#get that Barbie reference

[sofiaruelle]

Ugh younger siblings am i right??? 🙄 🙄 🙄

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew valley maru #hope yall caught the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse reference #she’s just trying to help #he should pay attention to his surroundings more #can 20+ year olds still be grounded? lmao #is this sebastian’s 13th reason why he wants to leave for zuzu city? #look we all know maru wouldnt accidentally set Seb’s bike on fire #but like as an older sis who has a younger bro who accidentally messes up when they get a little too eager to help..

[toxicxsugarxart]

This started as a joke after seeing the movie, but the second one I could actually see helping me adjust as a tween. Mattel please contact me I have so many ideas for educational Barbaras.

Commissions open!

#barbie #barbie movie #my art #art #cartoon #drawing #digital art #feminism #period barbie will end the patriarchy I just know it #I wanted to give her a carrie reference but I also wanted these to be realistic and I don’t think they’d give their girlies a horror book #my first idea for the pads was like they’d be little plastic pieces that turn red in cold water. but that’s not very educational and they’d #get cancelled so fast. I’m fascinated by the dolls that were cancelled for being explicitly femalelike pregnant midge and growingup skipper

[urfavegetscalledbbygirl]

Ken from The Barbie Movie gets called Babygirl!

#your fave is #your fave gets called babygirl #barbie #the barbie movie #ken #ummm. insert funny movie reference here. srry havent watched the movie ♡ teehee

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *helps Jango climb the edge of a steep cliff face, ending up with them both in front of a pastel castle with a massive garden and rainbow birds flying around* Oh, wow.

Jango: *muttering* It’s like Barbie meets Wonderland.

Obi-Wan: Oh oh, you know those fantasy murals Master Fisto likes to paint on the walls outside his quarters that the other masters complain about but they can’t make him stop? It’s like one of those come to life.

Jango: I keep telling you, we didn’t grow up together!

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jango fett #kit fisto #lol kit is a troll but a good painter #Obi wan is a troll with amnesia and his memories are coming back in weird chunks #au idea: Obi wan gets amnesia and keeps making references to them growing up together #and no one can figure out why till it turns out Obi’s been having visions of him since tinyhood and they’re soulmates #lol I think that would be a hilarious plot idea of people constantly telling someone he’s got an unhealthy obsession with someone else #turns out nope lol it’s the force with that unhealthy obsession #Barbie meets wonderland would basically just be wonderland but more pink and sparkly

[drawnbinary]

Gays who can't drive (anymore)

#brassius gets his cyclizar license revoked #barbie redraw #hassius #ephemeralartshipping #brassel #hassel x brassius #brassius x hassel #there's something about the idea of avoiding referring to hassel by name in favour of brassius that is always so funny to me #it's an inside joke with myself practically #because hassel has the notoriety from being from a famous family and being the art teacher and head of the elite four #and brassius is quite renowned as an artist and gym leader but an early gym leader from a small town #so like the media focusing only on brassius and ignoring that hassel is also a big deal cracks me the fuck up #hassel #brassius #gym leader brassius #elite four hassel #pokemon fanart #pokemon #scarlet violet

[alandraculadaily]

#alan dracula daily #i just saw barbie so you get bonus content #a sequel to last years russian doll reference

[thediamondarcher]

You are famous in our Solitare-Tumblr dojo casa house

😭 ty

#i don't really understand the Barbie reference but i get it i think #solitaire #solitaire alice oseman #thediamondarcher #answering asks

[cinemaocd]

Must a movie be "good?" Is it not enough that it is a feast for the senses and provides a break for you to ponder metaphysics for a short while?

#Barbenheimer #as a cinematic exploration of metaphysics I would say Barbie can stand toe to toe with oppenheimer #and I would argue that as a director Gerwig has harnessed the language of cinema more effectively #with the kubrick and spielberg parodies being used to underscore key themes #they are both about the dissolving of reality as part of the modern human condition #and they both give screen time to my fanservice blorbos #geeking out over obscure barbie references and obscure physicist refs #Fineman playing the bongos #the appearance of cock ring barbie... #both transcendent moments #I heard somewhere that the black and white scenes in oppenheimer are meant to be OBJECTIVE REALITY #when Black and White film is usually associate with classic hollywood??? #I don't know I didn't get that but in hindsight it makes sense...I guess #if it has to be explained in interviews then it's not good filmmaking Chris... #anyway see barbie when it streams but watch Oppenheimer in Imax because holy shiiiiiit is that something...

[i-dont-know-but-pog]

he’s not kenough he’s tomuch for tubbarbie

#tommyinnit #tubbo #did someone say stream reference #i hope they never get divorced ever #tomuch for tubbarbie lol #lol #barbie

[frecklystars]

He is so handsome!!!! He is so handsome!!!!! My sweet boy!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 My Ken is so handsome and for WHAT!!!!!! To give me a heart attack???? god!!!!!! look at his smile!!! he is everything to me!!!! I'd be holding his hand the entire time, telling him how beautiful he is... I'd give him a tour of every city if it meant I could look at my boyfriend's smile all damn day and know it's all for me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💓💖💖💗💓💞💕💕💟💝💞

#TO BE SO CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE CHARACTER #don't get me wrong. the actor is handsome. i will scream to the heavens how hot ryan is #but just to clarify i would not point at a real life celebrity and call him my boyfriend sdljfsdfdf #well maybe i would but in a joking way. you know what i mean. anyway #love notes #ken #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #THE THIRD ONE. OH GOD #i want him to look at me that way. SO fondly. SO softly #THE FIRST ONE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT #thats such a good full body reference for this costume. outfit? costume? outfit #it's probably my favorite outfit he wears. if i had to pick one #i love all of them so dearly but something about this one makes me feral #like just something about it. i gotta have him i NEED him so badly #second favorite is his outfit he wears when he's playing the guitar for barbie #he's so hot!!! in everything!!! i also love his sailor outfit i think he looks so cute in white pants #and the clothes he wears when he accepts his nobel prize in horses... hooo #god i wanna kiss him so so so soooo badddd #i hope he would wanna kiss me too 😭 im still a little shaky on feeling loved by f/os after what happened to me #but i wanna imagine he'd still love me. i'd do anything for it ;_; #i'll be anything he wants me to be if i can just be worthy #in the future i wont question if im worthy of love anymore. but god damn for a while im gonna be hurting a little bit #i love him so so so much and most of the time i feel like he loves me too ;_; i rly rly hope he does #i miss him. ughh god fuck #gotta go see this movie again... i saw it yesterday but that was YESTERDAY #need to see it my next day off. it's still thankfully playing in theaters

[flickerofembers]

I didn’t realise until I went to the cinema that some parents seem to think Barbie is a film for children.

It isn’t.

It’s not that it’s inappropriate, but it’s just not made for the attention span or minds of children. For example, would you expect a seven year old to sit through, let’s say, Pride and Prejudice, pay attention the whole time and understand everything that’s going on? No? Well, the stereotypical P&P target audience is the same as Barbie’s. Don’t go into the film expecting your young child to have an amazing time when the film was not made for them.

#I was sat behind a family with two young girls and I didn’t hear them laugh once #I then saw multiple families leave seemingly unhappy at the end #I get how people could mistake it to be a kids film #it has bright colours and is about a toy #but it isn’t #and yes maybe pride and prejudice wasn’t the best example because language used would probably be a barrier for kids in that case #but I had to for the reference #Barbie

[somedaytakethetime]

He's literally obsessed with kicking the ball at this kid in this fashion lately... show off..

Bonus of my favourite, precious dansk rotte:

#the way i learn words just to be able to use them when referring to this man.. #also if that's not correct? i don't care 😤 come speak my language and find out it's not so fun either #anyway in totally unrelated news today i have that song from Barbie stuck in my head #you know that one that Billie wrote for it? the really depressing one? #yeah that one.. you don't understand the melancholy i'm living with besties.. #meanwhile Kasper is posting about the beach on his stories while i'm out here rotting away #and it's sick and twisted because i KNOW he's about to hit that sauna again.. my man *is* obsessed with it.. and he'll never post about it #he'll never drop a little selfie like he did.. totally shirtless... i miss that... #enough sorrow let me get back to work #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #actually now that i think about it.. #i could have written min yndlings dansk rotte.. but i don't know how to say precious yet #i'm poor on complimentary vocabulary.. or vocabulary in general 😅 #edit to add: learning that that is not correct is hilarious #so if i want to say it that way then I'd have to attach possibly dansk rotte to it too? #because apparently yndling is a noun so you have to add the s and make it into a compound word? #there's also favorit and that's an adjective which makes it simpler because i can just write 'min favorit dansk rotte' but #favorit doesn't necessarily mean it's my personal favourite from what I'm reading and Kaspy is definitely my personal favourite so.. #min yndlingsdanskrotte? min yndlingsrotte would likely be more correct? HOW BIG CAN THESE DAMN COMPOUND WORDS GET?? #learning is hard and I'm too old and dumb 😔😔😔 #i genuinely don't understand this language and it makes me want to cry but anyway 😂

[sadistpet]

@mencnfire: (from volgin to raikov - i feel this is looong overdue and i hope you dont mind this v shippy thing T-T c.c)

a soft brush of the backs of knuckles atop skin - a refined cheekbone, traced with touch. volgin's gaze follows his own movement, watches for the breaths of the other - ears pricked for a moan, his own lips eager for a taste. his touch is surprisingly soft and yet the scars of his hands would not go unnoticed. old traces of pain carved into the stony skin of a man more monster than human. does raikov see him as much? he ought to. "i will never grow tired of you-" he speaks in his mother tongue, words a purr - a dangerous one. is volgin's love a blessing or a curse? - perhaps the other knows ( his body certainly would ).

it's akin to a fairy tale, the way raikov finds himself melting helplessly, voluntarily, desperately in his lover's hands. his breath hitches, taut chest rising and falling and shuddering with every staggered inhale, exhale. and his eyes are closed, of course, ebony lashes dark against his snow white skin -- nothing is more important to a soldier than his eyes, and ivan would place his in volgin's palms a hundred times over.

❝ nor will i ever grow tired of you, molniya. ❞ he coos on the tail end of a delicate moan. and it's true, oh, how it's true ; he feels as though their veins themselves are laced together in an unbreakable tie. symbiotic. dependent. perfect.

pink lips still bearing the traces of lipstick find purchase in kissing the scarred hand caressing his cheek. he kisses so tenderly his lips may as well be ghosting over the harsh breaks in skin, deep and dark scarred flesh torn across large palms that nonetheless cradle him like porcelain. his own hand settles over volgin's, small and flawless in comparison, slim fingers sliding between the other man's. the subtle thrum of electricity buzzes through his bloodstream, every throb of his heart a reminder of its presence, of volgin’s presence, and how the younger man let him utterly possess him.

perhaps it is a curse. perhaps it was like the fairy tales he occupied himself reading in the library, stories of princesses locked away in towers and guarded by dragons. and were it so, raikov had sunken his teeth deep into the poison apple, impaled his hand on the spinning wheel, and fallen into it willingly. ❝ i love you. ❞ his lips curl into a smile, ice blue eyes opening to meet his partner's gaze. ❝ so very much, zhenya. so much it hurts. ❞ and as if to punctuate his point, he presses those delicately puckered lips into the other's palm, never once breaking eye contact.

#SOOO OBSESSED WITH THEM #smacks them together like barbie doll and wrestler doll #had to get those fairy tale parallels in there. god theyre so the moment #OH FOR REFERENCE </3 molniya is russian for lightning. zhenya is a diminutive of yevgeny ^-^ JIC #ivans definitely the type to use excessive nicknames <3 hes a little annoying but like work #g: ¦ ❝ in character. ❞ #v: ¦ ❝ v. mgs3. ❞ #mencnfire

[meme-sauce]

Oh whoa. I’m looking at holiday Barbie’s through the years and just saw this one

Like okay I’ve been admiring the Barbie stylists for years, but I think this is the first explicitly Asian holiday Barbie from what I’ve seen? Other iterations have been some range between black, white, and “ambiguous.” Just very cool.

#of this is a Tuesday for American girl #ofc #but #like rlly this is the first holiday Barbie that doesn’t seem black white or passing for afro latiné #excited for what’s next #Barbie #yes I just watched the trailer #barbie trailer #holiday barbie #pretty #fashion #reference #art reference #Barbie styles are so goooood #argument for 2014 being Spanish/S American/indigenous tho and probs some others if we get pedantic #rambles #my post

[vote2]

i do acknowledge i need to watch what i say wrt gender women men cis ppl etc just augh.

#its like. im a trans man 100% i want nothing to do w being seen as a women i acknowledge that. i also acknowledge that I am putting #literally zero effort in my irl life to present as a guy at all. partially lack of resources and embarrassment etc stuff like that partiall #the autism i literally look in a mirror and see a guy #and i go to class go to work and until soemone explicitally refers to me as a woman i think of myself as a guy. so like its this weird #disconnect of what i actually do vs what i percieve as expieriencing in my daily life where i am objectively living #as a cis woman who just dresses and acts a bit masc. lol. #and like that doesnt bother me atm until i get to a setting where i am gendered frequently. then i feel nauseas etc but whatever ill deal #so i always hesitate whenever i talk abt women feminism men makeup beauty expectations etc (also i am mixed thai and white which #def plays into everyhting ofc ofc) as i dont know rly what is like. not fine idc if i say smthn uncouth just i dont want to at all #seem like im doing what these other trans guys do and latch onto my femininity and 'girlhood growing up' etc or like #its all dumb to me ofc im a feminist i consider anything i speak abt feminism free the nipple being against gender essiantialism etc etc #as in feminism (not that women arent/cant be femnists just in terms of im not trying to sound like a woman) and #ofc growing up as and my current life experiences have obvi had a large impact on myself how i veiw the world my political beliefs and all. #but like. im always scared it sounds like im idr the phrase someone else used but a i dont want to seem like im latching onto girlhood as #a failsafe or whatever. its just mm ykwim its a weird feeling. cause like im a 21 year old man and read my posts as such el oh el. #idk its all weird and idk if its a specific to me thing or whattttt it just like. i feel silly sometimes and i dont want my points to be #misconstrued :) anyways me posting this after rewatching and posting abt pearl has nothign to do genuinly lmfao just timing its been #on my mind after that dumbass trans guy posting abt the lonelyness he feels abt abandoning womanhood #after watching barbie. lol and then i saw someone in the comments of some ig quote it w like 30 replies all positive like get a lifeee #i understand it can feel isolating being trans and everyones relationship back to womanhood is diff and complecated but by god. shut up #anywayyyyyssss mmm okay im done whateverr #maybe all a fear in my head and literally none of this has every crossed anyones mind however it bothers me :(

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

If I were a different type of person, I would learn to do streaming and buying parties and all those things that still leave me confused each time I read about it on twitter and channel all the efforts into getting I'm Just Ken that number 1 spot on Billboard Hot 100. That should the song. The summer hit. It should have exploded immediately after it was released. When is the last time a really good original song came out of a Hollywood movie? Like truly truly good? And that worked for radio as well?

But I'm not that person. I'll just dream about it.

#I also love how the scenes with all the Kens dancing in the studio is such a beautiful homage to Singin in the rain #and then for kpop fans it's Studio Choom 💀 #everyone with their own frame of reference #barbie #ken #I'm just Ken #m thoughts #maybe it will get on Oscar nom