#garlic is AWFUL

[definetelynotavampire]

art trade skk flower shop au for @thatkarleesidraws :D

AU where they made Dazai go to therapy and now he's working in a flower shop. He knows nothing about flowers or how to care for them and gives terrible advice to his customers.

#sorry i had to make him less Dazai-esque #Chuuya is the same tho #and annoyed by his god aweful advice #art trade #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd garlic #fanart #bungo stray dogs fanart #skk #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #chuuya #dazai x chuuya #my art #bsd art #dazai #digital art #bsd chuuya #bsd flower shop au #skk flower shop au #bungo stray dogs

[heartscrypt]

nrc is full of people who need to be studied under a microscope

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst meme #twisted wonderland meme #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #cater diamond #floyd leech #img post #these are so fun easy and genuinely kind of addicting to make #i will never get over the fact that silvers least favorite food is lilias cooking #literally the funniest fucking piece of information ever #(silver) please father im begging you please can we get takeout today #(lilia) aw but i just made garlic stew! your favorite. seasoned with crushed ibuprofen to keep away any strange ailments humans tend to get

[cupboard-of-npd]

Anytime egotypicals describe someone as narcissistic they also seem to go 'Narcissistic attention whore' 'Self centered narcissist' OR SMTH LIKE THAT

And you just have to sit there and go THATS PART OF THE FUCKIN DISORDER???

#i saw someone say 'aw they cant be a narcissist theyre too delusional' #wtf do you think npd is #egotypicals are so insane and weird as shit #garlic breath #npd safe #actually narcissistic #actually npd #npd #narcissistic personality disorder #actually mentally ill #actually neurodivergent #mental illness #neurodivergent

[xenomorphicdna]

@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point

Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much

Peace and love among my rw ocs

#auugh you people will not belive the shit i've been through today #ok so basically i was grabbing some food out and i sprinkle the cheese and im like huh this cheese kinda stale #so i give it a sniff and it STINKS and im like aw fuck well its already on my food so uhhh in the microwave this all goes maybe it will be #ok after its heated but SPOILERS it does not and actually now it smells worse so im over here trying to figure out if its worth to eat this #thing and if it will taste as bad as it smells luckly it tatsed just fine but auughh couldnt breathe while eating that but it doesnt end #there because after gulping all that stuff down suddenly everytime i breathed i could smell that stuff augh it was horrible #worst decision of my life so i needed a cure for this rancid ass stench so my lord and and saviour garlic comes in to save me #and you can just chew on that stuff no one will stop you (altho maybe someone should because eating garlic raw kinda hurts) #anyways posion neutralised but i am rather weary of cheese now #rain world #iterator #rain world oc #iterator oc #oc four blue flames #oc vision of a past #drawins

[trashhole]

I love starbee and vampires btw (dump)

I really wanted to draw star with a full fanged mouf cause I thought it would look cool and I have been obsessed with vampires lately because of that one scene in carmilla where the girlies have a bloody smooch fest.

What if the vampire you’re meant to kill is reeaaally pretty and wants to take a big ol’ chomp out of you??? What then???? I need to draw bee steaking star in the spark now lol. Starscream is just too hungry 😔

Some sillies. I saw this meme and knew what I had to do.

I took starbee with me on a train but the train I wanted to go on was eeping but it was still fun because trains are awesome

Photo credit to @leefyberrybread because my dumbass was too busy taking a video to get good photos 💀

#Jesus Christ the second image looks so compressed on mobile #vampire brainrot has taken over… #people joke that I’m a vampire actually because I’m allergic to garlic and have a awful sleep schedule and I’m goth #im also allergic to the sun #anyway love trains and starbee #i want to draw more starbee enemies arc #ok I need to sleep because my head hurts from blasting loud music in my ears for three hours on full volume on my comp #yes it was worth it it fixed all my problems #transformers #maccadam #starscream #bumblebee #starbee #tfe bumblebee #tfe starscream #soundwave #earthspark #hanaes scrapheap

[granny-weatherwax]

Book Dracula: *turns into a big ole doggo a lot. Just some thin pale dude with a mustache*

Voyage of the Demeter Dracula: *Batman*

#last voyage of the demeter #dracula daily #the demeter #dracula #listen i liked it well enough but #can we please get a Dracula movie that just lets Dracula be full nuts? #awful accent #just a big dog sometimes #still absolutely murderous #but also a petty bitch #who cant stand garlic flowers #but i wouldnt mind seeing more of clemens

[thecatspasta]

Hi @valsperfume I found smth horrible

#garlic breath #this is in response to not liking sideblogs bc of the 'following' thing #it is awful but this is worse

[snakemoltsiren]

As I whisper in your ear

I want to fucking tear you apart

(ft @dragons-ire)

(reference below cut)

This is one of my favorite pictures and it's lived rent free in my brain for ages. I realized I could try to pose it in 14 with my favorite fucked up pair I have with my long time rp partner.

It's from a series shot by Mikael Jansson for Donna Karan's 2001 fashion campaign and there's a few more I'd like to try to recreate.

#ffxiv viera #highlander hyur #garlean #sian fae ferus #sian gwillt #lucius novatian #vehold my garlic bun and the most toxic relationship ever #imagine if you will #two people who are so awful they are perfect for each other #and also want the ither person to die at their hands #and also would kill anyone who tried to hurt them #✨romance✨

[umiokami]

Halsin's romance scene wont trigger, so I went with the next best thing

#Halsin babe im giving you ALL the signals #but you are too concerned with how fuck awful city society is to get in on this dragussy #but ya know who wasnt? #the “soulless” squid man #and what a wet dream THAT was #smelled like vanilla and garlic as described by the other voice in our heads we dont acknowledge #idk if thats a good smell #but fuck it we ball #bg3 #bg3 emperor #bg3 halsin

[pansyfemme]

Holyshit same comorbidities ive never met someone who also has mcas before most people seem to stop at eds and pots T-T

They’re all very comorbid with eachother, tbh i just dont think a lot of people know what mcas is or confuse it for other symptoms

#i realized i felt super awful most times i eat anything and turns out that is a thing #ive been getting mild hives and gi issues consistantly since i was a kid but they were mostly written off as not a big deal #but one time i asked my mom ‘like haha isnt it funny how after you eat garlic you have trouble breathing?’ and she was like. no #its never been bad enough to really be considered an actual allergic reaction but its annoying

[goatbeard-goatbeard]

in fairness to Aziraphale, he does drop the “gorgeous” line right after he turns his crank and stars explode out of both of them

#galaxy brain take: they’re on the human ace spectrum #but angels would notice them sullying their temples with an awful lot of garlic bread #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens shitpost #good omens headcanons #good omens 2x01 #before the beginning #aziraphale #angel crowley #pre fall crowley #suggestive text

[silenthillbunni]

noooo >.<

#ofc my family's having my fav food for dinner today 🥴🥴 #homebaked pita.. chicken.. greek yoghurt w garlic.. feta.. lettuce.. tomato.. cucumber... #i want that soooooooo bad im abt to kms #lol also i think the whole thing abt not being able to eat normally nd sometimes not at all is making me SO cranky #im in suuuuch a bad nd irritable mood 24/7 bc i need sufficent food #the times i feel the best nd like i can actually combat life is after i've had chickpea curry w rice !! :o i feel like a whole new person th #so yeah anyway not being able to eat month after month is putting me in such a horrible awful mood

[atlasofheaven]

oh no I accidentally cut myself whilst standing mysteriously in a graveyard oh nooo I hope a vampire doesn't come get me

#i havent had garlic in a while btw #and im not wearing a crucifix #im in my dark gothic attire too #how awful would it be if a beautiful immortal attacked me #hahaha #im gay for vampires #vampire #vampires #shitpost

[shadowtraveled]

PANDA EXPRESS????????? U WILLINGLY EAT THERE???????

and i will never stop

#logan #ask #their rice is awful though i don’t even know how they manage to make it that badly #the garlic broccoli as the side + any of the meats labeled as being spicy is good though

[pocketsizepunk]

[ID: marina from the second layton game. she is holding a bunch of small candies which she is happily offering to the viewer. end ID.]

day 2 of @layton-npc-appreciation-week - diabolical/pandora's box

POV: you're about to have the worst candy tasting experience of your life

#once again showing up to the party late and with a throwaway character #she's a fun character though #marina is valid and so is her awful garlic candy #professor layton #layton npc appreciation week #marina pl #<- this tag feels. misleading hjfhzs #but the other marina has an actual last name so hopefully it's fine #chase draws

[thecatspasta]

People be normal about the women in tma challenge failed

#im so tired #'ohhh look how awful these women are but the men are great special little guys' #you can just say youre sexist you dont need to hide it #tma #the magnus archives #garlic breath