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beautifulbookishdisaster · 4 months

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Shadow padded up to me and put his head on my knee, all forgiven, as it always is with dogs. If I frightened my cat as I had Shadow, she'd ignore me for days, or possibly put a curse on me, but then cats have self-respect.

Heather Fawcett, Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries

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animezinglife · 9 days

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“A vampire was drinking her like a milkshake a few minutes ago.”

Help. 😂

#funny book quotes #wtf #this is absolutely going to be smut #filthy rich vampire #I don’t even know. The audiobook was available

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funnybookquotez · 2 years

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Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can.

Grover: The dam snack bar?

Zoe: Yes. What is funny.

Grover: Nothing, I could use some dam French fries.

Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom.

Zoe: I do not understand.

Grover: I want to use the dam water fountain.

Thalia: And… I want to buy a dam t-shirt.

#source: the titan’s curse by rick riordan #series: percy jackson and the olympians #zoe nightshade #thalia grace #grover underwood #funny book quotes #book quotes #books

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chaotic-nerd · 1 year

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Hamlet being iconic

Ok yeah I'm a nerd but Hamlet is on another level of fucking around and laughing at people's faces while also being clinically insane.

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“Hamlet: For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a good kissing carrion - Have you a daugther?

Polonius: I have, my lord.

Hamlet: Let her not walk i'th’ sun.”

Act II, Scene 2

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“Polonius: What do you read, my lord?

Hamlet: Words, words, words.

Polonius: What is the matter, my lord

Hamlet: Between who?

Polonius: I mean the matter that you read, my lord.”

Act II, Scene 2

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“King: Now, Hamlet, where’s Polonius?

Hamlet: At supper.

King: At supper? Where?

Hamlet: Not where he eats, but where he is eaten. A certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him.”

Act IV, Scene 3

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Hamlet: This is I, Hamlet the Dane.

Laertes: (grappling with him) The devil take thy soul!

Hamlet: Thou pray'st not well.

Act V, Scene 1

#funny shakespeare quotes #chaotic academia #hamlet #shakespeare #dark academia #dark academia quotes #funny book quotes #literature #myposts

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mrpokaboo · 1 year

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*throws this at you like you are a pack of dogs in a zoo and its feeding time*

#christine #christine 1983 #stephen king christine #funny book quotes #other tags to fill the void of this space

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awellreadwoman · 2 years

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“Shut your God damn atheist mouth, Gemma.”

Emily Austin, Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead

#emily austin #Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead #humor #funny book quotes #atheism #book quotes

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daily-spooky · 1 month

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ur-daily-inspiration · 5 months

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#art #draw #drawing #dark academia #light academia #words #quotes #books #book quotes #books and libraries #aesthetic #funny #lol #haha #humor #memes #jokes

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catchymemes · 7 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #dank memes #books #libraries #book quotes

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daily--cats · 2 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #words #quotes #book quotes #animals #cat #cats #kitty #kittens

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beautifulbookishdisaster · 4 months

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How on earth was I supposed to concentrate on research now, with a marriage proposal from on of the Folk dangling over my head? I could almost imagine myself a maiden in one of the stories, but stories didn't leave dirty teacups scattered throughout the cottage, or underline passages in my books - in ink - no matter how many times I ordered them not to.

Heather Fawcett, Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries