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fuckmeyer · 8 months

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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

#twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice #AMATEUR HOUR #HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER #BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right #oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee #BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi #Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy #vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good #omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp #surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world #Bella is imprisoned #FUCK Bella #FUCK this story #still a better one than BD tho #the end

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hugeegosorry · 6 months

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i need to bring this discourse to tumblr

#the absolute carnage #friendships are being torn #in da house #house md #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #eric foreman #allison cameron #fuck this im not tagging anyone else

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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Has Barnaby ever lick attacked Frank…?

exactly Once, i should imagine

#actually wait no more than once #barnaby probably made it into a personal game of Can I Lick Frank Without Getting Injured #in my mind the punch was a reflex #and frank was immediately like Oh Shit. Fucking Oops. lemme get you a bandaid #and herded barnaby inside his house before anyone could see the Carnage #the last thing he needs is the entire neighborhood getting their fleece in a twist over a little punch #rambles from the bog #scribble salad

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kalechip247 · 4 months

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tiktok wouldn’t let me post this 💔

#symbrock #venom 2018 #venom let there be carnage #eddie brock #i love gay ppl <3 #oh they fuck #actual soulmates #i want to kiss him too #me next

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cletus-kasadys-gay-boy · 4 months

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Me: I swear to god if one more guy tries to deny symbrock or spideypool I'm gonna lose my damn mind

My own flesh and blood: Eddie and Venom are brothers and Wade never liked Peter??

Me:

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bridoesotherjunk · 9 months

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just remember, the studios not paying their writers and actors fairly caused the strike

which caused venom 3 to be delayed

never forget that the people responsible for this are NOT the writers and actors. this all falls on the rich fucks at the studios who refuse to give up a tiny fraction of their profits to pay the people who make their products.

the big studios took away your symbrock

not the little guys

#venom #symbrock #this is a venom 3 specific post but this applies to all movies #wga strike #sag aftra strike #venom 3 #venom 3 thoughts #venom let there be carnage #sony #marvel #veddie #i hope the ceos of all these companies choke on their caviar and fall off their superyachts :)#eddie and venom would hate these studio executives #they would eat bob iger and i would fucking cheer them on #EAT EAT EAT VENOM EAT

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the-dye-stained-socialite · 2 months

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The Red-Handed Queen

Ink, Prismacolor, and Micron

#fallen london #the red handed queen #fallen london fan art #dye stained art #hands are fucking hard #also she left. so much carnage. all over my sketchbook and desk #had to tear her out to prevent further staining #i am. in fact. dye stained. or rather. ink stained.#cw blood #ask to tag

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iersei · 25 days

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this isn't an endorsement for any current combatant but i think that i might end up drawing whoever wins the dndads best npc poll tournament just covered in blood after all that's been wrought

#the blood. the carnage. the passion.#it's so fucking funny to me i love this community #sei wants to say

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darlingdekarios · 6 months

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THE FLAME / CLETUS KASADY Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

#the flame #cletus kasady #carnage #insomniac spider man #marvel’s spider man #marvel’s spider man 2 #spider man 2 spoilers #spider man 2 game #marvel’s spider man 2 spoilers #HE IS SO!!!#CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM MOANING #this character development had me on the fucking floor

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y-make-art · 2 years

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*agressively snuggles*

Fuck these pink colors are not my thing, immean, they feel too much corny yet they look good with them 😩 maybe because they're a pair of romantic basta-

Venom's toothless cuz: 1) it's easy to rub faces with Eddie and 2) I was friking lazy to draw one by one his teeth.

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luxury-nightmare · 9 months

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Venom supports the WGA strike, and so should you!

#wga strike #venom #venom let there be carnage #venom 2021 #venom 2018 #ai writing #pay your writers #my art shit #ibispaint art #shitposting #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich #eat the 1%#live laugh love symbrock

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miadearden · 5 months

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you know what fantasy needs less of?

- “enemies to lovers but actually they’re not really enemies they just snark at each other” trope

you know what fantasy needs more of?

- trains

consider swapping out the former for the latter

#me rewatching fmab - ‘fuck trains are great I love trains’#I think I’ll become a train guy #none of your fake enemies to lovers crap if you’re pitching enemies to lovers to me I want the fucking carnage

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tamarrud · 5 months

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How easy to not say exactly who broke the ceasefire and fired at civilians. How easy to ignore the terms of agreement of who can come back where that were part of the ceasefire. How easy to forget who fired missiles at Israel 15 minutes after the ceasefire started, and how Israel DIDN'T break the agreed terms. And the way that Hamas decided not to bring back the hostages, which were the reason Israel even accepted the truce in the first place. Stop trying to reshape the truth.

We can go back and forth to prove that literally every single thing you said is untrue but I am seeing people's parts being pulled from underneath their homes as I type this

There is no reshaping the truth of Israel's indiscriminate bombing of residential areas and refugee camps. There's no reshaping the truth of Israel's gruesome genocide that's ongoing for over 70 years.

So all I have to say is fuck you and the fucking trash that raised you

#they literally refused to accept the bodies of some of the hostages are you fucking kidding #they refused more hostages because they knew they wanted to go back to their carnage against a besieged population #fucking sick animals

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nomname · 4 months

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