#gabe posts shit

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[clubnate]

so obsessed with all the decaydance bands being given a slot on fall out boys EP promoting folie a deux that was gonna reach a large audience so nearly all of them decided to promote their most recent/out soon albums and then cobra starship just decided to made an even gayer version of i kissed a girl by katy perry and promote nothing

#its very them #also they had an interlude thats just ryland and gabe talking shit its perfect #cobra starship #decaydance #fall out boy #own post

[muzzleroars]

[ultrakill]

do you. think about angels and ais singing. together.

#ultrakill #i'm sorry this is another doodle page they're making me ill still #when i make posts like that know i'm drawing shit like this!!!! #also continuing to develop on how v1 communicates #i just. lost my mind thinking about them bonding through music #bc ais so often sing if they can when left idle #and singing is just. the default state of angels i think #ALSO also always thinking about how gabe can play the organ...ooughuhh #v1 #gabriel #doodle tag #blood tw

[nobodynotbymitski]

as much as i like gaby-bois intro i wouldve liked to see the alternate dimension world.

like is master fu "the supreme"? cause seeing him be evil and shit wouldve made my day. what are the mecanisms of this world since its apparently ruled by some all powerful miraculous holder? if chloé is the same does that apply to most of the other characters? why was max inside markov? is nathalie still the hottest character ever? is everyone living in fear and despair or do they just dont know what is happening? are the kwamis always muted? did toxinelle have to change her cool superhero form to prove that she was nice now( cuz it sucks)? what is adrien and gabriels dynamic irl? WHERE ARE THE OTHERS I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING!

#when comparing how much he enjoys singing and creating clothes i think gabe shouldve had a music career #why is adrien the only uncool one? #toxinelle #shadybug #griffe noire #hesperia #gabriel agreste #adrien is an emo fuck #emo marinette or some shit #emonette #mlb spoilers #mlb paris special #mlb #miraculous ladybug #my post

[that-one-scared-gay]

am i the only one who wants a fic where dany is transported to hotd time, preferably around that dinner right before viserys died, so that this entire mess of a family is confronted with what will become of their dynasty — a girl who calls herself the mother of dragons, who grew up as a beggar and was sold by her own brother in exchange for an army, who has never set a foot in king’s landing, who is the last of her kind, the last of the targaryens

and for dany to look at these people, her ancestors — her family was so large, there are so many of them — and their dragons, who wear saddles, who are tended to in the dragonpit, by keepers who know what they are doing, who have a long history with these creatures

and she knows, she knows her histories, she knows about the dance, she knows these individuals are the ones who brought her family to ruin, who made the dragons disappear — and she thinks of being stuck in the desert with a half-dead khalasar and three newborn dragons, of struggling to feed them, of not knowing how, of all these things that have been lost to her, these birthrights that were stolen- her dragons were gifted by a pentosi merchant, not placed at her cradle as it should have been— and seeing them all take it for granted, knowing they will destroy all of it in a war that has no victor-

can you imagine daenerys, who has only ever wanted to go home, who has only ever wanted to have family- can you picture her looking at them, at these people who hate each other, who will kill each other, who will take so much from her, even if they don’t know it yet

can you imagine her rage, at all of them, for taking it all for granted. for turning on each other over the throne, when it would be theirs regardless, would be targaryen, would be the dynasty’s, and don’t they understand, a targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing

#anyway i have thoughts #got #hotd #game of thrones #daenerys targaryen #also in this concept all three of her dragons travel back with her #the three of them have never seen any dragons except each other #imagine drogon meeting vhagar and being like oh shit i’m not the boss man here #dany yells at her stupid family and demands to interrogate the dragon keepers #what the fuck do you mean dragons will tolerate other people #what the fuck do you mean they gabe saddles #everyone else: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE A SADDLE #also i can imagine daemon/rhaenys/any of them being like no one can tame three dragons #a dragon has only one rider and vice versa #and dany being like well i’m not their rider i’m their mother #drogon is just more practical to ride because he’s bigger #but see if the other two don’t get jealous if they think i’m neglecting them #rhaenicent #tagging them because they are an invariable fact in any hotd thing i may post ever #also dany immediately clocks that whole situation and also decides #well if i’m going to try and fuck up the future and try to stop this war and protect my heritage (read: save the dragons) #then the women are usually the most sensible people in the situation #unfortunately for her rhaenyra and alicent are both insane #also viserys doesn’t die on sheer account of being too much of a nerd to not stick around to ask what the future is like #and also the realization that his death is gonna Fuck Things Up Severely Actually #cause before he was like #no of course everyone will get along #one family dinner fixed everything #i don’t like viserys btw #house of the dragon

[ssstrawberryflowers]

well this morning as I woke up from a 4 or so hour night of sleep i had the brilliant idea of trying to fight Gabriel in 3-2 on Violent while listening to a youtube video, with no in-game music, relatively low in-game master sound and without having actually beaten him (on Violent) after having spent over three hours and a half exclusively trying to kick his ass a few days ago.

so. uhm. yeah. drew how it felt (while also remaining as vague as i could as to not upset anyone lol)

this was both surprisingly hard but also relatively quick? in a weird sort of way? idk girl

screenshots below if you care lol

the 3h30 hour attempt proof (i quit at fucking 3 am my wrists were sore as fuck)

the one successful attempt (was surprisingly quicker than expected)

so uh. yea. laughed really loudly when i did beat him and when he called me an insignificant fuck again. 11/10 will do again.

#my favorite thing to do in ultrakill (aside from bullying V2 into oblivion) is dying to my own projectile boosts <33 #really though i'm sorry this is yet another stupid post and not actual art i just thought this was kinda funny; art is being made i promise #shredding through his health in his first phase is actually really easy i think; it just gets real hard once he goes angy #like just send four coins in the air and hit them with the railcanon (except i was too dumb to do a proper railcoin because ah eto bleh) #but his swords dance attack when he enters his second phase as well as his increased speed are really hard to figure out #also his timings are so different from standard!!! somehow i could parry some of his slashes but almost none of his light hatchets!! #what the fuck!!!! aaaaaa #really though beating Gabriel again was actually fun as hell fr #oh yeah the video i was listening to was a woman commenting on a “healthy christian sex course” while also giving advice and stuff #chose it cause it was almost four hours long and i didn't know how much it might take me to beat Gabe (also cause irony) #(my sense of humour is busted as fuck and really bad and im sorry) #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #hb talks #dumb shit #shitpost #←i think. maybe #again if you read through all of this shit i love you <3

[alixero]

@the-sword-lesbian talking about Baldurs Gate 3 today: "I pretty much always have Gabe in party-"

The "Gabe" she was picturing:

The Gabe I was picturing:

#i am no better than a man #Gabe Hicks #ironically the video i chose shows his recent Wyll cosplay #but man is FINE in all his fits so #gale dekarios #bdg3 #that ladys reaction is me anytime Gabe posts Hot Boy Shit on tiktok #his D&D concept videos are pretty interesting too #and i really enjoyed his run as DM on Dimension 20

[7roaches]

assorted old and somewhat unfinished oc art (except the second one thats recent)

#my art #art #trans #my ocs #ocs #trigger #gummy #i guess #i dont likw the name gabe caus ei kinda just threw it in for backstory points but theres no real reason #ill pick a diff name #and sunbeam doesnt even have an actual name yet im caught between sophie & sabrina but i cant keep sunbeam name #crazy to me how these guys started out i should post the first gummy art #it feels weird drawing them being nicento eachothwr. like how in animes characters will hate eachother so much but the official art isnthem #like kissing or something #i gotta practice art and get some story shit together that i can actually show ppl #i feel like i somehow draw worse than i did alpng the process of making em #the blue one wit trigger is my magnum opus of arms ive never drawn a single good arm atter that #i didnt even draw for like months after that bc notjijgn was good enough #ive been eating like a 16th century merchant lately #breads and rice with meat & soup #i had some really good apple and pear slices today i cut & spiralized like 10 apples #ok i dont really have anything else to say

[flufflecat]

anyone else finding it really, really personally nauseating that the pjo show would remove gabes entire character and replace him with someone less abusive to make sally a Strong Female Character. like wow, im sure glad that youve proven that women who are abused are the REAL threat to feminism, and they should just try talking back more!! what a good message to send to abused kids. sorry, kid. i guess you just didnt argue hard enough and #Own your abuser into seeing how cool and strong you are. what do you mean that arguing with an abuser will only make them hurt you more? but look how snappy and cool and feminist sally is now!!! youre clearly just being abused wrong.

#pjo #gabe ugliano #any other kids who related to percy feeling a bit uhhhhhhhh like shit rn #saw a post saying how sally being 'less simpering and helpless' is a good thing #like fuck you. jesus fucking christ. #can you think about what youre saying for 2 fucking seconds. #lemme just go tell my mom that she needs to stand up for herself more brb #oh wait i tried that as a kid and guess what it got us. more abuse! #changing sallys story for the purpose of making her a 'stronger' character is disgusting in ways that i cant put into words #women dont have to be abused Well to be worthy of sympathy #and getting angry didnt fucking help me get out of being abused #this was the only story where my sister and i felt seen and were DEFINITELY not the only people who related to it #taking that away from kids who went through our situation is awful #and the fact that anyone would consider it necessary to... idk. fix how the book portrayed abuse? it hurts more than i thought it wo #fluffle talks #negative #personal #sorry im not tagging this post very well #i dont really have the energy to find the right tags rn

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose

Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.

#i can be your angle or yuor devil #metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog #many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough #speaking from the heart #I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰 #I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me #I have work tomorrow I need to. relax #trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame #non voice post #ask #asks #ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries #looks around nervously #i am so very scared and terrible at speaking #but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That #you gotta message me for it #but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences #what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit #but. you can always send.. gabe things.. #ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue

[pinkcocoapowder]

she ultra on my kill til i early access all over

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #first one from jan 2023 btw #12am post idgaf anymore hi guys #i love drawing gabe getting his shit kicked btw and you want to send request so badly. #blood #gore #pinks art #csp #image id in alt

[kai-does-some-art]

Happy Manul Monday- OH SHIT WATCH OUT

(thread with prev. manul mondays here)

#Manul Monday #oh shit I havent posted any manul mondays before here have I? I started it back in feb thanks to Gabe #Pallas cat #doodle #artists on tumblr

[0wikipedia0]

Percy Jackson Disney+

So, again with most of my posts (bar my last one, wow) I know this won’t get much attention but there is something I want to discuss about the upcoming Percy Jackson series.

Gabe Ugliano.

If you aren’t aware, the Percy Jackson Disney+ adaptation has just released its teaser trailer at the D23 expo. I, along with basically everyone in the fandom, am losing my mind. I am so excited for such a big part of my childhood to be released to a whole new generation played by a new generation!

Everyone has something they really hope to see in this new series. Wether it be Logan Lerman as Poseidon (as cool as that would be I don’t think it will happen) or a well done lotus casino scene, everyone has their own hopes for this show. So of course I do as well.

My biggest hope for this series is that they don’t play down the abuse like they did in the movies.

I know this might seem weird. Who wants to see domestic abuse in a childrens show? It’s not pretty. But that is exactly why I want to see it.

Child/domestic abuse is a real and prevalent problem that thousands of people deal with, and by playing down the role it has on its victims story tellers are robbing real life victims of seeing it be overcome.

Percy Jackson is not a story of abuse. It’s a really badass YA story about a kid who’s half god and becomes a hero to save the world. But that does not diminish the fact that he is an abuse victim. And both him and his mother struggled with that. And they both overcame it. To take that away is not only taking such a big achievement and major part of his overall character but it’s taking away from the opportunity of children all over world who live in similar circumstances, who are abused themselves, have to watch a parent suffer or even both, to see that this is something that can be overcome. That they are not alone. That someone as cool and amazing a Percy has gone through that with them.

The inspiration that would give, the small feeling of company in such a lonely situation, would help thousands. So yeah, I want them to acknowledge Gabe Ugliano and how terrible he was. I don’t want this brushed of. It’s not fair to Percy and it’s not fair to the people out there who need that sort of representation in their lives.

Sorry for my rant, and I hope y’all enjoyed that teaser as much as I did.

Have a good day!

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(Artist credit in order: livibis on insta, I could not find the artist even after I google lens searched it pls message me if you know, and finally cookie creation, though I couldn’t find where it was posted)

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo disney+ #gabe ugliano #sally jackson #d23expo #heroes of olympus #I need to stop randomly posting serious things #also thanks for “”quote blowing up unquote my last post lol #56 notes #damn this shit be doing numbers lmao #fuck smelly Gabe #thank you goodnight

[maribugette]

See but the issue is not what you’re yapping about. The issue is that you completely ignored what actually went on in episode 26, called a WoC a slave owner and then got mad people disagreed with your stupid ass take => @ilikekidsshows

#who picked a fight with bro exactly? #how you make a public post with a stupid ass take and then get MAD people disagree with said stupid take #I don’t think you understand what manipulation is #yeah she won but gabes last words were manipulative as fuck #she’s lying to Adrien because she thinks she’s protecting him you absolute dunce #and again #THE SLAVEHOLDER BIT???? #op if you are not a poc I don’t think you should be talking about this shit #again I implore you to invest in some media literacy

[imissthefire]

babygirl came home <3

#i got stefan #so glad to have some more firepower in this fucking army holy shit #also his recruitment convos with mordecai AND micaiah were so cute #i save stated before recruiting so i could go back after doing one to do the other lol #also when mordecai mentioned everyone turning to stone and stefan was like ???? #first of all I feel like there may be a lore reason for this with the branded but idk #but also #it reminds me of that post about that guy that came into town a few months after the lockdown started who loved off grid #man came to get some oats and everyone was wearing masks and hardly anyone was out in the first place and this poor man had no idea why 😭 #anyway #nqp #gabe plays #fe #fe rd

[gabesaportabiographer]

okay im diving terrifyingly deep in gabe lore and this was gabe's twitter background in 2013

it's an illustration of how the universe is structured through the kabbalistic tree of life from a 17th collection of 3 key books of the zohar (kabbalah deunda) gabe was so fucking jewish and mystical on main im actually crying like what the hell its so rare and delicious to me, NOBODY is spiritual in the same way as me let alone GABE FUCKING SAPORTA this is SO NICHE

#gabe saporta #like this is shit *i* post and want to talk about and i have like 2 friends that give a shit about jewish mysticism #im so glad he married someone just as spoopy and mystical who nurtured that in him too #gd i wish i could talk to him about the political kabbalah book im reading rn hed have actually coherent takes #im not even using the midtown and cs tags because literally no one will care about this except me #gabe #canon resources