Hollow knight has to be my favorite game of all time.
I used to hate bugs, but beetles have become one of my favorite animals of all time since I played the game in 2019 or 2020. Some of my favorite memories are of hollow knight.
Spending hours upon hours trying to beat hornet1, happily learning from my mistakes each time.
Crying after the fight with broken vessel, not understanding anything other than that was the player character’s sibling, and their brief life was cut short.
Vibing in the white lady’s chamber with her calming theme.
Spending far too long watching mossbag and other lore YouTubers with peek interest.
Memorizing hollow knight lore, ready to dump it in anyone.
Spending an entire vacation developing a character in a sketchbook and filling 2 large sheets of paper with her lore.
Laughing with the dung defender’s boss fight and the hilarious imagery of being beat up with piles of poop.
Freaking the hell out at seeing another me in deepnest.
And. Way more than I can recount.
The only thing that could take hollow knight’s place is Silksong, but we don’t know when it’ll come out.
Here’s to hollow knight, a wonderful game that made my lonely childhood a better place.
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in the urinal making all the other boys jealous that their urethras are like a cheaply crafted ancient teapot that splashes piss everywhere whereas mine is like a finely crafted ancient teapot that will cause no splatter regardless of the height of the stream.
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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.
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Today, I'm in the Lands Between at the famous Prawn Shack. Let's see what the locals get a taste of - mmm! Marika's tits. That's delicious. Amazing. And all these prawn are locally sourced? Dastardly buggers, they are. Doubt those were easy to get... Look at the size of em! Brilliant.
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I like to imagine that Branch joined/started Kismet in between movies one and two because he decided he wanted to be normal again and to him that means being in a boy band (insane but funny)
that actually is really funny! (and insane!) also from what i've seen from the cartoon, branch does actually feel like he has to go out of his way to fit in and be a "real troll" so this is totally in character for him.
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the way can't catch me now could easily be about sejanus too is a stroke of genius on olivia's part. because, in a way, snow was haunted by sejanus. sejanus' death was his final pushing point into cruelty. sejanus was the only good left in him, the only thing holding him to goodness, but the moment coriolanus betrayed him, he was changed. he became snow. he is haunted by sejanus in the jabberjays, the mockingjays, he sees him in katniss, in her stubbornness, in her unwillingness to be easy for others to shallow, in her bravery, in her fierceness. everywhere he looked, he saw sejanus, in the whole rebellion, in the face of his parents who basically adopted snow, in katniss honoring rue's death by surrounding her with flowers the same way sejanus honored marcus' body by sprinkling bread on him to help his journey. he caged peeta, the same way he wanted to cage lucy gray, but he couldn't cage katniss. he couldn't cage sejanus. no matter how hard he tried, sejanus remained a good person, remained true to himself till his death. he killed sejanus but he couldn't kill what he stood for, he couldn't kill the inherent goodness in people. lucy haunted him till the ends of his days, but so did sejanus.
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