#gender was created by bathroom companies

[crljhnn]

Sleepy kisses

Pairing: Rodrick Heffley x gender-neutral Reader

Summary: You like giving your sleeping boyfriend kisses on the cheek. Your boyfriend likes receiving kisses on the cheek. But then Rodrick gets greedy.

No physical description; No use of y/n

Word count: 1.9k

Warnings: A bit of conflict but no intense angst

[Posted on AO3 as well]

In your opinion, your boyfriend is just the cutest when he is asleep.

There probably aren't a lot of people that would agree with you on that one. However, in your eyes, his slight drooling and open-mouth snores are just adorable.

Maybe this impression could be explained by the fact, that you both were still in the very early stages of your relationship. Having just made things official a few weeks ago.

That's why you couldn't resist giving Rodrick a small kiss on the cheek or the forehead whenever you found him asleep. Which, now that you think about it, has happened a lot more often in the last few weeks than it used to.

Rodrick was taking a nap after school when he made a great, revolutionary discovery.

You two had plans to hang out that day, so after your extracurriculars were done, you went straight over to the Heffleys' house. A difference you noticed that day, was that you weren't greeted at the door by your boyfriend like usual, but by his mother. After exchanging a few quick pleasantries with Susan you made your way up to his room.

Hearing someone come up the stairs Rodrick woke up. Assuming it was his mom he decided to act like he was still asleep, to avoid whatever chore she came up to assign him. So when he felt the bed dip beside him, created by you sitting down, he was surprised to hear your voice, instead of Susans, greeting him.

He was about to 'wake up‘ when he felt you gently placing a small kiss on his forehead, accompanied by a short gush about how cute he was.

And just like that Rodrick was hooked.

Everyone else calling him cute would have probably set him off, but when it came to you, every tiny compliment made butterflies burst in his stomach. You probably weren't even capable of offending him, even if you tried to.

After throughout research (aka fake sleeping a lot in your company) he came to the conclusion, that you just seemed to like to give him small kisses whenever he was dozing off.

Little did he know, that you were just as willing to give him those when he was awake. All he had to do was ask.

However, Rodrick being the dumb, lovesick puppy he was, decided that the most logical way to make use of this new information was to 'sleep‘ every time you entered a room. That way he would get the most kisses possible.

You on the contrary started to get worried. There seemed to be something wrong with your boyfriend lately. He was sleeping a lot more than usual, and that said something if you are talking about a lazy teenage boy, who even before took at least one nap a day.

Maybe it was a medical issue that caused him to get tired all the time. You hardly ever saw him not asleep. Was he not sleeping at night? Did he struggle with night terrors? Is there a way you can help?

When you first noticed his new sleeping habit, his naps were still limited to the first few minutes after you reached his house. The routine usually went something like that: When you arrived he would be asleep, you would gush a bit about him a little and give him a quick smooch. Then he would wake up about 10 minutes later.

But then it really started to pick up.

You would only leave the room for a short amount of time, for example, to use the bathroom or to get some water. Before, Rodrick always used to do things like getting you something to drink, for you. He was constantly jumping at every opportunity to do something nice. But all of a sudden he stopped. Now, after doing the small task yourself, you would return to find your boyfriend asleep.

And then he started to fall asleep with you right next to him. He would put on a movie or some music, then lay down on his bed or couch, and just minutes later he'd be out.

Another realization you have come to is that you didn't get to hear his soft snores anymore, which you used to adore so much. But that was likely because he didn't reach a deeper sleeping phase, right? That must be the reason, right?

Wrong.

One day you were coming over unannounced and that was when you saw it. While climbing up the stairs to Rodricks room you already called out a greeting, alarming your boyfriend of your presence. Like always, he threw himself straight onto his bed, closing his eyes.

What he hadn't realized, was that you were already able to see him from the position you were at.

And at that moment the self-doubt started. Did he not enjoy being around you? Was this his way of getting out of talking to you? Was he going to break things off?

Your thoughts kept spiraling, convincing you of the most horrible things imaginable. You felt hurt and tears were building up in your eyes embarrassingly fast. You had to sit down.

In the end, you came to the conclusion, that he never actually liked you and probably was making fun of you with his friends all along. Or he fell in love with someone new. Or he just decided one day that you were revolting. That must be it.

While you were drowning in self-doubt, Rodrick was getting impatient. Where was his kiss? Well, he knew he was probably pushing the limits a bit, but come on, that was no excuse for you to deprive him of his precious kisses.

Sneakingly opening one eye, he looked over at you, covering up his movements with a blatant fake yawn, trying to figure out what you were waiting for. What he wasn't anticipating, was to find you looking rather distraught, like you just saw a ghost and were about to start bawling at any moment.

Hastily he scrambles up and reaches for you.

"Baby, what's wrong? Oh my god don't cry, please don't cry." He was panicking. Rodrick had no idea how to comfort you. Now awkwardly petting your head. He was not prepared for this. Should he get his mom? She would surely know what to do. He didn't know how to console someone.

During his inner monologue, you were pulling away from him. "Why don't you like me anymore?" You sounded pathetic but were too upset to care about it right now.

Were you overreacting? Probably. But you're allowed to. Rodrick was your first everything. Your first real crush, your first real boyfriend, the first person you held hands with romantically, and your first kiss. You didn't know how to handle a situation like this, making everything quite overwhelming.

"What?" how the hell did you come up with that? He liked you, liked liked you. "Why would I be with you if I didn't like you? Who put this nonsense in your head? Was it Greg? I swear-"

"It was you! You don't like me anymore. What does your brother have to do with that?"

"Me?" What had he done to give you that impression, 'Come on Rodrick, think'.

"Yeah," sniffle "You don't want to spend time with me. And to think I was concerned for you! I was researching all the possible reasons for you to be so tired all the time. All while you were faking the whole time, solely to get out of hanging out with me! Why didn't you just say it outright? You coward!"

"That's not true!" Rodrick was nervous. How was he supposed to explain the real reason behind it all without making a fool out of himself? "We always still hung out after I woke up, so your theory doesn't even make sense. And I was always actually asleep!"

"That's not true. I literally just saw you throw yourself onto your bed the second you heard my voice."

"I was sleepwalking."

"Rodrick!"

"I wanted to scare you?" He was grasping at straws.

"Oh okay, that explains it all, sorry for the misunderstanding."

"Really? Great. So I was thinking we could- hey what are you doing?" Rodrick stopped in the middle of his sentence when he saw you standing up and crossing his room.

"I'm leaving. I can't force you to tell me the truth, but I also won't be sitting here playing 'happy relationship' with you."

You pulling away was the last thing Rodrick wanted, so he had no other option than, to tell the truth.

"No wait, I'm gonna explain. But it's embarrassing."

You cross your arms, still standing at the top of the stairs, ready to leave but again willing to hear him out.

He had no idea how to start.

„I just- how do I say this, look, you were right, I was fake sleeping.“

Honesty it is.

„Oh wow, I would have never been able to come up with this.“ You were indeed able to come up with this.

„But it was an accident, I swear!“

"Rodrick," You looked exhausted. "How the fuck do you fake sleep on accident?"

"It was an accident! At least the first time."

That doesn't explain much to you. The whole situation was still weird and confusing.

"So you just decided to make it a habit? And why were you fake sleeping in the first place?"

"The first time I had just woken up because I heard someone coming up the stairs. And because I was still in a daze from just taking a nap, I forgot our plans or that you were coming over. At least for a second. So when I heard footsteps I assumed it were my mom's and she was coming to bug me. So to avoid that, I acted like I was still asleep. Then I realized it was you, but before I could say something, you-"

"I?"

"You kissed me. And then I thought if you saw me sleeping again, you would also kiss me again, and you did. So I just continued acting asleep around you." Saying it out loud made him feel kind of ridiculous.

"Crazy suggestion, we are literally in a relationship, why didn't you just, I don't know, ask for a kiss?"

"Just ask?" he didn't believe that to be an option.

"Yeah. Like, 'Hey can I have a kiss?'."

"And then you would have kissed me?" It couldn't be that easy.

"Yeah? And you could also have had real kisses, rather than only ones on the cheek or forehead." Why was this so hard for him to grasp?

"Wow." He was still a mixture of skeptical and mindblown.

"So can we agree that from now on you just ask if you want something from me, instead of making me think you have some disease or lost interest in me?"

He nodded, still having a dazed, stupid look on his face.

"Thank you. And sorry getting so worked up over that."

But Rodrick was hardly listening to you, still stuck on the fact that he could just ask you for a kiss. He was pining over you for way too long, so now he had to sometimes remind himself that you were dating now. He had to try it out to believe it.

"Can I have a kiss?"

"Of course."

You lean over to give Rodrick a quick but sweet kiss.

"It worked, you kissed me."

Your boyfriend is an idiot. A cute idiot though.

#rodrick x reader #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick heffley x y/n #x reader #diary of a wimpy kid #fanfic #fluff #oneshot #reader insert #no use of y/n

[bluelovessjy]

Legal line reacting to his pregnant s/o

genre: fluff, angst

Warning: mention of sex, mention of abortion, teen pregnancy (please stay safe and be careful)

Heeseung

You two were having one of your usual home dates where you ate all kinds of junk, played games, watched movies...

However you were a little... Boring?

You complained that the smell of pizza made you nauseous and decided to eat a can of sardines you found in the enhypen dorm fridge.

You slept through the movie and when Heeseung woke you up you immediately ran to the bathroom because the sardine didn't suit you well.

For some reason you couldn't look at Jake's face who was forced to lock himself in his room because whenever he appeared you complained that he was irritating you for no reason.

"Babe what's gotten into you today? Jake is almost crying in the bedroom because you didn't let him take a piece of pizza you didn't even want to eat"

"Hee I'm not cool to argue right now" you said feeling your sickness returning

"I'm not fighting with you, I just want to understand what...." The boy couldn't finish the sentence because at the same time you just fainted.

You woke up in a hospital room, with no sign of your boyfriend. You pressed the button next to you to call the nurse and asked what happened

"Miss passed out, your boyfriend brought you to the hospital. By the way, Miss, it's very dangerous to go so long without eating while pregnant"

"Pregnant? Oh no no you must have me confused"

"Miss is Y/N right?"

"Right"

"Then there is no mistake, the miss is pregnant"

You barely had time to reason the information out when your boyfriend walked through the door with a huge basket and a balloon that said "Congratulations"

"Babe you woke up!"

"I'll leave you alone" the nurse left the room and Heeseung held her hand

"No no, don't say anything" he said handing you the basket "first of all, you have symptoms of anemia you know? You need to eat, there are a lot of cookies in the basket, I know you love them"

He arranged a lock of his hair that fell in his face and continued

"Second, when were you going to tell me you're pregnant?"

"Wait...so the nurse wasn't making fun of me? I really am..."

"OH GOD... Didn't you know? maybe that explains why you got sick of Jake's face"

"HEE FORGET JAKE I'M PREGNANT WHAT WILL THE COMPANY SAY?"

"no matter what the company says our family comes first" kiss your forehead "now hurry up and eat the cookies for our baby, my baby"

Jay

"then?" Jay asked you on the other side of the bathroom door.

Jay had forced you to take a pregnancy test after having a dream where you were pregnant, you tried to tell him that was bullshit but he refuted it with "my father dreamed that my mother was pregnant of me and I think I am very real" so there you were

"Done" you opened the door holding the test that still hadn't given any results "we have to wait 5 minutes"

He pulled you to sit on his lap, he rested his head on your chest where he could hear your heart beating

"Although I think it's absolute bullshit" you started ruffling his hair "what do we do if your dream is right?"

"Well, we'll have to buy a house first, we'll have to search for good nannies, create a plan with our tight schedules..."

"You speak so calmly"

"Oh no... I'm not at all calm, I'm terrified" he lifted his head to look at you "but I know you're going to be a wonderful mother and I'm going to do my best to do a good job like my father did "

"Would you prefer a boy or a girl?"

"I have no preference, I will pamper regardless of gender" he gave a light seal on his lips "although having a little you to pamper would make me incredibly in love"

"You have the profile of a jealous girl father"

"I have?"

"I can imagine you saying: PARK YEJI NO BOYFRIENDS UNTIL 45" you struggled to make a voice similar to his

"Yeji is not a bad name by the way"

"Look, 5 minutes"

And there was...

pregnant +2

"I guess we can consider Yeji then"

"My dreams never fail I'm telling you"

Jake

it was late at night

You and Jake were sitting face-to-face with your CEO, who had hurriedly arranged this meeting without specifying why.

Jake was so nervous about the situation that his hands wouldn't stop sweating for a minute, all that was going through his mind at the moment was the fear that this meeting would mean the end of your relationship. You held his hand under the table in hopes of giving him some support.

"I'm sorry for the scare I caused, but I needed to talk about it with you in private. Y/N has been feeling sick in rehearsals for a while, we requested a blood test to identify the reason for this malaise.... Well, this is the result of your exams"

Without further ado, your CEO just placed a folder on the table and asked you to open it. When you took the document and read it you immediately turned white, Jake took the paper from your hand to see what it means, and just like you he became static.

Pregnant

you were pregnant

"This can't be serious" you added "n-no way"

"come on, I don't need to explain to you how human reproduction works, we just need to have a conversation about how we're going to proceed from here"

You two were just dumbfounded, without the ability to reason at that moment. Realizing this your CEO gave you the next day off, so you could sort this out, and soon you two were back in your dorm.

The drive in the car was absolute silence and when Jake heard you saying you were going to take a shower he immediately grabbed your wrist.

"I know you are trying to postpone the conversation, please you are pregnant with my baby and we had no idea"

You nodded sitting on your bed, your eyes immediately met Jake's which sparkled like two diamonds.

"OH GOD I'M SO HAPPY" he yelled making you feel confused

Of course you knew Jake always wanted a family, and you talked about it sometimes, but always thinking about the distant future.

"Jake"

"You'll look so beautiful with a pregnant belly, and don't worry I'll go out at dawn to buy you anything you want to eat"

"Jake"

"And you don't have to worry I'll take the night shifts so you can sleep"

"Jake"

"We're going to need a house for the three of us, we can't live with our baby in our dorms"

"JAEYUN LISTEN TO ME" his attention was drawn to you "I don't know if I want to keep this"

"Oh... I see...... I'm sorry, that possibility didn't cross my mind"

"You're not mad?"

Jake went to you and laid you down carefully on your bed, lying next to you and rubbing your cheeks with his hands "Jagi I really want to have a family with you, you have no idea how happy that would make me, I know it would take a lot responsibility and sacrifice but I'm willing, I'm willing to sacrifice everything for our little family.... But you come first, you're my universe, my life, my everything"

he rose a little to stand above you and kiss you

" You are the most important thing in my life and I am willing to sacrifice our little family for your well being, I will not force you to be a mom just cause it is my dream, I want you to be a mother of my baby cause you want it"

You were so lucky to have him

"Are you going to take the night shifts?"

"And change all the diapers"

"Maybe... Maybe we can make it work" you said causing an explosion of happiness in the boy who gave you thousands of kisses and especially kisses on your belly

Sunghoon

"Is this some kind of prank?" Sunghoon asked after looking at the "pregnant +4" test you had given him.

"I wouldn't joke about it" you reply, Sunghoon walked tirelessly with his hands on his head.

"This can't be serious, when did..... OH SHIT... shit, shit SHIT"

"Hoon please yelling won't solve the problem"

"Yes I know, I'm sorry" he sat beside you on the bed, still running his hands through his hair, trying to control his breathing. You stood there in silence for what felt like centuries, until you were forced to break the silence.

"I want to keep him" that simple phrase was enough to make the boy freak out again.

"Do you realize what you just said? Do you understand the seriousness of this?"

"Yes I do, but i want to take that responsibility, it was our mistake and he doesn't have to pay for our mistake"

"Y/N understands "he" doesn't even have a conscience yet, it's not like he understands or suffers, it will happen if we decide to keep it and we can't handle it"

He noticed your features change as he finished the sentence, which made him give his hair a ruffle again.

"Hey... hey look I'm sorry" he pulled you into a hug "I love you, I love you more than anything in this world and of course I want to have a family with you" a pause to rub your cheek " I just... I don't want you to lose your life, your freedom, for our mistake"

The two of you exchanged tender, affectionate looks before he pulled you closer and kissed you on the forehead.

"Look... If you really want to have this baby I'll take my responsibility... I'll take care of you two"

#enhypen #enhypen legal line #kpop #enha smut #enhypen smut #enha x reader #enha fluff #enhypen x reader #enhypen x y/n #heeseung #lee heeseung #heeseung suggestive #jay #park jongseong #jay suggestive #jake #jake sim #sim jaeyun #sim jake #jaeyun #sunghoon #park sunghoon #sunghoon suggestive #jake suggestive

[minoment]

könig with tall a lover (they’re like the same height) how he react sfw and nsfw

(my first time requesting sorry if it’s kinda weird)

OK I AM SO EXITED FOR THIS ONE. I am 6'2" and I speak German so this is just perfect. I love writing for him since we are very similar so buckle up and MINORS DO NOT INTERACT since there's NSFW. I PUT THIS TOGETHER OVER TWO DAYS SORRY IF ITS KINDA SHIT. Thanks for the request Anon! <3

Pairing: König x GN!Reader

Type: Headcannons (SFW + NSFW)

Warnings (kinda): Sub needy König, dom reader, readers gender is unspecified, König is a shy sweetheart, mentions of war related things, praise kink, size kink, breath play, teasing, overstimulation?, manhandling, hair pulling, slight impact play?, reader could have a dick or a strap, oral sex (reader receiving) could be either readers dick getting sucked or readers pussy being eaten its up to you horny freaks, gentle and passionate relationship with no BDSM or hard sex because we must be nice to the Austrian cinnamon roll.

A/N: The NSFW will be dom!reader because we don't do that sub shit here 😋👏

König x Tall!Reader Headcannons

{NSFW FAR UNDER THE CUT, STILL MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI}

SFW:

When König first joined the KorTac company, he didn't think he would ever find someone as tall as him, but there you were.

You had greeted him professionally, shook his hand firmly and looked him straight in the eyes. He was so used to everyone gazing up at him so this eye contact instantly awoke something in him.

When you both weren't working, he would try and strike up a conversation despite his social anxiety. You found his attempts quite amusing to say the least and you two soon became inseparable.

KorTac enlistees had already been intimidated by your size and rank, but now there was another giant always one step behind you. This certainly re-enforced any sort of authority you had over your troops (and enemies).

This gave you quite the reputation, especially on missions. If there was anything to do with stealth or infiltration, you would sigh and pull him aside as other more... fitting candidates were chosen.

Although, you always kept each other company and your combined prowess in battle was a major force to be reckoned with. Especially when it came to intimidation and brute force.

You two were close friends and soon König was comfortable about sharing his past, his social anxiety, joining the Kommando Spezialkräfte in the 1st Platoon, failing to become a sniper, his deployment in Berlin, joining KorTac... absolutely everything.

Soon after, you told him your story and how you ended up here. This created a deep level of trust and comfort between the two of you.

This deep emotional connection, trust, and inseparability soon turned into the both of you falling head over heels for each other. König was the one to confess first in a rather flustered moment of panic. You had just laughed and hugged him tight.

In public, you both kept your relationship purely professional but when you were alone, physical and verbal affection was everything. Kissing and cuddling was the best thing on earth with König. He was like a big, flustered, teddy bear who wanted nothing more than to make you happy.

You both came back muddy and exhausted from training one evening, dropping your gear by the door of your shared dorm before competitively sprinting to claim who showered first. You won and quickly got in, laughing at König's muffled German curses from outside the door.

"Oh mein Gott! Let me shower with you, i'm cold!" He whined sheepishly outside the door.

"Nope!" You snickered, quickly finishing in the bathroom before walking out in undergarments. You flopped onto your bed and gave him a grin. "Go right ahead." You teased playfully.

König rolled his eyes and disappeared into the bathroom. You were so exhausted that you were already half asleep when he was finished. You two didn't bother saying anything else, he just wriggled under the covers with you and wrapped his large frame around your equally broad one. Placing your hand on the back of his head, you both fell asleep in a big, messy bear hug.

NSFW:

If we had to give König a label, he would be a switch (leaning submissive) bottom. A very soft and gentle one at that. Due to his nature and history, he would be into passionate and gentle sex rather than rough.

He would love being praised and comforted, definitely a pillow prince with a praise kink.

Your similar size to him would also be a huge turn on. The fact that you can easily manhandle him into whatever position you wanted, would make him whine and blush.

He would be quite shy to initiate any sort of sexual activity and it made him feel a little ashamed. (HES SUCH A POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW I WANNA SNUGGLE HIM AHSGJHDGIU)

Definitely into gentle hair pulling, whether its pulling his head back to whisper sinful praise in his ear as you thrust into him or gently guiding his head down as he gives you head.

Both of you have an incredible amount of stamina and can easily go multiple rounds and even all night.

He's quite impatient and can't handle being teased. It would either end up with him quickly taking what he wants (usually ending up with a gentle smack on his inner thigh from you), or he gets teary-eyed and starts whinily begging for you to please him. Of course you can't resist.

You had come out of the shower, steam rising from your muscled, toned body. König gulped, his eyes flicking over your form as he pretended to be half asleep. He had already showered and was barely clothed under the sheets. You got under the duvet and slid a hand up his bare back, knowing damn well he wasn't asleep.

König let out a muffled squeak as he felt your hands wrap around his waist, pulling him close and tight. He could feel your breath of his nape and he shivered, already becoming aroused. Your large calloused hand ran up his chest and rested on his collarbone, pulling him closer so your breath fanned over his ear. König straight up whimpered and it made you smirk.

"Ha.. w-what are you doing-?" He said softly, desperately holding onto your arm around his waist. You laughed fondly, pressing a kiss to his neck as the tension was broken. He shivered and leaned into your touch, grateful for your warmth.

"Nothing.." You replied, moving your hand downwards ever so slightly. König let out a shaky sigh and closed his eyes.

"Bitte- if you're going to... fuck me. Stop teasing me and do it~" he whimpered. You chuckled, gently reaching down with one hand to grab both his wrists and firmly hold them against his chest. Your other hand snuck down into his boxers, making him lean his head back onto your shoulder with a soft gasp.

Soon enough he was pleading and moaning, his hot breath against your ear as your fingers ran up and down his slick cock. His gasps and whines were enough to make you want to bend him over and finish him right here, but you held back.

"A-ah~ please- please my love~" He cried out, rocking his hips into your tight fist. "Heilige Scheiße~ I need to c-cum.. please~" He gasped brokenly, right next to your ear. You relished in his desperation but nodded, rubbing your thumb roughly over his weeping tip and down the thick veins of his length.

"You may cum sweetheart.." You purred softly, pressing a kiss to his jawline. You couldn't help but lean down and suckle on his sweetspot, leaving a dark hickey on his neck and marking him as yours.

König lost his mind, throwing his head back onto your shoulder as he let out unintelligible strings of curses in broken German and English. He soon released, letting out a lewd cry as he reached his peak and shot ropes of white all over your hand.

You gently stroked him, letting him come down as he shivered and whispered soft "thank you"s over and over again like a prayer. He rolled over to face you and buried his blushing form against your chest. You sighed then smiled fondly, cleaning off your hand with your nearby towel before hugging him tight. König was already asleep, snuggling into your warmth. You pressed one last kiss to his forehead and fell into a deep sleep beside him.

#könig #könig mw2 #könig x reader #sub konig #sub könig #dom reader #sub character #gn reader #call of duty #modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #call of duty x you #call of duty mw2 #call of duty x reader #sub call of duty #sub mw2 #i love this man #i love him so much #fuck #feeding the simps #lawd have mercy

[enoe-of-noen]

Better than me

Contains: Insecure Gender Neutral!Mc, OM! Beelzebub, hurt/comfort, lotta words, poor writing :/

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Mc looked at their test score. “Woah, a 64? That’s not too bad!” Their seat mate smiled, noticing Mc’s furrowed brows. “..what’d you get?” Mc stared at them with their cold eyes, making their seat mate shiver. “U-uhm! A-a…a 95..” Mc took a breath and smiled. “Good for you,” the teacher dismissed them and Mc waved them adieu.

“Mc! Mc!” A newspaper member walked up to them with sparkles in their eyes. “Yes?” “I made it into the art contest!! They actually liked my art!” Mc chuckled at their enthusiasm, pushing back their intruding thoughts. “That’s wonderful, I was confident in you anyways.” The member grinned before running off to their next class.

“…” Mc silently walked to their next class; looking down at the doodles on their paper. “Art…” They tapped their pencil on the paper repeatedly, before groaning. “I’m not even good, why should I bother thinking about it?”

“Mc?” Satan’s voice whispered. Mc turned to look at him with a raised brow. “Yes?” Satan pointed at Mc’s bouncing leg with concern. “You look troubled, something the matter?” Mc sighed, calming their leg down. “It’s nothing important, Tanny.” Satan wasn’t convinced but returned to writing notes. Mc huffed and looked at the clock, waiting for the day to be over with.

At lunch, Mc found themselves alone outside. “A beautiful day..heh, and here I am sulking on my mediocre skills.” They sniffled and took a bite of their food. “God, I’m pathetic..”

“Mc?” The voice made Mc jump and whip their head to the sound. “Oh, Beelzeburg, hey,” they smiled. “I’m not, uhm, annoying you by being here, right?” “Not at all, if anything, I need the company.” Mc scooted and made room for Beelzebub on the bench. “You still hungry? I don’t feel like eating,” they offered their lunch. “Thank you,” he took it with a small smile.

They sat in silence for a minute before Beel spoke. “Mc, are you..okay? Ever since this morning you’ve looked down.” Mc’s eyes went wide. “Oh, h-have I? Sorry, Beel, you don’t need to worry about it, I swear. Just…thoughts.”

“Thoughts?” Mc nodded at his confusion. “What..what thoughts?” He stopped eating, giving Mc his full attention. “Sometimes, I have these..thoughts. Thoughts that tell me I’m not good enough, that everyone is better than me.” Mc took a shaky breath, Beel’s hand placing itself on their back.

“I can’t get a stupid test mark higher than 70%, every art/craft I create is trash compared to actual artists, I stress about such stupid, little things, and the fact…” They sniffed. “The fact…I’m just human…” A tear fell from their eye. “I’m sorry, Beel, you probably don’t want to hear this,” they wiped their cheek.

“…I don’t mind. I like hearing your voice. And..it makes me feel useful to you,” he held their hand. “I can’t really help with those, but Mc, I love your art. I love your effort in practically everything. I love your drive to succeed. I love being here for you.” Mc sniffled. “I love you.”

Mc had slow tears falling from their cheeks. “I love the fact you’re human. That you allow yourself to be vulnerable. That you trust me,” Beel hugged them tightly. “I hope I can help you more, you’re very important to me, Mc.”

“Oh Beel..” Mc sobbed into his shoulder, clutching his shirt. “Mc, I love you. I know that there are people better than you, but, that doesn’t mean you’re any less amazing.” Beelzebub continued rubbing their back gently until they calmed.

“Thanks, Beel…I l-love you too.” Mc smiled, holding Beelezebub tighter. “No problem, Mc.” Beelzebub returned the smile. Lunch ended and Beelzebub led Mc to a bathroom to wash up, waiting outside patiently. “I’m done, let’s go,” Mc took Beelzebub’s hand before walking off.

“I’ll always have those days where I’m down in the dumps, but at least I’ll have you there by my side for as long as you can.”

Mmm could always be better.

#obey me drabble #obey me comfort #obey me mc #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #om! beel #om! beelzebub #om! shall we date #not entirely proud #obey me satan #om! satan #obey me beelzebub x mc #gender neutral mc

[milomilesmib]

Little bit of wisdom for y'all; basically all you need to do to create a gender is identify the following:

1. What the gender feels like

2. What it's called

3. What the flag looks like

4. What umbrellas it falls under (trans, non binary, pocketgender, etc.)

5. What the culture of the gender is like

Got all that figured out, or even just one or two of those? Great job, you've made a gender. Is it ever gonna be recognised on an LGBTQ wiki? Probably not. But have you made a gender? Yeah. Is there a possibility it already exists but with a different name? Yes, but why would you let that stop you? Isn't everything we create just a soup of a bunch of what we already know with a little bit of spice added in? We do it with art and literature, why not gender?

Before anyone goes "bUt YoU cAn'T jUsT mAkE uP a GeNdEr" literally what's stopping me. What. Nothing. Fucking nothing. Social pressures? Who's that? Never heard of them. Life doesn't fucking matter. Make up a gender.

Watch I'll make one right now. It's called beastgender and it's the gender of not giving a shit about gender and knowing damn well it's a social construct. Its flag is black, neon red, and magenta with a fucking realistic tooth in the middle cause I like biting people. The culture is saying that gender is a scheme made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms and making up genders randomly. It falls under the trans, non binary, and pocketgender umbrellas.

I can say I'm beastgender and people can't do anything about it. If they tell me I can't do it then I just say fuck you yes I can. Nothing's stopping me from being beastgender.

Also: gender and pronouns aren't the same. You can be a cis guy who presents masculinely and use she/they. You can be mega androgynous and identify as transmasc and use she/her. Unless you live in a place where doing this can get you in trouble, the only thing stopping you is your own anxiety.

This is the knowledge I will give you all, whether you're cis, trans, questioning, anyone who hasn't yet discovered that gender isn't fucking real and you can be whatever gender you want. Fuck society. Go identify as a duck. Nothing's stopping you but your own internalised oppression. You've got this.

#tw cursing #gender #lgbt #lgbtq #trans #transgender #non binary #pocketgender #genderpunk #queer #2slgbtqia+ #rambles #shitpost #thoughts #beastgender #fuck it it has a tag now #spread the beastgender agenda y'all #random thoughts

[scruplescripture]

i never watched adventure time but that nightmaro (?) one has gender. or lack thereof idk pronouns

“Gender is a scam created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms”

-post I saw earlier today

[cogitoergofun]

“Governor Ron DeSantis has inflicted deep and lasting damage upon our state, eroding the fundamental rights of our residents and visitors while exploiting the word ‘free’ as a hollow campaign slogan,” said Nadine Smith, executive director of Equality Florida.

“We understand everyone must weigh the risks and decide what is best for their safety, but whether you stay away, leave or remain we ask that you join us in countering these relentless attacks,” she added. “Help reimagine and build a Florida that is truly safe for and open to all, and where freedom is a reality, not a hollow campaign slogan.”

The group warned LGBT+ people traveling to the state last month after the governor advanced a sweeping set of policies targeting LGBT+ people, particularly transgender youth, that have echoed in state legislatures across the US.

Other advisories followed from the League of United Latin American Citizens and the NAACP, two of the oldest and largest civil rights advocacy groups in the US. The Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s largest LGBT+ political advocacy group, also has joined Equality Florida’s advisory.

“Since the day he took office, Governor DeSantis has weaponized his position to weave bigotry, hate, and discrimination into public law for his own political gain,” Human Rights Campaign president Kelley Robinson said in a statement this week.

[...]

Since entering the governor’s office, Mr DeSantis has restricted honest discussion of race and racism in schools and in the workplace, prohibited classroom discussion of issues related to gender and sexuality, and signed measures targeting LGBT+ people and their healthcare, abortion rights, immigrants, voting rights, and constitutionally protected speech.

On 17 May, Mr DeSantis approved a slate of bills that restrict affirming healthcare for transgender minors, threaten drag shows, forbid people from using bathrooms that match their gender identity, and prevent people from using their chosen pronouns at schools.

The legislation follows administration policy restricting gender-affirming care for trans people in the state over the objections of major health organisations and LGBT+ advocates.

One law creates a new informed consent process that requires trans patients 18 and older to see a physician in person for gender-affirming healthcare, which will likely prohibit many trans adults from using telehealth or relying on other health providers such as nurse practitioners for their care.

That ambiguity has left health providers and legal analysts unclear how to navigate the law, which could prompt providers to stop providing gender-affirming care altogether, for patients of any age, according to LGBT+ advocates.

Mr DeSantis also recently expanded a measure labelled by opponents as the “Don’t Say Gay” law prohibiting classroom instruction on issues related to gender and sexuality, which critics argue will have a chilling effect on LGBT+ people in schools as part of an effort to erase LGBT+ people from public life.

Another recently signed law targeting immigration voids out-of-state driver’s licenses for people without proof of citizenship and bars municipalities from using state money to issue identification cards for undocumented immigrants, and most companies in the state must verify whether their patients are living in the country legally.

Immigration advocates warn that such measures will devastate the state’s construction, restaurant and agricultural industries that rely on immigrant workers.

Florida hospitals that accept Medicaid will also be required to collect their patients’ immigration statuses, which LULAC warns will place an “unjust ethical burden on providers administering necessary medical care and perpetuates discrimination based on immigration status.”

[uwuowotf2waslife]

I saw the baby headcannon and I was wondering what gender of baby the mercs would have if they give off girl/boy dad vibes etc. etc.

Oh well ..

Although Scout gives soccer dad vibes, secretly he wishes for a girl because he is done swimming in testosterone all of his life ( mofo grew up with seven brothers, after PE house smelled like a gas station bathroom )

Soldier is a firm believer of gender is a construct made from toilet companies to sell more toilets so yea, he doesnt give a hoot.

Pyro on the other hand , they couldnt care less but little girls princess clothes speak to them in a way that no matter the gender, the bebe is wearing princess costumes to walmart because reasons.

Demo would like a boy the same way your dog loves to swim in mud and pigshit after a bath, it feels natural. He aint a macho man but he things girly activities dont include bombings and swordfights ( he knows jack about the female biology)

Heavy knows how to take care of bebes , especially girls (big brother starterpack) but on the other hand hed like a som because he thinks his genes would create a Zhanna.2 and he cant live with another soldier-tier brother in law.

Engie would like a baby boy because he is a ranch dad and he thinks a girl might not fair well in the presence of horse caca and heavy machinery, but he doesnt mind that much.

Medic would prefer a boy because he thinks he is a bit too old to go through the hussle of girl-rearing. Wont really push it but hell smile wider than a fratboy eating his first edible if his partner has a boy. (Jokes on him itll be twin girls, girl power).

Sniper is a loner by heart so he doesnt care that much about gender, just he prays his kid(s) never throw parties in the house. He can deal with play dates and playground parties but he will have a aneurysm if he has to deal with snotty packs of kids in his house.

Spy will say that he wants a boy because he only produces Cassanovas and thats not lady-like but in truth, he much would rather have a well behaved, elegant daughter than a punk son (you know who)

#tf2 fandom #tf2 imagines #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #tf2 parents #fluff to cure the sad #mod uwu

[rewritingcanon]

Wait, what? JK Rowling is bigoted? What did she do/say?

she’s a terf and her takes on feminism and what women need are poo and delluded asf. she claims she’s protecting cis women’s rights to single sex “safe spaces” and completely disregards how trans women are horridly abused no matter what space they take up, not cis women. shes so afraid of a “man using the womens bathrooms” as if this is the peak crux of women’s issues. im not kidding shes genuinely obsessed with gatekeeping whatever she defines as being ‘a woman.’

terfs are dumb bcuz they dont even realise that trans people and the opening of gender constructs LITERALLY HELP WOMENS LIBERATION 😭😭 like???? the arbitrary definition of ‘what a woman is’ will never not be harmful for women considering its steeped in western conservative ideology because thats literally where our preconceptions of gender come from??? i can go into how other countries viewed trans people pre-colonisation but i won’t (but i will if asked). “woman = vagina” is not a satisfactory argument on any means and is quite frankly bullshit

i seriously dont get terfs. gatekeeping feminism from any person has never EVER done anyone any good, since the birth of it only prioritised rich white women. now terfs wanna think theyre smart for judging what experiences people have are ‘womanly’ enough. and this is all in the pov of what can benefit cis women, mind you. because terfs genuinely dgaf about what happens to trans women when they’re forced into male spaces, like bathrooms or prisons or changing rooms or what-have-you. they like to deflect blame when they end up getting abused or killed or raped.

also jkr’s books are racist and antisemetic and i haven’t heard any address from her about that so… talkinf about her tragic representation in her books will be a whole other essay. here’s the abridged version (that leaves stuff out bcuz i cant be bothered getting into all of it):

cho chang. as in the name. which is supposed to be chinese but…. is definitely not… chinese..

slavery plotline with the house elves ‘not wanting to be emancipated.’ bruh.

antisemitism through portrayal of the goblins

werewolves being connected to aids. bruhhh.

every single fat person in the series literally being evil asf 😭😭👎

other people can add to this list bcuz i know theres more but its 2am and i have so much homework to do and im sleepy 😭🙏

i know lots of people shit on all of this for good reason, but tbh i think the shit shes perpetuating irl, the transphobic companies shes donating to as a billionaire, and the ‘safe spaces’ shes creating for like-minded bigots is a bit more concerning.

#and shes a zionist. to top it off. basically every gross thing lolz #i just let out a shaky sigh after writing all of that LMFAO 😭 #anti jkr #jkr #jk rowling #harry potter #hp #ask #anon #rewriting #im not reading this shit back to make sure it makes sense so. i hope it makes sense 😭 #im fist fighting the air imagining the terfs rn. theyre so DUMB theyre setting women BACK how can they not SEE THATTTT

[saulwexler]

if 30 rock and bcs/brba characters had to meet each other what would they say/do

someone studied my header;) obsessed with this

Kenneth & Chuck

Kenneth is really the perfect match for Chuck. He does every errand, he's comfortable with high-strung perfectionists, and he would take experimental EHS drugs to test their side effects. Like Jimmy probably wouldn't need to be paid. Unlike Jimmy, Kenneth cannot tell a lie. As the Hill People say, "Parcell gaw say del go up de saw say."

Jack & Kim

Kim would be the perfect mentee for Jack - she has the perfect combination of drive, intelligence, humility and chaos (D.I.H.C.).

Best Jack advice? "what tragedy happened in your life that you insist upon punishing yourself with all this mediocrity". Kim would be immediately shamed out of Florida (which is basically a prison population. It's America's Australia) and climb the corporate ladder.

Liz & Kim

They would absolutely meet at a hotdog stand (or the dog house?) and bond over yelling at line-cutters. What, he thinks there's two lines and we're all in this line? He's the only genius who got in the other line? Can you believe this guy?

They agree on most things, like how valentine's day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. Sadly their friendship would be short lived (both of them need a chaotic bestie).

Jenna & Jimmy

Oh my. It looks like we’ve got a slut off on our hands.

These two would be so chaotic together I think they'd be inseparable. The carvel cake scam? the kleptomania relapses? constantly hatching revenge schemes? screaming in bathrooms?? People are constantly underestimating their intelligence, maybe because they got their degrees from oceanic colleges with dubious accreditation statuses. Plus Jenna needs a shady lawyer.

Jimmy has a soft spot for blond con-women,  “They’re calling us ‘James,’ which is a combination of ‘Jenna’ and ‘James.'” but I think they would be strictly platonic.

Tracy & Jimmy

Tracy is a wife guy and when he heard about the breakup would bestow marriage advice: "Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you’re science. Tell her, Jimmy!" Kim would never have divorced him.

#theres so many others fdsafdsa I want to add to this #30 rock #bcs

[flowerscentedartist]

Ink: What is gender?

Killer: It's a scam created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

#undertale #undertale au #sans the skeleton #sans #incorrect quotes #killer sans #killer #ink sans #ink

[spinarak-bite]

gender was created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms and no one can convince me otherwise

anyways, I got called a girl today and I cried

#spinarak man #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokemon #pokemon roleplay #pokemon rp #real pokemon #rotomblr

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

Pyro: They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this was was true?! Me: Gender is a scam created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms! Pyro: SEE????!

#shitpost #hazbin hotel

[aikrathecat]

This is the last one I swear

Vee: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Hunter: We could attack them with hummus.

Vee: I stand corrected.

Hunter: Just keeping things in perspective

---------------

Edric: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Amity: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Luz I just think she's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Later that night*

Amity, very much awake: Uh oh.

-------------------

Amity: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Amity: What an idiot.

Amity: *realizes it's Luz*

Amity: Wait, that's MY idiot!

--------------------

Luz: Gender is a scam created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms!

#the owl house #luz noceda #toh incorrect quotes #lumity #amity blight #vee noceda #hunter wittebane

[newsfromstolenland]

I don't think I can fully put into words the irreparable harm that the psychiatric system in canada has done to me and many others

I want to talk about this, so for the purpose of organizing my thoughts I'm going to sort this into three parts: psych wards, substances, and the concept of functioning

Psych wards: I've known people who have had positive experiences in psych wards. but for the most part, I have heard of many negative experiences. in the interest of privacy for others, I will be basing this off of my own negative experience.

psych wards remove a significant amount of people's autonomy. most people can't leave without clearance from a doctor. there are cameras everywhere. rooms and bathrooms are often strictly gendered. phones, computers, and tablets are usually not allowed. personal items are limited and highly scrutinized, as is personal clothing. transphobia, racism, ableism, homophobia, and misogyny are rampant.

I was in a psych ward when I was 15. at the time I was a trans boy. because I refused to stay in a "girls" room, and they refused to put me in a "boys" room, they instead put me in the psychiatric intensive care unit with the adults because the rooms weren't gendered there.

In the psychiatric intensive care unit, there are cameras in the common area, bedrooms, and bathroom. every time you change or use the bathroom, you are monitored and recorded.

the staff regularly misgendered me, and refused to let me keep even an mp3 player.

the result is being imprisoned, having your privacy invaded, being misgendered and disrespected, losing your autonomy, being isolated from the world, and being stripped of any comfort items.

Substances: there's a lot to be said about the way substances are viewed in psychiatry. first of all, the use of non prescribed substances is vilified. even smoking weed is stigmatized, let alone using other substances. self-medication is treated as reckless behaviour, rather than an impact of a failed medical system. recreational substance use is treated as a moral failing. I once had a psychiatrist threaten to take me off of my medications unless I stopped smoking weed (and no, it was not because my meds interacted badly with weed). of course, all this meant was that I never told her the truth about my substance use again.

second, prescriptions are not given in an adequate way. there is a combination of over prescribing and under prescribing, neither of which are safe. for example, people are denied necessary prescriptions if doctors identify so-called "drug seeking behaviour". people are denied medical marijuana due to stigma. medical marijuana is also denied by places like CAMH, and instead significantly more dangerous drugs are prescribed. not so coincidentally, CAMH receives lots of funding from pharma companies, and not from medical marijuana companies. when I was in a psych ward, I had a prescription for a medication taken as needed when I had panic attacks. rather than giving it to me accordingly, I was given double the dose regularly three times a day. unsurprisingly, I became addicted to it and only recently (7 years later) managed to stop using it beyond when it was needed. on the other hand, when my ex was in a psych ward, they were denied their medical marijuana.

The concept of functioning: I've been a patient/client of quite a few psychiatrists and therapists over the years, and something that has come up a lot has been the concept of functioning. Being considered a functioning member of society is extremely arbitrary, but under a colonial capitalist system it typically comes down to working full time and building/maintaining a nuclear family. Obviously this is inherently harmful as a goal to set for mentally ill people, and creates feelings of self-loathing when we are unable to achieve it.

the mental health field's focus on neurodivergent people becoming "functioning" is not done for our benefit, the goal is not for us the function how we want to. the goal is for us to be able to work all our lives and contribute to capitalism.

I'm not trying to say that the mental health system never does any good. I now have the necessary medications to not struggle for every second of my life. my point is that many parts of our psychiatric system are harmful, exploitative, and dehumanizing.

something needs to change, and fast, or more people are going to be hurt by this

#mine #mental health #mental healthcare #healthcare #psych wards #psychiatry #medications #substances #addiction #psych wards tw #substances tw #addiction tw #ask to tag

[aro-bird]

Hey, I should've probably made a post about this when the controversy first started but it's better late than never I guess. There's been some discourse on twitter about this, mostly from non-native Filipinos, so I have to say: Stop trying to say that the Filipino sapphic McDonald's commercial was just taking advantage of Filipinos.

Look, I understand that it's so easy to try to go "rAinBoW cAPiTaliSm!!!" on companies when you see them creating content for the queer community especially if the company doesn't really have a good track record. Hypocrisy is absolutely a thing you should point out especially when companies trying to capitalize on the groups they refuse to support. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT SHIT YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

If you're not aware, the Philippines has an awful homophobic and transphobic culture where, like a lot of Asian countries, they would tolerate you being gay but wouldn't accept you. It's not uncommon for people to get their identities erased by their families, their queerness forced into the closet, and family making suggestions to force you to be cishet. Not only that, but if you were public about being queer, you would either be mocked or harassed with some incidents possibly escalating to violence.

This culture of bigotry has created a push to make laws to prevent discrimination against people based on their sexuality or gender identity in the form of the SOGIE bill. The thing is, this law constantly gets push back from religious groups and even some members of the cishet majority since they don't understand what the law entails and think that the gays just want to hurt the "nuclear family".

You wanna know how bad it's been for the SOGIE bill? An anti-discrimination bill was first officially proposed in 2004 and none has had approval since. In February 2023, there was a news report that even uncovered a large disinformation campaign that was trying to spread lies about the current SOGIE bill so people would be against it passing into law. These were mostly spearheaded by Christian Evangelical groups that had had a stranglehold on queer rights in the country for decades.

There has also been a constant pushback against queer people and loud discrimination against them even on a societal level. Stories like that of Gretchen Custudio Diez who was a transwoman that had been arrested for trying to use the bathroom may have been given a transphobic spin by the larger anti-queer disinformation campaign, but there's still so many people that either mocked and ridiculed her before they heard anything else about the story besides "transwoman gets arrested for using the bathroom." I vividly remember my otherwise pretty supportive mother making jabs at it and even spouting some transphobic rhetoric before I had to correct her, and she's not really the type to be obsessed over Facebook or Twitter.

McDo creating this commercial is controversial and yes, could be considered pandering, but you need to get it into your head that the Philippines has different cultures and social issues from the fucking west. The Philippines may be listed as "one of the most gay friendly countries in the world" but that is such a gross understatement of the truth here. The Philippines is gay-tolerant, not gay-friendly, and anything that tries to normalize any gay relationship outside of queers being used as a punchline or some emotional sideplot gets criticized to hell and back.

The amount of sapphic Filipinos and other queer Filipinos that found joy, comfort, and hope because of this commercial could also not be understated. I've seen so many tweets and posts about how happy and represented they felt even with such a short ad and you shitting on that is just such a dick move, especially if you yourself aren't a Filipino who grew up and/or lives in the Philippines.

As much as I hate capitalism, corporations actually showing public support for the queer community is extremely necessary here since it normalizes queer people. In this day and age where not only do queer Filipinos barely even have rights but the global queerphobic right has definitely been influencing the Filipino internet which may even endanger any bit of progress queer activists had made for the past few decades, corporations being on the side of the community is super fucking important.

If you haven't seen the commercial yet, here's a link to the video. McDo has also made a more subtle mlm commercial before that you can watch here.

#mayaposts #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia+ #philippines #queer rights #gay rights #pride #queerphobia #homophobia #transphobia #mcdonalds #rainbow capitalism #filipino queer #filipino