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ghastbutlikegay · 2 years
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69 notes and ill make a fussy bracelet
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mine-ventures · 3 months
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[ Just some filler~♪ ]
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girzapata6 · 1 year
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Mob!Guss is just TOO fun to draw for me lmao
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mellorphic · 1 year
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TommyInnit’s Dream SMP Finale Summary
It was Hannah and Bad’s idea
This was Tommy’s splash text
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This was someone’s first dsmp stream in Tommy’s chat
He started farming as soon as he logged on, like always
Tubbo got in a boat and span around again. Tommy used autotune to sing ‘you spin me right round’
Tubbo nearly shot Shroud
This is what How To Sex says
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Tommy and Tubbo blew up the Hotel which also resulted in McPuffy’s getting blown up and Puffy was shook
Tommy set shroud free
I skipped over most to the stuff with Dream but Tommy was given op and he spawned ghasts on tubbo and Sam
He went to Techno’s house and found a Cat disc in one of his chests. This broke me.
Tommy spoke about how logsted felt really grungey and different to the rest of the server because of how there was nothing there
George nearly slept through it
In True dsmp Fashion getting the end portal to work was scuffed
Callahan kept spawning withers in The End
Tubbo got the final hit on the ender dragon
Tommy and Tubbo met in vc2 at the bench and listened to music
Tommy has an irl ‘your tubbo’ compass
Exile was one of his favourite arcs
His favourite quote is ‘I have The Blade’
His only question for us is if we have ever sat and chatted to our friends about it
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This server has been my hyperfixation since the beginning of 2021. Unfortunately I joined ag the end of the ‘golden age’ as it were. But I’ve made hopefully lifelong friends through this stupid block roleplay, and the characters and story mean the world for me and will forever. I know this fandom is going to get smaller now. I know people will move on. But I think I’ll be here for a few more years.
Dream SMP, thank you for helping me fall in love with stories again. Thank you for helping me grow in my own writing and in my artwork. Thank you for being here when I needed you, thank you for getting me through these last few years. Thank you for giving me characters I could love and relate to, who feel more real than anything else. And thank you for introducing me to creators I will forever love.
I’m so glad I was here.
o7, everyone.
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yeahimcal · 9 months
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CYBERFLOWER HEADCANONS!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE EVERYONE WHO ISNT THEM
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Anyways (headcanons below the cut)
Margo loves Minecraft but she is very much like “I am going to fight these zombies and kill these enderman and kill these Ghasts and win this game” and Miles is like “I’m going to build a red stone contraption the likes of which have never been seen and I’m going to spend twenty five Minecraft days in the mines” but Margo is also “let me build the house using insanely complicated tutorials and NO I won’t be doing it in creative mode that’s cheating etc” and miles is “I’ll decorate the house with flowers and paintings and gather animals for us to use for milk/wool etc”
Miles loves to paint Margo especially in the coloring of her avatar because he thinks she’s absolutely gorgeous
Margo always always begs Miles to let her do stuff with his hair and sometimes he will relent and say yes and that’s the story of how he had twists for like two months
Margo is an avid sims player and does the Hashtag Girl Thing of making her and Miles in the sims and planning out their life together
She and Miles will bike through his Brooklyn a lot and hit like three convenience stores one right after the other, they are tiny (respectful!) menaces to bodega owners, they’ll drop off lunch for Rio at the hospital and drop off lunch for Jeff at the police station, head back to Miles’ house and crash on the couch with their snacks and lunch and energy drinks and Margo will play games while Miles draws
Margo likes the games in Miles’ universe a lot more than her own so he shares whatever games he has with her
Margo will leave kiss marks on his face with her lipstick and he sometimes forgets and goes out to see his parents and Rio just teases him about it as he desperately tries to wipe it off to no avail
Miles makes really wonderful flower crowns and Margo dries them out to keep them, she has a wall with them hanging up in her room
They go on roller rink dates a lot and Miles is very good and Margo is very bad so he pulls her around the rink while she squeals and yells at him to stop going so fast
Margo sends him a specific gif whenever she wants to talk but can’t really type very well bc her hands are shaking (she gets very excited very easy and her whole body starts shaking as a stim) and he’ll immediately hop on call
They call all the time Miles has slept on call many many times, Margo is a chronic insomniac but having him on the phone makes her fall asleep easier
They have so many playlists together :] they love listening to each other’s music
Umm they love each other and stuff :] that’s it that’s the post
Follow me for more Cyberflower! Or don’t idk
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soothinglee · 2 years
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hello, could I request platonic c!dt or c!benchtrio hcs with a pvper reader, but the reader is short and physically weak so instead of relying on swords or other normal stuff they specialize and rely on poison?
❝ YOU'RE WEAK, HOW CAN I HELP? ❞
warnings: just fighting, some curse words.
genre:: fluff (hcs)
summary:: hcs of the benchtrio (+ philza and techno) helping you make poison for fighting
a/n:: DUDE I AM SO SORRY LMAO, accidentally read the ask wrong, i thought it said "c!sbi". I don't know how, it's been a long day. so you get two extra characters! thank you for requesting!
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m.list - ask - series m.list
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PHILZA;
philza would spend hours in his brewing room trying to find things to accommodate you when fighting.
he thought of everything.
how fast could you pull it out, how quick could you throw it at your enemy while dodging their attacks?
he used ghast tears, blaze rods, glow stone, gunpowder, basically anything he could get his hands on.
he would always make sure you hand extra on hand incase an enemy were getting immune to the formula. (ahem, dream)
he knows that people would target you for your weak nature and the ability to NOT pick up a sword. the only one you could use was a small wooden toy sword meant for toddlers.
if I ever see someone stroll in with a fake sword looking like Luz Noceda from Owl house I'd would laugh in your face, no offense.
most likely then not he'll give you fighting lessons, he's the type to sit you down like its a school lecture and teach you the 'old school style'.
meaning from a 1,000 year old book he picked up on the other side of the world.
if you had to battle with someone twice your size he'd most likely be hiding in the trees somewhere, waiting for you to give him the hint that you're losing the battle.
if you're too stubborn to call it quits, and he can tell that you're losing severely, he'll swoop in without a second thought and finish the fight for you.
overall he has a very caring personality and would do anything to make sure you can protect yourself.
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TECHNOBLADE;
believe me when I say you'll be carrying potions that will make you weigh 10 times more then you do now.
like I'm talking about your pockets, sleeves, socks, shoes, and your hair will be filled with them in secret compartments.
he always make sure you have atleast 5 totem of undyings in your inventory.
you always ask where he gets them from and he'll just look at you, blink and slowly back out the room.
you'd ask phil and he'll just shake his head and say "it's best you didn't know."
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anyway, he'll find a way to make a netherite sword light for you because he will NOT let you walk around with a wooden sword.
makes sures everything you own is maxed out in enchantments.
potion wise he put EVERYTHING he could find into one potion. just drinking it alone without any armor would most likely make you the strongest person in the server.
he knows you can take your opponents but would still give you a 30 day bootcamp on fighting.
you'll be wishing you never took up pvp in the first place.
this man is relentless.
like I'm talking your arms, legs and back would be black and blue from the constant fighting.
sure it'll help in the long run but you got both mentally and psychically exhausted that you just passed out. (fic coming based off this soon?)
he'd give you a break but all this payed off in the long run because you were able to master a lot of thing you couldn't have ever done before.
like phil, he'd mostly be in your ear, watching from afar, telling when to strike and how.
you know ratatuoe (I'm not even going to begin on spelling ts right) where the rat is in the guys ear helping him cook?
that's you and techno except he's not pulling your hair controlling you..
yeah okay anyway, he'd make you the most feared person despite your size, you were walking proof that even if you're small you can do anything you put your mind to.
and hey, dream and his goons are kinda-somewhat, scared of you now.
so good for you :)
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TOMMY;
to be honest for him I'm not really sure what he'd do.
like, do i want to go for the sweet, caring friend road or the gremlin, "who cares" mentality, evil road?
for the sake of this I'll do the first.
OKAY, he doesn't really know anything about potions (or poison pick your word they're the same) except for the stuff he made in wilburs van those days ago.
do the research needed to figure out what potions did what and how long they lasted for.
knowing him he most likely mixed a invisibility and a strength potion together and blew up Philzas' lab area, later blaming it on Techno.
though he couldn't fight himself he would do his best to teach you from the things he saw during war times, mixing in what techno taught him those years ago.
and although he is kinda rusty, his tactics worked well and you incorporated it with the stuff you already knew.
he was very taken aback by how badass you were.
he never knew someone so tiny and couldn't even open a pickle jar could fight a grown ass, 6'1 man with just leather armor.
would use you as a lab rat for his work-in-progress potions.
he'd hand you the most revolting thing.
I'm talking about mold, green goup, spiders eye, bamboo ass shit in a tiny glass bottle.
thank god for your immunity to poison because that looked radioactive.
"so? how does it taste?" he asks, lifting up the protective googles that started fogging up from the humidity in the room.
you swallowed the rest of it, placing the now empty bottle on the table. watching as he watched you expectantly. you swished the slug in your mouth and held your breath. the taste was something indescribable.
as you went to talk a hiccup came out instead, it came out green. you smiled at him, waving your hand in-front of your face. "well, I don't feel like dying-" another hiccup cuts you off, this time along with the sudden impulse to smash a book on the table.
you reached for the book and tommy watches you in awe, nothing about your psychical form changed but as the book collided with the ground and everything broke into pieces, tommy knew he had accidently created a ultra potion of strength.
it only took 7 minutes to wear off but in those minutes everything around you were either across the room or demolished.
he is very helpful but at the same time very risky. so if you ever choose him to help -or he chooses you- just take the safety percussions necessary.
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RANBOO;
you really think that he is going to even touch a potion?
this man is afraid of EVERYTHING
would watch from behind you as you cooked something up.
if you even asked if he wanted to help he'd give you the most deadpanneded look and straight out tell you no.
he wouldn’t help you make them but he sure as hell would get you the supplies you needed when you ran out.
he knows that they are vital for your fighting because of your small stature so he makes sure nothing is missing and no one is bothering you while your working.
though he can’t provide much, he is great at finding ender pearls which he gives to you.
he doesn’t know what it could be used for but he thinks it’s a nice little gift.
ranboo being half ender man means that he hoards a lot of stuff so whenever you need you’ll go to his little house and take whatever you need.
9 times out of 10 there would be some really messed up stuff that he said he just “found lying around” but we all know that that’s probably not true.
he looks up to you (even though he should be looking down) because of how confident you are despite your size and weakness
He likes that you use it to your advantage and asks you to help him get the confidence that he needs.
if you ever need help during a fight just whistle- which is a signal that you need help- and ranboo will teleport to you and swoop you up.
he is very helpful despite being afraid of a lot of things.
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TUBBO;
the both of you are pretty short so he can understand why you use poison to knock your opponents down.
is all for it to be honest, tells you to rest while he tries some things out.
like tommy he will put the most horrendous shit in it but will cover the smell up with berries and purple dye.
he tries to stay away from fighting, having a bad past with it and all but he will definitely sit on the sidelines and watch as you try and practice.
assures you that he will always stick by your side, in battle and out.
though he doesn't have any practice in pvp except for the wars he doesn't really have any tips and tricks. but is happy to help you come up with new strategies.
is very adamant about you not overworking yourself, will make you carry around extra potions of strength to make you heal faster.
you have this little book filled with recipes of different poisons you created over time and some times tubbo finds himself marveling over the things you've created.
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blackjackkent · 28 days
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OK, time for another boss battle report, Cazador Szarr edition. This one got pretty elaborate. XD
Opening state of play:
Enemy list is Cazador plus two ghasts (labeled "Fallen Gur Hunter," upsettingly), four werewolves, a skeleton named "Chatterteeth," and six bats. The bats have one hit point each but I'm making no assumptions at this point.
Cazador starts out with seven stacks of a buff called "Ritual Sources" - corresponding to the seven spawn currently being held in magical fields around the arena - which gives him 70 temp HP, 7m extra movement speed, and extra necrotic damage. He also gets an individual unique buff for three of the spawn (For "Yousen", he gets an extra 2-16 hitpoint regain every turn, for "Violet" he gets a +5 to AC, and for Astarion himself, he gets an extra bonus action.)
All of this also means we are shorthanded by one person because Astarion is currently being used as a power socket. (On the bright side, despite the cutscene, he still has all his armor and stuff on, so maybe we can get him back into the fight and let him get the killing blow.)
Cazador can apparently use Call Lightning for ten turns without using a spell slot, with which he immediately beats the shit out of Jaheira on his first turn.
He can turn into vampire mist and run around the arena which makes him immune to non-magical damage. "This status is removed by sunlight," says the description of the form. Well, this at least is good news, because guess what Jaheira has:
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The spawns themselves all have a "sacrificial lamb" condition which states: "If Cazador draws power from all the spawns bound this way three times, he will ascend." So we're on something of a time limit.
By the way Cazador has 270 hit points, including the 70 temp HP he's getting from the spawns. O.O;
We do get a bit of a hint to kick things off.
"Those runes," Karlach says. "Cazzy's using them to suck the power right out of those poor fuckers."
"If we can reach the glowing sigils, maybe we can redirect that power from him to us," says Hector.
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First of all, I love that Karlach calls him "Cazzy". Second, I can't imagine Hector is much more thrilled about taking that power for himself, even temporarily, than he is about Cazador getting it, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think our top priority here is as follows:
a) Get everyone onto one of those sigils (ideally Astarion's? maybe we can get him back into the fight?) to start disrupting Cazador's power sources. b) Get Daylight cast on as much of the arena as possible. c) ????? we'll figure it out from there.
Let's go.
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Combat report:
Getting Karlach onto one of the sigils on her first turn passed one of the "Ritual Sources" buffs from Cazador onto her, so that seems like a good start. The problem here, though, is that stepping back OFF the sigil immediately gives the buff back to Cazador. So the utility here seems a bit limited since most of our squad is kinda up close and personal.
Not entirely clear on whether I am supposed to be trying to kill the non-Astarion spawn, although that does seem like it would certainly remove the buff more permanently. They're basically resistant to everything so it doesn't seem like a GREAT use of our time, but options feel really limited.
The ghasts are surprisingly annoying as they all run straight at Hector and cast Stench to make him nauseous, meaning he can't take actions. He's so powerful tho that he kills one of the werewolves with bonus actions alone.
Karlach meanwhile gets surrounded by all five bats and bit a whole bunch and Jaheira gets downed by the second round of Call Lightning. This is off to a great start.
The one spore zombie that was still following Jaheira around from the fight earlier misses every single one of its attacks in this fight, bless its heart.
Hector manages to take out all the ghasts by turn three but is now the only good guy conscious on the field as Karlach has gotten bitten into unconsciousness. More bats have spawned at the start of the round. Cazador has managed to avoid starting his turn in the Daylight spell repeatedly so he has not yet taken any damage from it yet. All the bats have now come over to surround Hector instead. This is going terribly.
DISCOVERY: When Jaheira's spore zombie kills something (in this case, a bat) it turns into a new friendly spore zombie! That's nice! Everything else, however, is terrible.
At this point, Cazador ascends. All of the spawns, including Astarion, explode into a giant pile of wet meat. Astarion's personal quest is marked complete. I sigh, very heavily, and reload. Yeesh.
Attempt 2!
I feel like there's a trick here that I'm missing, but the second pass does start off much more optimistically; Hector and Karlach are able to take out all three ghouls immediately and Jaheira gets Daylight up again.
Once again Jaheira gets wrecked at the top of the second round when Cazador gets his next turn. She really is squishy as fuck and I am not sure why I suck so badly at playing her. :( I love you, Jaheira, I'm sorry I keep getting you killed.
Eventually I got frustrated and sent Hector over to just whale on Cazador, and he's such a battering ram that he did manage to get him all the way down to 100HP. However, it was on turn 3 and so Cazador promptly got up afterwards and turned everyone into marinara sauce.
Realistically, Hector and Karlach are powerful enough between them that I'm pretty sure we can cheese this fight but just going straight to Cazador on turn 1 and beating the shit out of him; however, I would kind of like to figure out how to do this fight the "correct" way. Reload.
Attempt 3!
New strategy - what if we ignore all the enemies and just run all three of us onto three of the sigils immediately? (Specifically, the three sigils for the spawn that are giving him extra buffs. Unfortunately, they're of course the ones furthest away from us but we have dash actions for a reason.)
With this in mind, backing up an extra save and doing some pre-work. Jaheira gets the Misty Step amulet back, ritually casts Longstrider on everyone which will give them extra movement speed until long rest, and precasts Conjure Elemental, Conjure Woodland Being to get more bodies on the field, and Heroes Feast too, why not (immunity to the Stench poison for one thing), then casts Protection from Energy on herself to help offset the fucking Call Lightning that's wrecking us right out of the gate.
While I'm doing this, @ryssabrin comes in clutch with some advice in the replies in my previous post, pointing out that we can use the Help action on Astarion to pull him out of the ritual and back into the fight. "cazador will focus fire on him but he won't do the ritual." This is HUGE because that three-turn limit was what was really fucking things up.
So that's our new priority. Jaheira and Karlach go to stand on two of the sigils, and Hector books it towards Astarion to free him. Ryssabrin also pointed out the utility of Sanctuary in this case - presumably to put on Astarion if Cazzy is gonna focus fire him - so I have Hector load that up too, and cast Protection from Evil and Good on himself.
Heroes Feast is fun. It also gives us a big hamper of camp supplies in addition to all the buffs. Please fill in your own joke:
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Mad prep, let's go:
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OK let's give this another try. I'm not scared, what are you talking about.
In addition to all the buffs, we also luck out here somewhat in that on this run, all three of the team get top initiative (second only to Cazador himself). Jaheira's concentration on Protection from Energy gets broken INSTANTLY but she does take less damage than she did previously.
Jaheira misty steps onto Yousen's sigil, stealing Cazador's per-turn heal and one of his ritual stacks (and casts Daylight). Karlach goes to Violet's sigil and steals Cazador's extra AC and another ritual stack (and rages for extra DR). Hector as planned beelines straight for Astarion, Help-actions him into the fight, casts Sanctuary on him, and barrels towards one of the other sigils. Cazador is now down to four buff stacks and no special buffs, and cannot ascend. QUICKSAVE.
"YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO ME!" Astarion bellows, and then I have him stand absolutely still and not do anything, because he can't be targeted by attacks in Sanctuary but only while he doesn't attack anything. I like to think he is debuffing Cazador with the pure power of his ANGRY GLARE, though.
Jaheira once again gets fucking trounced immediately but at least her unconscious body is on top of the sigil so it's still debuffing Cazador.
Round 2 - Cazador's out of mist form and I could keep Hector on the sigil removing the extra stack from him - but realistically the dangerous ones were the two that Jaheira and Karlach are on. Hector is best served barreling straight at Cazador and battering ram smacking the shit out of him. So that is what he does. For a total of [does quick math] 183 DAMAGE! :D Cazador lost Call Lightning concentration too. Big moves from Team Juggernaut and this is all looking much more manageable. (For insult to injury he still had enough movement left to go and stand on the nearby sigil again too. XD )
Karlach hurled two separate health potions at Jaheira, using up both of her actions, and neither of them did anything useful for some reason. Very annoying. So now I just sit here while the 513451345 enemies on the field take their turns and hope for the best.
Time for some roleplay choices. Cazador is down to 65 HP and still prone, which means Astarion can get a sneak atack on him. So I make the executive decision to SCREW SANCTUARY because Astarion needs this killing blow.
Jaheira dies. Again. And, again, from a story perspective, we are pretending this didn't happen. XD
Round 3 - Cazador once again mists up, so I spend Hector and Karlach's turns taking out some of the adds. Astarion tries to take a stab at the mist form just to see if it works. It doesn't.
Round 4 - Hector flattens Cazador down to 13HP and positions himself to give Astarion sneak attack. Karlach stares menacingly at everyone...
And Astarion gets the killing blow.
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And then we killed the 113451324 bats that had spawned during this whole process. Victory!
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Doctor Who, but Chronologically: 45
It's 1974! I can practically feel Jon Pertwee.
But this is not a UNIT story - instead, we get a ghost story! Fun! Matt Smith is back but with Clara this time, and they're off to a giant country house, here played to perfection by Margam Park on the outside. Inside it's sporting Her From Call the Midwife and also actual literal Dougray Scott, so the acting quality skyrockets.
This seems to be early Clara, though. And hilariously, we just watched an Amy/Rory/River episode that went hard on the arc mystery for a story this watch order had already resolved for us; with Clara, though, we seem to be getting the mystery in real time. I think the only odd bits currently are (a) what did he mean about the souffles, and (b) why the fuck did she hang out with Capaldi. But this here is early Clara, still new to traveling, and the Doctor trying to work out what she "is".
The plot here is in two halves. The first half is a nice-looking but fairly toothless ghost story. Midwife lady and Dougray Scott are ghost hunters (or more accurately, he is; she's an empath trying to help the ghost), and they're in this big house because it's been haunted by a ghast since time immemorial. The Doctor and Clara just sort of turn up for a bit of a nose. There's a fun scene where Dougray Scott (I really cannot get over that this is real Dougray Scott holy shit) shows them his board of ghost photos and talks them through the ghost's history, which is fairly sparse, but the genuine Dougray Scott is the one acting it, so it's creepy as fuck anyway. Also Clara spots that the ghost is always in the same position in every photo. It's very good, I liked that bit.
Funnily enough, the rest of the ghost story is badly served because of this stupid watch order. Say what you like of this era but the previous episode with the Silents was genuinely creepy and scary and horrifying when it played with its "There's something in the room with us" moments, so this is more, you know, generic, just with Dougray Scott.
Then halfway through there's a scene that very neatly bisects the ghost story half of the episode and the generic sci-fi half. The Doctor and Clara jump in the TARDIS and take a photo of the ghost from the Earth's creation to its death so they can make a movie of it. This means they can see it's just some time traveller stuck in a pocket dimension running away from a sort of unspooled corpse trying to be a crab, but more importantly to US it means Clara has a moment of realising the existential dread of her own mortality, leading to a mildly trite conversation where she demands to know if she's just a ghost to the Doctor.
"No," he says. "You're the only mystery worth solving."
By contrast to the ghost story, that's actually well-served by this watch order. It makes it sound like he means humans in general, which would be sweet and also a fascinating character beat, rather than Clara specifically, which is unsettling and kind of intense for a first date.
Anyway the rest of the plot is them opening a portal to the pocket dimension (using the blue crystal from Metebelis 3! Which Matt Smith cannot pronounce! I said I could feel Jon Pertwee) and rescuing the time traveller from the unspooled corpse crab. There's a bit where the TARDIS is a dickhead to Clara; I like Clara, but I fucking adore TARDIS-as-character stuff, I'm an utter SLUT for it, so I was delighted. Why though? Who knows! A new plot thread!
And then the final five minutes becomes a lot of lacklustre romance between multiple characters, but I'm not criticising because two of those characters are unspooled corpse crabs. We go the whole episode not being properly shown them, and then right at the end Matt Smith goes back to the pocket dimension and is like "COME WITH ME! i'LL TAKE YOU TO HER!!!" :D :D :D
And then it finally rises behind him and it turns to look at him and
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well
I'll be honest I fucking howled. Best bit. Loved it.
And then the Doctor asks the psychic midwife what Clara is, and she's like "...that would be a normal human girl, asshole" as the double negative moodlet from the Sims appears over her head. So that mystery remains mysterious.
Let's update! No new threads, nothing resolved, one minor tweak.
“She” (an unknown person) is returning (perhaps River returned as Missy. Maybe Me? Maybe Clara???!)
There is something on Donna’s back
An entire planet, Pyrovilia, just… disappeared, somehow. (Maybe because the TARDIS is exploding??? Saturnine was also lost, and that WAS because of the TARDIS exploding. The lion man’s planet was also lost but he was a bit of a knob about it if I’m honest. The Thijarian planet was destroyed by some sort of impact). Is this the Flux?
Amy is maybe dead (she’s not)
The Doctor has been cubed (he’s out, but how?)
River is possibly blown up ��(unless she’s Missy. Nope: she is definitely not blown up)
The TARDIS has blown up  (It’s fine now. Except it’s sort of melting now because it’s corrupted, but it’s fine again. NOPE, back to not working.)
The universe appears to have ended  (the universe is back again)
The Doctor has employed(?) Nardole
(And Nardole was “reassembled???” Nardole had glass nipples and invisible hair?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE)
There’s a vault in the TARDIS and it contains Missy but we don’t know why (sometimes she knocks for the bants)
There’s an immortal Viking girl now. Her name is Me and she’s now looking after the people the Doctor abandons
Why was Rory entirely unconcerned by the entire world suddenly going silent when that is Not Normal and should have been, at the very least, extremely disconcerting?
What did the Doctor do to Queen Lizzie One?
Why is Amy seeing a one-eyed woman in a vanishing window? (She’s with the Silents, but we don’t know why Amy saw her)
Why is Amy’s pregnancy inconclusive? (Maybe because the baby had Time Lord DNA?) She’s deffo pregnant and the baby becomes River, but why inconclusive?
Who is Sarah-Jane Smith?
How is the Doctor Bill’s teacher and why/where does he have an office?
What is going on with the Cyber War and the Cyberium???
What happened with the Other Cyber War?
What happened with the Third War that deleted the void?
Why does Rose seem particularly important?
What order do these Doctors go in? (Eccleston, Tennant, uncertain, Smith, Capaldi, Whittaker)
Which companion just… forgot the Doctor, and how?
Yaz and Vinder are about to die as Mori/Mwri/Muuri (Not anymore, somehow)
There is a Lupari shield around Earth.
What’s a Time War?
What’s the Rift?
What’s Bad Wolf?
In which war did the Doctor become a war criminal, and how?
Who is the Master?
Why has Amy forgotten Rory? How did she forget a Dalek invasion?
Is Rory plastic or not?  Yeah, must be, he couldn’t possibly remember being plastic otherwise
Why is the Doctor sulking on a cloud?
How exactly does the Doctor have a cloud?
What exactly happened with Strax to, uh, tame him?
Which friend killed Strax?
Which friend brought Strax back?
Where did this lesbian lizard and human couple come from?
What happened with Clara as Souffle Girl and the Daleks?
How does Clara actually join?
Why so many Claras? NEW INFO: A psychic midwife says she's just normal human
Why is Missy apparently in robo-heaven?
Why is probably!Missy pushing Clara and the Doctor together?
What is Trensilor and what happened there?
Who is Handles?
The Doctor is about to be dissolved by a beautiful geode man
The universe is being crushed by the Flux
Will the Doctor open the fobwatch?
Sontarans are invading Earth again
Who is Kate?
Who is Osgood? Another name of Clara’s again?
The fuck is the deal with the Grand Serpent
Does Martha get to go to an ice cream planet with 12-fingered massage aliens?
How did the Doctor forget Clara?
Who is Bill’s puddle girlfriend Heather?
How did Nardole die?
When does Bill get Cyberman-ed and die?
When does the Doctor shrink and enter a Dalek called Rusty?
Whittaker is falling to her death rn
Was that ring relevant?
Does anyone know the Doctor’s name?
When did Yaz talk to Dan about fancying the Doctor?
When did Dan talk to the Doctor about fancying Yaz?
What’s happening with the bees?
What happened with Donna’s ex and a giant spider?
What war wiped out the Daleks, and is it one of the ones already mentioned?
What did the Doctor mean when he said “The (Daleks) always live, while I lose everything?”
If Dalek Caan is the last Dalek left why are there more now?
How did the rest of the Time Lords die?
How and why did Amy melt?
What’s the question that will make silence fall?
Why do the Silents… want silence to fall?
How and why are Silents at war with the Doctor when he… hasn’t even heard of them?
How does Hitler get out of the cupboard?
What’s the significance of fish fingers and custard?
Why does the Doctor feel guilt about Rose, Martha and Donna?
What happened with the space whale?
When does Rory defend Amy for 2000 years? Since Roman times, it seems
How does the Doctor survive River? He doesn’t, apparently
How does he erase himself from history
Did Captain Jack lose his memories to the same people as the Doctor? What did he lose?
When did the Doctor send the Daleks into a void to save the universe?
What’s with the weird crack in the wall and is it affecting memories?
Why do Amy and Rory think the Doctor is dead? Is it because of River as an astronaut?
Is Matt Smith’s Doctor a tree racist?
Why is the beautiful geode woman stealing people into a Passenger form?
River says she’ll die one day when the Doctor doesn’t remember her, let’s hope she doesn’t mean it
NEW INFO: why doesn't the TARDIS like Clara?
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ventismacchiato · 1 year
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I have a few btl hc soo
-Childe was like buildibg a tunnek to spawn when he saw heizouv putting tnt under his house and childe lit it up for fun and it blew up his entire house🥳
-Scara used to send letters to star in a chest <3
-Venti keeps loosing his stuff every 10 minutes
-I kinda see jean being new ro minecraft so she accidentally spawns an ender dragon (dont ask how)
-Xiao and Star added a mod for kpop dances
-Scara has a dog and keeps saying sorrt everytime he forgets to feed it.(He is such a cutie patootie)
-Just like all the other smps (ex one life) They have like an entire war at the end of the smp
-Xiao curses in Chinese and Childe curses in russian
-Heizou tries to make an alliance with scara but his base gets blown up after☠️
-Scara only had an alliance with star but blew up their and said it was childe so star had to stay with scara <333
-Ayaka makes ghasts go to the overworld and summons a bunch of withers😦
Albedo and tighnari tamed a bunch of cats and dogs to kill every player (it did)
-Hu tao is xiaos sibling and changes his skin and xiao dosent notice it until aether said so (Half of his fyp is filled with his skin)
-I imagine (after star face reveal) star like has to stop and like do her makeup for like 2 minutes while playing a horror game wirh childe (They are hiding in the bathroom btw) and childe screams cuz he hates horror ganes and messes up stars eyeliner 😭 (They curse him for an entire hour)
-Aether woke up while xiao was streaming and said 'my back is still sore from last night' Xiao ended the stream right there
sorry for gatekeeping these but babe wake up new headcanons just dropped!!
the bilingual cursing is so hot
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liloinkoink · 9 months
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I discovered your treesekai AU way, way too late, but it now lives rent-free in my head, at least as long as this iteration of my sleep-deprived shenanigans lasts. I want to see the domestic side of their time together before it goes to shit; the little quirks that Martyn can’t quite let go of that Ren finds strange but amusing (the odd turn of phrase, reaching for a phone that isn’t there, complaining about a lack of HVAC when he thinks nobody’s there, etc). The way that their habit of kissing each other on the hand evolved over time. Ren teaching Martyn how to use a knife. Stuff like that. I want to draw and/or write it myself, but I don’t trust myself to do it justice.
Sorry to randomly send you an ask about an old AU, hope I didn’t bother you.
“way way late” “old au” my friend treesekai is barely six months old. it’s not even off my ao3 profile’s front page. if this is old i shudder to think what you’d call third life. which is to say you’re all good dude
anyway. domestic treesekai is something that can be so personal. just for you here’s a bit of the first scene of the sequel ghast won in a bet that i started and haven’t yet finished
…Even though he’s aware no one realizes he was looking for someone in particular, he’s still embarrassed to walk away alone. He feels… stood up, almost, though he might be projecting. The wound of the engagement party is still fresh in his mind, after all—waiting for nearly an hour in the hall for his fiancé, only to find the man already inside, surrounded in happy, touchy guests.
Ren still stings.
Dwelling on the memory is probably why Ren isn’t looking where he’s going, which is why he walks right into someone. The man stumbles back, off balance, and Ren doesn’t think twice about grabbing his waist to catch him.
“Uh,” the man says. He’s blond, with a black headband tied around his forehead. His hair is damp, as is the front of his shirt, and he smells like he’s been exercising. Ren doesn’t think he saw the man training with the knights outside, though his features seem somehow familiar. Ren stares a moment, trying to figure out where he’s seen the man, only to watch as his face grows steadily redder and redder.
“Your majesty?” the man almost squeaks, and Ren remembers himself. He drops the man’s waist, letting him fall entirely to the floor.
“Sorry! I thought you’d caught yourself!” Ren says, holding his hand out to help the man to his feet. He stares at Ren’s hand for a moment, though before Ren can retract it, he places his palm in Ren’s hold.
Only when the man’s fingers are held in Ren’s own does Ren recognize him. How could he not, after all, recognize the same hand seared so clearly into his memory?
“You’re the knight from the engagement party,” Ren gasps, and the knight Ren has spent the last few nights lying awake thinking about blanches.
“I, uh,” he fumbles, “There were a lot of knights at the engagement party.”
“But only one who spoke to me in the hall,” Ren says, pulling the man to his feet, “Only one who told me he’d give me a hand.” Ren clasps the man’s hand in both of his own, staring into his eyes, “Only one whose name I’d like to know.”
The knight stares at him, seemingly unaware of his mouth hanging open. Ren would feel guilty, but if he didn’t want to be left in shock, then maybe he shouldn’t have done it to Ren first.
“Martyn!” calls another voice. The man’s head snaps over, and Ren knows his name—Martyn, the knight from the engagement party; Martyn, the stranger bold enough to call out the king’s foolish optimism to his face; Martyn, the only man in the world who wants Ren to be happy.
“There you are! When you ran off like that—” another man runs through, skidding down the hall, “Your majesty?!”
This knight, Ren does know—his name is Skizzleman, though most people call him Skizz. Martyn drops Ren’s hand as Skizz stops beside them, looking anywhere but Ren’s face.
“Hello, Sir Skizzleman,” Ren greets.
“Hello, your majesty!” Skizz bows in greeting. When Martyn doesn’t copy the motion, Skizz not-so-subtly elbows him in the side.
“Sorry, your majesty, don’t mind him,” Skizz explains. He stands up, then smacks his Martyn’s head down into a bow, “He has a head injury.”
“A head injury? How did you sustain that?” Ren asks, concerned.
“I… don’t remember?”
“It was a very bad injury,” Skizz adds, with a sage nod. He releases Martyn, who rubs at the back of his head as he straightens up again.
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azurecrystalz · 1 year
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[Translation] Spider / One Day Friday 2
Rinne: Merumeru. When you say it's not child's play, just what do you mean by that?
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HiMERU: That's simply what HiMERU overheard. Tenshouin-senpai looks to be the one running the project, and at "ES Halloween" the entirety of the management staff are going to be wearing full-scale costumes.
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Kohaku: Hoon. Full-scale costumes you say...but they're still only just costumes aren't they?
HiMERU: That may not be entirely correct. Special makeup and effects are supposedly going to be used to make elaborate ghasts and spirits.
Kohaku: Eh?
HiMERU: At this time of year, some major theme parks hold large Halloween events, did you know that?
Kohaku: Theme park events?
Rinne: Isn't that what they usually show in CMs* and stuff? Like, where there's a bunch of zombies roaming the park or something?
HiMERU: That's right. It's said that it will be quite similar in size and quality as those. Hibiki-senpai also is said to be the one overlooking the project, and he's quite involved in drama and theater, so that will certainly add to the level of quality.
Kohaku: Just like the real thing.....
Rinne: So! The expectations set for our costumes are sky high. I wonder how scaaary they're gonna be~
Kohaku: .....!
Rinne: It is an event after all, so I wanna scare the hell out of some people too.
Niki: Ah, speaking of scaring people! This upcoming Halloween, aren't they gonna set up an actual haunted house on ES grounds? I heard they gonna use it as an attraction during the day, and then at night it'll become a live venue. The manager here at "Cinnamon" is super thrilled because they're expecting there's gonna be an uptake in customers.
Kohaku: Is, i-is that right? A haunted house huh...
Rinne: Nn?
Kohaku: ........
Rinne: Nnnn~?
Kohaku: What? Quit staring at me.
Rinne: Kohaku-chan. Don't tell me you're scared of ghosts?
Kohaku: A-Absolutely not! Auuugh, that's ridiculous. Me, scared of ghosts, at my age. No way. Absolutely not.
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HiMERU: ........
Niki: ..........
Kohaku: What, what's with those smiles.
Rinne: Kohaku-chyaaan~, are you really sure? You're not scared of ghosts at all? You should admit it while you still can for your sake, shouldn't you?
Kohaku: Like I told you...I'm not scared.
Rinne: Alllright~. As long as you say it's okay. In that case, let's all go to the haunted house downtown tomorrow~.
Kohaku: Hah?!
Niki: Eh? There's a haunted house downtown?
Kohaku: Th-that's right! I haven't seen anything like that! Haunted houses are only in theme parks.
Rinne: No no, that's what you think~. You know the arcade right? There's a haunted house that just opened down there. It's like a haunted house that remakes Japanese horror films that are popular. I've heard that even though it's really small, it's super scary!
HiMERU: Ah. Now that you mention it, the makeup artist working with HiMERU had talked about that as well.
Rinne: In order to be able to scare the hell out of people this Halloween, we're gonna need to follow that haunted house's example right? If we're gonna do it, then I wanna be the scariest one there.
Kohaku: Hmph. I'm not scared, but why do I have to go to a place like that with you, Rinne-han.
Niki: Oohohoh~! In that case, I really wanna go to the cafe near the arcade!
Kohaku: Eh?
Niki: Word is that their pancakes are super popular. I haven't gotten the chance to try them yet.
HiMERU: --That's the cafe right on the street corner, isn't it? HiMERU is also interested in going there. If we go to the cafe, then we can also go to the haunted house.
Kohaku: Ehhhh?!
Niki: He~h. HiMERU-kun, it's really rare to see you take part in things like this. Did you want to stop by the cafe that badly?
HiMERU: Yes. Well, there were circumstances that came up. So HiMERU wanted to go there, but hadn't been able to. They truly are famous for their pancakes, but HiMERU was nervous going by himself since most of their customers are women.
Rinne: Oh, nice. Then let's stop by that cafe while we're at it. And you? Kohaku-chan~, of course you're coming along too right?
Kohaku: Ug....ghhhh...
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Kohaku: (Why is the one time Niki-han and HiMERU-han are on Rinne-han's side now?! Usually we would have just shut him down....!)
Rinne: What's wrong?
Kohaku: (It's easy to say no. It's actually so easy to say no, but if I do, there's no way Rinne-han isn't going to make fun of me for the next year. I mean just look at that stupid face of his! It's so obnoxious...!)
Kohaku: ....Fine, I got it. I'll go. I am not scared of some haunted house!
Rinne: Alriiight~, it's settled! So that "Crazy:B" wins the number one spot at "ES Halloween" let's go tackle that infamous haunted house!.
(*): CMs just means Commercials. Why didn't I just write that in instead of doing a footer like this I don't know I'm really tired tumblr has not been kind to me lately.
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ghastbutlikegay · 2 years
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my main headcanon for npc grian is that theres no angst or anything and npg and grian are friends in a “only I get to call this fucked up demon a fucked up demon!” / “thats MY stupid mortal!” way and also npg is ariana griande. she transitioned and now shes a popstar and yes she charged grian a fortune for her performance at the sahara grand opening
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mine-ventures · 13 days
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I can't tell what setting this Minecraft world has proper. It has a certain medieval feel with thibgs like monsters, dungeons, castles, dragons, hell, magic, potions, constructs and the outworldy end. Yet there are modern appliances, talk about planets and modern concepts. The backgrounds and wordings contradict and don't always fit. It takes a bit from the fantasy and the survival feel base minecraft offers.
Why mix concepts? /gen
CW: Long Post holy shit, I'm sorry I never shut up---
Ok, I wanna answer this question first as a Mun, cuz I think it's my duty to do so! (Imma tell u now that some stuff I'll say in here are pretty much my point of view on some stuff, and they're pretty much my headcanons, so, yeah!)
So, here we go!
Why there are some concepts that doesn't seem to fit in here, you ask, my dear, Anon. Well, the answer is very simple!
Everything is set in a different time-line. I mean, some stuff related in the bios of my characters has happened like, many years ago, even more than a normal human being could live for. They've been here for MANY YEARS.
They're pretty much answering in a more... Uhhh... Distant-not-so-distant future?? Cuz some species can live over 100+ years, and some other cannot die unless killed (Ex. The Undead). Minecraft is a VERY old planet... And is definitely NOT the same Earth we all know.
Earth and Minecraft are NOT the same, nor even the Universe in here. You can view it as some kind of "Alternative Universe" if you want lol
Also, the modern stuff you see, aren't THAT modern as you think. Some stuff are still underdevelopment, like, when humans were inventing the first fridge?? or the first TV?? The first Light bulb??? Idk xD Even the fridge itself, is made out of iron blocks, a well preserved ice block, some Iron doors and probably a dispenser/barrels with some buttons/levers so it'll open lol You gotta use your imagination, bud!
I can assure you, they DON'T see their world as if they're in a game. For them, they live their life as if they are living like you! There's no such thing as "Game Mechanics" or "Game Rules", there's no "Health bar" or "saturation bar" or "Servers" or "Chat". Humans aren't called "players", The Nether isn't called Hell.
They're living their lifes, they're not living a game. Cuz this is not a game for them, as the real life isn't a game for you!:]
Also, another answer for some stuff is also: I've based much of the tale in my very old point of view when I first created these silly OCs and their adventures (And that was when I was 10yo... In 2010 lol)... So some stuff might seem pretty outdated, or maybe they don't make so much sense anymore not only for that, but because I always work in a way where I mostly break the laws of the canon just so some stuff could "make sense" in the universe of this tale... Also, because I find it funny and sometimes I just decide to ignore some parts of the canon so I don't have too much limitations lol xD (If you know me, you know how much I LOVE to break the Canon and make AUs and do stupid shit just for fun and some laughs xD)
But yeah, I'm sorry if everything I said is stupid or at the very end doesn't make any sense... I just want to have the same fun I used to had when I was 11, now that I have the free time to do it!
I just missed my blocky friends and their world :)♥
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(Bonus doodle I made of me(?) with my Co-Admin of this Tale[????)
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catsandgoodbooks · 6 months
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No. 7: “I paced around for hours on empty; I jumped at the slightest of sounds.”
Alleyway | Radio Silence | “Can you hear me?”
TW/CWs: None
The October 8th drabble is a continuation of this one
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“You think you’ll be done soon?” Punz asked, holding their communicator up to their ear with one hand and jumping from block to block over the lava running through the Nether. When they stopped, they idly checked their inventory, eyes running over the Nether wart and redstone dust and netherite nuggets and glowstone and spider’s eyes and blaze powder and ghast tears and gunpowder stored within. Their visit away from the Overworld had turned out to be pretty successful when it came to raw materials, which is what they wanted in the first place. Potions (particularly healing and regen) were in high demand right now, for both the server and themself (and Dream), and not everyone had the time (or ability) to go deep into the Nether to get the needed ingredients.
“Yep,” the voice on the other end of the line, no longer crackling and staticky, responded. “I’ll stop by your tower once I’m good.”
“Cool,” Punz replied. They stepped onto the solid ground (or at least as solid netherrack could get) of the Nether wastes and kept walking, keeping the knowledge that their portal wasn’t far off in the back of their mind. They just had to get a little bit farther and then they could be out of this place (and maybe not alone, if they were lucky). “I’m just about to leave the Nether, Dream, so we should be able to meet up.”
“Great.” Punz could hear the smile in his voice. It was infectious, and a corner of their mouth tugged upward. “How’d it go?”
“Pretty well, I’d say. I don’t think we’d have to worry about running out of ingredients for a while,” they told him, a hint of humor creeping into their voice.
Dream laughed, and Punz grinned. “That’s great, Punz. Gotta have that stuff, right?”
“Of course,” Punz agreed. Their eyes ran over the landscape in front of them, spotting a patch of darkness within the red red red of the Nether. That’d be their portal. “How you’re doing?”
“Fine. Just had to take care of a couple things, and I’m mostly done anyways,” Dream answered. “It’s nothing to worry about.”
“If you’re sure,” Punz responded, shrugging even though they knew he couldn’t see them. They stepped through the Nether portal, immediately being hit in the face by a cool breeze. They sighed, taking a moment to appreciate the cold, fresh air and dark, star-scattered sky. It felt amazing after an afternoon spent in the oppressive heat. “Just left the Nether, Dream.”
“Nice! I’m heading to your place right now,” Dream informed them.
“Want to race?” Punz asked, a wide smile creeping onto their face. (It felt…normal, and Punz had been looking for that sense of normality for a long time. They were euphoric at the fact that they finally found it, even if it was just for a moment)
“Sure, but–” Dream’s voice cut out for a moment, and Punz’s heart dropped. “Punz? Punz, I have to–” Dream was cut off by something that they couldn’t hear, and everything fell silent.
“Dream? Dream?” Punz asked urgently, their voice involuntarily raising, becoming higher and higher the more panicked they got. “Dream, can you hear me?”
There was no response. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Dream wouldn’t just be ignoring them. They glanced down at their communicator.
[Call Ended]
Dream wouldn’t just hang up on Punz like that. They knew that. Something must of happened. Something must of happened.
Punz pulled up a map of the server on their communicator, watching the colors bloom onto the screen and tiny, moving pins appear. They’d made sure to attach most everyone’s user IDs to the map, an arduous task but one necessary to track where the server members were if needed, and they’d already had more than enough time on their hands in the past (before Dream escaped and they just had to wait and wait and wait and hope that it would get better, it would happen soon, nothing had gone wrong and it was just taking a while). Their whole job was to gather information, right?
All their eyes were looking for was a bright green dot, not too far off from where they were but no longer moving. Ringed by other dots.
Well, fuck. Punz had to get moving.
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starzyhoes · 5 months
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Petra x Reader (Gender-Neutral) (MCSM) Headcanons + small drabble
I do really long headcanons sooo (I also apologize if there’s typo’s) 💀
Words: no shitting idea
Genre: Fluff, Romance, small amount of violence if you squint, comfort(maybe)
Summary: Just some headcanons + 1 or 2 drabbles of relationship stuff! (kinda goes to the end of season 1)
TW: Comfort, tooth rotting fluff, all that fun stuff
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Headcanons:
❗️When y’all met <3
•Y’all first met when they were first getting the Wither-skulls in the Nether while you were fighting Ghast’s
•When they first saw you they thought you were some random person doing the same thing they were doing but realized you were much more than that after thinking about it
•Turns out you also saw Petra and thought the same exact thing they thought, that they were much more than you thought at first
•Shortly after you saw each-other you decided to interact with one-another and let’s just say both of you were nervous-
•Y’all stuck together like glue after tbh
•After y’all both got to know each-other after a few weeks you both confessed at the same time, like- blurted out at the same time that y’all liked each other
•You both started dating shortly before the Wither Storm happened
❗️General Headcanons:
•Protective of one-another
•Always go on missions together even if it’s supposed to be a solo mission
•When y’all relax it usually ends up with y’all spread out on a bed cuddling with each-other
•Bonus points if your a fighter because that means Petra has a training partner! (They’ll train with you no matter what ngl <3)
•Y’all have a secret move you use when fighting hoards of mobs/monsters!
•If you or Petra ever gets injured that’ll make the other get more protective/defensive of you/them 🫶
•In general y’all are the perfect couple honestly
💝 Romance:
•When y’all have dates it’ll consist of you and them either staying home and baking small treats while reading or telling stories from the past or sitting on a cliff and watching the sunset
•Whenever you both wake up y’all’s legs will be tangled together and most likely y’all’s arms will be wrapped around eachother
•When cuddling you both don’t mind being the little or big spoon, as long as y’all get to cuddle that’s honestly it 💕
•For kisses it’ll be small forehead kisses or cheek kisses unless one of you has to leave or if something bad is gonna happen (ik it’s cliché)
•Not major PDA but Petra will show small amounts of PDA out in public especially if it’s around the people they trust
•Hand holding is a major❗️❗️
•Y’all both love showing off to one-another at fighting or challenges or whatever y’all do 💀
💕Small Drabble💕 (This takes place after Season 1 or whenever you want it to take place tbh)
It was after dark and you and Petra had just gotten back from running errands in the Nether by grabbing quartz and other materials. You and Petra were walking through an underground tunnel that lead to the Nether-portal, back towards your home. “What a trip huh?” Petra asked nudging you with their arm which you quickly responded to, “Not gonna lie but that was better than last time! Seems like a lot of the mobs have respond since we went there from last time!” You exclaimed happily, walking on a small log that you jumped onto a few seconds ago. Petra nods and at you softly grinning. “I agree, that was way more exciting than usual.” Petra said seeing an open hole in the tunnel/cave ahead from where you both were.
“Would you look at that! We’re finally back!” Petra exclaimed, grabbing your gloved hand(or non gloved) with their own and dragging you to the entrance of the cave. “Hey careful!” You loudly said, smirking as you laugh slightly. “I am being careful!” Petra said, looking back you as you both reached the entrance of the cave and stepped out of it to be met with a small path leading to a small house that was not far away. “Well we should get home should we?” You ask, nudging Petra like their nudged you earlier. Petra nods at you and continues to hold your hand as you both walk on the path leading to the shared house, you both called home. -timeskip to when y’all both arrived home-
You both walked inside of your shared home and started taking off your gear, your boots, armor, swords/bows/potions/tnt, anything related to when you need it for fighting then putting it away, until your both left in your own set of clothing you both freshly put on this morning. You both look at eachother, smiling like crazy before walking upstairs towards y’all’s shared bedroom. When you both got into your room you then go into bed and later there not saying a thing just enjoying eachother’s presence until you spoke, “remember when we first met?” You asked smiling to yourself thinking back to the memory of just a few years ago. Petra looked at you smiling, who was laying on the opposite side of you. “Heck yeah I do…we were both so nervous! Thinking back to it now it’s pretty hilarious to be honest-“ they said chuckling to themselves. You nodded and giggled as well as you rolled over onto your side, wrapping your arms around around Petra’s waist as they laid an arm around your back and sighed. “You know I love you right?” Petra asked calmly relaxing and rubbing your back in a comforting way. “Of course I do and I love you to..” you said, raising your head and kissing Petra on the lips softly which Petra gladly returned and then soon pulled away. “I’m glad I met you…” Petra said reaching over and turning off the light on the wall. “Me too…” you said laying back down and, soon the both you falling into an endless sleep..
I’m sorry if that was crap it took me almost 2 hours to write that lmao 🫶
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smileymoth · 1 year
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Easy to hurt
Bdubs gets hurt at the mob farm and Etho patches him up. Sesson 3 aftermath.
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“If anything, I’m offended that you would do this.” Bdubs huffed, rubbing his arms to soothe the burn. 
“I should be apologizing, I’m sorry Bdubs, I should’ve known it was you.” Etho furrowed his brows. But he wouldn’t have known it was him -- he could’ve only guessed, or not set up the trap in general- no, it was done now. Bdubs was visibly hurt. His heart ached for him as he could see the red inflammation spire on his forearms. 
“You should be, yea!” he declared, pouting, “I come over, just wanted to get some levels… I even improved it. I put some slabs here and…” he continued, Etho zoned out for a bit, trying to figure out how he didn’t die in the first place, at least respawning would’ve healed his burn a little bit. 
After fixing up the system, as they were walking up the stairs, Bdubs started talking again, voice loving as always, “You know, Etho, I feel like if this whole thing falls apart and, alliances and stuff, it will still be you and me. We’ll still stick together.” 
“I got your word on that, right?” he questioned, knowing full well Bdubs would go to the end of the world for him.
“Yes! Obviously, 100 percent! I would never turn on you.” he turned to Etho now. “Never.” he emphasized as he stared right in his eyes. Etho blinked away, trying to behave normal about this exchange. That might’ve been too much to ask for, however, as he was already feeling guilty for letting Bdubs believe he was dead weight, for hurting him in the TNT trap, for replacing him -- but wasn’t that a part of the fun of these games? 
As Bdubs was about to leave, Etho couldn’t help but stop him in his tracks. “Bdubs...” he started.
“Yes, my beloved?” his sweet voice asked, stopping in his tracks again, looking over the shoulder.
“You got burns..” he noted, eyes shifting from the reddened skin, back to his face, back again… 
“Well, obviously! Who put them there? You did!” he crossed his arms, flinching as the burn settled with the rough fabric of his shirt touching his skin. “Owie.” he frowned. 
“...Let me heal you.” he pleaded, looking at the ground in shame. 
When Bdubs didn’t resist the offer, Etho led him down to the TIES base, and let him into the secret bunker. Bdubs sat on the cold hard floor with crossed legs, nibbling on the bread he had stolen from the bread bridge, trying to regain some of his energy. 
Etho knew the rest wouldn’t be happy with a stranger knowing all the ins and outs of their base, but as he had heard Skizz say, “You know how he is with Bdubs.” He could’t deny it, he was awfully smitten with the man who tended to lie right in his face, who also laughed at him and bullied him, but who at any given chance would jump to his protection. He was just special, to him, specifically, and everyone knew it, whether he liked it or not. 
He shuffled through the chests, searching for the healing potion they had made earlier. “Hm. Someone must’ve used it.” he reflected as he pulled out an empty vial with faint pink residue on the inside.  He picked out the last ghast tear in their stash, Tango would probably kill him, but no one had to know. A vial of water and a small spoonful of netherwart was next to follow. “I have to grind it up… I’m not going to brew it, that would take forever to cool down.” he explained, grabbing a bowl and a blunt stick. The ghast tear crushed easily, netherwart left a red streak on the side of the bowl as he ground up the two. A few drops of water from the vial and some blaze dust followed. The mixture slowly turned into sparkly light pink paste. Etho knew it would still be a bit grainy , it always was, he had made a good handful of these balms himself to know - he added even more water to dilute it to a runny consistency. The man on the ground was humming something to himself, grimacing when a whim of air passed by his burnt arms. At last, Etho kneeled before him, the bowl in one hand, a sugarcane tissue in the other, it was soaked in water to soften it up in order to not hurt the skin even more. “You know the drill, it will sting a bit.” he said as he scooped some paste up with the tissue. 
“Yees, yes, I know, get on with it already.” he grumbled, rapidly getting more tired and irritated, he had business to attend- by that he meant going back to Cleo and Scar to drop off the gunpowder he had… borrowed. He was caught out of his thoughts when the balm touched his skin, emitting a yelp from the guy. He knew how strong of an effect the potion had when it was applied directly and not brewed as intended, but he didn’t expect it to be such a crystal cold and prickly sensation. The cold flashes and dark spots in his vision kicked in as his beloved friend tortured him with ghast tear toxins. “Shhh, it’ll pass in a second.” Etho tried to reassure him, voice sweet and calm as always, gently dabbing the fabric up and down the burns. 
Bdubs tried to keep his breathing under control, but couldn’t help his breath hitching up every now and then, along with the whimpers and tears swelling up in his eyes as Etho put more paste on the pink tinted fabric, carefully tending the other’s wounds. “Etho, it hurts.” he croaked, squeezing his eyes shut, one tear escaping down his cheek as a particularly sore spot was pressed on. 
“Oh I’m so sorry. I’m being as careful as I can.” he whispered apologetically, pulling away immediately as he felt the others hands shaking in his grip. “I know it hurts but…”
“Just get it over with already!! I don’t have all day!!” he cut him off, voice shaky from the dulling ache. “You said you wouldn’t try to kill me but this is not looking good on you!” he sounded only a tiny bit angry with Etho. “I think you find it amusing to find me in pain.” he continued to try guilt trip the one trying to heal him, even if his words came out jumbled. He sounded pretty pathetic whining like that, he thought to himself; he other would not buy into his attempt of trying to defame him sounding like that.
Etho sighed, looking up at him, stopping for a second, “I don’t, really. You just make it so easy to hurt you. Hadn’t you lied, we wouldn’t be here.” he replied, hearing Bdubs huff at him. “Ok. Now let me bandage you up, it should sting for a bit longer until the ghast tears dissolve into the skin tissue.” he explained after he was done, getting up from his knees to get the bandages out. He knew Bdubs teary eyes were glued to him as he moved around, searching. No one had dared to organize any of the chests, so it was quite the nightmare. 
Etho was careful not to pull the fabric too tight around his forearms, leaving enough space for it to let air through, yet hold in place and not let any dirt or dust near. Bdubs couldn’t help but think that he was really masterful at this, as if he had worked as a healer somewhere sometime. Or he was just so used to patching up Bdubs’ wounds. He, however, decided not to ask. The pain had already made him feel dizzy and tired, no matter what he did, he couldn’t avoid the feeling of his arms on fire. He knew it was the anti septic feature of the tears, but it still felt awful. “All right, Bdubs… All done.” he tied a little bow on the side and tucked the fabric in. Before getting up, he hesitated a second before leaning in and giving the grumpy Bdubs a faint kiss on the forehead through his mask. “Go now, before Skizz finds you here, no point in you getting smacked by his sword again.” 
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