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romansroys · 12 days
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popping in for my monthly post to say nothing to be scared of by kacey musgraves is SOOO tedbecca coded 😭😭😭
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peachiexparfait · 4 months
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I love these
Also bonus Babs because I love her:
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ghost-bxrd · 24 days
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Prompt:
Red Hood finds Nightwing in the throes of fear toxin, babbling about missed calls and text messages.
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xysidhequeen · 6 months
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So I turned on notifications for you blog early on in the Red Knight series so Id know when you posted the next chapter. After not seeing notifications from your blog for months, it literally makes me smile every time I see a simple "xysidhequeen reblogged x" now. Im sorry that you have to deal with everything but Im glad to see every notification that we havent lost you.
Ajajsjaheha THIS IS SO SWEET? Thank you! Also hope you don't mind being bombarded with notifs.
Also how many of you thought I really died? 😭 I'm so sorry to scare you all like that.
Here's an apology snippet
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There was a voice that sounded suspiciously like Jazz, even complete with annoyed exasperation, groaning at him to just ask Danny out already, that he very firmly beat back to the bowels of his mind with a stick.
He could, maybe, to himself, in the middle of the night when he was going on forty hours with no sleep, just perhaps admit he most definitely had a crush on his best friend. But those late night, sleep deprived admissions were no where near strong enough to overcome the choking, cloying fear that strangled his lungs and shredded his heart at the very thought of admitting it aloud. Let alone to Danny.
Danny was his friend, his best friend, his king. Danny saved him, back when he was nothing more than an angry slip of a teen with a chip on his shoulder and fresh from his own grave.
Danny had given him a home, a family, a purpose. He had given him everything, he had made Jason who he was today. Someone he could be proud of.
How could he ever risk losing that? Losing Danny?
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We get so close then Jason just takes three huge steps back. Baby is so scared. We'll get there, eventually. I promise. But when I say slow burn I mean SLOW burn.
Also me while writing this chapter so far:
Me: TimTimTimTimTIM!!!!
Jason: What about four thousand words of straight introspection
Can you feel Jazz's influence on him? Because I can, and I hate it(affectionately). I want to get to Tim!!! But Jason just wanted to think! He has so many thoughts in that head of his. It's the overthinking thing all the Bats and Birds learned from Bruce.
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So you had once mentioned that Batman trying to rescue/free darling, that would trigger a origins Deathstroke type of boss battle with Jason, and I’m curious, what other thots did you have on how that would go? Also bonus points if there’s a part at the end where there’s like falling debris or something and Jason makes a beeping for darling and shields them and Batman sees just how much he loves her
So Jason could NOT beat Batman in a simple hand to hand fight, and I think he knows this lol. It's why his biggest weapon is his familiarity to Bruce and exploiting his weaknesses in conjunction with overkill attacks. He's going to use pistols to be somewhat up-close without being at risk of getting disarmed, and put pressure on Bruce with his militia. Basically the Jason boss fight as I hoped it would go in-game is a mix of predator combat with him and the militia (like what we got), but that Jason also adapts in COMBAT one-on-one. Remember in City where if you did a type of attack, Freeze would adapt and you couldn't use it anymore? Jason's combat segments do the same thing: You use your Quickfire Batarang once, it doesn't work after that. Use a cape stun and beat-em-up combo? Only works once. I would also go one step further and implement a way to track what your most commonly used attacks/gadgets are in combat sections throughout the WHOLE game, and during the boss fight make them unusable. It makes sense narratively since Jason will have been observing Batman's strategy/fighting style the entire game and should be adapting accordingly. But Rocksteady only had so much money and so much time and fixing Jason's boss fight is one of MANY priorities they should've improved on lol.
With Darling, I think they'd work as a potential "stage hazard" of sorts. Once Jason is at 0 health, Darling rushes to try and prevent him from killing Batman/beg him to stop, this isn't worth it. And with Jason's hatred for Bruce overtaking his protectiveness at the one moment he has to kill Bruce himself, he lashes out and fires a warning shot at Darling (similar to the one he fires at Barbara after she crashes the car). His warning shot is however WAY closer than he intended and actually grazes them, and he panics thinking that he's injured or killed the one person he promised he'd protect.
Bruce uses the distraction to defeat Jason, but things play out similarly to the endgame where Scarecrow takes Jim hostage and has him go to Arkham. Bruce, accepting that he might really die tonight, gives Jason the first aid kit in his utility belt and tells Jason not to make the same mistake he did--"Don't value your mission over someone you love getting hurt." Batman's crusade against crime has gotten so many people he's cared about hurt/killed: Harvey, Barbara, Alfred (nearly dying in Origins), Jason. And he doesn't want Jason's quest for revenge to continue the cycle of loved ones being hurt when you need to focus on saving them. It's why Jason didn't realize how much Bruce had changed, when instead of focusing on Scarecrow and the Cloudburst (despite Alfred correctly pointing out Barbara would WANT Batman to value the mission over her), Batman refuses and immediately dedicates himself to saving her first.
So narratively it ties a nice little bow on things thematically and adds even more parallels between Jason and Bruce, as well as Jason and Darling. And nothing fucks my shit up like narrative parallels.
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This is kinda long and it might not be as funny as I think it is, but I've had this idea since October and I've been waiting to post it
Batman and Commissioner Gordon on top of the GCPD exchanging info
Jim: Oh, one more thing, Batman. *hands over a file* Tell your people that this was a funny April 1st prank but we need them to fix it. We've tried, but they locked us out of that portion of the system.
Batman, looking at the file: Hn *leaves*
*LATER IN THE CAVE*
Tim is sitting at the computer with the file open, looking at images of the Riddler from Arkham's database, laughing.
Jason, who snuck in to replace some smoke bombs with glitter bombs: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tim: *hands Jason the file and points at the screen, still laughing*
Jason, laughing: Who did that? That's fucking hilarious!
Dick, stepping out of the medbay, talking to Alfred: ...back to Blüd to get my— *sees screen* Oh my god! Who did that??
Alfred: *smiles and walks out of the cave*
Dick, through tears: Hold on, send this to me *his phone dings. dick pulls it out of his pocket and starts typing. Seconds later everyone else's phones ding*
Tim pulls up a video and puts it to the side of the image they were laughing at
Damian, Duke, and Cass run in
Duke: Who did it? Barbara? Tim?
Tim: No idea, but I'm flattered that you think I'm this creative. But look at this video, Duke!
Alfred, walking back in with a tray of water: Yes, I'm sure Mr. Nygma is enjoying this prank
Duke: You mean Mr. Ligma, Alfred. His criminal profile clearly says 'Ligma'
Barbara, calling in: Who changed Riddler's name in the files to say Ligma instead of Nygma?
Dick: We have no idea! We thought it might have been you!
Babs: I wish! This is brilliant!
Tim: Did you see that they changed the name badge on his clothes, too?
Jason: Is that why he's just yelling 'ligma' in the video? That's fucking gold
Cass, signing: I wonder if they changed the nameplate on his door too
Dick, scoots Tim's chair out of the way: Let's see
Steph, dismounting her bike and walking up as Dick pulls up footage of the hall outside Riddler's cell: Oh. My. God!
Jason: Steph, was this you?
Steph: No way, dude. I replaced Commissioner Gordon's office chair with one I made from fruit. That was my April 1st prank. I didn't do this. Mine actually feels kinda lame in comparison tho...
Babs, who's been getting the images on the bat computer streamed to her own: Oh my god, they changed the nameplate
Duke: That's fantastic
Bruce, walking in from the changing area: What's fantastic?
Cass: Someone changed Riddler's name in the system to say 'Edward Ligma' and we're trying to find out who
Damian: Father, do you know who did this?
Bruce: Oh yeah, that was me
Jason: No fucking way... You're way too uptight for jokes!
Bruce: Jason, what are you talking about? I make jokes all the time
Steph: So I guess this means you're joining in on the prank wars from now on, O Master of Pranks*?
Bruce: *smirks*
Duke presses a button on one of the keyboards
Smash bros announcer voice: A challenger is near!
Everyone looks at Duke
Duke: ...uh, my prank was making the left keyboard a soundboard...
* the title they grant to the victor of that year's prank war
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honepiii · 8 months
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Please DC, I dont need Bruce to magically become emotionally stable and suddenly start giving his kids hugs and kisses on the forehead (though i wouldnt mind 👀), I just need them to understand that theiR FATHER LOVES THEM UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!!!
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redjukebox · 15 days
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One of my favorite things to do is look up the voice acting cast of my favorite shows and movies cause like
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What the hell is this😭
wtf do you mean Jacksepticeye played a character named Jack in Sonic Prime😭
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troublewithvampires · 7 months
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//...... i do not need to make another sideblog. i do not need to make another sideblog. i do not need to m
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phoneheadedemployee · 11 months
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gonna be a little honest here, and nobody can get pissed because ik 99% of the people who are gonna get pissed are brason (brick x Jason) shippers, but I have a specific rarepair I have in mind because like it's semi-canon from Jason's POV.
Jaslit (Jason x Lityerses)
C'mon, imagine all the angst, fanfic writers!! Lit finds out Jason is dead and sobs. Also all the more awkward tension! Also Jason calls him handsome so it's semi-canon. Anyways have some headcanons.
-Jason will be confused by little things Lit does, like tug at his shirt in public, or bite his arm.
-Lityerses' love language, like all Demeter kids, is "love = yummy = bite" so Jason has a few bite marks on him.
-Jason decided at some point to take up gardening to please both his boyfriend and Demeter.
-They've baked together in the waystation for a little 'Thanks Apollo' thing in an AU where Jason lives. Never again.
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erosology · 1 year
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deadpool is so baby girl in cannon
pls don’t get me started on how much i love him because oh my god??? i could talk about him for HOURS and be kicking my feet and twirling my hair the entire time. that man deserves so much goddamn love and i just want to swaddle him and cradle him and give him so many forehead kisses and make him home cooked meals every single day and make sure he’s filled to the brim with affection and happiness
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grandapplewit · 2 years
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I love Battinson for MANY reasons, not the least of which that the prospect of watching him cradle his fourteen year old sons badly beaten and burned body as he sobs in the middle of a destroyed warehouse has me foaming at the mouth
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ghost-bxrd · 3 months
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Prompt:
Jason learns how to dream walk and terrorizes his family before they become aware of his resurrection.
(it backfires)
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smotheredintragedy · 2 years
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hi um, id always found jason nash attractive but now oh my gOD DAMN JASON STEADY ON
aging like a fine wine
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folk-ever-lore · 2 years
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Carry You
The issue was there was never any lasting impact - aside from trauma - from akuma attacks, but in Gotham there definitely was. Buildings were destroyed and weren’t fixed with a simple miraculous cure. Innocents were injured and had to wait weeks to heal. People died and didn’t come back.
She died and didn’t come back.
I know it hurts
It’s hard to breathe sometimes
These nights are long
You’ve lost the will to fight
It had started on a regular day, or at least a regular day for Gotham, but then every TV in the area automatically turned to the local news channel which read out one terrifying headline: ‘ARKHAM BREAKOUT, ALL PRISONERS OUT’.
Marinette hadn’t been in Gotham the last time there had been a major breakout like this. She had been around for a few smaller breakouts but those only included a couple prisoners breaking out, around five maximum. She hadn’t witnessed anything like this yet. She was about to.
Due to the circumstances this was an all hands on deck situation, every single member of the Bat Family dropped what they were doing and rushed to the Bat Cave as soon as they could. For Marinette and Jason this meant they had ended their date a lot sooner than they would have liked to, they hadn’t even had dessert yet but Gotham and its safety always came first.
“What do you need us to do?” Marinette asked Oracle as soon as they reached the cave.
Baraba looked over at them before giving them their orders. “I need Red Hood and Ladybird to take Crime Alley. Most other areas are covered.”
Jason rolled his eyes and muttered, “That’s cause the old man has an adoption problem,” causing Marinette to giggle slightly.
“We’re on it,” she told the hacker. “Tikki, spots on!”
Is anybody out there?
Can you lead me to the light
Is anybody out there?
Tell me it’ll all be alright
Paris was the City of Light, there were barely any streets or alleys that weren't filled with light. If there was a City of Darkness then it would, in Marinette’s opinion, would most likely be Gotham. There was the constant gloomy atmosphere that she had somehow grown to love, however the darkness of Crime Alley was something no one loved. Not only was it physically dark with so many tall buildings blocking out light, but the general place had a dark foreboding feel to it.
Marinette didn’t mind spending time in the place when she was Ladybird, but she always felt bad that she couldn’t help the kids who lived in the alley any more than doing her best to protect them from anyone trying to manipulate and hurt them. It wasn’t enough. She wanted to do more but Jason had pointed out from personal experience that the Crime Alley kids didn’t really trust adults so the only way they would let her help was as Ladybird.
Ladybird started visiting the alley a lot more after that.
You are not alone
I’ve been here the whole time singing you a song
I will carry you, I will carry you
Ladybird and Red Hood made their way through the familiar alley. They saw some of the many kids and both wished that they could go over and say hello but the mission came first. Or at least the mission came first when basically every prisoner from Arkham had broken out.
She nodded to as many of the kids they passed as possible. She didn’t want any of the kids to feel left out or to feel even more unwanted than they already did, but first she had to make sure they were safe.
Red Hood’s eyes glanced around their current area to make sure it was as safe as Crime Alley could be, before informing his partner that “Professor Pyg has been sighted in the area.”
“So he’s going after the kids again?”
“Unfortunately.”
“Come on,” she muttered. “Let’s go help the kids.”
I know you can’t remember how to shine
Your heart’s a bird without the wings to fly
The poor kids that they had been too slow to help … she didn’t want to think about that. Pyg was in the process of making Dollotrons.
Joy.
How had he gotten everything he needed to start the process already? He’d only been out of Arkham for a few hours.
She couldn’t let him hurt those poor kids like that. They didn’t deserve it. Ladybird and Red Hood were going to stop him.
Is anybody out there?
Can you take this weight of mine?
Is anybody out there?
Can you lead me to the light?
“Get off them.”
“I am trying to make them perfect.”
Ladybird shook her head, “They are perfect just the way they are.”
Pyg snorted, of fucking course he snorted the dude was obsessed with turning people into his pig-like servants. “I will stop if that is what you wish,” he started with a smirk on his face, “but you’ll have to take their place.”
“Not a chance,” Red Hood growled. There was no way in hell that he was letting Pyg go near his fiancée.
You are not alone
I’ve been here the whole time singing you a song
I will carry you, I will carry you
So maybe they hadn’t been expecting the Dollotrons to come from behind. Apparently Pyg had managed to speed up his transformation process, probably with some unknown chemicals. That wasn’t going to be good for them, for anyone.
Red Hood and Ladybird had been taken captive. No one had tried unmasking Jason yet, if purely because of the rumours that he had explosives under that helmet that would go if anyone but him removed the ‘hood’. The rumours may be technically false now, but he wasn't going to complain about that.
He was going to complain about Pyg’s actions though.
The psycho had tied his fiancée onto an old surgery bed.
There was screaming. It was loud. His head hurt. He must have been knocked out.
The screaming was so loud. It was Marinette. Marinette …
Pyg grinned madly as he stood above the vigilante, an ice pick in his hand.
Jason had to get out of the ropes holding him. It shouldn’t be too hard. Hopefully. He had to save Marinette.
A dagger dropped out from within his leather jacket. He didn’t have his guns but everything else was there. Apparently, he hadn’t been checked for weapons too well. With a wicked smirk, he cut himself free.
“Step away from Ladybird,” he managed to grind out, his eyes flashing a familiar green. “You will not hurt her anymore.”
“Or what?” Pyg whispered with a demented grin on his face. “What will you do to stop you?”
“I think the FBI will appreciate your head in a bag.”
The mad man snorted, “You’d have to kill me first.”
He let his dagger fly towards Pyg. “I don’t believe that will be a problem.”
The rogue gasped in pain. It hit right over the heart. There was no way he would walk that off. As he dropped to the ground, his grip on the ice pick was loosened and the pick dropped to its previous target.
You are not alone
I’ve been here the whole time
You are not alone
I’ve been here the whole time singing you a song
I will carry you, I will carry you
(Is anybody out there?)
I will carry you, I will carry you
(Is anybody out there?)
It shouldn’t have killed her, it shouldn’t have even injured her too much, but gravity wasn’t on their side. Perhaps it was her own luck, finally turned against her. The angle had been just right, and the pick had been heavy enough that the ice pick had soon ended up in Marinette’s own throat.
“Shit,” Jason said numbly as he saw it happen.
He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée. He’d killed his own fiancée.
Oh God, what had he done?
He had to help her. He’d already ‘helped’ her. He had to hold her.
In a panic he barely remembered to press the emergency alert button on his helmet, but just remembered when he took it off so he could see Marinette properly.
Help was coming. Whether it would be in time was a better question.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
It couldn’t end like this. It couldn’t.
Taking her off the surgery table carefully, he set Marinette down in front of him. She lied limply on his lap.
“Hold on,” he murmured to her. “Help will be here soon.”
He couldn’t do anything but reassure her.
“You’ll be just fine. I promise.”
“Jason,” she rasped out, “Jason.”
“I’m here, sweetheart. You aren’t alone. I’ve been here all along.”
I know it hurts
It’s hard to breathe sometimes
Ladybird, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, had died.
Jason Todd carried her out to Batman when he finally arrived. Nothing could have been done.
The FBI got another present in the form of Professor Pyg’s head.
Gotham continued to murder the few good souls that dared to care for it.
But it didn’t change a thing. It still hurt everyday, Marinette was dead and she wasn’t coming back. She had taken her last breath.
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