#goddammit autocorrect

[daily-magoranza]

46. Christmas

Magolor get down, you're gonna get hurt!

I don't care!

Aftermath:

Say hello to the artist who doesn't want to shade

#magoranza #taranzalor #taranzolor #magolor #taranza #kirby #day 46 #Goddammit it's aftermath. Stupid autocorrect

[gameboyhamazing]

the biggest win imaginable

#she’s the only one I care about who isn’t from alola #okay there’s arven and bemoan and all of the pokespe cast too but I love penny #goddammit autocorrect i meant to say NEMONA #pkmn #pokemas

[drysauce]

CRYING. my friend called me my best friend's exemplary wife ndxhdybrgd

#“you leave with her buy groceries and clean the flat. you're literally the perfect wife” jdyxhegghegsgs #she also said she was worried that would happened knowing my best friend that we'll be arguing all the time with me doing the chores #well thanks you could've said that before i moved in with her lmao #live not leave goddammit autocorrect

[illicitsandbagging]

Hmm… possible tw: The neck makeup kinda looks like scars a little bit. Anyway.

Fuck it. Selfies.

Oh! Edit: got the neck makeup idea from the twitch streamer Unholeh, and honestly I hadn’t figured out how to experience gender euphoria as a completely genderless person but uhh this worked ayy. Gonna be upset if I find out this is somehow problematic tbh

#I always forget about tags #anyway #I attempted makeup #my hand shakes like a goddamn magic wand so my linework is actually impressive idgaf #I think I look great #goddammit autocorrect linework is one fucking word let me live fuck #punk #btw the scarf is a burlap cape from a Halloween skeleton decoration we found sitting on a power box in our neighborhood

[hylianengineer]

Late March is beginning please let happiness come soon.

#I'm on new needs that are super to help with this age they should kick in later this week #sure would be nice if they worked #that was supposed to say new meds goddammit autocorrect #hylian rambles #meds tw in tags

[dykeredhood]

That's actually really sad that your experience has been so trans exclusitory, I really am sorry to hear that :( I guess I didn't really notice because I don't keep people who exclude trans people around me, though I know that's not a luxury everyone has :(

Good evening, Violette – I’ll not apologize for apparently being a big meanie by asking you to consider transhets & honor them as part of the LGBT community; you’re welcome in my replies & askbox whenever you gain perspective and understand that transhets are a valued part of the LGBT community

#coming into a post that specifically discusses transhets and detailing it with: #‘uwu nobody’s talked about cis gays in five entire minutes’ #my dear it’s not a good look #as I said before: please take a step back and gain some perspective before putting your foot in your mouth again 😙😙😙 #personal #arcanescavanger #thank you for the ask!! #goddammit autocorrect – that first tag should say ‘derailing’

[irl-morros-account]

dont??throw???yourself????at?????a??????wall???????pls???????? Youll disturb the wall dwellers *ੈ✩‧₊

it probably is devastating i refuse to turn on autocorrect it ate my car

Goddammit you're right I will. Can't disturb them. They're probably playing weird video games. I've found a solution, I will jump off a tall piece of furniture instead and throw myself at the GROUND. heheheh

I don't even know either anymore. It could be devestating . Idk

#morro irl account #irl morro #answering asks #SPARKL anon

[corrodedbisexual]

My autocorrect be like "I see you're writing Steddie, so you probably made a mistake here"

DUCKED HIS HEAD, GODDAMMIT! HE DUCKED HIS HEAD!

Oh for fuck's sake.

#writing #steddie

[martyreasemymind]

for the WIP tag game: more on BS please

(because it reminded me of drafting sideways before it had a name and the doc was called BS which obv stood for billy/steve but nevertheless my brain autocorrected it on sight, given the usual acronym, until it came time to post and i realized i couldn't actually name my fic bullshit)

i won't go TOO into this one b/c it's very old and a mess (yes the bs stands for bullshit lol)

this was an original work about a family of shapeshifters trying to care for two of their children who escaped from government captivity/experimentation/military use.

Llena, the younger sister, is traumatized but generally able to function.

Jay, the older brother, yo-yo's between being fragile and being completed dissociated due to his experience with scientists/military forcing transformations and causing him to lose his identity and connection with reality.

the ki'd family had been dysfunctional and bordering on abusive before their abduction, and completely unraveled after. at the beginning of the story there has been a degree of recovery due to the remaining kids being removed and the parents receiving treatment.

the story is told primarily from the perspective of the eldest brother, Coda.

Excerpts:

-

He felt the anxiety in his gut twist into hate. Like a house fire. The kind you have to douse for hours to really get rid of. To kill.

Arlo stood behind him, watched him dig his forehead into the harsh bark. Wordless. 

It was a strange feeling to be seen like this. Flayed open. Like he’d been caught.

When he turned and settled on the ground she joined him. Looking at the stars, he felt her head rest on his shoulder.

-

“Is there any chance he won’t make it?”

“No. Not unless something catastrophic happens.”

Catastrophe is relative. It could be anything. Five years ago it was Pela breaking a plate.

“Get out of your own head. You’re not helping anyone.”

Nessar stood in the open threshold of the hospital room.

“You probably shouldn’t be hanging out here either.”

Nothing.

Her eyes narrowed.

“You know he can pick up on your stress”

He didn’t like this version of her. Doctor-Aunt. Emotionally detached but close enough to get under his skin.

“Thought you said he’d be fine.”

“Being fine and being not dead are two different things.”

He looked at her. Gave her his best pleading look as a final grab for sympathy.

“It’s not good for you to be here.”

Goddammit.

“Look,”

Her eyes went away from him.

“It’s been a week and he’s doing fine. The hardest part is over”

She shrugged.

“Physically”

Fuck you.

“And I know you wanna be here and look after him but it isn’t healthy for you. Mentally. You should get back to class and get your mind on something else. Or at least try to.”

He turned back to his unconscious brother.

“Have you spoken to either of your parents in the last week?”

He scoffed.

“What? To make me less stressed?”

Nessar’s fingers went to her temples.

“Fine. You all wanna be stubborn shits and refuse to talk to each other, fine. But just think about what you’re leaving him to wake up to.”

He scowled, but rose from his seat when she stepped out.

-

“Oh.”

Coda sat at the breakfast table. Didn’t look at his father standing in the doorway. Couldn’t.

“Is there something wrong?”

He felt the anger crackle inside of him, the familiar thump of blood in his ears that heralded an outburst.

Communicate. State your feelings.

“I’m sorry I haven’t talked to you.”

He could see his father’s shoulders lean back in shock from the corner of his eye.

“I’m still…”

His mouth twisted into a sour grimace. 

Try again.

“I’m still...angry”

His father looked on but Coda didn’t see him. It was easier to pretend he wasn’t there. To pretend he was alone in his room, screwing his eyes shut and whispering threats and promises into the empty space and truly believing that it would hold them forever. That it could.

I’ll kill you

I’ll kill you

I’ll kill you

I’ll kill you

“And I’m angry...that I’m still angry.”

Asil tilted his head. Eyes soft.

“Coda...If this is about me getting my feelings hurt-”

“It’s not. It’s… We need to be together for when-”

His teeth tug into his bottom lip.

“For when he wakes up.”

There was a silence, both considering.

“I understand, and I appreciate you taking that stance,”

He didn’t think he’d ever get used to it. To his father being calm and rational and compassionate. He still doesn’t.

“But I don’t want you to feel like any anger you have towards me needs to go away just because there’s a bigger issue at hand.”

Tears stung behind his eyes. He hated this, he hated falling apart in front of the person he was always supposed to be better than.

He felt his father make an abortive step forward. The desire, the duty, to stay stoic and quiet and grown ground against the protean need to be comforted. The fist against the open palm.

The chair scraped against the wood floor as he stood up and trudged outside. Don’t run. Not from him.

#god this was FOREVER ago #rip messy prince #answered asks

[ryuichirou]

GODDAMMIT AUTOCORRECT I MEANT LILIA AND IT TYPED LOLA?! LILIA AND ROLLO LILIA

LOL WE WERE SO CONFUSED BUT IT’S OKAY!

And YES 100% AGREED. Rollo is fucking lucky that Lilia didn’t get to join the symposium and that these two never met. Lilia would absolutely ruin Rollo mentally and physically. He’d troll him so hard… and he’d do other things too lol

#replies

[drysauce]

i feel like withing next few months i might completely fall out with my best friend help

#each day we only argue more and more #im annoyed she doesnt do anything and shes annoyed i do things in my own way #which leads to constant arguments #and it's been only a month since we started leaving here #after cleaning the whole kitchen for the 3rd time this week i asked her to help me finish stuff and start the dishwasher to which she told #me how to do it myself and like girl no i asked for help with cleaning not for instructions #so i said i won't do it and that she's going to do it #and now the dishwasher hasn't been started for 3 days in a row because of that #and now do i break and do it myself or still wait for her to do it #if by tomorrow it's still dirty i'll start it myself because it's like 3 seconds of work and im annoyed by no clean dishes but mannnnnn #living not leaving* goddammit autocorrect #anyway the worst part is that i dont have any other friends so i can't fall out with her negdhdvd #okay correction: i have 4 more friends but i hang out with them in the process of hanging out with ny best friend #if she's not present those people don't talk to me hdhdh #if anyone's reads it then just ignore it i had to write my thoughts somewhere or I'd explode lmao

[calamityblog]

Marcy, have you read/are you aware of Homestuck?

Karkalicious def-

Karkalicious def- (goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic)

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepeta's always squealin'

Cutesy pet names like karkitty

I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T

And the majority of pairings had better include me

i luv homestuck

dis.question is more lik it

...

sharpee baff

-mar-c

(p. s. i had to type this on my phone tjeyre tryin to autocorrect me i'm gonna die)

#marcy wu #amphibia #amphibia rp #amphibia ask blog #marcy wu rp #marcy

[lulu-nightbon]

thdhdudjdbs

THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG

I MEANT POST. GODDAMMIT. I WAS TRYING TO DAY POST BUT AUTOCORRECT DIDN'T LET ME. DON'T MAKE ME TUMBLR FAMOUS OVER THIS I BEG OF YOU-

#/pos

[spurgie-cousin]

Asking about the peach explanation for the pecan crew. Love your blog.

LOL that was just autocorrect that I didn't catch until now 😭 goddammit

#y'all don't realize how much i usually have to go back and edit things after i post #and you can't do that with polls 🙃 #anyway i meant PECANS damn swype text

[nockergeek]

Goddammit Autocorrect. Mifune is not a tortilla chip.

[dogwise]

Phone keeps autocorrecting himbo to gumbo goddammit

#IM TALKING STUPID BUFF DUDES #NOT A HEART STEW