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I adopted a cat on Friday and I’m completely emotionally bound to this creature already. I’ve been home all weekend to help her settle in, and my phone is heading towards becoming 25% cat pictures by volume. I’ve moved furniture so that she can more easily access and sit on every windowsill in the apartment. Just now I turned to her on the couch and asked her what kind of movie she was in the mood for, even though she is a cat and does not know what media is. Her name is Perilla Pickle (Pickle being the name given to her by her foster parents when they found her) and she is the most perfect animal in the world.
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“I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.”
It was such a small deal that was never brought up again, but Alastor doesn’t make deals he doesn’t come out on top with. This seemingly harmless deal could prevent Vaggie from asking Alastor to help them against Vox.
Of course, that would then beg the question why Alastor wouldn’t want to actively fight Vox and if it has anything to do with their best friend photo that was ripped in half.
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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.
What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.
Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.
Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.
Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.
He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.
He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.
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Always remember that there isn't just one type of reading.
You read books because you love them and are invested in them.
You read books because you dislike them, hate them, and want to understand who you hate them, and understand what a bad book is.
You read books as a way to kill time, to distract your own mind, you have comfort-readings made to be easy and fast and not unpleasant.
You read books because you do not understand them, they confuse you and you want to understand what their deal is.
You read books because you are forced to - kindly forced or not - by your school, by your job, by your friends, by your family.
You read books because they are classics everybody knows about ; because they are part of your cultural heritage ; because they express someone else's culture ; or because they influenced a person or a piece of fiction you like very much.
You read books because nobody ever heard about them, they are some obscure titles that never became mainstream or never even left their country or region of origin, and you are curious about what might be.
Whoever tells you "You can only read book if you have fun with it" lies. There are books you read to laugh, there are books you read to cry ; there are books you read to learn, there are books you read to despise ; there are books you read simply to know about it ; there are books you read because you have nothing else to do ; there are books you read to feel disgusted, books you read to feel enchanted ; and books you end up reading without understanding how you even ended up with it in your hand.
Reading can be a game. It can be a hobby. It can be a chore. It can be a job. It can be an art. It can be a war.
The most important thing is that you read - and there is no "good" way to do it. Binge-reading, slow reading, fragmented reading, planned reading, single reading, group reading, love reading, hate reading. As long as you read
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How are you a grown adult and telling people to walk intro traffic in your DNI. Get a hobby? Lol
anon saw themselves on the DNI and got upset 😢
(bigots should walk into traffic btw)
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earlier I remembered a post of yours mentioning Machete importing a Sicilian lemon tree
did he import it because of his roots or did he just desire lemons?
I do find it sad he never got it fruited
if only, maybe Vasco and him could've enjoyed some lemons together
I think it was a futile attempt to establish some connection to his birthplace. He's come such a long way from there and has barely any memories from his early childhood. Sicily is a vulcanic island with famously fertile soil, it's been a well known producer of high quality lemons for centuries.
The credit for the lemon tree goes to @doomcountry and it was mentioned in her excellent Machete fic "A Voi":
( https://archiveofourown.org/works/50945128 )
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