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#god i just. i’m so proud of them
dreamofbecoming · 1 year
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current mood: thinking about the unbearable tragedy of lucretia tazbalance
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ava-does-dumbassery · 7 months
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Egyptian pharaoh names but I’ve turned them into ancient cat names
1. Tutankhbastet (Tutankhamun)
This is the most obvious name on this list because literally all I’ve done is change out the name of one god for another god. I’m not doing that for any of the others I promise.
King Tutankhamun is the one pharaoh everybody knows about, which is ironic since his birth name literally means “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Hidden One (Amun).” (“Tut” can also be translated as “likeness” or “statue.”)
Amun was the Egyptian god of, uh… stuff (he’s hidden. His whole deal is that he’s hidden). Bastet was the Egyptian cat goddess. Sometimes she was portrayed as a lady with a cat head, but sometimes she was just a cat. If you switch Amun’s name out for Bastet’s, it becomes “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Cat Goddess (Bastet).” Truly, a name that only the most dignified and elegant cats deserve.
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Transliteration: twt-anx-bAstt
You could also say it “Tutankhbast” if you prefer.
2. Hatmiushepsyu (Hatshepsut)
Hatshepsut’s name means “the foremost (hat) of noblewomen (shepsut),” and it turned out to be really good name for her, since she became pharaoh and all. If you want to change it to “foremost of noble cats” it becomes Hat-miu-shepsyu, “miu” meaning “cats” and shepsyu meaning “noble.”
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Transliteration: HAt-miww-Spsyw
3. Nedjestiti (Nefertiti)
I am aware that calling Nefertiti a pharaoh is controversial since there’s a chance that Neferneferuaten might have been her daughter and not her. But finding names of pharaohs that you can do this to and are also popular enough to be recognized is hard so shush.
Nefertiti was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the ancient world (although we can’t confirm that because Nefertiti and all the other ancient women are now dead). Her name fits this, because it means “the beautiful one (nefert) has come (iti).”
“Nedjes” is a word meaning “small,” so changing the name to Nedjest-iti makes it mean “the small one has come.”
This is a good name, because if your cat is bad then you can use it in a derogatory sense to call them a penniless little beggar. Unfortunately, it only really works for girl cats, because the masculine version is “Nedjesiu,” which loses the pun quite a bit.
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Transliteration: nDst-ii.ti
4. Miumer (Narmer)
Narmer was the first pharaoh to rule over all of Egypt, and like other early pharaohs the only name used for himself was his Horus name instead of his throne name or birth name. (You know that TS Elliot poem about how cats have a bunch of different types of names? Pharaohs are like that too). Because Narmer was his Horus name, it was written inside an enclosure called a serekh instead of a cartouche.
The name itself means something like “striking (mer) catfish (nar)” or “fierce (mer) catfish (nar).” To change it to “striking cat” or “fierce cat,” you need to change nar to miu: Miu-mer. (Yeah the English translations of this one are stronger wordplay than the Egyptian versions, sorry.)
If your cat is a girl then the name should be Miutmer instead.
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Transliteration: miw-mr
5. Bitokris (Netiqerti/“Nitokris”)
Queen Nitokris was either a cunning murderess, whose name lurks in the shadows of history… or she was a 3,000 year old transcription error. The only potential record we have of her name in hieroglyphs is the name of a pharaoh called “Netiqerti” on the Turin kings list. This could be Nitokris, or it could be a mistake made by a scribe while trying to copy the name of the name of another, completely different pharaoh.
If Netiqerti is Nitokris, then her name means “Neith (Net, a goddess) is excellent (iqerti).” Bit-iqerti/Bitokris would mean “honey (bit) is excellent (iqerti).”
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Transliteration: bit-iqr.ti
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flippedorbit · 1 year
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THREE AND A HALF HOURS OF WORK FOR THIS!!!!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY WITH HOW THIS TURNED OUT I AM GOING TO CRY
beings made of stardust au by @maudiemoods
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crmsndragonwngss · 2 months
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Silent wake as the day is burning
Slip back into my silhouette
I don’t know when the trains are running
Get me back home to hide away
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stanleyvampire14 · 2 months
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God…
John Emerson is a sopping wet confused cat I swear to god.
I love him
He’d look better if I could draw him in like an actual “cop guy” scene but noooo I no no wanna-
BUT GOD D A M N.
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measurelessdreamer · 11 months
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Not gonna lie, even though there were many things that sent my brain on absolute high in this episode, I completely lost it when Jamie had a moment with Pep. I screamed. I was doing Beard’s “ohmygodohmygod” before he was, I just couldn’t believe any of it and both Ted and Jamie deserved to have that moment for sure!!!
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sweetest-honeybee · 1 year
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I was going through some old art for to anyone who’s stuck around for longer than my hermitcraft phase and all the way back into sanders sides, how the fuck did you tolerate the shit I made bc LORD
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pebblezone · 1 year
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this Tylenol ain’t shit w
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#talkingcore#emotions. man.#there’s so much music that I just haven’t listened to in a bit and it’s making me feel things it’s not even like sad things I’m like damn#how long has it been since I’ve listened to beautiful stranger by Madonna as featured in Austin powers international man of mystery#but also something in my brain feels like it needs to cry like I don’t feel like I physically can but something needs to be released#so do I go pet sounds? smile? falsettos? I feel like I need to be in a sleeping bag and Contemplate#fun fact! Kendra Morris has an absolutely stunning cover of don’t talk (put your head on my shoulders)#I’m pretty neutral on beach boys covers tbh I’m never crazy about them since like they really never measure up#how many mid covers of god only knows can I take? not many. but like she & him have their little Brian Wilson tribute I like that.#the covers are a lot better when they don’t try to perfectly replicate whatever the fuck Brian Wilson was doing they aren’t him#brain wants to go melancholy mode but I’ve no clue over what. girl just tell me what I’m supposed to be sad over I’ll commit to the bit#need to keep listening to new stuff but also need old stuff Maybe that’s it maybe I just need old stuff again? like routine?? shit idk#also like at 5 am I woke up and remembered how in choir people kept comparing me to the director they had the year before me#and the thing is she had the same name as someone else in choir that was student teaching my first semester so I kept thinking they were#referring to her Id be in my choir fit my silly suit my proud butch uniform and they’d be like oh this is so ‘insert name’!#and it kept throwing me off because the student teacher was like. not like me at all so I was like fuck#what kind of girl core energies am I accidentally emitting this is Bad. so anyway 5 am I’m like fuck it I need to research this person#I search. find her. she’s butch. I’m blessed. they weren’t lying like man we do such a good job at being generic! yay!#butch And in choir! love to see it! keep thinking how I am destined to be like in my 40s doing mundane tasks#I’m gonna be soooooo good at watering plants and putting salt on the sidewalk before it snows and cleaning drains#need to be a dad mom so fucking bad you don’t get it I need to drive carpool and take off work for dentist trips and watch hgtv#AHHHH i think that got rid of some of the sad lfg💥💥💥💥this must be super long god damn sorry
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chompe-diem · 1 year
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BEVERLY TOEGOLD V IS SO TRAGIC-
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breezemoonriver · 2 years
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Have some doodles of empires False and Gem while I’m working on my 5 bigger wips :D I’m suffering I’ll never be done help :,,) /hj
I had no access to eraser here so excuse the messy lines (and the hands I can’t hands) xD
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I’m in process of writing the draft of my very first memoir. Three years in development. Since I was ten, I enjoy the idea of being an author. I made little stories then I did fanfiction every time I had an embarrassing yet hellish time at school; still not a fan of that school no I won’t attend my high school zoom reunion or in-person; if i’m being honest, I don't give a damn attending a high school reunion I would rather hang out with an old friend somewhere fun; I’m getting off-topic I’m very excited. This is part of my secret project. My writing skills have been fueled after I watched Turning Red several times, I love the movie and relate to the main character. High school was hell for me like I stand up for myself. But it is time to tell my story. Finally, as ready at 21 I’m ready.
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I’m thinking of publishing on Amazon and Barnes and Nobel under a different pen name so stay soon. -Deanna 💜💫 😏😏 Have a great day. Stay safe.
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sea-jello · 1 year
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@thetheatergremlin your bmc toh au gave me massive brainworms so what else to do other than redraw screencaps without stopping for like 6 hours
side by side with the references if you want em
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captainrayzizuniverse · 7 months
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No but really what did they think it would achieve to admit that they made a human error and the goal should’ve stood? Is their conscious cleansed? Are they humbled now that they’ve owned up to their mistake? How is there no repercussion for such a blatant game changing decision. This isn’t a penalty decision where there is a 50/50 chance for it to go in. This is an actual goal that went into the net that the officials admitted should have stood. How does that not result in any rectification?? Why are you even admitting your wrongdoing? Might as well shut up about it.
Am I still bitter and angry? Yes, sue me!
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borderlinebelle · 1 year
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Capitalism and Government folks.
I’m so fucking tired of discussing goblins. 😬
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Trans adults telling trans children to fucking off themselves over goblins in a video game is the ultimate mind fuck.
The television succeeded in its programming.
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genuflectx · 8 months
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I wanna start drawing in my actual sketchbooks more… so here’s a quick life drawing of our beagle boy in my dream journal
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