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killa-trav · 1 year
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he’s insane for this
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ighnari · 18 days
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006. xingqiu
— we're not supposed to be seen together | assorted dialogue from I'M SORRY, I JUST HAD TO FIND YOU by mcflymemes | 472 words
there is a time and place for everything, except the world does not believe you deserve a time or place to meet with xingqiu—perhaps that is for the better.
"we're not supposed to be seen together," xingqiu says despite raising his hand like a gentlemen so you can take it and carefully climb through his window.
"i am aware," you bite sarcastically. there is no time pointing the obvious, but your next words betray your urgency. it feels wrong visiting him in the dead of the night and not confessing—in one form or another—how much you miss his stupid pretty face. "i'm sorry, i just had to find you."
xingqiu is quick to hand you a towel for your hair. thunder faintly cracks in the distance. normally he would also offer one of his shirts when you are drenched on his way to his place, but not a single evidence of your arrival can be birthed, so the blanket is a risky act of mercy. you're not going to ask for more.
"you're going to get yourself in so much trouble."
"you say that as if you care about me," you quip, tilting your head to accentuate your lopsided smile. "we both know you're the one who will be the one in deep shit if caught." it truly is hard not to bicker with him, and in fact, this was something you missed ever since you moved to the outskirts of liyue to expand your family's business—a branch that ambitiously competes against feiyun commerce guild. xingqiu told you that your family is crazy. you point out that's where you get it from, like now, standing in front of him after his parents threatened to sue yours, accusing them for stealing trade secrets.
(your parents did, and you had to team up with yanfei to save their sorry ass.)
for xingqiu to have you inside the room is akin to making a deal with the devil. in the eyes of those who don't know him like you do.
"what's so important that you had to find me?" he asks, taking your damp towel. he tucks it into his laundry basket in the corner of his room. good thing he has employees that can keep small secrets. sort of.
"you'll hate me for this."
"that'll be making my role as feiyun commerce guild's son easier. remember? i am supposed to hate you."
"good."
and before the next crack of thunder, you envelope him into a deep hug, hearts resonating in pulse. his hands are limp, but it's not long before it embraces you tightly too, fingers digging into the back of your shirt as if he's desperately clinging on the smooth side of a rock.
"you liar," he whispers, voice firm.
you chuckle weakly.
"i learned it from my parents."
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year2000electronics · 2 years
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i don’t see this talked about very often bc it is largely unimportant to the scheme of things but there is like. a debate to be had, right. until sonic 2 stone was our One named government agent. and he is always addressed as agent stone or stone which gives it a very Last Name Gravitas. however the name ‘stone’ being both a feasible last name and just a random object name means that like. stone could be his last name. or it could be a code name.
and the thing is i don’t know if movie 2 ever answered that which really makes me laugh because we do now have a second named agent, but when he’s actively known to be on duty he’s only addressed as ‘agent’, and ‘agent handel (? no official spelling yet)’. which also falls into this theme of ‘name that could be both a real name or a code name’ ie handel sounds exactly like Handle
i guess you can say commander walters kinda bursts this bubble unless you count him as separate from Agents or try to kinda stretch to make it work (like Waters or Altars or something) but i feel like since he’s a commander he doesn’t disrupt my Agent Theory. so here are my conclusions about Dumb Agent Theory
1. the agents do indeed use code names, which means we are missing a first AND last name for stone
2. the agents don’t use code names, and these two’s naming isn’t actually a convention and no other agents would go along with this
3. the agents don’t use code names, BUT they all coincidentally all have names that sound like random object names. by accident.
#sonic movie#i like believing my agent theory (truth be told the third option is what i believe)#because i feel like it matches well with robotnik’s name being Robotnik#like Doctor Robots doesn’t seem like an obvious name when like.#Agent Stone and Agent Handel and Agent Duster and Agent Wood exist#(the last two i made up sorry)#i also think it’s funny to give the agents Associations like robotnik with his robots#stone is known for being stone-faced (his cold professional nature esp when someone who isn’t botnik is there)#also the term ‘my rock’ about like someone sturdy. someone you can rely on. like how robotnik can rely on stone#(also stones being grey and cold and circular like robots but undeniably from nature#ALSO LITERAL STONE STONE FROM MUSHROOM WORLD. LOL#as for randall i have less on him but like...#i can think of at least 3 ways to match the meaning of handle to him#handle as in handling a situation... randall is clearly good at handling people if he was sent to be a people person incognito...#handle as in ‘a name or nickname’ which relates to him like. going incognito also. man of many names#handle as in a literal physical handle like a pan handle or a door handle bc he’s the one holding up the operation to sell the act#this is absolutely nothing i’m dolores cornposting again but. idk#it’s fun it’s quirky and it kinda unifies the agents slash former agents#sonic#sonic 2 spoilers#sonic spoilers#sonic movie spoilers#have at queue!#(also i just remembered walters)#i’m more inclined to say if he had a word it might be Alters as in altering a document- editing something#because he has his lines about saying that robotnik never existed and he clearly knows project shadow but maybe he tried to hide something#stone is stone-faced and sturdy. handel handles situations well. walters alters government documents
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crimsonblackrose · 5 months
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Listen YT you're going to get mad because I have an ad blocker, your little pop up is going to make me mad. you're going to give me a countdown until you shut off my ability to access your site. I'm going to get mad because I'm working and I'm checking stupid links for work so I have to use you and I'll just pop over to incognito mode, but know this, I will figure out a work around and I will just hate you all the more.
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tarmac-rat · 2 years
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Are you running out of steam?
Are you hoping it leaves?
Are you gonna let it in? (x)
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nebulein · 2 years
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I love your writing.
Maybe Pat doing yoga for the first time and Jonny is his instructor. Jonny has to correct pats stances.
"And now you touch your right hand to your left ankle."
"You're kidding."
Jonny blinks, taken aback. "I-- uh. No?"
Patrick stares at him, sweat dripping into his eyes. He'd wipe it away if it wouldn't mean risking his precarious balance and likely falling on his ass. "I'm an athlete, not a fucking contortionist, Jonny!"
"It's easy, look." Jonny slides into stance next to him, legs spread wide, smoothly moving through the poses. Of course when Jonny does it it looks fucking easy. Asshole.
"Do that again," Pat demands.
Jonny rolls his eyes but does it, twisting in a way that Pat is sure will land him on his butt and then he'll never hear the end of it. He tries anyways, after a deep breath, but his arm is too short and he's supposed to keep the other one straight and--
"Whoa, steady there."
Yeah, yep, nope. Not happening. "It's fucking impossible!"
Jonny huffs. "It's not impossible," he says, putting emphasis on the word like Patrick doesn't know what it means, "I just did it."
"Yeah, 'cause you're a freak," Pat mutters, frustration bubbling over.
In a testament to their long friendship, Jonny ignores him. "Look, it's all in the hips. You just gotta be loose, go with the flow."
"I loosen my hips I die." For real. Pat is gonna brain himself and then Jonny is gonna cry and then where will they be.
Scratch that, Pat is gonna die anyways. 'Cause Jonny, once again, decided to ignore all personal boundaries Patrick keeps so carefully erected for his own sanity and well-being and put his hands on Pat's hips. Pat breathes in through his nose. Jonny's hands are broad, and possessive, and sitting entirely too low. All he'd need to do is shift an inch and he'd be grazing Patrick's dick. Pat breathes out through his mouth.
"Jesus, you're tight. No wonder you can't. Here, c'mon."
Pat grits his teeth and briefly contemplates murder. Or maybe running away screaming. But Jonny's standing right behind him, close enough that Pat can almost feel his body heat, feels Jonny brushing against Pat's shirt. He's holding Pat's hips in what feels like an iron vice, trying to get Pat to twist them. Pat resists Jonny's efforts, digs his heels into the floor and counts to ten.
He's not going to think about Jonny's hands on his hips, or Jonny behind him, or what else he'd like Jonny to do. All he'd have to do is shift his ass back a notch and. Well. That way madness lies.
"Your mom's tigh--"
"Kaner."
Jonny doesn't shout. Patrick shuts up anyway.
"Breathe with me."
Patrick hates his life. He hates the moment he stepped foot inside the gym this morning. He should've backed right out when he saw Jonny. Made up some excuse about a sick aunt or a broken skate lace or whatever. Instead he'd stupidly stuck around, and when Jonny had said 'wanna join me for some yoga?' Patrick's mouth had moved and formed the word 'sure' before his brain had had a chance to kick in.
This is why he doesn't go into the gym before his first coffee.
In through his nose. Out through his mouth.
"There we go." Jonny's voice is low and kind of soothing, or it would be, anyways, if Patrick didn't feel like a live wire right now, as tense as he's ever been in his life.
"You can trust me, I won't let you fall."
Fuck Jonny and his stupid fucking psychological warfare. Pat breathes and tries to relax. Jonny's behind him, strong and solid. If Pat falls the only thing he's gonna injure is his pride.
In. Out.
"Yeah, there we go. Ground yourself in the moment, feel the floor beneath your feet." Jonny and his fucking hippie mumbo jumbo. "Find your core, your balance." If Pat knew where his fucking balance was Jonny wouldn't have to publicly grope him right now. "Now focus on your left leg, open up your flexors."
Jonny pushes again and this time Pat allows it, follows Jonny's guidance, hips twisting. He wobbles for a sec but Jonny immediately tightens his hands, pressing all up against Patrick and Pat leans back on instinct.
"I got you," Jonny murmurs, low and right in Patrick's ear, and the shudder running through Pat has nothing to do at all with his balance. "Think you can manage?"
"Yeah," Pat croaks, mouth drier than the Sahara. Fucking hell. He swallows, tries again. "I'm good."
"I know you are." Maybe it's the praise mixed into the gentle joke, or the way Jonny's voice goes all warm when he says it, but Pat finds himself smiling as he bends forward, touching his right hand to his ankle. Jonny's right, once you got the right stance it's fucking easy.
There's a noise behind him, choked and kind of muffled but almost distressed, and Kaner turns around on instinct, but his nose is currently touching his knee, and his hand is glued to his ankle, all of which means he doesn't have the counterweight for the sudden movement to keep himself from doing exactly what he's been trying to avoid all morning. He hits the ground with an 'oomph'.
"Shit, are you alright?" Jonny's looking genuinely concerned.
Pat's elbow hurts where he banged it on the floor, but the thing smarting the most is his pride. "What happened to 'don't you trust me? I got you'?"
Jonny has the decency to look sheepish. "I got, uh--" His eyes dart away before fixing back on Patrick's face again. "Got a little sidetracked."
"Fucking hell, Jonny," Pat spits, massaging his funny bone.
"You alright?"
Pat had forgotten how annoying Jonny gets in mother-hen mode. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine."
He lets Jonny haul him up, except Jonny's meant it a little too well, hauling Pat right into his chest.
It's a good chest.
Pat would know, seeing as he's currently groping Jonny's tits.
For one excruciating, soul-killing moment, neither of them moves.
And then Jonny clears his throat and Pat jumps back like he's burned himself. "I, uh--."
"Yeah, no. It's. Uh. Fine. We're fine. Right?"
"Yeah. Fine. Totally fine."
Someone have mercy and kill Pat right now.
"Good, good." Jonny nods. If Patrick didn't know any better, he'd say Jonny's blushing. Jonny turns away for a moment and Patrick uses the chance to discreetly readjust himself.
"So. Next up is downward dog," Jonny drones on in his monotone, apparently determined to power through any awkwardness by shoving his ass in Patrick's face. Like. This cannot be real. Jonny's on all fours again, nearly folded in half in the middle, head down, ass up. Full on power bottom stance. Patrick would know, since he-- Uh, anyways. That's not important right now.
Patrick takes one second to consider the possibility of Jonny helping him adjust his posture in this position or--God forbid--try and help Kaner bend over and makes the only sane choice of this whole morning.
"Yeah, you know what, I think I'm good. I actually just remembered I got some skate issue I need checked out so uh, I'll go do that I guess. Right now. You have fun with your, uh, yoga or whatever. So, uh. See ya."
He hightails it outta there.
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wildwitchofthewest · 1 year
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Fuck, my mom found two of my current spell jars.
Luckily for me, I'm capable of lying and I'm an artistic type so I said that they were a "DIY project" to grow small plants in, like a terrarium, but "I did it wrong".
So afterwards, I pretended to throw them away and then I did some small rearranging.
Let's just say, I'm going to be more careful from now on.
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gideonisms · 2 years
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girls gender neutral will exist in the city for 1 hour and start to feel a burning rage towards humanity
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queer-crusader · 2 months
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I'm going to fucking strangle the nanowrimo website
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epic-and-kitty · 10 months
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did Tumblr make it almost impossible to search your own blog again or did I fuck up
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aroaceofdiamonds · 1 year
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Just got a 20 minute ad on YouTube
Sure it was skippable, but that's not the point
The best part?
The video I wanted to watch was 40 seconds long
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pinaybelieber · 8 months
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Okay, let's talk about the sex scene. This is going to be a quite lengthy post but bear with me. I've been keeping this in for the past 2 days.
1. In the beginning of the Paris hotel scene, Henry did say that they should make love. Keyword: "make love". There's a difference between fucking and making love.
2. Alex was a bit nervous because it was his first time to do this. In the book, they just do blowjobs during their first few encounters and it's also the same in the movie. Alex hasn't tried any sex with penetration, especially with a man. But Henry was so understanding, he guided Alex physically and emotionally how to exactly make love.
3. The sigh that Henry let out after guiding Alex with his hand to push down deeper... that was so fucking cinematic and perfect! He literally was teaching Alex to learn his body, when to move, and what pleasures him. Also, that little nod he did once Alex was inside him, that's consent!
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4. Matthew Lopez (director) and Robbie Taylor Hunt (intimacy coordinator) did a great job in showing Alex and Henry's vulnerability. They focused more on their emotions instead of using a wide shot from one side. Mind you, this is not porn. This is a romance film! If you want to see two hot men fuck, then I suggest you fire up your incognito browser and load those porn vids. Again, go back to my point on #1 just in case you're forgetting something.
5. The point of the sex scene is to show the building mutual trust and affection between Henry and Alex. I can't emphasize this enough that we don't get a lot of queer media with this kind of intimate scene. Most (not all) of queer sex scenes (that I have seen) are always heated and rushed. I don't mind those actually but if you're gonna let me choose which one I'd prefer, I'd choose this one.
6. Taylor and Nick did a great job in portraying the blooming love between A&H. The early stages of love is always delicate. So it's given that they'd be more gentle towards each other.
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Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Now stream the movie again on Prime Video!
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hitandrunduorp · 1 year
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// tmw you wanna do shit\\
//but you don’t have the energy to do shit\\
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honestly even tho quarantime kinda fucked me up i will constantly miss the start of my hxh phase...........
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ltbunny · 2 months
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Can you imagine soap walking around base after a mission, groggy, sleep deprived, and so elated to not be sleeping in a bag and on an actual mattress. He accidentally steps on a piece of paper, groans and picks it up, his brain immediately switching on, it's a dirty (in both ways), little pin-up photo. The woman isn't entirely naked, but there's not much left to the imagination and shit she's beautiful, he curses at himself for stepping on it, frantically brushing the dirt off.
It's a small 7.6 by 5cm photo, probably for a wallet. johnny finds himself thanking God for cursing the poor geezer that probably lost the picture, what a chump. He wastes no time running to his barrack, his cock already straining against his bozers. Slamming his door shut, his pants are already off and he jumps in bed, his hand starting to stroke, fuck, it's been so long.
He knows he could just open his browser and incognito something, but they don't put up many women like this anymore, big, soft, and pretty. He wants to scan this photo and frame it in his apartment, but he decides against it, he'd get hard every time he sees it. He strokes faster, not bothering to cover up his moans, imagining the womans soft hands instead of his rough, callous ones, her soft rolls pressing against him while he pounds her into the mattress, 'fuck, 'er voice would be so pretty-', his thumb grazes the slit at the tip and he groans, the small picture getting crinkled when his thumb and index clench while he pants, getting closer.
He cums within 6 minutes, his hand is covered in it and hes still panting, his dick sensitive but still roaring to go again. He goes until his cock is sore and the picture is tacky (thank God it was laminated or he mightve cried because he ruined it)
(He eventually does meet the pretty lady, introduced as the captains missus. You shake his hand, and he feels his brain short circuit. He prays no one can see him shift his pants uncomfortably when he moves, but Price has a keen eye and finds himself whisper in your ear, your face flushed as you turn to look at soap, embarrassed. Johnny needs to know what price said.)
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wordstome · 2 months
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how c.ai works and why it's unethical
Okay, since the AI discourse is happening again, I want to make this very clear, because a few weeks ago I had to explain to a (well meaning) person in the community how AI works. I'm going to be addressing people who are maybe younger or aren't familiar with the latest type of "AI", not people who purposely devalue the work of creatives and/or are shills.
The name "Artificial Intelligence" is a bit misleading when it comes to things like AI chatbots. When you think of AI, you think of a robot, and you might think that by making a chatbot you're simply programming a robot to talk about something you want them to talk about, and it's similar to an rp partner. But with current technology, that's not how AI works. For a breakdown on how AI is programmed, CGP grey made a great video about this several years ago (he updated the title and thumbnail recently)
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I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend you watch this because CGP Grey is good at explaining, but the tl;dr for this post is this: bots are made with a metric shit-ton of data. In C.AI's case, the data is writing. Stolen writing, usually scraped fanfiction.
How do we know chatbots are stealing from fanfiction writers? It knows what omegaverse is [SOURCE] (it's a Wired article, put it in incognito mode if it won't let you read it), and when a Reddit user asked a chatbot to write a story about "Steve", it automatically wrote about characters named "Bucky" and "Tony" [SOURCE].
I also said this in the tags of a previous reblog, but when you're talking to C.AI bots, it's also taking your writing and using it in its algorithm: which seems fine until you realize 1. They're using your work uncredited 2. It's not staying private, they're using your work to make their service better, a service they're trying to make money off of.
"But Bucca," you might say. "Human writers work like that too. We read books and other fanfictions and that's how we come up with material for roleplay or fanfiction."
Well, what's the difference between plagiarism and original writing? The answer is that plagiarism is taking what someone else has made and simply editing it or mixing it up to look original. You didn't do any thinking yourself. C.AI doesn't "think" because it's not a brain, it takes all the fanfiction it was taught on, mixes it up with whatever topic you've given it, and generates a response like in old-timey mysteries where somebody cuts a bunch of letters out of magazines and pastes them together to write a letter.
(And might I remind you, people can't monetize their fanfiction the way C.AI is trying to monetize itself. Authors are very lax about fanfiction nowadays: we've come a long way since the Anne Rice days of terror. But this issue is cropping back up again with BookTok complaining that they can't pay someone else for bound copies of fanfiction. Don't do that either.)
Bottom line, here are the problems with using things like C.AI:
It is using material it doesn't have permission to use and doesn't credit anybody. Not only is it ethically wrong, but AI is already beginning to contend with copyright issues.
C.AI sucks at its job anyway. It's not good at basic story structure like building tension, and can't even remember things you've told it. I've also seen many instances of bots saying triggering or disgusting things that deeply upset the user. You don't get that with properly trigger tagged fanworks.
Your work and your time put into the app can be taken away from you at any moment and used to make money for someone else. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people who use AI panic about accidentally deleting a bot that they spent hours conversing with. Your time and effort is so much more stable and well-preserved if you wrote a fanfiction or roleplayed with someone and saved the chatlogs. The company that owns and runs C.AI can not only use whatever you've written as they see fit, they can take your shit away on a whim, either on purpose or by accident due to the nature of the Internet.
DON'T USE C.AI, OR AT THE VERY BARE MINIMUM DO NOT DO THE AI'S WORK FOR IT BY STEALING OTHER PEOPLES' WORK TO PUT INTO IT. Writing fanfiction is a communal labor of love. We share it with each other for free for the love of the original work and ideas we share. Not only can AI not replicate this, but it shouldn't.
(also, this goes without saying, but this entire post also applies to ai art)
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