aww, the pretty girl misses her husband 💔
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Discussing outfits with @abiiors has made my day
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Go to her
She waits
She lies
Beating for you
Go to her
She waits
She lies
Screaming for you
I never thought I'd see the day
When the shadow would move up and say
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Go to her
She waits
She lies
Longing for you
Go to her
She waits
She lies
Only for you
There's something in my bed
So help me lord I'm afraid
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
I can still remember the day
When he first won my heart
On a hillside where we lay
He said we would never part
So help how was I to know
My leaving would hurt her so
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Help how was I to know
My leaving would hurt her so
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Help how was I to know
My leaving would hurt her so
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Go to her
She lay
Waiting for you
Go to her
She waits
She lies
Beating for you
Go to her
She waits
She lies
Screaming for you
Go to her
She waits
She lies
All for you
Go to her
She lay
for you
Go to her
She lay
Crying for you
Go to her
Go to her
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
edit: ^ the animal
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
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California girls we're unaccountable
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