#gays can’t do math

[going-to-superhell]

Gotta look cute so they forget I don’t know basic maths

#this is a joke i only don’t know my times tables #also i’m gay so by law i can’t to math #shitpost #/j #unintelligible goblin noises #chaoscore #chaotic bastard #cryptidcore #cryptid #feralcore #i’m gay and i can’t do math

[thecrimsondandelion]

We’ve seen the revival of two Dan and Phil channels in 6 months. Truly blessed

#or 5 months. it was October 15th. so close enough to six unless I can’t do maths. but I’m gay I never claimed to be good at that #dan and phil #Dan and Phil crafts #Dan and Phil games

[ko0l-k1dd0]

Physically in 2023

Mentally in 2020 writing fan fiction with hot pink glittery gel pen in math class.

(The image below is directly copied from my green butterfly notebook. I went home and put it into my notes app because I thought it was literary genius)

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #johnny cade #dallas winston #stay gold #2020 was a rough year for all of us #I was gay and sad #might fuck around and buy more gel pens #missing the era of everything written with sparkles #angst? #why was i like that #mental illness #probably #bisexual girlies love the outsiders #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #this is the reason I can’t do math #why are fractions so hard #what even is long division

[ganonfan1995]

I meant the half hour not a quarter ajdjdjdjf

But u get it

#25 cents is a quarter but im gay and can’t do math

[shekeepsmeworms]

Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess

#like both sides of my family are either Irish catholic. converted assimilation catholic. or part Jewish but raised catholic. #but my mom read the Boston glob report so I wasn’t baptized or anything and despite her born again phase I’ve never really been religious #so the thought of growing up in that environment is like I can’t imagine the pressure oh my god #like I’ve had Mormon friends and have some friends who were raised homeschool Christian married young and all and like #i don’t know it’s just wild how different our lives are like I’ve got a problems and def inherited the guilt complex thing for sure but like #I also never got told to submit to anyone or that god was watching #or to be modest or any of the purity stuff beyond normal patriarchy stuff #like I’m not saying my life is better but I didn’t do church after age 5 and only go to funeral masses so I like the comfort of like #doing sign of cross and saying Hail Mary and all bc it provides structure for grief but beyond that I can’t imagine living with all of that #these are very long tags with no real point beyond wow. that’s literally bananas to me. but did I mention I’m a little drunk #and even then my family isn’t like hardcore catholic. my grandma and her siblings skipped church to get donuts bc no farm work on Sunday #and my dad grew up like doing fasted mass and everything but heard the 2000s Harvey milk speech and realized gay ppl are okay #and then rest of extended dads side is like catholic but vote blue and think human rights are good and all #my mom has a student who’s like very traditional catholic like she was trying to teach him math and whatever #and the live coverage of waiting for pope confirmation was on tv the whole time #and he fights with her about evolution and learning about the existence of other religions and everything #so I guess even in my own family like. everyone’s down with basic science and civil liberties which is even weirder for me I guess #like not even among fundamentalists like just regular Catholics I’ve had a pretty liberal upbringing re faith. it’s just wild to me #to see the differences of worldview #and even non religion stuff was pretty liberal overall despite living in pretty red area. idk it’s just wild how different life can be

[ickypuppi3]

at this point i need stranger things characters ages and the grades they were in made into a spreadsheet because it’s too confusing

#if anyone says it’s not #i’ll cry #it is because i can’t do maths !! #and no one has a birthday !! #apart from the gay williams ?? #and apparently robin #idk who else #man this is stressful #i was trying to have a peaceful shower and it got out of hand

[lady3pod]

I have spent almost twenty years trying to convince myself that I can enjoy math if I try hard enough. It’s not working.

Ig being able to drive as a queer person will get you there. No queer person can do both.

#I’m gay and I can’t do math #college #math #i cri evry tiem

[lale-txt]

taking emotional damage every time i read a fic and someone describes a man in his early 30 as “old” or “middle-aged” or as if they were close to retiring like pls i’m begging you

not everyone can be a dilf and that’s fine; but you have to stop acting like everyone past the age of 21 is old as times

#lale.txt #this is why i raaarely read stuff from writers i don’t know #i know someone 34 is TWICE your age when you’re only 18 but still THAT IS NOT OLD #actually that’s not true after typing it in my calculator #confirmed: gays can’t do math #but my point still stands #they are not old 🥲

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

top 5 places to have a date:

maths catch-up session

in the ditch behind art block where a year 7 got suspended for smoking weed

chemistry lesson

headteacher’s office

pastoral meeting

#pk;m flip #pk;m shy #so queer society and maths catch-up are on the same day #our friend is having problems with some of the content we’re learning and wants some help but she also wants to go to queer soc #her excuse for prioritising queer soc is because her girlfriend is there and they wanted to be gay together #(yes she implied that you can’t be gay and be doing maths at the same time but that’s besides the point) #so we suggested she bring her girlfriend with her to maths catch-up #and she thought we meant they should have a date in maths catch-up #(i mean why not?) #and then we just started listing off the worst places to have a date #drugs mention

[ofide]

every day i see gay stereotypes that are just women stereotypes part 2

#gays can’t drive gays can’t do maths gays… can’t use tools i guess #i think some of you are just young

[tobyneedssleep]

In theory I understand math. In practice I’d rather just not actually.

#I am the epitome of the ‘gays can’t do math’ joke. #I’m actually half decent at it but it depends #I can’t stare at numbers too long without zoning out #But if there’s a game to it?? hell yeah that’s my shit. #but other than that keep it 20 feet away from me at all times thank you

[slipknut]

gotta ask sarah catherine to do math because that would just make sure she’s NEVER beating those allegations

#gay people can’t do math #sarah catherine hook #first kill #juliette fairmont

[annarubys]

only 15 million cubans on earth and one of them had to be marco rubio. and then EYE have to be the one to beat the allegations. fucked up and evil

#i’m gay and can’t do math but isn’t that like .1% of the global population. whyyyyyyy him #no more election blogging i’m going to go study and drink some wine and read destiel #alcohol mention #a.txt

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

first of all merlin college aus are the backbone of this whole machine and i would never disparage them. some of my best friends are merlin college aus. however. i do have some beef with the majors people often choose for them. it’s not even that there’s one right answer or anything it’s just like the reasoning some of you bitches give is awful

#merlin CAN be an arts guy but some of you just don’t understand that gay people can major in things other than arts #the one i’m reading now has him as a math major which i really fuck with #i think merlin would like math you’re right! cady heron-core! #but he would HATE economics exactly!! #beth.txt #like there are so many valid routes to go with this guy but sometimes it’s bad you know? #he can be an english major he can be a math guy he can be pre-med he can do communications he can do religious studies #he’s got multitudes! however you can’t just slap one on you have to explain why!!!!! #merlinposting

[carcinized]

love gay ppl but oh my god sometimes they are SO annoying ( -a gay person)

#this is a vague about an irl of mine NOT ANYONE HERE. IF U SEE THIS ITS NOT WRITTEN BOUT U #it’s just like Oh my god. just because society isn’t catered to you and you Just Found Out doesn’t mean that you are better than everyone #just bc you’re like. gay. doesn’t mean every opinion u have ever is correct? #it doesn’t mean all your politics are always right? #it doesn’t mean your relationship is automatically Healthy & Going To Last Forever? #just bc you are in a gay relationship doesn’t mean it should be the only thing u care about? other ppl and things exist? #we were talking abt how high school relationships aren’t that consequential bc yk. #the odds r kinda stacked against you and ur a teenager. #the context was us talking about someone else liking someone & we were like but it’s not that big a deal #bc not only is it not rlly our business but also!!! high school relationships usually don’t work out!!! #and this person goes. SO distraught. ‘but not MINE :( WHAT ABOUT MINE GUYS :(‘ #w. we weren’t . talking ? about yours ? #but yours is probably codependent anyways & i keep seeing ur bf getting lowkey upset w some of the things u say so. #or like. stop forcing stereotypes on ppl? like u KNOW i don’t like them & yet. & YET. #stop trying to put me into boxes. just bc im queer doesn’t mean i can’t like sports or math. shut UP #(someone mentions basketball) him: imagine watching basketball ✨ #THATS LITERALLY SO MEAN JESUS CHRIST? WHY WOULD U SAY THAT. it was small talk dude.. our team just made the finals… #but of course he had to fit this STEREOTYPE of being gay… bc gay ppl HAVE to hate sports & be mentally ill & etc #and his politics are so performative and it’s like. wow you really just Don’t have a grasp on our world do you #stop saying humanity sucks too STOP IT YOURE NOT 14 ANYMORE. 14 YEAR OLDS GET A PASS BUT UR NOT FUCKING 14. #you are so negative & the only times you seem to laugh is when it’s a joke about your trauma or mental illness. #which is fine!! ppl cope with humor no shade!! but when your ONLY material is ‘haha i hate myself’ dude… #i tried soooo hard to befriend this guy. i really did. & i know a lot of it is just bc he’s immature #but like i tried to help u grow up. all year ive been trying. and i think im done now #SORRY FOR ALL THAT THAT GOT UM. LONG. i just habe that pent up inside me rn #that’s not even all of it god. when i write it all out he looks like a dick but in general they’re friendly #so it’s just. weird. but that’s depressed teenagers for you. with the added benefit of oh… im a white gay… im so oppressed… #TBF HES TRANS TOO. BUT WE LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE BEING TRANS IS VERY NORMALIZED. SO LIKE? #like i was talking abt how i was mad abt gun laws not being passed & roe v wade & GENERAL CORRUPTION W/N OUR GOVENRMENT #and he goes. ‘yeah but have u heard about the dont say gay bill in florida?’

[gender-euphowrya]

have y’all seen blizzard’s diversity tool it’s fucking terrifying

#it’s like a points system and they try to like #balance out the points by cramming the characters in minority labels but Not Too Much #so like. you get points for gender / ethnicity / cultural background / orientation / body #so it’s like oh we’re making a gay woman but AH CAN’T GO FURTHER IT’S ALREADY SO DIVERSE so she’s white #muslim woman from egypt AHH TONE IT DOWN cis & straight #black man. this one’s already worth a billion points we can’t do more sorry #the like… turning representation into maths and quotas for the sole purpose of attracting a consumer base #instead of. representing people because they’re worth representing and out of a genuine desire to tell their stories #unbelievable