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randomnameless · 11 days

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As someone who loves both Grima and Anankos I don't think Grima took Anankos's backstory at all, Grima's view if anything was stolen from Mewtwo. Lab creation, used in some matter, screw humanity. I would not be shocked if that ended up being the inspiration for the backstory FEH made up (because yeah they made it up but it's a canon property so it's canon backstory now) Mewtwo is one of the most popular Pokemon of all time and you can't deny making a god vs making the world's most powerful Pokemon doesn't have some parallels. And even so while I could see them inspired by Anankos betrayal compared to him nothing about Grima is tragic, he's just bitter. He's fully aware and lucid of everything (despite lacking ancient memories) he's pissed and wants everyone to suffer and it's also fun for him. Nothing much more to him despite how much my fellow Grima fans would like to argue; lab created angry betrayed murder dragon is all there is canonically. But as Grima was once meant to be a Loptous expy before he became FE Mewtwo there is now a lot in Awakening that doesn't make sense due to these retcons.

Anankos though! Oh Anankos is hella tragic following the theme of Fates really. A really good guy. Cared about his people did everything for them, loved them stayed longer than he should have and fell to degeneration. Basically got so old he got dragon dementia nothing like who he used to be due to this disease and since his functions are now failing he's full of rage all the time memories are warped he loses sight of who is around him and more, this rage causes him to go berserk and he's unable to understand why those he loved turned on him then he kills his best friend he keeps spiraling, going mad following and giving into his delusions about being betrayed, I wouldn't be shocked if he made up events that didn't happen in his messed up state of mind. Unlike Grima he is not lucid, it's true he also has a hatred of humanity because he was betrayed and his goal, like Grima is complete world annihilation but his betrayal wasn't a true betrayal either, and technically he betrayed humanity first but unknowingly because he is no longer the same person he was. Anankos is so far gone he's insane. Grima is perfectly sane and still wants complete world annihilation, either because he's angry or because he's just that bored (one of his lines also mentions wanting to start a war because he's bored) because of his betrayal he sees everyone as beneath him mere playthings. Anankos can't see anything he's gone *gone* all that matters is fulfilling his goal.

Sorry for rambling I just really love both of them and feel like calling one a rip off of the other isn't fully correct. Anankos is a crazy deep character (non corrupt Anankos when FEH it'd be a great mythic) and that's why I love him and I love Grima because of how little there is and it's fun to give him more with the little we have, I uh don't like the girl version because she's lets make her sexy and sell to horny men don't we have enough of those!! but the boy version is nifty

Hi!

FEH's canonicity is always going to be questionned, like, I'm the loser who will claim to the world Rhea bakes cookies because her FEH alt bakes them when her Fodlan iteration doesn't bake sweets - but it's all about the thin line, imo, between what in a fanfiction would be called IIC and OC.

Grima claiming that humans only worship him to later turn against him is... backed up by nothing, let it be in FE13 or FE15. Hell, in FE13, his human followers are, uh, sort of brainwashed to come to the dragon's tarble, and end up as his own snacks (he consumes their lifeforce à la Medeus?) - they didn't even had the occasion/chance to ask him something and then backstab him, no, they ended up in his stomach.

(something Loptry doesn't do at all, so what was the point of having this mentionned? "Remember Medeus? Here is the copy of what he did to those 4 ladies!")

In FE15 we got his backstory - where I agree with your mewtwo parallel (even if the franchise had no qualms stomping the "strongest pokemon ever" nonsense which had them release two megas for him - and even then, M-Ray, U-Necrozma and the later legendaries wreck him in half!) which is why they could have used this as a backstory : Grima was rejected by his creator who sought to end him because he "couldn't control him", he was rejected by the dragons (and maybe FEH could canonise the fact that Duma's visit of Thabes happening when Grima was conceived was just not a coincidence!) so in a traditional mindset, if the world hates him, he'll hate the world but with a special hatred for humans (GG Forneus) who "condemned him to live a life of hatred and despair"...

That's where the bitterness angle would come, but where I call this backstory the Anankos expy, it's because Grima's trusted and fellow humans never... turned their blades at him? Unless we're only talking about his Creator Forneus?

FE13's worldbuilding is wonky, but I thought Plegia was a nation where people worshipped him (which led Chrom's dad to war against them!) - so unless Grima suggests the First Exalt (Chrom's descendant) was one of his BFF who turned against them when he tried to do Grima-things which are, in FE13's canon, destroy the world and kill everyone, I really wonder where this "betrayed by humans" angle comes.

As you pointed it out, Anankos's story is more "tragic" because the man had been benevolent, but refused to "move to the astral plane" so he was degenerating, and humans being their human selves turned against him.

And doubly agree, maybe FEH's writers slapped this story on Grima to have someone, who still has some agency and isn't fully consumed by madness (not Anankos then) explain this backstory... FEH most likely didn't came up with Ascended!Heroes already - aka Heroes who are in the best versions of themselves (Idunn becoming a chicken again!) so they couldn't come up with an Anankos who, after being defeated by Corn and somehow surviving, explains his past and stresses the importance of bonds.

Instead, they had to craft something about Grima's backstory because between FE13!Grima wanting to destroy the world and its people in angry red capslocks and FE15!Grima being an eldritch abomination that was rejected by his creator at birth there was a gap they needed to fill and Doylist wise, since Anankos couldn't be released (what would be his lines if he's his insane self? - 2018!FEH couldn't have came up with kid!Soren as a unit lol) it was "okay" to copy part of his background and give to Grima - even if it doesn't make sense at all given FE13 - to explain the behaviour he has in FE13, since the mainline games didn't bother.

But doing so, as you said, retcons FE13.

Rhea baking cookies doesn't retcon FE16 or Nopes because the games (more Nopes than FE16 but that's player pandering for you!) showed/depicted her as someone who cares about people/plays with children when she can, but Grima blaming humans for shunning him when the humans who worship him got what they desired? What is he even talking about? He is the one who devoured his followers in FE13, as they were mindlessly marching to their doom, what/who is the talking about? Forneus? But Forneus never asked him anything, but he tried to get rid of him while he was still in his test tube.

At this point, I realise FEH!Grima is basically, especially as he is retcon to his canon games, a FEH OC lol.

Don't apologise for rambling lol, I always ramble!

I get the appeal of coming up with backstories and writing about characters who have no background, I spent years connecting dots between multiverse about Saias lol and Willy's basically became my OC since canon!Willy is just a name and a statue lol

But yeah, it's a damn shame FEH pretended to care enough about Grima to give them a new background/reasons/plot, but now only sees them as occasions to sell horny alts (Halloween!M!Grima had the same T&A pose than his female counterpart!) even if F!Grima has it the worst (my fwend @crushednugget made a beautiful edit of Rearmed Grima but with Valdar instead!).

But we know what FEH prioritises : horny > plot and relevance, remember Karla and her 3 alts?

#anon #replies #FE heroes #I guess what annoyed me the most with FEH!Grima is how he retcons his FE13/15 versions #him basically being a FEH OC solves everything #Too bad Anankos never received the same love from FEH #can you imagine Anankos aka Fate's big bad was only released in 2022 ?#Like we had 2 years of Fatewakening heroes but no Anankos #and now he's released as his crazed self? like wtf #maybe i a was bit harsh on birb's post #but given what grima was in FE13 aka a loptyr throwback but more hammy as he wanted to destroy the world #and FE15 Grima being a homonculi who could have hated his artificial existence because everyone rejected him #see FMA2003's Wrath #the fact that they went with part of Anankos's bg 'i helped humans and then they betrayed me' really pissed me #and yep @ everything you said about anankos #is he really raving about a betrayal or what in his degenerating mind he perceived as betrayal?#we will never know #unless FEH decides that Anankos' ass shots are profitable and releases more units of him

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saprophetic · 3 years

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thinking about him

#mine #haha you have HOW many wings? oh haha thats sooooo funny.#god grima is so sexy

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avelera · 3 years

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What's giving me so much hope for Guillermo's arc in WWDITS this season is the many little (and not so little) hints that Guillermo is fucking WEIRD. Like a weird goth kid who was comfortable watching movies with a corpse, possibly before he even became a familiar, who saw Grima Wormtongue in LotR and thought "What an ICON" and dreamed of becoming the power behind the throne, who genuinely wants to get ravished by vampires and eventually become one to the point where he's entirely comfortable disposing of bodies even when it's not expected of him, and who is entirely more at home in the supernatural community than he is with normal people even if he grumbles about it sometimes. The guy has put up with so much shit that no normal human would do and rather than going with "uwu poor little guy, this place is toxic for him and he should leave" the show went with "Uh, yeah, he is NOT normal??" Guillermo knows exactly what he's doing even if what he's doing sucks most of the time but by god our homeboy has his eyes on the prize and I honestly think that's very sexy of him

#oh I'm also really happy with the vampire slayer powers because that helped rebalance the power dynamics #you actually know 100% now that he could get away if he wanted to and be just fine #he might be a little messed up and weird for staying but it is HIS CHOICE to stay #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #i love him so much

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with-the-same-tattoos · 3 years

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@stabbylambchop is on the road to just absolutely destroying me i stg tagging me in this post & mentioning grima but like god. For some reason it just made me like think like. The "they asked: do you love her to death?" Part.

Grima as someone without a lot of friends- probably nearly none... idk who he would talk to in this scenario, but just... god I wanna see him talk abt uhh y/n or whatever w this deep, deep look in his pretty little eyes when asked abt them..... like idk it would super depend on who y/n is and what theyre like, but just like. Either someone making comments abt how y/n is out of his league, or making fun of y/n (the one where i fall 😭💕) n just.... talking to others so passionately abt his love for them..... im gonath cry

Ohhh my god Saruman noticing hes fallen for someone who actually seems like could be a healthy infulence in his life and being like shit this is no good. And bc of some snide comment Saruman makes, Grima realizes that he doesn't have his best interest in mind. Defending y/n at an all powerful wizard.... sexy

#ill rb this w some extra thots abt sirppi & my self insert

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thiswaycomessomethingwicked · 3 years

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for the character ask thing - gríma (Ik this is an obvious pick but I love him)

I mean I literally always want to talk about Grima so this is great. Any excuse is a good one.

How I feel about this character

Well I obviously love him. I enjoy characters who have been shunted to the margins in some way, shape, or form - or believe themselves to have been regardless of whether it is an accurate reflection of reality - who then make increasingly Poor Life Choices.

Also he is a great example of how isolation - whether self imposed or imposed by others - can lead to terrible things. In his case, it lead to despair in the world and the ability for people to defeat Sauron which resulted in being bedfellows with Saruman. Despair and the loss of hope and fear are such powerful feelings and I enjoy characters who go down those roads and the many iterations those stories can take.

For poor Grima it ended with him being horrifically mistreated by Saruman - like *horrifically* - then dying.

(I do resent that post by a Particularly Popular Tumblr which pitched Grima as the bad roommate that poor Saruman had to put up with as if it wasn’t Saruman who was browbeating and starving the guy, having him crawl on all fours like a dog, making him eat a hobbit etc. Grima is not a good man but Saruman is worse.)

He’s also a spooky snake man?? Who has some form of magical/words-are-power-becuase-we’re-anglo-saxons-on-horses ability?? Which is rad. And he’s so sassy in the books! He even sasses Treebeard which is very sexy of him. (You know, before he was broken down into a empty husk of a man by a certain wizard.)

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Eomer or no one. Depends on my mood. But I would say it’s 90% Eomer and 10% no one/he’s ace or thereabouts.

I know I’m the odd one out in this very tiny corner of the fandom who doesn’t ship him with Eowyn. But that’s because he is a tiny gay goth and she’s a non-binary queer and they should be friends but not lovers.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Theoden. Hands down. Oh my god I love the idea of Grima just waltzing into Theoden’s office like YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE NONSENSE I HEARD TODAY MY LORD KING. The two just bitching about shit and side-eyeing Gondor.

‘Get your life right, Denethor,’ says Grima, middle earth’s messiest bitch.

If only he didn’t go and ruin it all by committing some light oath-breaking and treason.

For my Rewrite it’s obviously Legolas he’s bro’s with. They’re both uniformly strange. Legolas is 80% feral; Grima is just so messy. So, so messy. Together they’re an unstoppable force of “good gods who let them be friends? Is Legolas fist fighting that orc while Grima runs a book on it? Someone stop them.’

My unpopular opinion about this character

I don’t know that I have an unpopular opinion on him? I suppose, my view that he deserves understanding could be unpopular. Like Sauron, Morgoth, Saruman etc. he didn’t start out the way he became. I think it’s important to understand what made a person the way they are as if you understand that you might because to unpick the knot.

I personally have great sympathy for him but I don’t expect others to.

Oh - he and Gandalf are two sides of the same Odinn Coin. They’re both different aspects of Odinn, essentially. Do with that what you will.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

He should have lived! I’ve banged on about this from time to time but his living would have been a powerful note to end on with the final wrapping up of the war.

One of the tenants of the series is that love and friendship and kindness and generosity of spirit are powerful forces - as powerful, if not more so, than hate. So we have this whole thing about defeating Sauron, melting some nice jewelry, but only the Already Good People live. What about the power of these things to effect fundamental change in someone?

Wounds that make a person do dark things are not formed in isolation - they are born in relationship with others. Therefore healing also must happen in relationship with others.

Essentially, that moment of Frodo’s gesture: You don’t have to go with Saruman. You can leave him, stay with me, take what rest you need.

That gesture is the first step in providing someone the opportunity to take the road of redemption. But everyone who could actually benefit from such an offer (Grima, Denethor etc.) all die. Had a single one of them lived, that would have made for a stronger story.

Sorry for the deluge I just have 500 emotions about Grima and I drop them everywhere.

Thank you so so much for the ask! Feel free to slide into my inbox and ask about Grima anytime, because I love talking about him so much.

#grima wormtongue #lotr #lord of the rings #ask meme #character ask #reply #anon #grima

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myqueenjudeduarte · 5 years

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JUDE IS AN ASSASSIN I REPEAT JUDE IS A FOR-HIRE FAERIE ASSASSIN I DIDN'T THINK I COULD BE MORE IN LOVE SHE IS SO GODDAMN HOT AND I CAN NOT WAIT FOR HER TO HOLD A KNIFE TO CARDAN'S THROAT AND TELL HIM THAT SHE BEAT GRIMA MOG IN A FIGHT CAN YOU IMAGINE

I KNOWWWWWWWWW SHE SEXIE GOD FUCK

#Anonymous

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krystalreverb · 6 years

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Crown Prince

here we go guys yet another let's do this

laslow's pissed you guys watch out because laslow is P I S S E D

this is a quick little implied sexy fic because I feel bad about not having wifi at home so I had to lug my computer to my boyfriend’s house to post my terrible fanfiction, my endings are crap, but here you go

CW: violence, blood, implied sexual content

Laslow had just sat down to eat. This was not what he needed this morning. It was 5:30 in the morning, and Laslow just wanted to eat. But here he was, listening to a group of obviously extremely stupid wyvern knights chattering back and forth simply inches from him at the next table over. A shadow passed, but did not alert Laslow.

“I'm just saying, for a guy who's supposed to be leading us, he doesn't do a whole lot of his own work, does he?”

“I mean, he's supposed to be the prince, but he's like, totally stiff and harsh. I don't think there's a person alive who's seen him smile. He's like one of those Hoshidan automatons, all lifeless and stern.”

“Ahem.” Laslow finally interrupted.

“Oh, great. It's the prince's little lapdog. What, gonna cite us for a little talk?”

“I may do more than cite you if you continue. Prince Xander is a bloody fucking saint, and you lot have no idea what he's been through.”

“I'm just saying, he could lighten up a little.”

“Could you, in his circumstances? He's responsible for hundreds of thousands of soldiers. You lot included. I have seen him hunched over his desk at 4 in the morning, reviewing troop orders. I have seen him at his worst, and you lot don't deserve the mercy of his smile.”

“Listen to this guy! What a load of shit. You're his personal retainer, of course you're obviously sleeping with him.”

“Excuse you!” Laslow stood. “I don't appreciate this attack on my character, or the attack on his! I suggest you smarten up and recant before you see exactly what I mean!”

“Come on, then! Tell us! What makes the high and mighty Prince Xander tick?”

“You lot have no idea what it's like. Do you have any idea how much a crown prince sacrifices? You sacrifice your happiness, your freedom, your very soul again and again, shielding pain, because without you the army would crumble, and your kingdom along with it. Do you know what it's like, coming back from a raid limping and bleeding, but having to put on a smile because showing weakness would be a death sentence?” Laslow was almost frothing at the mouth with anger. “Prince Xander sacrifices so much of his personal freedoms and liberties just so you lot all stay alive through the next day! Without him, I have no doubt you will all fall to some sniper's arrow in the middle of the night. Do you have any idea what he's been through? I don't think you do!”

“Alright, now you're just getting mouthy. He's a prince. He has all the money and power he could ever want. Who wouldn't be a little fucking happy with that? And he still shoves people away. You can't talk to the guy! He just brushes you off.”

“He doesn't have the opportunity to be happy about that! Don't you understand?”

“Name one person he hasn't shoved away and alienated because of his machismo fuckin' harshness.”

“He still has me!” Laslow roared. “I am by Lord Xander's side day after day. I haven't taken a bloody day off in months because this war is still raging. I, too, have stayed up far beyond a healthy bed time helping him. Lord Xander makes it a requirement that both of his retainers know how to sign his name properly. He simply is loaded with too much work to do it all himself.”

“Ha ha ha! Such a dutiful little lapdog! Tell us, does he reward you? Tickle your ivories, late at night?”

Laslow swore he felt a vein in his forehead threaten to burst from stress. He gritted his teeth.

“Alright, I'm going to give you to the count of three. If I don't see some recanting, I'm going to recant your fucking noses into your skulls. One.”

“Really? You're gonna fight all of us? In case you haven't noticed, numbnuts, there's ten of us and one of you.”

“Two.”

“He's really gonna do this. Alright, boys, form up. Let's show this little pampered poodle who the real men in this army are.”

“Three.” Laslow's fist launched into a soldier's nose, knocking him clean off his feet. Blood sprayed from his ruined nose. Laslow jabbed out an elbow, slamming one guy in the side with it, making him double over. He flipped his fist up, smashing him in the face and sending him reeling backwards.

One guy got behind Laslow and locked his arms above his head. To retaliate, Laslow jumped high, curled up, then slammed back down with enough force to throw the guy over his head and into the far wall, breaking both of the poor bastard's arms in the process.

The mess hall burst into chants of “Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!”

The knights started playing dirty, coming at Laslow two or even three at a time. One-by-one, Laslow knocked them all unconscious with well-placed punches to their heads, one after the other. It was almost a beautiful dance, the way he flipped and spun around the knights trying to hit him. Not a single hit was landed on Laslow. Soon, Laslow was surrounded by a squad of fallen wyvern knights, broken and bleeding. Laslow's fist dripped with blood, not all of it his own. Laslow looked up.

He locked eyes with Xander.

Laslow bolted, running out of the mess hall, abandoning his breakfast.

“Laslow!” Xander called, but it was too late. The mess hall quieted into a dull murmur of shame at their behavior.

Xander went running after Laslow. He found him, washing the blood off his hands in the kitchen's sink. “Laslow.”

“I'm terribly sorry you had to see that, milord. I didn't know you were there.” Laslow said quickly.

“Laslow, you were defending my honor. I'm not upset.”

“I just punched out ten Nohrian wyvern knights with my bare hands, and you're not upset?”

“I'm mildly annoyed it resorted to violence but they kind of had it coming. I suppose I should be grateful I have such a dutiful and strong retainer.”

Laslow chuckled. “It's strange, a bit. I have such intimate knowledge of what it takes to survive in wartime. It isn't easy. Those knights seemed to be under the impression that you're untouchable, infallible, like you're something more than human. You're a human being, milord, regardless of your status, we're all the same in the end, just a sack of bones and meat. And I saw many of my friends die in war. Every day I had to put on a smile, just so my dearest friends would keep up morale on the battlefield. Everyone looked up to me for strength. And here I am, a foreigner trying to make my way in Nohrian society.” he rambled on for a bit. “But I... I heard them, and I... just snapped. How dare they? You do everything for them. Your very soul is fractured, and you're doing everything you can to hold it together. If they can't see how much you do to ensure their survival... then maybe they don't deserve it. No.... no, I shouldn't say that.” Laslow shook his head and fished around in the kitchens for something he could use to dress his wounds.

Xander stepped forward, removed his gauntlets, put them on the counter, and gently took Laslow's hands in his, murmuring a healing spell as he ran his thumb over Laslow's wounds softly. The glow of the magic washed over his flesh and his bloodied knuckles were slowly healed, skin and muscle knitting back together over the wounds.

Laslow breathed a sigh of relief. “I truly am sorry you had to hear that.”

“Shhh.” Xander hushed him gently. “You've shown great strength and conviction of character. You only hurt them to defend me. Those knights, when they wake up, will be subject to a court martial for insubordination.”

Laslow took a couple deep breaths, but couldn't hold it, and broke down sobbing. Xander rushed forward and gathered him in his arms, giving him an armored shoulder to cry on.

“I'm s-so-sorryyy.... I c-can't.... I'm such a fucking fraud....”

“What do you mean, Laslow?”

“You o-o-ought to k-know the truth.... can we speak somewhere more private?” Laslow sniffled.

“Of course. Come with me, we can speak in my study.” Xander took Laslow's hand gently and took him to his study, locking the door behind them.

“Okay.. Okay.... Okay. Here it is.” Laslow broke down and explained everything, from the origins of his birth, to the tremendous battle with Grima, to being sent to Nohr and fighting for Lord Xander. “So you see, m-milord... I know what it's like, to be the pillar of strength for an army. To give up my own freedoms and happiness so that others may live. It's not easy.”

Xander slowly processed what Laslow had just told him. He was a prince, working under another prince. “....It appears you do.”

“I'm sorry, milord. At first, coming here was a job. But over time, I've grown attached. I could never and never will abandon you, my lord.”

Xander nodded slowly, still processing everything. “You've had such a fraught life, and you are still choosing to defend mine?”

“Absolutely. Until my dying breath, milord. I don't care if I die tomorrow or live another hundred years. As long as you would have me, I would be by your side.”

“But you were once a crown prince yourself.”

“Please. I told you about the war. There's nothing left of my home country. It's a barren wasteland. I'm not the prince of anything anymore.” Laslow shook his head. “Gods.... I'm just so angry. How dare they insinuate that you're not doing everything you can to help them?”

“I like how it's my honor you're defending and not that they insinuated you were sleeping with me.”

Laslow snorted. “Ha! How little they know. They think themselves regular detectives, they do. But they've missed so many clues.” He stepped forward, and Xander pulled up his chin just enough to kiss him deeply, pulling him into his arms.

“Perhaps they know too much.” Xander murmured against Laslow's lips.

“Would you have me take care of them, my lord? I can make it clean. I can make it look like an accident. Assassination is sadly one of my numerous wartime life skills. I can even set Peri up to do it. Nobody will dare court-martial her. Not unless they're willing to be messily parted from their flesh.”

“No.... No, don't kill them. Let them wonder. Let them fester.” Xander said. “Wouldn't it be grand? And they still don't know a single thing for sure.”

“You're so devious, milord... it's quite stunning.”

“I would hope so.” Xander kissed him again, and Laslow melted in, double-checking that the door was locked behind them before climbing up onto Xander's lap in his study chair.

“Strip me bare before you, milord. I am yours, and only yours. Only you get to see the scars I bear.”

“Yes....” Xander breathed softly, hands reaching up to unbutton Laslow's uniform shirt with practiced, deft fingers and sliding it off his shoulders and onto the floor.

The next time Laslow caught those ten knights (now reduced in rank and confined to the castle for an indeterminate period of time), they couldn't even look at Laslow, quiet and ashamed of their defeat. Lucky for Laslow, as he was sporting a rather large hickey on the side of his neck just under his jaw, not quite fully covered by his disheveled uniform's high collar. Laslow looked satisfied and pleased with himself, and when Xander strode in for lunch, Laslow simply gave him a smug look, and Xander smiled.

#xanlow #quick fic #this isn't good but have it anyway #i'm still working on the ending to the vacation fic #rn it's super lazy #so have fun

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gamerprincess13 · 6 years

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Fire Emblem Heroes Unit Review: Shiro

"I may not look it, but I'm a prince of Hoshido. Not that I knew this growing up in the Deeprealms... I still have trouble wrapping my head around one day becoming a king."

Available: 5-Star

Neutral Stats: 41/35/30/35/22 (Best IV’s: +Atk for more power, +Def for more bulk. -Spd goes well with Quick Riposte 3, or -Res since he won’t be fighting too many magic units... except dragons)

Default Kit:

Bright Naginata (16 MT: If foe initiates combat, grants Atk/Def+4 during combat. Exclusive to Shiro.)

Assist: Swap (Unit and target ally swap spaces.)

A-Slot: Steady Stance 3 (If foe initiates combat, grants Def+6 during combat)

C-Slot: Defense Tactic 3 (At start of turn, grants Def+6 to allies within 2 spaces for 1 turn. Granted only if number of that ally’s movement type on current team is less than/equal to 2.)

Pros:

High Attack and Defense stat

Bright Naginata goes well with his two best stats

Basically Sturdy Stance 2 built in

Base Kit is excellent

Easy to build

Enemy Phase GOD!

Defense can go up to 45 (assuming Neutral IVs and default kit)

Can go up 60 if set up correctly

High BST

Speed is not too bad for a defensive unit

Has sexy abs and thighs, mainly the latter... Look at his injured art and you’ll see why!

Can totally kick his father’s ass... No seriously...

"Lances beat katana, so that means I should be able to best my father."

Cons:

Doesn’t do too well in Player Phase

Low resistance

Speed is still average overall

Still the little cheese to the big cheese

Well, to follow up from the last unit review of Siegbert, I thought it would be fantastic to do Shiro for this review. Just like how Siegbert plays differently compared to his father, Xander, Shiro and Ryoma have different play-styles, alongside different stats.

Both Shiro and Ryoma share a high attack stat, a decent HP stat, and a low Resistance stat, though their Speed and Defense stat are entirely different. Ryoma has great speed and okay defense, but Shiro is the opposite of his father in terms of the two stats. Though the two can be used well in enemy phase, Shiro shines in that phase much better than his father could due to his high defense and default kit that revolves around his best stats.

Shiro wields the Bright Naginata, which has a built in Sturdy Stance 2 in the weapon, granting Shiro +4 to his Attack and Defense whenever he gets attacked, and it suits an Enemy Phase unit like Shiro very well! And other skills can stack alongside Bright Naginata’s effect, especially to Shiro’s high defense stat.

Luckily, he has a skill in his default kit that increases his defense further. Shiro’s A-Slot is Steady Stance 3, which grants him +6 Defense whenever he gets attacked. By default, Shiro gains +10 defense on the Enemy Phase, bringing his defense stat from 35 to 45... And that’s not including other factors such as Sacred Seals, Spurs/Drives, boosts to Defense by Rallies/Fortifies/Tactics, or Shiro standing on the Defense tile. If set up correctly, Shiro’s defense can easily rack up to 60+!

Anyway, back to his default kit. His assist skill is Swap, allowing Shiro to switch places with his ally. This is a great skill for a defensive ally like Shiro as he can tank a hit from an enemy, and easily dish out heavy damage in return. His C-Slot is Defense Tactic 3, which works exactly like Siegbert’s Attack Tactic 3, only adding +6 to Defense if there’s less than 2 Infantry units in Shiro’s team. The boost to Defense is well needed considering there’s a lot of heavy damage dealers like Hector and Zelgius roaming around in Arena.

While Shiro’s default kit is fantastic, Skill Inheritance does MORE to make Shiro into an Enemy Phase GOD. His A-Slot is already fantastic, though you can add Steady Breath in order to get his Special cooldown to go faster, but do so if you have a spare Brave Ike. Warding Breath may seem pretty weird to add onto Shiro since his Resistance stat is pretty low, though it still allows the Special cooldown to go faster and adds +4 to his Resistance stat whenever he’s attacked, which can be quite handy when he’s facing some dragon units, and works well in combo with the Close Defense Sacred Seal. Speaking of which, if you have any spare Sigurds to burn fodder off, then Close Defense 3 can add +6 to both of his Defense and Resistance stat when he’s facing melee units. And yes, it does stack with the Close Defense Sacred Seal, giving him a total of +16 Defense and +12 Resistance in the Enemy Phase. Enemy Phase God indeed. Other stance skills can work on Shiro as well if you want to. There’s also Distant Counter if you want, though that requires a Hector.

For his B-Slot, Quick Riposte 3 is the supreme choice for an Enemy Phase unit like Shiro! Combined with his high defense from his skills, Shiro can easily double units in the Enemy Phase when he couldn’t in the Player Phase. If you’re using QR3 in the Sacred Seal slot, then other skills such as Renewal 3, Wings of Mercy 3, Sword/Lance Breaker 3, or the Chill skills are excellent options for Shiro to mess around with his foes. His C-Slot is pretty free, though Threaten Attack/Defense are his best options to either increase his damage input, or tanking potential.

For specials, Shiro really loves to have Bonfire or Ignis as it plays very well with his high Defense stat. Luna and Aether are also excellent options for Shiro, the latter aiding with Shiro’s lasting longer in battle (and for those sweet Arena points.) His assist skill is fine, but Reposition or the Rally Skills are other excellent options for Shiro to use.

But Shiro still has problems to face during battle. His speed of 30 is average, and he can get doubled a lot, especially if he initiates an attack, though it’s not too much during the enemy phase if he has QR3. Speaking of phases, Shiro’s Player Phase is lacking compared to his Enemy Phase where his sky-rocketing defenses activate, so he may not get that many kills in the Player Phase compared to the Enemy Phase. And let’s not forget, his Resistance is lacking so one good magic hit and he’s a goner...

But despite these faults, Shiro is one tanky unit that can be tricky to take out if he manages to get his defenses high enough. He may not be speedy like his father, but Shiro can crush his foes with his high defense! And his dad too... Hey! Lances beats katanas!

Recommended Skills:

Assist:

Swap (default)

Repositon

Rally Skills

Special:

Bonfire

Igins

Luna

Aether

A-Slot:

Steady Stance 3 (default)

Steady Breath

Close Defense 3

Warding Breath

Fierce Stance 3

Darting Stance 3

Distant Counter

B-Slot:

Quick Riposte 3

Sword/Lance Breaker 3

Renewal 3

Chill Skills (Attack/Defense works best)

Wings of Mercy 3

C-Slot:

Threaten Attack/Defense 3

Defense Tactic 3 (default)

Drive Skills

Counters:

Heavy hitting mages such as Nino, Reinhardt, Linde, Delthea, Lute, Olwen (World of Thracia)

Lancebreaker destroys Shiro

Heavy hitting axe units like Hector (both versions), Raven, Minerva, Cherche

Green dragons like Fae and Male Grima can crush him

Teammates:

Young/Adult Tiki are excellent in checking bulky green units

Literally his father

Ayra, Siegbert, Soleil, or any heavy hitting sword unit

Dancers to assist him

Magic checks such as Innes, Julia, Deirdre

Summoner’s Words of Wisdom: “The future prince of Hoshido may not wield a sword like his father, but a lance is enough for him in the battlefield for now. Especially if it’s one that boosts his defense further in order to protect his allies and enough power to kick ass with said defense. The best defense is the best offense!”

#fire emblem heroes #fe heroes unit review #fe heroes guide #shiro

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greatest-in-the-galaxy · 6 years

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Manaketes are dragons of any race that have taken a humanoid form & sealed most of their power in a stone. Dragons that don't steal their form in a stone go crazy & become completely non sentient monsters. Naga is a Manakete(alot of people got confused by this), infact in the older games, Tiki is established as more powerful then Naga. Dragons can also stave off going crazy if they seal their power in an indivdiual human and possess them.

Rest is under a readmore.

For reference, any sane Dragon can seal their power in a stone & become a Manakete. Yes, that includes Grima(who is heavily based on a villain), Robin isn't his manakete form, just a human possessed by him(hence why Grima is always male, while Robin can be male or female). From a meta perspective, Grima wasn't given a Manakete(which means human form of a dragon) form to both make him unsympathetic AND put the focus on Robin.

In gameplay, like with Fire Dragons, Fire Dragon Manaketes are cunning baddies with Firestones who in gameplay either: start out in manakete form assuming fire dragon form or assume their fire dragon form when entering combat. Degenerated Fire Dragon are mindless non verbal morons who are fire dragons 24/7, either meaning they never revert to Manakete OR in the DS games, use Fire Breath, which is functinoally identical to Firestone outside being unbreakable.

Right, if you are wondering why weapons like Falchion and Binding Blade deal effective damage against Dragons/Manaketes, in lore, they were made to kill Dragons/Manaketes. Similarly, the Divinestone/Mist breath of Divine Dragons deal effective damage against common Manaketes/Dragons. Course, Falchion isn't so useful to Chrom as he never really fights any dragons other then one dragon possessed human.

Before you ask, Naga and several other good dragons can also possess humans with their mark, Marth & his lineage did not have a mark for reference. While a dragon in Manakete form is how they'd look as a human, IE: Gender+Scars+Age+ETC all carryover, a dragon marked human's appearance has no correlation to the dragon. Naga's favorite marked human was an old man with a beard, though admittedly Naga's gender was ambiguous in the early years before being dropped. :P So Robin is sexy, not Grima! LOL

In the original game, Duma+Mila were neither stated to be Divine Dragons, Degenerated, or even Dragons(though they were hinted to be the latter). Mila’s human form did appear in a statue. Their appearances are completely different from Divine Dragons even compared with FE’s vastly changing designs, such as Duma’s one eye. Duma is also zombie like & sentient, unlike all other degenerated dragons. Though I suppose the sentience could be from him not being fully degenerated?

I suppose another factor could be Echoes makes no mention of Duma or Mila sealing their power into dragonstones. Though it seems within possiblity for Manaketes to degenerate as well. In Mystery of the Emblem, the complete Binding Shield is said to keep Tiki stable, without it, there's a chance she'll degenerate.

The "God Dragons" are pretty much just Dragons/Manaketes like Tiki & Nowi. However, there is a difference in power between different dragon races. Divine &Shadow Dragons are the most powerful+almost immortal, while Earth Dragons are close in power, then there's Mage, Ice, and Fire Dragons who are the least powerful. Fire Dragons are basically the worker caste & usually work under more powerful dragon races. Divine & Shadow Dragons are never encountered as generics, while Earth Dragons rarely are

Like to give an example, in Shadow Dragon, Manakete armies are Fire Dragons with Mage Dragons sprinkled in, usually as elite troops, while the Empire's head is an Earth Dragon(Shadow Dragon in his full form).

Grima's deal of having a human vessel being bred by an evil cult to possess & being Naga's archenemy is heavily based on Loptous from FE4's plot, similarly Validar is basically a take on Manfroy, Loptous's head priest. Julius, who just got into FEH, is a dragon possessed by Loptous, Naga's archenemy, just like Robin & Grima. Though unlike Robin, Julius was solely a unplayable boss character in his games. His sister, Julia, possessed by Naga, was playable though.

I dont really have anything to add, but thank you for the information. It’s interesting to know

#long post #lane says stuff #even though really i didn't say much

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sassphicdragoness · 6 years

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MMCorbin - Dragonstone

So this is inspired by the lovely Rubiarts and her adorable Corrin/Robin comics. I took inspiration from these three comics, along with some goofy ideas we tossed around. So this is purely a crack fic, please don’t take it seriously. I followed how Ruba portrays Robin and Corrin. Enjoooooy :D

After several failed attempts at getting Robin to accept Dragonstones from him, Corrin came up with the perfect idea. Giving him one a day didn’t work, putting them in a box of Valentine chocolates backfired spectacularly, but this was bound to work. It just HAD to.

Corrin smiled from ear to ear as he put on the finishing touches, and then stood back to admire his hard work. If this didn’t convinced his beloved Robin to try out a Dragonstone, then he had no idea what would. But now all he had to do was just sit and wait…

After a long and exhausting day of research and strategy planning, Robin craved a good night’s sleep. Usually, he would be up into the wee hours of the morning perfecting his strategies down to the minutest detail; alas, his notoriously poor sleeping habits were catching up to him. So with a cup of herbal tea in hand and pajamas cloaked upon his tired body, Robin trudged his way to his sleeping quarters, his opposite hand stifling a deep yawn. Hopefully, Corrin wouldn’t be in their room trying to seduce him into using a Dragonstone for the umpteenth time… “I don’t know how many times I have to reiterate that I can’t use them… but his tenacity is certainly admirable.”

Robin couldn’t help but find Corrin’s stubbornness oddly amusing, and it was admittedly endearing that Corrin was just curious about seeing another dragon. But Grima was not that kind of dragon, and certainly not the friendly type either. Hell, he wouldn’t even fit in the mansion – which he told as such to Corrin, who thought it was ‘amazing’ and then said he believed Robin was a ‘good dragon.’ Robin swore he would need stitches from how hard he laughed at the ridiculous notion that Grima was a ‘good dragon.’

Admittedly, Robin felt a flutter in his chest the closer he got to their shared dorm. He was much more lowkey about their relationship in public, but behind closed doors, he simply adored being around the dragon prince. Corrin was sweet and kind, a bit naïve, but possessed a heart of solid gold – and he was insanely adorable whenever he fell asleep, with his draconic tail wagging contently and the incessant dragon purrs whenever he was curled up in Robin’s arms. More than anything, that’s what Robin was looking forward to once he reached the room.

As he took a sip of his tea, he turned the knob and opened the door; there, he laid eyes upon, well… quite possibly the most ridiculous sight ever, and he damn near dropped his mug.

Corrin was laying on his side in their bed; while completely shirtless, he wore a simple pair of black silken boxers with purple Nohrian symbols on them. His pose made it seem as if he wanted to be painted like a French girl. Granted the rest of the room held a very romantic atmosphere – dimmed lights, lit candles, and Corrin even had a stemmed red rose between his teeth. What made Robin want to slam his face into the door frame, however?

The hundreds of Dragonstones strewn across the bed like rose petals.

‘What in the actual seven hells?!’

Corrin had the nerve to look proud of himself, but what finally put the nail in the coffin was the prince’s attempt at a sexy grin, followed by him wriggling his eyebrows suggestively.

And with that, Robin promptly turned on his heel and walked right back out the door. He loved Corrin, undoubtedly – but gods, could he be an insufferable airhead sometimes.

“Robin, waaaaaaiiiiit!!” Immediately, Corrin bolted out of the bed and jumped onto Robin’s back, his arms and legs wrapping themselves around the tactician’s waist and torso.

“It’s not going to work, Corrin.” Robin deadpanned. “How many times have I said this?”

“I just want to see your dragon form…” Corrin whined, clinging that much more to him.

Robin sighed, “No, you don’t.” He took another sip of his tea and glanced over his shoulder at his clingy boyfriend, offering a gentle pat to his forehead. “Trust me…”

“…Alriiiiight…” Corrin nuzzled into Robin’s neck, purring softly. His grin was hidden from view, though. If Robin wouldn’t tell him how to unlock his dragon form, he knew exactly who to ask.

“Do you have a death wish?” Reflet asked, her tone serious and flat.

“No, I just want to see what he looks like as a dragon…” Corrin pouted.

So her male counterpart wasn’t exaggerating when he mentioned how persistent his lover was about seeing him as a dragon. Interesting… At least her precious dragon princess was more levelheaded than her male counterpart; speaking of whom had her head curled up in Robyn’s lap and purring away as her head was stoked and pet lovingly by the female tactician. Kamui merely giggled as her own draconic tail wagged happily.

“I’ve seen Reflet’s dragon form… she covers the whole sky…” she mentioned teasingly to Corrin, knowing that would only make the dragon prince that much more adamant on seeing Robin in the same fashion.

“Come on, Reflet, surely you know how to get him to turn into a dragon. I just want to see it once, that’s it.”

Against her better judgment, she sat on the thought for a few moments. Did she really want to risk that? They were under the protection of the Smash Realm, and Master Hand would intervene if anything happened… Surely, nothing serious would happen. Plus, Lucina had Falchion. “…Alright…” she finally conceded, “But don’t say I didn’t warn you…”

The following morning consisted of Corrin making his usual heaping plate of pancakes, eggs, and sausages for breakfast. Typically, Robin would’ve been right beside him brewing his first pot of dark roast coffee for the day, which everyone knew was the tactician’s very lifeblood.

Instead, Robin was running around like a headless chicken, turning the kitchen upside down to find at least one package of coffee. Even a small bean of it was feasible at this point. Alas, there was none to be found – only a mysteriously empty cabinet where pound upon pound of his coffee should have been. Minute by minute, Robin was growing irritable and impatient, the caffeine withdrawal beginning to take its toll on him. Or at least, he was just so frantic to find it that he was grossly over imagining his caffeine withdrawal.

“This is impossible I had five pounds of coffee in here yesterday there’s no way in hell all of it is gone!” He rambled as he frantically ransacked the rest of the kitchen and then bolted back to his room to make sure that he didn’t have a secret stash of it tucked away somewhere.

Unbeknownst to him, Corrin had hidden his coffee in the foyer of the mansion – if what Robyn told him was true, then this could be what finally allowed him to see Robin in his dragon form. He was so excited, he could hardly wait to see what Robin looked like. He did have a backup plan in the form of the Valentine’s heart box he’d given Robin several months – this time, it was filled with actual chocolate courtesy of Princess Peach. Surely that would calm him down if he went on a rampage from lack of coffee – right?

Robin returned to the kitchen empty-handed, and his eyes had noticeably morphed from gentle amber to angry blood red. Several line had etched themselves into his cheeks, connecting his eyes and corners of his lips together. “Where’s my coffee?! I need my coffee! Who the hell took my coffee?!”

“It’s all gone, I think… Someone must’ve cleaned out the cabinets and thrown it out…”

Corrin’s nonchalant tone did little to settle Robin’s impending rage. The tactician’s body seemed to grow red, ad without warning, a deafening roar rang out as his body flashed with demonic energy. Corrin had no idea what happened, but when he opened his eyes, he was on the floor, the kitchen was completely gone, and an insanely massive six-winged, horned dragon looming ominously in the darkening skies. Six crimson eyes glowed dangerously down at the spot where Corrin was standing, whom was soon joined by Reflet and Kamui.

“Wooooooow…” Corrin’s eyes lit up. Was this Robin’s dragon form? It was HUGE. “That’s so cool, Robin!”

“Dear Naga.” Reflet slammed her hand against her forehead. “And how exactly do you intend to get him to calm down?!”

“I already thought of that.” Corrin reached into his pajamas and yanked out the heart box. “Look, Robin! I got you another one! And this one has ACTUAL chocolate in it!”

Flabbergasted, Reflet turned on her heel and headed back into the mansion. “I’ll go get Lucina…”

#fire emblem #reshi's writings #robin #corrin #corbin #kamurufu #this is solely for comedy #but i had fun writing it #DO NOT STEAL ROBIN'S COFFEE EVER

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grandsonoflightike · 5 years

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Sasha’s New Shadeliel Cult Chapter 4

Story Summary: This happens after “The Truth About Tiki’s Knowledge About Grima’s Aura”. This Character Sasha In the Title is an OC female Shadow Manakete Who seeks to revive Medeus in the Awakening Era. The Shadeliel worship the Medeus The Shadow Dragon.

Chapter Summary: Ylisstol Does a Royal Ball, with invites to All The Shepherds, Grima, And The Risen Forces' Two Leaders. Vannas And Cregath went as a couple plus the Shepherds have their couples. Then There is Grima and Tiki as a couple which is our main focus.

Background Song: Bring Me To Life By Evanescence Ft. Linkin Park

Sasha's New Shadeliel Cult Chapter 4

The Whole World Of Ylisstol And Valm are Invited to The Ylisstol Royal Ball especially the Shepherds, Tiki, Grima, Vannas, and Cregath. Vannas and Cregath came together as a couple. But the main focus has been on Tiki and Grima.

"You Look Quite Lovely Tonight, Tiki." Grima says nervously. He offers his hand to dance.

"I didn't know you could dance, Grima." Tiki says.

"When The Future Robin Became One With Me, I got his knowledge so I learned how to dance from that." Grima Says Nervously.

'Why is he so nervous?' Tiki thinks and then says "Well then lets get to the dance floor."

Everyone saw Grima guide Tiki to the dance floor and saw the two of them begin to dance. This dance was exotic and sexy and reminded them of Robin's First Dance With Princess Lucina The Time Traveler. Then came Groans from Grima. He started to transform and Tiki, Thinking It was part of the dance, Started to transform as well. The Two Dragons amazed the crowd as for some reason Grima was a smaller version of his dragon form and Wasn't attacking them. The two dragons started to fly into the air and do an aerial version which Grima was making up on the spot and Tiki was just mimicking.

Chrom says, Amazed, "Wow, I didn't know manaketes had a special dance with each other when they're Opposite Genders."

Nah and Nowi say "They Don't."

"Huh?" Vaike says after hearing both His Wife and Daughter Say that. He then says "You two know because?"

Nah says "The Earth Dragon Curse is what made Grima Transform and He is fighting the curse's orders to attack everyone."

Robin says "You mean by using his energy to make up a exotic and sexy aerial dragon dance?"

Nowi says "Yeah. It even tricked Tiki because he is trying to hide the reason why he doesn't want to attack."

Lucina says "Lady Tiki was tricked but not Nowi or Nah?"

Nowi says "It is because they're dancing."

"I can sense it a little being part manakete myself." Ophelia says.

"My Granddaughter is part Manakete, Owain?" Lissa says and Owain Nods. She then says "Who is her mom?"

Nah says "I am."

Nowi says "You mean Nowi's A Grandmama?"

"Yeah you are and no, dad, It wasn't out of marriage but in marriage." Nah Says "Owain and I Are Married now. So Are Kjelle+Inigo and Severa+Brady."

Severa says "Did you have to mention that, Nah?"

"I want all the guys to suffer at the same time." Nah Says "And Why are you complaining and Not Brady?"

"Because My dad and mom would be alright with Brady Marrying me but Brady's mom isn't alright with me." Severa says and then chuckles.

Maribelle says "I am not alright with this because I wanted someone kind to their parents to marry Brady. I only approved it when you were just boyfriend-Girlfriend is because I thought it would end."

Gaius says "Oh Twinkles, Let me tell you what we can do to solve your issue with her. What your dad did to me."

Brady Says "What do ya mean, Pa?"

"Etiquette Lessons on how to act like a lady like she got from her mom. I got it from her dad on how to act like a gentlemen." Gaius says.

"That is true. I could treat her because that worked on you. If she agrees to it, I will accept the marriage." Maribelle says.

Ketchum says "Heh, So that's how mom will change."

"Did you say Mom?" Gaius And Maribelle say.

Brady shouts "Son, did you have to mention that?!"

Maribelle Screams after that shout "You have a child with her as well?!"

"Yeah, Ma. I do." He says.

"I agree to do the lessons and my son will do the lesson with his great-grandfather." Severa says.

"Woah... I never Expected to agree that quickly." Cynthia says.

"I really love Brady. Is that okay with you, Cynthia?" Severa says.

"Yeah and that is princess Cynthia to you!" Cynthia says.

They look at the dance again and they flying in a loop and, in the middle of the loop, a time portal starts to appear.

"A Time Portal?!" Lucina says.

Suddenly a man falls through and he's wearing a mask.

Lucina says "Who are you?"

"My name is Roy." The man says.

Suddenly Tiki and Grima land and Transform back. Everyone cheers.

"Argh. Tiki, Can we talk?" Grima asks "In Private?"

Tiki Says "Okay."

Grima leads Tiki outside the ball. They arrive at The Castle Gardens.

Tiki says "What Is It, Grima?"

Grima says "I can't stay above ground too long. The Shadeliel Leader aka Sasha Cursed me when I was revived as she found me just as I was revived. The Curse will cause me to kill humans as long as I am above ground and around someone I love. She didn't know it is you that I love."

"It is not safe for me then to be around you. Right?" Tiki says.

"Yeah. I got to go." Grima says.

Naga says in Tiki's Mind "See my daughter, he doesn't love you."

Tiki replies "If anything, it proves he loves me more with his memories. He only left to protect the humans and me from The Earth Dragon Curse on him."

Naga replies "What?!" She then reads her daughter's Memories. She then replies "Dear god, he's fighting his kind's Curse. I got to go talk to my superiors."

Tiki replies "Superiors?"

"The Gods Of The Emblem..." Naga replies before leaving.

TBC...

Who are these Gods Of The Emblem? Did they pick Naga to be the goddess of Continents of Ylisse And Valm? What could they do that Naga can not? Find out more next time.

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valorandheat-archived · 6 years

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Well I dunno if it counts as sexy but it’s the best I can manage at short notice on mobile.

And just in case it doesn’t work… Power is sexy, right?

(For Aversa)

(Ahaha this meme got reblogged almost a week ago now but whatever I’ll accept this one anyway X3)

“My, my, Lord Grima, you seem to be growing in popularity ever since you arrived in this world even if you are with...extremely unlikely allies.” Aversa chuckled as she drew closer to the vessel of the dragon god. “It’s nice to see you’re still just as attractive as ever though. I assume you came seeking after me so that I might serve you?” Gods, those pectoral muscles were a sight, though

#submission #grimatactics #aversa #she wants them godly pecs

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maliiik-blog1 · 7 years

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Ⓐ - "Love me, bro, while I prepare a portion of finest angst for you."

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || ACCEPTING || @iuvelatiius

ATTRACTIVENESS:

repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive [fuck off aikuro] ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

grating ― irritating[stop you know what] ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending [meet me at the pit]― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends [naga,grima, mercy]― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ―acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend & Brother

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine [because you never let it go–that habit of yours.]― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them[ilove myfamilywut?]

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed [in naga’s name i will chop you if u ever again asked for that…]

#iuvelatiius #👑[answer.] (hope that convinced you)#//bRADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1 #//IM PISSI G M YSELF...............NA AAA GA.............AHVE MERCY #//WE ......SINED DD #//holy shit

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grandsonoflightike · 6 years

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Christmas On Writer's Earth

The writers’ earth celebrates christmas with Winter’s Envoy during “Battle For The Demon World P86: Subspace Askr VS Demonic Emblian Empire”. They now deal with Creepy Muspell working with Demonic Grey Veronica. Subspace Alfonse watched as Subspace Anna and his sister talked about the gifts they would through the competition. Both Subspace Askrian Royalty were surprised to see Subspace Anna missing her time away from The competition by shopping.

Subspace Alfonse says “I am worried about her.”

Subspace Fjorm says “She said that there was someone who she wanted to get a gift for before we left.”

Subspace Sharena says “Our Anna wanted to buy some kind of gift for someone? It must be someone special.”

Suddenly Subspace Anna arrives with a small gift bag in her hand.

“Who is the gift for, Commander Subspace Anna?” Subspace Sharena says.

“I just say this midnight will be when it’s recieved.” Subspace Anna says.

Subspace Anna Jr. goes over to her dad and whispers to her dad “You will be surprised tonight.”

“What’s That mean, my daughter?” Subspace Alfonse says.

“I am just saying you will be surprised.” Subspace Anna Jr. says.

That night, the Subspace Askrians and Subspace Fjorm are getting ready for bed and Subspace Anna going to the bathroom with the gift bag she got it from the Winter’s Envoy festival.

‘What Could she be doing bringing that in there?’ Subspace Fjorm thinks.

Suddenly Subspace Anna comes out of the bathroom and the bag is open and then thrown away.

‘Oh is that what she got?’ Subspace Fjorm thinks.

It is then Subspace Fjorm sees that Subspace Anna is walking weird.

“It is that.” Subspace Fjorm says.

Subspace Sharena says to Subspace Fjorm “What is what?”

Subspace Fjorm says “Is Subspace Anna and Subspace Alfonse a couple?”

“Yeah, even though the citizens of Subspace Askr would never accept it.” Subspace Sharena says.

"What do you mean?" Subspace Fjorm says.

"The People of Subspace Askr want my brother to marry a princess. That means either you or Demonic Grey Veronica. They never accepted my brother and me joining Subspace Anna's Side in battle." Subspace Sharena says.

Subspace Fjorm was surprised and then says “Wow. What about when you decided to be in love with a Subspace Wolfskin?”

“Oh you mean Subspace Takeda. Not too kindly.”

Subspace Fjorm says “That isn’t right. I think you should marry who you want to marry and my kingdom thinks the same way as me.”

Suddenly the bell chimes for bed.

"Good night, Subspace Fjorm. See you tomorrow for gift unwrapping.” Subspace Sharena says.

Subspace Fjorm says “See you tomorrow, Subspace Sharena.”

At Midnight, Subspace Alfonse hears something sneak into his room.

"Who’s There?” Subspace Alfonse says.

He is about to grab his sword when someone climbs on top of him. This makes light a candle. This lets see Subspace Anna in a very sexy Lingerie.

"Hello, Subspace Alfonse.” Subspace Anna says “I feel you crotch being up so you like this.”

“Hello, Subspace Anna.” Subspace Alfonse says “I do like it. Is this that gift you got?”

"Yep.” Subspace Anna says “I don’t care what the people think. Kiss me in your bed. Make Love to me. I want you.”

“You sure, Commander Subspace Anna?” Subspace Alfonse says.

"I am sure. Also when we are alone, just call me Subspace Anna.” Subspace Anna says.

"You got it, Subspace Anna.” Subspace Alfonse says.

Meanwhile in Subspace Fjorm’s room, she has found the book on the legend of the Annas in the Askrian Library and she is reading it. She finds something that can change the people of Subspace Askr’s Mind on Subspace Anna Jr.’s Existence.

That morning, Subspace Sharena and Subspace Fjorm are looking for Subspace Alfonse and Subspace Anna when they head to Subspace Alfonse and sees them together had made love.

“Brother, It’s time to get up. You too, Commander Subspace Anna.” Subspace Sharena says.

Subspace Anna and Subspace Alfonse jump at the voice of Subspace Sharena.

"Subspace Sharena, what are you doing in here?” Subspace Anna says.

“We were looking for you and Subspace Alfonse after you didn’t come to breakfast.” Subspace Fjorm says.

Subspace Anna and Subspace Alfonse once again jump, at the voice of Subspace Fjorm This Time.

Subspace Anna says “Well You can see why we didn’t come. Now could you get out so we can get dressed before any of the citizens of Subspace Askr see us?”

“About that...” Subspace Fjorm says.

“What is it, Subspace Fjorm?” Subspace Alfonse says.

"I read up on the Legend of The Annas and have found something that will change the minds of Subspace Askr’s Citizens on Subspace Anna." Subspace Fjorm says.

“I still want to be dressed for this.” Subspace Alfonse says.

“Also is Subspace Anna’s Nightwear in here?” Subspace Sharena says.

Subspace Alfonse just realizes that too “Is it?”

Suddenly Subspace Anna Jr. comes in and says “No but I brought it. You really should have thought this out, Mother.”

Subspace Sharena says “Thank you, my future niece.”

The 3 people in the room besides Subspace Anna And Subspace Alfonse get out so The Other can get dressed in their nightwear.

When The Two Are Dressed, Subspace Alfonse says “It is safe to come in, Subspace Sharena and Subspace Fjorm. Subspace Anna Junior, you watch the door.”

Subspace Anna Jr. says “On It Dad.”

“We are talking about The Thing that will have Change Citizens of Subspace Askr’s Minds on me being with Subspace Anna.” Subspace Alfonse says after Subspace Sharena and Subspace Fjorm walk in.

"Well, it is simple. Each of the Annas had a destiny to fill and Subspace Anna’s Destiny was to get together with Royalty as a queen. The Money Grabbing Additions would help the family defeat their enemies as the king would realize what he truly must do as his parents will let him know after finding a specific prophecy.” Subspace Fjorm says.

"Prophecy? You think it is this kingdom Subspace Anna is supposed to bring this too? How can that be?” Subspace Sharena says.

“It is just what the legend says.” Subspace Fjorm says “In any case, it makes Subspace Anna a Princess too, to see her destiny through to stop our enemy.”

Subspace Anna says “Well That is just great.”

Suddenly a Flash is hear in the summoning Altar.

“Is Subspace Aereon Summoning?” Subspace Alfonse says.

“We told him to wait.” Subspace Fjorm says.

Subspace Sharena says “I guess the Weapon couldn’t wait. Let’s go.”

They run to the summoning altar and find a woman standing there with Subspace Aereon.

Subspace Fjorm says “Subspace Gunnthra?”

Subspace Gunnthra says “Hello, Little Sister.”

Subspace Aereon says “That is why I couldn’t wait.”

Suddenly Subspace Ayame walks in and says “Well Look at this. The Family of The Kingdom of Ice is together for Winter’s Envoy.”

Subspace Ayame was wearing Bride Shadow Charolette’s Outfit at the moment in Subspace Style and has wielding Subspace Version of Bride Shadow Charolette’s Weapon.

"Heh, It is surprising to see you, a money warrior, seem happy to get The Kingdom of Ice Royal Family Together for the Winter’s Envoy.” Subspace Anna says

“I am saying that it is sad because Subspace Takeda isn’t here to enjoy it.” Subspace Ayame says.

Suddenly Subspace Aereon’s Breidablik Starts Glowing again and Subspace Aereon shoots it. The Summon that comes out is...

Subspace Sharena says “Subspace Takeda?”

“I can only stay for so long before Demonic Grey Veronica knows I am missing. I am spending the holiday with my girlfriend no matter the cost.” Subspace Takeda says.

“Thank you, Subspace Takeda. I got a gift for you that I would have had you open when we found you.” Subspace Sharena says.

Suddenly Subspace Ayame says “Hey I know Subspace Anna gave her gift for Subspace Alfonse to him. So do you have a gift for me, Subspace Aereon?”

“Yes, And You will like it.” Subspace Aereon says, he then brings out a diamond ring and says “Will you marry me, Subspace Ayame?”

"Oh my god! Yes, I will.” Subspace Ayame says.

"Subspace Ayame and the Others seem happy.” Subspace Takeda says “Sorry I don’t have a gift for you, Subspace Sharena.”

“You being here is all the gift I need.” Subspace Sharena says.

“Actually there is one more gift to give out. To You, Subspace Anna.” Subspace Askr’s King says as he approaches.

“Father?” Subspace Alfonse says.

“We, The King and Queen of Subspace Askr, bestow upon you, Subspace Anna, something that will make you liked by the people the Askr’s Sacred Seal of Spendthrift.” Subspace Askr’s Queen says.

The Crowd around the Order of Heroes cheers.

“Subspace Takeda, you have to go now, don’t you?” Subspace Sharena says.

“You got me there.” Subspace Takeda says “See you next year, Subspace Order of Heroes.” He then vanishes.

Subspace Sharena says “Bye. I will miss you, My handsome wolfskin.”

Subspace Askr’s Citizens sees this and realizes who that wolfskin is and why the Demonic Emblian Empire have been unwilling to give him up.

“Dear Writers...” The Village Leader says “That’s The Subspace Askr’s Wolfskin Leader.”

Subspace Sharena says “What? You mean he’s important?”

“Yes, you could in fact consider him a prince. My King and Queen, I wish to give one of my best to the Subspace Order of Heroes to help defeat the Demonic Emblian Empire.” The Village Leader says.

“One of your best?” Subspace Askr’s King says.

“Yes. It is a summon we found on the borders of the town during the recent hero battle." The Village Leader says.

“Send her over. We will take all the help we can get.” Subspace Alfonse says.

“Come on out, girl.” The Village Leader says.

Out of the crowds comes Grima Priscilla.

Grima Roy says “Grima Priscilla, you escaped Demonic Grey Veronica?”

“More like was summoned but forgotten because Subspace Aereon didn’t want me.” Grima Priscilla says

“Well then I take that back. I will gladly take you if we can find Subspace Takeda.” Subspace Aereon says.”

The End for now…

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