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yandere-wishes · 5 months

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Do you guys think Darth Maul needs to oil the joints in his legs from time to time? You know so they move better and don't freeze up during battles. Does Grivious need to do this too? But like for his arms as well...

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generally-grievous · 11 months

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Headcanon that Qymaen’s so skinny he has like. No biceps. So Ronderu calls him Forearms

KCHDHFNDHDBDBD THATS REALLY GOOD... Plus the foreshadowing...

Forearms... Four arms... 👀

#jedi-valjean #general grievous #general grievous headcanons #ronderu lij kummar #ronderu headcanons

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saglovesu · 8 months

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Star Wars Villains and their obsession with Obi-Wan: The Kenobi Effect ™

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accursedkaleeshi · 1 month

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RIP General Grievous, you would have loved Order 66 lol

No, but for real. “Grievous survives” fic writers, you’re awesome.

Don't deny that he has committed atrocities upon the galaxy that will take generations to even begin to heal & in numbers unheard of in recent history. Grievous did not care. His job was to inconvenience the Republic for as long as possible & to kill Jedi. And holy shit did he ever. Maybe he considered himself already dead & this dumbass war was just a really fucked up bonus level. (& brother, I’m zerg rushing it)

Grievous was operating on the bastardized values of his people kept together by rage & steel, stuck in Sith 1 & Sith 2’s fucked up mind games. He hated the Separatists. Unfortunately for the rest of the galaxy, he hated the Republic more. Maybe he oscillates wildly between the thrill of battle & befuddled emptiness, making him a contrary bitch that no one bothers trying to deal with.

But lord help Palpatine if General Grievous ever figured out that he & Sidious were one & the same. The sheer amount of indignant rage would be like a lens of clarity he hadn’t managed since becoming a cyborg. This?? Single human man? Broke apart the galaxy so he could be the one to fix it? The known universe will remember me only in cold blooded fear. I was stripped of my culture, my agency, my FLESH so that this LITTLE OLD COLONY WIZARD can sit in his big boy chair???

Mr. Psycho Martyr? His petty ass would tell everybody. He would make his superiors’ lives a living hell. If they didn’t immediately push the Cyborg Emergency Kill Button (canon), how do you stop this pissed off war machine that YOU made to be unstoppable & YOU taught how to use unstoppable laser swords? As far as the Separatist resources, he knows nearly EVERYTHING. You can’t send shit after him that he doesn’t already know how to take apart, rewire, counter, & give back to you with a rude note on it.

And goddamn, if you thought Kalee hated the Republic? Just wait until it becomes the Empire & stops even trying to hide being tyrannical (hehe tyrannous). Grievous spent his entire life fighting oppression much more advanced than him & fucking winning. That’s why his resume was at the top of Palpatine’s murder machine CV pile. This bitch excels at adaptive guerilla warfare & he will use every last wheezing breath to fuck up your shit. Even if he has to work with Jedi to do it.

In conclusion, an enlightened General Grievous would gladly die for a chance to punch Palpatine in the face & this is why he would be an immense asset to the rebel alliance. He’d be an insufferable asshole but that is the cost you pay for him having to be right all the time.

#general grievous #sw tcw #sw headcanons #accursed!grievous

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depomera · 6 days

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b a t t l e b u d d i e s ⋆˙⟡

Jango and Grievous working together as mercenaries/bounty hunters~

#star wars headcanons #jango fett #general grievous #clone wars headcanons #depomera doodles #what ifs #i probably should have been studying lol #sw fanart

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pastel-kaleesh · 7 months

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my precious idiots

#kaleesh #star wars #my art #qymaen jai sheelal #general grievous #kylo's art #ronderu lij kummar #ronderu #star wars ronderu #star wars grievous #star wars kaleesh #star wars art #star wars fan art #star wars fanart #star wars headcanons #funny memes #star wars memes #sw memes

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thecodyagenda · 2 years

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📁 :)

hey sorry this took me a while to get to lol

i personally think cody cyberbullies grievous

he once straigt up phished grievous by sending an email pretending to be LungsRUs and Grievous bought it and now cody has grievous' credit card number which cody, waxer, boil and sister used to print 200 palpatine pin-ups and sold them to the 501st and the Corrie Guard.

cody makes sure to bully grievous at least once a day. even if he's busy in battle he'll send a quick "u suck" message but if he's got more time he'll send a more elaborate insult or scheme

the only reason why grievous lived to the end of the clone wars was bc cody was having too much fun bullying him lmao

#general grievous #commander cody #star wars #the clone wars #headcanons

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tuberculosis-bot-9000 · 2 years

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Grievous never really saw a meaningful difference between the Jedi and the Sith. He hated the Jedi institution more than their philosophy, of which he knew intentionally little, and both sides were just Those Fucking Wizards™️ to him.

He also saw very little meaning in the Nightsister faith, which is how he just casually strolled right up to Mother Talzin mid-Wizard Duel and stabbed her. He just had a deep distrust of magic in general and anybody who exhibited any amount of skill with it was on his shit list.

#star wars #general grievous #grievous #star wars headcanons #force headcanons #i mean seriously #he’s surrounded by magic assholes 24/7 #and he’s the one without #idk i just think it’s very interesting how all of his cybernetics make him the best physical combatant in the galaxy #but all of it gets him just above the threshold of what the force can do #something something don’t be too proud of this technological terror you have created #the power to destroy a planet is inconsequential next to the power of the force #yadda yadda yadda

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bitchylittleredhead · 8 months

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General Grievous has COPD

#star wars #star wars clone wars #general grievous #star wars headcanons #star wars the clone wars

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autisticoftheday · 2 years

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The autistic character of the day is... General Grievous from Star Wars!

(Headcanon / Autistic Coded?)

#autism #actually autistic #autistic #icons #autism positivity #autistic characters #autistic character of the day #icon #neurodivergent #headcanon #general grievous #star wars #autistic coded

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yandere-wishes · 6 months

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General Grievous is not a nice yandere. I hc that these feelings towards his darling are more suitably classified as a morbid obsession or curiosity.

The Bride of Grievous

(A snippet from a Yandere!Grievous fic I've been dying to write)

You have no idea how feral I am over this man!! The body horror that would come with being his sweet little darling!! I'm studying Robotics and Mechatronics at university and I gotta say I LOVE Robot/cyborg characters. They are my holy grail!!😍💞😍💞😍💞😍

You're 100% right Grievous is one of the worst Yanderes. He's obsessed with turning his darling into something he finds attractive and worthy. overdosing in a morbid curiosity to see just what he can turn you into.

Listen Grievous does NOT like organic beings. He prefers cyborgs and droids to anything else. So for this to work, you're going to have to already be a cyborg to even catch Grievous' eye. Sure a talented mechanic or the heiress to a droid manufacturing company would also draw the general's eye. But there's something about your mechanical essence that draws him in. Bonus points if you're both.

Now I'm playing off the idea that the reader comes from a wealthy family of engineers who are the prime supplier of droids for the empire/separatists (idk which timeline to set this in exactly). You've been left with a few cybernetic implants after an accident that happened when you were too young to have formed a functioning memory.

There's something about you that's...not right. You build the most advanced automatons but instead of programming them to become soldiers or anything remotely beneficial to warfare. You merely treat them as family. As your children. Your dolls. Doting on them as a mother would. You blame it on your heritage. On the accident that left you tettered between machine and mortal all so many years ago.

Not quite human

Not quite robot.

Another option, a secret third.

Glitching between realities.

When Grievous makes a personal visit to your family estate. Needing to strike a new deal for a rather large shipment of androids. He's surprised to find you, the heiress, taking charge of the transaction. He's even more interested when he notices your cybernetics. And how you don't hide them but instead seem to have made many personal enhancements to them. You're pretty too, and it's been such a long time he's been with someone sentient.

He's just so interested in you. Following you around like a wolf does its prey. Listening carefully to your jovial tone as you go into great detail about all the new features of this new batch of battle droids. He's even taken aback when you reprimand him for belittling a R0-GR.

Maybe somewhere along the line, you offer to work on him. To implement some new weapons. Add a few folding missiles into his casing. Even going so far as to propose giving him a speedy digital processor to clip into his brain. He scuffs at your boldness, pushing you aside as he moves past you. What a disgusting offer.

So why does the thought linger in his head?

When he returns to base, he finds his mind wandering to you. To your bizzare existance. You've practically shredded your humanity. Yet it still clings to you like a leech. He wonders if you'd thank him for taking it from you. Swoon over him for having saved you from the pesky flesh and blood. He falls asleep dreaming of the sounds your new metallic body would make as it clangs against his.

He kidnaps you soon after that. Stealing you away in the dead of night. Your family can search all they want, and send all the bounty hunters they want to try and retrieve you. But Grievous won't let you go. He loves watching as he makes you take him apart. Nibble fingers peeling away metal layers to access his wires. Pulling off prosthetic limbs to enhance them. With you by his side, the Jedi will never be his match ever again.

But it's Grevious we're talking about. He's a greedy creature, never satisfied with what he's given. He blames Dooku for this behavior and blames the benefits of being half Sith and half machine. He's become spoiled. Maybe it's not such a bad thing.

He starts to return the favor. Tearing you apart piece by piece. He used his lightsabers to cut through bone and replace it with metal. Drugging you with ecstasy and spice as he plucks away your humanity. He adores the love-sick looks you give him. Loves how, even when you've come down from your high, you still crawl onto his lap and litter his cold body with kisses. He'll keep your face just the way it is. He loves the feel of your chubby cheeks and soft lips too much.

Soon Grievous will turn you into a creature much like himself.

His perfect little creation.

A loving robot who can think for herself (with the general's help of course)

He's finally found a lover worthy of him.

All this being said I now need a poly fic with Maul, Anakin, and Grievous with a cyborg reader.

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generally-grievous · 11 months

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Sometimes Grievous will imagine Ronderu is standing in front of him.

He always forgets she wouldn’t be taller than him anymore

YOURE GONNA BREAK MY HEART

#do break my heart thats GOOD ANGST #jedi-valjean #general grievous #general grievous headcanons

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heirtotheempire · 8 months

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Prefacing this with mentioning that I'm autistic and Star Wars as a whole is my special interest/fixation/whatever the term is. So it really, really, REALLY gets to me when the lore and context and history of this franchise gets stepped on.

If Filoni wants to write his fanfiction and do whatever he wants then that's fine go make something on AO3 or whatever. The issue is that this is official. And like, maybe I'm insane for thinking this, but official material should probably stick with the official lore. Lore that states midichlorian count is what determines force sensitivity. Not training. Lore that has had examples of lightsaber wielding characters that did not have to be called Jedi or have to train as Jedi. General Grievous is the best example of this. He was never Sith, he was never force sensitive, but he was really good at using lightsabers.

If Sabine wants to train using a lightsaber, then I don't see the problem. But I DO see an issue in trying to shoehorn in the idea that she has to be trained as a Jedi for it, or has to be force sensitive for any of this.

Hating the official lore (from the OT, Prequels, Sequels, etc) is fine, you do you. I understand critiquing canon and wishing it was different. But as fans, we aren't influencing canon by having these views or writing fanfic and drawing fanart about it. The stuff that is set in stone doesn't change when we have headcanons that go against lore. But Filoni seems to.... Want to alter how canon is based on his headcanons. Which results in a clumsily written show that steps on itself trying to tell a story.

Regardless of if you like Filoni's interpretation of things or not, he kinda needs a check on his power and influence. He isn't the king of Star Wars, he isn't some God that can only create good content. If anything, Mando S3 kinda proved that he can make something absolutely awful out of what was great. And I really hope that he recognizes that maybe he should re-consult the lore specialists a bit more for the official work he does before charging ahead and assuming everyone thinks hes hot shit.

#idk if this makes sense #its kind of a vent in a way #ahsoka series spoilers #ahsoka series episode 3 spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka show #ahsoka #ahsoka critical #star wars #dave filoni critical

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accursedkaleeshi · 2 years

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Unsolicited Accursed!Grievous headcanon: Grievous learned Galactic Basic mostly via the holonet.

He could read aurebesh pretty well at a young age because he kept jailbreaking the holonet onto whatever old tech he could get his little claws on. He only spoke very basic words to the dwindling off world traders his dad would bring him to.

He taught himself Basic more thoroughly when he started seizing Yam'rii installations & found much of their digital information was available in Galactic Basic. He also taught himself to read & understand Yam'rii's native language. Due to the way their mouthparts were it wasn't usually feasible for other races to speak Yam'rii, thusly they often knew basic as well.

Grievous had always learned very quickly & efficiently. He was always very well spoken, often stopping to explain things to his less educated peers. By the time Dooku was training him he had been more galactically employed by the Banking Clan for a decade, so was fluent in Basic & Huttese. And, of course, binary & droid languages.

During the Clone Wars Grievous had learned many of the galaxy's more common languages including Geonosian & Rodian. Maybe he spoke Bocce lol. Only occasionally would he have to search for an odd word that didn't come up often.

Thanks for reading. As a reward please imagine you are selling junk out of the back of your ship on an uncivilized planet in wild space to a big scary local in a mask of bone. Big scary tusked chieftain is holding the tiny hand of a small child with wide gold eyes who excitedly asks you, in broken Basic with a thick accent, "Heyllo! Have for rifle...food? No. Sss... slugs?"

#accursed!grievous #general grievous #sw headcanons

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momojedi · 8 months

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Imagine: You're Count Dooku’s apprentice and Uncle General Grievous has to watch over you

Type: Headcanons; GN! Reader (platonic) Character(s): General Grievous, Count Dooku (mentioned) Notes: I love Grievous so much and since in my opinion, he doesn't get enough love as a character, I decided to write something for him ! The reader is referenced to be younger than any of Dooku's usual apprentices but whether they're a child or not is really up to you.

Let’s be clear: Grievous is not a good babysitter. In fact, he’s so bad at it that, instead of watching over you, he will send a batch of battle droids to take care of you.

The second he sees you after Count Dooku approached him, he’s already mentally retreating. Grievous is a general, a separatist myth that leaves Jedi alike fearing him, someone who’s destroyed the lives of legends. In what world would someone like him waste his time babysitting some lousy Sith padawan?

Needless to say he’ll be biting back the urge to insult and offend his superior for merely suggesting this kind of job and accepted it, leaving you to trail behind him as you and your master go separate ways.

But don’t get any ideas! Just because Grievous sweetly nods and agrees to anything Dooku says, doesn’t mean he’ll treat you with the same respect. You are below him, a mere apprentice. You are at the absolute bottom of the food chain in his eyes and that's exactly how he’ll treat you.

Well, he will at first.

The first few weeks, he won’t give a flying kriff about you. Instead, he'll send some battle droids your way to keep you occupied while he takes care of his war duties, such as bitching and moaning about General Kenobi.

It is only when he sees you fight for the first time that he's a bit taken back. You're by far one of, if not the, youngest apprentice he's ever seen trailing behind Dooku. Naturally, he was already mocking you internally, after all you were nothing but a meek, feeble leech in his very eyes.

Or that's what he expected, at least.

But when he sees you standing your ground when you engage with some troopers as things once again get a bit heated with the GAR, he has to admit he's quite impressed. He intently watches you, your timed moves and has to admit to himself; you do know what you're doing.

So, once the fight is over, he decides to keep you around until further notice, taking in the position of second-in-command until Dooku calls you back.

However, despite your new role, he's still distant and his usual grouchy self. He doesn't talk to you unless it's a briefing or necessary information for an upcoming battle/mission. Still, he starts to notice that he can't help but enjoy your presence.

He starts to care about you, your health, your well-being even.

You got injured on your last mission? Grievous is going to tear apart whoever is responsible for that.

You are stranded on some inhabited planet? Not to worry, Grievous will personally locate and gather you this instant.

Some pirates kidnapped you to get a ransom out of the separatists? Hondo. Grievous will set aside all his duties, track down where they're hiding you and blow that place into pieces once he's made sure you're safe and sound.

Once your time on his ship has come to an end and you're off to learning at your master's sides again, he's definitely going to miss having you around though he'd never admit that.

"Looks like the general's missing someo-" That battle droid was turned into scraps before it could even think of finishing that sentence.

With the Seperatists' leaders having somewhat developed a soft spot for you in general, even Dooku can't help but notice your slight sorrow as you're taken away from Grievous' base.

And so, whenever there's a chance for you to see your favourite General again, he won't think twice about taking you along so you have a chance of seeing him again.

And despite his cold and wicked exterior, there's still a glint of joy in his eyes when he catches sight of you.

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depomera · 1 month

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Did Qymaen change his name to Grievous after Ronderu’s disappearance or when he became a cyborg after Dooku rigged his ship? 🤔 I found both to be used in wikis, books, comics/iNtErNeT sEaRcHiNg but with the Canon and Legends intertwined at times, I’m not sure what is ‘official’ lore. I figured after Ronderu, but that’s just my headcanon 🤷🏻‍♀️

#what do you guys think #general grievous #qymaen jai sheelal #clone wars #Star Wars #headcanon stuff #I guess it would be an AU cause I’m just filling in gaps at this point?#star wars lore

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