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nohoney · 3 months

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No but imagine you win the— now very ripped— shirt and he finds you at the end of the show wearing it. Even though it’s completely covered in his sweat and cologne, he doesn’t give a fuck because now you smell like him.

it’s your goddamn trophy is what that shirt is!

bakugou had even seen from the stage how you scrapped for it, scrapped for a piece of him. he can still see how you had shouted, “it’s mine, let go bitch!”

and you proudly wear it as he approaches you, caught up in the euphoria of winning your prize and talking with your friends. the neckline is drooping a little and revealing just a bit of your collarbone, someone from the crowd having done their best to yank it from you but your tenacity had paid off. and god he doesn’t know if he wants to rip that shirt off you and have you keep it on for him.

it’s adorable how when he steps towards you, your jaw goes slack for a quick second before your eyes sparkle in awe. your eyes draw down to his chest but you correct yourself to look him in his eyes. bakugou watches you smooth down your hair, rub just right underneath your eyes to fix the smudged liner, and then you smile excitedly at him.

“i’m such a fan! i love your music!” you’re beaming at him, one of your hands clutching at the neckline of the shirt as if you don’t know what to do with your hands. “can i please have an autograph? or maybe a selfie?”

as if the shirt you had fought for wasn’t prize enough, but baby—he’ll do you one better.

he nods his head towards the stage and says, “come back stage with me.”

#im now going to go insane over punk rock bakugou 😩#sweaty from moshing and thrashing and maybe his voice is just a tad hoarse from performing #but you happily accepts when he throws his arm around your shoulders as he leads you to backstage #and the shirt is drenched in him already #but to be next to him—all potent and coming from his body—it sends you to heaven #k.inbox

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sangrefae · 2 months

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i said this on twitter already but like. literally every single thing i've seen about h*zbin h*tel is convincing me more and more that they're trying to do what the good place already did but like. A billion times worse

#hazbin hotel critical #chattering #I read the one review going around in the past few days #and the entire redeeming people to go to heaven #I'm just like. the good place already did that #it already did that and so much better than this slop

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tariah23 · 4 months

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Apparently, BM are complaining about the new color purple movie “depicting BM in a negative light,” and are mad about Celie and Shug kissing (they did more than that in the novel and they also kissed in the original film, are these people stupid) and I-

#convulsing at the mouth #BM are such weak links Istg bro #lil boosie and all of these other nig nogs aren’t seeing heaven #rambling #I didn’t even know that the film was out already….#and to water down the stories intentions as something that hurts black men is shameful when the story had always #very obviously been about black patriarchy and the trauma that black girls and women have to go through while suffering under it #black women finding power within themselves is too much for BM to handle though they hate it I guess lol #they sympathize with men like mister while shaming and hurting BM for continuing to fight

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coffeecatcraze · 3 months

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Will never get over Charlie's absolutely feral growl, this woman was ready to lunge across the courtroom and tear Adam to shreds and I am HERE for it

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #and vaggie's “oh shit” expression at it?#she's already stressed because she has exactly zero good options right now #and then her golden retriever girlfriend starts going feral in the middle of heaven #this episode was so insane and i loved it #charlie is ready to go off like a stick of dynamite tied to a nuke #praying to the fandom gods for charlie to not just kill but absolutely annihilate adam #i want her to make him pay for how much of a dick he's been to her #he was an immense dick to her when they met and again in the courtroom #he talked shit about angel specifically as well as her people in general #and the way he used vaggie's darkest secret and source of self-hatred to hurt charlie?#let charlie choose the power of incredible violence against this piece of shit

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arthursfuckinghat · 21 days

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Christ- I know the campfire brings out the deep thoughts and speeches in people, but we were just trying to celebrate Jack being back Micah

#I've never had this before #he just walked up sat down and talked about living and dying and no heaven #jesus micah #glad you got it off your chest but you're going to make everyone question their existence #probably more than they already do #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick vids #arthur morgan #micah bell #even hosea had to leave 😭 he wasn't staying for any of that

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bitternace · 1 month

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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.

Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?

no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.

[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.

they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.

xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]

close-up under keep reading.

#capisnotonfire #PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate #warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy #OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort #as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways #nano does reqs #my doods #xigbar kh #xemnas kh #IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed #THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a #thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3 #i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described

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dollsome-does-tumblr · 24 days

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is it weird that i find jason segel's dracula puppet musical love anthem the most beautiful romantic ballad i've ever heard, or is it just a sign of (i like to think) magnificent taste??? 🧛💓✨😭🙌

#i used to watch/listen to this CONSTANTLY and then i forgot it existed for like 10 years #and then i randomly remembered it yesterday and now it's all i care about again #the banger of all time!!!!!!#usually i'm not a dracula-as-a-romantic-figure person but i want this lil' earnest puppet dracula to live happily ever after with his love #(also let's not even talk about how 'ed loves stede'-coded this is to me. let's just not go there.)#(jk let's go there i love it. it's perfect. someone tell djenks!)#dollsome's deep thoughts #good things #puppet dracula the musical #AND WHEN I SPEAK YOUR NAME I COULD SWEAR I JUST SAID SOMETHING SACRED #WHILE SAINTS PRAY FOR HEAVEN I THANK GOD I'M ALREADY THERE

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ryllen · 6 months

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Sobbing, instead of studying I translated more of doujin page from the same artist, linking 2 more, with (shorter) summary,

this one is about trey who actually acts normal not because he wants normality, but because he feels like he has to be normal (like trauma after getting riddle into trouble), but then jade sense that side of him, and somewhat be like, it's okay not to be normal and it release tensions from trey's shoulders fhsdh when they started dating, trey kept finding himself in trouble that jade brought upon them (schoolmates suddenly wants to get into battle because they have some kind of beef on jade) when cater said, u like normal right? why are u going out with him? trey said, i don't actually dislike it (the trouble) (yea because he is actually not normal)

when azul said, jade why are u going out with trey, he seems too normal? jade be like, no he is not normal at all, trey knows there's someone behind the bench (i hope someone saved them after fshd but then there were ants, ants go for dead bodies, is he ded for real? fshdh BUT WAIT, it was raining, ANTS WON'T COME OUT WHEN IT RAINS, hey! hey!!! AUTHOR!!) but he still gave jade the umbrella calmly in conclusion, TOTES NOT NORMAL! Jade said.

this one is about riddle becoming best friend with jade, and their unique relationship also bits of riddle realizing jade has feeling for trey and bits of floyd just started to think he likes riddle, and they all help each other (yippie!)

the writing is also in depth & brilliant, but i especially love page 61-64 where jade gave reasoning to trey not to tied himself forever on the trauma of putting riddle into trouble back then that he deserves to be happy himself when trey said "i wish i can do something for riddle" jade replied "riddle wasn't someone that only you could save." "of course it doesn't have to be me." "riddle is a strong person who can find happiness on his own if given the chance." "please be happy too"

RIGHT AT MY KOKORO.

#twisted wonderland #twst #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #i don't usually translate doujin pages much but i guess anything other than studying feels like a bliss from heaven rn (which will give me #hellish trouble later)#but yea i wish i have power where i can just merge google translate to my eyes so i can read japanese fanartists work with ease #i am sure there are many more good depth doujins out there #and even without depth some of them can be really sweet and funny #oh i feel like if i had that ability and actually fueled with the knowledge of all treyjade fanart stories ever existed #i probably go insane already fhsdhsd #i mean i am already ballistic now #imagine going crazier #there are many kind of trey and jade #and their varieties are good #trey who wants to be normal #trey who actually doesn't want to be normal #they are both good #FSDSDH NOT JADE THO SAYING KABEDON IS THE POSITION FLOYD USUALLY DOES TO RETORT FOR MONEY FHSDHSDHD #THE twins sure are built differently #also DANG that jade about to go HAM on one of the heartslabyul student on the best friend with riddle doujin #i love the leech twins can be so silly and can be so deadly

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kirkothy · 8 months

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one thing I keep thinking about which I’m not really seeing anyone mentioning is… you can’t really say no to the Metatron?

like I know Aziraphale wants to still believe that heaven is the side of good, that he can make a difference to make it really, properly Good (the definition of good he believes it’s supposed be and that has been corrupted by poor management) but I mean… he can’t just say no to the Metatron

(Gabriel did it and look where that got him, even if Aziraphale doesn’t know the whole story)

We even see Aziraphale make that attempt (“but I don’t want to go back to heaven”) and the Metatron breezes right past him; Aziraphale does not have a choice in this matter— he is Going to Heaven. Metatron isn’t convincing him, he’s Telling him, even if he seems merry and cajoling and congratulatory as he does it.

From Aziraphale’s expression as he walks away to tell Crowley the “good news”, it’s pretty obvious to me that he’s not nearly as excited about the prospect of inviting Crowley back to Heaven as he seems to be in the following scene (thank you Michael Sheen’s face journey for this). He’s not happy, he’s worried, and he’s deciding what the Hell he’s going to say to Crowley to get him to come with him.

Michael’s acting in the next scene seals it for me— Aziraphale is giddy, off-kilter, and over the top when he tells Crowley what happened. More so than he has any indication of being just moments before. Aziraphale knows he can’t just decide not to go back to Heaven— it’s a done deal. The Metatron wants him Upstairs, and saying no to the Metatron is a no-go because the Metatron is Dangerous

I think Aziraphale knows Crowley isn’t going to be amenable to going back to heaven, but he also knows this is the only chance he has to get Crowley to come with him. He’s acting so giddy because he has to convince Crowley— and convince himself— that this is something they can do together, because he certainly doesn’t want to do it without Crowley.

Unfortunately, Crowley would never go back to Heaven, which of course the Metatron knew. And Crowley only sees that Aziraphale wants to go back, not that he has no other choice.

#good omens #good omens meta #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #this isn’t nearly as eloquent as I wanted it to be #but just look at what Michael sheen does in those last few scenes #his face as he goes back to the book shop #the dramatic switch to giddyness as he goes to Crowley #I just don’t believe the idea that aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley #and doesn’t know he doesn’t want to go back to heaven #but he has to try to convince him anyway #they can make heaven properly Good together #the way Crowley is already Good #but of course Crowley says no #anyways just another way of thinking about things

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lazulibundtcake · 7 months

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He's going to say it. Maybe even in front of everyone.

Is it true, Aziraphale? Do you love this demon? And he won't lie.

I love him. I love him more than anything in the world. He is my friend. My partner.

#And we are just going to have to sit there and watch #and personally I am already upset #no matter how he says it #It's going to end me #Aziraphale #good omens #ineffable husbands #stairway to heaven / a matter of life and death (1946) posting

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occasionaltouhou · 1 month

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How easy is it to bribe Rumia with food for her to do something? Would it be insanely easy as if you give Yuyuko food and she’d just eat whatever you give her, or does she have higher standards beyond “veggies bad”?

i mean, i suppose it also depends on what you're bribing her to do? like, if you give her a hamburger you can probably get her to leave you alone in favour of other prey, but if you want her to actually do something for you, like you want her to help tidy your house or something, you're probably going to want to have someone else handy. another human being handy

also worth considering is that pmiss notes that youkai actually don't mind eating fruits + vegetables and rumia's about as generic a youkai as you get so she might not even dislike veggies. with a sufficiently delicious meal you could maybe get her to like. help tidy up fallen leaves or something. you still probably want to have another human being handy though. just in case

that said: i highly advise against getting youkai to do minor chores for you. they're not very good at them, and once they're done fucking up your house and yard, they're going to be hungry again, and then what are you gonna do? you're gonna have to start running. you're going to have to start running extremely quickly. it's simply not worth the trouble when you get the exact same outcome by bribing a random villager with a can of beans.

in summary, do not attempt to feed rumia. it's bad for your health

#i'm also intrigued by the idea that bribing yuyuko would have any result whatsoever #there is no force between heaven and earth that can make yuyuko do anything that she wasn't already going to do.

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secret-unburnt-guitars · 2 months

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Hi i don't know much abt styx aside from general prog fandom osmosis but kwh has always intrigued me a little bit. Can you explain it in excruciating detail? (genuinely i'm not being sarcastic)

*cracks knuckles*

on february 22, 1983, styx released their eleventh studio album Kilroy Was Here. it was a concept album/rock opera though dennis deyoung likes to call it more of a "rock theatrical experience" in recent interviews. they even made a minifilm they played before the concert!!!! you can find it and the rest of caught in the act on youtube

it was made partially as a response to the rise of the satanic panic in the early-mid 1980s. people started to believe that rock music was evil and hiding satanic messages. the band was targeted by the public when they were accused in particular by the government of arkansas (i think?) of putting backwards messages (called backmasking) in their song Snowblind (the line "i try so hard to make it so" sounded like "satan moves through our voices" to some people. i own a copy of paradise theatre, that track in particular is damaged.).

and then dennis deyoung had a GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!

imagine a big ol lightbulb flashing over him while the rest of the members of styx watch in mortal dread

so basically the album follows a sort of loose and vague backstory that's somehow still solid enough for people to follow some sort of a plot in their head (which is slightly backed up by Caught In The Act, the designated KWH "concert," which i'll get to in a second). the basic synopsis (paraphrased but still in excruciating detail) is as such:

set in a futuristic chicago(?) rock and roll has been made illegal under code 672 (prohibits the playing and purveying of rock music). Dr. Everett Righteous (played by JY), who was responsible for this, is the leader of the majority for musical morality or the MMM for short. the MMM is one of the strongest organizations in this universe since you know. they literally convinced congress to criminalize an entire genre of music for the entire country. righteous also hosts a television show where he encourages the public to burn guitars and records in a huge bonfire during “nightly rallies”. he also projects himself onto a big triangle over the skyline which i think is fucking hilarious i haven’t been able to get over it

Robert Orin Charles Kilroy (played by Dennis DeYoung, of course he's the title character), was a prolific rock musician at the time of the ban. he was thrown in prison for breaking the law and after being framed of murder. they accused him of bashing an MMM crusader's head in (which he obviously didn't do) after they raided one of his concerts at the paradise theatre. he then goes to rot in prison and is subjected to attempts of brainwashing by the dr. righteous show with the other “rock n’ roll misfits” they’ve arrested. it doesn’t work lol. i don't understand how it would work BECAUSE IT'S NEVER EXPLAINED

the prison kilroy is rotting in is maintained/monitored by japanese import, mass produced robots dubbed the "robotos," hence the title track. ignore how racist they look, it was 1983, this is not my fault

i mildly dislike them but it sucks how they’re essential to the plot ANYWAYS

here comes Jonathan Chance, (played by Tommy Shaw, albeit reluctantly) who is a rebel that is part of a underground resistance (that's only really mentioned once). with his friend, he breaks into some unknown area that is most likely a recording studio and hijacks the live television recording of the dr. righteous show. he proceeds to namedrop himself and then run off

credit to @mccoys-killer-queen for the gifs!!

kilroy sees this happen, which inspires him to attempt to escape the prison. kilroy incapacitates a roboto that visits his prison cell and disguises himself as it so he can escape without being noticed (i do not like the way he does this)

after kilroy escapes, he goes throughout the city and leaves messages for jonathan, leading him back to the paradise theater which is now the Dr. Righteous Museum for Rock Pathology

it's got a bunch of shitty animatronics that include people like jimi hendrix and elvis presley, but at the very back is an animatronic of kilroy repeatedly bashing in someone's head

this is my favorite part of the minifilm which i've basically explained sorry. you see like what you think is another roboto emerge from the shadows, and then it takes off its mask AND IT'S THE ACTUAL KILROY!!!

(this is taken from the live show, the transition is so goddamn dope)

and then dennis deyoung prances around and has his little pick me theater main character moment and sings mr. roboto and dances and stuff it looks so stupid. the live version of mr. roboto is way funnier than the official music video i don't know. i posted it about here before but i love this part in particular

so that's how kilroy and jonathan meet and that's basically the plot of one of styx's most popular songs!! sorry i gave kind of a play by play of the minifilm

now here's the fun part !!!! (unfinished lore/controversy)

unfortunately the reception of this album was less than satisfactory for most people back in '83, since KWH was way far away from the brand that styx had made for themselves in the 70s. they made art rock and prog, but this was just straight up synthpop. some people liked it though. i read somewhere in an article that it "alienated their male audience" and honestly if you're alienated by a little bit of gay pick me theater bs from your favorite band, that's a you problem

caught in the act was the designated "kilroy concert" that styx did sometime in 1983. the concert, however, doesn't give any. depth. to any additional explanations of multiple plot holes present in the story. as much as i love and cherish dennis deyoung he didn't do a very good job at writing this.

caught in the act felt more like a compromise than a show, seeing as the banter after the performance of mr. roboto was very bare? kilroy explains to jonathan that he was framed for murder, and then he goes in depth on the night it happened. "the crowd was totally psyched," he says, and then it goes to JY performing a guitar solo, which leads into the rest of the concert. the entire concert was portrayed as a flashback and gives no real backstory to any of the established characters. and then at the tail end of the concert they get "raided" by the MMM and you watch as an MMM officer murders one of righteous' own followers with kilroy's guitar. they cut back to kilroy and jonathan, they sing haven't we been before, and then kilroy hands jonathan this sick ass glowing guitar, then they perform the world's worst finale. the dance party ending of caught in the act. it sucks. it's horrible. i hate it. also there is no dennis deyoung in the kilroy was here universe lmfao

i'm still grateful for the concert though don't get me wrong!!! amazing concert

if the rest of styx didn't want to rip dennis deyoung apart for making them do this (i recently learned from a manager that DDY made them turn down an opportunity to perform at one of the largest concerts of the 80s, because he was like "but muh kilroy"), i believe songs off the album like High Time and Double Life would have been performed at Caught in the Act. both extremely lore-heavy songs, especially double life. i really wish they played double life. but c'est la vie, i guess.

literally everyone in the band hated dennis' guts so much while they were making this (justified, he was a stubborn asshole during production) but god was it worth it. for me at least. i imagine one of the conversations about production went like

JY: dennis have you considered that maybe this is a bad idea Dennis: i'm gonna make you the villain of the story if you don't shut the FUCK UP

i still think that JY had a little bit of fun though. he was hamming it tf up as dr. righteous i'm sorry you need to watch the mv's which you can find on youtube as well

but unfortunately tommy shaw wasn't having a good time at all, he literally quit on stage and stormed off and styx split for a while bc of this album i mean LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO PISSED OFF

overall this album is both cheese AND corn, worst album i've ever listened to, and yet it's given me a purpose in life. i've written 7,000+ words in one document about this album just to try and fill in the blanks the lore has, it's got so many. it's a running joke on this blog, i really hope you check out the album, because i think it's wonderful and it's endearing regardless of the controversy, it's too late for me. save yourself

#styx #styxposting #kilroy was here #styx band #dennis deyoung #tommy shaw #jonathan chance #dr. righteous #styxblr #robert orin charles kilroy #this took me two days to prepare and write #sorry to everyone else that already knows the story front and back because of me (consider this a refresh)#or to anyone that already knew the story even before me #god i wish i was there to experience it.#i would've died and gone to heaven #i watch the live show and my heart is warmed because i know for a fact that someone in that audience was as insane about this story as i am #and was probably losing their shit in the audience #perhaps it was a birthday gift. or something they had completely given up hope on seeing #also righteous canonically owns a fried chicken brand named Dr. Righteous' Fried Chicken as a play on KFC #i had to stop watching the minifilm for fifteen minutes and go do something else because i was so disgusted by the fried chicken plot point #and DDY milks the fuck out of it in CITA when he goes 'and i was eating that G R E A S Y fried chicken'#the pain and agony #it's so unnecessary #caught in the act #i might be a little ill in the mentally

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