#fuckdoodle

[makethemhoesmad]

hannah what the fuckdoodle was this side quest

#hannah hidalgo #i like that they didnt talk #corn girl acarws

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Can’t wait to get absolutely fuckdoodled tomorrow, ohhh boy

#I have an exam #a French exam #fuck meeeeeeeeee dude Ugh

[superstar8363]

Kamala: People are dying in this country. What do you have to say for yourself and Donald Trump?

Pence:

#kamala harris #joe biden #2020 election #mike pence #and his creepy face #debate #election #donald trump #is a fuckdoodle #the fly was the real MVP #also did you see pence's eyes #he got the covid #covid 19 #covidー19 #covid2019 #trump has covid #covid2020

[nocturniicus]

ODDLY SPECIFIC RANDOM AND UNIMPORTANT HAIKYUU HEADCANONS

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK EDITION

suna is the only Inarizaki member to have gone to Italy, he sent several selfies of his eyeliner running down his face due to the sheer fucking sweat and everybody laughed abt it

kuroo has the ugliest fucking feet, runner up is atsumu, but Kenma forbids him from ever entering the house without socks on, “ill puke all over ur disgusting feet” he says

noya and tanaka do that thing where they talk into fans for the warbled voices and then laugh hysterically about it and it pisses Ennoshita off so much that he has removed all fans from his house

one time, akaashi was chased by an angry chihuahua down a beach, and everybody pretends it never happened, but a freeze frame of him in the air with the dog about to bite his ass is konohas wallpaper

suga once said “oh fuckdoodle” and no one has ever let him live it down, to this day daichi and asahi sometimes let an “oh fuckdoodle” slip just to watch suga groan and bang his head against a wall

the haibas are so fucking annoying about how they’re hotter than everybody else, and at one point, yaku got so pissed that he went on the runway and was on the cover of vogue magazine just to be petty

bokuto made a snot rocket at kuroos house once, and akaashi hit him with a book, so disgusted that he ended up just leaving, and blocking bokuto for 2 weeks before caving after the 6th “I’m sorry” hot dog

tendou can contort his body into the most freaky shit, and one time did the bends backwards put ur head by your feet thing and when semi walked in, made the most girlish shriek ever and slammed the door on his hand

kageyama screams at birds because they wake him up at 5am, and once he fell out of his window and landed in a pile of leaves, in his pajamas, everyone thought he died

ushijima can rap the entirety of fergielicious, in a monotone voice, and does it at the randomest times, succeeding in shutting everyone up

k that’s all

#phew #weirdly specific haikyuu headcanons #this is the peak of my career #I expect to be famous after this #haikyuu

[imagines-mha]

HOLY FUCKDOODLE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?? IDK IF THIS IS LATE BUT I JUST GOT ON TUMBLR AND EVERYONE IS SAYING IT AND I WANT TO PUT IT ON MY CALENDAR. LOVE YOU SWEETIE. 💓💘💖💝💗💞💕💘💖💝💗💘💓💞💖💝💖💘💕💖💗💗💞💕💗💝💞💓💞💗💝💖💕💓💞💗💝💖💘💕💞💗💗💗💞💘💞💝💗💞💕💘💖💗💖💘💕💖💝💖💘💕💗💝 -peachy

THANK U SO MUCH MY BABY OMG AJDNWJDNWJSJQJS UR THE SWEETEST THANK U 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[emkaniff]

when are we gonna start oppressed entitled dog people...like I’ve literally told people I’m allergic to dogs in the hope that’ll make them keep their 100 lb german Fuckdoodle from jumping me and licking me with the same tongue I just saw him lick his own asshole with and it NEVER WORKS...I DONT CARE IF HES FRIENDY!!! I’m literally like jay versace voice get yo fuckin dog

[wanderingalonelypath]

HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED THIS ABOUT MYSELF

I ALWAYS STAYED AWAY FROM SATANISM BECAUSe THE CONCEPT OF SIN MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE I THINK PUNISHMENT IN GENERAL IS TOXIC ASF

BUT I JUST REALIZED

I WOULD WANT TO BE PUNISHED FOR ANY OF THE SATANIC SINS

BECAUSE THEY HURT OTHER PEOPLE

THAT IS THE ONLY SITUATION WHERE I WOULD EVER FEEL LIKE I OR ANYONE ELSE DESERVED SPIRITUAL PUNISHMENT

THIS IS A GAME CHANGER

#personal #satanism #holy fuckdoodles

[starfaring-princelotor]

Me at the voltron writers at this point: excuse me but what the FUCKDOODLE WAS THIS SHIT!?

Go back and do it again, writers. 

#asks #was this like #their first draft

[welcome-to-ny]

people: do you really want [religion/nationality/race/gender/sexuality] to be able to [basic human right that no one would give a flying fuckdoodle about if it was a christian american white straight cisgender male]

me:

people:

me: why the fuck not

#personal #religious intolerance #xenophobia #racism #misogyny #transphobia #homophobia

[laurelhips]

i can’t bring myself to give a flying fuckdoodle about the damp wonton interview bc it’s one little drop in a sea of fucking quality interviews about louis’ music and his career, his love and support for the other boys, and his projects moving forward. 

dan WISHES people cared about his piece. this is truly a bone for the antis to chew on and carry around like some badge of proof. i’mma let ‘em chew on that whole lotta nothing, they’ve earned it! lmaoooo

#my post #tommo

[south-by-midwest]

Ok so I might have lied, I actually turned into a little ball of angst for the past hour. NOW I'm going to sleep. And I have to fucking wake up at 6:30 for some ungodly fucking reason. 

Ciao all.

#personal #sometimes i hate this job #but the rest of the time its awesome #fuckdoodle #ciao

[papa-bats-blog]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT NOW MA. I WAS ABOUT TO REBLOG BRUCE'S DICK.

#fuckdoodle #okay don't do anything until i return #*cape swish* #ooc #fml