Oh, your boyfriend? Yeah, sorry, he got put into a mobile game ad and now he’s experiencing situations. Yeah. He just froze to death because he tried to cover a broken window with toilet paper. Sorry.
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Confession time:
I used to play Gardenscapes when I was younger. Not any of the mobile kind - but the desktop one that you could find on Big Fish Games.
It was a lot of fun and super relaxing to me at the time. I've never played Homescapes or anything, but I might revisit this someday just to see if it still holds up.
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mobile game ads back in the day: match 3 :)) defeat the candy witch!
mobile game ads now: your husband left you after your terminal cancer diagnosis. you’ve been given a haunted castle by your great aunt. the trees are alive, you can hear their screams in the night. the walls have secrets, listening to them is what cures you. your grandma is a serial killer. match 3 to ponder the incomprehensible horrors
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To whoever came up with the idea of Phone Game Commercials where they purposefully fail at the easiest of levels:
I would like to personally bathe you in acid.
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his gayass while this woman and her child freeze to death
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How often should I water my indoor plants?
Most indoor plants prefer to dry out slightly between waterings. Check the soil moisture with your finger; water when the top inch is dry.
100+ DIY Projects For a Self-Sufficient Backyard
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Let’s all band together and write a creepypasta based on this game/j
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Gardenscapes is the reason I have anger issues
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mobile game adds underestimate my stupidity.
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Having played Homescapes and Gardenscapes for quite some time, I’ve come to this conclusion: there’s NO way that a gardener can make enough to pay for all that property.
What are you kind of exotic plants do you have in that garden of yours, Mr Gardener?
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this bitch is proof that autistic people can be fucking awful
i fucking hate this whore. he gives me purely ugly options in decoration, with an average of one(1) good looking decoration per area. and when you finally settle for the least ugly set, it makes it so its impossible to make the area match itself. I used to be able to skip his clapping, now he forces me to listen to it. "everyone has their bad days" he says, after i lose on the third day of trying to win a singular stage. he even now is able to tell when I dont have my sound on, and annoys me with shit like "awfully beautiful sounds in this garden today. maybe you should turn your audio on so you could enjoy them.". and everytime I lose a stage and dont pay to continue, he shows the worst things to encourage me to instead pay the 900 coins. ill have like a 4 stack power up that you'll lose if you fail a stage, and he'll tell me about the 26 apples that im going to miss out on. he reinforces every river bank, and somehow always makes them look less natural. even in the fucking magic area. they always end up looking like some minecraft blocky ass banks.
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So Gardenscapes has a makeover thing in it now and the weird part is the 3D animations and stuff actually look pretty good?
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Enjoy this free coloring page of a Scottish fairy girl 🧚♀️💚
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Garden scapes is honestly better than township sorry queen
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