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loving on a sunday | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x reader
y/n and lando, the grid and an honest attempt at a sunday roast
masterlist if you want to leave a tip x
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yourusername: warning !! do not own a nice country house and farm because you will get lumped with the annual post season grid dinner, SEB PLEASE COME BACK I CAN"T TAKE THIS RESPONSIBILITY @landonorris what are you going to do when they find out you can't cook?
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user1: learning that lando can't cook is the least surprising thing in the entire world
user2: i'm sorry post season grid dinner? brb just going to cry my eyes out why haven't we heard of this before
user3: for my mental health i need photographic evidence asap
landonorris: way to bait me out in front of the whole world, thanks babe
yourusername: i'm sorry but if this crashes and burns i need people to know that it was your fault (because it defo would be)
landonorris: where is the faith? you back me to win every race but won't back me to make some roast potatoes :(
yourusername: babe when i was sick you burnt the soup so bad we had to throw the pan out
landonorris: I TRIED I WAS STRESSED YOU WERE SICK
yourusername: awwww babe, but it was le crueset and literally cost more than my life
sebastianvettel: it's been an honour to host it but i know you and lando will do great, send me all the photos !
yourusername: thank you seb, please come visit the farm at some point xx
landonorris: see i knew seb would have faith in me thanks mate
user4: lando's gf being a farm girl makes so much sense but also no sense what so ever
yourusername: tis the south west babe it's either banksy or farmers and nothing in between
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landonorris: should be peeling potatoes right now she's too pretty
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user10: oh to be a kitty cat being cuddled by y/n
yourusername: you're such a smooth talker babe but those potatoes won't peel themselves
landonorris: my years of being teammates with carlos has come in clutch
yourusername: you still suck at flirting i just love you so i still swoon, any other person would probably laugh in your face
landonorris: gonna ignore the insult and focus on the fact that you love me
user11: i swear every time i see y/n she's with another animal i've never seen before
yourusername: my farm is a safe haven for any animal, if they find themselves there they'll leave with a full tummy and a good load of cuddles
maxverstappen1: if lando is on potato duty does this mean we won't get them? they're my favourite part of a roast y/n PLEASE STEP IN
landonorris: oh wow i see how it is
maxverstappen1: i'm dutch i'm so serious about my potatoes
landonorris: i also don't fuck around about roast potatoes HAVE FAITH
user12: can we start a petition for lando to stream this? like at least the cooking portion
yourusername: watching my nervous breakdown live would not be ethical
landonorris: it's true she threw a carrot at my head the first time she cooked for my family
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oscarpiastri: officially a farm boy for the week (also known as third wheeling for seven days)
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user15: omg oscar went early? my mclaren heart is so full
yourusername: so so happy to have you here osc!! though you're not any more trustworthy in the kitchen
oscarpiastri: i'd defend myself but we've all seen me fail to boil an egg
yourusername: you tried your best !! but you've mastered the english tea which is a massive asset
oscarpiastri: i think i'd lose my seat if i couldn't make a cup of tea
user16: obsessed with y/n dragging everyone for being menaces in the kitchen
user17: love how oscar was like: post lando? no. post ducks? yes.
landonorris: mate you asked to come early don't complain about third wheeling now
oscarpiastri: i know i asked to come early but if y'all could lay off the soft porn for two seconds would be appreciated
landonorris: don't pretend you don't enjoy it mate ;)
yourusername: lando don't be mean :(
landonorris: i'm sorry oscar, i'm sure you don't enjoy watching us be happy
oscarpiastri: thanks i guess?
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charles_leclerc: sad to announce i've been banned from the kitchen:( even banned from making drinks as well
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user18: this is defo the banning i agree with, we all saw the vlog with the pesto pasta
user19: tbf i've come to the conclusion the one person y/n would let into the kitchen is seb
yourusername: you're not wrong
user20: i need a chick in my dungarees right now
yourusername: why are you complaining about a free pass to sit on the couch and have someone else cook for you?
charles_leclerc: well when you put it like that ....
landonorris: let me revoke all of my previous complaints
yourusername: you know i like to treat you baby
charles_leclerc: why thank you y/n but that's an inappropriate thing to say while in a relationship
yourusername: it was in reply to lando's comment charles 😭
landonorris: guy forgot he could read for a second
charles_leclerc: MY BAD
user21: i know charles didn't come to a farm in all white
yourusername: i regret to inform you he did (it's all designer as well)
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yourusername: sunday roasts are my love language, so happy to host the grid dinner with the love of my life
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user23: at first i thought she was being a bit too serious about this but that roast looks like it BANGS
user24: legit i need one asap
georgerussell63: carmen wants the recipe please and thank you
yourusername: bring her to the farm next time we're free and i'll teach her in person
carmenmundt: thank you darling
yourusername: anything for you
landonorris: ummm what about the guy you called the love of your life in the caption?
yourusername: i love you but i've tried to teach you to cook way too many times
user25: i'm sorry lando is so sexy
user26: forget lando, every pic i've seen of this house is the sexiest thing in the world
carlossainz55: thank you for hosting y/n and lando!! i had a great time see you on new years
yourusername: no worries chilli
maxverstappen1: the roast was the best thing i've ever eaten, i'll only dock points because i had to top and tail with daniel
yourusername: i didn't see you complain when i walked in on you guys cuddling
danielricciardo: you told me you loved it :(
maxverstappen1: i did !!! i enjoyed all of it, especially the roast though
landonorris: second to a roast @danielricciardo that's tough
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landonorris: so honoured to host the grid dinner and take over from such an inspiration in seb!! but mostly thanks to y/n for hosting at her farm and putting together an amazing dinner and weekend - also thanks for not killing the grid, i defo would have
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user27: i would've given a kidney to be there for real
lewishamilton: thank you for having us and for the sick nut roast
yourusername: we love you and roscoe !! and vegans are always welcome on my farm
user28: ROSCOE WENT?
yukitsunoda0511: thank you y/n i no longer think that english food is an abomination
yourusername: wow thank you yuki, i knew it would be hard when your only exposure was ... milton keynes
landonorris: wow my girlfriend is a miracle worker, and you're welcome yuki san we loved having you
user29: watching lando go from rookie to hosting the grid dinner, i'm soft
oscarpiastri: i love it here i'm sorry you're not getting rid of me
yourusername: no worries osc, you can stay as long as you want
landonorris: no complaining about third wheeling though, you're basically our child now
user30: experienced racer and rookie teammate friendships are so special to ME
danielricciardo: glad i managed to get my seat back just for this roast tbf
landonorris: not cause you missed me?
danielricciardo: eh i guess so
yourusername: just let me know when you're in england and you can come over for another
#f1#f1 x you#f1 instagram au#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#lando norris#lando norris insta au#lando norris x you#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine
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Have u ever done amab sevika getting her ass eat or her being really needy for her gfs strap?
hehehe, i've done sub-top amab ceo sevika, but i haven't done bottom ceo sevika yet!
disclaimer! im cis, so please lmk if there are any mistakes and ill fix it asap!
men and minors dni
"when was the last time you got high?" you ask.
sevika looks up from her book with an eyebrow raised as she shifts her attention to you on the other side of bed. you've got a mischievous look in your eye, and it makes her smile.
"why?" she asks. you shrug.
"i dunno. i've known you for about a year now, and we've been dating for a few months, but i just realized i've never seen you high." you say. sevika considers this, chewing on her cheek before she speaks.
"it's been a while. probably since before i became ceo." she says. you hum.
"we should probably do something to change that." you tease. sevika smiles, throwing her book onto her bedside table before reaching over and pulling you into her arms, curling her body around yours.
you giggle as she adjusts your body, waiting for her to get comfortable before you wrap your arms around her.
"how's this weekend sound?" you ask. sevika nods against your tits.
"you gonna smoke me out?" she asks. you giggle.
"no, i don't want to stink your place up. i'll get us edibles, it'll be fun." you say. sevika just hums as she nuzzles against you, ready to go to sleep.
"sounds like a plan, baby." she mumbles. you snort and elbow her.
"don't fall asleep, you didn't turn the lights off yet!"
sevika groans dramatically as she pulls herself off of you and over to her little nightstand. she flicks the lamp off, then jumps back on top of you, both of you giggling as you adjust in each other's arms.
you guys share a chocolate bar on saturday morning.
sevika swears that she doesn't feel anything for the first two hours, and you just roll your eyes at your stubborn girlfriend.
by the time lunch rolls around, though, she's definitely starting to feel it. you can tell.
her eyes are hooded, and a soft smile's taken over her features. she's still in her sleep-wrinkled pajamas, and when she starts giggling at nothing, you know it's kicked in.
you're no better than her, but you're a little more used to the feeling. you grin as you watch sevika snicker, nudging her with your toe.
"you feeling it?" you ask. sevika smiles at you.
"nah." she says. you burst into laughter.
"yeah fuckin' right!" you laugh. sevika smiles a goofy grin at you and she crawls across the couch to flop on top of you, nuzzling her nose against your neck. you hum as you start scratching her scalp.
"mmm... you're so warm..." she hums as she slides her hand under your shirt to grope your tits. you giggle.
"you're cute." you sigh.
"you're cute. everything feels so good right now." sevika sighs happily. "thanks for getting me high."
you laugh. "anytime, baby." you promise, kissing her scalp.
you enjoy the moment for a while. sunlight is seeping through the windowed walls of sevika's penthouse, bathing the two of you in warmth and light. you're feeling floaty and content, and there's nowhere you need to be, nothing you need to do. the break is nice.
but after a while, sevika's breath starts to even out, and you know she's on the verge of falling asleep. you'd be happy to take a mid-afternoon weekend nap with your girl, but you don't want the edible to go to waste.
"hey." you say, nudging her from where she lays on top of you. she grunts against you. "don't sleep. we should do something fun." you say. sevika grunts again. "we could watch tv?" you suggest. sevika shakes her head. "i could make you a snack?" this gets her attention, and she lifts her head up from your tits to consider this.
you watch in adoration as sevika hazily tries to make up her mind about what she wants to eat, gnawing on her bottom lip while she thinks. you can't help but reach up and cup her cheek as she considers your offer. she leans into it automatically, nuzzling your palm.
an impish expression takes over her face as her eyes catch on yours, and she smiles. "what do i need a snack for when i've already got you?" she asks. you giggle. "get it?" she asks, giggling herself. "'cause you're a snack, babe." she explains. you laugh.
"i got it sev." you say. she grins, and swoops down to press her mouth against yours.
she's more uncoordinated than usual, and you are too. time's moving slower than usual, and it feels like you could build a whole life in the span of your kiss.
you hum happily as you wrap your arms around your girlfriend, dragging her closer and closer to you until she's flat on top of you, slowly grinding her hips against yours.
when you finally pull away from her lips, you gasp for are, suddenly aware of how long you'd been kissing. "should we--" you cut yourself off with a gasp as sevika starts to suck a hickey into your neck. "should we go to the bedroom?" you ask.
sevika doesn't answer you with words. instead, she shoves her arms under your ass, then pulls up off the couch, carrying you to the bedroom with her head still buried against your neck.
you giggle and wrap your limbs around her body. at the sound of your laughter, sevika starts to giggle too, and by the time she throws the two of you onto the bed, you've both dissolved into a fit of laughter.
"fuck, where did you get that edible?" sevika laughs. you grin, taking advantage of her giggly, pliant state to pin her to the bed as you straddle her.
"seamus makes 'em once a month." you say. sevika falls into another round of laughter at the secret-- her nerdiest, awkwardest accountant is a huge fucking stoner.
"i should fire him." she giggles. you laugh.
"what for!?"
"for not givin' me one of these before." she says. you chuckle, and sit back on your haunches to watch your girlfriend laugh.
she's so pretty. you're high and she looks like... like a sunset. or the ocean. or your favorite movie. you just can't pull your eyes away.
she's got her head thrown back as she laughs, her eyes crinkled up and her gap-tooth on full display.
her shirt's ridden up a bit, the hem resting over her bellybutton, just high enough for you to see the first few inches of her happy trail. her abs are contracting with each of her laughs, her hands are scrunched up into the blankets beneath her, and you're suddenly overcome with lust.
it hits you like a truck. you've been turned on since she started kissing you, but now you're ravenous. you can't think beyond the woman in front of you, and you're dying to show her what she does to you.
she's still giggling, wiping tears from her eyes, and you surge forward, tearing at her shirt.
sevika gasps at your sudden desperation to get her naked, but you shut her up by shoving your fingers in her mouth before she can even ask. she moans as you tear at her pants with your free hand, your mouth otherwise occupied with sucking on her tits.
sevika's shivering beneath you, moaning around your fingers and trying to kick her pajama pants off. you pull off of her tit with a pop, taking your fingers out of her mouth so you can sit up and hover over her.
her eyes are blown and big, and she seems to have forgotten she has arms, her hands clutching the blanket beneath her instead of reaching up to grope you like they usually do.
"can i make you feel good?" you ask. sevika gulps and nods.
"yes please." you grin-- sevika's kinda subby when she's high. you think fondly, tucking that information away for later.
"tell me what you want."
"your mouth." she whimpers. you grin, kissing her on the cheek before you quickly trail kisses down her chest, taking a second to lovingly bite at each of her tits before you lick all the way down her happy trail, tugging her boxers off as you go.
sevika has such a pretty dick. you could look at it all day long, honestly. you feel yourself clench around nothing as you watch it flop out of her boxers, eager to be free, and smack her abs.
her hips are squirming beneath you, but she's patient as you study her. her cock's twitching in time with her heartbeat, and a tiny little pool of pre-cum's forming on her abs. you lick your lips.
"i love you." you sigh. sevika whimpers, and her dick spurts a little bit more pre. you grin.
"i love you too." she whines. you kiss her hip.
"say please." you say, just because you've never seen her so sweet and compliant in bed before, and you wanna see how far you can take it.
"please please please ple--"
"i got you, baby." you cut her off. she sighs in relief, and you smile, pressing a kiss to the tip of her dick. she twitches and whines, and you decide to stop teasing her, finally taking her into your mouth.
sevika cries in relief, and you reach up to intertwine your fingers with hers. she squeezes your hand.
you sink your head down, taking her a good six inches before pulling back up and trying again. with a few bobs of your head, you manage to relax enough to take her all the way. she whines, a pathetic, high pitched thing, and you blink up at her. she gasps as your eyes meet.
your drool starts to collect around her shaft, and you pull off to jack her off for a second while you breathe. you smile at her.
"you taste amazing." you sigh. sevika shivers, humping her hips up into the air and widening her legs. you laugh, taking the hint, and put your mouth back on her cock.
she fucks your mouth with a few quick thrusts, and you gag, caught off guard. eventually she settles back down, letting you pull off and glare at her. she just giggles.
fine. if she wants to play dirty, you can play dirty.
you duck down and suck her balls into your mouth, and sevika gasps, her legs scrambling while her thighs twitch.
"fuck! cut it out!" she whines.
"why? you gonna cum already?" you tease. she huffs, digging her nails into your hand, squirming beneath you.
you would go on teasing her if your mind didn't just screech to a halt as you catch a glimmer of something between her legs.
"what the fuck was that?" you growl as you spread and pin her legs to the bed. she gasps, sitting propped up on her elbows so she can gawk at you.
"what?" she asks, panicked. you can't answer-- too busy taking in the mindbogglingly hot image of a pretty pink butt-plug in your girlfriend's ass. without your words readily available, you just answer sevika's question by tugging on the little jewel.
she gasps and collapses on the bed, her eyes rolling back in her skull. "fuck i forgot i put that there." she says. you giggle.
"you forgot?" you tease, suddenly able to talk again. sevika reaches up to hide her face, clearly embarrassed. you bite her thigh and she jolts.
"i put it in this morning." she explains. "weed makes me..." she trails off.
you grin at the half-revelation and tug at the plug again, watching in fascination as her dick jumps.
"can i fuck you?" you ask.
sevika moans, her hips flying off the bed, and you giggle.
"is that a yes?"
"please!" she cries.
"get on all fours, i'll go put the strap on."
sevika scrambles to follow your directions, but you stop her before she can get far. "wait!" you call. she freezes, and you duck down to lick up the little pool of pre that had formed on her abs, then kiss the skin. "okay, you can go now." you say. sevika grins, and you kiss her cheek as you scramble off the bed to get strapped up.
you fumble with your harness, watching as sevika slowly, seductively turns over on bed before lifting her hips up to present her ass to you. you laugh.
"you're such a slut." you chastise. sevika giggles as she rests her head against her folded forearms.
"you like me like this." she says. you giggle and nod.
"damn right i do." you say as you crawl behind her, smacking her ass and watching her jump.
she wiggles it at you tantalizingly, and you smile at the sight. you grab the base of her plug, giving it a tug and giggling at the way her thighs twitch, before pulling it out all the way.
you groan at the sight of sevika's hole, gaping for a few moments before winking closed.
"i'm so in love with you." you sigh. sevika giggles.
"i love you t--oh!" she cries as you stick your tongue into her ass as far as it can go. sevika's hips fall toward the bed, but you grip them in your hands, keeping her steady so you can bury your face in her ass.
"oh my god, oh my god, fuck, fuck, please, i love you so much, please!" sevika begs as you suck and kiss her rim sloppily.
"please what?" you ask. sevika groans, shifting backwards to press herself against your face again. you groan as she smothers you with her ass, her legs spreading farther and farther on the bed until she's practically limp against it while you hold her up by the hips.
"p-please fuck me, i wanna cum on your cock but you're gonna-- you're gonna, fuck right there!" she cries.
you pull away for a quick breath. "get the lube." you demand before diving back in.
sevika cries, shakily smacking the bedside drawer for the lube bottle, then tossing it behind her before collapsing face first on the sheets. you just sink down with her, your tongue buried in her ass, getting even higher off the sweet sounds of her whimpers and whines.
"you need fingers?" you ask when you finally pull away, lubing up your strap. sevika shakes her head urgently.
"no, fuck no, 's why i had the plug in, please-- just need you, just need your cock, baby." she rambles against her pillow. you laugh and smack her ass one more time.
you don't tease her much more. using one hand to spread her ass and the other to line the strap up, you slowly sink into your girlfriend, groaning as you watch your strap disappear into her inch by inch.
when you bottom out, you sigh gustily. sevika picks her head up from the mattress, the blanket between her teeth as she moans.
"you okay?" you whisper.
you don't get an answer. instead, sevika jumps up on her knees and pushes her hips and ass up in the air, taking your hips with her. you gasp as she starts fucking herself backwards on your strap, a loud, smacking noise starting to echo through the bedroom.
"fuck fuck, please fuck me, i need you to fuck me, i need--"
you cut her off with a hand to the back of her neck as you push her against the mattress, starting to pound into her. sevika squeals, half laughter half moan as you fuck her.
"like this?" you grunt out. sevika nods into the pillow beneath her.
"yes, yes, yes--"
"fuck, i love you. you're so fucking hot, i love you so fucking much, i'm gonna cum so hard--"
"inside me." sevika suddenly demands. you nearly cum at the words. instead, you flop forward to plaster your chest against sevika's back, nodding against her shoulder.
"of course, baby. of course. want me to knock you up, huh?" you ask.
it's risky, you've never teased about sevika's breeding kink when she's on bottom, but it pays off incredibly fucking well if the way sevika suddenly clenches around your strap and growls is any indication.
you're both sweaty and sticky, huffing for air as you rut into one another.
you're so high, you don't know if it's sevika or the edible or a bit of both, but you're pretty sure you're higher than you've ever been. it feels like you're melting into her, melting into the bed, into the earth, slow and gentle and warm like honey. you've never felt so warm in your life.
"i'm gonna-- baby--"
"you gonna cum?" you ask. sevika nods. "good, it'll help the pregnancy take." you grunt.
sevika suddenly gasps, shivers, then goes completely limp against the bed. you continue to fuck into her as she cums into the bedsheets below, until you're cumming in her ass and collapsing on top of her.
you're pretty sure you don't fall asleep... there's ten minutes there where you're both trying to catch your breath and find your words again after your orgasms where you might have drifted off, but you think it's just the edible making your mind... silent.
eventually, though, you manage to speak.
"you okay?" you mumble. sevika bursts into giggles beneath you.
"i didn't know i had a breeding kink like that." she says. you giggle.
"it's hot, right?" you ask. she nods, and you lift your face up just enough to kiss the knob of her spine. "i need to get you high way more fucking often." you mumble. sevika snorts.
"you just want to top more."
"yeah, i do, and you always manage to seduce me out of it when you're sober. i need you stupid so i can have my way with you." you say. sevika shivers again and you grin, biting her shoulder. "you like it-- don't act like you don't. you're laying in the proof."
sevika giggles. "i love it." she admits shyly. you grin, pulling out of her and kissing her shoulder when she cringes, before helping her turn over and out of her puddle of cum.
"i love it too. you're real cute when you let someone else be the boss for a while." you say. sevika giggles.
"you're the only one i ever met competent enough to boss me around." she replies.
you laugh, then swoop down to kiss her again.
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I Fucked my step dad and I liked it...
Rick
Summary: You had sex with your stepdad and tried to do it again but it backfired...
Word Count: 1.3k
Pairing: Rick Grimes x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Implied Car sex, Dom!Rick, Sub!Reader, Creampie, MDNI 18+ ONLY
You had strong feelings for your Step dad. The leader of Alexandria Rick Grimes.
But you never came onto him to hard.(well you'll be cumming hard later...)
You didn't want things to be awkward between you two considering you guys were good friends and he was your step dad.
Granted there were looks that lasted too long, his hand on your waist pulling you closer to whisper something in your ear.
So when you guys fucked for the first time it was euphoric and just amazing.
{His cock sliding in and out of your tight walls. You crying out for him while trying to get away.
Him shaking his head telling you, "Be quiet baby unless you want to be caught like the dirty whore you are. Fucking your stepdad." He says through grunts.
"Oh fuck! Your cock is so good daddy!" You cry out. He slams his cock into you.
It was your first time having sex and he filled you so well. His cock nice and big. Veins protruding on it.
You wanted to taste him so badly. But he was so eager to fuck you instead.
"Oh shit baby! I'm gonna cum inside this pretty pussy." He says. You moan and throw it back on him as he continues to thrust into you.
"Yes please cum inside me!" You cry out.}
When he came inside you, you never felt more full in your life. That was last week.
You kind of wanted it again. You wanted his cum deep inside your stomach. You wanted your step dad's dick deep inside your cervix.
You wanted it so badly and he did too. You guys constantly stared at each other. Sneaking away to have a quick make-out session.
When you guys tried to get to spicy someone always needed him. He was the leader and the constable after all. Obviously he would be needed 24/7.
Your mom was quite oblivious to the whole situation between you two. She just assumed it was Daddy daughter bonding time. So you guys got away with it everytime.
Today you were extremely horny and you knew what that meant. You were ovulating. You wanted to please yourself but guests are coming over tonight and you had to set up with your mom.
You are trying to set up while also looking for Rick.
"Hey, mom? Have you seen Rick anywhere? I haven't seen him yet. He should be here for the event you know." You say prepping the plates on the big tables.
"Darling, you care for him so much. I have no idea where he is. You wanna go find him for me? I need to talk to him." Your mom says.
You nod and go out the door looking for him. You had about 45 minutes before the sun goes down, so you needed to find him ASAP.
"Rick!" You yell out looking for him. You walk around the noisy streets of Alexandria.
You find him carrying a log, helping to fix the wall.
"Rick! What are you doing? your all dirty!" You say concerned trying to wipe dirt off his face and clothes.
"Glad you take care of me sweetheart." He says with a smirk on his face. You scoff and roll your eyes.
"Yea, don't get to use to it." You say, a small smile creeping onto your face. He stares you down with those pretty blue eyes and you start fidgeting.
"Uhm M-Mom needs t-to talk to you. That's why I came looking for you so- uhm Chop chop." You say trying to avoid his eyes as he watches your every move.
"You got it baby girl." He says. He leans down and whispers in your ear. "Anything for you."
His low, seductive voice sent shivers down your spine and you whined. "Stop. Can we go somewhere private? I'm so horny Rick." His name rolls off your tongue like honey.
He groans at the way you whimper his name. He raises an eyebrow and looks around.
"Right now babygirl? Can it wait?" He asks with a concerned but excited look in his eyes.
You nod and pout your lip. "Mom's at the house preparing so there's nowhere else to go. Let's do it in the car." You say dragging him by his hand.
He smirks and twirls you around pulling you closer to his chest. "Honey, I can't right now. Maybe later, during or after the party babygirl. I wish I could but your being a little to bold right now. Anyone could catch us baby." He pleads with you to calm down and tries to negotiate being with you tonight.
You sigh a distressed and upsetting sigh but you nod understandingly and walk away before going back and kissing his cheek. "Remember get home in 5 minutes, I better see you walking through that door a few seconds after I do." You say sternly.
He smiles at you and nods his head, "Yes ma'am." Yo smile as butterflies flutter in your stomach at his pretty boy smile.
Finally it's time for The Annual Alexandrian Dinner! You and your mom and Rick are sitting at your designated spots. Everyone has a place card with there name on it so they know where to sit.
Your sitting next to Rick and next to Carl. You and Carl were literal twins. You guys did everything together with Enid. You enjoyed his company and got along with him really well.
You and Carl and Enid were all talking when Rick places his hand on your thigh. He was teasing you and you know it. He loved to touch on you during dinner when he wanted entertainment that the conversations weren't giving him.
He loved to watch you squirm and try to hide your whimpers when he was slowly sliding his fingers inside of you.
You removed his hands from your soaking cunt and excused yourself to the bathroom. Your bathroom upstairs so the guests could use the bathroom downstairs.
You look behind you to see Rick following you up the stairs. You giggle and run a little faster towards you bathroom.
You go into your bedroom and turn around to be met with Rick's chest. You look up to see his blue eyes staring down at you with a smirk.
"So... What are we doing daddy?" You ask with fake innocence. You smile at him and he wraps his hands around your waist.
You wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him passionately. He groans into your mouth and slips his tongue past your lips.
He backs you up into the bed and you fall onto the bed with Rick eagerly crawling on top of you.
"I think you know exactly what we're doing baby girl." He responds to your previous comment with a smirk.
He slowly kisses down your body till he reaches your thighs. He rubs soothing circles on your inner thighs.
He slips off the skirt you have on and reveals your red laced panties. He groans at the sight of a wet patch near your core.
You bite your lip watching him the whole time. Before he could continue there was a knock on the door.
You quickly fix your self and run into the bathroom. Rick stands there and waits for you to get in there and then he yells, "Come in."
Your mom walks through the door. "Hunny? Where is she? Carl and Enid are asking for her." You mom asks.
"She's in the bathroom. She needed something so I came up to help her. She should almost be done though." He responds with s slight smile on his face.
"Ok. Be sure to send her down immediately." Your mother demands before kissing Rick and then leaving.
You slip out of the bathroom at the sound of the door closing. "Is she gone?" You whisper.
You see Rick nod and you sigh. You step out and look at Ricks disheveled hair.
"Your hair's all messed up." You say, fixing his hair before he pushes your hands down.
"You should probably get going, you heard what she said." He responds.
You sigh and fix yourself better before you leave the room. Until next time...
@lilies-valley @versatilehater @sinsandsweetness @grixonsdoll @rickswh0r3 @knochentrocken0808 @itzdarling @aerangi @catt-leya @infpbambi @justjasminne @number1gal
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Imagine Helping D After He Loses Control Of His Vampire Side
Vampire Hunter D X FemReader
Rating: T+
Warnings: Mentions of blood, terror, reader gets a cut, suggestive themes
Word Count: 744
(A/N:) Hello lovelies and Happy Halloween! With this I end my Halloween imagine journey! I have had a blast once again with keeping this tradition and I feel like going out with another D imagine is fitting! I hope you all have enjoyed these stories as much as I have writing them! I have some imagines in the works that I think y'all will enjoy! Keep an eye out as I want to get them posted ASAP! But until then happy reading and have a safe Halloween! ~Countess
No one could imagine D being anything more than the stoic man he always seemed. But you on the other hand had seen his other side. It wasn't often but it did happen, rarely. You weren't expecting him to lose himself to the vampire side, but without rest from the sun in so long and going without food, D became weak. You had accidentally cut yourself and it wasn't that bad of a wound. But the sight and smell of your blood had D trembling in moments. The sun glaring down, weakening him further. Before you could realize his state, you were pinned down into the sand. D's shadow looming over you, his vampiric features hidden in the shadows of his face. Inside he was fighting hard to control himself, he never wanted to hurt you but he couldn't control his Noble side at this time.
He leaned forward, you almost screamed at the horrific twisted features of the man you love. He was the most handsome man normally, with gorgeous features that could make anyone jealous. Those had been replaced by the wickedness of his Noble blood. You squished yourself further into the sand trying to keep yourself from moving too quickly, afraid that any sudden movement would trigger him into a frenzy. The elongated fangs bared at your throat, you were sure he was about to tear into your jugular vein, when you finally gained the courage to try and ease him down from his loss of control. Slowly moving your hand, you cupped his cheek. D hissed, red eyes penetrating you as he only saw his next meal.
"It's okay," you whispered while trailing your hand down his cheek to his neck. Your other hand you placed on the back of his head as you stroked his beautiful hair. You eased him downward, knowing that you were putting yourself at great risk by bringing him closer to your neck and the sweet sound of your blood flowing through your veins. D stiffened, fighting back as you tried to bring him down. Finally he let himself go, collapsing by your side. His armor bit into your skin but you made no protest. He was trembling fiercely while growls came from his throat.
"You can fight it D," you soothed him. Continuing to hold and pet him, you kissed his cheek, causing him to flinch. "You're weak. You haven't rested. I should have been more careful."
Once D felt like he could control himself enough, he took your wrist, gazing at the culprit that made him lose control. A thin line in the skin of your finger and a trickle of blood. You watched anxiously as D brought your digit to his mouth. He kissed the skin tenderly before flicking his tongue across your injury. Your blood was sweet and it made him moan. You blushed deeply as D lavished your wounded finger with loving attention.
After several moments of silence D finally rose, lifting himself from you. Once he was back on his feet, he offered you a hand, helping you from the sand. He started to dig, knowing he could no longer go further in his journey until he rested. You helped him and when he was finally buried enough, you kept watch so he could recover.
At dark you looked at your finger in the flickering firelight the ghost of his gentle licks caressing your skin. You grinned shyly, catching a glimpse of the vampire hunter. Your heart began to pound in your chest. You couldn't deny you found him handsome and you couldn't deny that you harbored feelings for him. You wanted to be there for him, to show him that humans weren't so cruel. Maybe one day he would be accepted, but if not he would have you. You slowly shut your eyes the day finally catching up to you. Moments later D emerged from the shadows and sat down beside you. He stroked your cheek before covering you with his cape. He almost hurt you today and he felt immense guilt because of it. But unlike any other you stood before him and faced the side he hated with a bravery no one but you could possess. He was grateful and he didn't want to think of not having you. You mumbled tiredly and D arose so you could sleep peacefully, but like always he would be close and he would always be watching out for you.
#Vampire Hunter D X Reader#Vampire Hunter D / Reader#D X Reader#D / Reader#Vampire Hunter D#Vampire Hunter D Imagine#Imagine#Not My Gif#My Writing
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can i request william brat taming reader?? afab plss and i LOVE your writing!! tysm!!
ofc!! thank you so much for the complement! I love the thought of William brat taming, I bet he'd be really good at it. (Also this lowkey turned into a really long fic lmao so I AM going to write a part 2 tomorrow aaaah)
Minors DNI, TW: bdsm dom/sub bratty!reader, reader is wearing a collar, use of restraints
Afton comes home from work and it has NOT been a good day.
You knew the signs; the sound of his car door slamming, his shoes practically stomping onto the pavement below, and swearing as he fumbled for his keys. Today was not a good day at work for Mr. Afton. He was positively furious about something, and you knew he was going to take all of his frustration out on you. Of all the days you could have chosen to be a brat, this should not have been one of them.
You look into the living room and find him pacing furiously, muttering something to himself about "Henry" and "those god-damned parents". Noticing you out of the corner of his eye, he turns to look at you.
"You. Come over here right now."
You fold your arms. Why should you come over, when it's so adorable to watch him pace his way into a hole in the rug? Absolutely not. Part of you loved when he was like this, the angrier he got, the more fun he would have with you later.
"Awe my little whore thinks she's in charge. Get over here, now."
You should have listened. Really, you should have. But you just couldn't help your bratty ass now could you. Instead, you decide to commit the worst sin according to your Mr. Afton, you stick out your tongue.
He scoffed, his face getting redder. His head cocked to the side.
"You're feeling brave today aren't you love? Keep it up and see what happens."
God, you loved how his accent became thicker with rage. Sometimes you could barely understand the man. Watching him unravel into a mess of words and animalistic sounds drove you absolutely mad. Seeing him lose himself in you was such a thrill. You really, really should give in now, before this became much worse.
"Oh? What are you gonna do to me Mr. Afton? Are you gonna punish me?" You mocked.
He scowled and crossed his arms. You could practically see steam rising from out his ears.
"Yes, I am actually. Now get over here and let me spank you for being such a naughty little bunny."
Even after he raised his voice, you continue to refuse.
"Do I have to come and get you myself darling?"
A grin spread across your face. Was he challenging you? Oh yes, he was definitely challenging you. You were going to make him work for this. Excitement bubbles within you.
"I'd love to see you try, catch me if you can!"
You dash down the corridor and turn down one of the side halls. You hear a very loud British man begin raving and screaming behind you
"Oh you little---!
Laughter fills your ears. Your laughter, of course, but also Will's. He was laughing manically. It dawns on you that you have fucked up, big time. It was one thing for him to simply get mad and dominate you, but for him to start laughing? That's when you knew he had something truly terrible planned for you. You had to hide and wait for him to calm down, asap.
His footsteps were getting louder, closer. Turning down yet another corridor (his house is weirdly arranged, and you often find yourself lost in it), you flick on the lights and run into the basement. He has so much junk in there, there is no way he'd be able to find you if you tucked yourself away in there well enough.
Sitting in the back corner, you find the perfect place. You manage to hide yourself behind an animatronic you haven't seen him work on in ages. Holding your breath, you wait.
His footsteps stop at the top of the basement stairs. Shit, he must have seen you run into there. His ragged breath and laughter echo down the stairs, reverberating on the basement walls. He has really lost it this time.
Then, he does something unexpected. He takes a few steps down the stairs, before shutting the door behind him and flicking off the lights.
He has you trapped. You're so unfamiliar with the basement that there is no way you'd be able to navigate your way out of there without making a sound, or god forbid, bumping into him.
"Come out come out wherever you are." He sings.
Dear lord, he was feeling absolutely villainous. You knew he could be sadistic, but you've never seen him like this. You heard him shuffle, what could he be doing? Is he searching for you? Fear and arousal pool inside you.
"Aww come on little bunny, I thought you were being brave."
You could feel your heart beating in your ears. You didn't know how long you could hold or hide your breath, especially with how hot and bothered you were getting.
"Little bunny, where are you? I know you're in here. If you come out now I pinkie promise not to punish you.... too harshly."
That liar, you knew this was a fake-out. He isn't stupid enough to believe that would do the trick. You would wait him out, see who could last longer. A growing part of you wanted to submit, face the consequences, and end the torture early, but the rest of you was stubborn and wanted to see how far you could take this. You were already in deep shit, why not make it worse?
"Sweetheart... I can see you, you know."
What? There's no way, it's almost pitch black in here. Can this motherfucker see in the dark or something?!
"You're hiding behind that animatronic, I can see your feet. I can hear your breathing too love. Come out now, be a good girl."
Shit. He had you dead-to-rights. All of the stubbornness deflated out of you like a popped balloon. He won, you lost, and he knows it. You hate how wet this is making you. You wanted to win this time, but there's a reason he's the dom and you're the brat. He's just so much cleverer and smarter than you. You stood no real chance.
"Don't you want to be a good girl for Mr. Afton? Really now, I can see you curled up back there. Crawl out like the pathetic little loser you are. I'm not coming to get you this time."
The urge to submit builds within you. You know you shouldn't make this any worse for yourself. Reluctantly, you slide out from your secure hiding place. A light illuminates your figure. You see him sitting on the second to last step of the staircase, flashlight in hand.
"Ah, there you are. Come over here, now."
Before you can resist, you find yourself walking towards him. You were too tired to fight anymore.
"Good girl, now get on your knees."
You obey. His hand thrusts towards you and grabs you by your collar.
"Gotch'ya you little bitch! How dare you disrespect me?! You stupid little whore, there's at least a dozen animatronics down here, I just guessed you were hiding behind one! It's time to face the consequences doll."
(Part 2 coming tomorrow -- am too tired to write more tonight.)
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Jack and the reader have been going through a rough patch lately and not been able to see each other much, leading to lots of arguments, so he makes it up to her by taking time off from working and arranging a special night for the reader
love you too much to lose you
(jack harlow x reader)
bloo's notes: this is long and i am rlly proud of it. i was also writing this when i was harassed by a fucking spider...anyway. hope yall enjoy <3
4 am. it was 4 am and jack promised you he would be home by ten. you waited six whole hours for him. you sat on the couch with the tv on in the background and you were sitting on your phone. you were waiting for him. you heard the garage open and the sound of jacks car pulling in. you heard the car shut off and the garage door open behind you. you were pissed off. "where were you jack? you promised me that you would be home 6 fucking hours ago. not a single fucking text. not one "hey babe i'm gonna be late, don't wait up for me." jack i am so fucking tired. i haven't seen you in weeks. the most time i've spent with you in the last month was when we laid in bed talking to each other for 10 minutes." you ranted to him before turning around to see jack, clay, urban, and druski. all four of the boys were shocked. hell, you were even shocked to see them.
"umm we'll just excuse ourselves...good night y/n" clay spoke up and the three boys scurried past you to the opposite side of the house. they knew jack was in big trouble. jack cleared his throat and your attention was back onto him. his baby blues filled with disappointment. he was disappointed that he let you down and that you two haven't spent time with each other. "y/n i'm sorry, i really am. we just lost track of time at the studio." jack explained to you. he tried coming closer to you and grabbing your hand but you pulled away. "whatever jack, you promised me you would be home early tonight and you didn't show up. i'm going to bed." you said with an annoyed and upset tone. jack watched you walk up the stairs. "fuck" he whispered to himself and pinched the top of his nose bridge.
"yo, y/n is pissed at me and i need to make it up to her asap" jack told the boys as he walked over to the in home studio. "why didn't your dumbass just come home at a reasonable fucking time" clay asked his brother. "clay i need help so my girlfriend doesn't leave me, not a fucking lecture" jack replied to his brother. for the next hour jack, clay, urban, and drew came up with a plan to make it up to y/n.
it was about 5:30 am by the time jack made it to the bed you two shared. he tried to cuddle up next to you and for a second you let him but you realized that you were pissed at him and pushed him away from you. jack really fucked up this time and he was well aware of it.
It was 9:30 in the morning and jack needed to be out of the house before you. He had a busy morning ahead of him but he needed you out of the house. That's where Neelam comes into play. He asked Neelam to take you to brunch and then go shopping. you had woke up the minute you heard the garage door slam shut. you looked around your room "of course he's gone" you scoffed to yourself.
you saw that Neelam had asked if you wanted to get brunch and then go shopping for the rest of the day and you happily said yes. you got ready for the day and drove to neelam's place. you got there around 10:45. neelam had texted jack and told her that you would be with her the rest of the day and that he had nothing to worry about; she would get you home by 6 pm.
jack had got the boys up and assigned them their jobs. Urban was to clean the pool. Clay was to clean the patio. Drew was to set up the candle light dinner and table outside. Jack needed to find a fuck ton of flowers to fill the entire backyard.
It was now 5 pm and the boys had just finished everything up. The backyard looked beautiful. The table was set up under the gazebo where you and jack would be eating dinner. there was rose petals surrounding the pool and the gazebo. there were flowers everywhere; your favorite kinds to be exact. it was beautiful.
"thank you guys for helping me pull this together" jack told the boys. "we're glad to help" urban spoke up. "just don't keep fucking up, this shit took so much fucking time" drew said, earning a laugh from the group. "go fucking shower, you smell like ass and y/n won't fuck you smellin like that" clay said to jack, and in response jack flipped his little brother off as he walked into the house.
Jack took a shower and got dressed in a nice suit because he knew you loved when he dressed up. He looked at the time on his phone which read 5:30. you would be home soon.
jack looked at himself in the mirror once more before making his way down the stairs and being met with the boys once again. jack stuck his hands into his pockets as he talked to his friends. he fumbled with the little black box in his pocket and took it out of his pocket. this action caught the boys off guard. "Holy shit you're gonna propose to her?" they all said in unison. "yeah i been holding onto this for a few months and i feel like this is the perfect time to ask. jack was nervous.
the boys had left and it was just jack. he was alone in his thoughts. he suddenly heard a car pull up. you were right on time. you wore a cute, short white dress. jack giggled to himself as he saw you walk into the door. he thought it was funny how you were wearing a white dress on the day he would be asking you to be his forever.
you noticed jack wearing a suit. you were a bit confused...and turned on. "y/n, i am so fucking sorry baby. i promise from now on i will make more time, i will stick to my word, and i won't let you down" jack rushed out in one breathe. you walked over to him, still unaware of what was waiting for you in the backyard. "jack i'm tired of the fights. i miss my soulmate. i just wanna spend time with you. i love you" you said to him as you looked into his baby blues. he leaned down to put his forehead onto yours and you two engulfed each other in a long, hard kiss.
jack pulled away and took your hand. "i wanna show you something" jack said as he led you to the backyard. the minute your eyes met the backyard you started crying. "this is all for me?" you questioned and jack nodded, his curls bouncing. you felt so loved and so happy.
jack pulled you in front of him and you were still admiring the backyard. you didn't even notice that he was now on one knee and had a little black box in his hands. you gasped once you realized what was happening. "y/n y/m/n y/l/n, i have loved you for the past five years. i love you too much to lose you. i am forever grateful for you and i am blessed to have such a beautiful, strong, independent women in my life. I would be honored to call you my wife. i wouldn't wanna wake up next to anyone else but you, i wouldn't wanna argue with anyone else but you, and i wouldn't want anyone else to carry my children but you. I stand by that and i will stand by that for the rest of my life. will you marry me?" at this point, both of your were a crying mess. "yes, i will marry you jack. i love you so fucking much" you said before leaning down to kiss jack. once you pulled away he slipped on the large diamond onto your finger. "damn you look good with a ring on, should've put a ring on it sooner" jack whispered and you giggled. you loved everything about this night.
the two of you ate dinner and sooner or later made it to bed. "you looked so hot in that suit baby" you told your fiancé as you laid in bed. he plopped right on top of you and started kissing down your neck. "keep saying stuff like that and i might just put a baby in you" jack growled. "hmm a baby harlow, that doesn't sound too bad" you said out loud. jack's eyes glimmered, "really??" he questioned. he had been wanting a baby for so long but you held off. you nodded to him and giggled. it was an amazing night, you thought to yourself.
#jack harlow#jack harlow x you#jack harlow angst#jack harlow blurb#jack harlow fanfic#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow smut#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow x y/n#jack harlow drabble#come home the kids miss you#jack harlow fanfiction
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re: your last post about eastern european/turkish/etc films do you have any specific recommendations 👀
hell yes i do, i have a lot, and i'm gonna open this up to a wider net of countries in europe that i think just aren't getting enough attention when it comes to their cinema. i'm also keeping this limited to contemporary cinema.
romania:
the films of cristian mungiu are all amazing, especially 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days and beyond the hills (i'm watching his latest effort and that's what inspired that post btw). i also recommend tuesday, after christmas, and the death of mr. lazarescu. i haven't seen this next title but it comes highly recommended and looks amazing: collective, a documentary that is high on my list.
bulgaria:
viktoria. watch viktoria. it's on kanopy and i think it is a movie that is so beautiful and moving and challenging and it has just stuck with me since i saw it almost a decade ago. i miss maya vitkova so much, i want another film from her asap. another film i enjoyed was glory (2016), which i don't think anyone else i know has seen, but i saw it for a film festival i was working for at the time, and while we didn't program it, i vouched for it.
serbia:
no one's child, which is a film i saw at a festival as screening duty for the same festival i was working for when i watched glory. i fell in love with this film's uncompromising vision and recommended it, we programmed it, and it actually won our jury prize that year. so maybe i have taste.
bosnia/herzegovina:
watch quo vadis, aida? and never look back. best movie of 2020 (i got the year wrong in my last post, apologies)
hungary:
i am probably most excited to see what hungarian cinema is gonna look like after the last few years. a film i really liked recently is preparations to be together for an unknown period of time. there was a sweet little film that was at last year's sundance that was called gentle, and another sundance watch, a documentary from 2017 called a woman captured that made me sob. there's also son of saul, which is A Brutal Watch, be warned and read the imdb summary before you go into that one. also a really exciting filmmaker coming out of hungary is Ildikó Enyedi and her film on body and soul is really interesting.
turkey:
the film i mentioned in my other post was between two dawns, which is fascinating and heartbreaking. another one that i love is mustang (when i saw deniz's name on several episodes of perry mason i cheered lol).
lithuania:
lastly i wanted to give two films a shoutout from lithuania - the summer of sangaille, a visually beautiful film about two girls falling in love, and one of the most interesting films i saw at this year's sundance, slow, which is a gorgeous and unique love story.
i will leave you all with these -- i realized in consulting my lists that i don't have anything contemporary from czechia, which is embarrassing because that's my people lol, but i digress. feel free to continue recommending stuff in the comments - let's spread some love for world cinema!
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Hey Minnie! I feel like this is a bit embarrassing but I just read the one ask you responded to that talked about how you want Seb‘s MCU era to end? I feel like I missed something… is he not happy with his contract? Did something bad happen? :O
Hi lovely! Oh I'm sorry, I can imagine that's a little confusing if you maybe haven't seen my previous posts about it! Not embarrassing at all, and I'll try to explain it a bit better <3
The thing is that, while I love Stucky and I love a couple of MCU movies (specifically Cap 1 and 2), I am unfortunately not at all a fan of Marvel, for many reasons. One of those reasons is the ending of Endgame, and another is that I believe they failed to do Bucky's character justice big time, particularly in TFATWS. I stopped watching Marvel movies and shows after Endgame, and while I obviously love Bucky with all my heart, at this point I'm so scared of what else they're going to do to his character that I just want his storyline to end asap, and let Sebastian move on from Marvel and focus on other projects and collaborations. Ones that appreciate his talent and allow him to explore new things, grow as an actor and receive the acknowledgement and respect he deserves, you know? Although I can't tell you how Sebastian himself feels about any of this, and it's possible he's still perfectly happy doing Marvel stuff (though I have my doubts), I personally don't think Marvel can offer him any of that anymore, at this point.
Of course, that is just my opinion, and I absolutely do not blame anyone for feeling differently! If you want more Bucky and Seb in the MCU, then that's absolutely fine too and I'm not judging you. You'll most likely get what you want and I genuinely hope you'll enjoy it, too. Just, for me personally, Bucky's storyline should have ended with him living happily in Wakanda, preferably with Steve. Everything that happened after feels like an injustice to me, and I believe Bucky deserved better!
I hope that clears it up a bit, nonnie, but don't hesitate to let me know if you have any other questions! <3
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Okay so we all know that mingyu is utterly and unhelplessly whipped for Minnie. I need to know in what ways does it show ASAP. I need to feed myself some minmin moments 😭🥺
Mingyu being whipped? Some minmin moments? Say no more🤭
mingyu being a whipped puppy for minnie
series masterlist
word count - 3.3k
A/N: more to come! :) also: this was less asap than I wanted it to be, I’m sorry!! I still hope you enjoy it <3
her bittersweet vlog
"So," Minnie clapped her hands after she had put the camera down on the kitchen counter and pressed the record button. "Since this is supposed to be like a daily vlog for you, Carats, but I don't leave the house very often unless I really have to... I'm going to show you how I entertain myself here," she ended her opening speech of this scene with a smile.
In front of her, she had a book with some of the recipes she had written down, which she decided to pick up and show the camera.
"I'm going to be making this lemon cake today. I haven't done it yet, so I hope it's good," she put the book down, only to raise it again as she forgot to mention something important, "Oh, and Mingyu drew these, by the way. I can't draw that well," Minnie chuckled at her statement, "Sadly."
[why do I find this so adorable, jesus christ]
She got to work, gathering all of the ingredients, placing the camera in different places to get good shots and hoped the video to have the aesthetic she so desperately wanted to achieve.
With her hands in the batter, just like the recipe had told her to, she wasn't able to reach forward to pick up the camera again, so she called out for help,
"Mingyu!" Knowing that he was home, while Wonwoo had a photoshoot.
The female performer got a "Huh?" in return.
"Could you come here for a second? I need your help!" She brushed a hair that fell into her face away with her arm, trying to keep her dirty hands as far away from her as possible.
As soon as Mingyu had reached the kitchen, he stopped to look at what was happening on the counter, "What are you making?"
"Lemon cake," she simply answered with a smile before pointing to the small device in front of her, "Could you pick up the camera real quick and change the angle or like film from up here," showing him exactly what she meant. And she didn't need to say anything more.
[Videographer Kim Mingyu At Your Service]
He did as asked and started filming her hands for a bit before putting the camera down again, changing its position just like Minnie wanted him to. With this angle, both of them could be seen much better.
"It already smells really good," he complimented his fellow '97 Liner while supporting his body weight with a hand against the counter.
Minnie nodded, the corners of her lips curled into a proud grin, "I bought some new lemon extract. I think that's much better than the older one. But I also have never used this recipe before, so maybe that's just better. I hope it's good."
"Don't worry, everything you make tastes good," he smirked at her, his eyes going down to her lips, watching her bite down to hide a smile that was daring to show.
[DID YOU SEE THAT LOOK?!]
The clip gets repeated
[one more time]
And again. This time: zoomed in
[let's do it again bc i don't think y'all are seeing this]
One last time, now also focused on Mingyu's tongue that ran across his lips once his eyes met her mouth.
[i have no words]
Minnie shook her head, tilting it back slightly to somehow get the hair that had, once again, fallen over her shoulders, back to lay on her back. Mingyu noticed her movements and was quick to leave the room, only to come back a few seconds later, now with one of the girl's scrunchies in his hand.
"What-" she turned around as he moved to stand behind her, wondering what he was going to do, but stopped when she started to feel his fingers running through her hair, gathering it all up high on her head. He knew how to make a good ponytail and was determined to not disappoint, especially now that he knew she was filming.
[HE HAS TO HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE, you cannot change my mind]
[this man has tied a ponytail before and my god, i'm on my knees]
Mingyu was quicker than expected and rushed next to her, grabbing onto her shoulders to turn her towards him. She smiled up at the rapper once their eyes met, but his were focused on the new hairstyle he had given the female member.
"Do I look pretty?" She jokingly wondered with a chuckle, not expecting him to answer, but he took the question seriously and nodded with a smile,
"Very pretty."
[NO MINGYU]
[she was joking, dude why so serious?!?]
"Thank youuuu," she sang before directing her attention back to the batter and what she was supposed to do with it next as her hands were still in the bowl.
[i need someone like him]
Mingyu didn't even care to move, continuing to stand next to her, asking her how he could help.
[i'm not even joking anymore. i need him.]
[i don't know how i'll be able to just live my life without him doing this to me]
bittersweet mv behind the scenes
Minnie had to film some scenes during the shoot on her own, as only she was supposed to be in them. And even though it may only have been her in front of the camera, there were enough fans behind the camera, one getting caught by the cameraman that was filming the behind-the-scenes video for their youtube channel.
The camera was suddenly on Mingyu, making him jump, "Oh- you scared me," he chuckled nervously
[caught red handed mister]
"I didn't expect you to film me. You should focus on Minnie," he pushed the lens away from him and towards the girl, who was a few feet away from them.
[broooooooo]
But the cameraman had a different idea and just decided to film the rapper again.
"Why me?" He laughed again, "I'm not as pretty as Minnie." Then stopped for a few seconds before continuing, "That's why she gets her so many solo shots. She's the pretty one out of all of us."
[yk, i should be laughing at how whipped he is, but i wouldn't be any better if i was this close to minnie]
[props to him and wonwoo, i couldn't be friends with that goddess of a woman let alone live in the same dorm as her]
"Who is the prettiest out of all of us?" Wonwoo suddenly showed up in the frame.
[of course, as soon as she gets mentioned, boyfriend #2 is here too]
"Minnie," Mingyu simply stated as if it was the easiest question for him to answer.
The '96 Liner agreed, "Ah, of course." And the two nodded together.
TTT 2021 OMG
After finishing their short meeting at the café, the group made their way back outside, where a bus was already waiting for them. Everyone had their backpack or duffle bag with them. Everyone but one person. Minnie exited the café without anything on her shoulders or hands, but in front of her was Mingyu, carrying two bags at once.
[as if she wasn't strong enough to carry her own bag... wow mingyu...]
[is he THAT down bad? apparently]
-
"Minnie!" The familiar voice of the '97 Liner rapper came from the house, gaining the girl's attention, who had just been looking at the karaoke machine with Seungkwan.
"Yeah?" She answered him, her voice also loud enough for him to hear.
He poked his head outside, making the two younger ones turn towards him, "Are you hungry? Should I make something to eat?"
[this. this is all i'm asking for. is that too much]
Before she could answer, the '98 Liner beat her to it, "Yeah, I'm not hungry, thank you for asking." His salty comment made the girl laugh and hit his upper arm as she stumbled a few steps back before calming down again.
"I didn't ask you," Mingyu snapped back, "I asked her," nodding towards the female member.
"And what if she isn't hungry but I was?" Seungkwan continued picking at him, but the '97 Liner only shrugged,
"If she's hungry, then I'll make something and you can also have some of it. If not, then not."
[are you seeing how perfect he is?]
[minnie really has this man on her knees, but then again, same mingyu]
"Wow..." the younger one nodded slowly, "So that's how important I am to you."
"Exactly," the rapper simply stated, ignoring all emotions in this conversation, "So, Minnie? Hungry?"
"Ehm...," she turned to look at Seungkwan for a second, grinning at the now sulky singer before giving Mingyu her attention again, "Sure, I could eat something," to which he nodded, quickly disappearing inside the house again. "Do you need help?" She shouted, hoping he'd still hear her, getting a,
"No, don't worry!" In return.
Minnie took the remote for the machine into her hands, ready to turn it on, when Seungkwan interrupted her, "That guy does literally everything for you, doesn't he?" Making her laugh again.
"What do you mean?" Not looking him in the eyes as hers were fixed on the screen ahead of her, "He just wanted to annoy you. He would've made cooked something either way."
But the younger member just nodded, not believing a word she said, "Sure...," looking at the camera with raised eyebrows, sending it a look that clearly said 'i know something you don't'.
[YES SEUNGKWAN!]
[he knows, i swear to god, he KNOWS]
[spill the tea bestie]
their pictures on HIS ig profile
that weird stock gose episode
[this is one of my favourite moments of all time, I do not understand the game for the life of me, but the interactions we got were GOLDEN]
Minnie giggled as she continued moving from left to right quickly, trying to find a way to get past Wonwoo AND Mingyu, who were standing right in front of her, ready to catch her if she tried to run off.
"This is so unfair! Can I at least get a head start?" She whined out loud, suddenly stopping to catch her breath again.
"No," Mingyu chuckled at the struggling dancer, clearly amused by the scene.
She crossed her arms, slowly taking a few steps back, "Well, how the hell am I supposed to run from you if you don't even let me?"
"We're supposed to catch you anyways," Wonwoo answered her, making her stop and pout at him.
"Pleeeaaase," she tried to win them over with her puppy eyes, which would usually get her most of what she wanted, but for some reason, these guys were really serious about this game. "Just one head start, and then you can try to catch me all you want." But the duo just shook their heads at her, making her sigh. She thought for another few seconds, trying to think of a way to get out of there,
"Haohao!" She suddenly shouted, making both of the men turn around. Minnie took exactly that moment to run in the other direction, finally having managed to distract the duo.
"She tricked us!" Mingyu shouted and started running after her immediately. His fast footsteps behind her made the girl giggle, while the nerves inside of her took over her body - running was not one of her biggest strengths.
Within only a few seconds, the two rappers had caught up with her, each one of them taking one of her arms into their grip.
[the things i would do to be in a minwon sandwich.]
[scratch that. i want to be in a mimiwon burger]
Wonwoo and Mingyu started laughing, but at the same moment, someone passed them, gaining their attention once they noticed it was S.Coups.
"Help me!" Minnie whined out loud, trying to get out of the grip, even though she knew it wouldn't get her very far.
"I'm going after him," Wonwoo announced before leaving the two '97 Liners to themselves. The girl tried, once again, to get Mingyu's hand off her, now that her other arm was free, but his multiple hours and days at the gym had paid off too well.
"It's cute," he chuckled as he directed her towards the stairs to take her one floor up,
[please call me cute too]
[tell me what to do so mingyu will call me that too]
"but don't even try, you know you can't run that fast."
His comment made Minnie slap his chest, chuckling at the comment since she knew he was right.
"Let a girl dream," she told him, following him upstairs until they reached the chairs, where Dino was already waiting.
-
After reviewing the first round, the other team was about to get released again, so Minnie got ready to chase them again, but she was stopped by the soft touch of a hand on her shoulder. She turned to the side, finding Mingyu focused on her head. Without commenting, he reached up to fix some of the strands of her hair that had gotten dishevelled from all of the running. She smiled up at him.
"Thank you." Getting a squeeze of her cheeks and a grin in return.
[NO. This is actually getting too much]
[I WANT TO GET SQUEEZED LIKE THAT]
[at this point, I'm convinced that not only he's whipped, but she's too]
the way he looks at her <;/3
minnie and driving
"Who's the best and who's the worst driver?" Joshua read one of the questions for their interview out loud. While some of the members started thinking about their answers, Hoshi was quick to respond,
"Best Mingyu, worst Minnie." The girl immediately turned towards him, shock written across her face,
"Excuse me?! Why am I the worst driver?" She was still trying to wrap her head around what the performance team leader had just said, whereas the rapper had already started celebrating in his chair.
A nervous chuckle left Soonyoung's lips, "You never drive."
"That's true," Seungkwan added himself into the conversation, throwing the girl into another second of disbelief.
"Because Mingyu doesn't let me!" Her frustration made the rest of the group erupt in laughter. Jeonghan was the first to catch himself again, turning to her,
"What do you mean he doesn't let you drive?"
"I do! She's lying," Mingyu suddenly defended himself, only to get sent a death glare from the girl.
"No, you don't. You're lying!" She pointed at him angrily, her eyebrows scrunched as Vernon ran his fingers across them, reminding her of her wrinkles - a joke he had kept up ever since she found the first wrinkle on her forehead.
"I do let her drive," Mingyu ignored her outburst, turning towards the camera with a smile.
"No, he doesn't," she copied his actions, "Every single time I want to drive somewhere, he literally goes 'oh no, don't worry, I'll drive you'."
"Because I'm such a nice friend," he grinned at her, but Minnie only scoffed.
[he's so annoying, but in such a loving way, ugh, i hate it]
"Mh..."
"But why do you actually not let her drive?" DK suddenly wondered, making the others nod in agreement as it had turned into quite an interesting subject.
Mingyu took a deep breath,
[jesus, he's preparing an entire speech for this]
"I do," he repeated, fixing the fit of the jacket he was wearing, "I just think it's safer for her and everyone else on the street if I drive her."
[MINGYU]
While all of the guys erupted in a loud "aww", Minnie looked at him in disbelief,
"You just called me a bad driver," she stated, to which he nodded, an awkward grin still on his lips.
[THEY'RE BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, WHAT IS THIS]
"Then how am I supposed to ever get better if you don't let me practice?" She decided to pick at him some more, but there was not much she could do.
Mingyu smiled at her, "It's okay. I'll drive you forever."
[personal chauffeur?! sign. me. UP.]
mingyu vlive 220113
"Minnie!" Mingyu shouted with the same smile still on his lips after reading her comment.
A faint "What?!" could be heard from the other room.
"Come here!" His voice was still echoing loudly through the entire flat.
"Why?" Minnie wondered, not wanting to move from her position on her bed.
Mingyu rolled his eyes in front of the camera, before shouting again, "Just come here for a second!" He smirked into the camera as soon as he heard the soft footsteps approaching the living room, where he had been sitting on the floor for the entire duration of the Vlive.
"What?" Minnie's voice could still only be heard in the background. He ushered her to come closer.
[THE SPARK IN HIS EYES]
[DON'T TELL YOU DO NOT SEE THAT]
Only his eyes were seen on the entire screen, concentrating on the small light reflecting in his eyes as well as focusing on the loving facial expression the rapper held.
Suddenly he chuckled, "Why not?" Answering her, assuming Minnie had shaken her head.
"I'm not wearing any make-up," she tried to whisper, but the microphone of Mingyu's camera still caught it, and the fans were quick to spam the comments, which the '97 Liner noticed.
"They don't care," he told her, "Carats want to see you."
"I don't look good right now," she just responded again, to which he was quick to shut her up,
"No, stop. You still look beautiful."
[MINGYU]
[MINGYU, STOP IT]
Minnie chuckled as she scolded him, "Don't say that on a live stream!"
"Why not?" He wondered, his eyebrows shooting up in shock, scared that he had just said something he shouldn't have.
[Pls, he's so worried :(]
Before she was able to answer, he directed his question to Carats again, "Minnie always looks pretty, right guys?" Making her chuckle and turn around, only to be stopped by his voice again.
[BRO, WE GET IT, YOU'RE WHIPPED]
"Wait! See! They all say how pretty you are. Come on," ushering her to come closer once again.
[He's so desperate, it's actually so cute haha]
"Mingyu," she whined, but it only made him chuckle, watching her pout in front of him. They shared a moment of just looking at each other before the female performer gave in with a sigh, taking small steps towards him, making him move to the side a bit, expecting her to take a seat next to him, but she stopped and only lowered her head to finally be in the frame.
"Hi guys," she waved into the camera, and only a second later, the comment section exploded.
[why is she so shy, she's literally so beautiful, I can't with her]
"See," Mingyu pointed towards the comments, to which she sat down on the couch and leaned forward to be able to read them better, smiling at each and every single word their fans had written.
"Thank youuu," she smiled shyly, still covering her mouth behind the sleeve of the hoodie she was wearing.
[Side note, but I had to add it: THAT'S WONWOO'S ESSENTIALS HOODIE]
"Happy?" Minnie provocatively wondered, looking straight at him, whereas he just continued gazing at her with the bright grin on his lips, nodding his head,
"Very."
The girl shook her head, "Unbelievable," and muttered under her breath before directing her attention back to the phone, "Carats, good luck with him, he's weird today."
"Just because I called you pretty?" He wanted to know, his eyes not leaving her form as she stood back up to make her way into her room again.
"You're weird," she just repeated, leaving him with a chuckle by himself again.
"Carats, don't worry, I always tell her she's beautiful," he just casually commented, not realising that this would be the beginning of a flood of fan comments, screaming and typing all sorts of things.
[i actually punched my keyboard when i first watched and when i rewatched this]
[this man is uneblivable]
Taglist: @shrynkk @chaebb @lunarxsun @hoe4wonwoo @kimhyejin3108 @soobzao @billboard-singer @cosmicwintr @zwiehe
#minnie 🌷#Minnie x mingyu#minmin#ft: minnie🌷#minnie fan videos#seventeen 14th member#seventeen oc#seventeen#mingyu
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catching up!! watching 911 season 7 episode 1!! let's goooo
the first three minutes of this episode are like "athena watched a cruise ship disaster on tv and it affected her for life. here's a cruise ship disaster we're putting on your tv (hehehe)."
i briefly stop watching mayday/air crash investigation episodes, only to STILL see a plane crash into a house. let's get greg feith and his excellent colorful ties in here asap
okay not actually technically relevant but. i googled "greg feith ties" and found this:
and the answer is no!! shut up!!
anyway. bi buck and his bi saw! (i may be too early.)
ahhh, the face i've already seen a dozen times:
buck was missed. <3
god, i love chimney. presumably this honeymoon life plan of his isn't going to work out perfectly smoothly, but it's adorable.
athena's dress is great, but this is a prime Just Talk To Bobby Please sort of worry she's having. i mean, literally, talk to him, and she'll probably find they do have things to talk about.
THREE DATES A WEEK. yeah, there we go (affectionate), that's gonna be a mess. very sweet, very stupid!
a spreadshEET. i love themmm. still very stupid though!!
"except only in one case is there underlying sexual tension [sprays using phallic looking object at hip height]" is definitely a little insane, you were all correct. also EXTREMELY a conversation that feels like they knew what they were doing, considering i now know where this is going
eddie is a nester! he nests!
christopher doesn't get this from eddie, implying he gets it from buck somehow. feelingssss.
god. buck taking save the trees a bit too figuratively:
throwing the champagne glasses to the side while you're in the pool is i guess a cool carefree no fucks given thing to do in theory, but it's going to be so much less cool and carefree when you step in the glass while walking around barefoot later. i mean, on top of the waste of a perfectly good glass
i HAD seen the angsty mom-left-us (and eddie is listening in) part of the buck&chris conversation, but not the entire part before it with buck very earnestly trying to find his way through this parenting talk eddie enlisted him for, and it's great, i love it.
"i feel like you're trying to avoid me." < thank you for Saying The Thing, bobby.
lola is resting..... this man has blood behind his ear...... this is 911...... he killed lola?
"i don't think we're gonna see much of lola any time soon." oh, she's VERY dead. and/or locked in their cabin, which would potentially be good and dramatic when the ship starts sinking
he made a list!! love you, bobby
athena going full "norman peterson murdered his wife!!!" and bobby being very convinced that he didn't and athena is making things up to avoid him is a) finally a funny turn for this subplot and b) even funnier in light of bobby's behavior in the rear window episode.
"... o-or he murdered his wife." i love when this show does comedy and the timing is just right. thank you, peter krause
one of the things about this show that i still think was a terrible writing choice is the way they killed shannon, so i'm glad they're at least dealing with the impact all of the parental shuffling and absence had on christopher. it's great that they brought the actress back for that one moment.
"did i read the spreadsheet wrong?", reminding me of the spreadsheet, and "did something else happen on a call?", meaning maddie immediately knows what would have changed chimney's mind again - maddie and chimney are flawless, no notes.
THEY took lola!! so that's how the ship activity manager or whatever that guy with the weird vibe's job is will turn out to be evil and/or in evil cahoots with lola
dongle. i haven't heard that word in forever. didn't know they were being used for bitcoin
oh, 911. just a ship in a weather-related emergency isn't enough, we also need terrorists holding everyone hostage. at times i could almost start to think i was watching h50
#911#*#if i do it this way watching four episodes will take me about three times as long but that's okay. i'm extending my stay in 911 world
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Oh do I have FEELINGS about the new ep of Kiseki Dear to Me (Ep 5)
Y'all already know I'm invested hardcore into Ai Di and Chen Yi...I need both of them to confess immediately and kiss and make up about 17 times. They are the new generation of murder husbands and I want to see them in domestic bliss ASAP.
But Jhe Ruei...I was never off of him, I just suffer from second couple syndrome on the regular, but like...he's an interesting character. His observations of Ai Di and Chen Yi were immaculate. But also his interactions with Zong Yi are kinda throwing me off. Like...he likes him, he knows it, but our preview for next week shows him turning Zong YI down??? What's going on there? And I don't disagree with his reasoning, Zong Yi is 17, that is the correct response, but...then why was he putting himself in the situation, as the adult in control? You know????
Because this isn't just a case of it came out of nowhere, like I guess he realized he liked Zong Yi kind of out of the blue in like ep 1/2...but he flirts with Zong Yi. That's him doing something on purpose. And he came back. Like they could have left it at he's a substitute teacher now, but Jhe Ruei keeps being the one to get close.
Like, is this a bad guy suddenly grows a conscience situation?? I'm willing to bet at the very least there's some sort of misled noble reasoning behind him turning Zong Yi down that's based on more than just his age. Like he doesn't want him too close because it could be dangerous, or he doesn't want Zong Yi to risk his potentially auspicious future as a doctor on his lowly criminal self...you know, that BS.
Either way this was a VERY interesting episode to watch. We got a lot of very interesting insight into all of our main players. Also if you haven't seen it, you need to check out this post about Chen Yi and Ai Di's costuming...immaculate.
The storyline could use some sharpening, I agree there, honestly that seems to be the theme of a lot of recent shows at the moment, they needed a script doctor (I'm looking at you BMS, Dinosaur Love, and Love Class 2).
#kiseki dear to me#taiwan BL#Taiwanese BL#Chen Yi x Ai Di#jhe ruei x zong yi#Ze Rui x Zong Yi#ZeRuei X ZongYi
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Five Songs I'm Into Right Now
Tagged by @sealrock - thank you! I don't get to talk about music often :>
Tagging: @gatheredfates @iron-sparrow @archaiclumina @airis-ray @vasheden @ungrateful-cyborg @ahollowgrave
My favorite song list depends on my mood, the weather where I live, the weather at a point equidistant from the equator in the opposite direction, the end results of 6 daisy-chained random number generators, my current hyperfixation, and how much front-end code I've had to deal with that week; but for y'all. I will try and compile a list of my general go-to songs of the now.
Fair warning that I don't latch to lyrics often, so there's not gonna be any like. Insanely cool quotes or nothin. I tend to like things based on melody and rhythm.
[Pegasus Seiya] - The Struts
I don't even go here, but I was introduced to this song by my brother-in-law who represented it to us as an absolute banger. He was 100% correct, there are hundreds of lines of code that have that song on repeat to thank.
[Yellow Line] - James Shimoji
If you haven't seen REDLINE, do yourself a favor and do so asap. We advertise it as "seven years hand-drawn" because that's exactly what it is! It also has a kickass soundtrack, and this is the first song that you hear in the movie.
[Sleep Walking Orchestra] - BUMP OF CHICKEN
Yeah, yeah, me and everyone else watching Dungeon Meshi. This song got me through 7.6 kilometers, mostly uphill, when we were walking part of the Nakasendo. It really feels like a "my friends and I are on a big adventure!" kind of D&D song, and since we went in a group of 9 this really had that feeling!
[1] - MOB CHOIR
All of the Mob Psycho openings are excellent, but the third season's is my favorite. Something about the melody of the bridges is really quite excellent, and the chorus is a banger. Also not gonna lie, "So do what you can now" is something that pops into my head whenever I try and put things off.
[Twister] - Takeharu Ishimoto
Specifically the original. I'm way back into TWEWY music since I had a minor religious experience playing "Calling" through my bluetooth headset while standing in the Shibuya Scramble, and there's little that beats OG Twister. It was a perfect choice for the accompaniment of the opening - it really sets up expectations for the vibe of the game perfectly.
#really i should have some showing by linkin park because they are my favorite band overall#but these are what the brainworms coughed up and so here we are#also seeing some correlation between my love of REDLINE and twewy. both very strong stylistically very tightly designed#both make excellent use of their soundtracks to cement the vibe#...both have heavy use of full black-as-shadow#there's likely a name for that in art but ~shrugging emoji~#the mun speaks#tagged
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Here's a request:
Platonic or romantic, your choice, Leo showing off some skateboard moves.
omg when I say I got so into writing this
I stayed up until 6am writing this yesterday. I am not kidding. I just really wanted to finish it so I could post it asap
anyway I hope you like it, this is the longest fic I've written so far
Sweet Tricks and Sweeter Feelings
leonardo x reader, friends to lovers
cw: literally nothing
word count: 3838
One evening, you started on a walk, or rather a ride, to a new skate park you had just recently discovered. While doing some business over on that side of town, you had a bit of free time to yourself, and decided to explore since you didn't go to that side of town much. You eventually stumbled upon an abandoned building, and your curiosity got the better of you. After looking around for an entrance, you somehow found an unlocked door that led inside. After making your way around to what seemed to be the main area, you found yourself looking at what seemed to be a well maintained skatepark.
“Woah, what is this? I've never seen this before…must not have been taken down when this place was closed. Someone's certainly been working hard to keep this place nice.”
Now, returning here, it was certainly a different vibe at night. Walking around to the unlocked door, you heard noises coming from inside, as if someone was also using the skatepark. As you made your way inside, you looked around for the source of the noise. You could barely make out a dark figure skating around the park. As you sat and watched in awe at all of their amazing tricks, they came a little too close and noticed you standing there.
“Oh! Hello there, you-”
“Augh! I'm sorry, I-I'll leave-”
“Wait, no, you're fine! I just didn't expect to see anyone else here.”
“You could say the same here. Those were some sweet tricks you were hitting, uh… what's your name? Don't think you mentioned it.”
“Oh, my apologies, you can call me Leonardo, or Leo for short. How about yourself, mysterious friend?”
“I'm y/n.”
“Well, y/n, since you're here, would you like to join me for some late night skating?”
“Yeah! Let's do this!”
After a couple hours, Leonardo announced that it was time for him to return home. It was pretty late, so you decided to head home yourself.
“When are you planning on being here again?”
“Oh, my brothers don't like me being out this late too much, so really only once a week.”
“You have brothers? How many?”
“Just 3.”
“Do they ever come out here?”
“Not that I know. I haven't told anyone about this place.”
“Not even your brothers?”
“Nope. I love them to death, don't get me wrong, but when I'm with them all day every day, a little time away can be nice.”
“I understand that. Well then, I'll see you next week, same place, same time?”
“Only if you show up.”
“It's a deal!”
Next week, you entered through the doors of the abandoned building and sure enough Leonardo was there, skating just as before.
“Yo!” you called out.
“There you are, I was getting a bit worried that you had bailed on me.”
“Sorry, I live on the other side of town. Yeah, no, I would have felt terrible. I wouldn't have even had a way to tell you, which would have made it all the worse.”
“You want my number? Easiest way to contact me.”
“Oh, sure.” You and Leonardo exchanged numbers, but while he was typing his number into your phone, you noticed some red marks on his face through his mask he was wearing.
“Is that…blood?”
“Hm?”
“On your face there.”
“Oh, um…no…”
“Then what is it, if it's not blood?”
“It's, um…I'll show you next week. But you have to show up.”
“Aw, what? Fine. Is it like a personal thing?”
“Kind of. A lot of people are often surprised when they see what it really is.”
“It can't be that bad. C'mon, lemme see!”
“Next week! If you show up.” You begrudgingly agreed as Leonardo started skating again. Realizing you hadn't yet even touched your skateboard, you followed suit.
After another long night of skating, Leonardo headed home, and so did you. On the way home, you texted Leonardo, thanking him for his time and reminding him of his promise.
-you better show me what's under that mask next week
-chill bro, all you gotta do is show up. I'll have you know I'm not one to break my promises.
-we'll see about that
-we will, won't we?
You smiled as you looked up from your phone. The curiosity was killing you, but you trusted that he would show you.
The next week passed slower than usual. If you weren't doing something, your mind would eventually drift to Leonardo. What was hiding that he couldn't show you immediately? You theorized about many different possible options, but you couldn't truly know until you met up with him again.
But slow as it was, the week finally passed and it was time to see what Leonardo had been hiding. You walked through the new familiar doors and looked around for Leonardo.
“Boo!”
“Augh! You- stupid- whatever.”
“C'mon, just a little joke. You aren't mad, are you?”
“No, I can't really get mad at you for that. I just get easily spooked.”
“I can tell.”
“Oh, shut up about it. Now how about we see what's under that mask?”
“Right. Now, before I do this, I should warn you. Whenever I show this to someone, they usually don't want to associate with me anymore. I've heard it all, so whatever you say probably won't hurt me. And whatever you think it is, I can guarantee it's not that. Do you still want to see?”
You paused and thought for a second before saying yes. He made you close your eyes while he took the mask off. When he said he was ready, you opened your eyes to see…
“A…stripe? Wait, you're a…turtle?!”
“Yep. What do you think? Be honest.”
“That's, like…awesome! I can't really think of a better way to put it.”
“So…you like it?”
“Totally! What would I not like about a walking, talking, skateboarding turtle?”
“Well, most people see me and think I'm sort of a rejected lab creation, and while they're not wrong they usually carry a negative connotation with it.”
“It's probably just because they don't get to know you. You're awesome!”
“Aw, thanks.”
“Wait, does that mean your brothers-”
“Are turtles too? Yep.”
“Woah. Can I meet them?”
“Uh, maybe next week? I don't think they would exactly be fond of me bringing home a human unannounced.”
“Do they even know about me? Have you told them?”
“Well I've mentioned you once or twice, but they don't even know anything about you. They don't even know that you know I'm not human.”
“Oof. Well, you better tell them because I totally want to meet them now.”
“Haha, I think I can work something out. But for now, I wanna see your cool tricks! We keep getting distracted.”
During your late night skate session, you had to stop for a second because you were hungry. Leonardo stopped as well and walked over to where you were standing, slouched over.
“Hey, you good? Looking a little weak there.”
“Yeah I’m okay, I just forgot to eat before I came here.”
“Woah, that’s not good. Hm…oh! I know this good Asian place down the road from here, it should still be open.”
“Oh, I love Asian food, and I totally would, but I don’t have any money on me.”
“Eh, I can cover you.”
“What? You don’t have to do that.”
“Please, allow me. I would feel bad if you were to faint from hunger under my watch.”
“Well, if you insist, I’m not going to refuse.”
“Come on, then. Follow me, I’ll take you there. You need some help?” You nodded as Leonardo grabbed your hand and started leading you out of the building. He slowly led you out of the building and down the streets.
“You doing okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine-” You were silenced by the sound of your stomach growling from hunger.
“Maybe not. Here, stand back.”
You stepped back as Leonardo pulled out what seemed to be a sword. He started moving it in a circle until a portal appeared in front of you.
“You can make portals too?!”
“It’s a long story. Maybe I’ll tell you one day, but for now we need to get you food. Come on, this should lead us straight there.”
You cautiously followed Leonardo through the portal, and stepped out on the other side right next to the restaurant.
“Wow, that was impressive. Can your brothers do that?”
“No, but they have their own special abilities. And anyway, how are you not focused on your hunger? You’re nearly starving.”
Leonardo led you inside, and the lady behind the counter greeted the two of you.
“Hello, you two! Out on a little late night date, are we?”
You just chuckled at the comment, but Leonardo was quick on his feet.
“A date? I mean, one could call it that. Only if you want.” He looked at you as he said that.
“I wouldn’t mind that.” Leonardo ordered for the both of you, and you sat down at a table to wait for your food.
“You should ask your brothers if I can meet them. I’m really curious about them.”
“Man, you are quite insistent on meeting my brothers, huh?”
“Well, it’s not every day that you learned that you’re actually friends with a mutant turtle, let alone that he has brothers who are also mutant turtles! And you’re super awesome and nice, so I bet they are too! Why would I not want to meet them?”
“Well since you have to be so nice about it, I guess I can ask them. I have no clue if any of them will be up this late, though, so I can’t promise a fast result.”
“That’s okay. Oh, but when am I going to meet them? Or where? I have no clue where you guys live.”
“Well, we’re pretty free, so whenever you have time during the day probably works for us. As for where…”
“What about your place? I think it would probably be a good idea to meet them in their natural environment, y’know, so they don’t have to feel stressed or anything like that.”
“That’s not a bad idea. Although, nothing about our home would be considered normal.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“Well, for starters it’s pretty big. And it’s underground. We’ve got a lot of cool stuff as well. We have an arcade room, a humongous garage, a skate ramp…”
“You have a skate ramp inside your home?! No wonder you’re so good at skating.”
“Oh, stop it.”
The waiter came over with the food, and made another comment about the two of you.
“Here’s your food, nice and hot. Don’t stay here just talking too long now.” Leonardo took this opportunity to show you how sharp his wits truly were.
“Nice and hot, huh? The food’s not the only nice and hot thing here.”
“Are you…talking about me?”
“Maybe, maybe not. You’ll never know.”
“Oh, you’re so stupid. I’m eating, you have fun doing whatever you’re doing over there.”
You and Leonardo finished up your food, and finalized your plans to meet up with his brothers. Much to Leonardo’s surprise, all of his brothers responded before you finished eating, and all of his brothers had agreed to meet you in their home.
“Thank you so much for everything tonight. Definitely one of the best nights I’ve had in a while.”
“It was my pleasure, only the best for my best skateboarding friend.”
“You’re too kind. I’m excited to meet your brothers.” You and Leonardo started walking out after saying good night to the employees.
“I’m sure they’ll love you. Have a good night!”
“You too, Leonardo!”
A few days later, Leonardo texted you to help you get to his home to meet his brothers.-now turn left and you should see an alleyway down the street. once you get there, just wait a couple of minutes and I’ll be there to lead you the rest of the way.
-I better not be getting kidnapped
-wow, I buy you food and this is how you treat me? you’re lucky I even let you in at all.
-okay, okay, I trust you. happy now?
-I guess
-how about dinner on me next time?
-wow, making moves huh? you’re slick
-...I don’t even know what to say anymore.
During the texting, Leonardo had snuck up behind you. He scared you when he spoke up.
“How about you come say hello to my brothers?”
“Damn it Leo- would you stop scaring me?”
“It’s so cute the way you react when you get scared though. And I don’t mean any harm, I hope you know that. Now, come on, you’ve been waiting a while for this, haven’t you?”
“I sure have. Where are we headed?”
“Look down.” Confused, you looked down to see a manhole at your feet. You looked back at Leonardo, and he gestured you to move out of the way as he lifted the manhole cover.
“It’s not as bad as you think.”
“Well, I’ve gone this far.”
As you climbed down into the manhole, Leonardo started to lead you through the sewers. He seemed to know these dreary hallways like the back of his hand. After several minutes of walking through the sewers, you eventually saw a light coming from somewhere up ahead. You followed Leonardo down the hall, until eventually reaching the end, where he began something of a grand introduction.
“Welcome to my humble abode. Hey guys, they’re here!” As he presumably called to his brothers, you stood in awe as you took in everything that was in front of you. It was bigger than you could have ever imagined. There were so many rooms, so much graffiti all over the walls, string lights everywhere. Leonardo grabbed your hand and pulled you along to somewhere else though.
“C’mon, it’s time!” Your excitement could hardly be contained as Leonardo led you to the bottom layer of the area. Leonardo stopped in front of what you assumed were his brothers.
“y/n, meet my brothers. This is Raphael.”
“You can just call me Raph. Leo’s mentioned you a few times, but it’s nice to finally meet you in person.”
“This is Michelangelo.”
“Hello! I’ve been super excited to meet you! Leo says you’re really good at skateboarding. You’ll have to show me your moves later!”
“And this is Donatello.”
“Hello, nice to meet you. I do have a nickname, but I reserve it for people who are close to me. I mean no offense with this, as I’m sure you’re a kind individual, but I just don’t know you very well. With time you should be able to call me by my nickname.”
“Well, hello, everyone. My name is y/n. I’ve haven’t really heard much about any of you, but assuming you’re anything like Leo, then we’ll probably get along.”
“Well, how about we show you around? I’m sure you’ll get to know them along the way.” Leonardo and his brothers proceeded to show you around the very large area in which they lived. Along the way, you managed to pick up a few tidbits of information about each of his brothers. Raph was the oldest and seemed to be the leader of the group, but he also had a very soft heart. Mikey was the youngest of the four and was definitely the creative one. Donatello was the smart one, and was often very direct about everything.
“So how did you meet Leo, anyway?”
“Well, one of my hobbies happens to be skating, and one night when I went out to skate, he was the only one at the skatepark I went to. Then we kinda made plans to meet up there every week.”
“So that’s what you’ve been doing! Leo sometimes comes home late at night with a big smile on his face and just a little happier than usual, but he never mentioned you when he did that. Now I’m starting to put some dots together.”
“Well, that can happen when you hang around such an amazing skater such as myself.”
“How about you live up to that claim, huh? Show us some moves.” Leonardo finally spoke up. You took it as a challenge, and everyone headed over to the skate ramp.
After showing everyone what you could do on a skateboard, and a couple more hours of just hanging out with the turtles, you eventually had to head home. After saying your goodbyes, Leonardo showed you the way out.
“See you soon!”
“Yeah! If you ever want to come back over, just text me!”
“Will do!”
However, you would remain oblivious to the conversation that was about to follow.After walking you out, Leonardo started walking back to his room, but little did he know that Michelangelo was following him.
“Ah, man, that was nice. Now time to lay back and-”
“Oh, Leo~”
“Mikey? Did you need something?”
“Mmmm, not exactly.”
“Then what’s up?”
“I should be asking you that. Seems you and y/n have a little something going on.”
“Yeah, we hang out quite a bit. It’s been pretty nice.”
“Leo, I’m going to get straight to the point. I think it’s pretty obvious you like them.”
“Woah, that’s quite an assumption. Care to run me through your thought process here?”
“Well first off, you regularly went to hang out with them, a human. That doesn’t happen very often. Next, you revealed the fact that you’re a mutant turtle. You don’t exactly do that for everyone. And they told me about your little “date” you went on. Listen, Leo, you know I’m the expert on these things, you can’t hide them from me.”
“…Fine, I’ll admit it. They’re just so…I don’t know how to describe it. Something about them just draws me to them.”
“I think it’s because you guys are so similar. You bounce off of each other. I’d give it a bit more time, but you should tell them how you feel.”
“Ahh, I don’t know. It’s hard. I think they just see it like a normal friendship.”
“You never know until you try. Like I said, give it some time and we’ll see where it goes. I’ll be your wingman, give you tips and tricks. And I’ll keep on the down low, but I can’t promise that Donnie and Raph won’t find out. That’s out of my control.”
“Heh, thanks.”
A few weeks passed, and you hung out with Leonardo and his brothers more and more. You learned more about each of them, but you noticed Mikey being particularly weird whenever you and Leo were hanging out.
“Raph, have you noticed anything weird going on between Leonardo and Michelangelo?”
“Yeah, but I haven’t been able to figure out what they’re up to. I think it might have something to do with you, though.”
“Me?”
“Well I can’t be sure, but I feel like I often overhear your name in their conversations.”
“Oh, that makes me all the more nervous about what they’re doing.”
“Eh, knowing them, it can’t be anything bad. I wouldn’t worry too much.”
“If you say so. I’ll trust your judgment on this one.”
A few months had passed now, and you were a lot more comfortable with your turtle friends. You were allowed in their home at any time, and Donatello had even come to know you well enough for him to let you call him Donnie. Leonardo made his classic one liners. Raph and Michelangelo often cheered you on whenever you showed off your moves on the ramp in their home. But nothing ever came of Leonardo and Michelangelo’s scheming, and over time you forgot about it. However, it never stopped and you would soon come to learn what it was all about.
One night, Leo had texted you, asking you to meet up at the entrance to their home.
-make sure to bring your skateboard, I’ve got a little surprise for you
-it’s pretty late leonardo, you better have something good
-I think you’ll like it
You arrived at the meeting spot, with Leonardo already waiting for you.
“Hop on your board, we’ve got a long ways to go.”
Leo started, leading you through all the secret alleyways and tunnels. You managed to keep up, but your legs were starting to get tired from the distance you were riding.
“Are we there yet?”
“Almost, just another minute or two.”
By this point, you were on the outskirts of town. Leonardo was headed further and further away from the city. You were becoming more and more curious as to where he was taking you. Eventually you stopped at the bottom of a hill.
“I won’t make you ride up this. Follow me.”
Again he pulled out his sword and made another portal. You trusted it would take you to the top of the hill, and it certainly did. What you didn’t expect was a little area hidden in the brush which had a perfect view of the city.
“Woah, Leo, this is insane. How did you find this?”
“Spots like these are my specialty. Come, sit.”
He invited you to sit next to him and watch the city, which looked very different at night.
“Is there a reason you brought me out here?”
“Uhm, yes, actually. I’ve been reserving this spot for a special occasion. Y’know, we’ve been hanging out a lot these past few months, and we’ve come to know each other pretty well. But there’s something about myself I haven’t told you, and I think it’s pretty important that you know.”
“Okay, go ahead. I’m listening.”
“I-I really like you. You’re just a cool person, and when we hang out or go skating together, I don’t know, something about you just seems that much cooler. And the fact that you’re even willing to hang out with me in the first place is already amazing. I understand if you don’t return the feelings, I just-”
“Wait, so all of those stupid pick up lines were actual attempts at trying to get with me?”
“Kind of? Most of them were jokes, but they did actually mean I liked you.”
“Well, funnily enough, those pick up lines kind of worked…”
“What do you mean?”
“Well when we first met, I did just see you as a good friend. But I think your sense of humor accidentally made me like you too. I didn’t say anything because I thought that was just you being you, and I didn’t think those stupid little pick up lines meant anything. So I just left those feelings alone, destined to be banished to the recesses of my mind for the rest of eternity.”
Leonardo paused for a moment, before wrapping his arms around you in a tight hug. You returned the gesture.
“So, are we like, together now?”
“Only if you want.” Leonardo smiled.
“I wouldn’t mind that.” You smiled back at him before turning your head back to look at the city. This was certainly a surprise you liked.
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Criminal Justice (2007)- Episodes 1-5. Watching Con O'Neill's old stuff cause it's fun. Day #? RALPH STONE!
Warnings: Murder. Blood. Drug Use. Needle Use/Injection is shown on the scene. Drunk driving. Accused/discussed sexual assault. Abusive parents, grief, and general bullshit in the justice system.
Should you watch this if you haven't: YES! Five episodes, each being an hour, but if you don't have any issues with the warning, it should be a fun time. I was on the edge of my seat for most of this show and Con is a very important character! He is on screen more than most of his other tv parts and is having a great time. It's a story about one defendant and the shit that goes down as he's tried for the crime.
Special thanks to:
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The Usual Suspects! I would love to hear your thoughts about this show down alone! I want to thank all of you for following me and giving me love. Y'all are enabling my current fixation, and I thank you all! If you haven't seen it, just ignore me <3
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Criminal Justice- EP 1 (Guest starring my brother)
Why does that kid look like Benedict Cumberbatch?
He just needs a haircut. That hair looks awful.
This takes place in 2008 right?
Why didn't the dad knock?
He's going to go have sex, huh, he's not going to his friend's house.
Is he going to abuse his position here? Pretend he's a cab driver?
I feel like cab drivers are trained to drop a rando with no destination to a hospital or a police station.
Also, a situation that's only playful because it's a young woman. If this were a homeless person? This shit isn't flying.
DON'T SHARE YOUR FUCKING DRINKS WITH A STRANGER??!?!?!
I got to inform my brother that in England they call soft-served ice cream 'whippies' after the popular brand 'Mr. Whippy', to which he just said 'it's a clown land'
DRUGS! Here we go!
This is suspicious as fuck. Don't take her booze! She's a chick you just met!
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
NOOOO! NO. NO. NO. KNIFE GAME IS TAPPING, NOT FUCKING STABBING! WTF!
Society would be a lot further on if we just stopped caring about peer pressure.
WHAT? HE STABBED HER!?!?!?!?!? WHY ARE THEY FUCKING?
We have seen so much of this man's ass, why?
We are 12 minutes in?
Oh. She's dead. She's so dead.
OH SHIT. Yep thats a stabbing
Brother guesses it was the parent, I say ex lover.
God, he's just bad at this
BRO WENT BACK AND NOW HAS A WITNESS?????
This is an actual ACE ATTORNEY CASE WTF
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HE THEN CRASHES THE CAR? ACE ATTORNEY LEVELS OF DUMB!
Bro, is this your first break in?
Ohhh he's fucked.
Ohhhhh, this is the cops best day of his life
Oh, good luck defense attorney Con. You better get Phoenix Wright levels of bullshit.
Oh my god, don't fucking fight the cops.
Bro, take a nap. It's been a long night.
OH MY GOD IT'S HIM.
Hello Con! Lovely to see you. Love the rat man fit. I know it's on purpose, but damn. He looks wet.
This is where my brother bullies the shit out of Con.
OH I LOVE HIM-He's actually giving good legal advice! The cops are going to do whatever they can to get a false conviction.
'No comment man'- Hard nose solicitor I FUCKING LOVE IT
RALPH STONE! TROLLIN'. I love it. GOD I LOVE IT.
It's so much easier to be quiet when you're nervous.
Lessons to be learned from this tv show: Don't random desperate women, don't fall to peer pressure, don't say shit to the police.
They wouldn't have left her body there. They would have taken photos then taken the body out of the house asap. It's weird they've waited so long to investigate.
Solicitation of evidence. It's illegal to receive testimony from a private source without giving the evidence to opposing council.
Nice that she packed him a sandwich.
Why is the shitty cops boss so much taller? That's funny.
Whelp. RIP Ralph, you did all you could. Having the guy almost assault a police officer isn't fun.
OHHHHH!!!!!! RALPH I LOVE IT- GOOD GOD IS HE FUN
Oh this whole detective thing feels illegal. Without his attorney to represent him.
Yeah. Sure. Don't get buddy-buddy with the guy who wants to put you away for years.
IS THIS DETECTIVE A VILLAIN? Oh, he likes you? FUN.
They're in a public spot, there is no expectation for privacy and this can be recorded, HAHAHAHAHHAHA. GOOD, HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT.
It's 2007, a bit of weird transphobia was to expected.
UHHHHH….. I SWEAR TO GOD. DON'T SWAP ATTORNIES!
CLASSIST BRITISH PEOPLE AHHHHH-
OH I'D BE PISSED!!!!!! RALPH IS SO GOOD!!!!!
Oh good, Ralph corrected himself about his client's name and pronouns, nice.
Ralph at the end of ep 1-'I looked into his eyes, and we vibed. He can't be innocent'
AWWW RALPH STILL WANTS TO HELP HIM EVEN AFTER HE GOT SCREWED OVER BY HIS POSH LAWYERS! God, I love him.
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EPISODE 2: This is where my brother dipped out, but I summarized as much as I could for him.
I'm going to be honest I skipped through this ep a ton. I generally got the gyst. I'm here for my guy, you know.
I watched a bit, but this just establishes our protagonist's life in jail.
I skipped Ralph's scene/ the trial. Seriously the preview in ep 1 gives you the gist. Read a summary. Etc. His roomie is great.
AHHH RALPHS SMILE. "I don't care what you'd do as a lawyer, just as a human being" AHHH.
GOD HIS CELLMATE IS SO GOOD.
HAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAH! WTF?!?!?!??! Oh, poor ralph. You guy just blowing up in court.
At this point, if I was Ralph Stone, I wouldn't really believe him, but that's what that whole grin was for. He just knew our guy was innocent!
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Episode 3
Oh good. Protag was able to deep throat the drugs.
Ralph! AHHH!! God, he has great outfits in this show.
WHY DOES RALPH HAVE A FOOT THING? I noticed it earlier, but why are we drawing attention to it.
Oh good, Ralph doesn't want to senselessly tarnish a dead girl's name. Nice.
THAT FACE! Uh, the reluctant face! Chewing on the lip!
Ralph! AHHH!! God, he has great outfits in this show.
WHY DOES RALPH HAVE A FOOT THING? I noticed it earlier, but why are we drawing attention to it.
Oh good, Ralph doesn't want to senselessly tarnish a dead girl's name. Nice.
THAT FACE! Uh, the reluctant face! Chewing on the lip! Love it.
Ohhh, god. Ralph's a good actor. That's cute.
OHH THE DETECTIVE ALSO BEING THERE! SHIT. RALPH RUN!
GOD HIM BEING VAGUE AS SHIT TO A WITNESS! I love it.
'With alpha brain?' What the fuck?
AHHH! I LOVE RALPH.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I got to see his chest :)
Oh, Ralph doesn't like this at all. But shit. Not much he can do.
Oh no. It's really not ethical. And this yonger lady is going to mess it up.
AHAHHAHAAAHAHAAA. THE WIGS!
Is this inadvertently informing the audience of how fucked the courts can be. Which is both good and bad. People deserve to know exactly what our lawyers know.
RALPH BEING THE FUCKING SAD DOG MIDDLEMAN THAT NEEDS TO RUN BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS SO FUNNY.
Ralph with glasses gives me life.
OH SHIT THE FRIEND SHOWED UP?
Okay, this is fun. But maybe let's not make jokes in a murder trial?
I love the one juror struggling to stay awake. Showing that even with all these verbal chess, they still need to convince the jury.
Hey, babe. If you really fucking hate prison, maybe don't give a shit about how your mom reacts here!
Good on Ralph. Trying to speak up for her.
(Seeing Ralphs…ex? For the first time) Oh I love them. WHAT ARE THEY ON?
OH SHE MOVED ON, GOD HIS ACTING. A SECOND TO SEE THAT FULL FUCKING FACE JOURNEY!
Oh good. We can really hate the cops now. I mean, I already did. BUT.
OHHH DO THEY HAVE FOOTAGE.
OH, HE COMPLIMENTS RALPH WHEN IT LOOKS GOOD IN FRONT OF THE JURY.
God I hate her(lead defense lady), but this scene is fun.
RALPH IS HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. He's watching the divorced parents fight and he loves it. He should be allowed to smile.
Ha, she's sowing seeds of guilt but that's really not how the law works.
Ralph-'I told you not to talk two episodes ago, and you do it fucking now?!?!??!?!'
Is Ralph being kinda shitty? Yes. Is there any other option right now? Nope.
Them showing how mentally I'll people in prison are severely punished without being able to seek help is cool.
Back to court- OHHHH! SHIT. Yeah, digging at how the medical examiner is only going on prosecution for the state is suspicious as fuck.
FUCK. ASSHOLE DON'T SAY SHIT! DONT CONTRADICT THE DEFENSE!!!!!
SHIT
Ralph, mentally deciding if now is a good place to just call it a day when his client is just begging to go to jail.
OH ANOTHER FUCKING CON CHARACTER WHO FELL IN LOVE THE WRONG WAY!!?!?!?!??!?!!? Well, that fills out my bingo card. This makes maybe 20 characters. I swear to god, if he ends up sad and alone I will make a Con O'Neill drinking game.
"Are you calling me a hypocrite?" *Slight head tilt* -ME rolling on the floor laughing
Good on Ralph for staying with him though.
AWWW. Ralph's an asshole but this is one of the few cases that's gotten to him! I love it. :)
Aww, they are sweet as a couple, but he needs to reorient himself. Find his own center and work on not 'always looking for doubt' before moving on.
OH GOD! Don't fucking smile Con. It's mean. To me. Personally.
AHHH! HIS TICKS WHEN HE'S LYING! Okay, that's funny as shit. I love him.
It's good that the main defense younger lady and the defendant trust each other. AND CON'S GRIN!
Say what you will, this man loves his job
OH SO YOU'LL LET THE SENIOR DEFENSE CHAT AND BE EXTRA BUT NOT THE JUNIOR! RUDE!
OHHHH SHIT THEY GAVE HIM BACK (the inhaler) EVIDENCE
AHHHHHHH!H!H!H!H!HH!H!HH HE TOOK EVIDENCE BITCH! It proves that he stayed in her bed
RALPH SMILING AHHHH!H!H!H!H!H!HH!
Oh they're getting him addicted to drugs to keep him loyal. Whelp. That's going to ruin him.
EPISODE 4:
Why is Ralph going into his clients home?
Ralph(I'm paraphrasing)- Look, I'm a hard ass. I'm a dick who usually has guilty clients and does what he can to abuse loopholes and police mistakes to get them free. If I have a gut feeling, that really fucking matters. So I'm going to do what I can.
Yeah, the neighbor did it
OHHHH! SHE PULLED RANK ON RALPH AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stone is pissed, and doesn't want to freak out in court. OR HE'S GOING TO EXAMINE A WITNESS?
What act is he playing here? I love it. He's being a clever cheeky bastard. Knowing how people want to treat court like they're the important heros that can save the day! AHAHHAH! I love it.
"Are you the kind of person-"- SHUT THE FUCK UP-He's just trying to establish his character before crushing it.
OHHH THEY ARE ABUSING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS COYNESS AND NERVOUSNESS WHEN TALKING ABOUT SEX.
AND HE'S HIDING EVIDENCE
Ralph, I love you. Babe. This is the kind of trust in the justice system I need.
Another court scene goes by without note. But Ralph shows up? Oh boy, I'm typing.
OOOOHHHH RALPH GETS TO BE A DETECTIVE!
SCENE SKIP
WHY ARE THE CLIENT AND YONGER LADY DEFENSE ATTORNEY SMOOCHIN? EXCUSE ME? ISN'T THAT AGE GAP WEIRD??!?!?!??!?
Oh good. Ralph.
OH MY GOD HIM FUCKING SITTING ON THE TABLE? Me Moment. Queer? Coded. I'm assigning it to him. I'm giving him an honorary badge even though this is probably one of his straightest roles.
Ralph- "I like getting my clients off." YEAH so does she! *Ba Dumb Tisk*. See, Ralph is smart. Get entangled with others in the arm of the law, not your fucking client.
Scene passes without note. But a few prison scenes go by.
GLASSES!!!!!! Look at them! THE EXAMINER GENUINELY HELPED. I'd also be smiling at him like that.
Aww, Ralph's trying to ask without asking to hang out with a friend.
Skipped a bit. Back in court.
AWW Ralph and the yonger female defense attorney leaning together to chat.
BRO HE IS SO WHIPPED FOR THE EXAMINER! I LOVE THIS!!!!!
THAT FUCKING SMILE. GOOD FOR HIM! GOOD FOR HELLEN! I love that they're immediately like, yeah, this might be a conflict of witness BUT. She still has a point.
I WOULD BE SWAYED BY HIS CHARM! I HAVE BEEN SWAYED BY HIS CHARM.
DAMN. Good on the friend/witness.
Oh wow, the cellmate is just as shitty and corrupt as everyone else? I'm shocked.
I love Ralph trying his best here.
"You're 46 years old, what do you know about justice?" :0. WOW.
OH SHIT THIS MIGHT FUCK THIS ALL UP. CALLING IN THE DAD IF HE HAS AN ALIBI
OHHHH FUCK. RALPH IS A SECOND FROM STEPPING IN.
OHHHH FUCK. GOOD ON HER. CALL THE DAD OUT FOR BEING ABUSIVE.
FUCK if they pull her in the case is fucked.
YEP RALPH SEES IT! SHIT!!!!!!
EP 5:
JURY CONSIDERING VERDICT!
HI RALPH! LOVE YOU BABE!
Hour and a half deliberation is good!
Yeah, I should have seen that coming.
WHELP. SHIT.
He's going to kill himself within a year. Calling it now.
That moment when you work the same job as our prisoner protagonist 😐. Hey, don't dis a dishwashing job, protag. It's nice and easy.
HI CON!
"'Self-deprecating jokes get you out of hard questions'- avoids the question by shoving toast in his mouth"-me. God, I was messaging @dianetastesmetal during this bit. Who pointed out how loving these characters is a form of self-love, and I will partially embrace it. Maybe I just want to see a man with a nice chest and a nice smile huh! ;)
Oh good, the protagonist is doing more drugs. Love that
GLASSES! I AM BACK ON MY WHORE SHIT.
The hugging of the book! THE GRINNING! AHH!
This is why Ralph is emotionally distant, 'cause he's lost good cases before. HAHAHAHHA HE CAN'T LET IT GO.
AHHHHH!H!H!H!HH!!H THE TUFTED-UP HAIR ENTERING THE PRISON!
OH SHIT! RALPH INVESTIGATING THEIR RELATIONSHIP! He's asking the protagonist to sell out his legal advisor!
No, RALPH IS SO RIGHT! She abused her station and got too close.
Oh good. Another arm of the law is weird around police reports and evidence. Great.
AHHH! Her sewing that little tidbit in the cop's head! She's onto him!
Yeah, good on our protag to stand up for himself.
Cellmate is going to get killed cause he knew too much, huh.
Hey, good on the cop for looking into it a bit more. Still a jackass. But you know.
Skipped a few scenes without note.
OHHH SHIT HE FILED THE SUIT!!!!!!! GOOD ON RALPH! We love a man who cares about giving justice to his client.
'Frances- out for blood after Ralph is about to ruin her career'
'Ralph-Half passed out on a couch with a rag over his eyes, already done with this conversation. Ready to throw every insult she directed to him back into his face.'
Ralph knew to get romantically entangled with a medical examiner and not a fucking witness.
GET IT RALPH! God, good for him. SHE ABUSED HER POSITION! She took everything they worked for and threw it all away. She didn't let their client find justice.
Yeah, cellmate's about to die, huh.
OHHHH SHIT! GET IT!!!!!! Good on him! Yeah, he's going to get murdered, but good on him. MURDER THAT BASTARD!
OHHH SHIT. THE ASSHOLE COP HELPED THE MOB!
GOOD ON THE CHIEF FOR CALLING HIM OUT! DAMN!
Oh, wow. Ben's life is ruined. He's hooked on drugs, and he thinks he has no prospects in life.
Now he can't fall asleep without listening to the radio.
Hi Ralph. Why are we talking about your feet?
Frances is fucked essentially.
Yeah, going in for a mistrial was the right option.
Yeah, no. Nothing would have changed if Ben told Ralph the truth the moment they met. Good on Ralph! Giving our protag a bit of closure on this whole thing. Telling that none of this was really his fault.
Yep. He had his last few free years of youth ripped from him.
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Final thoughts:
I think the fact that this was a mob member being the real murder and that it was covered up was the real thing here. The entire point and moral the audience was meant to learn. It didn't matter if Ben had the best case, the entire Crown was against him. Ralph and his team could have been the best defense lawyers in the world and it still would have gotten buried. I'm happy the final evidence came out, obviously, but Ben was fucked over in so many ways. Now what life does he have? He lost his friends, his trust in his family, and is now destined to fall back into the system he knows. It's a shame.
Con: 11+/10. Long hair AND glasses AND he's Exhausted! Perfect role. I want him. I want to be him. He's divorced, and sad, and I love it.
Ralph saved this series for me personally. He was so much fun. I will be updating the Con list here soon to include bit TV roles. Ralph is going to be high on my ranking. We are given a Con character who has REAL impact on the story, introduces the audience to the rules of this world, AND GETS A HAPPY ENDING! It's brilliant. Obviously, there are moral issues to him being such a good defense attorney to allow criminals to get away, but this whole story was about giving Ralph a different perspective. He's a slime-ball but he's not totally against change. Willing to look at other perspectives. He started to genuinely care about his client, and didn't treat it as some weird game of chess. Him genuinely helping the younger defense attorney was nice, especially because he rarely blew up at her for her choices. He did his best to help where he could and didn't take things personally when shit blew up.
Con's acting here is so fun and fluid! I hate being a person that ties OFMD into everything, but this is kind of what I want Izzy to become. Con's allowed to be fun! He's allowed to be mad, suspicious, have doubt etc. There are a few scenes that got me chuckling just by his face! He feels really confident and comfortable in this role. He talks with his hands! He's a dick, a total slime-ball, but he really cares about getting things done right! I love it.
Everyone else: 8/10. Nothing really stood out besides our protagonist, and after a quick google, he won an award for this role. Which is deserved. He does great. I liked the characters the show wanted me to like, and vice versa.
Story 7/10: Intriguing. I had fun, but this show sits more in the turn off your brain and gets swept along by the bullshit, vs trying to solve it yourself.
Overall. 9/10: I highly recommend it if the tags don't worry you. Con is in this enough to justify a Con watch. I have a thing for Professor esk Con. I will not be ashamed about that. His whole speech about how he was perceived was nice. Now, this is about five hours of commitment, but If you need something longer I'd recommend it.
#ralph stone#criminal justice (2008)#con oneill#con o'neill#ralphposting#criminal justice#I want his gender.#Con's Conography
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Hello everyone! 👋 I'm back!
Well... kinda 😅
I got home on Friday afternoon, but I was extreeemely tired, and I had family plans for the weekend, so I spent my free time reading (a thriller called The writing retreat that I LOVED) and watching The artful dodger (have you seen it? I was SO hooked! 👀).
During my trip I've been in Granada, a city in the south of my country, and I've visited historical places like the Alhambra ✨
I had a veeeery great time, but my feet and legs ended up aching from all the walking 😅 Still, it was amazing! And I also got a lot of Mario merchandising! 🤩 I'll show you everything very soon!
As of now, I'm trying to reconnect with everything and get back to the routine step by step. It's not being easy at all because I still feel exhausted 😅 But I'll slowly catch up with Tumblr and see everything you guys have shared these days! Can't wait! 💖
The hardest part for me is reconnecting with writing 😅 I already said some time ago that, if I go for more than three days without writing, it's very hard for me to get back into the stories and reconnect with the characters, and right now it's been more than a week since I last wrote 😬 So, even though I have many ideas written down that I want to work on ASAP, I don't want to force myself. I know that, if I do, it'll end up being worse for me, so I wanna give myself some time to get back to it at my own pace.
What I'm definitely gonna do these days is to finally start reading some of your amazing stories! 🤩 My ao3 is full of wonderful Mario fanfics that I just can't wait to read! I'll let you know as I read them!
Anyway, as I said, I'm here at last, but I'm afraid I'm gonna be a bit slow catching up with Tumblr 😅 Sorry about that 🙏 You'll always have my support, of course, and my fanfics will come back sooner or later! I haven't forgotten about the writing suggestions that are waiting in my mailbox; I actually intend them to be the first ones to finally receive an answer as soon as I start writing again! I really hope it'll be worth the wait! 💖
How have you been these days, dear friends? I really hope you had an amazing week! 💖
#I'm back!#kinda#sorry if I sound a bit down#it's just that I'm still tired from my trip#but I did have a great time!#hope you did too!
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