#goddamn my life

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[fall-out-boytoy]

will wood is like [piano intro] [great dance beat] [sample from moderately famous tv show/movie] [very catchy melody but if you look at the lyrics he is listing the DSM in alphabetical order] [saxophone] [one-liner that strikes you dead] [guttural screaming] [spoken word, listing the DSM in reverse alphabetical order] [the worst sensory sound you've ever heard in your goddamn life, repeated four times, makes you violently stim] and the song is called something like Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

#(AFFECTIONATE). also the worst sensory sound i have ever heard in my goddamn life is in thermodynamic lawyer at 2:32ish in the right ear #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw

[kitamars]

intensity

(larger version under the cut!)

#i swear i didn’t die #video games are taking over my life oops #next au comic is on it’s way though! just gotta line it and stuff #but goddamn #vashwood and their horrific levels of tension have captured my brain yet again #look at them go #drawing vash’s undersuit ended my life seven times over please appreciate it 🙏🏽 #it’s hot as hell but it’s also! the bane of my existence #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash x wolfwood #vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

[ex-textura]

so rude they made a man look like this and then i've just gotta be normal about it.

#you want me to do dishes while there's a man looking like this right now? #just gotta live my life? #are you kidding me #wanna gnaw my fucking arm off #goddamn #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #my screenshots

[wasyago]

one day he will trip on his own dress and die

#okay drawing skele horses is actually pretty fun. like. they're just lines #also. im pretty sure i saw a similar art with like. a person and a bunch of horses behind them. a long time ago. but i cant remember what- #it looked like or who's the author or where i saw it. goddamn #but if you know what im talking about. yeah this was heavily inspired by that art #new life smp #smallishbeans #my art #sketch

[theelast-straw]

Pit Babe + actual sentences they say in the show (alternative title: Pit Babe + causing me psychic damage)

#still fighting for my goddamn life against the lighting in this show #i am. giving up on the coloring. i'm releasing it as is take it i don't want it anymore akdhfakdj #anyway i was waiting to see if i was gonna have to add anything to this but i'll just throw it out into the void now #pit babe #pit babe the series #charliebabe #babecharlie #rae tries to gif shit

[shroomlightruins]

Bdubs!! Yippee!! Hes a hare but because of how small he is and his massive eyes, he often gets mistaken for a rabbit.

#hermitcraft #life series #my art #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #i forgor the chip in his ear in the first one..... shh #i guess im making a . goddamn furry au now. its all i do . but ive had these designs in my head for months 😭

[lyss-butterscotch]

SUPER LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEUVILLETTE!!! YOU'LL BE REUNITED WITH YOUR HUSBAND SOON I SWEAR

#posting this on main cuz its too pretty to put on my side acc lmao #also to blast everyone on the greenest green flag husbands ever #like goddamn these idiots have their life together so well #my art #genshin impact #genshin #genshin fanart #neuvillette #wriothesley #wriolette #neuvithesley #fontaine #krita #lyss art

[bimbloop]

🥀🎶 And I run Just as the melody hums 🎶🥀

Musical vibe inspiration: Kiltro "All the Time in the World"

#goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #secret life smp #secret life fanart #mcyt fanart #mcyt #my art #bimbloop art #Fun fact: drawing those goddamn flowers almost made me lose my mind

[comehithercornking]

Ik I’m like SUPER late to the Heartstopper (TV) fandom, but Nick taking an “am I gay” quiz to Orla Gartland’s “Why Am I Like This?” is a work of cinematic genius, actually

#heartstopper #nick nelson #honestly the taking of the quiz made me scream bc it’s a staple for baby gays #but the music??? GOD that scene has taken over my LIFE #Every day I wake up and Nick Nelson is the first thing on my goddamn mind

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Catch me at the club wiggling 2 tha beat

#I’m still too awkward to dance but goddamn I will wiggle like my life depends on it #if I don’t get hit on once I’m going str8 #gpoy

[novantinuum]

the longer I’m in this fandom the more alien I’ve decided Steven eventually becomes over time as he ages

#listen #you can’t give me a canon hybrid and expect me to Not get super weird with their anatomy #so now my new headcanon is that over the years all his organic cells eventually get replaced by hard light analogues #until eventually he’s like. so his body Mimicks organic life and he instinctively still follows many Habits of organic life but #he is actually No Longer organic at all #instead just an Uber Goddamn Complex hard light construct- wholly unique and brand new #high key obsessed with this idea now #jen rambles

[remyfire]

I would sell an organ to get her in this shirt in 500 more episodes

#also featuring hawk girl summer foreshadowing #but GODDAMN margaret love of my life #margaret houlihan #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #thirstcapping #the merchant of korea #s6e15

[kekeke32]

TOUCHSTARVED trailer theme theory??

Hi guys, hi everyone. Hope we’re doing well!

SO the full version of the trailer theme is finally out on YouTube and holy shit??? It goes so HARD!!! Give it a listen here.

After rewatching it over and over again, I noticed something so I’ll map out which lyrics appear with which character for y’all to see:

Wish I could’ve added more ss but I’m on the mobile app 🥲 Anyways, I really don’t think the dev team added the characters photos randomly ‘cause check this out:

In Ais’s part, the lyrics are about a certain weakness (ik the lyrics “my weakness” refer to a person but I chose to ignore that jskdksk) and survival. This may be a reach BUT doesn’t this reminds you of Ais’s official character description? Specifically of this part: “Ais seems capable of curing you...but a sick sense of dread surrounds him. He's beginning to suspect that he may not be as in control of his powers as he thought. Can you save each other, or will he drag you down to the abyss with him?" This so-called “weakness” could be his very own powers and he’ll need the player to help him, to “survive”.

Now, about Vere’s part, I don’t have much to say tbh other than the fact that the lyrics “Cause everytime we touch” appear for the first time in his part and I guess you could say it’s related to his frequenting at the brothel? (iykwim 😏) Oh! And you could also see him being touched by a lot of different hands in the trailer. Besides that, his part ends with the lyrics “need you by my side” sung softly by the singer hmm…

Kuras’s part on the other hand, starts strongly (I suck balls at describing music so pls listen 4 urselves, you’ll know what I mean😭) and at 1:59 mins the lyrics are “Cause everytime we touch” then his face darkens a little and it stars an instrumental interlude. I don’t know what that really means but he’s sus

Mhin’s part is sung very softly as well and the lyrics “We’ve been through them all. You make me rise when I fall” are so sweet more so because I think in their route they’ll open up more to the player after going together through incomprehensible horrors and we’ll learn how to support each other <33

Finally, Leander’s part!! Now, LISTEN. His part is the reason why I even made this post in the first place lmao This mf is way too sus but first of all, the building synth progression at 2:58???? oh my god I got CHILLS. literal chills. *ahem* Moving on, his part, starts strongly the same as Kuras’s part did. Their parts are the only ones sung like that… Weird, huh? Anyway, after the lyrics “I can’t let you go. Want you in my life” at 3:49, the song gets SUPER intense and starts sounding very desperate ig?? (kudos to Dan! love his voice frfr) and Leander’s part ends with “Need you by my side”. Okayy y'all… Y'ALL. THIS IS CRAZY. In his part we have both the lyrics "I can't let you go. Want you in my life" AND "I want this to last. Need you by my side". AHHHH Leander you obsessed little bitch (affectionate)

In conclusion, there’s no fucking way the red spring team didn’t assign the certain parts of the lyrics very and I mean VERY purposefully to each LI. The parts suit them specifically well so I highly doubt it’s random but it could also just be me reading too much into this

Whatever!!! Good morning/Good night to this fandom only ^_^

#IT HAS A MEANING #this game makes me lose my goddamn mind in the best way possible #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved theory #touchstarved leander #visual novel #indie games #leander touchstarved #vere touchstarved #touchstarved kuras #ais touchstarved #touchstarved mhin #red spring studios #theory #all the leander theories give me life. #fandom

[deltoidlover]

the g-man knew rattails would be out of fashion in 20 years time, he was doing him a favour

#half life #gordon freeman #alyx vance #comic #hl2 #half life 2 #hl #my art #my comic #funny #shitpost #where is his goddamn ponytail #fanart #hl2 fanart #alyx is so pretty in the first panel omg