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eliorosb3rg · 17 days

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okay so didier is obviously a hamster but what animal is gilles

#i just love this picture like okay YELLOW!!!#gilles villeneuve #classic f1

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spikezonebby · 5 months

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Hiii!! Can I request a gn!human reader song fic with the song Everywhere, Everything by Noah Kahan, with Tfp ratchet,

maybe some angst of ratchet realizing how frail his human is, and how he’s going to lose them eventually?

Everywhere, Everything - TFP!Ratchet/Human!GN!Reader

Word count: 1,352

Cybertronian protoform could score and dent, but ultimately all it took was a bit of filler and a bit of sanding to make it look as if nothing had happened. Organic flesh, though? Stitches, antiseptic, and time, then you’re still left with bumps, ridges, and discoloration that would take more pain yet to smooth away.

Ratchet had treated more than a few human wounds. Miko’s scraped knees, asphalt and gravel chunks in Jack’s hands, and the occasional bloody nose from Raf. You, though, could pinpoint the exact moment that the gears really started turning in Ratchet’s processor that things really, REALLY could be worse.

It was when Miko, in all her infinite wisdom, thought it would be fun to make everyone watch one of the Final Destination movies. The amount of car wreckages and graphic, often cartoonishly so, carnage wouldn’t be easy on anyone’s stomach or, uh… Fuel pump, in Bulkhead’s case. You had no idea Cybertronians could vomit but the floor behind the sofa has personal experience.

Bumblebee tapped out immediately after to ‘go on patrol,’ as Raf had translated. Arcee wasn’t really paying attention and was much more enthralled with watching Jack play with a language app on his phone, occasionally giving him hints and pointers. Miko ended up abandoning her movie to go and wrangle Bulkhead, and of course, Optimus had other things to attend to. Which left just you and Ratchet.

You were going to offer to go do something else with your guardian when the medic’s servo cups around you, scooting you against his thigh. And, well, it’s hard not to feel safe when you’re securely held like the world’s dumbest hamster between two different surfaces of warm living metal. You push yourself up on his thigh, laying yourself as flat against his plating as possible to catch his attention.

“Yes?” He tacks your name onto the end, but his optics are affixed to the screen and his expression has this pinched look of concentration.

“You okay, doc? You’re looking a little green around the gills.”

“What gills are you…” His optics finally flick down to you and it seems he registers the figure of speech. You love it when he gives you that funny, confused and exasperated look. He just looks so cute.

“I’m fine. Just thinking is all.”

Oh, there we go. There’s the dam breaking. You let him know you’re listening by looping your arm around his thumb and coaxing him to curl his digits loosely around you. His expression softens, especially when you press your cheek into the crux of his thumb and forefinger.

“How has your species survived when things like this,” He gestures to the screen with his off hand, “Can happen in the flicker of an optic?”

“The movie? Ratch, a lot of this is highly dramatized and takes astronomical amounts of bad luck.”

“I wouldn’t exactly say we’re brimming with good fortune around here.” Ratchet says with an audible grimace.

“Well,” You wrap your arms around his thumb, then press a kiss to his pad, “I still think I’m one very lucky human.”

It is then, that you fear, Ratchet was thinking about a little more than just how accident prone humans tend to be. He scoops you up in his servo and holds you to his chest until you’re close enough to his workbench for you to set him down.

Ratchet snorts a chuckle, but he doesn’t seem wholly convinced. His index finger comes around and gently strokes down your back as the medic bot becomes lost in thought once more. The movie ends and everyone who’s left– Just you two plus Arcee and Jack, really– Returns to their stations. Ratchet takes you with him back to the medbay so you can ‘help him test something.’

“M.E.C.H was certifiably insane but they knew what they were lacking.” Ratchet muses, knocking his knuckles against his own chassis, “Humans are soft, squishy, and vulnerable. Of course some kind of armor would be the logical choice. Not certain why your evolution hasn’t started developing something of that sort, you have animals that have done it already.”

“Probably because we’re not animals.” You point out, letting Ratchet go about taking tons and tons of tiny measurements with various rudimentary tools kept in the medbay, “Well, we are but not that kind of animal. And evolution takes millions of years of environmental pressures to stimulate. Instead of getting tougher, humans evolved to be smarter. Don’t have to protect yourself from a situation if you can avoid being in said situation to start with.”

Ratchet actually has to pause in his measuring to give you a long, weary look.

“Okay we you’ve seen evidence of this, Ratch. Example A, Miko and Raf.”

“Alright, alright.” Ratchet sighs, taking a seat at the workbench before you. “You have me there. I’m not giving up so easily though. There has to be something I can do.”

“Babe,” It’s your turn to sigh as you pat your hand against Ratchet’s forearm plating. “You’re like three degrees off of going full Shockwave, I can feel it.”

Ratchet sputters, “I am not! I actually have a medical license!”

“Ratchet,” You say his name as a fond, tired note that you mean with so much love, even if you know he might not listen to you. “Come down here for me, please.”

He’s still just a little offended by the Shockwave comment, but he leans down anyway, resting his weight on his arms so his face is level with you. Immediately you flatten your palms out on the white kibble on his cheeks. He leans into your hands, and you take the opportunity to bump your forehead– Or rather, your entire head– between his red chevron brows.

“Talk to me, doc.” You say, as his optics finally meet your gaze, “Where’s your head at?”

His expression screws up, like a kid that just licked a lemon, but you hold him there and you let him find his words.

“...I can’t be there all the time.” He begins, clipped and shamed. You don’t interrupt him. When he lifts his helm up and away from you, he doesn’t leave you entirely and instead cups you in both of his servos. “I hate the thought that something might happen to you and I won’t be there to save you.”

“Ratchet…”

“And we can’t just lock you up here with us! Primus, the kids need someone looking out for them while the others are off getting the slag beat out of them.”

“Ratch, I’ve been surviving most of my adult life on my own. I’m capable of getting myself out of a scrape.”

“That was before you got pulled into all of this war nonsense! And I wish Optimus would just listen to me when I say you would have been better off if you couldn’t prove we were real and then maybe the ‘Cons couldn’t find you.”

“...But then we wouldn’t be partners.”

Ratchet sighs, optics slipping shut as he tries to compose his thoughts. He shakes his helm.

“And I… I almost hate that thought more than seeing you hurt. Almost.”

You know he means it. You know how much he cares about you and what he’d sacrifice just for your sake. But he’s forgetting one vital thing.

“My feelings matter here too. And I can tell you with absolute certainty… My life is better, richer, with you guys in it.”

You reach up and coax your big medbot back down to you. He obliges, and you happily flatten yourself out against his cheek in a hug.

“I don’t ever wish not to be here, because then I know I’d lose one of the most important things in my life. You guys– Arcee, Bee, Bulk, Smokey, Optimus, you– are my family. And I can’t see myself anywhere but right by your side.”

Ratchet’s vocalizers make this low static rumble as he leans into you, cupping your tiny body against him in his servo.

“Gah, you’re sappy.” Ratchet grumbles, you just laugh.

“I mean it, though.”

“Yeah. I know you do.”

#transformers #transformers prime #request fill #reader insert #song fic #Transformers prime Ratchet #ratchet x reader #tfp ratchet #tfp x reader #tfp ratchet x reader #thank you for requesting!!#god plz mobile dont fuck this one up #if you two characters have to kiss or say ilu to prove they love each other thats badly written romance #lovenotcomputed requests #dont mind me fucking up the readers gender and fixing it five seconds after posting

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msa-infection-au · 21 days

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The Amazing Mystery Teams Infection Profile Pics and Mystery Hunters Teams Infection Profile Pics

The Amazing Mystery Teams

Lewon Minnie

Gender: Male

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

Stress: __/10

Aggression: __/10

Inventory:

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Viana Weld

Gender: Female

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

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Inventory:

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Arther Rivas

Gender: Male

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

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Hunger: __/10

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Inventory:

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Myisha the Dog/Kitsune (Viana's Dog/Kitsune)

Gender: Female

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

Stress: __/10

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Inventory:

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Gill the Hamster/Dog/Kitsune (Arther's Hamster/Dog/Kitsune)

Gender: Male

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

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Mystery Hunters Teams

Lewinn Minnie

Gender: Male

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

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Inventory:

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Vicki Weld

Gender: Female

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

Stress: __/10

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Inventory:

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Albert Rivas

Gender: Male

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

Strength: __/10

Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

Stress: __/10

Aggression: __/10

Inventory:

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Mira the Dog/Kitsune (Vicki's Dog/Kitsune)

Gender: Female

Status: Alive/Active, Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed]), Dead/Deceased, Missing

Infected: Healthy/Immune of Infection Stages (0), Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Injured:

Infected Stage/s: Infected Stages (1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4 -> 5 [Final Full Infection] -> 6 [Final Infection Transformed])

Side Notes:

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Health: __/10

Sanity: __/10

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Hunger: __/10

Thirst: __/10

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For @laurasanchez36

Msa Infection AU Alternate Universe Crossover belongs to me

Crossovers of AUs Alternate Universes belongs to me

AUs Alternate Universes Crossovers belongs to me

AUs Alternate Universes and Crossovers belongs to me

Mystery Teams/Groups/Gangs belongs to my msa ocs sonas Teams/Groups/Gangs

Mystery Teams/Groups/Gangs belongs to her msa ocs sonas Teams/Groups/Gangs

Mystery Skulls Animated belongs to Ben and MysteryBen27 of YouTube YT Series

MSA Infected Infection AU belongs to my AUs Alternate Universes Crossovers Infected Infection AU

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mysteryideasgroup · 9 months

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Sarah gets two Hamsters for Arthur X Vivi's Sons of One of Twins and Younger Brother

Sarah: Hmm... what I got ideas... Oh, I want to get two Hamsters.

Sarah went to the Pet Store and I looked to find Hamsters. I noticed Hamsters in the glass of the cage.

Sarah: I got it. I think Arthur loves Galahad, and Arther loves his pet, Gill. Now two sons of Arthur and Vivi, one of the twins and younger brother.

Sarah looks at two hamsters that look like Galahad but they have different colours of fur and markings backs.

Sarah: Hey, I want two Hamsters for two kids, please?

Worker: Oh, right. I got two hamsters for them.

Sarah: Thanks.

Sarah got a blanket over the cage of two Hamsters. She gets foods of Hamsters. I went to find Arthur and Vivi's Home.

Sarah: I’m going on?

Arthur: Right, come in.

Sarah goes inside Arthur and Vivi's Home. She noticed three Kids.

Sarah: Heys, kids.

Takeo: Auntie Sarah.

Tetsuya: ? (Noticed that blanket covered in a cage) Hey, what are you got to?

Hector: ? Sarah. You have got?

Sarah is confused, remember. She put blanket covered cage.

Sarah: Right, I brought two Hamsters to give them. See it.

Sarah gets the blanket out to reveal two Hamsters.

Sarah: Ta-Da. Good better, now owner to your new pet owner.

Sapphire and Samantha are smiling at Sarah giving Takeo and Hector new pets Hamsters.

One Hamster hugs Takeo

Takeo: Aw! Thanks, Sarah.

One Hamster hugs Hector

Hector: Love it! Thanks, Sarah.

Sarah: Soy bienvenido.

Tetsuya: Eng: I'm welcome.

Sarah: Si, thanks.

Sarah hugs Takeo, Tetsuya, and Hector.

Arthur noticed new pets owners of Takeo and Hector; Hamsters. Remind me of my beloved Galahad.

Arthur: Sayas, Thanks. You gave my sons new pets Hamsters.

Sarah: Welcome.

Sapphire: Hehe. Better love.

Samantha is smile.

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For @lauritanaomystery

Sarah Cabanas belongs to my msa style oc sona

Arthur Kingsmen and Vivi Yukino belongs to Ben and MysteryBen27

Takeo and Tetsuya (Twins) and Hector of Arthur X Vivi belongs to her msa ocs sonas next gen Family

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bourbon-ontherocks · 2 years

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(Précédemment, dans le Cœur a ses Raisons HPI rewatch...)

Bon alors, pour pleins de raisons cet épisode est l’un de mes préférés de la saison 1, c’est parti ?

“Allergique aux fouines, aux furets, aux belettes... Aux cochons d’inde. Et aux hamsters aussi.” Outre le fait que cette réplique est magique, c’est moi ou Gilles en sait beaucoup trop sur le dossier médical de Karadec ?

Déjà Morgane qui commence par sauver la vie de Karadec dès les cinq premières minutes, I -- I need to lie down 😱

Bigre, Morgane s’y connaît bien en grenouilles dites-moi, bon, elle on sait pourquoi, mais quelqu’un peut m’expliquer pourquoi Bonnemain reconnaît une phyllobates terribilis comme ça, à l’oeil nu ? Ils ont ça dans la formation de médecine légale ?

La tension sexuelle entre Morgane et Bonnemain quand il lui décrit les effets du poison, mais je meurs 😅

Fondamentalement, la raison pour laquelle j’adore cet épisode, c’est parce que chaque seconde de coltar!Karadec est un pur délice. 🤩

Comment Gillles est dix fois plus inquiet que Morgane au sujet de l’état de Karadec... Il a un méga crush sur lui, en fait, c’est pas possible....

Ah. Le fameux trope de la Copine du Yoga™. Serait-ce donc une référence à Friends ? 🤔

“Un monsieur qui s’est fort disputé avec elle”, mais quel enfant de douze ans parle comme ça, sérieusement ? Qui a écrit ces dialogues ?

“Ça va ta fesse ? Je peux voir ?” *lui refait son noeud de cravate même pas deux minutes plus tard* heu, Céline, tu veux qu’on en parle de cette tension monstre entre Adam et toi ou ça va aller ? #Hadam

Putain je viens de réaliser que c’est les parents de la victime en mode “notre fille a renoué avec son mec de jeunesse” qui trigger le fait que Morgane aille “en urgence” parler de Romain à sa mère, je -- 😭😭

En parlant d’Agnès, justement, revoir cette scène en sachant qu’elle sait c’est un coup de poignard. Et finalement son “Romain t’a quittée”, elle essayait de lui dire la vérité en fait.... 😩

J’adore comment à chaque fois que Karadec fait une remarque du style “vous avez remarqué ? C’est calme aujourd’hui”/”ça me fait du bien de bosser tranquille”/etc, ça conjure Morgane et elle apparaît ? 👻

“Vous voulez qu’on planque ensemble ?” asjksjkaksjajks 😂

Franchement la scène complètement chaotique du coup de fil avec les aller-retours sur le haut parleur et Morgane qui déballe son repas de la façon la plus messy possible, c’est du peak comedy

C’est quand même fucked up de se taper la mère adoptive de son enfant biologique, non ? (sauf si la partie adoption intervient après la partie tapage, ne me faites pas dire ce que je n'ai pas dit lol)

“Elle ne l’aurait pas fait.” “Boh, y’avait des chances quand même” 😆 😆

Cette juxtaposition de Gilles et Daphné qui du coup se retrouvent à prendre un verre en tête-à-tête pendant que Morgane et Adam restent tout seuls au bureau à la nuit tombée, comment ça sent le multi-shipping à plein nez... 🔥

D’ailleurs. La. Déception. De. Karadec. Quand Morgane rentre chez elle. He’s pining already, c’est fou ! 🥵

Morgane qui s’incruste dans ce que je suis obligée d’appeler le Karadate ! Le fake dating ! La facial journey d’Adam !! Morgane, my love, read the room ! 😅

Quand on y réfléchit, c’est quand même une des affaires les plus tristes de la série, ce pauvre gamin avait deux mamans, bah maintenant il en a zéro, et puis la scène où l’ex-taulard rencontre son fils pour la première fois, mais c’est tellement triiiiiste bordel 😰

Ok. Bon. Compte-tenu de ce qu’on apprend en saison 2, on est d’accord que Céline a un dossier pipeauté entre les mains. Du coup, pourquoi il y a les photos du repêchage d’un corps ? Romain a fait un petit shooting en bord de Deûle avec le vil Facchin ?📷 Quelqu’un dans le gang des Branquignols s’y connaît en Photoshop ? Ou alors ils ont pris la photo d’un autre corps, mais qui, et sachant qu’il fallait qu’il ressemble un minimum à la description, ça paraît galère non ?

Oui, je sais, je sais, je réfléchis trop, mais c’est surtout pour me concentrer sur des faits et ne pas penser AU JEU D’AUDREY QUAND CÉLINE LUI ANNONCE QU’ILS PENSENT QUE C’EST ROMAIN ET QU’IL EST MORT NI AU REGARD INQUIET DE KARADEC QUI CONCLUT L’ÉPISODE 💔 😭 😱

Bonus : Je veux ce T-shirt chat 😻

#julia rewatches hpi #hpi tf1 #tf1 hpi #hpi #french post

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carryoncastiel · 2 years

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Random thoughts on 3x04 of The Boys

The Deep getting gill punched is one of the most satisfying things I’ve seen in a long time

Soldier Boy rapping lmao

Supersonic was so obviously gonna die from the beginning but I still feel bad about it. I knew it was over for him when he thought bringing A-Train in was a good idea

JAMIE THE SUPER HAMSTER LMAO

My poor Kimiko, my poor Starlight :(

So Soldier Boy’s explosion thingy actually stops a Supe’s power? Interesting. Also where did he go lol

Hughie is gonna regret taking the temp V. My money is on him either hurting Annie or being responsible for her getting hurt because he’s too drunk on power

I also think Vicky is gonna regret taking out Edgar. Turning her kid into a Super probably not a good idea either

That “did you fuck stupid” line currently most cringe line of dialog of the season

#the boys #the boys spoilers #my thoughts

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new-battalions · 2 years

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a starved hamster eats a sawed-off toe, that’s the daily fragrance

I’m listening to MONO, I’m not talking you’re talking in my deaf ear it is said Dagon lends out his gills taking me to a place called midnight diner. not open till midnight.

BE PEOPLE Recoil and Ignite

I like watching passing cars, they go

#poem #poetry

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delafiseaseses · 27 days

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Y'know, one of my hobbies is makin' "name generators" that'll generate names. Sometimes silly, sometimes cool and sometimes totally mundane.

A basic one of mine I call '1st and 2nds' 100 'first names' an' 100 'second names' with a stipulation of 1/5 names gettin' a hyphen of another 2nd name (yes it can be the same twice, fun that way). A load of things selected by me a while back.

Both lists contain a mix of random words, real life names an' whatever else me past self saw an' decided t' put on the lists.

This names generator creates names like: Earth Island, Lucky Well, One Lettuce, Steel Ark and Lamp Sphere-Shipwreck.

I guess one could also hyphenate 1sts, I wonder what that'll look like, let's do that too: Harmonics-Knight Root. OK, yeah, do that too sometimes.

Want this? Probably not, but I shall provide it. All 100 firsts and 100 seconds am under the 'read more'. Maybe someone'll find it as fun as I do.

OK, 'ere y'am.

1st Names

Adriana Air Alex Bad Bishop Bull Burn Case Cat Cheetah Cola Coral Cosmetic Day Daylight Disastrous Duck Earth Easel East Eight Eric Fido Fire Five Four Front Gills Glass Grand Great Guitar Hands Harmonics Harp Harpreet Hour Inn Invest Juan Kat King Knight Lamp Loner Love Lucia Lucky Lunar M Mat Maze Megan Minute Moonlight Nick Nine No North One Partner Pawn Pop Puffin Queen Ram Rook Second Seven Six Small Soda Soon South Ste Steel String Ten The Three Toro True Truth Try Two Universe Vest Violin Water Way Week West Why Wood X Yeah Year Zack Zero Zoologist

2nd Names

All Ark At Atmosphere Bath Beck Bird Bueno Carlos Cause Chan Codd Continent Culture Cuts Dam Das Dhar District Docklands Eyebrows Eyes Face Flier Flower Frequency Gomez Goner Haddock Hair Hall Hallway Hammer Hamster Hands Hook Horse How Island Jay Johnson Knives Landmass Law Lawyer Leaf Lettuce Look Mass Meadow Moss Nails Neck Owe Pain Pattern Planets Polygon Porter Pratt Puzzler Quizshow Rays Riot Roberts Root Rye Sand Sanders Scone Scorn Seaside Shipwreck Shoe Sides Signal Singer Sky Slide Smith Socks Sow Sphere Star Starter Stem Sun Sunlight Taker Tall Tarpit Teeth Tow Tower Trek Warrior Well Wellington Williams Zone

#how does one tag somethin' like this?#eh #I won't bother #if y'find it y'find it #if y'enjoy it y'enjoy it #I like makin'#names #an'#rudimentary #name generators

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mrmcwigglyman · 2 months

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hey guys they announced Pets 2 yesterday

Cat that beats your ass at Mario Party every single time

Hamster with gills

Hamster with gills AND lungs

A really short snake

Domesticated bulldozers

Pigeons (re-implemented)

Kijetesantakalu

More than 100 new friendly bugs

Really cute sentient fire

Parrot that literally cannot die

Updated pugs: their noses are fixed so they can breathe normally now

#shitpost #random shit #idk

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hamsterpetcaretips · 4 months

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Top 9 Best Hamster Cages Of 2023 – Top Picks & Reviews

Before getting a new hamster, plan how you’ll feed it, where it’ll exercise, and what toys you’ll play with. They’ll also need a home, preferably an escape-proof, easy-to-clean cage with enough space to thrive.

Erin Ramsey, owner of Cheeks and Squeaks Hamsters, an ethical Syrian hamster breeder, says hamsters need the most space possible. “The minimum should be 600 square inches of unbroken space—this does not include the second levels. Studies show this, and in homes, they thrive in extra-large cages.”

Please note that these cages are too small and absolutely not the 24/7 home for your hamster. Consider them a dorm room where they sleep when you’re away. We recommend supervised exercise for hamsters.

1. Prevue Pet Products Hamster Cage – Best Overall:

The Prevue Pet Products is a large unit that is 3212″ wide and 1712″ deep. The cage is made of hard, durable plastic and has a solid wire exterior that lets your pet see out but keeps it safe inside. The space between the bars is only 3/8 of an inch, which is tight enough to keep your hamster from getting out.

There are two doors on the cage: one at the front and one at the top. The top entry point is great for making cleaning easy.

The base of the unit is also lowered, but the cage has a raised platform that acts as a second story. A ramp on the inside lets your hamster get in.

You should know that this unit is more expensive than most similar products. But if you want a solid option that will last for a long time, the Prevue is a good choice. Overall, we think this is one of the best hamster cages on the market in 2023.ProsCons

Large dimensions

Two maintenance-friendly doors

Sturdy build

Pricey

2. Habitrail Cristal Hamster Cage – Best Value

The Habitrail is a simple, inexpensive unit that makes it into our list of the best hamster cages for the money. The unit is 16″ x 10″, but it can be linked to tubing to make the habitat much bigger.

It also comes with everything you need. The cage comes with a water bottle that won’t break if your pet chews on it and a strong hamster wheel that will keep your pet busy. It’s easy to clean because it has a big access door.

The door of the cage can be a real problem, which is sad. It doesn’t lock in very well, and you have to move the frame of the unit a little bit to make the locking mechanisms work. Because of this, it can be easy to leave the door open by accident.ProsCons

Affordable

Wheel and bottle.

Cleans easily

Door latches poorly.

3. Lixit Hamster Heaven Metro: Top Pick

The Lixit is a large hamster cage that is kind of like the penthouse. It’s 31″ x 19″, which is a lot of space for your hamster. The base is low and sunk in, so it has a lot of rooms for hamsters to play and exercise. The cage is also easy to clean and move because it has large doors and handles that are easy to hold.

The many accessories are definitely the main draw, though. The Lixit comes with two “houses” for your pet to sleep in, as well as tunnels, a wheel, and multiple platforms.

The unit is a lot more expensive than almost all other hamster wheels, which is a shame. But if you want your hamster to live in the lap of luxury, this is a good unit to think about.

To sum up, we think this is the best hamster cage out there if you want a high-end one.ProsCons

Large sizes (31” x 19”)

Cleans easily

Easy hold

Many built-in accessories

Very costly

4. Savic Hamster Heaven Metro Cage

Explore the fascinating Savic Hamster Heaven Metro Cage, packed to the gills with fun features to occupy your hamster. Your pet will have a blast digging in the bright, deep plastic base. This all-inclusive hamster cage features an exercise wheel, two comfortable hiding spots, a water bottle, and two feeding and drinking bowls.

Hang tasty treats and fun toys from the mesh wire top, and give your hamster a new way to explore its surroundings with the transparent tunnel. The cage’s detachable bottom and side handles make it simple to move from one location to another, and regular cleaning is a breeze. This is the playground of your hamster’s dreams!

Dimensions: 31.5 x 20 x 20 inches | Weight: 12.17 pounds | Wiring Spacing: 0.4-inch | What’s Included: Tunnels, exercise wheels, 2 houses, a toilet, water bottle, 2 feeding bowls and moreProsCons

A variety of accessories are included.

Design that is fun and colorful

It has big carrying handles.

Complicated to put together

5. Midwest Critterville Arcade Hamster Cage

This hamster cage is in the style of a “arcade” because it has a lot of different ways for your pet to play. It’s 18″ x 11″, so it’s a good size for playing, but there’s a lot more to say about its entertainment potential.

The main feature of the unit is a second level of play that the hamster can get to through a tunnel. There is an exercise wheel, a water bottle, and several platforms for the hamster to run around on in the extra space.

It’s also made in a modular style, which means that you can add on to the habitat as much as you want with the right parts.

But there have been many reports of problems with the way it was made. The main complaint we hear from customers is that hamsters can open the cage door. People have fixed this problem by adding more wires, but it’s always best when the cage works the way it was meant to.ProsCons

Largely sized

Modular design

Cool accessories

Some hamsters escape easily.

6. Ferplast Favola Hamster Cage

The dimensions of the Ferplast Favola are 23.6″ x 14.4″. The base is made of clear plastic and is deep, which makes it easy to borrow. It also has a second floor that is easy to get to thanks to a ramp. There is an exercise wheel, a food dish, a “house,” and a plastic water bottle on the second floor.

This is a modular unit, which means that with the right tubing, you can make it bigger. The quality of the accessories is very low, which is a shame. For one thing, most hamster breeds are too small to fit in them. Also, they aren’t very well made, so they probably won’t hold up well against a chewing hamster.

All of these accessories can be replaced, but it’s better if they don’t have to be.ProsCons

Acceptable as a loan

includes a second story for lots of scouting

In a modular fashion

Poorly made accessories.

7. Little Friends Grosvenor Hamster Cage

The size of the Little Friends is 33″ x 18.5″. The top of the unit opens up so it’s easy to clean, and it comes with a variety of accessories to keep your pets entertained. The bottom is slightly sunken to make it easier for your hamster to dig. The top floor, which is reached by a ramp, has a house, wheel, food dish, and water bottle.

The space between the bars is only 1 cm, which makes it easy to care for a wide range of pets, like rats and chinchillas.

Unfortunately, cats might be able to get to the top access point. Users say that when cats sit on it, it sags, making it easy for their paws to fit through. Not everyone will have a problem with this, but for some, it can be a big problem.ProsCons

Simple to clean

There are a lot of accessories.

Build so that it works well for a wide range of pets.

Cats might be able to get into the cage

8. Ferplast Hamster Cage

The Ferplast is a moderately priced unit that comes with a lot of ways for your pet to have fun. With a size of 18.11″ x 11.61″, it gives your hamster plenty of room to play, dig, and run around. It’s easy to clean because you can open the top of the cage, but the accessories are what really sell it.

It comes with a wheel, food dish, “house,” and water bottle, as well as a variety of tubes for exploring.

Some users have said that the bottom is not well sealed, which is a shame. They noticed this when they saw urine and feces coming up from the bottom through cracks and crevices, which is definitely something you want to avoid.ProsCons

Reasonably priced

Dimensions are adequate.

There are numerous play accessories.

Inadequately sealed

9. Kaytee Crittertrail Quick Clean Habitat Hamster Cage

The Kaytee is a simple, inexpensive unit that is 16″ wide and 10.5″ tall. The bottom is made of clear plastic, so you can watch your hamster as it digs and plays. It is also easy to clean because it has a big door on the top and comes with a wheel, a dish, and a water bottle.

There are a few things to keep in mind. One thing is that the accessories aren’t very good. The water bottle tends to leak the most.

Keep in mind that bigger hamsters may find it too small.ProsCons

Bottom is see-through

Simple to clean

Poorly made accessories

Some hamsters may find it too small.

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adolescence-positive · 11 months

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Les Aventures illustrées de Pensouillard le hamster - Comment apprivoiser l'ego

UNE AVENTURE MÉTAPHYSIQUE CONÇUE PAR SERGE MARQUIS, QUI SE LIT COMME UNE BD, GRACE À GILLES RAPAPORT ! Il n’a l’air de rien, ce petit hamster Pensouillard qui tourne dans notre tête comme dans une cage, mais il fait des ravages ! C’est notre EGO, qui accapare incessamment notre énergie mentale. Comment le canaliser, cultiver la décroissance personnelle pour goûter en pleine conscience ce qui nous…

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rejectory · 1 year

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@hamcrtia: “enough with this cat and mouse game.”

he’ll give the cunt that. enough edging.

❝oi, bitch.❞

like the boogeyman, he lengthens out of a shadow swath. the security bug he’d steamrolled on his way in’s in his way again. butcher struts over what used to be his foul mug.

he’s a big red boil, ugly-puffed, sored over with ulcers like fly agaric sauced to the gills. each of which he tends to as pets, each of which must have a name. this one’s becca before. that one’s becca after. becca dead.

his mother and piece of shit f-word.

lenny.

and that one over there? eh? that one, butcher’s lookin’ dead in the fuckin’ eye.

it don’t matter that the tickticktick time bomb liquefying his guts to barbecue sauce’s upgraded to a hamster on the wheel if that hamster had rabies. facing homelander’s better than acid. it’s the rawest shot of alive there is.

❝where’s ryan?❞

#hamcrtia #BUTCHER.

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bruxellescity · 2 years

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Au programme du Centre Culturel Jacques Franck de Saint-Gilles

Au programme du Jacques Franck : 16 ⤳ 25 Mai ➸ Antoine, Sassy, l’Étranger, Bouli, l’Homme machine, Jamel et les autres… CINÉCLUB Dimanche 15 mai HOPPER ET LE HAMSTER DES TÉNÈBRES ➸ Film d’animation — De Ben Stassen 15:00 Plus d’Infos DRIVE MY CAR ➸ Romance/Drame — De Ryûsuke Hamaguchi 20:00 Plus d’Infos Plus d’Infos ANTOINE WIELEMANS ➸ Concert — Sur une invitation d’Olivier…

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voltagecrow · 2 years

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Muse: Abyssal (shark verse)

{Basics}

Name: Soren Vertio

Alias: Shark, the hero villain

Gender: Male

Age: 30

Species: Swell shark quirked human

Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown

Abilities/Talents: Soren took on his father’s swell shark quirk. This gave them a tail as long as him, incredible flexibility, and the ability to breath underwater via gills on his neck. Because of having a swell shark quirk, they also have bioluminescence. His tail is incredibly strong, being able to break through large chunks of debris with ease. They are also able to take down 2 story buildings with ease using his tail. Taller buildings take more concentration. Because of their mother’s lightning quirk, he also has incredibly thick skin and is highly durable against most burns. Seeing as he works mostly as a rescue hero, the commission saw it fit to ‘help’ them gain a resistance to toxins/poison. This means most poisons/toxins are useless against Abyssal. He also has an incredibly high tolerance to the cold thanks to side effects of their mother’s lightning quirk and father’s shark quirk combination.

{Personal}

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

Religion: N/A

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Languages: Japanese, English, JSL, ASL, morse code

Family: Salv (father, shark quirk, no longer in contact, retired rescue hero), Alexi (mom, lightning quirk, no longer in contact, retired hero)

Friends: Naomasa, All Mighr, Dima

Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual / asexual / unsure / other

Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other [verse dependant]

Libido: sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

{Physical}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other (dark blue with light blue tips)

Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other (vitiligo)

Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot

Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds / unknown (dawg idk)

Scars: a few small ones scattered about, scarring on inside of elbows/back of hands/hands from the commission’s experiments with poisons/toxins on him

Facial Features: vitiligo, long and pointy ears, deep eye bags, eyes that glow

Tattoos: N/A

{Choose}

Dogs or Cats?

Birds or Hamsters?

Red or Blue?

Yellow or Green?

Black or White?

Coffee or Tea?

Ice Cream or Cake?

Fruits or Vegetables?

Sandwich or Soup?