#gimmie a sec im going back and skimming through to look for some like details and stuff

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Do you have a whole freaking 50 minutes to spare? Great! Because this video is 50 minutes long!! 

But, in all seriousness, Happy birthday @impatentpending! Hope you have a wonderful night, and enjoy this thing I made! This is like an audio book ig, but with bad pronunciation and stuff. You can listen to it in the background or follow along on Ao3! Here’s the link: And Then There Was None

And here it is! A playlist because I don’t know how to make this work

Btw! Check my happy bday elena tags to see what I frickn went through to make this. Speaking of tags, I think Ms. said something about saying what I thought of the fic and I just put it in the tags. Spare everyone the rambles

#Aight #Okay so this fic? #On point #started a comic for it once #It was just #so good??? #And like #I forgot how just #sad??? it was and hhh oof to them all but specifically Janus #So okay roceit queen #I saw that flirting #Dont think I missed it #Needed to add that little thing in huh? Yes. It added a nice frickn flavor to the fic #gimmie a sec im going back and skimming through to look for some like details and stuff #Suddenly remembered #okay so Janus? This guy gets a lot of hissing and 'slithered over' and shiz and I think thats very classy of you #>:( you talked about Jan's sharp teeth and thats just not fair. You made him have an EXTRA special smile cuz of the teeth and i think that #thats good of you but also not allowed because handsome and also i would like sharp teeth #hhh 'Deceit was gonna be so proud of him' and then 5 mins later Vee literally couldnt care less #I think that thats ver rude of you ma'am #that wound's too fresh #Im ver sorry for Remus' voice but i tried and also he has a lot of shouting im sorry for your ears #heccing- 'tilted his head. serpentine' #you really got the snake aesthetic and i think thats very cash money of you #Im ver happy to see that remus has trouble with social cues because that happens and Janus is simply very open with how he feels #telling remus how he feels exactly so that they can both deal with it accordingly #Okay #this doesnt line up perfectly with the current timeline which is to be expected #but it lines up WAY too well #wth ms