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aita-blorbos · 4 months
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AITA for tricking a bunch of people into losing a game?
The situation is pretty simple. Basically what I said was "you just lost The Game" and everyone who read that immediately lost.
AITA?
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edscuntyeyeshadow · 4 months
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when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold, dark earth. no grave could hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her
(‘her’ being the hit tv show and queer romcom Our Flag Means Death, canceled on January 9th 2024)
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e-von-dahl · 1 year
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ABOLISH THE FUCKING JURY
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punkymaysnark · 28 days
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Me? Oh, I'm feeling fine.
An anaconda was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead by a trophy hunter just for the bragging rights but I'm fine. A beautiful anaconda who was the largest snake in the world was shot dead by a trophy hunter just for the bragging rights within a month of being advertised to the world by scientists after a decade of living peacefully but I'm fine. You hear me? I'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfineI'mfine
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elliesbelle · 4 months
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you CALL ME UP AGAIN just to BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE
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azraelsghost · 1 month
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lmao i fucking love it when my irls spend a whole 10 minutes explaining to me how ugly i am and then laugh at me when i tell them that someone told me i was pretty yesterday
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godaweful · 7 months
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"what happened to the other two? the wizard and the monk?" "probably dead."
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abysslll · 8 months
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hey tumblr i am going to hunt down your ceo and kill them if this doesn't go away right this fucking second
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as8bakwthesage · 8 months
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Lily Orchard's fans are vile cunts too
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Take that vulnerability horseshit and shove it up your fucking ass, you piece of shit. Go on and fucking side with the goddamn molestor. This isn't about fucking cartoons.
Fuck. You.
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musashi · 5 months
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i have never been this much of a fucking trainwreck. i feel so scared and powerless
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thegreenler · 26 days
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you ever think about how many people didn't give a flying fuck about palestine until they had white savior aaron bushnell
good on ya bushbaby but it's hard not to notice how many people are more fixated on glorifying him with cool on fire white guy paintings than anything surrounding why he did that.
for the record I do not mourn US soldiers who kill themselves, fuck you and the dogshit empire you fought for. you did one right thing and it was the last thing you ever did.
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kylewalker-peters · 11 months
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Dortmund players that go to Bayern genuinely deserve 0 rights
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dogt-eeth · 11 months
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Since I didn't get any art done today, here's a Bertnie edit
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They're so Gay I love the queers
[Img ID: A screenshot of Bert and Ernie, from Sesame Street. Their noses are touching and Bert has his hand on Ernie's shoulder. Behind them is the Gilbert Baker pride flag. End ID.]
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birdclowns · 6 months
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people who blast music out of their cars in the middle of the city at night: how's it feel to be the most hated person alive? I am going to find you, and rip out your car speakers with my bare hands
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calnoc · 4 months
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imm fucgking kimilimg mysefsls
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pomodoko · 1 year
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No notifs, no email, no nothing. Within less than one day.
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