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fish-tetris · 5 months

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thinking about how law was (apparently??) being raised in the one piece catholic church™. thinking about how he specifically refers to the victories of the strawhats as miracles. thinking about how luffy has a god's devil fruit. thinking about law inclining his head and closing his eyes like he's praying towards the end of gear 5 luffy fighting kaido. is this anything.

#one piece #one piece spoilers #trafalgar law #and I guess I'll throw in a #lawlu #this isn't even me lawlu truthing tbh #i don't know what it is. but this post has been pinging around in my brain for 24 hours #law being raised catholic funny as shit to me btw #90% of his damage i'll chalk up to The Various Traumas and the rest is the catholicism #chinhands. is there a pope in one piece.#also sorry about the horrific quality images these are phone screenshots of a random streaming site

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catswarmth · 1 year

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I think she is trying to say something 🤔

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#baby animals #cat #catblr #catholic #cats #cats of tumblr #caturday #cute kitty #funny pets #kitten #white kitty #pets

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popuriandstuff · 1 year

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#wine #funny #idk how to tag this as catholic whithout getting it into the weird trad catholic side of tumblr #so i wont #blasphemy #probably

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gophergal · 3 months

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a meme specific to my interpretations

#gopher rambles #tf2 medic #shitpost #team fortress 2 #tf2 memes #emesis blue #my interpretation of blu team is just as clones with falsified memories that have altered their personalities #all of them are less volatile than their red counterparts but are a less effective team #this is especially noticable with Blu Medic (Friedrich) who is basically just emesis blue medic because I think it's funny #so basically this is Catholic Guilt Medic vs Agnostic God Hater Medic. Red Medic (Ludwig) believes that if god is real they're mutual hater

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peggingeddiediaz · 10 days

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911 funny tweets part 5/?

#911 #911 memes #911 twitter #911 abc #incorrect 911 #buddie #tevan #bucktommy #eddie diaz #evan buckley #marisol #tommy kinard #911 funny tweets #911 spoilers #now with extra catholic guilt added #eddie has the beefy blonde rails latino twink vid bookmarked

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shyjusticewarrior · 3 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 237

Harley: I'm Harley, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

Jason: Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish catholic guilt.

Selina: Fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt.

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kai-keda · 8 months

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Me Finding Out Protestants Outright Believe Praying for the Souls of the Departed is a Sin:

THIS WHY YOU GUYS GOT SO MANY GHOSTS

Y’all never thought that praying for people who have passed could be a good thing???? You think that’s a bad thing??? Bruh Purgatory fucking SUCKS and y’all just leaving people there with no epic anime friendship speech??? You leaving them there on their own????

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS DON’T BELIEVE IN PURGATORY?!

You think as you are now you can face God? If a meteor crashed directly into you right this second, you think you, in all your tumblr using sin can face God and not EXPLODE?!

Buddy if you can’t handle looking directly into the sun after getting your eyes dilated by the optometrist then you sure as pickles can’t handle looking directly at God without having a buffer

#catholiscism #Roman Catholic #protestant #I love my Protestant brother and sisters and I respect our differences #but y’all so wrong for this 😭#please pray for my soul when I’m in purgatory cause that place gonna be gay baby jail for me #this is all light hearted btw #I just think culture shocks like this are funny #especially when they happen to me

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ozgur-ce · 1 month

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Benzeyen tarafları yok demeyin lüüüüütfen 😸😹😹😹

İzleyip izleyip güldüm hele en sondakine 🤣🤣

#cat videos #catholic #catumblr #cats #warrior cats #cats of tumblr #cute cats #cat #Kediler ve kadınlar #positivity #funny

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weissxiii · 2 years

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fact #1: its been suspiciously long without a tumblr embezzlement scandal

fact #2: a large number of unsuspecting new tumblr users may or may not be appearing due to an exodus from twitter

#for legal reasons i do not condone any illegal activities despite how funny it would be #the catholic tumblr bit wasnt really an embezzlement scandal to be fair #they just asked for money afaik which while scummy is not embezzlement #i want some real shit #some like full off the rail classic tumblr event #something to eat popcorn to

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sapphixxx · 1 year

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In Bridget's arcade mode story in Strive when she gets to Ky her first remark is "Oh... You changed your hair" and considering Ky looked like this in Xrd

I like to imagine that she thought Ky was also a woman and was that's why she was seeking him out specifically

#I mean he is but he's got a lot of Catholic guilt and shame to work through #God how fucking funny would it be if at the end of story mode when he's like alright I'm giving up kingship and handing it off to my wife #He comes back the next day fully femme like yep I'm the wife and it was just how she justified transitioning in the public eye #guilty gear #op

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catswarmth · 1 year

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Cute kitten and her mom sleeps together 😍🐱

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wilds-ponytail · 9 months

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Legend: If anything happens and I don’t make it, just know that I’ll always be looking up at you

Hyrule: Up?

Legend: Oh yeah, I’ll be in hell for sure

#linked universe #lu memes #lu legend #lu hyrule #the rest of the chain: ???#sorry catholic legend and hyrule is still funny to me

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mayonezli · 1 year

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spicyvampire · 19 days

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THE SIGN (2023 - 2024) EP. 9 dir A Natthaphong Wongkaweepairod THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST Pieter Coecke van Aelst [source]

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flowersandfashion · 19 days

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hot twink is tied up and penetrated

A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian

Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Regnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// Gerrit van Honthorst, c. 1623 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Jose de Ribera, c. 1650

#academic writings about saint sebastian are so funny cos they're all like:#'yeah he isn't a very important catholic figure or anything. renaissance artists just really liked painting him. hmmm'#the bottom left one. he doesn't even have any arrows. dude you didn't even try to hide what you were doing #renaissance art #renaissance #baroque #baroque art #saint sebastian #gay #< I hope my gay brothers appreciate this #art #oil painting #catholic art

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ozgur-ce · 5 months

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Grili beyazlı olanlar Ebrar ve Vargas, Turuncu kafa da ben 😁⚽😹😹😹 ve hayattaki şansım 🤦🏻🥴🤣🤣🤣

Mutlu bol gülmeli haftalar olsuuuun 🥳🥳🥳

#Spordaki müthiş performansım 😂#Turuncu kafa #catholic #catumblr #Cat is love #cat videos #cats #warrior cats #cats of tumblr #cute cats #orange cat #Sarman #positivity #funny

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