#fucking.

[sunnibits]

god I’m not gonna lie I’m not even trying to be normal about that old man anymore

#having a really normal one folks (lie) #god fuck I can’t. I #fucking. #gfcbhkkmbg #tv static in my head currently #microwave noises #certain pictures #jesus fuck

[emile-hides]

The year is 2024, 8 years post release, and Pokemon Go not only finally gives trainers the ability to have more than just the default hair style and one of four eye and skin colors, but decided while they were there to completely blast every other Pokemon Game in the world out of existence by removing Gender entirely and giving the player customizable body types complete with separate sliders for Weight, Muscle, Shoulders, Chest, and Waist

#Pokemon #Pokemon Go #Me dressing up my fat little character in Pokemon Go; You are the enby king I will be some day #In him little shorts that were gender locked yesterday and his cute shoes #Pokemon Go just SKYROCKETED in quality to me oh my GOD #No more Fit basic Boy/Girl character #Do whatever you want forever my god it's time to be a fat little guy <3 #Pokemon Scarlet could NEVER. #God please PLEASE let this be a test for expanding the character customization in the main games #PLEASE #This is actually the greatest thing they've ever done in this game and I am not kidding #Fucking. #Eight years later they're like #'Huh. Do not all girls have ponytails? We should do something about that.'

[cosmoboba]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP SPLATOWEEN IDOLS JUST DROPPED HOT SERVED WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Deep Cut #Splatoween 2023 #Squid Sisters #Splatoon 3 #RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD #OMG #SHIVER'S MAKEUP??? IS THAT A SPIDERLILY ON HER HEAD? #AND FRYE'S JEWELS!!! AND THE SHELL/SKELETON ON HER HEAD YOOO!!! #BIG MAN STILL LOOKS SOOOO CUTE EVEN IF HE'S TRYNA BE SCARY LIKE I'D HUG HIM . #AND THE SQUID SISTERS!!!!! #THEY LOOK SO CUTE MATCHING COLORS AND MAKEUP!!! #FUCK YEAH!!!! SPLATOWEEN GOATED THIS YEAR FR FR #IF THEY'RE AMAZING NOW I BET THEY'D LOOK SO GOOD DURING FROSTYFEST!!! #OR SPRINGFEST!!!!! #LET'S. #FUCKING. #GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[grvyrd-drms]

i am a new changed person (just got back from the front bottoms concert)

#it was. #fucking. #amazing. #i literally cant even say anything else about it #it was a dream #people crowdsurf at their shows???? #i didnt know that #but it was absolutely incredible #i love them #brian sella #mathew uyuchich #the front bottoms tour #the front bottoms #you are who you hang out with #midwest #emo #midwest emo #talon of the hawk #twin sized mattress

[capitalisticveins]

Say what you want abt Huxley being a himbo but FL being a himbo makes perfect sense aswell

#they are #so. #fucking. #dumb. #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted freelancer #redacted huxley

[n4rval]

you guys will not fucking believe this

#i was expecting everything except wing gasters head on a stick #THIS MYSTERY MAN IS AS TALL AS ME #THEY PAINTED THIS. WITH ACTUAL PAINT. #hes also tied to a rack to stay standing #sans undertale flowey and wing gaster joined forces to kidnap him from the mystery room #all this with the last supper painting. god #putting this in the tags bc the light reflects on it and its horrible to see it but it is the last supper #friendship. god #undertale #???? #flowey #fucking. #WING GASTER #sans #gaster #HELP ME #hes going to be watching me in my sleep forever

[butchdykekondraki]

paranoid schizophrenia is so funny actually. wtf do you mean i cant leave my room because ''freddy fazbear will be there''. hes not real. you know this. can i leave my room. <- no because freddy fazbear will be there

#[ren] #you'd think knowing it isn't real would help. but alas. #fucking. #make-believe freddy fazbear is gonna GET my ass if i leave my room. I GUESS.

[looseinthecatroom]

Jfc. Between Astarion and Angel Dust it's been a helluva (heh) week remembering how entirely not ready most fandom circles are to talk about sexual assault with any fucking maturity or just basic human decency. For differences in experience, for coping, for survivorship in general.

(And that's before we get into gross fucking speculation re: creators backgrounds and personal relationship to the topics.)

(To be clear, it's the fandom reaction that's depressing af, not the source materials themself for the most part.)

#vague posting #hazbin hotel #bg3 #angel dust #astarion ancunin #suffice to say i fucking LOVED ''loser baby''. And angel dust's furious #''it's not an ACT. It's who I need to be.'' ? #FUCKING. #A++ #jfc now that was a moment

[salemontrial]

So rewatching steven universe has made me realize I have a Very specific type of favourite fictional character which led me to another equally mortifying conclusion.

Hatred/lh

#IM SO MAD RN. #FUCKING. #BYE. #FOREVER #EVEN THE WAY PERIDOT AND RED SON T A L K LIKE THEIR SHITTY AUTISTIC EVIL SCIENTIST ACCENT #THEYRE THE SAMMMMEEEEEEE I HATE HOW PREDICTABLE I AM #steven universe #su peridot #lmk #monkie kid #lmk red son #adventure time #flame princess

[30-3am]

thinking about being a hopeless damsel in distress that outlaw!james finds and decides he's gonna take care of me

not knowing how to keep yourself living after your family is killed, and james finds you half starved to death outside of your home. he'll hold you while you cry helplessly to him about how you don't know what to do, not even caring that you're telling this to what is very obviously an outlaw. not caring that this "dangerous" man could kill and rob you right then because what would it matter if he did? he wouldn't get much, and you'd get the sweet release of death alongside the rest of your late family.

he'll teach you to hunt for yourself, how to trap for yourself, and he'll come back every other week to check up on you, which eventually turns to every week, which turns to every other day, until he's spending nights in a row in the spare room of your old family home because he was in the area and he just wanted to make sure you're okay.

the tension between you two would grow every time you saw each other, and when he comes to visit you after a two week expedition with his "group" he always talks about, both of you would finally snap.

you'll have had supper, and you'd just be talking to each other as you cleaned up together, happier than you would've ever imagined you could be after your parents' and brothers' deaths. and james feels oddly domesticated by you, but he oddly enjoys it.

while you're cleaning up, you'll trip over a loose board in the floor, immediately dropping the bowls you held and almost falling flat on your face into them, only for james to easily catch you.

his arms would be so warm around you, so strong. and you'd be able to feel your heart beating out of your chest as you looked up at him, your eyes wide as they met his own.

"you alright, sweetheart?" he'd murmur, the nickname he'd mindlessly called you many a time before making your cheeks turn a shade of light pink. you'd just nod as you swallowed your nerves. "y'sure?" he'd ask softly, adjusting you in his arms and pulling you closer.

your breath would catch in your throat at the feeling of his broad chest pressing against your own, and you'd rest your hands on his muscled chest. you'd nod, "uh-huh,"

"good," the blonde outlaw would practically whisper, but he wouldn't let go of you. his baby blues would flicker from your eyes down to your plump lips and then back again. after a moment, he'd place his calloused hand against your cheek, a longing sigh leaving him as he did so. "y'er beautiful," the words would just slip from his mouth, and your breath would catch in your throat once more at his actions.

before you knew it, his lips would be on yours, and the rest is up to your imagination.

this is so fucking long and not very good im sorry baby 😭 anyways bet you can't tell what rdr2 side mission this is based off of teehee

i've been giggling about this concept for DAYS. literal days. i need to be his escape from the gang he's in. i wanna be the girl he protects with his life. i wanna be the girl he doesn't wanna leave alone because he knows how vulnerable i am living alone.

i cannot bear it anymore i need outlaw!james. i need it with everything i have.

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #james hetfield x reader #outlaw!james #outlaw!james hetfield #bubbledtee #alana's faves ♡ #if the rest is up to my imagination #then i imagine he fucks me real soft #and then we spend a day in bed #fucking. #we fuck for a day #until he has to go back #and as soon as he comes back to me he starts kissing me #and mumbling about how much he's missed me #(and my pussy) #🤗

[shibusawaz]

[the miracle of human consciousness] honey wake up it's time to watch a show where you'll fixate on a side character that you can't find enough fanwork of instead of the main character 🥰🥰

[tired anime boy asmr youtube video voice] yes dear

#just finished scott pilgrim. could give less shits about either of the main characters #lets talk about my babygirl MATTHEW PATEL 😍😍😍 #AND GORDON GILRON GIDEON AND JULIE POWERS... #AMD ROXIE... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #screams cries #this happens #with EVERY FUCKING SHOW #THAT I WATCH #bungou stray dogs #chainsaw man #jujutsu kaisen #scott pilgrim #fucking. #COMMUNITY #😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tamorisana]

/Lies in bed, taking their last breath/

Come here.. my dear child...

/Sharply gaspes, painfully and heavily coughs. Foundly looks at you after the coughing fit/

Let me tell you... a secret....

/You sit closer and Tamo takes your hand. You lean closer to hear better/

Rudy... likes.... being called... a malewife and a.... babygirl....

/Fucking dies/

#Alejandro once called him baby girl and he loved him #cod #call of duty #alejandro vargas #alerudy #alejandro x rodolfo #aledolfo #cod mwii #rodolfo parra #mw2 2022 #They are fucking #and not just fucking #THEY #ARE #FUCKING.

[goldenvulpine]

HE’S NOT A TWINK HES UNDERAGE!!!!

#EVERY. #FUCKING. #TIME. #am I talking about Conner? #Yes. I am talking about Conner Kent. #Superboy #conner kent #dc comics #half of MHA too #mha #deku midoriya #todoroki shouto

[thesilliestpirate]

this is a milestone for all slimecicle fans

#slimecicle #holy. #fucking. #MOLY.

[keysmanydudes]

pompompurin plush I made as a holiday gift

I thought about posting progress photos but I'm historically really bad at those and forgot

(I did take them though ↓)

shoutout to HFVRAI playing

#he's wearing a tiger outfit bc the friend getting this watches some streamer whose only signature I can find is a tiger onesie? #I fucked up the onesie part and just made pants but it works & looks good! #(my art) #sewing #pompompurin #sanrio #fucking. #diy projects #idk

[gorepill]

Gore-a Miller

#nora tag #artpilled #fucking. #eye injury #emeto tw #tw emeto #emeto #eye injury tw #tw eye injury