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aedesluminis · 5 months

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Sono stufa, sono incazzata come una bestia. Non me ne frega un cazzo che i femminicidi sono in lieve calo rispetto agli anni scorsi secondo le statistiche. Non me ne frega nulla finché questi episodi continueranno a succedere, finché anche solo una ragazza dovrà vivere con il terrore di essere uccisa, e quasi sicuramente succederà visto che in queste situazioni l'aiuto che la vittima riceve è infimo in Italia. Fanculo la vostra pena e la vostra pietà, il vostro buonismo. "Bisogna essere civili, bisogna saper perdonare". Perché si, c'é già qualcuno che parla in questi termini. Cosa c'é di civile nel pugnalare 20 volte una giovane ragazza, solo perché ha osato rompere un rapporto? Cosa c'é di civile nel continuare a vederla, apparentemente comportarsi bene con lei ingannandola, fino a premeditare un'omicidio e una conseguente fuga? Cosa si vuole perdonare a qualcuno che compie un gesto simile?

Più di 200 anni fa Saint-Just diceva "colui che farà del male a una ragazza sarà bandito". Ecco, non sarebbe una cattiva idea: leviamoci 'sti elementi che non sono in grado di vivere in un società civile e che nemmeno una riabilitazione potrà aiutare. Cosa c'è da riabilitare in uno così?

#riposa in pace Giulia #ho sperato fino all'ultimo che fossi ancora viva #too fucking annoyed to write in english

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thelastunicornflipouts · 9 months

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Off topic: I have watched “Luca” for the first time and I loved it

At last one movie that does not rely on offensive (yet widely accepted and deeply annoying) Italian stereotypes.

Massimo is the best character, period.

Ercole really is your typical small-town bully.

When I have heard “Il gatto e la volpe” I started to shamelessly sing because that song rocks.

Homemade pesto is a pain in the ass to make.

For non-Italian speakers: the key for speaking Italian is a sweet pronunciation. No need to stress on double consonants, focus on vowels (like trenètte or Giuliètta, instead of treneTTe or GiulieTTa).

As for my criticism: no one - literally no one - cusses like Giulia does. I know it is a Pixar movie and that Italian is the language of love and music, but it still can be harsh when needed. I am not saying they should have used curse words (even though in my mind characters cuss like drydockers...) but you could literally use ‘cribbio’ or ‘cacchio’ or, if you wanted to be cute and still mediterranean ‘capperi!’ (literally, ‘capers’, which is a very common safe way for Italians to curse). No one uses cheeses as a way to cuss, not even children...

#off topic #Luca #Pixar #I really enjoyed the movie #Il gatto e la volpe made me sing like crazy #at last one movie that does not depict italians as mafiosi or deadbeats #I love Massimo #italy is a very diversified country #i come from a region that is literally the eastrn opposite of Liguria #(Friuli Venezia Giulia)#still I liked the movie a lot #just do not cuss like Giulia #It is weird and annoying

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deathshallbenomore · 2 years

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hello! I was wondering how is your Arabic learning coming along and I wanted to ask if you find it self studying - friendly? 👁️🤎

hiii bestie :) I'd say it's going quite well! (I think I've covered most of the topics you'd tackle at level A1 and that I might be entering level A2 - just to give you a very very approximate reference point)

self-studying has suited me very well (though I did follow a very short crash-course where I learnt some grammar and vocabulary), because the materials and resources available online (and while we're at it, un salutone agli amici della polizia postale) are quite vast ad helpful. and these days I need/prefer to go at a very relaxed pace, tailored to my daily chaos, so studying on my own has been the best decision, though I'll definitely want to follow a course at some point in the future, to improve my written/spoken interaction & pronunciation. but it's been enough for now!

so far, I've used

a little textbook on arabic script to learn the alphabet (writing each letter in its various forms and pronouncing it correctly) + some vocabulary and grammar

some pdf grammars I've somehow acquired

among which, another grammar that I mysteriously found together with its original audio files! (chef's kiss, really)

some lessons on youtube

several online translators

random insta pages about arabic culture and language

movies and tv shows in arabic

(many resources can also be found in some of the arabic language master-posts that you can find in the "arabic"/"arabic language" et. al. tags)

and I'd say that so far they've been more than enough! then, of course, I'm fully aware that in order to master a language you should study it with a professional, but I also think that in order to see if it can be your thing you can start on your own and see where it takes you. and I think that with the help of the above-mentioned resources it's absolutely feasible, so it's definitely worth a try!

have a nice evening :) :)

#also bestie I know that you've been studying other languages so! sorry in case you perceive this as some annoying Giulia-splaining #which definitely wasn't my intention!#but I wanted to answer in an exhaustive way to give you an idea of how I'm more or less successfully studying arabic on my own #anyway I hope this was helpful! <3 <3 <3 #and I'm always here in case you need further info! :)

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uroboros-if · 1 year

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i read your demo and loved it! i especially like ciocana, he's so mischievous and fun! can you tell us more about him?

Very honestly, I was also worried that Ciocana wouldn't be received well! It is hard to find a balance between "mischievous" and "downright annoying/rude". Please let me know if it ever crosses the latter—although I suspect it's also inevitable to happen as well. They can't always be so charming!

If you haven't seen the past post I made listing a few facts about them.

I mentioned before they are a child of Mirabella, the deity of natural disasters, and Giulia, the goddess of the moon and stars. Spoiler for the first chapter—their parent is the one you bump into at the ceremony!

They are also the youngest of three, which explains why they are so spoiled and over-the-top. They love dressing up in the grandest of clothes, even if there aren't people around to appreciate it!

They're probably the most "intelligent" of all the ROs—Luciel beats them in wisdom, Salvatore beats them in charisma, and Alessi beats them in common sense, but they are analytical and well-read. Despite being seen so little, they know quite a lot about mortal and divine affairs, and can be quite calculating and rational, in spite of how they present themselves.

I am not sure what else I can say about them that wouldn't be too spoilery, so I hope you'll look forward to seeing them in the IF! Feel free to ask more specific questions about them as well! <3 Thank you so so much for asking!!

#uroboros-if #uroboros #asks #edelle008 #ciocana #ciocana facts

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artist-kili · 19 days

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Some love for Prussia varieties:

2P Prussia is mute and speaks (mostly) ASL.

His name is Gilen / Giulia, depending on whether you see them more feminine or masculine

He has a prosthetic arm on the right side (from his perspective) thats decorated in steampunk

He likes steampunk but is too shy/embarrassed to wear it

He's non-binary, and doesnt care what pronouns you use and how frequently.

Gilen has a troubled relationship with 2P Germany. They argue a lot and get physical sometimes. Very unhealthy but dont you dare harm one of them because the other will (try) to kill you.

Gilen is atheist and crushes on 2P Poland. Because he searches for sarcastic men that will bash your head in if you call them a b*****.

Some love for Julia too:

She used to be very religious and was a nun during her childhood and early adulthood. She lost her faith gradually after Nyo Onights Templar died.

She's mostly atheist but found a heavy interest in Wicca. She doesnt consider herself Wiccan tho.

She loves purples and layered clothes a la renfaire.

She likes to annoy Nyo Poland a lot.

She's greyromantic.

And 2P Nyo Prussia:

(from her perspective) has prosthetics as her right arm and left leg.

Loves half capes / shoulder capes

aroace

has a tattoo of an eagle on her collarbone

Probably has a belly piercing

Very stubborn and egocentric (as in she always puts herself first and her loyalty is only to herself, she still cares occasionally for others but wouldnt risk her own life...usually)

#aph #hetalia #aphprussia #hetaliaheadcanons #aph prussia #headcanons #hetalia headcanons #hws #2p prussia #2ptalia #2p nyo prussia #nyo prussia

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litgwritersroom · 10 months

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Allegra F/F??? My bitch queen needs some love

TRUTH OR DARE

Allegra / MC - 2800+ words - @crimswnred

If you see us in the club, we'll be acting real nice. If you see us on the floor, you'll be watching all night 🎶

Allegra put on another layer of her favorite pink strawberry-flavored gloss and flipped her hair back. She could hear the insistent sound of the leaking tap echoing into the silence as Jen started fighting to tie her hair up next to her, looking dumb as she did it too. To be fair, however, absolutely everything that day was getting on Allegra's nerves. And this damn lip gloss wasn't working.

With a 'thump', she snapped, slamming her fist against the sink. "Ugh, this stupid thing."

Beside her, Jen jumped on her feet. "What the fuck, Allegra?"

Allegra side-eyed Jen. She could kill her right here but that wasn't a good idea nor a good look. "Sorry, just stress because of the ratings."

Jen seemed to understand it right away. Everyone was stressed because of the ratings. At the dance academy, a good rating was basically the fastest way to get a solo or, who knows, be part of a play or dance crew for an artist. As a modern dancer, of course she was competing with a bunch of really good girls and that alone took her stress levels off the charts. To put it quite simply, Allegra hated the ratings.

Not that she was a bad dancer. God, no. She had a few solos already, she passed some tests, she had won some competitions and even joined some famous people on their tour. However, that was before she joined the Academy.

Giulia was a fucking good dancer, everyone was well aware of that ever since she had her first ballet class and left Mrs Kensington looking impressed – which for the old lady meant she had an eyebrow up and that sparkle on her usually opaque brown eyes. Allegra had seen her dance a few times and, although she didn't believe she was that good at first, she had to admit that she had never seen someone look that… light while dancing. She was just like a feather.

And that was so annoying. Before her, Allegra was the shit at the academy. All eyes on her, forever top of the rantings, the only one to get ovations at the showcase. She was the moment and everyone wanted a piece of her. Then, Giulia came from the depths of Italy with her annoying accent, doll-like feature, straight as fuck strawberry blonde hair and perfect shaped petite body. Ridiculous.

"I mean, at least you're, like, 2nd spot!" Jen smiled at her through the mirror. "I'm, like, sixty."

Allegra closed her eyes and took a deep breath. Oh, god, Jen was making it really hard not to kill her right there. "I swear to god, Jennifer, if you don't shut the fuck up right now."

That seemed to get her quiet.

Allegra grabbed her stuff from the sink and threw it all on her pink bag with a huff. Not even looking back, she made her way out of the bathroom and waltzed through the academy, hoping she would be able to leave to her dorm without bumping into anyone. She just wanted to lay down on her bed and re-watch her favorite season of Pretty Little Liars.

But, of course, she bumped into someone.

Giulia.

"Hey, Leggy!"

As usual, her drawn-by-god's-hands face had zero makeup on, displaying the layer of random-placed freckles and the pointy nose everyone envied. Her thick, long hair was pulled up in a perfect bun, not a single strand of hair daring to escape it. Covering her torso, she had the tight black collant on and the supper short cropped black hoodie with a single tiny rainbow right on its center. To match, she had those low-waisted baggy gray sweatpants. Ugh.

Giulia smiled at her and Allegra's stomach flipped. She couldn't stand her, god. "Hey… Giulia! How's it going?"

"Super! Just got the ratings!" Giulia scratched her neck and gave Allegra a nervous chuckle. Oh, she was playing it coy now? The audacity. "Congrats on the second spot, by the way!"

That struck a nerve. Oh, my fucking god. Allegra could hear the venom dropping from every word she was saying, it didn't matter how much she tried to play it as friendly.

"Thanks," Allegra crossed her arms, looking right into Giulia's stupid honey eyes. "Is that the reason why you stopped me, though? 'Cause I really need to go back to my dorm."

Giulia looked taken aback for a second but she quickly recovered, plastering a smile on her lips easily. The whole conversation had an overly sweet tone but there was a classic female rivalry between the lines.

"I was just wondering if you're going to Sammi's party tonight?" She leaned against the wall, eying Allegra up and smirking.

She knew Sammi. They had some classes together. She also knew that Sammi was number 3 on the rankings. Which meant she used to be to Allegra what Allegra was now to Giulia. If that makes sense. She also knew that her last party was busted by the headmistress and that the attendants were punished by her after being caught smoking weed. Something that was completely banished from the Academy.

So, no, Allegra wasn't planning to hit Sammi's party that night. But she also wasn't planning to be hit on the face with all of Giulia's mean attitude, so hey, she was allowed to change her mind, right?

"Yep," she popped the 'p' with some of her bubbling rage. "See you there?"

Giulia winked at her before unpeeling herself from the wall. "You know it, girl."

Two hours later, Allegra was wearing the tiniest of skirts known to mankind and the tightest shirt she could find in her wardrobe. Her hair was up in a high ponytail so she could let her long earring flow in a sparkly silver cascade along her neck. At least, she looked hot, even though she didn't want to be there.

When she got to Sammi's stupid mansion — she knew Samantha's mom was a really famous ballet dancer but she wasn't aware her dad owned a fucking stock company — she spotted Giulia immediately. Of course, she was wearing a black dress that hugged every inch of curve she had on her body. Her hair was down, running down her back and flowing as she danced. Without her collant, her breasts were much more flattering.

Allegra ran her curious eyes over her body and she just noticed Giulia was staring back at her when she had already scanned her entire body. Avoiding to meet Giulia's gaze, Allegra swallowed hard and turned around, making a beeline to the kitchen. Or more specifically, the fridge freezer.

She grabbed one drink and unscrewed the lid with ease, already necking the bottle without thinking twice. Suddenly, the weight of the stressful test week and ratings released was off her shoulder, and she felt like she could finally breathe. Or was it the alcohol invading the space inside her head?

"Someone is having a bad day."

Oh, god! Allegra jumped on her feet. The feminine yet deep voice took her off guard. With a frown, she turned to its owner. Giulia had a playful smile on her lips as she watched Allegra react to her mere existence. Was that girl never tired of making her life a living hell? Jesus.

"Yeah, and who's fault is that?" Allegra spit the words fast, reminding herself they were in public and that the words wouldn't escape her if she talked a little slower. "You keep haunting me."

However, Giulia didn't seem to mind the harsh tone of her voice. Instead, she chuckled and jumped onto the cabinet, sitting on top of it. "Aw, does that mean you've been thinking about me?"

… wait, what?

Suddenly, Allegra's point of view shifted. Giulia was playing with the ends of her hair, twirling them. She had blushed cheeks and a restrained smile she could barely keep out of her stupid face. Her body was turned to Allegra, her cleavage leaning quite strategically.

… wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Allegra must've been looking at her with a stupid face because then Giulia was throwing her head back with a heartfelt laugh. "You're so cute when you're flustered, Rossi."

Fuck off.

Before Allegra could say anything more, Giulia jumped out of the counter and left back to the dance floor, leaving her with a flipping stomach and some scrambled thoughts. What the fuck Is going on?

Allegra decided to just ignore her extremely high heart rate and grabbed another drink. That one was dry way quicker than the first one and it wasn't long until she grabbed a third. That's when she spotted Jen. Or rather, Jen spotted her.

Great.

"Oh, my god, you came!" Jen ran at her, grabbing her arm as if she was invited, welcomed to. "When you said these parties were just a lame excuse to get high and call attention, I really thought I'd never see you in one of these again!"

It goes without saying that Allegra didn't recall being that much of a stuck up.

"I just thought I could use the distraction," Allegra said untangling herself from Jen. "Have you seen Sammi, by the way?!"

Jen just shook her head, looking a little confused, and Allegra just huffed in reply. Already fighting an annoying roll of her eyes, she left Jen there by the kitchen's counter, digging her way around the party and random people's sweaty bodies. Eyes sharp, she tried to find Sammi, just to say hello and then leave so she could never think about what Giula said again, after all, she was just drunk — or at least that was what Allegra told herself.

But her eyes, wandering as always, find their way to Giulia's moving body like they usually would do. She was swaying her hips, just far enough from Allegra that she would seem out of reach. Her lips followed the song along, echoing every word Madonna blasted through the speakers. Was it 4 Minutes?

Next to her, no, grinding her, Ozzy — also known as number four at the ratings — was mimicking her moves, trying to fit in with her body. He was good, the best guy at the academy, but something about the slow way his hands ran through Giulia's body rhythmically made Allegra's stomach tie in a knot. She couldn't quite say why but they just didn't fit well together. He was not giving Justin Timberlake the way Giulia could give Madonna.

In the middle of the dance floor, it didn't take long for random people to start to dance around Allegra. As she tried to keep an eye out for Giulia and get her alone, she accidentally got herself in the middle of two dances. She recognised the girl smiling in front of her, Kat, who was known for her sensual and provocative moves. Behind Allegra, Jamal from her ballet class had his hand on her hips, following the beat.

She could feel Jamas breath on her neck and Kat's skin against her as Madonna sang her part of the chorus. She looked back at Giulia, who was now touching Ozzy's neck, keeping him close. Her eyes, however, were distracted. Watching Allegra.

Against her better judgement, Allegra mimicked Giulia's moves, bringing Kat closer to her own body and hoisting her hips against Jamal. When she saw the smirk on Giulia's lips, her heart skipped at best.

Even though the room was full with random people, it was like they were the only people there.

Then, the song changed. Now, Timbaland's Give It To Me was blasting from the speakers and Giulia was shoving Ozzy to the side. Soon enough, she had crossed the space between them, standing right there in front of Allegra.

She didn't say anything. Instead, she put her hand on Allegra's waist and brought her closer. In less than a minute, they were sweating together, moving as if they shared the same body, swaying hips as the beat went again and again. Allegra could feel the eyes on her but she didn't care. Not when Giulia moved her fingertips along her skin like that, leaving tingles and sending waves of pure electricity through her body.

Their faces were closed, their bodies was glued to one another, their heartbeats were synched. There was not a single part of Allegra that was moving without asking Giulia's for permission. Giulia was leading and Allegra would follow her anywhere.

The song came to an end way too soon. Allegra fought the disappointment, trying not to show it when Giulia put even the smallest space between them, focusing on the satisfied smile she had on her face as she panted and ran her fingers through her hand.

"I've never felt so alive, fuck!" She screamed the last word, sounding completely crazy. Yet, Allegra couldn't agree more.

"Hey, Giu?" Allegra heard someone calling. It was Ozzy, smiling that stupid boyish smile he usually had on when she was hitting on a girl. Giulia twirled on her heels, putting even more space between them. "Wanna play truth or dare?"

"Sure!" Giulia agreed and Allegra would've been too disappointed if Giulia didn't immediately turn to her and ask, "Wanna play with us?"

Two possibilities crossed Allegra's mind. She could say no and then go home before someone asked her to do something stupid like running naked and the photo evidence ended up on Instagram… or, she could say eyes and have an excuse to ask Giulia what all of that meant.

Needless to say she went with the second option.

There were around five people in the room already, sitting in the middle of the floor, next to the sofa. Kat, Jamal, Jen, Will from ballet and Sammi were laughing at something Allegra figured couldn't be that funny anyway.

"Hey, Ozzy! C'mon, did you find a bottle?" Willem shouted but Ozzy just shrugged.

"We don't need a bottle, just pick someone and ask them, easy!" Giulia said as she opened some space between Sammi and Jamal so she could sit, bringing Allegra with her.

"Sure, and who starts?" Willem gave Giulia a look Allegra found a little out of pocket.

"Me!" Sammi butted in. "It's my house, after all."

"Fair enough…"

The game started pretty boring and, since Allegra was sitting literally on the second to last place before Sammi, her turn would take too fucking long. She also wasn't that close to anyone on the circle except for Jen — who she kinda saw as an annoying classmate, at best —, so no one was asking her any questions.

There were some really stupid questions like, 'did you ever screwed an instructor' and some really juicy ones, like 'did you really come up with that choreography for this semester's assignment?'. But the game didn't actually become interesting until it got to Allegra's turn. And she got to ask Giulia.

"I choose truth," Giulia smiled, a little playfully but also a little challenging. "Give me your best shot, Rossi."

It was now or never. Allegra wanted to know if she was actually flirting back there or if the whole night had been senseless playful times. Was there something going on between them? Or was it just Giulia messing with Allegra? If it was the last option, she better get ready to fight. Because they were going to war.

"Alright," Allegra matched her challenging smile. On the inside, however, she was shaking. "Is it true you are actually in love with me?"

The guys looked at each other, their lips going for the decapitalized 'o' shape and their eyes sparkling with naughty thoughts. Pigs, Allegra thought to herself, before she flipped her hair back again.

The girls gasped, looking at each other with a face that could only mean hot gossip. Allegra braced herself for the worst, already coming up with some clapback for whatever nasty comments Giulia would throw her way.

Giulia's smile, however, didn't drop, she just looked straight into Allegra's eyes and bit her lips. "Yeah, it's true."

Oh, wow.

"Yo, Ozzy, it looks bad for you, huh?" One of the boys said, only God knew who. Allegra didn't have eyes for any of them at the moment, not when Giulia was looking at her like that.

"Shut the fuck up, Ryan," Giulia said, her eyes not leaving Allegra's for even a second. "I'm gay, remember? Me and Ozzy are just dance partners."

Allegra's eyes widened. What? She looked around. The other girls seemed unfazed. Was she the only one that wasn't aware of that?

"What?!" was the only word that managed to come out of Allegra's mouth. She sounded stupid.

"I didn't even choose him, we were just nominated partners" Giulia smiled at Allegra reassuringly. "It's your turn now, Leggy. Truth or dare?!"

"Dare," she said, absentmindedly, still processing the whole conversation.

"I dare you to kiss me."

#love island the game #litg season 1 #love island the game s1 #litg s1 #litg allegra #litg writers room #writers room #litg ff #litg fanfic #litg fanfiction #ask #crimswnred

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proserpina-magnus · 2 years

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Sleeping In (J.P)

Prompt: Early morning cuddles with James, a sunset, and a very annoying crow.

Word Count: 0.3k

Content: fluff, G/N reader

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The window creaked as the wind shook it, the day was young and nearly everybody in the quiet dorm was sleeping. Nearly. James' eyes stared ahead, towards the hard ceiling that he swore had patterns in it. Though, when others looked they didn’t see it.

James's hand crept up the low of your back, slow strokes guided down then back up again. He couldn’t sleep, he thought he had full vision before he realised his glasses still sat on his nose.

A black crow scorned as it passed by the window, its caw flying through the early morning sky that was a hue of baby blues and mellow pinks. The clouds sat on the horizon, the sun just about to peak from its rest.

The bird woke you up, your head inching into James's side as your arm clung tightly to his side. “Hey,” his soft voice greeted you, his hand had the softest touch- it felt warm under your shirt as he ran a thumb up your spine.

He tried to lull you back to sleep, a silent prayer on his mind as he saw you squeeze back into him and your muscles relaxed. But then your eyes opened, blinking up at him as you moved to lay on your elbow.

“Hi,” you say, moving your arm around his waist up into the air with a mighty stretch that makes you breathe out in contentment.

“Good morning,” he whispers in his doughy voice, moving himself into a stretch because before he was constrained to your body and vowed to not move despite being uncomfortable.

“What time is it?” You asked, rubbing your eyes as you tried to look at the clock. James beat you to it, his hand guided behind your ear and his fingers sliding along your scalp. “Just after five,” he explains, pulling you closer.

“Mm’ perfect, get to sleep in,” you mumble with a sleepy smile, sinking back down into James's open chest as your leg rolls over his hips. His lips meet the crown of your head, his hand retrieving back down to your back with that same gentle slow stroke.

“Yeah, perfect,” he smiles, his chest rising with a breath and before it takes another you are passed out in his arms again.

“Absolutely perfect,”

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caffeineghostie · 2 years

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currently sitting on my porch at sunset reading about idiots in love (affectionate) and eating icecream. life is good.

#giulia is annoying #ofc im reading abt #steddie #ronance #stucky

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logo-comics · 1 year

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Fortune Lover By Ai Fortuna Software

Coming Soon

Welcome to the Sorcier Academy of Magic! Amongst the magical nobility, you play as a commoner born with a rare gift. Can you win the hearts and minds of the Capture Targets?

Pictured: Maria Campbell and the main cast of Fortune Lover.

As promised, fandom response, early theorizing, and a couple of memes under the cut.

PirateKing-Fan Martin?! whitebishop1252 I knew I wasn't the only one who saw it! That's our King! the-fortuna-amata Guys, I know we love him, but what if they wanted to make a new game? whitebishop1252 These are the finalized designs, but did you forget that the original design for "Maria" that they released was dressed like Captain Natalia. And that is obviously Martin's floofy hair! That is totally Martin! This must be some sort of midquel. the-gentleman-pirate What if this is how he came to be able to lead people the way he does? fortunesfavoriteson ...Wait. The floof. The eyes seem lighter based on the setup on the black and white we've got here.... What if they're blue? whitebishop1252 ...No way. No way. MY OTP HAD A BABY!

CaptainNatalia9430 Top left! Look at her! I know which route I'm going for! kingbishop2014 Same! Maybe she's the Princess? martincampbell2012 What if she's a Terni? Maybe they're childhood friends? Golden Sands is Martin's main port of harbor. martingiulia-otp But Martin had to end up with Giulia! How else would he be able to keep staying in Golden Sands? kingbishop2014 Because as Natalia's heir, he's official considered the Trusted Friend to the Barony? It's not like there was an arranged marriage or anything. Besides, she had that prince she was writing letters to all the time.

jeomaria-stan1123 So, top right boy is apparently named Prince Jeord, bottom left is Noel Flores, bottom right is Prince Alan, and furthest right is Nicol Ascart. I couldn't find a name on the girl Capture Target, though...

Pictured, Left To Right: Sophia Ascart, Tatiana Terni, Mary Hunt

martincampbell2012 TERNI CONFIRMED! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE CONFIRMED TATIANA TERNI! BEST GIRL NOW HAS A NAME! CaptainNatalia9430 ...Can we talk about the fact that ghosts are canon in the setting as of Pirate King? Now can we talk about how Sophia Ascart looks just like one? commonpirate1123 Are we getting a murder mystery? Or is it a revenge story? fortunesfavoriteson I swear, they just keep building up the anticipation! When are we getting the game?!

queenmaryhunt I keep seeing all these theories about Tatiana being half-pirate, Sophia being a ghost, why G-boy's name keeps changing between reveals, and that Noel's disappearing glasses are proof that he's going to be a sweet shy good boy, but everyone is sleeping on the real best girl. Look at all those flower themes my girl Mary is packing in her look. Look at that cool expression! I'm telling you, Tatiana isn't going to be our female love interest, that's going to be Mary. fortunesfavoriteson People. People...

mariaxtatiana9430 So, has anyone noticed that Noel had his name changed? martingiulia-otp Yeah, what kind of name change is that? Noel to Keith? What kind of slander...? queenmaryhunt My guess is that they don't want to confuse him with Nicol, but why change his name to Claes? geomaria-stan1123 I wonder how that would feel. that must be so annoying. fortunesfavoriteson Pour one out for those brave souls that love Prince G-Boy.

Pictured: Katarina Claes

mariaxtatiana9430 Guys, I'm not gonna lie, I've got a bad feeling about this... martincampbell2012 What do you mean? mariaxtatiana9430 Keith's setup seems to be that he has a dark and troubled backstory. Given that he's Keith CLAES and Tatiana has been turned into Katarina CLAES... fortunesfavoriteson

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I would love to romance Mary, but it doesn't seem like we're getting it... martincampbell2012 But... Tatiana... marikata9430

#hamefura #bakarina #my next life as a villainess #fortune lover meta post

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bucoliqves · 29 days

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How would the brothers karamazov be if it was an early 2000s italian telenovela with a low budget? 🧵

We follow the (dis)adventures of the Morettis (Moretti < moro = brown), a roman family that owns a very famous bar.

The head of the family is Matteo (I've never met a single Teodoro (fyodor) in my life + Matteo means God's gift too)

His oldest son Giorgio (again, I've never met a single Demetrio (Dmitri) in my life + Giorgio is a name related to the earth > the goddess demeter) never finished highschool, he got in the army but soon dropped out to follow his new girlfriend Caterina to Milan.

Caterina is the daugther of a retired soldier who got Giorgio into the army in the first place. While he was with Caterina, though, he became friends with her sister Agata, who introduced him to her friend Giulia, who everybody calls Lia (Grushenka. Same shit, you won't find any Agrippinas here).

Matteo had Giorgio with a young woman named Adele, whom he was forced to marry when he got her pregnant and divorced a few years into their marriage. Matteo remarried an even younger woman, Sofia, who gave him two children named Giovanni and Alessio.

Giovanni is about to graduate in natural sciences. He rarely visits his family, but he happened to pop by when Giorgio and Caterina were there too. He secretly fell for her and planned to move to Milan as well to follow her and keep and eye on his brother.

Alessio (whom everybody calls Lele) has always been a quiet, lovely child. He dropped out of uni a few months into the semester to follow his true calling and become a priest. He is following a seminary in Vatican city and visits his father every weekend. (Let's pretend they're roman catholics for the sake of this. DOSTO DONT CRUCIFY ME)

Paolo "Cacaliscia" (literally "smooth shit", best rendition of Smerdyakov i can give you), the three Morettis' "distant cousin", works at the family bar and is the one who knows all the gossip. He despises his job and how his "uncle" treats him, so from time to time he tells everybody's business to the right (wrong) person.

Paolo's scenes are always in the bar. In every single episode with him he's either cleaning glasses with an annoyed expression, leaning on the counter with a shit eating grin ready to gossip or just being the typical caricature of a gay guy in an early 2000s piece of media.

Lele is seen with one (1) signature friend, Michele Raccattoni (raccattare=to collect), who's in the seminary with him but is not very... priest like. The directors LOVE adding scenes of him coming back to their shared room late into the night and Lele switching on the lights annoyed.

The show is top of the charts for five years, has 12 seasons and is still ongoing, everyone and their mother lost their shit when Lele almost left the seminary for Lia and some actual radical priest condemned the show during a sermon (he wanted Lia and Giorgio together).

Giorgio's actor has become italian teenage girls' n1 dream guy and in 2021 there's the start of a whole fandom for the pairing between Alessio and Michele. People who like Giovanni are considered edgy and no one likes Paolo except three Cacaliscia apologists on twitter dot com (me).

In the final episode Lele finally rejects the avances of Elisa, a girl in the seminar who has a crush on him, and becomes the youngest cardinal in Rome because he can. He celebrates the double marriage between Lia/Giorgio and Caterina/Giovanni. Paolo is the flower girl.

The ceremony is stopped when Niccolò, a boy whom Alessio had taken under his wing, storms into the cathedral and tells everyone that Matteo has been found dead. It turns out Paolo had murdered him. The two couples find his will. He wanted to leave everything to Alessio, who decides to divide his inheritance between his brothers and their wives. While he's looking for Paolo to tell him he's going to get some money too he finds out he hung himself in the church confessional.

And uhh thats it. Notte notte.

#RAI HIRE ME #the brothers karamazov #ruslit #dostoevksy #tbk #russian literature #руслит #братья карамазовы #русская литература

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arrow90-art · 10 months

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in the moment tag game

Tagged by @turbulentpumpkin43, it’s a surprise! Thank you!

last song: AURORA – The Architect (unreleased) (is that okay to post an unreleased song?)

I found this one and it's so Lark... I am obsessed and looped this one while I draw them last night. some lyrics:

I am the soul and not your dirt I am alive and I am hurt I'm all dried up I'm thirsty I'm all you need Step over me I know your dreams I've seen your fears I let them breathe inside of me I am the one Trust me I'm all you need Step over me I'm the father I'm the voice inside your head I'm the one you miss So you can comprehend

I am the architect I am the architect I'm the atoms and the squares The matrix in our head The architects We are all architects On trial with fire On trial with fire

I am the mother I'm not your slave And whilst I give You always take I am the ocean I am the rain I'm nature's fall The tidal wave I'm the child who's fallen off the comfort zone I'm the one who's gonna carry myself on

currently watching: ah, my 3D character modeling online classes lmao. I realized I lack of skills, and since I am freelancing at home I booked these classes. I need to update my portfolio :3

currently reading: mutuals' creations :3 If one of you got an anon kudo that's probably me, I read without logging in on my phone. Also, my gift from Embers!! I'm so obsessed I read it again and again thank you so much!!

currently obsessed with: my oc ship Larksharius/Rimerock. I feel sorry for my kc Blackstar who needs my attention but I can't stop thinking abt them omg my brain go brrrrrrr

No pressure tagging @outeremissary, @dujour13, @dmagedgoods, @hauntedolly, @molochka-koshka, and everyone who'd like to do it. siren I'm sorry abt your situation, hope things can be fixed soon for ya

I worry that I am annoying every time I tag yall ;3 if I am let me know tho ;;;3 I am always happy if I am tagged.

#tag game #SoundCloud

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faglander · 19 days

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already in love with nxt womens division so the addition of midcard title & giulia coming in im about to be even more annoying

#faglander yaps

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