Thoughts I had during TGCF S1 Ep 6
-Previously on TGCF…
-Woah, a waking up camera effect
-San Lang’s eating lunch
-Woah, that old man is traumatized
-Aww San Lang got all protective, and that body Language with Xie Lian, they are able to communicate verbally AND nonverbally
-This references the area region of China in the northwest where it connects with the Silk Road
-That was a huge caravan
-More secret body language
-Oh yeah, when he woke up he didn’t even drink water before explaining
-Woah that offer had the old man spooked senseless
-He’s got a knife!
-Of course being a martial god, he has experience in combat. Have you seen him in a sword dual at Yinian bridge? (Subtle Phineas and Ferb quote)
-Gross his arm deflated!
-Stopped by a chopstick!
-Yep he dead
-How does one make another chopstick?
-I wonder who sent the puppet anyway?
-Oh yes he does dabble
-Telepathic chat room
-So many falling golden leaves
-Yep, it’s a free for all!
-Woah that shocked everyone and they went back to grabbing credits
-Well that just made him more interested in the Crescent pass situation
-They haven’t cleaned up the puppet’s husk?!?!
-San Lang has answers! It’s so sweet!
-Oooh more worldbuilding on the desert area
-Is that who I think it is?
-And he hands San Lang his broom, they really are husbands
-Yep called it, and the gong noise when the door opened!
-Looking for answers is honestly a valid reason
-Isn’t it obvious Xie Lian?
-They said it in sync again
-Oh they noticed San Lang now
-Oooh they’re suspicious
-Oh he knows how to trigger Fu Yao
-No not the broom!
-I love pissed off Fu Yao so much, just look at how sharp his eyes are XD!
-San Lang is fluent in sarcasm
-And now Nan Feng’s pissed off too! XD
-Yes he has fixed up his home
-And Fu Yao’s still pissed off and skeptical
-Man Fu Yao’s so condescending, I wonder where he gets it from…?
-Yes, they did sleep together better believe it
-He said it again! “ With Heavenly blessings May all taboos be shattered”
-Woah, instant Silk Road shortcut
-Does he mean the North Star Polaris?
-Man that desert village looked really cool
-They have entered the desert
-*As they all start walking down the sand dune* I’m like: “How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean???” (Another iconic and amazing Last Airbender quote, and a really good crossover fanart idea). *casually gets started on drawing that crossover*
-I really love the desert music
-Awww look at San Lang’s emo hoodie
-Aw the face he makes when he has to wear Xie Lian’s hat, there goes his emo hoodie!
-And then he gives the hat back to Xie Lian because he doesn’t want him to burn…
-You know what’s better than one evil Daoist? Two evil Daoists!
-Also Fang Xin tends to get confused with Feng Xin(Nan Yang) I’m experiencing that in this fandom
-Woah that’s a cool purple cloak
-That explains the misfortunes of the Crescent Pass
-OOOHHH! Fu Yao got triggered again
-San Lang dodged that attack like a G
-An abandoned hut
-Yep here come the trust issues
-I might’ve noticed one thing off about San Lang…
-Foreshadowing with that “Runaway kid” bit
-Magic sleeves of holding! Count: 4
-It’s a polite battle! Fu Yao vs San Lang! Who will accept the true sight serum? Place your bets in the comments! (Kidding. I’ve already seen this episode and I know what happens)
-And then Nan Feng steps in
-And he drank the whole thing like a boss
-Now Nan Feng’s acting like an NPC from a fantasy video game
-Sharp sound when the blade’s being drawn
-Nah San Lang, they’re just testing you to see if you’re a ghost
-The sword broke XDXDXDXD
-And he’s tossing a piece of broken metal up and down XD
-Oooooh Who are they?
-The woman in the teal cloak saw him
-No dude, what did you just say about staying in the shelter to wait out the sandstorm! SMH!
-Now he’s lost
-Oh good they all found him
-There’s San Lang!
-He’s so relieved when he found him!
-OH! San Lang’s robe slipped off one of his shoulders and Xie Lian put it back up AAHH!!!
-He’s touched starved again!
-And then San Lang grabs Xie Lian’s hat from blowing away and helps put it on and tighten the strings!!!! *fangirls like no tomorrow!*. These episodes just keep getting better and better!
-Best chemistry ever!
-“It’s not a strong wind.” *Xie Lian gets caught in the sandstorm* Yeah, you were saying Fu Yao? SMH again
-Oh and San Lang got really worried!
-And after Rouye grabs San Lang and Xie Lian says, “I didn’t mean San Lang”. Rouye goes: “Really? Ok!” And then lets him go, that’s just the hypothetical dialogue I’ve got for the silk band
-And we’re on another cliffhanger people
I know episode 6 comes out tomorrow so enjoy my Season 1 reactions for now.
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Thoughts I had during TGCF S1 Ep 1
Note: I have just seen all 12 episodes of Season 1, and I’m watching the entire donghua in English. Now here we go!
-Is that a Jiao? (The red palanquin the servants are carrying the woman in)
-Welp, it sure got gorey fast, and the Jiao has been dropped.
-That Origami Crane has seen better days, and it doesn’t even have eyes!
-Don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… don’t go out there… *Bride gets snatched* Okay, maybe you should’ve gone out there.
-An intense first start to a really interesting Donghua!
-Now I know not to skip the opening song this rewatch~!
-It’s an actual live Crane!
-It’s Laputa from Castle In the Sky (So need to actually finish that movie)
-It’s that town background from Genshin Impact (I literally know nothing about that game, and I’m not interested in playing it)
-It’s that bright light column from Legend of Korra (I haven’t seen the full series and I also don’t plan to watch it, Die Hard Last Airbender fan here)
-That was good animation, and the person running towards that light beam inspired a scene I’m writing my TGCF OCs Hong Hai and Qing Tao are running towards it to see who just ascended.
-Right after XL ascends, Hong Hai and Qing Tao then go, “Huh, Who is that?” Then everybody yells at them, “PRINCE XIE LIAN!”
KOI FISH!
-Why didn’t they have the “Most likely to be cast out of Heaven reward” in my High School Yearbook, heck I could’ve gotten nominated that easy…
-I wasn’t kidding when I said Xie Lian’s English voice was like butter melting on warm fluffy flapjacks!
-Ling Wen is a savage!!! She might the Chinese Equivalent of Athena or Themis.
-He has a fanclub?!?!?! (I might be one of the members)
-The Official’s Okay!!! And a badass!
-So much property damage…
-Yeah it kind of is, (Hehehehehe Last airbender quote)
-They are using Yuan as currency right?
-Not like the Matrix movie right?
-That’s Lucien Dodge
-Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
-Really? He got banished over a tea break?!
-Woah they’re all just harsh on his return to heaven
-Those translucent viewing cloths…
-Is ‘mana’ how they say ‘qi’ in the Dub?
-Magic Sleeves of Holding! count: 1
-Aw he thanked her!
-He said his famous line people “And may all taboos be shattered…”
-It’s the Jasmine Dragon Tea shop from The Last Airbender
-And ‘Hear no Evil’ to complete the iconic Monkey Trio!
-Awww it didn’t land on his finger like in Book 1 (Oh yeah, I’m reading the first two books I purchased JSYK)
-She has him on Speed Dial (DCAU Justice League reference)
-I love how they both looked really pissed off at him, yeah XL it’s totally the latter option.
-And then she hangs up on him
-Green tea! (I hope it’s Jasmine)
-Hahahahaha he spat out his tea! XD
-Fu Yao, *Is sarcastic and rolls his eyes* Basically me: He’s just like me fr!
-Oh and they’re staring daggers at each other!
-FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
-Xie Lian’s such a peacemaker!
-The fact they responded in sync
-That explains the intense cold opening
-That mission briefing took the whole afternoon?
-See what did I say? Ghostbusters!
-Those people in the wedding procession do not look professional at all
-Hey I’m half Asian with freckles, and I think I look awesome so I’m taking full offense at your insult!
-I think it’s an unwritten rule that Alejandro Saab is typecast as a self serving asshole I’ve seen it in Nomad of Nowhere
-Wow brutal Fu Yao
-Well I honestly hope he dies
-He ripped her skirt, freaking bastard!
-How is he doing that without mana????
-Yeah beat his ass!
-Thanks Nan Feng!
-Yeah you better run
-No! Not the Tea shop!
-Aand he got slapped W H E E Z E!
-An abacus!
-The tea shop got fixed!
-Well Fu Yao ain’t wrong
-Hehehehehehe Dick joke XD
-Fu Yao’s giggle!
-“Go sweep the floors!” “What was that?” OOOOOHHHH!
-Don’t give him Cinderella’s chores Nan Feng!
-OOOHHHHH!
-FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
-That poor poor altar!
-Not only is it dirty but you’d be disrespecting the god it was offered to SMH
-Wow diplomacy really does solve everything
-He’s got her on Speed Dial too
-The fact that they stared at him together! XD
-Sees Bride!XL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m Sorry XD!
-Honestly, Fu Yao, VALID.
-She fixed her skirt.
-Yeah right a few alterations, she totally fixed his make up calling it.
-Oh so now you’re smart enough to know Proverbs SMH again
-U said it Fu Yao,
-*Sees Bridesmaids NF and FY like* W H E E E Z E XD XD XD XD
-Is he smiling? I can’t really tell in the animation.
-I can see why this episode literally came out on Halloween
-The Jiao got dropped again!
-So basically ancient Chinese zombies
-So that’s how he was able to last longer than the previous bride
-That Owl again
-There’s that butterfly
-Well there’s his groom (Not the Ghost groom obviously that’s for sure)
-Oooooohhhh! Backstory!
-Pass me the Aux cord! You better not be playing mainstream garbage! *Turns on One Flower and One Sword and vibes like there’s no tomorrow*!
-My favorite song out of the Season 1 soundtrack!
-He’s out of the Jiao and in strong arms!
-Yep that’s totally gonna be important later
-Oh that’s how he was able to confront that bald jerk at the tea shop!
-That battle animation is so freaking fluid! *Chef’s Kiss*
-There go the wolves
-That looks really bad, and it explains his bad reputation in heaven
-Aiaigasa! AIAIGASA people!!!! *Fangirls like there’s no tomorrow!*
-It’s the same umbrella!
-I knew that kid was gonna be important, called it~
-I now pronounce you both husband and husband! You may now kiss the gro- I mean, bride!
-Don’t mind me, just gonna go jam to the rest of the ending!
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