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synchlora · 3 years
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wish the doctors would have like. better than bare minimum information on what the fuck I'm allergic to
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Discord pt 82
[Date: 16/03, 08.05 PM GMT - 16/03, 08.23 PM GMT]
CONTENT WARNING: Mild body horror
[Direct continuation of pt 81]
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Maxwell: “god im gonna have to take the towel of my head arent i....”
Jack the Observer: “do it”
fetch: “God can everybody shut up and quit making the panic worse you're scaring him”
Little-K1ng: “fetch, check his head for me? i cant see right now”
kateza: “max, no one is going to be angry at you, ok?”
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fetch: “yeah lemme chexk”
Maxwell: “...okay...”
fetch: “yeah lemme see here
...
guys
oh my god guys
you fucking idiots
you scared him over nothing.
those "metallic buds" were literally just tangled locks of hair.”
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Little-K1ng: “oh my goD haahha,, ow,, thats kind of hilarious”
Maxwell: “fetch.....”
fetch: “ohhh my fucking god
max its okay”
Jack the Observer: “i don't believe you.”
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Maxwell: “no...”
fetch: “its nothing, you're fine”
Maxwell: “I'm not i know what i saw--”
Little-K1ng: “here, max. your hair is kinda straggly, when im feeling better, do you want me to help you style it a little? i dont know how you prefer your hair”
fetch: “max, trust me. the reason it hurts so much is because your hair is matting and its pulling on your scalp”
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Jack the Observer: “no no no no no no n on ononono”
Maxwell: “fetch the light was glinted off it”
fetch: “your hairs been greasy, plus you got it wet in the shower”
Maxwell: “But theyre right there
I CAN FEEL THEM”
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fetch: “yeah, you can feel your matted tangled hair”
Little-K1ng: “im gonna go put on some coffee,, if yall can stop yelling please”
fetch: “i promise you're fine. i had to deal with mats for a while, this is exactly what mine looked like”
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Maxwell: “then mona would be able to see it
no fetch you have to look
behind my ears”
fetch: “I am looking.”
Little-K1ng: “ill help untangle it later when i feel better and the migraine stops sending shooting pains through my eyes, but it could be that max is just frightened from what he saw”
fetch: “and what I see is matted hair”
Little-K1ng: “can someone else help me measure these coffee grounds i cant see it properly :((”
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Maxwell: “matted hair isnt gold”
fetch: “max, buddy. you've been having headaches and haven't been sleeping well, and the whole situation with the trial scared you. you're probably just seeing things.”
Maxwell: “i.....i know im not
THE PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL SAW THEM”
kateza: “i mean we definitely shouldn't just be brushing him off”
fetch: “max, c'mon. it's fine”
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Little-K1ng: “arent kids at your school like super mean”
[fetch: “max, c'mon. it's fine”]
Jack the Observer: “you're starting to sound like knight.”
kateza: “i believe max”
Maxwell: “they kept saying all day my hair was puffing out and right before I left one of my friends said it looked like I had something shiny in my hair”
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kateza: “is there any way you can get like... a picture of them?”
Maxwell: “i-i can draw them”
Jack the Observer: “that would be lovely”
Raeva: “Did you touch them Max? Because you can't touch halucinations”
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[Jack the Observer: “you're starting to sound like knight.”]
fetch: “don't you fucking dare compare me to him.”
Maxwell: “YES I CAN FEEL THEM”
kateza: “So they're something tangible”
Little-K1ng: “hey hey hey hey hey pleas e stop ye ll in g”
Maxwell: “here one momen t ima draw it”
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Raeva: “Then he's telling the truth!”
fetch: “you're all just scaring everybody and making everything worse”
Maxwell: “crap sorry sorry sorry i didnt mean to yell please dont be mad”
fetch: “not mad at you, buddy”
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Maxwell: “here here here”
fetch: “im just trying to get everyone to calm down”
Maxwell: “like little rose buds”
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fetch: “yeah, dude, its matted hair. what you think are little leaves are just tangled bits”
Little-K1ng: “i dont have enough brain power to dedicate to it if fetch says its fine, but max? its alright that you're scared. im not telling you theres nothing there, im telling you to take care of yourself and understand that i am proud that you took the towel off to show us”
Maxwell: “i...thank you but please....why cant you all see it”
Little-K1ng: “i didnt look”
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Little-K1ng: “i can feel the back of your head, but it just feels like some little hard chunks of something. it couldbe hair, it couldbe metal, but my senses are massively overloaded and i cant tell the difference”
Maxwell: “okay okay uh do you have a brush?”
Little-K1ng: “...i keep my hair short
kateza: “Mona's not feeling well so it's probably not a good idea to have her check”
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fetch: “guys I can tell you that max is fine. nothing is wrong and all you're doing is scaring him so please just stop it so we can help untangle his hair
Jack the Observer: “no.”
Maxwell: “.....”
Jack the Observer: “please consider that you may be in the wrong.
please consider that you may be in the wrong.”
Little-K1ng: “jack, have you considered that maybe you'rejust as scared as max is? i didnt really meet syd, but i know you two were close”
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Jack the Observer: “yeah, i am fucking scared. we've lost people to this shit before. it is better that Max is scared than that he gets taken."
fetch: “for fucks sake”
Jack the Observer: “it is better to be fucking safe than sorry. If anything, Crown's taught us that we can't trust ourselves.”
fetch: “we aren't going to fucking lose him
quit catastrophizing”
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[Jack the Observer: “yeah, i am fucking scared. we've lost people to this shit before. it is better that Max is scared than that he gets taken."]
Little-K1ng: “correction, in this specific case. you've lost people to specifically this circumstance. it makes sense you would be scared for him, and i understand your struggle here. but i think we should calm down first”
Jack the Observer: “yeah, we won't if you fucking trust him about his own pain??”
kateza: “Would you rather not do anything and find out one morning that Max is gone? Or would you rather believe him, find out that nothing is actually wrong, and then move along?”
fetch: “FOR FUCKS SAKE JIST DROP IT.”
kateza: “... fine.”
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Maxwell: “AH”
[Little-K1ng: “correction, in this specific case. you've lost people to specifically this circumstance. it makes sense you would be scared for him, and i understand your struggle here. but i think we should calm down first”]
Jack the Observer: “we. have. all. lost. people. to. this. you have lost Fetch twice.”
Little-K1ng: “please dont yell, fetch, fuckjing o w”
fetch: “EVERYTHING IS FINE YOU ALL ARE PANICKING OVER NOTHING”
kateza: “Sure, whatever. Don't blame us when Max is gone and Page is back.”
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Little-K1ng: “fetch please”
Jack the Observer: “yeah, next you're going to tell us that we're "barking too loudly"”
Renboo: “fetch calm down everyones just worried”
Grimm: “Jack,,”
Jack the Observer: “...”
fetch: “fine. you wanna keep scaring the shit out of everybody over some tangled fucking hair, fine. i need to check outside anyway”
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Raeva: “istg You don't just touch hallucinations but fine have it your way sorry Max we tried”
[kateza: “Sure, whatever. Don't blame us when Max is gone and Page is back.”]
Maxwell: “......
fetch wait...”
Little-K1ng: “fetch...?”
kateza: “i don't want you to get snatched again, max.”
dreaming: “fuck.. we shouldn't have be so aggressive, i just wanted fetcg to believe max..”
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Marcus: “Why are you all yelling”
dreaming: “uh..”
Little-K1ng: “oh, hi Marcus”
dreaming: “who's gonna explain”
Maxwell: “....hi....”
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Little-K1ng: “i thought you were sleeping, guess fetch woke you up”
Marcus: “When did I fall asleep what the hell I was just making breakfast”
Renboo: “fighting really doesnt ever get us anywhere-..”
kateza: “hi marcus, max found buds growing out of his head”
Maxwell: “.....”
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[kateza: “hi marcus, max found buds growing out of his head”]
Marcus: “Really blunt today huh?”
Jack the Observer: “fetch is being. stubborn. and max is being honest for once only to immediately get yelled at. kinda frustrated about that.”
Marcus: “Don’t you think”
kateza: “We can't just dance around this”
Marcus: “Maybe max wanted a chance to tell me information
About his own wellbeing”
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Little-K1ng: “yeah... i was gonna say”
Marcus: “Fetch just stormed out
Monas not feeling well
you’re all yelling
About someone’s personal information”
kateza: “...
sorry”
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Marcus: “Mona go lay down”
kateza: “I'll just
go”
Marcus: “I got Max it’s okay”
Maxwell: “marcus....its fine...i would have had a hard time explaining anyway”
Little-K1ng: “((peace sign))”
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lucatorahaven · 3 years
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vampire au post
4 skype convos haphazardly mixed in from very different times
[29/11/2014 4:27:51 AM] Probably Not Assorted Cheeses: Vampire au
Lucas the incompetent vampire who eats mostly animals
Duster was the one who bit him, only bc duster was literally starving n lucas came at a bad time
idk if duster should be born a vampire or not but Wes is one too and together they taught lucas how to survive.
however eventually they had to leave, they offered for lucas to join them but lucas can’t leave his family behind, the kid’s too sentimental :’(
so together they staged his death (which im too lazy to try n think of)
claus knew bout the vampire thing tho, lucas couldn’t live alone like that. He also ended up biting Boney in an accident so hey vampire dog.
claus grew up and eventually had his own family. Lucas could only really watch from afar but then the kids got his age and it was hard to see him and keep the gig up. He visited his parents funeral anonymously and afterwards him and claus stood there just
“sup” “how’re the kids” “twice your age and with kids of their own” “heh, i always thought you would be the one with kids yano?” 
it was very bittersweet, it felt like they’ve never been apart 
“it never stops feeling strange without you” "I know” 
lucas thinks of that conversation a lot
he started off the "younger uncle" then the "weird neighbourhood kid that visits grandpa claus" and inevitably the "weird kid from nowhere who goes to the cemetary every other month to put flowers on graves older than appears to be"
SO without attachments lucas traveled with boney, hoping that they find duster along the way.
eventually lucas comes back to tazmilly but it’s been a couple hundred years now and it’s completely different so he doesn’t recognize it
n lucas one day is caught outside with no shelter, it’s almost morning so he runs into osohe (which is way outta town so he assumed it was abandoned)
vampires can’t enter homes without being invited in because apparently homes are holy land but osohe is fuckn haunted so that doesn’t apply (adding on to the abandoned theory)
that’s how kumatora and him meet, she finds him exploring osohe all “wtf the fuck who are YOU...this me house”
So she gets an awkward lie explanation from lucas 
n she eventually catches on lucas is a vampire n is just DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I NEVER MET A VAMPIRE BEFORE FUCKN SWEET
lucas is just UM.;;; IS IT OK IF I STAY
"oh dude it's cool!! but u gotta tell me bout yourself bc i never met a vampire before ok?? i live iN THE PERFECT GOTHIC HOME BUT THERE’S NONE!! but here you are and i’m JACKED i gotta go to work tho so brb but afterwards u gotta tell me about yourself ok CYA"
lucas is still processing everything by the time she leaves, but he’s grateful and figures a conversation is the least he can do to repay her
in this au kumatora’s into cryptology bc her house is FULL of books and it’s a common subject (also the fact her castle is filled with ghosts and there are zombies just across the moat, it’s a p convenient hobby)
when she comes back she’s super excited because he’s still there 
lucas is kinda reserved but he still answers questions bc it’s POLITE
she asks bout p much everything?? “HEY do you need that” “y-yes” “is this true?” “not that i know of” “ok experiment time” “uH;;” “wait am i keeping you up?? it’s still daytime” “no it’s okay” 
after exhausting lucas of all his Vampire Facts kuma invites lucas to live at osohe castle, it’s big enough anyways
lucas is wary af bc he doesn't wanna accidentally get close to someone who 1. has a life span and 2. is technically food
but lucas ends up sticking around anyways, boney really likes it and he lowkey enjoys her company
so they keep chillin n lucas tells her how he hunts animals n how he only takes a bit of blood so they don't die and 
IDK I GO BY THE THEORY THAT VAMPIRES HAVE VENOM bc otherwise their entire food source becomes COMPETITION n they can bite but not?? TURN THEM INTO ANYTHIng so controlled blood flow for feeding purposes
also vampires only need to eat once or twice a month? they die around 6+ months without eating from starvation. It all depends on how quickly the blood cells in their body die basically.
ALSO when they bite you it doesn’t hurt bc their saliva numbs it so (sneaky bites) but it still feels weird as shit
bUT YA SO LUCAS N KUMATORA CHAt a whole bunch...you know that “accidentally get close” thing i mentioned? it happened
(it was kinda hard to avoid when the first companion you have that’s not your dog is informed on vampires and vampire goods, that was convenient)
so they keep hangin out and kumatora unlocks his Tragic Backstory
n sometimes kumatora helps him feed? like they go out together finding animals n storing blood
n lucas is fascinated with how technology has advanced bc he doesn't really?? go into towns anymore but he fuckn LOVES it
n they play video games n general COOL FUNTIMES
kumatora let’s lucas borrow her labtop to occupy himself and he looks for other vampires or hints of them
(this is under the assumption that osohe can get electricity in a modern au while still being ignored / abandoned)
n when kumatora goes to work he cleans up the castle n tries to show how much hE REALLY APPRECIATES HEr
n lIKE i also go by the logic that vampires do not do the stereotypical “turn into ashes at sunlight” it is a slow progression that takes up to 12 hours until absolutely turned to a crisp 
so basically if he covers himself and wears a shit ton of sunscreen he can chill in the middle of the day for like...a hour or two
and bc kumatora's WORTH IT he visits her at work n she's all LucAS WHAT ARe yO U DoING??   
lookin like a modern goth kid......has a huge red burn on his cheek..
he blames it on how pale/blonde he is “my brother is ginger you know”
kuma gets super worried n he's all bruh it cool i have like..2 more hours until i need to go to a hospital   
n kumas jsuT I GET OFF IN 4 HOURS GO HOME
kumatora invites him to movie nights with her friends n shit
people start calling lucas kumatora's goth boyfriend “never call him that when he's around or i'll murder you”
theyre all rather cool with lucas and find his speech kinda funny?
"wow look at those teeny boppers" "GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY GOD I LOVE IT" “???????????????" kumas friends ask for lucas more all WHAT SCHOOL DOES HE GO TO WHERE DOES HE LIVE "oh he's......foreign B)"
eventually it comes up how lucas doesn’t really want to be a vampire anymore and kumatoras just “dude i can help you find a cure” bc maybe her hobby is a bit Excessive but live your dreams
but ya lucas is just?? constantly wants to visit kumatora n loves her night shifts!! visits all the time they go on hikes a lot n jusT? GETS SO FUCKIGN ATTACHED IT SCARES HIM CONSTANTLY
they sometimes fall asleep on the couch together n when he's all "wow shes so cute.." he realizes how fucking Deep he’s in this and he’s FUCKED
he tries to distance himself but he Can’t Fucking Do It (just like w/ his fam)
whenever he tries to push her away she looks so upset it kills him 
N HE'S IN SUCH A STRUGGLE BC HE'S JUST
SO HAPPY TO BE AROUND HER??????
N LIKE WHEN THEY CUDDLE N STUFF HE'S JUST SO OVERWHELMED BC oh my god heartbeats!! oh my god she's gonna die before me
n lucas really fucking feels the severity of how FUCKED he is when its her birthday n hes just
yes she's gonna age and he's gonna outlive her n they could never realistically be happy even if by some offhand chance she even RETURNS the feelings
N HE HAS TO HIDE HIS CRYING N STUFF BUT KUMATORA HAS  A 6TH FUCKN SENSE FOR DISTRESSED LUCAS SO SHE'S ALL bruh :( whats up
so he opens up to her about his feelings and anxiety and she hugs him through it, it’s kind of a shitty way to confess 
“idk if i can forgive you for deciding that i’m gonna die before you” “are you threatening murder” “that and no way death’s gonna get me, i’m pretty stubborn”
a lil while passes
“you know... i’m okay with becoming a vampire” lucas refuses bc dude.. you can’t even comprehend the weight of immortality.. what if she regrets it 
“to hell if i make my closest friend suffer because of a life span” “hah i guess that’s the same for me”
they drop the vampire topic for the time being and move on to other ones such as... mutual feelings :^)
they’re both romantically inclined i mean... lucas spent 300+ years being a hermit and kumatora had other things to do
so they take it slow, it’s p much the same as before except.. hey...now when i think “man i wanna hold their hand” i CAN
it'd also be really sad and/or cute if the ghosts in the castle some of them were lucas's family which might be why boney likes it so much but also imagine them kissin on the couch "kuma ghosts r there" "EH THEYRE JUst ghosts" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) claus looks into the camera "after so long... finally my little brother gets some action :')"
but idk if that’s a thing bc it feels kinda weird i feel like kissin n shit wouldn't b very often bc as much as they both loVE IT 
IT'S NOT THAT GREAT FOR A VAMPIRE
YANO.... HEARTS R BEATING... NECK IS RIGHT THERE (lucas still adores it tho)
so back to the topic of Mortality
kuma gets attacked in an alley on the way home from work
n lucas finds her bc they were gonna meet up but he smelt the blood and when he does find her he just goes FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK n didn't know how to save her 
also thinking rationally is hard when OH LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD AHhaHA
SO HE BITES HER
he carries her body home n he spends the whole waiting process between DEAD and VAMPIRE crying just "hoyl shti please work please work" “what did i fucking dooooo” “what if i was earlier” “what if i was too late” so many anxieties
kuma wakes up and lucas transistions from panic to HAPPY PANIC OH THANK GOD
she’s really out of it bc of the process and he’s crying apologies “it’s okay you saved me” but he’s still crying, they cuddle for comfort
"hey atleast we did it NOW when i'm a hot sexy 19 yr old and not a wrinkly old lady” “kuma” “i’m tryna make light of the conversation”
so now that kumatora’s a vampire she only works night shifts until she eventually quits. They moved to a new town / whatever so it was easy to avoid having to meet someone in the daytime. facebook helped keep in touch with her friends while still letting the friendship die out.
it took kumatora a bit to get used to being a vampire. she threw up a lot at first and she didn’t like having to drink blood but she did eventually get used to it
idk if they find a cure bc idk what the cure would BE but they eventually find other vampires :^) they continued lucas’s search for duster and probably found him tbh
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