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spacenewzwastaken · 3 years
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Ever chacter
Okay, so here is every character
Penisunavailable
Shittyfartbaby69
Milfboss
Trans Garfield
Clitous
mammothCB(massive cock and balls)
gaymerdick
mommymilkers777
xXGamerGayXx
Turbothruster
Pisskink420
dilfass
furryfucker900
Dilfboss
bluewafflegoth
Admiral_Anus
gayfancicreader420
boogersnot
pussycateats
shitass
tiddyballsdick
8008135
Ben Dover
TittyTazer
Cuntcooker123
Titasslady986
warxcrimes420
xXx_Doingurmom_xXx
vaginvainavagina
tiddyslappers
overlordcummy
gargleballs42
hairyTV
c0mmun1smd0g
bigfuckingbreasts
cumblast
cumshits
grayassmaple420
realsonichedgehog
shitstainedundewear
fuckmasterblast3r
bukkakemaster
ass_stink
asscheekspreader
cumguzzler
PenisUWU
pisskiss_x
BastardKing777
Treecum69
Trainfucker
Cocksplosion
Papercutninja
Connoreatspants
Lopxxpunny
Benden10
Kisspisscock
turkeyfuck123
Titsweat32
Grunk
poopwad99
Hairlball69
The Cums
Boogersnot
Fishfuckboy22
Dinodicks
DinoDumby
Sex_enjoyer
jimbo_no
Hi-C
Childofputa24
Gingerbreaddick
Toesucc
P1ssguzzler
Shadowmaster
Dumbbutts
Bigcockster
FuckyGoo
Weed_420
Wifehaver
Balls2wall
Dirtshit6969
TittiTazer
Bigfuckingboobs
Vajayjay
Cuntburlapofcock
a55ch33k
Grayassmaple420
CíhickenFatherMFbawkbawk
xXdeeznutsXx
Dilfwife
MommyMilkersSuckTitty69
John Johnson
ratass
Walkb00
Godhimself
Sussybaka
Crumb
Frog
poopshitter_42
CrumbXD
Weewoowonk8000
p4r4s0c1al
Asswhore
dirteater_420
Xxrobloxfan69420xX
TUFFNUTZ
Nutjuggler3000
XX_GACHAHEAT_XX
Shadowfan96
OldoManbas
IsoupYT
dumbassqueen
Plantbanger_420
bitch_spr0ut
Dandruffsniffer99
Dickhaver87
Phat_Tit
Titbuttassgirl
SwaggerSpaceAss
clownbooze
Whore_balls
King_Fuffy
WormSemen_69
imnotakittypet9
how_to_sex
MeowThePainAway
PissMaverick
NukeMeBabyBoy
Pissy_cat
LittLePenis
tebasaki_chickeb
fvckassth3sh33p
Hanako_376
manlymandan69
Mommy Milf
Hairball69
Rawrstar
_c0laXass_
DaddyDestroyer
chonkass_
kitkatcommie
vriskawithasteelchair
GirlkeepGatebossGaybitch
toastbinch
gatekeeperdznuts
peedrinketh15
pissbee240
CrustySocks
Tiptup
Recececes
Deforeskin
ListMaker666
Tiptup
toastbinch
XxLongD0ngxX
lesbianballs
Pissymeowmeow
Cuminman420
Joe Biden
monsterfucker
wormonastring
How_To_Sex2
ToiletFull
crowsAquarium
Titcollector
cannibalgrandma
WestVagina
Cunty_Roads
HaveYouheardofthehighelves
Phannie
Cowmilk
Captain pussyUwU
Plutonium_snackxxx
Hjonkers
Dickenns69420
ergotmouth
tjeffersonLIVE420
Rick Antsley
FostortheGmr
brockenheart
asmrgirlXx
The cummer
Heyu L. Pissbby
T1ddyB0t
Mr. Touchy Touchy
Knowone08b
DrPhil888
Badonkadonks
Ghostbur
friend420
friend420repeller
friend420repeller^2
HAHATEARSOFGOD
god
soft tiddies
princessdianakiller
Joshua
Harold
Bbqonmytiddies
My cat
Jackcepticeye
One singular eye
Manipulatemansplainmalewife
many war crimes
Markiplier
OreSiren
Pissbaby420
Pissbaby69
Godcomplex
Bas3ball_Sh0vel
Dogra
GUNK
ShitPuppet
BitchBoy
fuckass17
CH405_B1TCH
Kale520
TrainKid300
Sandycum
NutExplozion7734
Xx_Pizzarolls_xX
MaleWife
Witchbitch
applebitch77
ballzbusted
Rahwnboo
dQw4w9WgXcQ
emperor coroika
cocktease340
Tubbo_69
Martin_Van_Buren
Sharkdick
MoldyCrocs
Clickbait
CocknBalltorture
ShitestMaster420
4k_clownery
LunaBez
detcader
4k_clownery
LunaBez
baddiecunt
Dickbbq420-
Boombitch666
VirginAsshed
DarkOtter
Kidd0lmao
pisstitsuwu
gertrude
BabaYagasGF
Fleshlightning
Dickbutt
CuttBheeks
MaeDenhead
1TerbyteOfCatboy
DumbBitch72
Elmosimp420
Bunny_Waifu
Bunny simping for grass man
ergotmouths
The Grass Man
anuswheat
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anastoundingmango · 3 years
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Hello everyone welcome to PeniSMP where we have Penisunavailable, Shittyfartbaby69, Turbothruster, Admiral_Anus, Overlordcummy, gaymerdick, and literally infinite more. Come make your own PeniSMP OC. Live your best life. 
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redorich · 3 years
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Unavailable leans against the wall of the Pen Island bank. The crumbling quartz digs into his back, but he chooses not to mind it. He goes to run a hand through his hair, but stops; even now, years after... After everything, he still forgets this new body of his.
Most of the time, he enjoys his semi-corporeal form, this swirling, pastel, ectoplasmic mist. It's much easier to fight when you have no organs. It's easier to run away when you can seep into the ground. It was easier to infiltrate Shitty's base like this, and the room where it all went down, the dark blackstone splattered with Shitty's blood, the electric chair--
With trembling hands, disembodied from the rest of him, Unavailable lights a cigarette. Gaymer would bitch at him for it if they were here, Unavailable knows, but, well. Gaymer's not in a state to be telling anyone anything. Unavailable has the creeping suspicion that he'll never hear Gaymer's voice again.
So. This new body. It's nice. Yet, for all the advantages in a fight it grants him, Unavailable can't help but miss the feeling of sun on his skin, the mystery bruises on his shins, the volleyball calluses. He swallows with a pang in his chest where his heart used to be. He misses the way Shitty would tug on his hair, and pretend it wasn't him even though no one else was around. Unavailable wanted so badly to be the perfect weapon, and only now that he's succeeded does he realize what he threw away.
"You know Gaymer would be pissed if they could see you smoking," says a familiar smooth voice Unavailable knows too well.
He turns his head tiredly, extinguishing his cigarette on the bank's wall despite the fact that he just lit the damn thing. Internally, he winces at the black mark left on the crumbling bank, but reminds himself that it's not as if Milfboss will care. She hasn't been to the bank she built since Chonk bombed it.
"What do you want, Lunar Princess?" Unavailable bites out. "I thought I told you I'd kill you if you ever showed your ugly face in the SMP again. You're banished, remember?"
"And I thought I told you to just call me Lunar," she says softly, "but it seems neither of us are getting what we want."
Something ugly rears its head inside Unavailable. He scowls, kicking off of the wall he'd been leaning against.
"You will always be a princess, got that?" he snarls, stalking closer to her. "The stupid fucking spoiled princess that got me killed because she wouldn't listen to me. But no, I'm just a soldier, a tool, a weapon."
Lunar flinches back at the vitriol in her former servant's voice, fingers reaching for a braid which no longer exists-- not since her purple hair was shorn with her beheading. "...I thought you wanted to be a weapon."
"Because it's all I've ever known!" Unavailable howls, fuelled by the rage of his situation and the memories that haunt him and the curse which flows through his veins. He breathes heavily.
Lunar sniffs, wiping a tear from her eye before it can fall. "You're so... high energy," she says disdainfully.
"And you're a fuckin' bitch," Unavailable says. He crosses his arms over his chest at her gasp, and walks closer to her, heedless of the rocky terrain. "Now scram. You've got two lives left, don't make me make it one."
Lunar keeps her head held high, just like the day she was beheaded for her tyranny. She meets the place Unavailable's eyes used to be with her own gaze. With a tremor in her voice, she says, "You wouldn't."
Unavailable just stands there and says nothing. His arms remain crossed. Lunar feels herself grow woozy, feels a thick dripping liquid on her stomach. She looks down. Vibrant indigo blood is gushing like a fountain from the wound in her gut. Staggering forward, desperate for support, Lunar reaches out to Unavailable. He steps back, cruelly watching as she falls to the ground in a puddle of her own blood.
"I wouldn't, huh?" he finally says. "I already have."
Lunar sobs tears of pain and fear and regret. "I'm afraid to die," she whispers.
Unavailable, once Lunar's knight in shining armor, spits on her as she lay dying at his feet.
"You should be."
Lunar disappears into dust, respawning. Only a puddle of indigo remains as evidence to her presence. Unavailable sits down heavily, placing his head in his hands.
"I don't regret it," he tells himself. He doesn't regret it.
Why does he feel so awful?
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catusks · 3 years
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guys i made a penismp discord server!! come to talk about the rp with me!!! sorry about the lack of stuff, i got super excited about making it haha ^_^
link- https://discord.gg/mKHaFbpzxd
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penis smp (peniSMP) character tier list
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in order from left to right, up to down
- crumb cuptoast - penisunavailable - trans garfield (oc by @wooteena)
- shittyfartbaby69 - mammothCB (massive cock and balls) (by @lamina-tsrif)
- gaymerdick - mommymilkers777 - xXGamerGayXx
- Turbothruster - Pisskink420 - milfboss
- dilfass - furryfucker900
i used characters from this list (thank you so much, @mushroom-soup-is-my-religion) and found my own skins with them! this is in no way canon, and its all /j PLEASE dont take it seriously
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relaxxattack · 3 years
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I’ve been collecting all the names i don’t have them all but here’s what i have just from 420’s shittypenis saga tag
Penisunavailable
Shittyfartbaby69
Turbothruster
Pisskink420
Titsweat
Milfboss
kisspisscock
lilpissbaby95
fishyfuckboy22
cocklover101
cumf1ll3db0dyp1ll0w
mommymilkers777
Dilfass
dirtshit6969
xXGamerGayXx
admiral_anus
furryfucker900
bigcockster
Overlordcummy
gaymerdick
t1ddyb0t
OKAY o(-(
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420technoblazeit · 3 years
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other asker we all love gaymerdick and his plot line but like. he did intentionally flood the entire city of brickhelm by breaking the dam. he killed a lot of people. calm down I know he’s your dramatic angst uwu baby but like, not a lot of people are comfortable with dams.
yeah not to mention the unethical farming of animals??? like i get that this is a minecraft rp but idk :/ seems kinda capitalistic yk
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look idk if you missed a stream but turbo inviting milfboss *in the middle of the war* was all a ploy, turbo was literally working for pisskiss the entire time. gaymerdick, tiddy *and* the admiral all lost canon lives because milfboss wasnt there to let them out of the secret exit in Hole like they all planned. i'd call that a pretty solid betrayal
Ok yeah I know that but milfboss *didn't* know. Heck I'm pretty sure she didn't know Turbo was participating in the war, she was just glad to have some sense of normalcy!!
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