Don't touch Geralts husband bard. #protective
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Me, watching any scene that isn't Geralt & Jaskier interacting: where are my Boys?? Where are my Boys and their Shenanigans??
Also me, watching any episode without Jaskier in it: yes yes yes no one cares. where is my Bard.
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geralt, to himself very quietly because he just Needs to say it: if i woke up tomorrow as a horse first thing i'd do is eat a whole apple with the core in one bite. i bet it would be really nice. then i would kick whatever's behind me
jaskier, awake, having just met geralt like two days ago: what the fuck what the fuck
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As time goes by every time Jaskier sings Toss a Coin and Geralt is present people throw coins at him, sometimes it doesn't even take Jaskier singing for it to happen.
After the mountain it continues to happen and every time Geralt hears the coins bounce off the wood of the table he is sitting at his heart shrinks a little more.
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Lord!Jaskier and Commander!Geralt AU part 2
You can find the first part here.
A good morning
Geralt: *knocking once and coming into the young lord's room at the previusly agreed hour ready to scort Jaskier in the castle to attend his duties* "My lord, I'm here to…"
Jaskier: *standing in a sexy pose, which is completely by chance and not planned at all, in the middle of the room,only in his underwear, which is casually the pair that makes his ass look better* "Oh, I'm sorry, my dear. Is it time to go down already? I must have lost myself looking at the view. Isn't it lovely?" *turns his head towards the window, showing off his neck and arching his back a bit more.*
Geralt: *face completely neutral, keeping his eyes respectfully above the young lord's neck.* "I'll wait for my lord outside" *does a small bow keeping his eyes locked with Jaskier's, turns around and leaves.*
Jaskier: oh you're a hard one, uh? Even more fun. Let's see how long you can resist my charm.
*Horny evil bard-lord cackling noises.*
Meanwhile outside his room
Geralt *as red as a tomato* what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.
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Alright people tonight I expect at three or more stories about Jaskier actually getting shot with an arrow and not just is lute.
Come one people get to it.
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some old geraskier smooches for your pleasure
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OK we've all seen the comparison of the ofmd shot, BUT WHAT ABOUT THEM??? GERALT AND JASKIER ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AS AZI AND CROWLEY BUT NOT PG 13????
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Jaskier: My sarcasm will probably get me killed one day. Someone could hold a knife to me and I'd probably say "what are you gonna do, stab me?"
Geralt: ...
Jaskier: or it will get me kissed *winks at Geralt.
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I don't remember much about season 3 except for the fact that I enjoyed it more than s2 (it didn't take much, really) and Joey Batey's pretty blue watery eyes
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Geralt & Jaskier // Foolish one
You give me just enough attention to keep my hopes too high
Wishful thoughts forget to mention when something's really not right
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