#fuCK OFF MATE

[a-ticklish-banshee]

Girl stfu the way you thought you ate with that post 🤣 have fun being on the warning list we made

Ok? Go ahead and put me on a list, you little shit. I don't let minors interact with my content, exactly for this reason. Fuck off you little wanker, have fun getting blocked. Go touch grass lol. 🤣🖕Not entertaining any more of you bastards after this. You get this one for free. Now fuck off.

#melody's asks #fuck off mate #Get the fuck outta here with this shit

[teamfortresstwo]

Will you EVER SHUT UP about that STUPID TV MAN.

#honest to god audacity you have to have to say shit like this #fuck off mate

[chxrryrose]

that’s something we really appreciated because it allowed us to continue to shift the blame constantly onto daniel, talk down on him publicly, never defend him against any hate - including within our own “papaya family”, and still continue our “family” image because we knew he’d never say anything bad about us.

fixed it🙂

#why you saying all this nice shit about him now #you let him take the heat all by himself and incited more hate yourselves and never defended him #but now you have nice things to say?? #fuck off mate #daniel ricciardo

[yellow-but-depressed]

if I was in a horror movie and I survived I would be so scared of the consequences tbh. like what if people start thinking it's me? how do I politely tell someon what the reason I survived and their dear friend didnt is because I'm not fucking stupid? do I go into witness protection? wtf do I do? am I interrogated? do I go to therapy? also how the fuck would commit suicide if you've escaped a serial killer? like oh yeah, I survived someone who has killed tons of people before but I'm just gonna go kill myself (I'm not trying to insult anyone this is just what my thought process would be) it would be easier for both of us if you just killed me tbh

#random #serial killer #horror movie #i mean realistically id be dead #but on the off chance i survived #id be kinda pissed #like you put me throught trauma for what? #you didnt even kill me properly #fuck off mate

[thebewilderer]

points for trying with the OCD shit i guess?? like, at least they aren't "i'm like sooo OCD you know?"

but also i mean, objectively, OCD is not a trauma disorder. Like this isn't even debatable. I can fuck w a character not knowing that, and attributing their entire OCD to one traumatic event they witnessed as a child, and hoping that once the perpetrator is dead that their shitty disorder will be healed, but...

but if they try to pull a "bad guy is dead, so OCD guy is healed!" bullshit, imma start throwing fucking hands.

#the boys #also mm fucking calling it ''tics''????? #fuck off mate #i can only hold on to the belief that mm has no IDEA what ocd is and is just using whatever nonsense words he comes across to describe it #that's all i got #because if they actually try n pull the ''he got revenge so he's healed'' i'm going to commit a fucking federal crime #ih #fndm #roses boys watch

[theyluvbix]

I swear to fucking God if my dad keeps waking me up from my naps I'm gnna commit a crime...

#fuck OFF mate #im trying to get. my princess sleep !!!! go away !!!!

[juuret]

San Marino is reaching new heights of cringe

#THE BIG BOSS OF FELICITA' #fuck off mate

[vendettasfanfictioning]

oh my fucking god dean had to carry cas' body to get him onto the pyre he had to carry all of cas' dead weight while the grief still clung to his shoulders he wrapped up cas' body himself and when sam mentions the meadow, he says it's where dean spread the ashes, excluding him and jack because dean wouldn't have let anyone else handle cas so dean had to be the one to carry cas from the house table to the pyre they all lost something in cas, a friend, a protector, a father, but dean lost half of his soul that night oh i am unwell and unstable with these thoughts—

#another detail that's logical and off screen but completely hit me punched me in the gut and kicked my knees in #what the fuck #dean. had to carry the corpse of his best friend. his soul mate. the love of his life. to to to burn him #and he and he made sure to spread cas' ashes somewhere he knew cas would like #WHAT THE FU #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester #jack kline #widower arc #s13 widower arc #destiel #deancas #ANGST

[damaged-graveyard]

Why is word the standard. Who made it. Its awful. Spellchecking randomly just goes. My words are spaced 5 meters apart cause of the justify setting im forced to use. God forbid i use an image.

#i think i spend more time figuring out what the fuck just happened with word than actually writing #cant figure out what makes the spellchecking just randomly go #if i copy and paste smthn itll spellchack THAT but not me writing hshfkahckah #fuck off mate

[haveihitanerve]

No no no Feyre, Rhysiepoo, you don’t understand. Lucien wasn’t looking at you with disgust because you’re mated and he’s seeing it for the first time believing you loved Tamlin, he’s disgusted because he just had to hike through mountains, fight his brothers, and fly in another males arms uncomfortably, is in filthy clothes and just betrayed his best friend for a mate he doesn’t even know, and now you guys just ignored him in favor of fucking. Give the male a break. Any reasonable person would be equally as disgusted, the only reason your inner circle isn’t is because they’re used to it. 

#feyre archeron #rhysand #okay love ma girl feyre and all #but girlie you really oughta be a better host #at least show him to a shower and a room #or get him new clothes #or something #before you run off and fuck your mate #let him at least be as emmaculately dressed like he usually is #before you go threatening him and reveal everything was a lie #like #girlie come on #rhys you too #acotar #lucien my beloved #lucien vanserra

[blamemma]

thinking about singapore....and tummies...and max and daniel...

wonderful beautiful gorgeous gifs via @norstappen 💗 & @danthropologie 😚

#daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #mv #dr #maxiel #they're having a tum-tum off #mating call shit #anyway plz write ur wildest most fucked up takes in the tags i am READY to read #😛😵‍💫😳

[vacantgodling]

✨preferences should not be standards for writing advice✨

#whenever i see writing advice i just get annoyed #honestly one of my biggest gripes about writing communities in general is this #constant need to regurgitate certain pieces of writing advice like they’re ambrosia of the gods #my biggest writing advice is to just stop fucking listening to all writing advice that has to do with #prose and style #just stop doing it #read books and find things you like and craft your own style of things #i know this is not simple for everyone but i’m tired of constantly seeing #i think flowery prose bogs things down too much #and i think that direct prose isn’t good enough at putting people in the world #like mate—everyone has preferences and preferences do not make good advice #so like #i wish people would stop acting like their opinion is the next best piece of writing advice #it doesn’t help anyone it just causes fucking insecurities #i am also having sensory overload so perhaps ren doth bitch too much #but you can pry flowery prose and run on sentences and incomprehensible blocks of text from my cold dead hands #bc it makes me happy to write like this and fuck off #ren hot cakes #i’ll delete this later im just cold and annoyed #and unfortunately you can thank my mother bc im extremely passive aggressive

[thebewilderer]

sorry but if you're a whole ass adult and you still go on about how you "never have to use math" and how much you hated math in highschool and how you've "never had to solve for x" and how math is useless

I literally do not respect you at all. Grow up.

#add in ''hatred'' to ''dont respect you'' if you say this right after i say i am in school for math btw #like good job youve told me you think my area of study is useless youre so cool #fuck off mate #ih #misc

[chanrizard]

23.07.01 | © Aurora_915

#you knwo what mayhaps im camped here too ⛺ #skz #bang chan #felix #g'day mates of the soul #i need the muskrat to fuck all the way off he's actively ruining the app i can't see shit 😭

[monpalace]

LEGEND

Legend is reasonable, he’d consider, just not when he's presented with (almost) constant questions and concerns regarding his relationship status with his closest friend.

Any question along the lines of “so when’d you two start dating,” are quickly met with a snappy response with little second thought. “I saw you with your significant other not too long ago,” and any further ramblings are quickly put to an end when he sends a withering gaze their way.

At some point, Legend becomes tired of comments regarding his relationship with you. If it weren't for his aversion to dark magic, he’d drown himself in a curse of some sort that stopped any related questions entirely.

He’s never turned down acts of reassurance from your side. Whether they are words of affirmation or acts of affection, he never fails to be less inconvenienced about the event when you intervene.

Legend tends to hold his sharp tongue when you're around. He’s never rude to you, or (sometimes) to the other Links, when you're around because he always wants to be a better version of himself when you're around.

That doesn't mean he's good at biting his tongue.

He’s very much susceptible to rolling his eyes, groaning, and telling someone to shut up with a scoff. Legend might wind it down even further with a “please leave us alone,” or “can you just drop it,” if you don't seem pleased by his responses.

Despite his very obvious annoyance when it comes to misinterpretations of his relationship, Legend is quick to dispel any doubts you may have in your mind.

“Would you rather I tone down on the affection? I—” Absolutely not. You’re the only person he feels comfortable with when it comes to anything tactile; he's so used to it now, he’d rather die than lose it all because of some stupid rumor.

“Maybe we shouldn't share food or drinks anymore. It sends the wrong idea.” Okay? Who cares about an indirect kiss? What even is it? You either kiss or you don't. Besides, you have food that he wants to steal (or, he has food he wants you to try), where's the issue with that? Is sharing not caring?

One way or another, Legend is one of the less tolerant Links when it comes to his platonic relationship being taken the wrong way, only being rivaled by Wind and Four’s Blue.

“My Great Goddesses,” Legend groans under his breath. He folds his hands on the side of his temple, the beginnings of a headache working its way into his mind the longer he (forcibly) hears the group of older women coo over his supposed relationship. “Make them stop.”

A swift kick under the tavern table makes Legend’s complaints come to an end. The sharp glance you sent him reels him back in like a dog on a leash.

“Sorry,” he mutters just barely under his breath.

You laugh quietly, just barely audible over the afternoon rush. “I was trying to tell you to go after them,” you hum in an equally low voice. “I’m honestly a little tired of it too.”

“Seriously?”

“Naturally.”

There's a giddy feeling that fills Legend as he stands. It might have been the slight buzz that came with his drinks, or the more natural feeling that was released when he realized he wouldn't have to be nice anymore, but the feeling is there nevertheless.

“Will you cover my part of the bill if I manage to do it without making them leave?”

“Half.”

“Three-quarters.”

“Twenty-five percent.”

“You don’t love me anymore?”

Taking out your wallet, you shake your head at his antics while putting rupees on the table. “You forget the last time you pulled something like this; but I do love you, yes.”

“I love you too, then,” he hums, pressing a kiss to your cheek with a pat on your arm. “I’ll be sure to pay you back— eventually.”

TWILIGHT

This is not the first time he's been in a situation like this, shockingly. He and Ilia went through this same scenario with the villagers of Ordon, but it's the same twenty people with the same two rumors, so everything was squashed between them rather quickly.

But this isn't Ordon. It’s not the same twenty people; it’s everyone in different eras revolving endlessly.

Yet, Twilight doesn't mind.

Every question and comment is easily passed off with “oh, we’re just friends,” or “oh, no! I don’t see them that way,” with a light laugh.

Tactile responses such as hugs, kisses (to the forehead, cheek, hand, wrist), and hand holding are natural to Twilight. He never oversteps his boundaries (whether they're set or not), so his old habits are always fitted for them.

Being called your boyfriend be damned, Twilight is clingy. He's a wolf at heart, so being around those he considers to be a part of his clan. He gently pulls you out of the way from oncoming carriages with an arm around your waist, rests his chin on your shoulder or head while listening to whatever you’re rambling on about, and presses a kiss on your cheek in greeting and goodbye— but it's still strictly platonic.

Twilight holds more than enough respect to shut down anything like “I bet your wedding will be so beautiful,” and “your children will be the prettiest,” for the both of you. “We already agreed we’d be each other's mate of honor,” and “I already told them they’d be the godparent for my kids if I have any,” are almost always his responses.

Unlike Legend, Twilight genuinely finds it amusing everytime someone gets the wrong idea. He finds it easy to joke about when the person is gone or hours after the fact, but he will stop if he finds you don't find it as funny as him.

If, on the off-chance, you both visit Ordon (assuming you aren't from there), more rumors would pop up once more. Are you another Ilia? How long have you known Link? Do you treat him well, at least? Is that a ring on your finger? Are you wearing his pelt? When's the wedding?

Twilight is quicker to cut those off at the source before they spiral. No, he's known you as a friend for a long while (at least to him) and you’ve just so happened to grow close, he’d like to think you do, it's a family heirloom, and you just wanted to see the appeal in why he wore it all the time— now, please. Stop.

“It’s not funny.”

“It’s not?”

“No..”

“Yeah, alright.”

Twilight hides from the barely cracked door, hands cupped over the lower half of his face to muffle his laughter.

He can understand where the inn owner might have gotten the idea that the two of you were an item.

Upon first entering the establishment, he was pushing himself against you as though you shared the same body (the result of paranoia following a run-in with a particularly strong group of poes). He had insisted you get one room instead of two before you claimed one bed was fine when told there was no room available with two.

He supposes the final nail in the coffin would’ve been when he dropped his wallet on the counter when you started rummaging to get out your own, dragging you up their stairs once the key was dropped into his hand.

Twilight can see the beginnings of your laughter work its way through your body and face as you close the door. The owner’s inconvenienced “try not to be too loud; I’d like to not lose any more customers because of pairs like you,” rattling around in your minds when he stopped by to return Twilight's large pouch.

“It’s still not funny,” you say, trying to steal yourself as you stumble back to the bed. “It— it won’t. It’s mean.”

Denial and the urge to be the bigger person was slowly diminishing within you. It was undeniable.

Twilight joins you on the bed, shifting and ignoring the burning pain from his scrapes as you both become comfortable. The cramping he’d feel during the night was inevitable, but he could withstand it knowing he was right.

#loz/lu reqs open 👍🏽 #grim's scribbles #MATE OF HONOR USED IN THE AUSTRALIAN SENSE #no pronouns used #(i think i used they/them once but i'm not going through to check) #anyways if you can tell i wrote legend's drabble + the entirety of twi's last bc of how stale they are #shut up no you cant #not edited bc i put it thru grammarly after getting the sense to check everything and verbally told it to fuck off #its 12.30am #legend of zelda x reader #loz x reader #linked universe x reader #lu x reader #link x reader #legend x reader #twilight x reader #lu legend x reader #lu twilight x reader #linked universe legend x reader #linked universe twilight x reader #legend of zelda legend x reader #legend of zelda twilight x reader #twilight princess x reader #twilight princess link x reader #idr what games legend is from 🧍🏽

[arsenicflame]

thinking about Izzy walking around the whole ship pulling out every other candle from the hallways, from the rooms, especially from stede's fancy candle stashes, just for his dramatic 'relearning the basics' moment

#✨artsy loner✨ #thats why the lightning is so moody in with the cursed suit scenes- its not for cinematic effect izzys just stolen all the candles #lil guy regains proper mobility and immediately tests it with theft #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #israel hands #do you think he played a little game with himself? #how sneaky can he be with his new leg? can he move so nobody hears him pass? #how many candles can he take from a room before someone notices? #im silly-little-guy-ifying him i just want him to like. fuck around with the crew a bit! have fun! giggle to himself! #really take the ex-first-mate thing seriously!! oh no this guy? hes just crew now the boss has to give him orders #theres no orders? aha! off the clock then- time for shenanigans