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Numbuh 1: Time for plan G.
Numbuh 4: Don’t you mean plan B?
Numbuh 1: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Numbuh 3: What about plan D?
Numbuh 1: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Numbuh 2: What about plan E?
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5’s really hoping not to use it. Numbuh 1 dies in plan E.
Numbuh 1: I like plan E.
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Mr. Boss:Today is the day we reveal to the whole world the existence of the “League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness”!
Cree:..You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N?
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Numbuh 5(holding bar of soap with a bite out of it): You know, customers coming in and biting the soap because they think it’s cheese happens way more frequently than you’d expect it to.
Numbuh 1: Maybe if the shop stopped presenting soap as deli food, it wouldn’t happen.
Numbuh 4: But who goes to a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Numbuh 3: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
Numbuh 2:*mouth bubbling*
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Numbuh 1: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch!
Numbuh 3: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes fruit loops.
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*Sector V is watching TV*
*guy on the news: I hate kids! I hate them! Hate them!*
Numbuh 1: Wait a minute...
Numbuh 4:I think we met that guy!
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Numbuh 4:(texting)I'm lost without you.
Numbuh 3: Awwww that's so sweet!
Numbuh 4: No no where the crud are you? And where the crud am I? I mean, definitely somewhere in the Moonbase, but I'm panicking.
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Numbuh 1:Numbuh 4! Pick up your toy snake when you’re done playing with it. Don’t just leave it on the couch.
Numbuh 4:I don’t have a toy snake.
*blood-curdling scream*
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Numbuh 1: I just slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.
Numbuh 3: Um, that's a coma.
Numbuh 1: Zero, that sounds amazing. I could use a light coma.
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Numbuh 1:Zero, I really need some serotonin right about now
Numbuh 3: (stands up)
Numbuh 3: (sits back down)
Numbuh 1: You forgot what serotonin is, didn’t you?
Numbuh 3: I was going to go get you some.
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Father: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.
Father: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun and dramatic.
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Numbuh 1: Allright, that's it for the mission recap. Any questions?
Numbuh 2: Why do clothes come in all kinds of colors but lint is always gray?
Numbuh 1:
Numbuh 1: Any questions from anyone other than Numbuh 2?
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Numbuh 1:(holding a pose) How's the painting coming along?
Lizzie: (painting) Great!
Numbuh 1: Can I take a look?
Lizzie: Sure!
Lizzie: *turns the easel around*
Numbuh 1:
Numbuh 1: That's a fish.
Lizzie: Yeah.
Numbuh 1: You painted a fish? I thought you were painting me for the last 3 hours!
Lizzie: Well, I started off painting you, but then I started thinking about aquariums and this happened!
Numbuh 1: Then why am I still here?!
Lizzie:I got lonely.
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Numbuh 5: *shoots upright in bed* I'M LATE FOR THE MISSlON
Numbuh 5:
Numbuh 5: Oh, wait,Numbuh 5’s not assigned to Sector V anymore.
Numbuh 5: *lays back down*
Numbuh 5: *sits up again* I'M THE SOOPREME LEADER!
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Lizzie: I do know how to cook, I’m not that incompetent.
Numbuh 1: Tell that to my burnt sandwich.
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