#geraldine julienne

[when-we-drive-away-in-secret]

ASOUE Character Playlists

You can find the list of ship playlists (both romantic and platonic) here

Violet Baudelaire

Klaus Baudelaire

Sunny Baudelaire

Beatrice II

Quigley Quagmire

Carmelita Spatz

Count Olaf

Esmé Squalor

Beatrice Baudelaire

Dr. Georgina Orwell

Kit Snicket

Jacques Snicket

Lemony Snicket

Jerome Squalor

Geraldine Juliene

Olivia Caliban (Book!Verse)

Olivia Caliban (Show!Verse)

Jacquelyn Scieszka

VFD

I am constantly editing/changing these, most of them aren't really in a coherent order yet and some of them are currently ridiculously short because I haven't quite found the niche of songs for that character yet, but hey! Here you go ^.^ (also I will be making and linking a masterpost for each one explaining why I chose all of the songs, but if anyone ever has any song recommendations or wants to know about a specific song that's already on there, feel free to send me an ask!)

#i did not test literally any of the links so if they're broken let me knowww #also i haven't looked at some of these in forever so i may or may not stand by my choices #a series of unfortunate playlists #asoue #asoue playlists #kit's is basically the only one that's in order atm #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #beatrice ii #quigley quagmire #count olaf #esmé squalor #beatrice baudelaire #georgina orwell #kit snicket #jacques snicket #lemony snicket #jerome squalor #geraldine julienne #madame lulu #olivia caliban #jacquelyn scieszka #vfd #very aware vfd isn't a character but. it feels right to put it here

[beatricebidelaire]

the idea of "georgina gets irritated with geraldine of all people because the way esme says sweet things to geraldine just to get geraldine to do what she wants and georgina is vaguely jealous" is extremely funny, which in turns irritates beatrice baudelaire because beatrice is aware that georgina never cared about her and considers her irrelevant and while beatrice does her best to get some reaction out of georgina, jealousy or hate or otherwise, she never succeeded and georgina just did not care about her at all, but then there is this smalltime petty reporter who came out of nowhere and georgina takes notice of her and is bothered by her in a way that she has never been bothered by beatrice's existence, and beatrice is so, so annoyed.

and then r, who adores beatrice and is definitely on her side for everything, is also geraldine's coworker (at DP) and she's like B i am absolutely sympathetic but also this is. kind of funny you have to admit.

beatrice: ramona how DARE you

#vera.txt #georgina orwell #beatrice baudelaire #geraldine julienne #esme squalor #r duchess of winnipeg #eswell #otp: bisexual murder girlfriends

[littlestsnicket]

title: all the news in fits of print

word count: 1.9k

geraldine julienne & moxie mallahan, referenced kidnapping and minor character death, (character death is not explicitly canon but after researching for this fic i am 90% convinced that it is canon)

@whoslaurapalmer's prompt fill for the @asouefanworkevent

Moxie Mallahan took a sip of her now cold tea, sighed, and looked back at the title and byline of the article she was studying from yesterday’s mid afternoon edition of the Daily Punctilio.

Baudelaire Orphans at Large, by Star Reporter Geraldine Julienne.

Moxie was—she suspected—the foremost expert in meta journalism, and her familiarity with the Daily Punctilio through that lens was peerless. This article—the additional title in the byline, the sloppiness of the reporting even by the standards of the Daily Punctilio—struck her as suspicious. Something out of the ordinary might be going on, and Moxie had built her life around investigating suspicions that others might ignore, as was her job as a journalist. 

She folded up the newspaper, packed up her portable typewriter, straightened her waistcoat, put on her jacket, laced up her boots, checked the angle of her hat in the mirror, and walked out the door to begin her investigation. 

[read more on ao3]

#wicked way exchange #asoue #mayo writes fic #moxie mallahan #geraldine julienne

[whoslaurapalmer]

libreoffice wants to autocorrect geraldine to grenadine. grenadine

#i had one letter out of place from typing fast and it went 'GRENADINE!!!!!' and i was like. no. shhh. stop. #even you geraldine julienne do not deserve to be autocorrected #oh no. i need to get a 'wait until the readers of the daily punctilio hear about this!' in the fic. IN SOME WAY.

[kitsnicket]

Modern AU where Geraldine Julienne writes all of Esme’s notes app apologies

[unfortunatetheorist]

The R - Part 1:

What is the connection between Mr Remora and Duchess R [of Winnipeg]?

One of the many mysteries that Lemony Snicket has left behind for readers (and viewers, to a certain extent) is 'What does the R stand for, in "Duchess R" ?' I am going to attempt to answer this question using any resources available, under the title 'The R'. This will be over a series of unfortunate posts, in this format.

Firstly, we must look for any and all clues that can give us even the slightest hint as to what R might stand for.

For this, I have gone through every character in ASOUE and this is produced: (after the cut, but feel free to skip ahead)

Lemony Snicket

Violet Baudelaire 

Klaus Baudelaire 

Sunny Baudelaire 

Count Olaf

Bald Man with the Long Nose 

Mrs. Bass 

Beatrice Baudelaire 

Beatrice Baudelaire II 

Bertrand Baudelaire 

Bruce 

Colette  

Fernald 

Hal 

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender 

Hugo 

Incredibly Deadly Viper 

Geraldine Julienne 

Kevin 

Kind Editor 

Man with a Beard but No Hair

Vice Principal Nero

Phil 

Arthur Poe  

Duncan Quagmire 

Isadora Quagmire  

Quigley Quagmire  

Mr. Remora 

Carmelita Spats 

Kit Snicket 

Esmé Squalor 

Jerome Squalor 

Justice Strauss 

White-Faced Women 

Woman with Hair but No Beard

Albert Poe 

Edgar Poe 

Polly Poe 

Wart-Faced Man

Alaskan Cow Lizard 

Androgynous Cobra  

Madame diLustro  

Dissonant Toad  

Green Gimlet Toad 

Inky Newt 

Irascible Python 

O. Lucafont 

Mamba du Mal 

Monty Montgomery 

Monty Montgomery's Sister

Gustav Sebald 

Stephano 

Virginian Wolfsnake

Ike Anwhistle

Josephine Anwhistle

Bertrand Baudelaire's Cousin

Gina-Sue

 Larry Your-Waiter 

Captain Sham

Charles

 Foreman Firstein

 Flacutono

Georgina Orwell

 Shirley 

Sir

Elwyn 

Coach Genghis 

Ms. Tench

Ben 

Gunther

Chief of Police

Council of Elders 

Detective Dupin 

Hector

 Mr. Lesko 

Officer Luciana 

Mrs. Morrow 

Verhoogen Family 

V.F.D. Crows

Babs

Bearded Man 

Laura V. Bleediotie 

Lou 

Mattathias

 Milt

 Mr. Sirin

 Volunteers Fighting Disease

Beverly and Elliot

 Olivia Caliban 

Chabo the Wolf Baby 

Man With Pimples On His Chin 

Ringmaster 

Volunteer Feline Detectives

Infant Servant

C.M. Kornbluth 

Snow Gnats 

Snow Scouts 

V.F.D. Eagles 

White-Faced Women's Sibling 

Winnipeg Scout

Gregor Anwhistle 

Fiona 

The Great Unknown 

Captain Widdershins 

Mrs. Widdershins

Count Olaf's father 

Count Olaf's mother 

Dewey Denouement 

Ernest Denouement 

Frank Denouement

Alonso 

Ariel 

Jonah Bellamy 

Sadie Bellamy 

Rabbi Bligh 

Brewster 

Byam 

Friday Caliban 

Miranda Caliban 

Calypso 

Erewhon

Ferdinand 

Finn 

Professor Fletcher 

Gonzalo 

Ishmael 

Dr. Kurtz 

Larsen 

Ms. Marlow 

Monday

Madame Nordoff 

Omeros 

Mr. Pitcairn 

Robinson 

Sherman 

Thursday 

Weyden 

Willa

Beekeeper

Building Committee 

Emily Dickinson 

Dolores  

Esmé Squalor Fan Club 

Gerta 

Daniel Handler

Haruki

 Ivan Lachrymose 

Eleanora Poe 

Lena Pukalie 

Duchess R 

R's Mother 

R's Father 

Young Rölf 

Sally Sebald

Shoemaker 

A. Snicket 

B. Snicket 

Chas. Snicket 

D. Snicket 

E. Snicket 

F. Snicket 

G 

H 

I  

Jacob Snicket  

M 

N 

O 

Mr. Spats

Mrs. Spats 

Town Fathers 

Valorous Farms Dairy 

Baron van de Wetering

Yeah. Every single one.

Now, let's rule out everyone who does not have a name beginning with R, or is unclear: (again, feel free to skip ahead)

Bald Man with the Long Nose 

Mrs. Bass 

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender 

Incredibly Deadly Viper 

Kind Editor 

Man with a Beard but No Hair

Mr. Remora 

White-Faced Women 

Woman with Hair but No Beard

Wart-Faced Man

Madame diLustro  

Monty Montgomery's Sister

Bertrand Baudelaire's Cousin

 Foreman Firstein

Coach Genghis 

Ms. Tench

Verhoogen Family 

 Mr. Sirin

Man With Pimples On His Chin 

Infant Servant

White-Faced Women's Sibling 

Winnipeg Scout

The Great Unknown 

Captain Widdershins 

Mrs. Widdershins

Count Olaf's father 

Count Olaf's mother 

Rabbi Bligh 

Dr. Kurtz 

Ms. Marlow 

Madame Nordoff 

Mr. Pitcairn 

Robinson 

Beekeeper

Duchess R 

R's Mother 

R's Father 

Young Rölf 

Mr. Spats

Mrs. Spats 

Town Fathers 

As the title states, we'll keep some focus on Remora, but we'll eliminate all other minor characters:

Bald Man with the Long Nose 

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender 

Incredibly Deadly Viper 

Kind Editor 

Man with a Beard but No Hair

Mr. Remora 

White-Faced Women 

Woman with Hair but No Beard

Wart-Faced Man

Madame diLustro  

Monty Montgomery's Sister

Bertrand Baudelaire's Cousin

Robinson 

Duchess R 

R's Mother 

R's Father 

Young Rölf 

According to Various Fan Deductions:

TMWABBNH & TWWHBNB are Gifford & Ghede

The White-Faced Women are Zada and Zora

Lemony's Kind Editor is Moxie Mallahan

Madame diLustro is Sunny Baudelaire

This rules out the 4 of them.

Bald Man with the Long Nose 

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender 

Incredibly Deadly Viper 

Mr. Remora 

Wart-Faced Man

Monty Montgomery's Sister

Bertrand Baudelaire's Cousin

Robinson 

Duchess R 

R's Mother 

R's Father 

Young Rölf 

Logically speaking, why would there be a connection between Ink and Duchess R? Let's eliminate unlikely possibilities:

Mr. Remora  

Monty Montgomery's Sister

Bertrand Baudelaire's Cousin

Robinson 

Duchess R 

R's Mother 

R's Father 

Young Rölf 

Monty Montgomery's sister would be (_insert name here_) Montgomery. This, to me, rules her out too... and the same logic applies to Bertrand's cousin.

Mr. Remora  

Robinson 

(Duchess R) 

(R's Mother) 

(R's Father)

Young Rölf 

Obviously her family are related:

Mr. Remora  

Robinson - Islander

Young Rölf 

So, the above names are generated. I will, henceforth, analyse a link between each character and R, starting with Remora.

POINTS:

a. It's known that a few characters in the Snicket-verse have alliterating names, such as Quigley Quagmire, Beatrice Baudelaire.

b. It's also known that some characters have WEIRD connections to others, such as Quigley's 'relation' to Mr Poe.

THEORY: Given a. and b. to be true, Mr R _______ Remora, has some abstract connection to the Duchess.

This connection can only really be established if one goes by Netflix canon and assumes Nero's surname to be Feint, and combines this with ATWQ:

Duchess R is Remora's boss' ancestor's murderer's friend.

R's friend is Lemony, who murdered Hangfire, who is the ancestor of Nero, Remora's boss.

Part 2 Still to Come...

¬ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

#asoue #vfd #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #snicketverse #asoue netflix #theory #duchess of winnipeg #duchess r #hangfire #vice principal nero #nero feint #mr remora #part 1

[fanonical]

if you ever get impostor syndrome and feel unqualified to do whatever you do, just think that you can't be any worse than geraldine julienne, reporter for the daily punctilio, who has never reported anything true in her life

#A Series of Unfortunate Events #ASoUE #Geraldine Julienne

[miszmal]

geraldine julienne!

#in the asoue doodle mode this weekend bear with me #geraldine julienne #asoue #vfdiscord #doodle #ink doodle

[olivia-calidamn]

how has John Burke put up with Jacques, Lemony and Geraldine all this time

#hats off to him #jacques memes #lemony memes #geraldine memes #jacques snicket #lemony snicket #geraldine julienne #monty's death

[olivia-texts]

it’s giving esmé squalor and geraldine julienne

#asoue #esmé squalor #geraldine julienne #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #haven’t read the book yet so please no spoilers

[first-impression-s]

She’s just “upper middle class boho white woman” meets “your least favorite middle school teacher”

#full disclosure idk who this character is lmao #i’ve seen her mentioned in tumblr posts and she works at the paper and loves esme right?? #idk anything if this is all wrong I am sorry 😔 #geraldine julienne #asoue #my art #adobe fresco #sketch #request #geraldine

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

Some terrible character sketches. In order: Lemony Snicket, Geraldine Julienne, Jerome Squalor, Eleanora Poe, Kit Snicket

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #all the wrong questions #atwq #lemony snicket #jerome squalor #geraldine julienne #eleanora poe #kit snicket #my art sucks

[beatricebidelaire]

this would never not be funny to me

#jacques snicket #geraldine julienne #wlw mlm hostility #vera.txt #dpos #daily punctilio

[littlestsnicket]

Eoy fic asks: 10, 14, 15!

10. shortest wip of the year

88 words (unfinished drabble so that's either one more sentence or 'fuuuuuck i need to start over slightly differently' length. it's from when i was brainstorming reasons for jaskier to be that buff, and the answer was because geralt believes sword form practice is the answer to all emotional distress and has forcibly imposed this on jaskier)

14. a fic you didn't expect to write

all of them? i expected to finish the yendelion fic--which i did not do, at all--and write something to fill in the gap between witcher season 2 and 3, which I have 10k of but it is still not done! (it's ok, it has a narrative shape, and plot beats now (at least relative to what a meandering character study ought to have), we're getting there.)

i guess the most unexpected was all the news in fits of prints, even though i wrote it for an exchange that i very deliberately signed up for, and selected the prompt i was going to do immediately upon looking at them. i am immensely proud of it, it gets across many things that are immensely important to me in A Series of Unfortunate Events canon, it fits the prompt, but i did not mean to write that! i did not think i thought of geraldine julienne quite like that, but after re-reading large chunks of Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography and timeline plotting, i realizing something i had forgotten and it was the only fic i could write.

15. something i learned this year

i can write longer fic. even if it takes an approximate eternity. i had thought i had only gotten through my only other 10k+ fic by breaking it into normal (for me) fic length chapters that could be written and edited semi-independently, but i am so close. i can do this.

[fanfic end of year asks]

#mayo replies #ask meme #kuwdora #thank you so much for asking!

[whoslaurapalmer]

BEGGING FOR ESME CONTENT

!!!! here's another piece --

esme uncapped her lipstick with one hand, the top falling back into her purse, her other hand already raising her compact up to her face. if she angled it just right, she caught geraldine julienne’s eye across the lobby. she could see geraldine standing stock-still in the corner of the reflection, caught and wavering in esme’s hand as she did her lipstick. when she was done, she snapped the compact shut, and geraldine was hurrying to her side.

“geraldine, darling,” esme said, “i’ve got this brilliant idea for a new punctilio column. something the people have just got to know.”

#lulu talks about the sad lemon man

[firestarter-olaf]

hol up i just realize geraldine julienne exists

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #geraldine julienne #esme squalor #shitpost