Wonderful man with incredible friends. His friend has some fantastic ideas for America. “I just feel like there’s too much history going on in our history books right now. Like, how are you supposed to love America if you know anything about what America is. American history books, when you open them up it should just be an American flag. For 150 pages.” -Trolling a school board about critical race theory.
“The Declaration of Independence. All kids should know about that. It’s not just a piece of paper. It’s a map that leads to a treasure of Templar gold. And that is why Nicolas Cage tries to steal it. As these liberals try to steal our constitution, the only way for us to stop them, is for us to steal it first.” -Trolling a school board that banned pride flag.