It's not fair that in some other universe I could've been some weird creature. Why can't I be an eldritch monstrosity that lives deep in the woods??? Instead I have to do math and learn to pay taxes!?!???
Oh to be the very embodiment of the void itself. To lurk in dark corners and be one with the shadows. How I wish to be a formless being of darkness that has no worries of the mortal plane and can finally scream incomprehensibley into the ether without wondering if Jessica next door thinks I'm dying