EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.
warning for discord users
If you're on the app, immediately go to your dms and then "add friends". After the latest update they allow your contacts to find you and have that option turned on by default, so make sure it's unchecked!
This is very obviously not great for a multitude of reasons, but especially for people in vulnerable positions who do not want people in their contacts to see who they are on discord and/or know they have discord in the first place. I've also tried finding out if this is a thing on desktop but haven't been able to find any mention of it, so either it's not a "feature" (yet) or they've hidden it. Either way, stay safe, and turn off finding friends via contacts!
[ID: three screenshots from the discord app with circles around the buttons to press to get to this "feature". 1: the messages/DM button, 2: the "add friends button", 3: in the add friends page, the "allow contacts to add me" checkbox. /END ID]
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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.
My Dash:
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🥰Therian/me being an idiot😵💫
I’m in school and it’s boring😭
but the rules
1 be nice no bad stuff being said
2 no hate!!!
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Metatron: Oh, no, I lost a Supreme Archangel because he fell in love with a Demon!!
Metatron: Who should replace him?!
Metatron: Ah, yes. Another Angel who’s also in love with a Demon. Perfect.
God: 🤨
Satan: 🤨
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Part 5 :]
Oscar got into space the only way reasonably available to him - put all his money in a stack, and then climbed on it until he reached earth orbit
Previous Next
Masterpost Ref
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GOOD OMENS SPOILERS.
So I've been thinking a lot about Muriel. About how they're sweet and naive and sort of dumb, and they're a 37th class angel.
In fact, Muriel’s level of naivety is nearly the same as Jim-level naivety/dumbness. And Jim was supposed to be a 38th class angel, after being demoted from Supreme Archangel and having his memories removed.
And when this was revealed Muriel says 'I didn't know there was a class below me', what if Muriel is just a demoted angel? What if Heaven just keeps demoting any angel who goes against God’s (the Metatron’s) Plan and making a new, lower class for them? Instead of making them fall, they just keep taking memories and demoting angels so that there wont be a perceived ‘institutional problem’. Which there isn’t. Right?
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Love the classic "keeley makes them get their shit together" roy x jamie x keeley fanfic trope
But I must say
All of them being established as equally idiotic and helpless I can absolutely get behind!!!
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Satan probably:
*clicks pen*
You get flies
You get an ugly face because I don’t like you
You get a rotten face because you’re a prick and if you kept your mouth shut in Heaven I wouldn’t now have to do big baddie paperwork and instead I’d still be creating cute ass stars, fucking hell
Eh who’s next
Oh
Ohhh
You get a cute lil snake on your face and you can move it wherever you want my little pretty starmaker…
*God calls*: Satan, are you taking the piss?
Satan: What?
God: You can’t make everyone ugly and give him a cute tattoo like he’s your favourite!
Satan: But he is my favourite :)
God: You’re suppose to be evil!!!
Satan: What if I give him snake eyes. See. Scary.
God: Are you going to blind him from seeing the stars?
Satan: Woah! Dude, you want my job?
God: *ends the conversation*
Satan: *adds a note: and perfect vision*
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