#get to know meow

[explosionshark]

Oh my God everyone kicking Buffy out and putting Faith in charge is the FUNNIEST moment of collective girlfailure in all of Buffy. Genuinely a number one. Faith has been out of prison for less time than a Hulu Trial and they’re just like “put her in charge we are SICK OF THIS BLONDE BITCH” and it goes exactly as you expect. Nothing but respect for my idiot in chief

It's so fucking funny bc Faith doesn't even really want it, it's just pretty much her being a victim of her own Hotness Bubble like

The Potentials are all freaked out and bummed over how Their Lives Are All In Danger and Buffy's been stressed so she hasn't been the fun parent lately. Then Faith rocks up - they don't KNOW her. But she's SO hot. She's funny. She's got this rep. She's got slaying experience. And, crucially, she's really exuding this kind of dirtbag ex con zen that these idiot teenagers IMMEDIATELY misread as competence.

List of things Faith is competent at by season 7

-slaying (I'll give her that!)

-looking good in tank tops

-being pretty chill when people take shots at her over the whole Going Evil Phase

-being stabbed

-sustaining head trauma

-i mean getting her ass absolutely handed to her repeatedly without dying

-being gay for buffy

You'll note this list does NOT INCLUDE any sort of leadership skills. She's literally JUST hot and kind of charming.

She is the deadbeat dad who has the kids on the weekend and doesn't make them stick to bedtimes or do their homework and she let's them play M rated video games and say "bitch."

AND THEY PUT HER IN CHARGE. THE SLAYER WHOSE MOST NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE FAILING TO END THE WORLD AND SUCCEEDING AT GIVING HERSELF BRAIN DAMAGE.

And what does she do when she's in charge? Almost immediately receive another traumatic brain injury.

#btvs #faith lehane #my specialest girl.... the ultimate poor little meow meow #stag did you know i wrote 80k words of faith getting railed by buffy last year? cause i did

[blakbonnet]

just "give me these moments back give them back to me give me that little kiss give me that hand" playing as ed fights for his life and then a few days later he gets to redo the moonlight kiss 🥹

#ofmd #our flag means death #meow speaks #blackbonnet #he said you know what I am going to get these moments back actually #ofmd meta

[dovewingkinnie]

hero thats on her way to kill every single villain on earth most powerful villain thats scared shitless because he knows he'll be next one day

#she said #jail is not an option! #im sick of all your shit! #the poor guy is just a cartoon villain #all you need to do is send him to jail and scold him #he can't handle the stress of murder #he had to hear the news of every single villain getting killed one by one #knowing that she would eventually find him #poor kitty meow meow #sorry #i know he's a grown man #actually you know what ... #he's my character #i can say whatever i want about him!!

[dullahen]

underwater karaoke~

I imagine they are blasting fallout boy, but feel free to be funnier than me, i won’t cry i promise-

#it’s the meow meows your honor #rizzley and cloroform get piss drunk during the first 2 hours od their session and neuvi’s there to collect the pieces #if you’ve ever been to an introvert party you know where im coming from #neuvillette #wriothesley #clorinde #fanart #my art #genshin #genshin impact #how much do u wanna bet wriothesley flirts with neuvi the entire time-

[cosmicstarlatte]

I love scary guard dog husband choso because if someone upsets you or dare lays a hand on you, it's ON SIGHT.

#I just will NEVER get over how the man takes on sight SO serious!!! Man rly said ACTION!!! #truly he can be a sweet little meow meow or rabid dog from hell #no bc I love imaginin him goin from cool calm & collected to just losing his shit thats so hot to me like?Hell yea!u go bb! I know u got me #choso #choso kamo #jjk choso #choso x reader #choso x you #choso headcanons #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic jjk . ⊹

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kaido and nendo casually watching saiki freak out over his crush and barely reacting or caring about why is so funny to me

#now the question is why do they barely react #as far as we know they never see him like this lmfao #theory hes just a fucking liar and does stupid shit like this all the time and just doesnt show us (/joking) #i'll never get over this nonreaction #more likely reason is just because nobody can fucking decipher his emotions LMAO #thats partly canon for their other classmates (that hes the quiet kid who nobody can tell what hes thinking) #so it makes sense that even his friends would be like ok idk i dont get it #i think later in the manga when they know him a bit better his friends can decipher his emotions a little better #so theyd probably react a little more lol #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #nendo riki #kaido shun #meows post

[mikkeneko]

watching Jiang antis go, as a Scum Villain reader, never ceases to be kind of wild

#I'm always like #why don't jiang antis just get into Scum Villain?? #the story you seem to want Wei Wuxian to be in #where he is a poor little cinderella so bullied and abused by the jiang sect #who resent his brilliance and work to undermine and suppress him #and whip him for no reason and force him to sleep under the docks #we already have this story! this is luo binghe's story!! #luo binghe is the poor little meow meow you want!! #the elaborate revenge fantasies I sometimes see jiang anti fics devolve into #are right there on the page in SV #well... I suppose that's not true. it's not in Scum Villain. #it's there in PIDW #which the entire point of Scum Villain as a story #is devoted to exploring why those fantasies are shallow and hollow #why even the abusive characters are never really that simple #and why the trope of the poor little cinderella rising into an unstoppable crushing power fantasy machine #is an empty story in the end #okay maybe I know why jiang antis do not get into scum villain #mxtx extended universe

[icewindandboringhorror]

#cats #outing myself once again as someone whos not attune whatsoever to human culture but - in all honesty I do not know #what 'psspsspss' means despite loving cats my entire life hghj.. I've just seen people online describe that as how you call a cat #but I have never in my life witnessed someone call a cat by making that noise or made that noise myself. I can't even think of an example o #it so I genuinely don't even know what that's supposed to be but. Included because I've seen it so much it must be something to someone #even when I was a kid I pretty much always just meowed to cats and tried to sound exactly like them or whatever meow I associated with them #obviously not literally saying “ME OW” but doing an actual cat meow. often times a kind of 'prrrow' sort of noise where you trill your tong #ue then lead into a softer vocal tone .. maybe like 'mrrrrauh' or something? Or sometimes just a trilling chirp immitating the #cat's ''mrrrrp'' they do sometimes. I used to mimic small kittens to get the attention of cats #with their like very high pitches squeky whine with a little bit of air out the nostrils at the end to imitate the sound of them having #tiny lungs that don't hold much air so with a long loud 'mew' it's sometimes a little strained near the end #Though usually I just imitate the cat that I'm around at the time. Sometimes I have done kind of a combination kissy lip sort of noise #tongue clicking. almost like tapping on the back of your front teeth with your tongue and sucking in. almost makes kind of a squirrel noise #ANYWAY... curiouse....

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Felled by one bowl.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #The original joke I wanted to make was Lwj's head going *thunk* on the table #but it turns out drawing characters at that angle is much harder than anticipated #so now he gets to be a sleepy little kitty boy on the counter. #WWX is the dogboy to LWJ's catboy and I stand by this. That man can meow. But in a deep tenor. A Grandpa cat meow. #I will throw down my points of evidence if people refuse to see my catboy lan wangji truth. #Drunk lwj in general is very funny. I'm going to be biased and make way more comics than I should about his antics. #Also; Is it not kind of ironic that 'bowl' and 'blow' are anagrams of each other? #it becomes an accidental play on words when translated to English that 'LWJ goes Down In One Bowl' #We all know he can take a hit. 33 to be exact.

[inkclover]

soggy little meow meow 🦑

“I don’t want this to drag on any longer than it needs to…”

#that one hc where Kallamar be good with weapon smithing #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl kallamar #follower kallamar #kallamar #fanart #inky art #inky doods #he’s a funky little guy #the fact he be cowardly AND vain?? #this man is the whole pathetic meow meow package #lamb saw the state Shamura is in in limbo #and they just wanna get this over with #mmm…Heket and Leshy probs passively him haste them on the progress to who knows #weehooh #kallamar looks so weird in that side profile I wanna lunch a wall—

[whaliiwatching]

hm. them. also ding ding

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #spiderdykes #new tag for the lesbians!!! #ough writing is so hard. but it is happening kind of #drawing kisses are so hard but i am going to get better FoR THEM #in this house we love and appreciate fat bodies and soft parts!!!!!!! #theyre ace4ace and t4t in every timeline of mine. by the way. if you didnt know #yes including the PURPLE drawing #im lowkey addicted to drawing butch peter but i also have almost no drawings /of/ her bc they have to be pERFECT #trying to get out more sketches than failing to complete less larger ones #like the olden days… #ding ding is an INSANE cat. meows like a chainsmoker in heat. tries to eat everything. does not know her left from right #ugh im just so love them much. ughgghhh

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 69

Bruce is not enjoying this situation. Somehow someone has managed to hit several people, the league included, with something or other. Now technically no one is hurt, but still, the Watchtower is not prepared for a situation like this- something he’ll need to fix- which means that… sadly he has to bring them to the cave. Where his kids are. Who haven’t been introduced to the league. 

Hopefully when the league returns to their normal ages they don’t remember any of this. Their memories are already weird anyway where they apparently know they can trust him, but don’t really remember their adult lives. 

So hopefully they don’t remember any of this because his kids are already teasing him about being such a dad and he’s worked hard to keep information about himself (and them) away from anyone outside of Gotham. 

Until then he should make sure they actually have clothing that fits and some proper food. Shut up Alfred (he’s sorry don’t take away his suit privileges-) he’s not enjoying this! 

#Bruce is the only league member not a child #prompts #dc #dcu #justice league #batman #De aged Justice Leage #except for batman #Imagine if this is #Battinson #bruce wayne #batfamily #he hasn't introduced his kids to the JL #everyone outside of gotham assumes any vigilante work is done by batman #they know Nightwing as the leader of the titans #no idea that they're family #Bruce is getting teased for going from cryptid of the night mode to tired dad mode instantly #He has like 10 kids clinging to him as his own kids coo at them #but can you imagine skrunkly lil meow meow with all the lil meta children who have decided he's dad shaped #Diana trusted him because he knows how to speak her language and is helping her #He even gave her a sword so she can defend herself if he spooks her! This man is more like a mom so she likes him! #Clark was the shyest but Duke honestly helped because he has powers too and mr Bat hasn't given him to a lab or something! #So mr bat is obviously safe- and they have a cow too! #They brought out the kiddie pool for Arthur and Jason even brought down one of his books about the ocean #They're all teasing Bruce but they've also instantly switched to sibling mode too

[moeblob]

lil meow meow (affectionate)

#honkai star rail #lynx landau #the baby cat of the family! the littlest meow meow! #also thank heavens i have to finish commissions so i cant draw what i really wanted to draw which could easily get me canceled #its not my fault her hair style is super similar to another girl whomst i love also #i would absolutely draw a lil crossover parody spoof thing and i dont know the fandom well enough to think im safe #so ill just keep the parody doodle in my head bye #once i understand yays and nays in the game setting ill experiment more with the cast and stuff #but i also fear for my life because i really dont dabble in fandoms in general #and i got REALLY lucky with fe putting up with my art for so long

[momomallowart]

Imagine if you will... Ray with a tongue piercing ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ 💭

A more "messy" version under the cut bc I wanted to practice tears and stuff.. 👀

#Ok I may have put way more effort into this than I should've but I literally couodnt stop thinking about this #I used this as an excuse to practice rendering so technically its productive (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) #I really enjoy drawing tears and idk what that says about me as a person #I just love the idea that hes just talkin away and suddenly you see a little glint in his mouth and oh my god is that what i think it is? #and hes such a bottom that he would just let you open and pkay with his mouth to see for yourself #he's just my lil sopping wet meow meow I can't help but put him thru situations #I think often about his different sides clashing and being very gap moe #like Ray with a tongue piercing? please someone hold me back bc I'm going AT HIM #I want EVERY version of this man I cannot even explain how deeply the brain rot goes #the day I stop thinking about Saeran Choi is the day I drop dead actually #I wont fill the tags with any more salacious comments about how sl\/tty this man is but just know the thoughts are plentiful #anyways enjoy the food #more art to come as I'm getting back into my artistic groove lately #my art #mystic messenger #mysme #saeran choi #mysme saeran #mysme ray #mystic messenger unknown #unknown mysme #ray mystic messenger #mystic messenger fanart #mystic messenger mc #mysme mc

[20001541]

I wish the anime hadn't cut this part out. It really highlights how afo presented himself as a savior to those who felt lost during the dawn of quirks which was how he was able to get such a huge following.

we see him do that during present day too as we see how he exploits those, particularly children, who society forgot about by taking them in and caring for them so they'll remain grateful and loyal to him.

#something something about a41 presenting himself as a messiah I'll get into that in an ask #a41 did so well during the dawn of quirks because there were so many lost people who were looking for someone to bring order #which he then took advantage of #a41 works best when dealing with those who have nowhere to go and are struggling as they're easy for him to exploit #and a41 knows exactly how it feels to be forgotten by society and left to fend for himself with no hope so he just tells them what he wante #to hear as a kid so they'll latch onto him #tbh I wouldn't be surprised if machia had some sad meow meow backstory that caused him to fall for a41 so hard #anyways the point is it sucks the anime took this part out #don't even get me started about how they removed his coat when he was walking among his followers either 😑

[oceanwithouthermoon]

guys, please never forget that saiki ISNT seen as just an average guy, hes seen as the meek, quiet, unapproachable nerdy looking boy who nobody can tell what hes thinking..

#the manga would be way less chaotic if people actually saw him the way he wanted to be seen LOL #its funny they call him a nerd a lot actually #even though he has average grades #everyone seems to know hes smart though.. for some reason #'i leave no lasting impression on anyone' shup up liar u get bullied on the daily and everyone thinks ur weird #technically though he is referred to as forgettable a few times #also boring and 'an average nerd' #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post