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channoticedmeuwu · 3 years
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i can finally say that i’m “watching youtube at 3 am” because it is actually, in fact, 3 am and i am actually, in fact, watching youtube
i know, shocker
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miscellaneous-bnha · 3 years
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Poly! Ghosts Hawks/Shouto x Fem! Reader
Commissioned by @bobawithpomegranate
CW: Nothing too bad. Strangers to friends to FWB to lovers, Some light angst, happy ending, Shouto eats Hawks’ cum to prove a point, Hawks and Shouto throwing shade at each other, spitroasting, reader is constantly overstimmed at the end --------------------------------------------------------
Your quirk quite literally made you see dead people.
Thankfully, you don’t actually have to see what caused their death, but rather during their best moment before their passing.
Your ability to interact with them, however, solely depends on their state of mind during their passing.
For people who were in grief over their passing, they were often too hysterical to communicate with.
People who’d come to accept their passing were easier to talk to, but touching was relatively impossible because they were on their way into transitioning into another life. Their energy was too little to physically interact with.
People who weren’t in grief over their passing, but still struggled to accept it would be able to make physical contact with you as well as avoid the hysteria.
In other words:
You hadn’t expected to literally run into pro heroes Hawks and Shouto
3 months after their supposed passing.
You were skeptical because no bodies were ever found.
But now you knew.
And it was awkward.
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“So…” you slide into your apartment with the ghosts of the former(?) pro-heroes shortly behind you, “you died during the last villain attack, then?” Hawks shrugs.
“Technically, yes, but also no. Do you remember what the villain’s quirk was?”
“To make people ‘disappear’ or something?”
“Yeah, something like that. Come to find out, their quirk turns people into ghosts. We don’t actually know if we’re dead or alive.”
“That would explain your continued existence then.”
For the next several hours, the three of you talk about the possibilities, but with no safe way of testing any of your theories, you opt to just giving them a space to stay, even if they don’t actually need it.
The next morning, you thank your lucky stars that you don’t have work, considering you would have been 4 hours late by now. You’re also slightly unnerved to find the both of them watching you.
“Sorry, but there isn’t exactly a whole lot we can do anymore. Watching you make funny faces in your sleep is the best we have.” Todoroki shrugs as you sputter indignantly,
“I don’t make funny faces.” “Sorry to tell you, but he’s not wrong. Your face is pretty funny.” you glare at the winged pro,
“You’re not helping.” He shrugs,
“Never said I was trying to.”
You decide to let them pick a Netflix show to leave on overnight, making sure it would continue to run for several hours uninterrupted as you slept.
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the show they ended up coming to agree on was some weird trashy reality show.
You didn’t even know it’s existed.
But that’s ok
You didn’t need to know.
Watching them float around your apartment and explore was… a little unnerving, to say the least.
Considering this was your private space and all
But they were good company
Hawks talks a lot about how he misses fried chicken, and that you should eat some for him every time you try and get food together
Only to be interrupted by Todoroki
Honestly, you thought it was to be like “leave her alone and let her eat what she wants”
But then boy really was out here like “she should eat cold soba for me instead”
Like wow, thanks.
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“C’mon, mini Endeavor! Don’t be so cold.” 
‘Wow, talk about shots fired.’ you raise your eyebrows, turning to Shouto
“Call me that again, and I’ll roast you alive you KFC reject.”
‘Oh yikes; returned serve.’ you look at Hawks from the corner of your eye.
“Oooh, feisty kitty. Little calico catboy. Besides, we’re ghosts; I don’t think you can kill me like this.”
‘Saucy. Pro Hero Hawks confesses to knowing what catboys are.’ you bite your lip, raising your glass to take a sip.
“Test me again and you’ll find out, Red Robin.”
‘He’s got you there.’ you nod to yourself.
“Fair enough.”
It’s silent for a moment; you set your glass down and look up just in time to see Hawks smirk.
“If it makes you feel better… your dad tastes about as awful as he acts.” It doesn’t make Shouto feel better, but it’s good to know that the most damage he can do is strangle Hawks.
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“They’re good company” you decide
But you’ve been pent up for almost a month now, and you decide that you’re almost horny enough to rent a hotel room to ‘solve your problems’
But you don’t because that’s a little weird
That doesn’t stop you from fantasizing though.
You don’t expect them to be watching you in the morning one day
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“I thought I put Netflix on for y’all.” You turn into your pillow, groaning quietly as your legs and back stretch.
“We were watching it…” Todoroki starts,
“Then a certain little missy started making noises.” you grunt, perturbed.
“Okay, so I sleep talk. What about it?”
“I don’t know if you could call that *sleep talking*, per se…” You peek an eye open at Hawks, squinting when you notice his grin, “What do you think, catboy?”
“Definitely wouldn’t call it sleep talking.” He says from the other side of you. You don’t expect the small smirk on his lips, nor do you expect the way he stares at you so intensely.
“What… do you mean…?” you shove yourself further under your sheets, heart rising up into your throat.
“Sounds like someone’s a *little*...” Hawks looms over you, lips next to your ear, “pent up.”
You shiver hard, but cough and try to save face.
“How do I know you’re not lying to me?” you grumble, closing your eyes as if you were trying to go back to sleep.
“I bet if we take those pretty panties of yours, they’ll be soaked right now.” Hawks presses, eyes growing hungrier.
You flounder for a moment, and that’s all it takes for Hawks to make his move.
“Do you want some help, birdie? Want me to use my fingers on that pretty little pussy?” You shudder and whine, growing embarrassingly wet,
“I bet you’re just dripping from the thought, aren’t you?”
“Sh-shut up…” you spit weakly, pressing your thighs together.
“C’mon, why don’t you let me help?” His hands are slapped away before they can pull the sheets from you.
“Maybe she doesn’t want you to touch her,” Shouto slides his hand down your back; before you can whine in protest, more than willing to follow through, he continues.
“Maybe she’d rather have a real man touch her, not some ‘Original Recipe’ asshole.” You laugh into the pillow despite yourself.
Even now, Shouto somehow manages to make this into some strange competition they’ve been having, but you don’t complain when two pairs of— admittedly cold— hands pull away the sheets.
Especially when you’re no longer finding yourself in need of a hotel room.
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Somehow, you end up being Friends with Benefits with both of them.
Though they only ever used their fingers and mouths on you, but you weren’t going to complain
“It’s the least we could do, since you’re giving us somewhere to linger and free entertainment.”
Or so they said, anyway.
Somehow they learn just when you’re in desperate need of their touch before you even walk in through the door, almost instantly tugging you in and throwing your clothes off.
Despite the strange circumstances, you end up growing closer to the both of them over time
Part of you dreads the day you figure out how to reverse the villain's quirk
Assuming it’s possible
Not only were they both the best bed partners you could ask for
You genuinely enjoy their company and shady banter
But in moments when you’re all huddled up on the couch, watching yet another trashy reality show
You forget they’re ghosts in the first place
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“God, I can’t believe Jasmine.” You scoff, throwing a piece of popcorn at the TV.
“Right? Paula didn’t deserve that shit. That girl is a queen.” Hawks grumbles in agreement, groaning when the interviewers cut to Jasmine.
“Agreed. Paula is queen.”
“It’s a miracle the two of you haven’t completely fried your brains watching this.” Shouto rolls his eyes, reading a book you brought home the other day.
“Shut up. You’re just mad Bernadette got voted off last week.” Hawks throws a kernel at Shouto, but— expectedly— it goes right through him.
“Bernie was the only decent girl and you both know it.” He glares, borderline pouting.
You smile, bittersweet. You grab the kernel that phased right through Shouto and continue watching the episode in silence.
You’re too lost in thought to notice the way they look at you.
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At one point, their words and touches become so much sweeter, even outside the bedroom
When, however, is a question you couldn’t even begin to answer.
Some days, you wake up to the two of them brushing your cheeks, your hair.
Shouto grabs your hand gently, planting a soft peck on it with a quiet ‘Good morning, sweetheart.’
Hawks following up with a kiss to your  temple, “how’d you sleep?”
Other times, they would greet you at the door, asking about your day as they helped you out of your coat, taking your bag from you.
It felt so domestic, so peaceful, so *loving*
 you were afraid of it shattering like glass under a sledgehammer
But as they say, all good things must come to an end
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“Good morning, hummingbird.” You groan when Hawks presses a kiss to your eyelid, warm fingers tracing over your cheek.
Warm?
You open your eyes, whipping your head to look at the winged hero, “Hawks? You’re warm??”
He grins, pretending to be bashful, “Oh, why thank you! I’ve been told I’m rather nice.”
“No no no, you’re warm. Not cold.” You grab his hand and inspect it, thumbs pressing into his palms. He grunts,
“Well, now that you mention it, the room *is* a bit cold.” You hardly pay attention to him though when you’re suddenly stumbling out into the living room.
“Shou? Shouto?” You find him sitting on the couch. He looks up from the book, shocked.
“Yes? What is it? Are you okay??” He stands, meeting you halfway as you press your hands to his cheeks.
“Warm…” you whisper, heart thumping painfully in your chest.
“Well, at least your left side is.” You pull your hands away from his cheeks as he looks at you baffled, then to Hawks.
“Is everything alright? What’s going on?”
“I think… I think you’re human again.” You laugh humorlessly, and they look at you skeptically.
“Human? How? We didn’t do anything.” you give an exaggerated shrug,
“I don’t know, but how else am I supposed to explain your temperature.” They stay silent. You expect them to.
A pregnant pause, then you let out a shaky breath.
“I gotta call someone…” you tug at your hair, “Before someone finds out and I get accused for kidnapping you both.”
“Well, let’s not be too hasty, I mean” — Hawks shrugs— “everyone thinks we’re dead anyway. Wait and see if we stay warm.”
“And if they find out you’re here? Then what?” You grimace, more at the idea of them disappearing than the consequences, but you also knew that you wouldn’t be able to financially handle the backlash.
They both stay silent, Hawks giving you a shaky smile. “Then… just a couple of days. Just to make sure we’re actually back.”
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The next two days were unbearable
The tension in the air thick enough to cut with a knife
The timing of the universe must have been lined up for this very moment, your first two days off in months leaving you stuck between them on the couch
Nobody said a word, not even when Bernadette made a surprise comeback in season 9
Thinking about constantly being alone again made your heart turn to ice 
But as it stood, all you had connecting you was the ghosting quirk and your FWB relationship
But as quick as it came, it was gone
The number of officials flooding your apartment and interrogating you was overwhelming, but Hawks and Shouto were quick to step in and explain
At least, everything they could anyway
According to the association, they couldn’t squeeze anything out of the villain responsible for changing Hawks and Shouto into ghosts
But once they confirmed that you were not a threat, they left you with a “light” warning
In other words: “Stay away. You’ve done enough”
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Your house was so quiet, yet the T.V was on, your phone playing music, trying desperately to distract yourself with the book Shouto was reading. Nothing worked.
You still felt the way their presence lingered, practically permeated the room. You couldn’t sleep in your own bed anymore, sheets feeling far too warm. Sitting anywhere other than the middle seat on your couch made you feel like you were taking up someone’s space. Your kitchen seemed to have just a little too much space to move.
Two months pass since they’ve left, and it never seemed to get better. Rather than stressed, you just felt... tired. You wanted to feel anything but tired, but the echoes of their banter only reminded you that they were gone…
And you were alone once again.
You had no way of contacting them, and they were probably far too busy with the press to even think about the nobody girl who found them wandering.
Days blended together until it all came falling down. You fell into watching the news, the tabloids all celebrating the return of their favorite heroes Hawks and Shoto. Even Endeavor seemed uncharacteristically floored to see his son alive and well.
You laughed bitterly; ‘I would bet money on the fact that he probably rolled his eyes when he saw his father.’ wry smile on your lips.
Maybe another cup of coffee would be worthwhile.
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You told yourself daily to just get over the unrequited feelings, yet you still yearned to see them every day.
You wished it were easier to pretend they were never here at all
Especially when they did it so well.
Though you supposed it was all the hero work talking.
You couldn’t bring yourself to finish the last season you’d been watching with them, memories still too fresh even if it’s been more than a couple of months since you touched it
Netflix did a wonderful job at reminding you constantly
Eventually, you stopped watching netflix too
But couldn’t bring yourself to stop paying for a subscription, naively believing they would be back to continue as if nothing changed
You loathed it
Yet it was the only illusion you had left
Until it wasn’t an illusion anymore
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It’s half passed one in the morning when you hear a knock at your door, frantic and desperate. You stumble out off the couch, nearly ramming your body into the door in an attempt to peek through the peephole.
You couldn’t believe your eyes when a flash of crimson feathers crossed your vision.
You yank the door open, wondering if this was some sort of cruel dream when you’re brutally reminded that it’s not, and that Hawks is-- indeed-- standing in front of you. In the flesh.
“Hey birdie.” he starts, looking far too exhausted.
“Hawks…” you whisper breathless, lungs rattling in disbelief when you inhale.
“Yeah… it’s me. The calico wanted to be here too, but his dad wouldn’t let him out of the house.” he smiles, strained.
“Shouto… wait, why are you here?” you glance around his form nervously, expecting to see blood. He swallows a thick lump,
“Can’t a bird just come say hello?”
You wheeze, smile more like a grimace, but you step aside and let him in. He walks around, more than well acquainted with every corner. Fingers running over your furniture, as if he were still trying to feel the memories that lingered.
“S’ colder than I remember.” he whispers and you nod,
“Yeah… Heater broke some time last month. Still waiting for the landlord to get back to me.” he doesn’t reply, staring at your bedroom door.
It’s painfully silent, but you’re afraid he’ll disappear if you say something now. You can’t tell what he’s thinking, not with his back facing you. Then he turns, and suddenly you’re far too aware of all the words he has to say to you.
For the first time in months, you feel like you’re burning alive.
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By the time Hawks was through with you, the sun was high in the sky.
You didn’t think you’d be able to say you got dicked down hard enough to stay stuck in bed, yet here you were
Stuck in bed
His fingers run through your hair, sweet words of adoration leaving his lips with every kiss he presses to your skin
You can hardly believe that Hawks is still here
Even after he’s spent all night and all morning fucking it into you
You don’t remember the number of times he’s whispered how much he’s missed you
How much he wanted you
How much he needed you
Yet here he was
Fingers rubbing into your skin how badly he needed you to be real
The blissful illusion broken by sharp knocking on your front door
Yet Hawks-- or rather Keigo, as he insists-- still smiles
“Hope you’re not too tired, birdie… Your day’s only just begun.”
You don’t know if you should be afraid or not.
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“Shou--!” you’re cut off when he practically scrambles into your bed, lips smothering yours.
“Fuck, I missed you baby.” he growls against your lips, ‘I’m a little pissed the Chick-fil-a wannabe got to you first though.” “You’re still on that, huh.” Hawks muses, lazy grin on his lips when you squeal at the cold air hitting your skin, blanket gracelessly thrown to the side by the half-and-half hero.
“And you made a fuckin’ mess, asshole.” Shouto grumbles when he pulls your hips to the edge of the bed, forcing your legs open. You can feel the way Keigo’s cum drips out of you, making you flush in embarrassment.
“Don’t… don’t stare, dammit.” you cover your face, knowing full well that he would never let you push his head away.
From experience, of course.
“Ruined such a pretty little pussy... “ you hear him mutter before his tongue is licking a wet stripe up the length of your pussy, circling around your clit before sucking it into his mouth. You’re still so sensitive, and you almost howl in sweet agony from the way your clit throbs and stings from the overstimulation.
“Whoops, can’t have you alerting the neighbors now can we?” Keigo says as he sits on the bed next to your head, stuffing his fingers into your mouth.
You can tell he’s only pretending to play it cool, his wings puffing out impressively the longer he watches your face twist and your eyes cross, moaning and humming around his fingers. You feel cold fingers press into you and you gasp, the temperature shock making your clench harder around them. “Oops, sorry. Should have warned you.” Shouto hums, not sounding the least bit sorry. His fingers press and coax the deepest parts of you, massaging your gummy walls. You arch and cry out, thankful that Keigo’s fingers were capable of muffling your noises.
“Geez, you’re wasting all my milk there, kitty cat.” you can hear the shit eating grin on his face, but it’s quick to drop when Shouto’s suddenly licking and sucking, slurping obscenely before pulling away and giving Keigo an unamused ‘meow’.
Keigo doesn’t respond, too shocked for his usual witty comebacks, but that doesn’t deter Shouto from trailing his warmer fingers up your body, pressing over your stomach.
The contrast between his cold fingers prodding around inside you and the warm ones pressing down on your tummy makes you breathless, cumming with a squeaky moan, thighs shaking around Shouto’s head. He chuckles, amused at the way you clench around his fingers, coaxing you through your orgasm until you slack against the bed.
You’re suddenly turned around, head hanging off the edge of the bed, still lying flat on your back.
“Wha…” you slur, attempting to look at Shouto who’s climbing on the bed, pulling your legs over  his hips when suddenly Keigo’s standing by your head, leaning down and planting a sweet kiss on your lips.
“Think you can take us both at the same time, hummingbird?” his cock is in his hand, stroking lazily. You swallow, chewing on your lip before nodding slowly.
You weren’t actually sure, but you’d be damned if you didn’t at least try.
“Atta girl…” he praises, stroking your cheek gently before pressing the tip against your lips. You give it a cheeky little kiss to mask your own nerves, tongue poking out to tease him before your mouth drops open into a moan, the feeling of Shouto filling you up immediately distracting you.
“It’s not nice to tease, baby.” he teases you, hips smacking into yours rudely. You choke when Keigo fills your mouth, fighting to relax your throat.
You’re thankful that he’s at least taking some care to help support your head and neck, but your thoughts are quick to drift away as Shouto stuffs and stretches your cunt, nothing but grunts and hums leaving you as Keigo slowly fills your mouth.
“God, what a pretty sight birdie. Your little throat flexing around my cock.” he mutters, hand caressing the front of your throat, squeezing gently. You try to focus on keeping your breathing even, but it’s hard when Shouto continues to insist on fucking you so roughtly.
“Your cute little cunny looks so small, stretched around my fat cock baby.” he groans, only taking a short moment to savor the way his cock looks covered in your juices and some of Keigo’s leftover cum, almost immediately slamming into that spot that has your eyes crossing, stars flashing across your vision.
You lose complete track of time as they take you in every which way until suddenly you’re waking up, clean and tucked into bed. Hawks sits on your left, Shouto to your right. Hands caress your body sweetly, whispered words almost enough to distract you from the aching pain in your body.
“Sorry, sweetheart… we got carried away” Shouto kisses your knuckles gently, eyes gentle compared to the ferocity they had before.
“It’s been so long since we’ve been able to see you, touch you… I thought I was going to go crazy,” Keigo follows up.
You don’t think you could talk even if you tried, so you just squeeze their hands. They squeeze back silently, all three of you basking in each other's presence.
Something tells you that they won’t be going anywhere any time soon.
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mypimpademia · 4 years
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Bakugo, Todoroki, and Shinso quarantining w black s/o
Bakugo x Todoroki x black!reader x Shinso
TW: Swearing, refers to sexual activities at the end of each of them
Note: Yes, I did do most of this stuff in quarantine. [And they're aged up as always]
BAKUGO
He honestly feels like he's losing his shit
And he probably would if he did have you with him
You guys are staying up all night and watching Wild n Out, Basic to Bougie, 90 Day Fiance, all that shit
And of course Bad Girls Club
He claims he hates 90 Day Fiance and BGC, but he stays watching that shit, even if he has the remote or youre on his phone
His sleep schedule is fucked up
And by fucked up, I mean its a few hours past the old man's bed time
He goes to bed at 1 am now instead of 9 pm
But still wakes up at 9 am
He took a leave on hero work because of covid
He loves his job almost as much as he loves you (aw💖)
But hes not gonna risk his health for it
"Fuck all that bullshit, as much as I love my job, I'm staying my ass in this house. And you are too. I'll be damned if you catch it, especially if its from me."
Yall only go out once a week
He could minimize it to once every other week, but he tried that and it almost drove him crazy
There aren't any exceptions unless there's an emergency
Makes you wear gloves and use a reusable mask that he washes as soon as yall get home
And you get mostly essentials but he'll ask you if you want candy or anything and he'll buy a big box of brownie mix if you like brownies just to hold you over for a while
Also stocks up on meds like pain killers and allergy pills
No fucks given, he will hit up different stores for toilet paper
"WHY ARE ALL THESE FUCKIN IDIOTS TAKING THE TOILET PAPER?? I KNOW DAMN FUCKIN WELL YALL DONT SHIT THAT MUCH, AND HALF OF YALL PROBABLY DONT EVEN WIPE."
Hes gonna experiment with cooking more now that he has time
Writes down all the recipes that work out
Youre his taste tester so you best believe you bouta be eatin good 😌
If you want your hair done he'll order it online unless yall are already out
Hes gonna make sure that you're eating good and feeling okay because these are tough times 🥺
But hes gonna do it in his own way and act like he's not concerned
"Hey idiot, do you wanna pass out? You haven't been drinking water today, I can tell. I'm getting you a full cup, you better drink it all."
"You haven't eaten anything today, I'm making you dinner."
"Your hair is dry, come here so I can help you put oil on it. I keep telling you to take care of it, ill laught at you if you go bald." He wont
Also has you work out with him do you can stay in shape
Libido?
Yessir
Every other day, anywhere (except in public because hes not about to get sick), at anytime
It goes 50/50
Sometimes its just because hes in the mood
Other times hes feeling really soft and wants to show you that he loves you
All in all its a mixture of Bakugo losing his shit and loving you all in one
TODOROKI
He's pretty chill about it
Just super bored
Starts watching BGC, binges Basic to Bougie and 90 Day Fiance
Oddly enough he really enjoys watching Love & Hip Hop????
He finds it interesting
Especially likes Cardis season because its funny and hella memes came out of it
Don't get me wrong tho I aint a Cardi stan but you gotta admit that she's mad funny im a barb at heart tho
His crackhead really comes out over quarantine
He'll start referencing random ass memes
Hes mostly on leave for hero work unless they really need him
In that case he wears a mask and gloves out
When he gets home the first thing he does is reference BGC
"WHATS UP BAD BITCHES"
And thats how you know he's home
Goes to bed at like 1:30 - 2 am
Only because he doesn't want to be passed out if he's needed for hero duties
Goes out every other week
Mainly for basic essentials, but if you want a little extra he'll buy it
Anything else he'll buy online
Also goes to other stores to buy more toilet paper
Figured out that hes really good at crochets
So if you want your hair done he'll order any crochets you want off Amazon and do them for you
Takes care of you and makes sure your doing well all together
"Did you eat today baby?"
"How much water have you had today?"
"Have you been putting oil on your hair?"
Lotsss of cold soba
But he cooks a few other things so that its not the same thing 24/7
Asks Fuyumi for help when he doesn't know how to cook something super well
If you're the type to go to bed hella late, he'll make sure you sleep a full 8 hours
Even if you wake up after 5 he'll ask you to take a nap with him
Has you work out with him every now and then so you can both stay healthy
Not too much libido
He didn't get in the mood like that even before quarantine
Its not every other day like Bakugo though
More like twice a week
Anymore than that and it'll probably be because you needed it rather than him
If its after a mission it'll be slower just so he can show you how much he loves and appreciates you for being someone he can come home to and just being you
If its more spontaneous he'll be slightly rough but still a pretty slow
But it's a lot of crackhead Todoroki and soft Todoroki
SHINSO
He's doing fine
Just more bored than usual
I feel like Shinso likes cartoons so hes rewatching a bunch of childhood cartoons
Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Regular Show, all that good shit
Lotsss of cartoon quotes
Yall are having a pillow fight and he grabs 2 pillows and claps you?
"Cheatin ass bitch."
"Street rules, man." (Regular Show quote for those who don't know)
Please sing the bacon pancake song (Adventure Time) with him while yall make breakfast
He'll be so happy
If you do something stupid hes gonna do a lemon grab (Adventure time) quote
"UNACCEPTABLE"
On leave for hero work
Really doesn't care about getting himself sick unless he gets super sick or dies
But hes not about to get you sick
He'd genuinely rather get himself sick and die than get you sick
Yall go out twice a week
Once to get essentials and another just to get out
I feel like shinso is a decent cook so he'll cook for you
Write down recipes that you like
Also gets some off the internet
Works better with natural hair than braids and crochets
So he'll do slick backs for you and maybe give you a ponytail or something if you ask but he'd rather do 100% natural just because hes better at it and he likes natural black hair
Can also do half wigs
Takes care of you more than himself
So you have to take care of each other
"Did you drink water today, Doll?"
"I did, did you?"
"Did you eat today?"
"No, and you haven't either. What should we eat for lunch?"
"You havent been putting oil on you hair. Do you want me to help you, kitty?"
Small work out sessions
Maybe like 15 min a day
Full body tho because hes too lazy to split up days
Does to bed at like 4 - 6 am
Mostly just watching YouTube and binging cartoons and eating
Insomnia Cookies? (If you dont know, its a cookie place that delivers till 3 am and theyre so good-)
YESSIRRR
Yall gain back any weight you burned off from exercising earlier that day
Pizza, cookies, chicken nuggets, fries, fried chicken, etc.
Basically just a constant sleep over
Libido to the max
Once or twice a day
Nothing public because germs
Normally rough
But every now and then he'll get soft and just tell you how much he loves you and appreciates you
His aftercare for times like that consists of a bubble bath, lots of hugs, food and cartoons😌
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chaoticvisual · 6 years
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Girlfriend Ruins Food They Made and Feels Bad
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Hyunwoo (Shownu) 
You were trying to surprise your boyfriend by making him a home cooked meal after his long month of being on tour. As you left the meat on the stove to marinate, you went to set up the dinner table with some candles and romantic music playing. Figuring the meat should have more time to cook, you went to go freshen up and put of the new black dress you bought for his arrival home. You wanted something sexy but not too sexy. As you were finishing touching up your makeup, you hear the clicking of keys in the door. You rush out of your bedroom and open the door to greet him with big hug, “Welcome home my love!” He chuckled dropping his bags so he could rap his arms around you, “Jagiya, I missed you.” He paused and sniffed the air, “Is something… burning?” Your eyes go wide remembering dinner. You both rush to the kitchen where smoke is just starting to fill the kitchen. You start fanning the alarms while Hyunwoo turns off the stove and puts the pan in the sink and turns on the cold water. As the panic dies down, you hug your boyfriend around the waist, “I’m sorry about dinner.” He chuckles and kisses the top of your head, “That’s okay, let's order in and watch some movies, yeah?”
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Hoseok (Wonho)
You know your boyfriend Hoseok had a very long week with dance rehearsals, interviews and  getting ready for the upcoming tour. So, being the best girlfriend ever, you decided to cook his favorite meal and watch both of your favorite tv show. You decided to cook up a teriyaki chicken stir fry to surprise him when he came home. As it began to simmer, you went to change into some comfy clothes so you both could have a nice evening together. It wouldn’t be another hour until Hoseok was home, so you turned on the tv and watched a few episodes of a K-Drama you’ve been working on. You were so invested in your show that you didn’t hear the front door open. “Y/N? I’m home, what’s that smell?” Hoseok called out. “Oh shit!” You yelled out running to the kitchen, you completely forgot about dinner and there was smoke coming out of the lid of the pan. You quickly rushed over to the stove to turn it off. Hoseok stood in the door frame of the kitchen and just shook his head, giggling at you, “Was that dinner?” You looked at him sadly, “Yeah, I knew you’ve been working hard and I wanted to surprise you but…” He smiled and walked up to you to wrap his arms around you, “That’s okay jagiya, let's start over and do it together.”
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Minhyuk
You and your boyfriend Minhyuk loved going out to eat together. Trying new restaurants was something you both loved to do for dates, but for this date you wanted to do something different. You both decided it would be fun to make homemade pizzas together. You both talked about your weeks while continuing to put all the toppings on your pizza. Once you were both satisfied with your beautiful pizza, you placed it in the oven and set the timer. You both decided to begin the movie you picked for date night and cuddled up on the couch. You don’t really remember dozing off but you both woke up the fire alarm going off. You and MInhyuk rushed to the kitchen, you went to turn off the alarm while Minhyuk grabbed the fire extinguisher under the sink to spray the oven. Once everything calm downed, you and Minhyuk looked at each other and just burst out laughing. “I’m sorry babe,” you said hugging him, “I shouldn’t have fallen asleep.”He looks at you lovingly and pushed a strand of hair behind your ear, “It’s not your fault. Maybe we should just order pizza instead.”
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Kihyun 
Since your boyfriend Kihyun loved to cook, he was always making dinner for the two of you. Some days it was something casual like a nice bowl of ramen. Oth days it was something extravagant, almost like he was serving you a 4 course meal. But tonight you decide to cook for him. Nothing too fancy just simple sweet and sour chicken. You know Kihyun would be out all day with the boys at dance practice, so you had plenty of time to get the ingredients from the store and begin preparing dinner. You tied Kihyun’s ‘kiss the cook’ apron around your waist and turned on your favorite music as you begin preparing your meal. Once the chicken was simmering, you decide to go freshen up for Kihyun’s arrival home. While you were getting ready, you didn’t hear Kihyun come in through the front door, bouquet of flowers in hand, “Y/N?” You walked out towards where he was standing by the front door, a big smile on your face, “Welcome home. I have a surprise for you.” He walked over to you, setting the flowers down on the table, to wrap his arms around you, “Oh yeah? What is it?” He began giving you small kisses on your cheek, traveling down to your neck. Getting distracted, you completely forgot what you were gonna say, until he stopped kissing and started sniffing the air, “Jagiya, what’s that smell? Were you cooking?” You froze, you totally forgot about dinner! Rushing to the kitchen, you saw smoke coming off your chicken and your rice about to boil over. You turned off the stove and put the chicken in the sink in case it caught fire, “I’m so sorry love, I wanted to surprise you since you always cook for me.” He just chuckled and gave you a soft kiss on the lips, “That’s okay, I wouldn’t mind going straight to dessert.”
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Hyungwon
You and your boyfriend Hyungwon were an odd couple when it came to cooking. Neither of you liked to do it so it was very rare when one of you cooked. Sometimes one of you would do it for anniversaries or if one of you wanted something special from the other. But today was just an average day, you were watching the food network and the chefs were making fried shrimp, which was Hyungwon’s favorite food. As you watched them prepare it, you realized how easy to was and decided to surprise your boyfriend. You quickly went to the store to get all your ingredients and hurried home so you could finish dinner before he arrived. You got to work, rewinding the cooking show so you could follow along. Once you placed them in the fryer you set a timer and waited. While you were waiting, you got a call from your best friend who you haven’t talked to in awhile. You talked on the phone for awhile, not realizing how long it had been since you put the shrimp in the fryer. You heard the keys jiggle in the door and got off the phone with your friend, rushing to the kitchen to pull the shrimp out of the fryer, only to see them shriveled up and burnt. “Oh no,” you whispered. “Y/N, I’m home. What smells so g-” He stopped mid sentence as he walked into the kitchen to see you and your super fried shrimp, “Oh no, what happened?” He tried to hide his laugh when he saw how sad you were about the shrimp. “I tried to surprise you but I forgot about them,” You said sadly putting your head on his chest. “Ah, I wasn’t in the mood for shrimp anyway,” He said kissing the top of your head. “Let’s go out tonight, you can wear that new dress you bought, and I can wear the shirt you like so much on me.”
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Jooheon
Your boyfriend Jooheon had a long week with practicing new choreography and basically living at the recording studio, but today was his day off and you planned to spend the whole day together. It was still early and you wanted your boyfriend to get the sleep he needed, so quietly sneaking out of bed, you headed to the kitchen to surprise him with breakfast in bed. You decided to keep it simple with eggs, hashbrowns and pancakes. He loved pancakes but you’ve never made them before so hopefully YouTube can teach you. You started the coffee first and then got to work on the hashbrowns and eggs first, since you’ve made those before. Then you began watching a Youtube video on how to make the perfect pancakes. You were very focused on the video and measuring the ingredients for the batter that you didn’t notice a tired Jooheon come into the kitchen, “Good morning.” You almost spilled the batter on the floor when you jumped from his voice, “Babe, what are you doing up? Go back to bed.” He just shrugged, “It smelled good and you weren’t there for cuddles so I got up.” You rolled your eyes and put your hands on your hips, “I was going to surprise you with breakfast in bed.” “Aww jagiya,”He said placing his hand to his heart, “you didn’t have to do that.” He walked up to you and enveloped you in a giant hug. You hugged him back, completely forgetting about the pancake you had in the skillet. “Um Y/N?” He said pulling back slightly, “Your pancake is burning.” “Woops,” You said turning back to the stove to flip the pancake to its other side. One side was black while the other a nice golden brown, “This one is yours Joohoonie.”
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Changkyun (I.M)
Your boyfriend Changkyun was visiting you on break from tour when he came down with a cold, and since you’re the best girlfriend ever you wanted to do everything you could to make him feel better. While he was resting on the couch, you decided to call your mom and ask her the best remedies to fight a cold and she suggested spicy ramen noodles. She sent you the recipe and luckily you had all the ingredients for the ramen and got to work while your boyfriend slept. You begin preparing the ramen, add the correct amounts of everything into the recipe. You realized the recipe only called for 2 teaspoons of chili bean paste, “Well that doesn’t sound right.” So instead you add 2 tablespoons of chili bean paste to give it an extra kick. Once the ramen is finished, you decide to also make some oolong tea with honey because tea is the best medicine. Putting the tea and ramen on a tray, you brought it over to your sleeping boyfriend on the couch. “Changkyun,” you whispered gently nudging him, “wake up, I made you some ramen and tea.” He slowly opened his eyes and smiled at you, “Thank you jagiya.” He sat up and reached for the chopsticks next to the large bowel and grabbed a thing of noodles and veggies. He blew on it before putting a large helping in his mouth. He began to chew smiling at you, but then his smile dropped. He quickly swallowed and began fanning his mouth, “Too spicy!” You smiled and nodded, “It’ll help you get better faster, clear up those sinuses.” He got up quickly and rushed to the kitchen for water, “I’m gonna die before I get better.”
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