#fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuuuuuck you

[katsukiizmoon]

*whimpers*

Katsuki being one of those men with an elaborate shower routine. He applies hair oils once or twice a week. His body wash is coconut and caramel.

Katsuki uses an body net or body scrubber and a sugar scrub weekly. He’s got a stupid fuckin towel warmer and wears a goddamn shower cap in between wash days.

At first he thought it was stupid but his mama told him to wash his ass and exfoliate or he’d never be the best. And then next thing he knows you’re coming into his life.

You gasp when his skincare is a face wash and maybe moisturizer. The next time you’re in his apartment you spend time in his luxurious bathroom lining up different products and leaving sticky notes on his mirror.

His skin actually glows now, it’s so moisturized and plump. You’ve even convinced him to go get facials with you next week, and manipedis. Something about manicured hands being the sexiest thing in the world. He’s already picked out your nails for you after spending an hour browsing through Pinterest inspo.

And when you shower at his place you leave smelling like caramel and coconut!! He notices a little bit of his body scrub is gone and makes mental note to get a few more options for you. The both of you shower together here and there and you make sure to massage his muscles with soap.

N afterwards you’re rubbing Shea butter all over his back and chest. Katsuki massages it into your thighs and lower back, working out your tight muscles and after you just kind of lay there in the AC.

I just- he hhhnnghh idunnowhattodohndnhshzhnnnghh

#fuuuuuck #guys I was about to shower idk what to do now I’m just he’s so fuck #god #bakugou x reader #bakugou x you #bakugo x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou headcanons #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x yn #bakugo x yn #katsuki bakugo x y/n #bakugo x y/n #katsuki x yn #katsuki x y/n

[flowergirlmiwa]

if you think lesbians can be bisexual you are part of the fucking problem.

#my post #lesbophobia #holy fuuuuuck leave us alone I hate you people so fucking much

[spaciebabie]

i thionlk that william would be a skin picker and the only reason he would have kicked the habit would be because he got springlocked and if he picked at his "skin" (aka the suit) he would have just torn the shit ta shreds and suit cant grow back like skin so.

unfortunately hes a bunny here so that cant really happen. he picks at the area around his scars a lot i think

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #purple guy #springtrap fnaf #william afton #I WAS SUPPOSED 2 TAKE A NAP B4 WORK LOOK AT ME IM GONNA BE SO TIRED #FUUUUUCK #I GOT JJHYPERFIZEDATED #FUCK #anyways #spacie scribbles #have therse really really rushed doodles bye i love you #blood #blood tw

[gayofthefae]

Okay so- so- so- OKay so-

Okay, listen so-

So like what I'm SAYING is like- so-

#stranger things #byler season 2 #iykyk #aka all of my recent posts #season 2 self aware mike what the fuuuuuck????? #i thought you only existed in myth #byler #miwi #WAIT BUT LITERALLY THE FUCKING SHED SCENE??? OHMYGOD HE BEARED HIS SOUL POOR SCARED CHILD

[pnwdagnabbit]

Okay, y’all. I need to show this off and brag a bit. I’m one lucky son of a bitch.

So… I have talked to my bro @i-like-the-eyes about tats, what I wanna get, where I’m lookin’ at, and so on over the last couple weeks. One of them bein’ the neck tat that Donald Pierce has, only I wanted one like… more my style?

Like a skull with .45 colt revolvers for the crossbones and wearing a cowboy hat, rather than the military beret for Special Forces. And mannn… I woke up this morning to find Catchy fuckin’ made me this beautiful, badass, motherfuckin’ sick as shit, EPIC tattoo design!!!…

😳😳😳😍😍😍SERIOUSLY!?!? Y’all, if that’s not the most GORGEOUS design, then I dunno what is.

I cried. I was legit sobbing like a baby. 😂🙌

I am SOOOO gonna save up so I can get this bad boy for my birthday! I have GOT to get this TAT!!!

I will workout a thousand times harder and try to get extra muscle mass and leaned up around my chest and neck so that it’ll look how I want it to with where I wanna get it done. If I can’t get in the right shape by my birthday, then I’ll go and schedule it for Christmas. That way I’ll have time to get my ass in shape and save up. Either way…

I have to share, cuz that fucker is BEYOND talented. I am SOOO damn honored to call him brother. He’s my dang family and this just goes to show the amount of true-blue character, generosity, heart and soul, dedication, and love this man has for his friends.

No one asked him to do this! It’s not my birthday or a holiday! He just did it, cuz he’s that fuckin’ awesome and shows he cares, and I need everyone to know that about him. Anyone who don’t know how cool that cat is?… Welp!… Now ya do. *mic drop* 🎤💥 BOOM! Catchy is awesome. Here endeth the lesson.

-Dax (one spoiled ass mofo)

#DO YOU SEE HOW INCREDIBLE THAT TATTOO IS!?!) #Y’ALL!… The shading and highlights and details!?!? #It IS SIIIIIICK!!! FUCKING GORGEOUUUUS!!! 😍😍😍 #My bro is the BEST!!! ❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️ #TALENTED AS FUUUUUCK! 🎤💥🙌 #Y’all NEED to know how awesome he is. #There ain’t many ppl that go outta their way for others. #It’s rare you find honest to God REAL friends like him. #I don’t deserve him or his tat but I’mma KEEPIN’ THEM ANYWAY!!! 🤣🤣🤣 #MINE!!! 😍🤗😁😂❤️🧡💛 #i-like-the-eyes #pnwdagnabbit

[xxc0mp4ctd1scxx]

I wish that who uses only "she/her" or "he/him" referring to Mizu kinda get the drip that Mizu isn't neither a man nor a woman.

That whoever is using only one of these pronouns is actually seeing that Mizu is kinda beyond gender shit, and any other category.

So when using those are all in a genderqueer/genderfuck way. When calling them girlfriend or man or bf is in an ironic way.

I really wish I'm not seeing people thinking Mizu is a woman just bc they are AFAB or bc "this trope is ant-women" terf's shit. Cuz I guarantee that Mulan (1998) and Blue Eye Samurai (2023) aren't being feminist in a simple "We Can Do It, too" way, but rather "See, gender roles are stupid and fuck you if you think that genderqueer people don't exist and people are only MAN or WOMAN."

Man, I really hate when people look at a genderqueer story and think only in binary. Adult Mizu could have been a woman if they really were one, cuz the point of they being perseved as a boy was only to be more difficult to find them as a kid, when their mom couldn't protect them with her hands or power, cuz she had none.

I think that when they were in the wife role, they weren't really performing it as a woman, but more like a duty commonly attributed to wife (more like my father being the cook in the house and a really good caretaker who is really considering and cute, and also being the dad figure, when my mom is in the finances business of the house and isn't the best caretaker of all times...) and for they mom respect and consideration, cuz they loved her and wanted to show their love, retributing by marry that guy.

But they were rejected by their mom and their husband, when being their own singular self. When showing they weren't the wife, neither the woman people thought they should be.

Yes, they suit a masc appearance and mannerisms, but it seem dehonest to call them a man. They really don't perform a man image.

Just like non binary transmasc or butches... We aren't really men just bc we are mascs. And we aren't really, by the book, women, solely by the fact we are AFAB.

Why? Cuz it is just like that. Gender isn't the binary we were thought and I wish everyone a really good search and thinking on genderqueer thesis and documents, already documented discussions and a read on "Butch Blues", a watch on "Tomboy", etc.

#blue eye samurai #queer discourse #more like #queer rant #cuz im pissed fearing people are missreading the whole show #just bc Mizu is genderfucking around not giving a single shit about the binary #only doing what makes sense and (i also thinking) better suits and easy theirself in their skin #they wear a binder for fucks sake #it cant be thay they are binary #neither Mulan really was binary to be honest #look at how the movie ended #they weren't shouting “Im a binary woman human being” #they werent denying the improviment on self-realization that they had #also they were seemed to be kinda ok and enjoying it #not like “oh fuck I really hate being in this situation. being persived as a man” #fuck you if you dont agree #by the “but is better to be a men” logic trans women and transfem nonbinary people wouldn't fucking exist #soo fuuuuuck youuuuuu #im really not in to a discussion #this is my statement #not an invitation #if you disagree bc you think those points im criticizing are right #and you also want to talk??? #i just want to punch you in the face you fucking transphobe #this is no discussion #and stop invalidating queer people's history. lives and ownselfs #fuck you #mizu

[hamartia-grander]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

#Cw gun mention I guess #I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers #And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses #And NO curtains or blinds because she's old #And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE” #In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot #And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard #But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold #Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us #Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid #It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn #But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid #And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot #Literally what the fuck is this. #“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US #Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like #I fuuuuucking hate it here

[knifearo]

beloved aro blog thank u for that response to the anon who didnt know how to tell if they were aro (it says asexual, but maybe that was a typo?). i generally use the aro label for myself because it fits 95% of the time but that 5% is when the doubt comes in and i feel like im "faking it." but that anon u answered has Cleared the Cobwebs of Doubt. youre Right. Amatonormativity is So Prevalent. the paragraph about wanting romance bc romance, or wanting romance bc society says u need a romantic relationship to get xyz thing from life Hit Me So Hard. i think i will come back to this post every time i feel Unsure about my label. so thank u for placing your words in that order for me. love loses. love wins. violence. have a great day homie

first of all. i'm ur beloved aro blog 🥺 nd yeah i do think it was a typo haha

second of all i'm so glad that it helped out for you :) the thing about amatonormativity is that you will constantly go "it can't be doing ALL of these things." but then it IS. EVERY TIME. you look up and amatonormativity is warping your ideas of self-worth and your plans for the future and your interactions with friends and family and holding society as a whole in a fucking vice grip and it's fucking. stealing your lunch money too. idk. that bitch. you know how it is. anyway that 5% is so real and you're so real for feeling it and it is NOT silly or cringe to take a few seconds in the bathroom mirror telling yourself "you ARE aromantic. and it's okay." if that's something that'll help. and also yada yada "aromanticism is not one uniform experience and arospec identities are valid and you can call yourself aromantic even if you experience romantic attraction sometimes as long as it feels like a label that's relevant to your experience" all the things that i'll say anytime someone is coming to me saying that they don't know if they're Really aro haha. just to get it out of the way. sounds like you've got stuff in a good place rn and i'm so glad that you're feeling that way :) hell yeah brother love loses!!!!! aromanticism forever and ever 🖤

#man who never stops talking about aromanticism when someone lets him talk about the logistics of using the aromantic label #GOD i need to write my little aro theory posts so bad. i need people to have a framework in place #so that i can talk about the way that amatonormativity has fucked up our societal concepts of morality cause like... #saying 'amatonormativity has a huge influence on whether you are seen as a morally good person' is WILD with nothing behind it. #but it's true. anyway. fuuuuuck dude. #love you anon kissing you hope you have such a good day. write in anytime #ask #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aro positivity #aroace

[goldiipond]

MARIO GANG WE FUCKING WIINNNN

#skye's ramblings #i just woke up to fucking. dash explosion. TTYD REMAKE WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! #ohhhhh yeeah ttyd is actually the only paper mario i haven't played besides color splash #watched a playthrough forever ago but itll b nice to play it myself YAY. nintendy i am smiling at you so sweetly. do spm too please?? please #also nintendo america its 19 years later youre going to leave vivians transgenderism in the localization right. you will do this right #ALSO PRINCESS PEACH SHOWTIME LOOKS SOOO CUTE WHAT. I LOVE YUOU PEACH!!!!!!!!! RUNS INTO TRAFFIC

[femslashspuffy]

If you could see my face when Julianne Moore asks "who was in charge" like fuuuuck. That's what it's been leading to that's what these last 100 minutes were for

This movie (haven't reached the end yet) is a series of scenes where Natalie Portman digs deeper into and affects Julianne Moore's life and there are two epiphanies. "This is what grown ups do" and "who was in charge" and they both work together to help Reggie from riverdale to UNDERSTAND what's happened to him christ

#rehks rants #may December #may December spoilers #I'm so glad I fucking watched this movie #can you tell I don't know any of these characters' names #'who was in charge' #me sitting up going: fuuuuuck her #she's so fucking canniving her ex husband said it 'who would do something like that with a 7th grader'

[ethereal-maniac]

I simply can not play cod or I will get into a whole new level of hyperfixation that will tear my soul a part as I start writing a gajillion fics, it will completely take over my life. 💀

#for you #at least let me choose my hyperfixations 😭 #fuck fuck fuuuuuck #cod #cod x reader #help

[bisexualalistairtheirin]

Reminder to myself: never take Aveline to Night Terrors again.

#what the fuck what the fuck what the f #you would think walking in a mage's shoes for a lil bit would allow you to develop some empathy for them #NOPE. 'I got tempted by a demon and if mages deal with the same scenario I now support the Gallows' what the fuuuuuck #I usually do Merrill Isabela and Anders but I wanted to switch the former two for Fenris and Aveline bc I was curious #jesus fucking christ

[youngpettyqueen]

Garak seeing Palandine again, with her daughter, is fucking agonizing but this especially-

“Watching Palandine and her daughter defy gravity with their dance of love destroyed all my definitions, and my carefully maintained boundaries began to give way, for the first time since Bamarren, to the magic of limitless possibility. I knew at that moment that I’d never be satisfied again. Even my beloved orchids looked like weeds.”

has me in shambles

#star trek: ds9 #a stitch in time #elim garak #fuuuuuck me dude this is painful #and my god does it fucking track with what we know of Garak from the show #Garak knows he is never going to be satisfied #he knows there's no point in wanting or longing #but he's not strong enough to stop himself from wanting #from longing #from craving #and it will be the same later in life #when he knows he doesnt deserve the soft things #the nice things #he still won't be able to deny himself those things #he just isnt strong enough to not go for what he wants #whether or not it will satisfy him #whether or not he deserves it #we see it in his conversations with Julian throughout this book #Garak fully says that their relationship is over- he believes that Julian ended it #but he still goes to him when Julian asks him to #because he wants Julian- and you can take that in any context you want #platonically romantically sexually #he wants Julian #so even though he believes their relationship is over #he still goes #because he wants him #and he cant stop himself from going after what he wants #even if he thinks its futile

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

SORRY SORRY SORRY FOR POSTING REPLAY VULTURE VIDEOS BUT LOOK AT THE EXTENSION OFF OF NOSTROVIA FROM TESTAMENT GAME 1 ROUND 1 I'M SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME HELLOOOOOOOO I FUCKING MADE GORILLA NOISES OUT LOUD

#sairambles #guilty gear #testament #ino #i-no #video #LMAOOO I WAS LIKE “oh just gonna cash out on Nostrovia for Stain maybe get pressure and oki- OOOUWAAAGH?!?!?!” #FUCKING WALLBREAK WHAT THE HELLL THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL #I love Testament players dude every time I'm like “yeah I know what you can do with stain” #and they're like “Hold my tea and watch this shit” #fuuuuuck me that's so fucking sick nasty I'm screamin #ggst #Youtube

[falled-over]

#i love unpoetic justice #her point contesting what that other commentary youtuber said about 'if you've ever been bigoted in the past just dont be in the spotlight' #was so refreshing to see lol. i am so tired of the cultural leftist (could just be a white leftist thing. pls forgive my blindspot here) #ideal that people Are or Are Not good people and you cannot change that. its so counter productive #the guy shes reacting to is so annoying. serious dude whos never been told to shut up syndrome #'i tried to think if there was anything ive done in the past that could hurt my career but i didnt find any. ive avoided slurs. ive removed #bigoted friends from my life' if you dont shut the fuuuuuck up. the fuck up #'i have always been a good person love me love me' shut up bitch #not saying slurs is not an endpoint to being a good person. if thats where you start go further #Youtube

[tradingjack]

(wip) my large, buff vash agenda making its way into all my drawings

#you can not convince me vash doesnt wear those long ridiculous coats in part to hide the fact that he's Ripped As Fuuuuuck #like???? literally any iteration of him whenever he's shirtless or whatever he's ripped as hell!! #even stampede kept that #his coat does such a good job fooling people it's fooled so much of the fandom lol. this man is huge and muscular af fuck all of you #even young vash idc #this like. i acknowledge i do draw vash buffer than on model (jojo continues to haunt me) but even so #my drawing is not that far off the canon panel lmao #vash the stampede #fuck it yallre gonna look at my buff vash propaganda #trigun #artists on tumblr #my art #wip #manga #trying to be a lot looser with what a post bc otherwise im only sharing shit like. once a month. and i dont like that tbh #this is also an effort to be nicer to myself 👍