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fabcreature · 3 months
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forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction
the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.
please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach
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the-song-of-avernus · 1 month
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Confirming that YES, as of Hotfix 19 both Flesh to Stone and Flesh to Gold still work on Mizora. Hadn't actually tried using Flesh to Gold before. Not sure Mizora deserves the gold treatment tbh. Is there a "Flesh to Deep Rothe Dung?" scroll?
Reminder that the only rules are that she has to have taken up permanent residence at camp (Act 3 only) and she still has to fail THREE CON saves in a row. (Edit: also tested and verified, it persists after long rest)
(ps can you tell I romanced Wyll and have a personal vendetta against Mizora?)
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maxdevilrat · 22 days
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psssst... eyo check this shit out
*agressively coughs up iasip werewolf au*
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milfbrovsky · 6 months
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anton lundell - doesn’t have time for it
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Menagerie AU (T$$ AU Masterlist)
general tag list:
@theonewithallthefixations , @violets-whumperflies , @whump-me , @pirefyrelight , @soheavyaburden , @snakebites-and-ink , @whumpsday , @kixngiggles , @echo-goes-aaa , @whumpcateyes
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roranart · 3 months
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hat thiefs
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undead-knick-knack · 1 year
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lorcandidlucienwill · 5 months
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“Tamlin didn’t help Feyre utm!” Actually he did, he was the one who sent Lucien and he kept quiet so Amarantha wouldn’t realize the torture of Feyre that would hurt him the most. He also begged for Lucien’s life. “Tamlin had one chance to help Feyre and he chose to try and fuck her instead!” I mean at least it was consensual 💀💀💀💀
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transsexualism · 6 months
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chongoblog · 1 year
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Letting everyone reblog this <3
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sailorsally · 6 months
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actor men fucked nasty at your fangirl fantasy "charity" event! in the hotel you contracted! in the hotel rooms you booked for them! they fucked nasty and Jensen moaned under Misha the way he will NEVER moan for you! and now you are starting drama on twitter just to feel something. your name is Daniela 🤡
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simelune · 6 months
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(btw he lost)
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joisbishmyoga · 1 year
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Last night, while my VPN had my computer convinced the internet didn't exist at all, I thought of a thing in Star Wars. Or, well, a few things that all lead to one conclusion:
1. Almost none of the ten million or so chips misfired. The instances we know of, there was either head trauma actually damaging the chip, or the clone had gotten it out. That means this isn't untried new technology, or even recent enough to still have the bugs getting ironed out. This is the sort of decades-old stuff that has us fighting to make our our VPNs (recent tech) work but not our refrigerators (old tech). They could not have been invented for the clone army.
2. Mind control chips are the stuff dreams are made of... for corrupt bastard politicians and slavers, who are exactly the kind of people with the power to get them used in bulk. We don't see the chips being used anywhere else. There have to be factors limiting their use. Not just public outrage, pfft as if politicians care about that, and it can't be cost because Palpatine (for example) has the entirety of the Imperial funds at hand. It's probably something like the necessity of installing it in early infancy or pre-natally, plus a relatively high price tag.
2a. If the chips were at all able to be installed on the general public, the elite public, or adult slaves, Leia would have one. She does not.
3. Still, mind-control is far too appealing for the Hutts to not have them installed on every personal slave possible. Chances are, if you were born to a rich Hutt's household slaves, you've got one.
4. This has to have been going on for a good two or three generations, minimum, before the Jedi genocide. There's no way they don't know these chips exist and how to get rid of them.
5. The nature of them being mind-control chips mean you can't get informed, meaningful consent. It's no different than recieving a patient under the influence of chemical mind-altering substances. This is therefore one of the few things a Jedi medic will do without consent.
6. All this is to say that when the Jedi get the clone armies? It's standard operating procedure to check for a chip and get it out, and everyone is sworn to confidentiality about it because you don't want slavers to find out the chips aren't secret. They'll go thinking up something worse.
6a. Dooku doesn't tell Palpatine because you know it sure would be nice to have ten million toy soldiers of his very own. He almost certainly has his own "ignore everything Palpatine commands, Dooku's in charge" order programmed in.
7. Palpatine gets a wonderful, awful surprise when he sends out Order 66.
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rius-cave · 29 days
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the concept of Adam and Angel fighting over Stickers is so funny and cute lol. At first everyone thinks it's working really well since Adam finally does something and Angel too. But then Charlie had to stop giving them stickers because they somehow ended up fighting over it, often making the Hotel look more chaotic than before.
Lmfao zero dopamine boosts for you now, idiots
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