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“why can’t we just sacrifice the billionaires”
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passionate-stalker · 2 years
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queerism1969 · 2 years
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college-funnyquotes · 2 years
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Professor: *makes a mistake*
Class: *laughs*
Professor, offended: “This is abuse to the elderly. At least I don’t laugh when I look at your quizzes.”
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ra ra rasputin lovers make a better queen
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have you ever panicked talk so the other person wouldn't know that you are depressed af and went through serious existential crisis just a minute ago?
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murasaki-cha · 2 years
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My little sister, a gen Alpha: You ever imagined a person that is a song writer that is depressed and in the begining his music is very melodic sound but now it’s just potatoes
Me, a gen Z: *finally fearing the new generation*
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bluecrusadearcade · 2 years
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I thought high-school would be easy peazy lemon squeezy but instead it's stressed depressed lemon zest
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sorry i zoned out
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bloodsuckingviolet · 2 years
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"no subject is uncomfortable if you ignore it and pretend every bad thing is fine to avoid having a real conversation"
-the parenting technique of adults who "raised" generation z
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fepearl19 · 11 months
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While making my business PowerPoint, I created a quote of perfection.
-A.F
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“as much as i love having my anxiety medication, i actually think i’m funnier when i’m mentally unstable”
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always--bored1 · 1 year
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My sister today: "but imagine meeting me after I've gone to therapy"
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fictionalnation · 2 years
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The Gen Z urge to call coworkers babe, bestie, gorg, and sweety
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college-funnyquotes · 11 months
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Boy, do I have some quotes I saved a while ago
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Teacher, at lunch pushing around a trash can: y'all got trash?
Student: Mr, you should throw yourself in there
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Student: It's different when you smack ya bois
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A, from across the room: I need heeeelllp
B: You need a hoe?
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Student: Hey, how much for a blunt?
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Student: Mr, what does this button do?
Student-teacher: Idk just don't touch it
Students: I've already pressed it like 10 times
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A: [Talking about their dad]
B, tryna cheer them up: Your dad never said he didn't care for you—
C: my dad barely talks to me
B: shut up, I can see why.
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A: miss, the board—
B: miss, I'm bored
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P.E. Teacher, talking about the opposing team: they won because they were in a straight line.
A: straight lin— see, B, this is why you're gay!
B: wh-
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A: don't you have a boyfriend?
Teacher: yea-
B: I thought you were gay
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Student-teacher: I'm an old man
Student: you're 20—
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Student: you laugh like a Windex wiper
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A, a male student: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. I'M PREGNANT AND B'S THE FATHER
B: WHAT
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Teacher: Why are you eating nachos with a spork?
Student, panicking: uh... I'm Asian—
tag yourself I’m the button one
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AP student just asked what 2/2 is
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