#fuck Christianity all my homies hate Christianity

[cavalierappreciator]

Can you all stop romanticizing* Catholicism on this website now

*using catholic aesthetics for gay stuff still encouraged

#fuck Christianity all my homies hate Christianity

[magical-musings-of-morgan]

ah damn. saw a post I wanted to reply to abt christian upbringings & trauma but I closed the tab, now it’s lost to the world 😔

#text #morgans magical musings #exchristian #ex christian #tbh #being me is living in the tension of both #fuck christianity all my homies hate christianity #and also #antithiests learn the literal bare minimum of what you're talking about #and recognize that not all religions are christianity #nor are all christians the same challenge #begging the internet to have a sense of nuance is like screaming into the void

[nooks-cranny-mogai]

Anyway, as an alloaro, greyromantic, aceflux and non-communal Aro: Happy Valentine's day. You are not "Aro/ace/Aroacephobic" for celebrating your love. You are not doing Valentine's Day wrong if your celebrating your platonic love or love for yourself instead of a romantic and/or sexual partner. You're not hurting fellow LGBT people by enjoying your love and celebrating it. Valentine's Day can mean many things for many people.

And for those who will spend today tearing them down, trauma dumping, complaining, calling people aphobes or other insults for celebrating or trying to claim this day is unnecessary and exclusionary.... I hope you heal. I hope you can learn to love yourself.

And when your done healing, I hope you learn that some things just arnt about you and just because they arnt, doesn't make them bad. It sucks to not feel personally included in a wildly celebrated holiday but many people survive st. Patrick's without being Irish, Easter without being Christian and the 4th of July without being American or having American pride. This isn't any different and you don't have to like Valentine's Day, but understand for many gay couples, interracial couples, trans couples, interfaith couples, polycules and so many other people whose love is oppressed and destroyed, this day is a day for them to show their love.

No one likes a Grinch.

#clover speaks #im trying to be so nice but my fellow aroaces act like fucking christians during halloween or when hannakah is mentioned #it all dosent sound as deep as you think it is and its abit lowkey annoying #they try and pull up thanksgiving to natives and i want to scream as an aro native #not even lowkey high key fucking annoying #i understand your struggles but fr? its not even offensive to us it just dosent include us #and my whole community turns into but what about meeee 🥺🥺🥺 #it aint about us and that dosent make it bad or exclusionary #if valentines day makes you hate yourself thats a sekf hate problem not others #get your shit together in therapy aint no body elses problem #just one block of the reasons why im non communal and its so irritating #you sound self centered and hostile and nothing they put forward as reasons to why the holiday is supposedly #problematic are actual reasons other than it hurty their fweelings they arnt incwuded #grow the fuck up yall act like toddlers at a kissing scene like 90% of the time and its so fuckin annoying #not even in a cringe way just in a completely disconnected from reality not seen the sun in 5 years way #its not cute and you make no sense at best and at worst come off so terminally online i cant stand it #anti fuck anti Valentine's day people all my aro homies hate their pretentious victim complex asses #this blog is pro Valentine's day #honestly im making a bigger deal out of it than it is but the thin veil some aros aces and aroaces wear to hide their #boiling hate for allos in their lives and for love and for other aros aces and aroaces who like love is some puritan ass shit #i see you in there :) #ur being fukin weird :) #you look like you said some questionable shit to lesbians in 2018 :) /neg #the type that think a lesbian icon equals terf or all lesbians are aphobes type shit #i remember that era but i aint gettin into it #no thank you 💀 #that was traumatizing #clover vents #clover hates #i will turn this post into a block chain if need be dont test me

[amazinlei]

I really need to use my tablet more... but I’m just kinda distracted and thinking of some personal plans I wanna do this month, or very soon at least!  So being inside my head is kinda burning me out lately.  But I do have an idea that I’m gonna do soon once I’m up to it!  I just can’t believe how long it took me to have a favorite. X’D

#I'm fully aware this isn't bonnie's model in-game I just couldn't find anything better #I can't believe in our christian year of 2023... the ugly bunny bitch with no eyebrows is my fave now #what kind of bullshit is that #/j #I also really love eclipse!! what a fun character design #love unhinged court jester characters <3 #marx jevil dimention... say hi to eclipse!!! #also fuck gregory all my homies hate gregory #(not really tho for me at least) #but I'd definitely leave IMMEDIATELY upon seeing his butt wasn't in that building #but not before taking eclipse by the hand and bringing him home #he's probably too tall to come in the house but it's ok we can work on cleaning him in garage!!! #my stepdad has a lot of lights and cool road signs in his den! #Lei stop being silly #Lei's Adventures In Life #FNAF: Security Breach #Ruin DLC #Glamrock Bonnie #Eclipse #Sun and Moon #fnaf daycare attendant

[lichothemad]

Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell, Regent of the Damned. A fallen angel, once the star Venus, rebelled against God and was damned to the fiery pits for all eternity. Also he's trans.

Drawn on autodesk sketchbook on galaxy tab s9.

#lucifer #lucifer morningstar #fallen angel #devil #satan #christian mythology #trans #trans pride #trans artwork #transmasculine #transgender #transmasc #trans man #queer artist #queer art #queer #original character #original art #fuck ai art #fuck ai all my homies hate ai #lgbt

[ayrsontenna]

THEY LEAKED THE HORNER DRIVE LMAO GET FUCKED OLD MAN

#I've JUST seen the news #people on twitter getting traumatized via horner dick #anyway fuck christian horner all my homies hate christian horner

[size-two-shrimp]

Kinda funny that two of the characters I want dead the most are called the Archangel Gabriel.

#apparently i really fucking hate christians /j/j/j do whatever just dont be a jackass about it #also jolene fuck jolene all my homies hate jolene #this is not about the song but she is named after it #and peepaw kenny i hope he explodes too

[bookwyrminspiration]

what the hell even is anastasia’s inner goddess

GREAT question, she is the fucking bane of my existence. Throughout the entire 50 shades trilogy, Ana (our main character) is accompanied by two internal personifications: her inner goddess, and her subconscious.

These are basically like...inner voices that serve to make snide commentary to/about Ana. Her subconscious's comments and general demeanor is to degrade and insult/question her, and she is more present in the first half of the trilogy. Very negatively judgemental

Her inner goddess is there to also make snide commentary, but to serve as like...the representation of Ana's womanhood? Her innate femininity and sexuality? She apparently has a harpy face and half-moon spectacles.

They're not separate characters, but an extension of Ana that are representative of parts of her? Like she's compartmentalized but it's all still her. Sometimes they make faces at her, sometimes they say things--but only ever in italics like thoughts, never actual real spoken dialogue. Ana will describe them as doing things as well, such as hiding behind a couch or doing cartwheels or kneeling submissively, etc.

Basically they're like voices in the back of her head but given WAY too much attention and page time and I hate them. vehemently

#50 shades trilogy #quil's queries #nonsie #fuck ana's inner goddess me and my homies all hate ana's inner goddess #ana's frequently also like rolling her eyes at them/ignoring them/being annoyed at them #imagine devil and angel on the shoulder only you can see. that's them #i hate them #SO so glad christian doesn't have them

[toothpasteisrabiesfoam]

NO CHRISMAS IS COMING TOO EARLY THIS YEAR! THEYVE TAKEN OCTOBER!!! WE CANT ALLOW THIS! I JUST SAW A HOME DEPOT HOLLIDAY AD, WTF?!?

#fuck christianity #fuck corporate greed #fuck christmas #all my homies hate christmas

[dragon-zena]

every time i think about certain magical girl animes i get so mad about how the main protags are treated like woah why is the whole squad talking shit about her THAT’S NOT FRIEND BEHAVIOR!!!!!!

#the line between friendly banter and just mean remarks gets crossed constantly STAY AWAY FROM HER!! LEAVE HER ALONE #mainly because even when the protag is like 'you guys are so mean to me' everyone else is like 'no youre just being a baby' FUCK U!!! #anyway theres a shitty fair run by the racist christian school across the railroad tracks #theres food stalls where the money doesnt go to the school at all so im gonna go buy a blooming onion tomorrow #fuck hfs all my homies hate hfs

[omnomnb]

yknow the fact that levi and mammon were able to validly pass the 'angel's trial' by just not talking to anyone/not talking at all is VERY indicative of the performative nature of the celestial realm's 'morality' bc that doesn't actually prove anything about ur character, just that u can find loopholes

the fact that the trial is just 'do NOT lie' is also very in league with the flawed christian view on what is 'good' and 'bad'

idc what simeon says about how "lYinG tO ProTeCt sOmEonE iS nOblE aNd angEliC", he totally just pulled that outta his ass on the spot. bc if that was a VALID way to win the trial, the bracelet wouldn't have broken in the first place. bro probably just wanted luke to stop crying and/or for his crush to win the trial anyway

fuck the celestial realm all my homies hate the celestial realm

#nightbringer spoilers #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me simeon #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #simeon x reader #about canon

[x-poblo-x]

Best of April Adness rbs

"is this bracket tailor made to give me an aneurism"

"WHY WOULD YOU MAKE 2 BAD BITCHES FIGHT"

"starts coughing violently and hacks up an internal organ"

"three cheers or i quit this goddamn website /j"

"breaking news: #cobra starship guy votes for green day"

"…… isn’t this just going to turn into the fall out boy-off"

"I'm sorry women"

"matchups designed to be awful for me specifically what the fuckkkk 😭😭😭"

"I need some of you to put the fucking pipe down are you dead fucking serious"

"someone said fallen was their first non Christian CD and SAME | but did all the teenagers gaslight the adults in your youth group into thinking it was a Christian album so hard that you ended up singing Bring Me to Life in the church choir??"

"*pointing at op* fall out boy fan | every album is on there. you put soul punk on there. mania. against linkin park. you are delusional"

"i think you guys wanna kill rock and roll actually | and omg wouldn't you know it there's a system of a down song called that"

"my girlfriend would be mad at me if she still had tumblr"

"what’s with these homies"

"the guys from FOB would also choose American Idiot"

"almost every poll in this tournaments is vs FOB…"

"its around the fur but unfortunately this is the mcr website"

"RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GATE?????"

"violence on the dashboard jesus christ"

"it matters not your subjective opinions on soul punk the fact is he had to happen. patrick just happened to put his entire clit into him | the spectre of soul punk haunts stardust<3 and they're freakin it nasty ghost style<3"

"YOU HATE ME AND YOU WANT ME TO DIIIIIIIE"

"this poll is MEAN"

"everyone involved in this needs to die"

"korn physiologically changed my brain in my very young year but black parade made me worse"

"oh this is evil. so evil"

"as it should be"

"we should all collectively not vote in this one so that they both win"

"some of you werent radically changed by centuries at 8 years old"

"this hurts me but ioh sweep….imso sorry gabey"

"chester Bennington did not die to lose this"

"scott pilgrim sweeps unfortunately"

"im such a Fake frank girlie ikik"

If I featured you lmk and I will send you a picture of my choosing (it's not porn and it's not rabies, but it could be liver failure, are your eyes turning yellow?)

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hello hello! I would love a matchup!

What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why? - Playing with Bad Luck by Set it Off ... Its a kinda day/ its a kinda week/ Its a kinda year/ When you cut and paste/ When you're on your knees/ When you're out of tears (damn)/ examine every scar. i'm auditing my karma/ something just ain't adding up/ it's close, but no cigar/ i'm dancing in the dark cause/ every light keeps shutting off/ i'm playing with bad luck

What is your Enneagram type? - I'm an 8w7! also an ISFJ personality type

Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.- I created a lot of stories and characters as a kid, most of them were knights or huge creatures

What is your go-to way to fall asleep? - I usually have a cup of tea and sit with my dog. On nights where I can't get my brain to shut up I'll play audiobooks/redacted sleep aid lol

What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why? - Okay but something about the comfort/ reverse comfort audios hit a place in my heart I didn't think was in me. Like, I get why I like the healing audio cause the listener is getting doted on, and that's cute. (No matter how many times I listen to Gavin's comfort audios I will sob every time) But when I listen to a reverse comfort, it makes me love a character even more. Like the fact that they trust their listener (i.e., David breaking down, Gavin giving bits and pieces of his past to freelancer/ breaking down in the inversion, Milo injured, etc), makes my heart swell.

What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.) - Okay, the character is made for the audience to not really like them, but Marcus (Project Meridian) sets a wave of anger in me I could never begin to explain like the manipulation tactics and gaslighting make me want to murder someone, BUT SOMEHOW IM LIKE "Oh I like Vega" which don't get me wrong also hate Vega at times but the way he acts with warden makes me love him

Tell me about that one book/movie/TV show you know all the words to. - does Redacted count "just gotta say ding dong the witch is dead fucking goes off and you better promise to play that at my funeral ALSO unrelated macho man unironically fucking goes off AND YOU KNOW WHAT actually IT IS related because you absolutely need to promise to play that at my funeral too back to back Macho man immediately followed by ding dong the witch is dead what do you say?" .... don't ask BUT IF NOT I also know pirates of the caribbean, the Grinch (live action), Mitchells vs the machines, Monty Python and the holy grail, too name a few

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend? - OH MY GOD CAN VINCENT BE MY BESTIE (obvi also love ash and guy but let me explain) Okay vincent is one of those guys who's sarcasm is top notch like homie could roast anyone without a second to waste. Also I feel like I could literally sit in silence with Vincent and it not feel awkward yknow

Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.) okay, I will ramble about history like there is no tomorrow. for example, did you know that Constantine the Great considered himself such a great Christian that he called himself the "13th Apostle" on his tomb (which very few people have been able to see because you have to be closely enough related to him to enter) he didn't write his name on his coffin instead it says 13th apostle also he put the remains of the other apostles in his tomb because "he deserved it" ......anywayssss

Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo. - flaming hot Cheetos and a sprite reset my life in a way that makes me want to achieve my dreams

Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. - The Balance, its so beautifully made, starting with a close experience to death, to cult antics, to AN UNEXPECTED CROSSOVER. its just made sooooooooooooo well

What’s your guilty pleasure in media, and why? - Okay cringy middle school emo/ animatic music from my past is engrained into my brain

And whatever else you think tells me about who you are! - i'm 5'2 and the youngest of a big family. I'm an artist and currently working on an illustration degree. I love love love voice acting. Thats about it! THANKS

You gave me so much to work with here, and yet it was a challenge. Like, I could have gone in so many directions. I think you could work so well with so many of the boys, but ultimately, it had to be Asher.

Your submission gives me the vibe of someone who’s loyal, unique, and confident, who knows what they’re about and always has something interesting to say even if you’re not particularly extroverted. I like the idea of pairing Asher with you because he would perfectly uplift you, pulling you out of your shell and giving you the stage to shine while also knowing when to take the reins and support you, in your education, social situations, whenever.

Your life would be so genuinely fun together- not just because Asher’s so fun as a dude but because y’all have so much in common. You two would have the same taste in music (that FOB fan boy) and pop culture. You’d be the tea drinker to his Monster Energy vibes, the perfect balance in the house to feed his bubbly nature but also ground him. Also, Asher should totally have a dog he can play with, so it’s even more perfect.

Song:

If you don't swim, you'll drown/ But don't move, honey/ You look so perfect standing there/ In my American Apparel underwear/ And I know now, that I'm so down/ Your lipstick stain is a work of arts I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart/ And I know now, that I'm so down

5SOS seems like just the sort of group y’all and Asher would like now, the group that was pop-punk adjacent and has evolved with its audience. This track in particular is a classic, and I can see Asher totally jamming out to this in the car, air-guitaring at red lights, and demanding applause from you when he’s done (which you’d give because he’s just that cute).

Runner-Ups:

Like I said, there were so many boys that could have been matched with you, so there were also too many options for runner-ups! I settled on Anton because he’d be so cute with a tea-drinking dog lover. He deserves a puppy and a partner who makes them a pot to share. I also like you with Guy because an artist and writer couple is just too cute to pass up.

note: thank you for waiting 🖤

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

[bireggiemantle]

7 and 9 🖤

7 - what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because of fanon?

sweet pea 💔 I like the idea of sweet pea but the fandom loooves pushing their weird little bdsm fantasy onto him and I can't stand it so I've kind of become annoyed by him as a result

9 - worst part of canon

I hated season six. (EXCEPT RIVERVALE. those were high art episodes this is not about them) sorry. it had to be said. season six was the least coherent, most all over the place, inconsistent part of the show, and I didn't enjoy watching it. the superpowers plot was stupid, and combining that, rivervale, and the christianity plot was just plain confusing. they didn't have enough time to thoroughly develop any of those ideas or the characters and in the process they ended up mary-sueifying my girl bestie tabitha. fuck season six all my homies hate season six. sorry. not sorry.

#asks #ask game

[windwake-me-up-inside]

fuck christians all my homies hate christians. especially those who take advantage of the fact I'm unlocking my bike in front of the planned parenthood to tell me how bad abortion is He asked me if I liked abortion and I said yes. He asked me "oh so you like killing babies?" and I should have told him "yes. I love killing babies. fuck them kids" He told me that jesus loves me and I told him that me and jesus are divorced I have extreme religious trauma but these pukestains don't care and parade thier shit religion everywhere it's not wanted. fucking leave me alone

#my post #text #ex-fundamentalist #religious trauma

[d0rky-0utfits]

Oskar and Orel would be friends, Christina and sunshine would bond over being the cAnOn love interest and nothing else (Christina will always be better than sunshine) Joe would surprisingly NOT get along with Stoker because Stoker is dogshit. He would get along better with Klot and Ashley. Doughy and Leechy would OBVIOUSLY get along bc “main character’s best friend + the fandom ships them w/ said main character) Gothetta hangs out with Christina and sUnShInE for a bit before punting sunshine out a window teaching christina to make potions with herbs and stuff

and stoker tries to hang out with Joe, Klot, and Ashley but they want nothing to do with him.

Ok before I say anything I just want to say I love all of this

• I feel like Orel would try to invite Oskar to church but when Oskar explains to Orel that he literally can't enter churches Orel would go "W H A T?how do you live without church 🤯🤯??!?" followed up by a bunch of other questions

• Christina and sUnShiNe would kinda just be there 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️ yuh know (But you're definitely right Christina would always be better than sUnsHinE)

•fuck stoker all my homies hate stoker

• ok honestly this could be a hit or miss but I feel like Joe might be friends with Buck as well

• Doughy and Leechy being friends gives me a certain type of joy I didn't know I could feel

• I really like the idea of Gothetta hanging out with Christina but I feel like Gothetta teaching her potions would fall into like OoKy sPoOky wItcHcRaFt which is like a big no no I'm pretty sure when it comes to Christianity

#ratposting #also you're right Christina will always be better than sUnsHiNe #doing this in bullet points because I'm bad with grammar #and don't know how to properly type what I'm trying to say💀 #i fucking love this