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#fuck off with ur transphobia
craycraybluejay · 5 months
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saturnniidae · 1 day
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I will never understand how people will agknowledge just how jk rowling is as a human being, and still like Harry potter. You can't fucking "separate the art from the artist" when the 'art' is filled with antisemitism, racism transphobia and more! You can't even think about doing that when the 'artist' herself is a fucking HOLOCAUST DENIER.
(Also it's even more pathetic considering jk rowling is actually a shit writer. Like let's be honest, everything people love about Harry potter is from the movies. Every bit of personality Harry had was from his actors portrayal of him)
These people don't care that they're clinging onto the mediocre work of a holocaust denier that wishes death to trans people because they're too wrapped up in nostalgia or whatever. It's pathetic and honestly disgusting.
And it speaks volumes how pretty much all the people I see behaving this was are white
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drakey-wakey · 1 year
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came across a post picking apart the term transandrophobia on like a linguistic level and like. really? for fucks sake yall. can you just drop the semantics for one second and listen?
Instead of focusing on whether the word being used is accurate or good or 'politically correct' or whatever can you guys fucking listen to us when we talk about whats going on. Denying your queer brothers a voice to talk about their own unique oppression is neither helpful or kind, and honestly just contributes to the transandrophobia further.
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So fun seeing the cohosts show themselves here !!!! I would also but MAYBE not now
+ a good day to trans ppl
I can't support due to religion but I still respect them and think they're all cool
You are getting blocked, Goodbye forever
(( If you can't support trans people, you can't support this blog and its creator + community, plain and simple. ))
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evergreen-lyricist · 2 years
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something i've been thinking about lately is how terf rhetoric frames trans people. (content warning for discussion of transphobic rhetoric, incidental misgendering & transphobic stereotypes from here forward.)
we hear a lot of terfs talking about trans women being inherently predatory, or at least "invasive" in their use of women's spaces. this connects to the talking point of the necessity "single-sex spaces." but they also create & "sell" a very specific image of what a trans woman looks like, or rather who a trans woman is. the terf "ideal" of a trans woman is an adult man in a dress who calls himself a woman to enter "women's spaces" and prey on cis women. they don't talk about teenage trans women & they especially don't talk about preteen trans girls, like Kai Shapley. in terf thinking, trans women are all adult men who "cosplay" as adult women in order to reap the "benefits."
in contrast, terf rhetoric only ever mentions trans boys; or rather young girls who are "seduced" or "manipulated" into participating in the "transgender craze." these "young girls" need to be protected from the trans "agenda" that seeks to corrupt them. trans men aren't trusted to know themselves. the terf "ideal" of a trans man is a teenage girl who wants to transition bc she has been misguided & told it will help her escape misogyny. they don't talk about adult trans men who pursue medical transition (or don't), they only ever talk about young "girls" who are being "misled" and "tricked." notice how they infantalize Elliot Page (an adult man in his thirties) because he exists outside of their image of "confused young girls who don't understand the consequences of their actions."
in other words, trans men are not given agency in their transition & lives while trans women are always assumed to have a nefarious ulterior motive. because terf rhetoric is built on bioessentialism, in their minds "males" are always manipulative & "females" are always the ones being manipulated. "males" are always looking for more power over "females." "females" are simply small & weak-willed & need to be protected from the "males" who wish to trick them. it's all bullshit, but terfs sure as hell are consistent with their marketing.
TLDR: terfs believe all trans women are tricking all trans men into transitioning because they believe all trans men are vulnerable and all trans women are manipulative.
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steviebeastinks · 11 months
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(venting, transphobia tw)
how am i supposed to just go about life rn like the governor isn't actively trying to kill us? i feel like i’m at the worst stage of every horror movie where one person knows what’s going on and no one believes them.
i don’t think everyone understands just how bad it is in florida. this is literally the worst it has EVER been for trans people in the states.
my testosterone prescription is only gonna last me another 2 months maybe and planned parenthood has been forced to stop providing HRT bc nurse practitioners provide 90% of it and it is now illegal for them to do so.
i will be, i am, WE ARE being forcibly detransitioned. it is illegal for me to use the men's restroom now, but if a cis woman sees me and decides i don't look femme enough (which i don't), she can still call the cops on me.
if you have a trans kid and allow them to start HRT, the state is now allowed to kidnap them from you and charge you with child abuse.
performing drag in public is now classified as a sex crime against children, which are now punishable by death without a unanimous vote.
are we just supposed to pretend we don't see what's happening? it's not a conspiracy, it's not a theory, it's an active threat building a fire in the attack and i'm supposed to go to work like i don't hope a militant leftist does the funniest fucking thing possible in the world to ron desantis right about now?
this is going to go down in this shitty country’s history as yet another gruesome, genocidal chapter that was completely avoidable.
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tskumoyuuma · 11 months
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yall listen we all kno that conservatives still hate gay people and yea theyll prob still throw a tantrum over seeing a rainbow but I need yall to actually recognize that this year, these past few months, the backlash isnt solely about "rainbow capitalism" in regards to rainbow merch and rainbow logos. it's about these companies showing the bare minimum support / advertising to trans women.
bud light wasnt throw out and destroyed by bigots because they made rainbow cans. it was because they hired a trans woman influencer and put her face on one can.
one of the pride items heavily targeted by conservatives at target was a womans swim suit that was advertised as tuck friendly. they started wrongly claiming it was being sold to children to support their claims of target grooming children with their pride collection.
yes theyv always hated gay people and rainbow capitalism. but this year specifically the hate is being directly shown on trans women, and simply talking about homophobia is ignoring the biggest problem facing our community this pride month
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spacelazarwolf · 2 years
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not to be a fucking boomer but holy motherfuck i’m so tired of young queers on social media having temper tantrums about flags and words and fanfiction and just shit no one gives a fuck about in real life.
here’s a list of things i’ve encountered in irl queer spaces that no one batted an eye about that i have seen nuclear level freak-outs about on tumblr:
- trans man calling himself a lesbian
- trans man calling himself a femboy
- lesbian being married to a trans man
- trans man and trans woman calmly and respectfully talking about reproductive transphobia (me and my voice teacher who i adore)
- gay men in puppy masks simply existing
- trans woman not doing voice training/feminization because she likes her voice the way it is and somehow not “tRiGgErInG” the women around her with her scary deep Male VoiceTM
- queer people saying slurs in normal speech when we talk about history or community or for self identification
- talking about how cishets are shitty to us no matter how we identify and not policing other people’s language when they talk about their personal experiences
i am far from the first person to say this but oh my god go outside. meet other queer and trans people in person at queer events. if you can’t do that, see if there are any streaming events you can attend. but just get off social media. stop thinking of the queer community as this nebulous online thing with rules and regulations created by and for white tumblr teens. it’s a real living breathing group of people that has infinitely varied experiences that a 20 yr old white tumblr user will never be able to succinctly boil down into a one liner. definitions mean nothing. stomping ur feet on tumblr bc u saw a trans man use a word u don’t like or a trans woman like a thing u think is gross and bad is stupid and u should not do it. grow up and go do something fun.
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berrymeter · 2 years
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while i am just a bit sad no one knows who sweet-p is aside from the besties TM i have witnessed her with... i am soo glad none of my mutuals have any idea who she is. the game treats her so badly it makes me want to commit crimes
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pastadoughie · 4 months
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i am literally begging people to stop putting sexism and transphobia on my dashboard please fucking think critically abt ur internal biases for 5 secconds and please accept even an ounce of critisism without assuming that someone is attacking you unfairly
alot of you have extremely sexist beliefs that you dont recognize because within social media as a whole these are incredibly normalized, covering blatent homophobia and misandry in tumblr buzzwords doesnt make you not sexist it just lets you be sexist and homophobic and transphobic in a way that is socially acceptable and incouraged within a queer centric space
i keep seeing posts talking abt how people actively like artwork (writing, photography, drawings) more when they find out its of a butch lesbian and not just a dude, and like, if your opinion on a peice of media can change solely based on the gender of the person being depicted by it, with zero change to the character, then that implies an inharent bias against men like, just because its men doesnt mean it isnt sexism
same thing where people think that media depicting gay men is better when it explicitly isnt written by a gay man, like that implies a fundimental disrespect of the work based on the sexuality and gender of the author. if you like an artwork but then you find out its written by a trans women, and all of a sudden you think its garbage, you are transphobic, but when people try to point this same bias out for the works of queer men this is largely written off.
i know ppl will argue abt punching up and whatnot, and while i do in some ways agree with that overall sentiment, i think that we should be striving to uh, not be sexist at all, rather then just being misandrists instead of mysogenists, like, if you only care about sexism when it hurts women/women ajacent people then you dont actually hate sexism you just want it to harm a different group of people, you dont hate the system you just want to be ontop of it and benifit from it
misandry and mysogeny present in different ways, they arent a directly comparable thing, different people have things worse in different ways so its rlly hard to take a group and say "this group has it worse", like yes generalizations like that can help in an extremely broad sense, but the world is not black and white and this kind of shit is mindnumbingly complex, trying to act like there is some kind of objective scoreing system for who is more oppressed then who is just unproductive and harmful
and moreover, someone having it worse then you doesnt make you less deserving of trying to make your situation better, i dont experience racism and in many many many ways i have it easier then poc people, that does not make me undeserving of support and that doesnt make me complaining or trying to better my situation unreasonable
we can care abt the lives and want to better the situation of different groups simoltaniously, we dont have to stop caring about racism because we want to better transphobia
i get that transwomen have it rlly bad and i do not experience the exact same struggles as them, and therefore cant comment on alot of them, but so often i see erasure of queer men in order to give more focus to transwomen, and just because trans girls go through alot of shit doesnt make that ok
one thing that people have to recognize about misandry and specifically transmisandry that you dont really have to see as much with its mysogeny counterparts is that they have far more attention and people care far more about activism for queer women/women in general, queer mens experience and specifically the transmasc experience is very very very often erased and written off even by supposedly trans friendly and queer sorces, people care more about butch lesbians then they do trans men dispite the insane ammount of overlap between the two groups, when researching about historical butch lesbians alot of them are just, trans guys that people are misgendering and mislabeling as butch lesbians because ooooo woemennnnn
being transmasc myself i can say that like, the erasure of trans men is an extremely large issue, for large swaths of history the experiences of trans people arent paid attention to at all, and even looking at media coverage today, if people are going to talk abt transgenderism they are talking about it specifically under the lens of trans women
this is largely because misandry (specifically, people thinking that having cock and ball makese u somehow predatory) makes trans women an easier punching bag, trans women get more attention because they are easier for radfems (misandrists) to be bigoted against in a more violent way, if you assume all men and amab people are violent and predatory by nature then this makes justifying violence against trans women easier
and yea being a punching bag for the media is fucking hard but it does mean that activism for that group is much much much louder, more people are complaining about trans women so more people know abt the specific issues they face
but dispite trans men yaknow, also existing and recieving a shit ton of transphobia and erasure over history they dont get talked about as much, people hate us and are violent twards us but we dont nessasarily get the same outrage for our treatment
trans men are just as often get the dismissal for being women, and the outrage for being men as trans women do we just dont get as much support and thats really difficult! often people seek to treat transmasculinism as some kind of new thing like, i get the comment often that "usually its boys that wanna be girls" and its like, no. its not. its simply that people care less about us
i think that its really easy to misenterpret me here so im gonna just get this out of the way, i dont think that women have it easier then men in a broad socital sense, but also, i dont nessasarily believe that means that my complaints are invalid, being a queer woman is not a walk in the park, and neither is being a queer man, and both groups experience homophobia transphobia and sexism in different ways, so acting as if saying one is objectively worse then the other is unfair and reductive
i think that if we want to get anywhere in regards to making it easier to be trans then we need to talk about all queer experiences, you cant just, only care about trans women you have to care about all trans people, and moreover queer people in general, this means you HAVE to be vigilant about people wrapping up sexism in a tumblr buzzword packadge, you need to consume things critically and you are not immune to pipelines, people dont just wake up and become radfems you get continually fed more and more extreme idologies, being fed things that you 90% agree with untill you eventually become completely removed from the groups you were supposed to stand with
you can care about the oppression of multiple groups at once, and if you think activism in any way involves the erasure of a certain group then you have fundimentally misunderstood what youre supposed to be doing, queer men exist and they deserve support and respect and you need to be able to support and respect them without being like "ohh she is soooooo trransfemme coded" like. men can be queer and still be men, they can be queer and still deserve your love and support, i am begging.
also yes i am aware that outside of my specific experience of tumblr people fuckin hate trans girls and women in general and they dont feel the need to do this shit. but that doesnt mean what im talking about is not an issue and is not something that people need to change and address. if you find urself doing this shit you have got to reflect on yourself, you arent immune to transphobia or homophobia or sexism ESPECIALLY if you think that you somehow are magically immune. nobody is. no identity is. everybody is suseptible to this shit and it takes active critical thinking in order to combat it
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Am I the asshole for calling a (now ex-) mutual a stingy asshole?
So to start, I (NB20) am in a pretty rough situation, I'm facing homelessness soon, transphobia at home and work and my hours have been getting cut resulting in me making even less money that can sustain me. I have a toyhou.se forum post up stating I have emergency commissions open to help me out and to please support me if you can. This is where the situation begins. I have a mutual on toyhou.se who I'll call Apple (MTF22) I talk to sometimes to the point I'd say we are friends, not super close but friends nonetheless. She made a bulletin telling people about my commissions and to please comm me if they could which I'm very grateful for since I did get a few customers from her because of that. The thing is, a few weeks later, she made a bulletin talking about how happy she was so many commissions she bought were finished around the same time and posted all of them with the artists tagged in the post. It was honestly... quite a few, I'm talking like 9 pieces of art of her fursona and even a custom vtuber model she got of her sona. I was going to reply all happy for her, but it made me think... how much did she spend on those commissions?? So I went through all the artists socials to find their commission prices and came to a total of fucking $385!!! More than half of my current goal I'm trying to make through commissions to stay out of homelessness!! So I messaged Apple saying since I saw she bought a few commissions if she was interested in buying a comm from me. She replies saying "Ohh! I'd love to <333 but im just not in a place to buy any more comms right now :< sorry >.<!!" So I casually reply really? because it seems like your in the perfect place to help me out after already spending over $300 in commissions. She tells me she's sorry and really wishes someone would be able to help me out but she just wasn't that interested in my art or a custom to which I tell her she could've easily donated to my ko-fi which I have always had since she clearly has money to spend? To this, she straight up IP blocks me. So still fucking annoyed, I vented in a discord server I share with a few friends from being in a few shared CS together, saying how annoying it is rich assholes like her would drop half a thousand for a picture of their fursona but don't even blink twice at their so called friends. anyway, one of my friends takes a look at Apples th profile and notices she has a new bulletin up and sends me a screenshot, but anways the bulletin reads like "hey!! just saying, but please dont come into my dms acting like you know my financial situation better than i do, just because i buy a lot of commissions doesnt mean im made of money! and please dont think that me commisioning artist 1 means i hate artist 2? thats so weird, thanks!!!!!" and seeing all their subscribers just kissing her ass pissed me off so i made my own bulletin that just stated "i thought it was pretty fucking weird to know how bad ur friend's situation was and to go buy a bunch of comms instead of buying a comm from or even throwing a buck to help me out? like yeah im gonna think i know ur situation better than u, you stingy fuck!!!" Anyway, she mustve been block evading (which I reported her for) since she unblocked me, took a screenshot of my bulletin, then went on about how she lived in an abusive household; her dad had thrown her into a sink and chipped her tooth, bruised half her face and scarred it pretty badly. She bought a bunch of commissions immediately afterwards in a panic to make herself feel better, paying everything with her savings. Which to me.. isn't an excuse. Ive been hit and abused and still found scraps of money to pull together to give to mutuals who need it and Ive been bumping my own post like crazy and she had literal weeks to donate or comm me. Not to mention Ive had exmutuals of hers come to me saying that shes never donated anything to them either despite advertising their posts but always had money for plushies, comms and other crap, meaning Im not alone in thinking shes a stingy asshole. This is getting long, so here, tumblr AITA?
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Yo you know what
Miguel O'hara would be the BIGGEST trans ally on campus.
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He hates transphobia. He hates anyone who entertains the idea or logic of it. He hates people who talk down about or scrutinize HRT.
And he really can't stand people who call trans people's genders and identity into question.
SO WHAT if someone feels the need to take an injection or pill to be at peace?
Miguel can't MAKE webs - not like a lot of Spider-people can. Okay. He's still Spider-man.
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So what the hells the problem?
I said this in another post but like - he would NOT let that shit fly by him.
I am a strong believer in Mild Miguel who is literally just some dude -
But this is one thing he'll pop off for.
He hears a new recruit spewing transphobic bullshit on campus. Suddenly Miguel is fucking fuming, calls them into his office and is like
'Oh you think what people inject into their body to go about their lives in peace is your business? Is that right? You think someone's titles are up to you? Isn't that cute :)'
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*starts throwing shit at them*
Like you would never question Miguels place as Spider-man to his face. The same way Miguel would NEVER let you doubt his identity as Spider-man, he'd never let anyone else doubt the identity of a trans person.
So you WILL gender Gwen right and you WILL say she/her.
He just finds it unacceptable. Miguel sees himself like - the manager of a company.
He thinks he SHOULD NOT have to be teaching people basic fucking respect. That's something you get at home and bring with you.
They're Spider-people. HEROS. If he has to explain such a simple concept to you- NOT being transphobic - he's already doubting your entire competency as both a Spider-person and like...an actual person lol
This is not a debatable thing. This is a two strike system with him. One warning with an apology, Second time - either punishment or he's just gonna fucking dismiss you.
He'd look at a transphobe and be like 'Go home. This Spider-man thing is very obviously not for you. You aren't welcome here.'
He will cancel meetings and call a member to his office immediately if a discrimination report comes in - YES HE DOES CHECK FOR THOSE REPORTS. He reads them personally.
If you're unknowledgeable, there's resources on campus and a Sensitivity Training Course.
He knows some universes just aren't up to speed with LGBT rights. Understandable - all there's resources there to help those adjust, integrate, and celebrate queer people.
The Society even has an LGBT center.
The Society has a robust and safe HRT care program that utilizes 2099 technology. There's trans educated therapists on campus and support groups. If you're stealth you can also get private services.
He'll PERSONALLY reassure any trans Spider-person that they are who they are supposed to be. And that their place in the universe isn't ruined by the fact they're trans.
He'd absolutely tell a trans Peter Parker that taking T doesn't make him less of a Spider-man by ANY capacity.
And that on campus they will be seen for the real person they are - not whatever transphobic labels their universe gives them.
The same way he compliments Lego-Spiderman, he'll try to uplift trans members and look out for them.
Like imagine walking into Miguel's office excited to tell him you started HRT at the center.
And he stops his filing and stops his conversation with Lyla to congratulate you, and tell you he's excited for you and your progress.
After a mission, when you come to report it to him he listens. And he waits until ur teammates are filing out to come over and ask how HRTs going, if you're feeling good, if you need any resource he can talk to Lyla about.
He always remembers anniversaries, walking by to drop a casual 'Three months.' and a thumbs up.
It's only a short little interaction, but it's still appreciated. He still cares.
Miguel would absolutely believe that no matter how you got to who you are - you are who you say you are. And no matter what other people say about you - you are who you say you are.
He's Spider-man and you're you.
And if anybody got anything to say about it he's going Miguel Mode
I love Mild Miguel. Mild Mentor Trans Ally Miguel
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aropride · 6 months
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"people love transmascs, actually" if people actually Looked at the discussion around half those anti trans healthcare bills being passed especially in regards to care for transgender kids they would see So Many of them target transmasc healthcare specifically. if i have to see the terms 'healthy breast tissue' 'future fertility' and 'barren womb' or see that book cover of a girl with a hole punched out of her abdomen one more time im gonna fucking lose it. every other day theres a new totally real story of a doctor "brutally hacking off the beautiful bouncing succulent supple healthy oh so healthy and also did i mention healthy? breasts of a 11 year old female femonid girl young woman and ruined her life FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!" and people wanna act like transphobes give transmascs a free pass to "basically cis" land
no literally like. around january-march i was researching a lot abt the (us specific) anti trans laws and eventually i had to stop actively doing that for my mental health but the thing that really made me have to stop wasnt even just the crushing weight of the rise of transphobia in this country. it was going online and seeing people be like "Actually none of these laws affect transmascs and if u say they do ur erasing transfem struggles". it just seems so cruel and useless to say we aren't affected by this shit when we objectively are. like who is this helping? what is it accomplishing? idk it was just crazy to see videos of mothers crying about how their "daughters" were "disfigured" by "doctors testing dangerous drugs on healthy young girls" in front of their state's representatives and then to open my dash and see posts like "typical theyfabs making these bills about themselves i hope all cuntboys kill themselves" or whatever. like if none of that is us facing "actual" oppression what is? what does it take? how many more of us have to die before our voices are worth listening to?
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and you don't get to speak over black or even other racialized women to defend precious wittle men of color against us calling out misogyny or pretend that our experiences with violent men of our own communities aren't also systemic patriarchy. when WOMEN are speaking about our experiences you all loser notlikeothergirlsimtrans weirdos want to finally care about the double standards racialized people face... yes whites will always asume PoC are somehow irrational or violent (not u tho, mrs mammy) and yet, male individuals using physical strength and even raised voices against women IS something that affects us too, because believe it or not racist, we are women! If a white woman is accusing a racialized man thats when MAYBE we can take a deeper look. but u dont get to pretend women of color aren't harmed by male violence in all the ways its normalized. fuck off. bioessentialism would be thinking unfeminine interests make someone a man. no wonder ur liberal ass thinks hollywood is how u change the world
ABFHSJDHDHJD 😂🤣🤣🤣
TERFs are so bad at clocking transmascs they'll direct transphobia at a cis male.
"You don't get to speak over black or other racialized women" this is hilarious because every time someone calls out white feminists for weaponizing their whiteness y'all come jumping out to defend them. Terribly sorry your opinion is as useless as manosphere misogynists.
"If a white woman is accusing a racialized man that's when MAYBE we can take a deeper look" LMAO! When!? Y'all always side with the white woman! It's all inter racial solidarity until someone disagrees with you. Then you're perfectly willing to throw women of color from other communities under the bus.
"When women are speaking" Oh I'm so sorry Karen. I didn't realize talking about MY experiences and MY trauma made you uncomfortable!
"No wonder your liberal ass thinks Hollywood is how you change the world" This is so ridiculous. I suppose you think being a cyber bully and harassing men of color on the internet is a better way to change the world?
I'm so sorry you're so powerless to harm the men who hurt you in real life you resort to being a coward online.
But since you care so much about women of colors' voices:
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Excerpts from bell hooks Feminist Theory: From Margin to Center.
I suggest reading it. She has plenty of criticism for men of all stripes in there too. Because unlike some cowardly racist cyber bullies she understands that criticism of "feminism" doesn't mean condoning patriarchy.
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angel-gone-south · 7 months
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Hiiiiiii
If you haven't done it before could you please write Jimmy Valmer x trans ftm reader and Clyde Donavan x trans ftm reader who likes makeup and more "fem" things but gets picked on for it (separate) I found ur blog today and I love it you write so well! So sorry if this is a odd prompt I've just never seen this done and it personally would be relatable for me
🖌(I haven't requested before but I want to so yeah)
Stan's Gang, Butters, Craig's Gang, Scott, Damien, Pip, Gregory and The Mole x FTM!Reader who's pretty feminine! (High School)
I'll do better than that.... (THIS IS SO MUCH.)
cw: slurs, minor transphobia, emeto, cig
【☆】★【☆】
Stan Marsh
ssssoo... who cares
legit he doesn't get why you get picked on
huh??? you look pretty, what?
or handsome. whatever you like
i feel like his bisexual ass would have a crisis over you actually
would probably get nauseated at the thought of you but
we all know what that means with stan
would love if you sat on his lap and did his hair, nails, and makeup like you do yours
just 'cause he thinks it would be cool if you matched.
Kyle Broflovski
calls you "they" at first because he doesn't like to assume
pc principal drilled that shit in his head fr
screams at cartman when he gets your pronouns wrong
does his research
gives you his hoodies for dysphoric days
because let's be honest he's so much taller than you are
his mom loves you actually
she takes the two of you to the mall
he would probably ask you out eventually
Kenny McCormick
WOAH MAMA
people make fun of you?
but you're SOOOO HOT?!
constant. flirting.
"heyyyy.... you look great.... but you'd look better in my arms ;]"
he's so fucking dumb
you invite him over though and do little fashion shows for him
karen LOVES you, he brings her around a lot
touchy too... "can i have a hug, princey, please??" and he's all pouty if you say no...
Eric Cartman
so what are you
calls you a little faggot 'cause he thinks you're cis.
flustered if you flirt with him
very sexually confused at this point
bullies you but not a lot
it's more friendly than anything
will REFUSE if accused though
"with HIM?! no. absolutely not" and then kyle...
"you used his proper pronouns, cartman, good job!" "SHUT UP KAHL"
Leopold "Butters" Stotch/Marjorine Stotch
oh my goodness, you're so cute
makes puppy love eyes at you
is startled when you come up to them
blushes so hard at the thought of you
if transfem, you can bet marj is asking you ALL the questions
fashion advice, makeup, everything
loves when you give her little makeovers
loves to do the same to you
you guys snuggle a lot. bullied kid solidarity
Craig Tucker
woah. cool
the asian girls think you're a male magical girl protag
they love to draw you with the two yaoi icons
one of them tripped you and you landed on craig
it was their fuel for weeks
craig blushes every time he reads a fanfic they write
he's kinda annoyed at it
you bond over that though
spend hours giggling together at the stupid shit
Tweek Tweak
oh god he's ripping his hair out over here
absolutely head over heels i'll bet
screams when you talk to him
eventually though you guys sit in a kinda comfortable silence
lets you leave lipstick marks all over his face
doesn't wash them off until he gets a picture
it turns out shaky sooo...
"d-do it a-again!... p-please."
you take the picture that time
Clyde Donovan
cartoonish eye bulge, jaw drop, heart popping out, train whistle. the works
screams to the school that he's bi
immediately asks you out
"please please pleaaaaseeee"
you say yes just to get him off your back
but you end up having a great time
he takes you to a cozy drive in and tells you you don't have to dress nice
he likes you anyway
now THAT flustered you.
Jimmy Valmer
"m-m-my my, y-y-you m-m-must be f-from my pantry, 'c-cause you a-are a snack."
god he tells you how gorgeous you are every day
like. he hangs around you so much
he roasts the shit out of transphobes too
"eric, a-at least th-they look p-p-pretty. y-y-you can't even m-manage that."
and then you high five
you guys watch cartoons together
he's actually a great cuddler.
especially when you're dysphoric or on your period. his oversized tees >>>>
Tolkien Black
"okay? i don't see you as any less of a man."
genuinely supportive
adores spending time with you!
you guys watch a lot of old sitcoms
and pick them apart by microagressions
it's fun for you but it annoys anyone you're with
not that he cares.
if you're picked on in front of him he sics wendy on whoever
'cause i KNOW she hangs with y'all too
Scott Malkinson
"huh??" he doesn't really understand, he just thinks you're so pretty
you guys hang out
but also you do old people things
going to the country kitchen buffet and watching the news
boring shit
but it's so fun for him because you're there
loves how femme you present
still genders you correctly because, quote "it's not that hard?"
his mom squeals over the two of you i can feel it
Phillip "Pip" Pirrup
you're both pretty outcast
so you hang around quite a bit
he always compliments you
consistently reminding others of your pronouns (not that anyone pays attention to him :[)
but he totally goes shopping with you
he loves when you try outfits on for him
or pick out clothes for him
just loves you.
please please tell him he means something to you
Damien Thorn
glares. but less so at you and more at the people who pick on you
tells them to mind their fucking business or get got
and he follows through, you know he would
fire and demons and all
you'd have to calm him down
he would be really warm so you snuggle with him on period days
personal heating pad
lets you do his makeup and complains (secretly very pleased. he's even shown his father)
his father ADORES you by the way. he has claimed your soul for hell when you die.
Gregory (of the Yardale Variety)
calls you a fair maiden at first but switches up so easy
"oh, my apologies, my handsome sire~"
always staring at you and musing
"ah. you remind me of something"
and then quotes a cheesey love poem
or like "i have crossed oceans of time to find you. braham stoker"
puts that shit in his social bios and everyone rolls their fucking eyes
basically proposes when asking you on a date with a huge bouquet
you're immensely flustered and he's all on his knees. "please, my prince"
Christophe "Ze Mole" DeLorne
he does NOT perceive gender actually
but tell him your pronouns 'cause he will just refer to you as 'it'
eventually warms up to you. compliments your outfits
you try to give him a bath and he hisses like a cat
his mother hates you
she thinks you're trying to "turn her son gay"
he hates her though so out of spite he gets really close with you
eventually beats the shit out of your bullies with a shovel. smokes his cigarettes after and goes "what?" covered in blood
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hello what are ur thoughts on the new hbomberguy video
OKOK SO I watched it from the hours of midnight to 4am, so I was kinda incoherent when posting that BUT I still do have thoughts.
Mainly I want to pummel James Somerton into the ground for multiple reasons, most of which H put more succinctly than I ever could.
It’s just so fucking disheartening to see someone like James Somerton be so successful off the hard work of people who have dedicated their lives to the stuff he’s ripping off of when those original authors are barely getting paid. It’s very hard to be an academic and watch this video because I know that if I were to write something academic about the queerness in media and publish it, which I plan to do out of college, there’s a very real possibility of James or someone like him finding the work, yoinking it and not giving me the credit, when I won’t get a fucking cent from the publication or him.
I hate that he’s getting away with it too, basically pulling the “I’m gay so I can’t be bad” card. That’s a fucking step BACK from the equal rights that LGBTQ people have been fighting for. By pulling this excuse, he separates the “gays” from the “straights”, putting each group under one black and white label- the straights are evil people who just want to put us gays down. That is a nasty idea right there. Follow that train far enough and you find yourself spouting homophobic rhetoric. Equal rights and seeing the LGBTQ community as equal to others means seeing them as human at ALL angles, the good and the bad. Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you can’t fuck up. Hell, I’m gay, and I’ve fucked up more times than I can count! It just makes me human, and it doesn’t make me less gay. James Somerton is touting himself as The Gay Person Who Knows Everything, which is blatantly untrue, discredits every queer person he’s ripped off of, and separates himself from the other LGBTQ people who make content as “better”- there’s that seed of homophobia again.
AND HE KEEPS DOING THIS! He’s biphobic and misogynistic! He routinely attacks “straight white women”—who could very well be bisexual, but because they’re women they MUST be straight according to Somerton logic—and discredits the work of bisexual authors (mainly bisexual women) who talk about the struggles of the LGBTQ community because “they like the opposite sex so they wouldn’t get it”. He dips himself into transphobia in order to give his biphobia and misogyny some weight, misgendering ND Stevenson (who has been on record about his struggle with coming out and gender identity) and Rebecca Sugar (who has done the same) on multiple occasions. And it’s really fucking disgusting. It really fucking is. When he copies off of work that mentions the words “trans” or “transgender”, he covers those words with generalizations, which takes the transgender community out of the queer experience. So on TOP of being misogynistic and biphobic, he’s ramming headfirst into transphobia too. Which holy fucking shit.
I just. H said not to send hate to James or his team or anyone else talked about in the video on his behalf. I agree and I don’t want to do that. But I sure hope this video is enough to make James Somerton stop being the utter fucking academic supervillain he is. He thinks he can get away with it because YouTube doesn’t count as academia, but there is so much goddamn evidence against him at this point he can’t possibly get off Scot free anymore. I hope YouTube staff sees that video and takes his channel down. I hope Nick, his co-writer that he threw under the bus, gets compensated and a better job. I hope every author and filmmaker Somerton ripped off makes enough money from the video to pay for rent. This can’t keep happening. It just can’t.
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