#go outside touch some grass

[piritos03]

i WILL draw Puss in Boots as a pale ginger man just to piss off chronically online Americans who try to be smarter than actual Spanish ppl or Europeans in general about our history or look mark my word

#Can't wait to reply with an evil smile on my face to these whitewashing accusations #Go outside touch some grass #Everything is soooo heavily usa centralized is starting to be annoying af #We have MANY unique countries and nations #Each has its own history & culture & language etc. #Every usa citizen who simply refers to us as * white ppl * can choke on an apple

[whimsyprinx]

how are there south park fans, how are there south park fans who are also minorities,, what’s wrong with y’all???

#whimsy whispers #hello lgbt people who actually somehow like south park what’s your deal? or other neurodivergent people like y’all too #how are y’all fans of this show #it’s grossly offensive to people of colour jewish people muslim people lgbt people neurodivergent people etc etc etc like #this show is nasty and bad and awful you have bad taste and I don’t trust you #it’s not ‘oh it’s just dark humor’ bitch people who want us dead think it’s okay to want us dead cause shows like this encourage it please #go watch a normal ass show stop watching the racist antisemitic albiest homophobic transphobic cartoon #go outside touch some grass #educate yourself and talk to diverse groups of people and take time to learn more about shit on your own time idk #I’m shaking people #I just overheard someone talkin

[metalgearsolidyaoi]

wasnt going to post about it but I kept thinking about it and getting ticked off. but am I weird for feeling like this was a completely unnecessary and weird tag to leave on my meme. Theres a BIG difference between tagging it “he said this to raiden” and “of course this is about raiden Tumblr user trans-raiden” when it... never was.... it was a gif I made while talking to a friend for shits and giggles like 3 months ago 

#why are you instantly assuming its a ship post from my url bro #go outside touch some grass #scrape off the shippy goggles my brother in christ #especially in a tone like that #also idk if they were emphasizing the trans part but im not gonna get into it

[astaerion]

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#i am convinced that some of you do not understand what queerbaiting means #someone tagged one of my wwdits sets with 'feeling queerbaited by this last episode' and i'm????? #what are you talking about? the characters are queer. explicitly so. therefore no queerbaiting is going to happen #shipteasing? maybe. but it's a slowburn for fuck's sake they won't get together so soon! #also the show's been renewed for two more seasons calm down #queerbaiting my ass #go outside touch some grass #i needed to get this out bc the constant queerbaiting comments drive me nuts

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin would tell you to go touch grass but mean it 100% sincerely.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #Halsin #go touch some grass and maybe you'll calm down #and someone just reacting so negatively to that like well you don't need to be sassy #and halsin is like ??? i'm..i'm telling you to go outside and it'll make you feel better? #i keep imagining halsin sneaking out of the elfsong to go hide in the park because it's the closest he can get to feeling #even remotely comfortable in the city and you just find him on his back staring at the peeks of sky and he looks so much better #than he did when his shirt collar was choking him and the pavement beneath him felt like a death sentence #i feel like people really get on his case for being so upset in the city and criticizing it but like...the man is literally wilting there #he's suffocating - it's like...well...like putting a bear in a cage #and expecting him to perform for you #he will be angry and wounded and try to escape #and only when you've completely throttled him into submission - broken him completely - will he stop fighting you

[bakudekublogblog]

it never stops being funny to me that people are bkdk antis in the year 2024 like “katsuki bullied izuku!! how dare you ship izuku with him” ??? take it up with izuku he’s is the one pining his ass off for him. I can’t make izuku not yearn for katsuki ??? I’m sorry I have observational skills?? izuku is just like that you think I can stop him??

#bakudeku #bkdk #izuku thinks he’s so blessed to even have an almost normal convo with him and gets all misty eyed thinking about it #izuku stares at katsuki like he’s the light of his life his hero #izuku swoons into his arms and has a pure rage form for whenever something bad happens to him #kacchan v deku pt 2 was him being like I FUCKING LOVED YOU OKAY I ADORED YOU YOU SHINE SO BRIGHTLY I LOVED YOU #like he’s just in love with him he was his first love and then they got divorced #and then they’re slowly coming back together and izuku falls even harder this is simply the plot of the manga #also how dare you be like Stop Shipping and tag the ship like who… are yiu?? #some raggedy ass bitch thinks they can tell me what to do with my precious little free time uhhh #maybe go outside and touch grass

[zelenchai]

i did it :))

#4 minutes #bible wichapas #artists on tumblr #zelen chai's art tag #now it's time for me to go outside and touch some grass

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

I wasn’t going to say anything, and I still don’t want to. But seeing the rampant discourse freely shitting on Succession by people who admit to not having even watched it, and some actually equating liking the show to being racist/complicit in some Hollywood conspiracy, has tipped me over the edge.

You can love and support Pedro and TLOU without bringing another show down.

#discourse #fandom shit #succession #how entitled do you have to hate on a show you’ve never ever seen #go outside and touch some grass #the parasocial activities around here are off the charts #they really should hire y’all to judge the Emmy’s cos apparently y’all are experts

[witheredoffherwitch]

Fandom's Toxic Expectations

This fandom is straight up bizarre. You spend a year dissecting and drooling over a dude, but when he actually makes a few public appearances in a matter of days, some of y'all start whining about how he's not living up to your own delusional expectations. And mind you, this is from a group of supposedly mature adults (with an average age above 22, might I add) acting like socially inept teenagers.

Some of y'all are treating this grown 26-year-old man like a toddler, while the other half are playing detective and making up wild speculations about his personal life. He's only been in the public eye for a minute and the fandom has already squeezed every last drop out of him. Now he's everywhere and suddenly you want his introverted self back? Make up your minds, folks.

#ewan mitchell #hotd fandom #some of y'all need to go outside and touch grass #this is just straight up toxic #he's a fucking actor who is just doing his job #not everything has to cater to your own delulu fantasies #grow up lmao #fandom bs

[quietwingsinthesky]

I just personally think that if you decide a character should be heterosexual or cisgender because you think they’re boring or you want to use it as an insult against them, you are probably not a very nice person.

#if you think making a character cishet is some kind of punishment. that’s weird. you get that that’s weird right? #because it means that you’ve decided queerness is a special thing that has to be earned by being cool enough. #rather than just. being a thing someone is. #you are showing more about how you view queerness than you are how you view cishets is what im saying #it’s a bad take. that’s all I think. #yes this is about ‘heterosexual’ winning that Sam sexuality poll. and every Sam sexuality poll. #because you will always see people in the comments going ‘lmao sam is straight because he’s BORING’ shut up shut up. go outside. touch grass

[harry-sussex]

I can’t believe we’re even still talking about this. It’s a non-issue. It always has been. Sweater cuffs and warped stairs do not make or break an institution. This is so far from a big deal it’s actually comical.

#kate middleton #princess of wales #my post #good lord everyone get a grip #go outside get some air touch some grass this is not a big deal

[beabnormal24]

Let it be said, Charles was freaking incredible for keeping P4 even with all the issues with the brakes.

And Carlos was freaking incredible for those overtakes on George and Charles that were so smooth and clean.

Charles was amazing, Carlos was amazing.

Charles drove incredibly well, Carlos completely deserved that podium.

If you say otherwise please watch the race again because I think you’ve missed some laps (approximately 57 of them, I guess)

#carlos sainz #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #bahrain gp 2024 #I swear leclerc unealthly obsessed fans piss me off so much #go outside touch some grass please get a life beisdes throwing shit at drivers that were not born as Charles Leclerc

[stevethehairington]

really fucking sick and tired of people who really fucking love the eddie book jumping on people who don't like or are even remotely critical of it's posts and like crusading their opinions around from the top of their high horses and shoving it down our throats.

if you like the book, great! that's awesome! love that for you! i am genuinely glad that you were able to find good in it and enjoy it!!

but not everyone did, and not everyone is going to agree with you. so, instead of going on some grand crusade where you find every single post that includes anything even remotely negative or negative adjacent or even neutrally critical and spending ALL this time and effort trying to provide unwanted rebuttals to every single thing, maybe you should just stay in your lane and find people who DO like the book and chat about it with them.

because i can PROMISE YOU, none of us appreciate it when you come onto our posts and start accusing us of "hating on" the author or "being rude" about her and her work and RIDICULOUS shit like that.

being critical of something and pointing out it's flaws is NOT inherently hating on it. i, frankly, do not know where people got that notion, but it's not fucking true so can we fucking quit assuming it is? and, critiquing something is also NOT the same as saying this is shit and it sucks and the author is a piece of garbage. again, where the fuck that came from is beyond me. you can be critical of something and still enjoy it. as soooo many of you love to point out, it's not perfect, why should it be perfect? so D U H. of course that means criticism can and should arise???

also. hot take (by which i mean ice fucking cold because it's NOT a fucking hot take), but going around toting FALSE facts as part of your "defense" does not make you or your argument look good. you, like the author, should maybe do a basic fact check first. 🙃

tldr, if you like the book, that's genuinely great, but stay in your fucking lane and stop seeking out posts from people who didn't like it to start shit in the notes.

#flight of icarus #stranger things #this has happened to me and to so many of my friends and im fucking SICK of it #i didn't even hate the book either!! i thought it was just okay #and yet i STILL get all these book lovers jumping down my throat about things i say about the book #things that - HONESTLY are not even like that scathing!!!!! #like god damn all im asking for is a little BASIC effort from the author and they all think thats me asking for her head on a platter #its NOT #i have no problem with the author #she's whatever to me honestly just a vessel through which the book was given to us #ALSO she is some nebulous blob way outside my orbit. AS IN any critiques i have of her and her work are NOT direct assaults on her??? #like i dont fucking KNOW her #im not saying any of this to her face #she is a published writer she should KNOW the risks she is taking when she publishes her writing #not everyone is going to like it! there are going to be people who are critical of it! there are going to be people who hate it! #critiques and pointing out mistakes and wishing for things to have been different is not a fucking direct attack #those things are actually pretty fucking common responses to ANYTHING #and a lot of times theyre actually meant as useful helpful things geared towards improvement and not something to tear someone down with #some people on the internet need to go touch grass and learn how to CRITICALLY THINK again #the world is not as black and white as you think #n e ways. rant over. if you stuck around through all of that kudos to you. i am just. at the end of my rope with this bullshit.

[lily-s-world]

Bridgerton: Drops Queen Charlotte to give a backstory about two beloved characters of the show.

Some Fans: Where's Polin???!!! We need them now.

Bridgerton: Delivers Polin clips and information on the show.

Some Fans: Okay.

Bridgerton: Also adds a clip about Kanthony, one of the most popular couples in the show.

Some Fans: Y'all just hate Polin at this point. You won't even develop Colin's right because you don't show him! You are ruining it!!

#honestly #this type of fans needs to go outside and touch some grass #your toxicity is ruining the experience #netflix #queen charlotte #lady danbury #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #kate sharma #anthony bridgerton #toxic fans #bridgerton

[princessanneftw]

Now, as I expected, there are conspiracy theories about Tim’s black eye being posted on Twitter. I often wonder if these people are pretending to be really stupid, or if it’s not an act. Either way, I still can’t determine which option is worse.

#please #put the phone down #go outside #touch some grass #get some help #speak to someone #anyone

[werewolf-cuddles]

Jesus christ, do these losers have nothing better to do with their lives?

#''worst movie ever made'' jesus fucking christ #go outside #get some sun #touch some grass #the marvels is by no means a perfect movie #honestly i consider it to be pretty decent overall #but to call it ''the worst movie ever made''? #really??? #go watch something other than superhero movies you fucking loser