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Gajeel: Wendy, I've been trying to tell you this for years: your "bacon allergy" is a lie Erza made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.
Wendy: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying "thank you"... oh my God, she lied to me!
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Wendy: Why can’t we all just get along?
Gajeel: Because most of us are assholes, Wendy.
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Gajeel: Wendy came to me to ask for advice so i took her to get boba and we sat down and she was like "how do i get the other 12 year olds to stop bullying me?" and i said kid. they bully me too
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Wendy: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.
Gajeel: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
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Gajeel: Hey, kid. Grown another millimetre yet?
Wendy: No, Gajeel! Stop teasing me!
Juvia: Don't be upset, Wendy. He's just relieved someone hit puberty as late as him.
Gajeel: Juvia, no!
Juvia: Juvia yes.
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Wendy: Aw, shucks!
Gajeel: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Wendy: F-word off, you f-wording s-word!
Gajeel: As you can see, it doesn't have quite the same ferocity as it could.
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Carla: Gajeel’s a bloody great thug. I once saw him bite a man’s nose off!
Wendy: Really? Clean off?
Gajeel, shrugging: Yeah, it was a work thing.
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Gajeel: THROW THEM!
Wendy: A party!
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Gajeel: Must be pretty convenient being a cute little kid at Halloween.
Gajeel: *looks at Wendy hoarding a huge pile of candy protectively*
Gajeel: Hey, Wendy, gimme some of your-
Wendy: *hisses and bites aggressively*
Gajeel, pulling his hand back: 'Cute little kid' my ass!
Gajeel: Did you do that when people opened their doors to give you stuff?
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