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marvelous-writer · 2 years

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Nailed It

Summary: In which Peter assists Tony with repairing Gerald’s shed, only to wind up with a nail though his finger.

Whumptober Day 3: Impaled

@whumptober @whumptober-archive

Rating: G

Word Count: 2,702

Genre: whump, hurt/comfort, humor

Link to read on AO3

A nasty thunderstorm came in during the night and ended up taking down a few tree limbs, as well as quite a few shingles from Gerald’s shed (almost wiping away half the roof), thankfully not hurting the poor alpaca in the process but it probably gave the poor guy a scare.

Peter has been helping Tony repair it all day and going to the hardware store to buy some supplies needed for the job. And so far, they’re doing pretty well. Gerald has been granted the ability to freely roam the yard, much to Morgan’s joy and Happy’s disappointment. Happy and Gerald don’t quite see each other eye to eye, especially with how the alpaca bares his teeth at him every time he goes near him. Gerald even went as far to ripping a chunk of Happy’s tie straight off him one time.

Gerald is… a bit temperamental to say the least.

“Can you grab a few more shingles please?” Tony asks with a nail hanging from his lips, as he holds one hand, a hammer in the other.

“Sure.” Peter says as he climbs down the ladder he’s leaning on until he reaches the ground.

He effortlessly slings the package of shingles over his shoulder as he walks back to the ladder and climbs back up, carefully placing it on the wooden roof. He takes one large shingle out and hands it to Tony.

“Thank you.” Tony grunts out as he places it down in front of him and begins to hammer it in with nails.

Peter takes another shingle out and grabs a few nails, hammering it into place in front of himself as well.

They’ve been at this all afternoon and they’re almost done thankfully. Peter won’t admit it out loud but he’s beat. He has been going to bed in the wee hours of the morning with patrolling and he went to bed late last night due to being on phone with MJ as she gets ready for her first semester at MIT, unlike Peter. He ultimately decided that he didn’t want to live so far away from home, especially after the blip and everything that’s happened since coming back after those missing five years and not to mention the whole multiverse crisis he got himself into with Dr. Strange.

And with Tony still recovering both physically and mentally and still helping Pepper run Stark Industries, he needs extra help around the cabin.

And… Peter needs to be here too, if he’s being honest.

So for this year, Peter has decided to take a gap year to rest and figure everything out. He told Tony and May together a few weeks back and they had been surprisingly on board with the whole thing. Right now in his life… college is the last thing he needs to deal with. Just for now. Maybe when he’s ready next year, in a few weeks or months, even… he’ll readdress it.

But though it all, he’s been having a hard time adjusting to not seeing MJ and Ned as much as he used to. They’re both away at MIT, setting up their dorms, hopefully getting familiar with their campuses and making friends.

The thought causes Peter to slow his hammering, feeling his stomach tighten. He knows he made the right decision to skip this semester but it doesn’t mean he likes the downsides that come his decision.

Peter’s attention turns to Morgan across the yard with Happy, the two of them engaged in a tea party, tiaras and all. A smile pulls at the corners of his mouth at the sight of Happy, dressed in a hoodie and jeans with a silver tiara with pink and white feathers around the bottom of the crown, his pinky sticking out as he sips at the tiny teacup in his hand.

“No, No, Uncle Happy! Like this,” Morgan lightly scolds him as she demonstrates the proper way to hold the teacup. “See?”

“Oh, yeah. I see. You just need to raise it a little higher?”

“Yup!”

Peter chuckles to himself as he sets the nail down on the shingle and holds it in place without looking since he’s been doing this all day, bringing the hammer down on it.

What he doesn’t expect, is to feel a shockwave of pain shoot through his left hand, all the way up to his shoulder. Peter lets out a pained yelp at the sensation and looks down, only for his blood to run cold at the sight he’s met with.

He thought he has just hit his hand with the hammer… but that’s not what happened.

He accidentally drove the nail right through his thumb.

“Did you catch your finger with the hammer?” Tony asks from behind him, Peter’s back facing him.

Peter just stares down at his finger with the metal nail sticking out as blood starts to pool out of it on both ends, staining the charcoal shingle beneath it a dark shade of crimson.

“S-Something like that.” Peter manages to stutter out in his shocked state.

“Been there,” Tony says. “You might want to put some ice on it to help with the throbbing.” He recommends.

“N-Not sure ice is going to cut it.” Peter mumbles.

“What do you mean?” The man asks from behind with an edge of worry to his voice.

Peter blinks down at his hand, discovering that not only had he driven the nail through his thumb—he managed to nail his own hand to the roof.

He doesn’t know if he wants to cry, throw up or pass out.

“Pete?” Tony asks from behind when he doesn’t respond.

Peter can only stare down at his hand, which is now profusely bleeding, blood bubbling up between his thumb and the nail.

He hears a shifting behind him as Tony comes over to his side.

“What’s wro—OH SHIT!” Tony exclaims when he sees the sight Peter’s thumb is in. “What happened?” He asks, his hand hovering over Peter’s injured one as if he doesn’t quite know what to do.

“I-I was just h-hammering a-and I-I accidentally n-nailed my f-finger.” Peter barely manages to get out as a dull ringing fills his ears.

“Shit,” Tony curses under his breath as he looks up towards Happy and Morgan. “Uh—hey, Hap can I see you for a sec? Just you?” He calls out in a calm voice that shakes slightly on the end as he rips off a piece of his old flannel shirt and gently presses it against Peter’s thumb, earning a gron from him as pain radiates through it.

Happy looks over at them and excuses himself from Morgan’s table, which is suited for five year olds her size and not grown adults. Happy uncrosses his legs and stands up from the ground with a groan before walking over to them.

“We’ve got a bit of a situation here,” Tony says once Happy’s in earshot. “Peter accidentally nailed his hand instead of a shingle.” He calmly explains.

Happy’s eyes nearly bulge out of his head. “He WHAT?” He exclaims, only to glance back over at Morgan, who is completely unaware of the whole thing. “How the hell did that happen?” He asks in a quieter, worried voice.

“No idea but we’re going to need to call someone—an ambulance or Bruce.” Tony says.

“N-No h-hospitals.” Peter says, shaking his head as he closes his eyes.

He can’t look at the blood anymore. If he does… he’s going to throw up.

“I don’t think we have a choice here, Peter.” Tony tells him.

“I’m calling an ambulance. The compound is too far from here and he’s already lost a lot of blood.” Happy says as he whips his phone out from the side pocket of his jeans.

“B-But-“

“No buts, Peter. He’s right. I’ll call Bruce on the way and he can meet us there. Everything is going to be fine.” Tony tells him in a clearly forced, calm voice.

Peter can hear Happy quickly talking to someone on the other end of his phone over the sound of the ringing going through his ears, becoming more and more sharper as the seconds pass by, accompanied by an odd, lightheadedness that just washes over him so suddenly it takes him off guard.

“Think m’ gonna pass out…” He mumbles, closing his eyes and leaning forward, only for Tony to gently grab his shoulder, steadying him.

“No passing out on me, Pete. You stay with me, okay?” Tony’s voice filters in through the ringing.

Peter blinks his eyes open as his vision starts to blur on him. He blinks sluggishly a few times in hopes to clear it.

“You need to keep putting pressure on the wound.” Happy says from somewhere close.

Peter’s brows pull together in confusion as he turns his head, only to find the man standing on of the ladder, leaning against the shed. Peter wonders when he got up there.

“I am,” Tony says from Peter’s other side. “What’s their ETA?”

“The ambulance is fifteen minutes out.” Happy tells him.

Peter hears Tony curse under his breath and he asks Happy something else, but Peter’s ears are ringing so much now he can’t hear anything, only the sound of his own heartbeat—if that’s even possible.

Is it possible?

Maybe?

He’ll have to remember to ask Bruce that next time he sees him.

Hopefully there’s going to be a next time.

Because this sure would be a lame way to go out, by nailing his own finger to an alpaca’s shed. But it’s for a good cause though at least. Gerald gets a safe, little place to seek shelter and sleep at night… Peter just hopes he doesn’t mind the blood stain though.

Oh no.

What if Gerald hates his shed now because Peter bled all over it?

“Pete, Gerald doesn’t care if you bled on his shed he would definitely care if you weren’t here to give him extra apples though.” Tony’s voice comes through the ringing, clearly joking to lighten the mood.

Peter cracks open his heavy eyes and looks up at him, only to make the terrible mistake of looking down. Tony’s hand and the ripped flannel is now covered in blood, seeing driblets running down Tony’s hand. There’s also an alarming amount of blood pooled on the roof, sliding down underneath them.

Before Peter knows it, his eyes are rolling to the back of his head as he slumps to the roof, unaware of the strong arm that catches him before he face-plants against the bloody shingles.

…

A soft, rhythmic beeping sound fills Peter’s ears as his senses start to slowly come back online. He slowly blinks his eyes open, squinting against the harsh LED lights he’s met with, along with the sight of a pasty white wall ahead of him, a stinging, sterile smell in the air.

That can only mean one thing.

He’s in a hospital.

Peter’s brows pull together as his brain slowly processes this new information as he rolls his head to the side, only to find Tony slumped over in a chair next to his bed, dozing, an all too-familiar position at this point in Peter’s vigilante career.

“T’ny?” Peter asks, his voice coming out slightly raspy.

Tony’s head shoots up and he looks at him, a relieved expression washing over his face as he smiles softly. "Hey, bud. How are you feeling?”

“A little floaty.” Peter rasps out as Tony reaches over and grabs a cup of water from the table, holding it out for him, which Peter gratefully takes with a shaking hand.

“Yeah, you’re on some heavy-duty pain meds right now, all thanks to Bruce rushing over here to give them to you himself.” Tony says.

Peter takes a few sips of the water and frowns as the events from before—the reason for him being here—come back to him. He turns his head and looks down at his left hand, only to find it wrapped up with thick gauze.

“You had to have a bit of a minor surgery to get that nail out. Bruce got here just in time before they tried administering the anesthesia.” Tony says in a knowing tone.

Peter swallows hard at that. If the doctors and nurses found out regular anesthesia, even a strong dose of it, doesn’t even make a dent with Peter… they would find have found out his secret in no time with a small blood sample. And he would have been outed as Spider-Man.

“Don’t worry about anything,” Tony reassures, seeming to sense his inner panic. “Bruce got here in the Quinjet faster than the ambulance did. No one treated you except for Bruce.”

Peter lets out a small, relieved breath at that. “That’s good. If you see him, tell him I said thanks.” He says, settling back down into the pillows he’s propped up on.

Just these few minutes of being up has him exhausted and ready to pass out again. He’s about ready to close his eyes, only for a thought to pop into his mind.

“Morgan didn’t see anything, did she?” Peter asks, his eyes widening.

“She didn’t see a thing, I promise. Happy brought her into the house right as the ambulance pulled in the driveway. I rode in the back with you while he stayed at the cabin with her and distracted her. He’s on his way with her and May now.”

Peter lets out another relieved sigh. If Morgan had seen any of that—any of the blood—he wouldn’t forgive himself. After all, this whole thing is his own fault. If he hadn’t been distracted thinking about other things than the nail and hammer in his hand, none of this would have happened.

“I’m sorry… for all of this,” Peter says, waving his uninsured hand around. “I wasn’t paying attention to what I was doing.”

“It’s not your fault. I’ve had more oopsie moments of my own than I’d like to share. It happens to all of us, kiddo.”

Peter slowly nods, even though he still feels horribly guilty.

“You’re looking like you’re five seconds away from conking out on me. How about you get some more sleep and I’ll wake you up when May, Happy and Morgan get here?” Tony offers with a soft smile.

Peter almost wants to protest but he’s honestly too exhausted to. He just slowly nods as his eyes slip shut on their own, now that they got permission.

He falls into darkness within moments, before he knows no more.

…

When Peter is allowed to go home a day later, he gets out of Tony and Pepper’s minivan, his hand still bandaged up and healing from the whole ordeal. Peter eyes Gerald’s shed and he walks over to it, seeing the alpaca himself across the yard, grazing. Tony gets out from the driver’s seat and stands next to Peter, looking at the shed as well.

“Back at the scene of the crime?” Tony asks jokingly.

Peter doesn’t know if he imagines it but he swears he feels his hand throb at the question, as if he needs a reminder.

Peter lets out a nervous laugh. “Yeah.”

He looks up at the roof, only to find it all black with no blood stains. He opens his mouth to ask, but Tony beats him to it.

“Happy told me he cleaned it up while you were at the hospital,” Tony says. “He didn’t want you to come home and see that.”

A wave of guilt flows over Peter at that but he’s grateful for it. “I’ll have to thank him later for that. It looks good though. I’m sure Gerald likes it.”

“I think he does. He’s been enjoying the new feeding station we added on for him too.” Tony says with a smirk.

Peter nods, only for a small smile to pull at the corner of his mouth as he looks back at Tony. “I guess we nailed it, huh?” He says, gently elbowing Tony in the side with his uninsured arm.

Tony just blinks without looking him before he sighs and shakes his head.

“Too soon?” Peter asks, still smiling.

“A little bit, yeah.”

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nerdyfangirlmel · 2 years

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Irondad fanfic Update: Hold me While you Wait (I wish that I was good enough)

Ch 10 (Tell me More) excerpt/summary:

“They called you ‘vanished’,” Cassie cut in quietly.

“Vanished, right. I’m not sure that’s any better but ok,” Peter gulped and then continued reading through reports. “Rate of mortality increased almost 25% through lack of resources since then, birth rates decreased by approximately 56%. Makes sense when you wipe out half the population you wipe out chances of reproduction.”

“What’s reproduction?” Nate said.

Peter blinked at him, having been unaware that he was speaking out loud and was caught off guard. Cooper snorted.

“Yeah, Peter, what’s reproduction?” He teased.

“I’m not even getting paid to be here, ask your dad.” Peter blushed. Cooper, Lila, and Cassie laughed at him.

Or in other words:

Peter meets the avengers kids, finds out what mess the world has gotten into, hacks some Wakanda tech, and gets into a fight with an alpaca… again.

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polizwrites · 3 months

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Those Old Crazy Dreams (Just Kind of Came and Went)

This is a fill for today’s @flashfictionfridayofficial prompt [#FFF235 Little Pink Houses] as well as the FREE square of my @stonyauniverse bingo card.

Fandom: MCU/Marvel Pairing: Tony Stark & Steve Rogers, Tony Stark & Morgan Stark Rating: General Tags: Post-Snap, Avengers:Endgame canon-divergent, Stark Cabin Summary: Tony doesn't want to talk to Rogers; but his daughter helps bridge the gap between them.

Tony wasn’t ready to talk to Steve Rogers and Pepper knew it. “Can you run interference for me, hon?” Tony asked as he headed down to the basement.

“Only if you promise to pick up more goji berries at the farmers’ market next Saturday.”

“Deal.” He didn’t get the appeal of the small, sour fruits - especially compared to the perfection that was the blueberry - but they were popular enough among the locals that the only vendor who had them for sale regularly ran out by ten am. Whether he’d be up early or just stay up late the night before was still to be determined.

Tony hardly expected that Rogers would still be around when he emerged from his workshop a good two hours later, but sure enough, his car was still in the driveway. Stealthily peeking around the doorjamb, Tony pricked up his ears for the sound of his former teammate’s voice, but all he heard was Pepper’s playlist playing quietly through the speaker on the counter as she chopped vegetables.

“Where’d the good Captain go?” he asked. “Don’t tell me Gerald chased him into the woods or something.”

“No, but he did spit in Steve’s general direction when I introduced them.”

Tony snorted. “I knew there was a reason I liked that alpaca.”

Pepper shook her head and rolled her eyes. “Well, at least your daughter seems to have made a new friend.” She nodded out the window, where Rogers was sitting at the table in Morgan’s bright pink playhouse, his knees practically up around his ears.

“Huh.” Before he could think better of it, Tony found himself stepping out onto the porch.

“Daddy!” Morgan called out excitedly. “Come have tea with me and Mister Steve!”

As Tony walked across the backyard toward them. Rogers awkwardly levered himself up out of the seat and squeezed back out the doorway. “Good to see you, Tony,” he said, holding out his hand.

“Cap.” He couldn’t very well refuse to shake without looking like an ass. “What brings you out to the hinterlands?”

“This is going to sound crazy,” he replied, scrubbing a hand across the back of his neck, “but we might have found a way to undo what Thanos did.”

“You forgot your tea,” Morgan said, holding out an empty plastic cup to Steve. “Who’s Thanos, Daddy?”

“I’ll explain later, Maguna. Go see if Mommy needs help making salad.” Tony replied, patting her on the head before nudging her toward the house.

“Is Mister Steve staying for dinner?” It was an innocent enough question; after all, Rhodey and Happy regularly stayed for a meal when they came out for a visit.

“We’ll see.” Tony had a feeling whatever discussion they were about to have would make him lose his appetite.

#writing stuff #fanficlet #flash fic friday #Tony Stark #Steve Rogers #Endgame canon-divergent #shameless self promo

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somesortofitalianroast · 2 months

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Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII Masterpost (Card 7012)

I filled 20 squares (19 on the card and 1 adopted). Still not sure how. Best round for the Tony Stark Bingo for me!

@tonystarkbingo

Masterpost of squares below the cut.

S1: Holiday Fic - Gen - Steve/Bucky - No archive warnings apply - 1111 - Of family, Hanukkah, and idiot ex-boyfriends

A1: Quirks - Gen - Implied Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne - No archive warnings apply - 1543 - Clark Kent's glasses

R1: AU: Sci-fi/Futuristic - Mature - James "Bucky" Barnes/Qui-Gon Jinn - Creator Chose Not to Archive Warnings - 2149 - Of broken bonds, secret relationships, and mad scientists

K1: Thor - Teen - Tony Stark/Thor - No archive warnings apply - 2170 - cross the sky for your love

T2: "Why would you do that?" - Mature - N/A - No archive warnings apply - 2338 - No, no, I was hired to kill Batman.

R2: Old Married Couple - Teen - Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne - No archive warnings apply - 1793 - So, how long have the two of you been married?

K2: AU: Non-Powered - Teen - Tony/Bucky; Darcy/Jane - No archive warnings apply - 3352 - A Spinster for a Duke; A Merchant for a Soldier

T3: Time Travel - Teen - Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 1002 - Just This Once (Everybody Lives) [Chapter 1]

A3: FREE - Teen - Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 1158 - I need your loving (I stab you in the back)

K3: Piggy-back riding - Gen - Loki & Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 375 - Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - November Round Robin

T4: AU: Old west - Teen - Steve Rogers & Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 1190 - you’d have me hanged for treason

A4: Alcoholism - Mature - Howard Stark/Maria Stark, Sophie Devereaux/Nathan Ford, Sophie Devereaux/Harry Wilson (Leverage) - No archive warnings apply - 1012 - the (best) worst thing to happen to her

R4: Maria Stark - Gen - Past Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 710 - An ordinary person with an extraordinary retirement plan

K4: Innocent Until Proven Guilty - Explicit - Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 1237 - Steve Rogers. Mastermind. Forger.

S5: President - Gen - Avengers & Tony Stark; Rhodey/Carol Danvers - No archive warnings apply - 333 - Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - August Round Robin

T5: Steve Rogers - Teen - pre-Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 1401 - Of protection details, fake dating, and Soulmates

A5: Flirting - Explicit - Tony Stark/Bruce Wayne - No archive warnings apply - 2835 - Going down?

R5: Without Fear - Gen - Bruce Banner/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 365 - Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - September Round Robin

K5: Gerald the Alpaca - Teen - Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 450 - Coda: Gerald the Alpaca?

Adopted: tony playing piano - Gen - James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark - No archive warnings apply - 1283 - Of family, friends, and Christmas music

#tony stark #tony stark bingo #my writing

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 7 months

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may god be with you all. (MCU Purge Au)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50288185 by Kennywrites23 Luck has never been by his side. Both parents are gone, his uncle was shot, and he and a billion of other people were erased from existance for five years. Although, he did luck out on gaining Spider Powers. Peter Parker would like to make it known to whatever higher being is watching him that his life isn’t a comedy show. He lost everything when his aunt died in the first Purge. He wasn’t even there to protect her. Now on the run across the country from an anti-mutant hate group and the government, Peter is injured, wet, and cold from a dip in a cold ass lake. He arrives at a cabin, and the lights are on. Peter does what many people he saved as Spiderman would do. He calls for help. Or What if the Avengers never got back together? What if Tony Stark didn’t bring Spiderman to Germany? What if the Guardians of The Galaxy brought everyone back unnoticed? What if population influx was a serious problem? Or Or I put the MCU and The Purge in a box and close the lid. Words: 1833, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pepper Potts, Gerald the Alpaca (Marvel), Original Characters, Quentin Beck Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Peter Parker & Pepper Potts Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark Friendship (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Hurt/Comfort, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Hurt Peter Parker, Hurt Tony Stark, Hurt Pepper Potts, Hurt Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Lots of Hurt, Canon Divergence - Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), The Blip Happens Differently (Marvel), Dead May Parker (Spider-Man), not sorry, no beta we die, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is a Mess, Inspired by The Purge (Movies), Purge Night (The Purge), Mutant discrimination, Mutant Peter Parker, The Rouges are mentioned, Post-Movie: Captain America: Civil War (2016), It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50288185

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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ironman-tonystark · 2 months

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In case anyone is wondering what the Stark family hierarchy is like. Morgan is on top, then Pepper, then Gerald, then me. I'm good with it. Gerald thinks he should be higher.

#tony stark musings #shit post #tony stark #morgan stark #pepper potts #gerald the alpaca

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larcenywrites · 8 months

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at some point, you'd send retired Tony to the nearby farmer's market just to buy a little thing very quick and he'd come back with like a goat or something 💀 and you're like "what's that???" and he just goes "the carrots you asked for!!! 😃" and you're like "and the goat?????" and he'd just go "oh, yeah, that's elizabeth, say hi! she's pretty chill, yk 😃😇". and also that's probably how the chickens and the alpaca gerald came into the family. basically, you can't send Tony to the farmer's market alone or he'll come back home with something ridiculous

Oh and especially if the boys go with him 😭 I’m sure they’re the ones that wanted the goat 😭

#anon #anonymous #answered #larstalks

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betheflame · 2 years

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Stony Cards Against Humanity

I’m sure I’m not the first or only person to do this, but I love CAH and there’s a games challenge for STG this week. So here’s some CAH cards you can use in your next game. Got any others? Reply and I’ll add them to my list and republish a master list later!

Black Cards:

That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always ____

I can do ___ all day

If we can’t protect the Earth, we’ll damn sure _____

You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get ______, walk it off.

I still believe in _____

Mr. Stark, I don’t feel _____

I do anything Mr. Stark requires of me, including sometimes _____

Proof that Tony Stark _____

I’m not looking for _____, and I’m way past asking for _____.

Before we get started, does anyone _____?

White Cards:

Genetically engineered super soldiers

Loki’s abandonment issues

DUM-E’s fire extinguisher

America’s ass

Your super secret boy band

Fighting aliens with a bow and arrow

Cap’s exploded punching bag

Green smoothies

Gerald the Alpaca

Cheeseburgers

Fun-vee

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tonystarkbingo · 4 months

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TSB Round 7 - Week 22-25!

Happy Holidays from the TSB crew! If you need a break from the chaos, take a minute (or a few days) with the fics below.

Collaborator: rebelmeg Card Number: 7001 Square Filled: S5 - Tony x Happiness Title: Laugh Lines Link: Tumblr Pairings: Pepperony, Iron Family Word Count: 1003 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: domestic bliss, married life, slowly growing old together, grossing out your kid on purpose Summary: Pepper has spent years watching the subtle (and sometimes unsubtle) ways Tony's face has changed. This one is probably her favorite.

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Collaborator: endlesstwanted Card Number: 7010 Square Filled: T2 - Asking for trouble Title: Picking Love Link: AO3 Pairings: Bucky Barnes/Sarah Wilson Word Count: 2095 Rating: Teen Major Tags/Triggers: Modern: No Powers, Meet-Cute, Flirting, Minor Steve/Tony Summary: Tony takes Bucky to the farmers’ market as an excuse to meet with his new fling, but Bucky makes the best out of it with the idea to bake something for his sister’s birthday.

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Collaborator: SomeSortofItalianRoast Card Number: 7012 Square Filled: K3 - Piggy-back riding Title: Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - November Round Robin Link: AO3 Pairings: Loki & Tony Stark Word Count: 375 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: Alpacas, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Time Shenanigans, Good Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark Lives Summary: "For Tony, it's another day at the lake house with Morgan and Gerald, his Alpaca.... Until in a manner of speaking, Gerald tells him that the world needs saving again. No really. Well... sort of."

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Collaborator: endlesstwanted Card Number: 7010 Square Filled: R5 - Protection Title: Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - November Round Robin Link: AO3 Pairings: Loki & Tony Stark Word Count: 390 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: Time Shenanigans, Good Loki (Marvel) Summary: For Tony, it's another day at the lake house with Morgan and Gerald, his Alpaca.... Until in a manner of speaking, Gerald tells him that the world needs saving again. No really. Well... sort of.

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Collaborator: deehellcat Card Number: 7014 Square Filled: T5 - hurt/comfort Title: surpassing things we’ve known before, chap 1 Link: AO3 Pairings: Tony and Howard Stark Word Count: 2290 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: Kid Tony Stark, Canon-Divergence, Canonical Character Death, Howard Stark’s Actual Good Parenting, at least he’s trying, Emotional Hurt/Comfort Summary: Shattered by loss, little Tony and his father learn to hold on to each other for support, and start to construct a new family for themselves.

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Collaborator: SomeSortofItalianRoast Card Number: 7012 Square Filled: R1 - AU: Sci-fi/Futuristic Title: Of broken bonds, secret relationships, and mad scientists Link: AO3 Pairings: James "Bucky" Barnes/Qui-Gon Jinn Word Count: 2149 Rating: Mature Major Tags/Triggers: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Broken Force Bonds (Star Wars), Unhappy Ending, Implied/Referenced Brainwashing, Summary: Approximately 30 years ago, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn died on the planet Naboo. He was believed to be the first Jedi to die at the hands of the Sith in over a thousand years. While his death fixed the fates of Obi-Wan Kenobi and young Anakin Skywalker, it unknowingly set off a chain reaction that would lead to the rise of The Winter Soldier.

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Collaborator: SomeSortofItalianRoast Card Number: 7012 Square Filled: S1 - Holiday Fic Title: Of family, Hanukkah, and idiot ex-boyfriends Link: AO3 Pairings: Steve/Bucky Word Count: 1111 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: holiday fic, Hanukkah, Meet the Family, Jewish Darcy Lewis Summary: Darcy invited her boyfriend to meet her family over Hanukkah. It does not go well. It'll be a funny story by next Hanukkah.

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Collaborator: scottxlogan Card Number: 7017 Square Filled: A4 - Learning To Cook Title: The Beginning of the End (Chapter 2) Link: AO3 Pairings: Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes Word Count: 15127 Rating: Explicit Major Tags/Triggers: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Sexual Content, Swearing, Idiots in Love, Past Abuse, Two timelines, Age Difference, Beginnings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Adult Content, First Time, Holidays, Falling In Love, Holiday Decorations Summary: Bucky wants Tony. Tony wants Bucky, so why aren't they falling into each other's arms already? That's the question that's been on Tony's mind as Tony decides to create a mood for a special night Tony's convinced neither one of them is going to forget.

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Collaborator: scottxlogan Card Number: 7017 Square Filled: K5 - Tony/Clint Title: All in a Kiss Link: AO3 Pairings: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Word Count: 2519 Rating: Teen Major Tags/Triggers: Idiots in Love, Holiday hijinks, Mistletoe, Secret Crush, Kissing, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Partners to Lovers Summary: Following a team up with Tony, Clint realizes he has a crush on his sexy teammate, but getting around to admitting to that isn't as easy as Clint hoped. When Clint makes a plan to capture Tony's attention, it winds up having some unexpected consequences along the way.

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Collaborator: tinystark616 Card Number: 7008 Square Filled: K2 - Asking for help Title: Keep Me Link: AO3 Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Word Count: 2300 Rating: Teen Major Tags/Triggers: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Angst with a Happy Ending, What if? Civil War, Earth-10208 Summary: Tony can't stop fighting for the Registration Act, but he also can't keep fighting Steve. He has a plan to end the war, but he needs Steve's help. Set in Earth-10208, the universe where Steve and Tony actually do talk and work things out, and everything ends well.

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Collaborator: rebelmeg Card Number: 7001 Square Filled: K3 - Pepperony Title: Strictly Ornamental Link: Tumblr Pairings: Pepperony, Iron Family Word Count: 363 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: Christmas fluff, Stark family, humor Summary: Tony is doing some last-minute (see also: forgotten) gift-wrapping while Pepper tries to keep their baby out of the Christmas tree.

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Collaborator: rebelmeg Card Number: 7001 Square Filled: A2 - Avengers Compound Title: Gingerbread, Cocoa, and Coffee Link: Tumblr Pairings: Bucky & Tony Word Count: 395 Rating: Gen Major Tags/Triggers: Christmas fluff and humor Summary: Tony tries to pull one over on Bucky, who is (unsurprisingly) not fooled. Also, there's a real big gingerbread house.

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