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goodwhump-temp · 5 months
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Shawn Spencer Whump | Psych
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1x02 Spellingg Bee - Motorcycle crash, hospital, knee brace, limp, bumps into bin, pain 1x03 Woman Seeking Dead Husband - Held at gunpoint x2 1x05 Lives - Held at gunpoint 1x06 Weekend Warriors - Held at gunpoint 1x15 Scary Sherry - Nightmare
2x02 65 Million Years Off - Shot at, scared 2x03 Psy vs Psy - Hostage 2x04 Zero to Murder in 60s - Brief boo-boo (chair race sabatoged) 2x05 And Down the Stretch... - Childhood bully 2x07 If You're So Smart... - Bullied by children 2x09 Bounty Hunters! - Handcuffed, jumps off boat, held at gunpoint 2x13 Lights, Camera… - Nearly nailed to death (38:00), character funeral 2x15 Black and Tan - Sad (18:30) 2x16 Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead - Mummy 'curse'
3x01 Ghosts - [Flashback; emo/arrested] Increasingly angry about mothers' return, confrontation, heartbroken 3x04 Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable - Shot at, chased x3, restrained, held at helicopter-point and gunpoint, betrayed 3x06 There Might Be Blood - Held at gunpoint, dangerous confrontation 3x08 Gus Walks Into A Bank - Held back, worried, bank hostage, tight gus hug, manhandled 3x10 Six Feet Under the Sea - Held at gunpoint 3x11 Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing - Punched unconscious, hostage, held at gunpoint, pistol whipped, fatherly care, nearly passes out (40:15) 3x12 Earth, Wind And… - Runs into burning building, oxygen mask, held at firepoint, caught in burning building, briefly thought dead, coughing/smoke inhalation 3x13 Any Given Friday Night at 10PM - 'Abducted' 3x14 Truer Lies - Held at gunpoint 3x15 Tuesday the 17th - 'Trips', held at 'knifepoint' 3x16 An Evening with Mr. Yang - Angry, mom held hostage, scared, heartbroken
4x01 Extradition: British Colombia - Held at gunpoint x2 4x02 He Dead - Daddy issues 4x03 High Noon-ish - Stampede/pushed, falls into mineshaft, pain, held at gunpoint, trapped 4x04 Devil is in the Details… - Confession 4x05 Shawn Gets the Yips - Scared/dumb ("bomb" on treadmill) 4x06 Bollywood Homicide - Slapped (39:15) 4x07 High Top Fade Out - Held at gunpoint, shot at 4x09 Shawn Takes A Shot in the Dark - Shot, abducted/missing, bleeding, pain, knocked unconscious, choked, jumps on moving car, weak, sling 4x10 You Can't Handle This Episode - Shot at 4x12 A Very Juliet Episode - Held at gunpoint, punched x2, knocked down x2, kicked 4x16 Mr. Yin Presents - Nightmare, angry, heartbroken x2, fatherly love
5x01 Romeo & Juliet & Juliet - Held at gunpoint, falls through window, kicked through wall, insane dodging skillz, knocked down, sore 5x03 Not Even Close, Encounters - Held at gunpoint/abducted by 'aliens' 5x04 Chivalry is Not Dead - Hanging upside down (tomato face), poisoned, collapse, hospital, unconscious 5x07 Ferry Tale - Held at gunpoint x2, hostage, kicked in the face, tear gas inhalation, restrained, trips/tumbles down a hill 5x09 One, Maybe Two, Ways Out - Seriously heartbroken 5x12 Dual Spires - Trapped in burning house 5x13 We'd Like to Thank the Academy - Held at gunpoint x2 5x16 Yang 3 in 2D - Held at shotgunpoint, scared
6x01 Shawn Rescues Darth Vader - Jumps off roof 6x02 Last Night Gus - Hungover, stressed, jumps from balcony, shot at 6x04 Amazing Psych-Man & Tap-Man - Trips, found unconscious, punched, kicked x2, thrown, sand to the eye, exhausted 6x06 Shawn Interrupted - Mental patient, hands covered, knocked unconscious, restrained, held at gunpoint 6x09 Neil Simons Lover Retreat - Robbed, heartbroken x2 (29:35), smile through the pain (42:00) 6x10 Indiana Shawn and the Temple - Hand stuck, slapped, manhandled, held at gunpoint, 'crying' 6x13 Let's Doo-Wap it Again - Appendicitis, collapse, hospital drama-queen, held at gunpoint, drugged, drugs wear off, le rigor mortis, le pain, le kitty cat! 6x16 Santabarbaratown - Held at knifepoint, knocked unconscious, black-eye
7x01 Santabarbaratown 2 - Scared, angry, thrown, active mine, held at gunpoint x3, Lassie love 7x02 Juliet Takes A Luvvah - Traumatized (27:00) 7x03 Lassie Jerky - Shot at, held at gunpoint 7x04 No Country For Two Old Men - Held at gunpoint 7x06 Cirque Du Soul - Pain from pull-ups 7x07 Deez Nups - Huge confession, heartbroken 7x08 Right Turn Or Left For Dead - Insomnia, regret, depressed, head slammed into glass, bruise, concussion, denial, stabbed, nearly hit by truck, headache, tackled 7x11 Office Space - Poked x2, trips, bloody nose, scared, framed 7x14 No Trout About It - Painful yoga, choked, fired
8x01 Lock, Stock… - Held at gunpoint, "restrained" 8x05 COG Blocked - Jumpscared out of hammock, painful poke, body decked by cane, held at gunpoint 8x07 Shawn & Gus Truck Things Up - Hand squeezed painfully 8x09 Nightmare on State Street - Slapped, zombie 8x10 The Break-Up - Nervous, held at gunpoint, shot at, emotional
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stonerbughead · 4 years
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Maria watches friday night lights (#32)
5x09 ahhh my heart is singing for Chicago!Matt already
recap/flailing under the cut:
Ah it makes sense that East Dillon fell apart and ruined their undefeated record after the way that last episode went!
“Really??” As Jess and the maintenance workers are still cleaning up they turn off the lights??? No respect!
Ahhh they’re showing Luke and Vince arguing in the locker room interspersed with the actual game? This show is magic.
Eric found them arguing and kicked them out the field house lol
“That wasn’t a team out there, folks, it was a bunch of individuals trying...” fitting last radio sound byte before Eric throws the radio in the trash lol
OMG MATTS CHICAGO APT IS SO CUTE AND ADULT AND GROWN UP. He’s folding a blanket??? Fuck me up
She stayed all weekend and doesn’t want to leave?! Ok ok I see y’all but that does seem a little irresponsible, Julie.
Is Matt wearing a live strong bracelet? Lol sign of the times
“Look, we all know the problem: it’s Vince, he’s lost his team.” Ooooh good line to go into the theme song on!
“I suck at Texas history.” IS THAT AN ACTUAL CLASS IN TEXAS???? STOP IT. Stop it right now!!! This cannot be real!
“Baby boy is graduating, it’s the last time they’ll see me in the little lions uniform.” LOL Becky and Luke are cute
Ew it sucks that Luke can’t invite Becky out after this last home game with his parents but also who would want to go to dinner with his trash mom sooo I’m conflicted.
Eric wants Luke on QB today?! well then
Oh god Mindy feels like she’s gonna puke?? Oh no is she pregnant again??
“I could take your shift.” Oh Beckyyyy and Mindy is like, no no no lol
I cringe every time Vince’s dad talks to him about football. His mom seems to be cringing too in the corner...
Becky looks really cute waiting tables but yeeeesh she’s a teenage girl and a fully grown man is putting a dollar in her undies. Yikes! Although once she counted that $$$ she was like I AM WOMAN I AM POWER lol
Eric and Tami’s little walk and talks in school are so precious
Awww Becky used her tip money to get Luke a gift to wear to his dinner? “You know I get it because she kinda freaks me out too but you didn’t do anything about it.” Yeah that about sums it up.
Wtf Vince is turning on Jess now too?? She’s appropriately angry! “Yeah cause it’s never Vince’s fault huh? I can’t believe you! You’re really trying to blame me for coach being mad at you?” Ooooh she said it.
OH SHIT did Jess just dump Vince’s ass?
Aw Epyck being good with Gracie is so cute.
Julie and Matt look hot and very natural walking down the street together in Chicago. Aw and she feels like she fits here but didn’t at college. Be a city gal, join us!!! Lol
“It’s frustrating bc I miss you and I miss us, and tonight watching you with all these people it’s like you’ve moved on and it’s sucks.” Awww Julie and then Matt immediately kissed her to shut her up! “I’ve been waiting to do that ever since you showed up.” This is SUCH a romantic ass city kiss!
Honestly out of all the characters Matt and Julie are the ones I can see being city folks the most so that tracks for me.
Jess helping Luke with the plays instead of Vince, she’s such a good one.
Omg Matt and Julie are so cute in bed together, Matt again saying he missed her as he plays with her hair. 🥺
She’s gonna tell him about the TA thing right? Yep okay good honesty is important.
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Awww Matt being so supportive and nonjudgmental! My heart! He’s such a good guy I’m dead 😭
“I hope this won’t freak you out, but I think you and I need to, um...we need to go get breakfast.” LOL I LOVE HIM HES SO CUTE god
Oh shit Eric’s benching Vince for not helping Luke! Man of his word, he does not play!
“The big deal is I’m an adult and you’re not.” Yeah Becky, Mindy’s argument seems pretty sound considering we’re talking about you, a teenage girl, working at a strip club. Just...wait till you’re an adult, gurl! You’re almost there!
Oh god Mindy’s irritable, is she preggers???
Anddd she does not seem happy about it....
Yeeesh Tami just slammed her head trying to break up this fight between Epyck and Laurel? Fuck
Yay I was right about Vince’s mom. “I think you maybe don’t have to take his advice all the time. You have a good head on your shoulders, use it, okay!” YES MAMA TELL HIM!!!
Omfg they’re gonna arrest Epyck for this even tho Tami is saying not to bc it was an accident??? Y’all really hate students of color with trauma, damn...the fact that Laurel thought it was okay to call Epyck a psycho in front of a lot of people too? School to prison pipeline in action, folks.
Aw Eric found Jess crying alone in the locker room 🥺 poor baby
We stan Eric. He told Jess not to apologize for crying and to “take all the time you need.” AWWWW
“I don’t wanna be your safety net.” Matt is right—Julie’s clearly avoiding stuff! “I wish you could stay longer, I wish you lived here but you...don’t live here.” He’s right! Gurl! Ugh being 18/19 is so hard!
Omg Billy’s excitement about Mindy being pregnant again is insane. He said “who cares?” about Mindy having to quit her job and she seems much more concerned than he does about the very real health care concerns.
“My boys can swim,” Billy says, putting THE PEE STICK IN HIS MOUTH?? I’m dead, Mindy just saying “I peed on that” and him removing it. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS BILLYYY
Ugh poor Epyck :( this system has failed her! And poor Tami tried so hard.
Ah, Eric is getting turned onto the idea of not coaching teens but adults instead—fair!
Omg Luke stopped by Eric’s after 10 to say he’s too scared to be quarterback?? Oh babe.
Awww Senior Day is here. Look at Luke’s trash mom!
“How much time do you need? You’re not milking a cow out there!!” Lol
Yeeeesh now everyone’s chanting “we want Vince.” Ugh imagine being Luke rn
Why is Vince’s dad literally mad? Luke is doing well lol
Yesss lions win!! You did it baby! They’re going to the playoffs!
Oh geez and now Vince has to stop his dad from storming the field and cursing Eric Taylor out! Jesus.
Aww Luke getting his little victory kiss from Becky and bringing her along. His mom is such an asshole, she’s literally gawking at Becky. Bless the dad for being like “why not?”
“He kissed her. Did you see that he kissed her?” Ew Luke’s mom how do you think she got pregnant the last time...?
Aww and off Julie goes, hopefully this time to stop avoiding her problems in that lil blue car? FUCK ME UPPP matt pulling a classic move yelling and running after her, “Julie!!!!!”
“It’s all gonna be okay, all right? We’ll figure it out.” As they’re in the street?? With the I love yous and a truck honking?? Are you kidding me? How romantic...and then she has to get back in the car and drive away oh my HEART the romantic angst!
The episode ending in Matt watching her car drive away from him!!!! Art!
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multimetaverse · 3 years
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Riverdale 5x09 Recap
I like that Alice is being realistic about whose blood it is (also why do women on tv who are falling apart only ever drink wine to drown their sorrows?)
Ngl I like the Friday Night Lights knockoff they’re doing this week
Not Veronica storming into a changing room of underage kids without even knocking
Studies have shown that the fastest way to destroy motivation in kids is to pay them to do something, like play sports, that they had already been doing and then after a while you stop paying them and they’ll lose any passion they had in the activity. So hope Veronica can keep paying for points
God Jughead looks rough, even FP at his worst never looked this bad
Lmao is Cheryl really gonna try and fix Kevin and Fangs?
Damn Betty was ice cold to Glenn
Well mole people would connect with the old mines much better than aliens would. Waldo should know better by now, stories are never just stories on Riverdale
Many recaps ago I joked that Hiram would eventually be reduced to showing up to PTA meetings to try and thwart Archie and honestly sending Reggie to tell Archie to withdraw his football team from the local league is barely a step above that
Lmao Reggie walking out of pop’s and calling each bulldog loser was so petty
Oh wow Sheriff Keller gets to have a scene with his son
Well it’s a good thing that your father has never reneged on a deal before Veronica! 
Lerman looks like he’s freaking out (these close ups of Jughead are not flattering). I wonder if the aliens were at all connected to the Farm? We know they were stealing organs from cult members there which could tie in with these alleged alien surgeries
Cheryl actually giving good advice
CW is letting Veronica take her bra off for sex scenes now
Ooof Betty. Although knowing Riverdale they might actually have Polly make it out alive even though it’s completely unrealistic at this point. Especially since they’ve left themselves the loophole of only testing for blood type rather than Polly’s DNA specifically
Lerman Logan? is RAS a fan of Logan Lerman?
Only Cheryl can get away with earnestly saying ‘’#kangs”
Also Fangs is right, Cheryl’s party might have been the ultimate trigger but there were clearly deep issues in the Kangs relationship
Fangs sinking his, uh, fangs, into Kevin’s long history of hooking up in the woods with random dudes
It’s nice that Jughead can just ditch his shift at pop’s whenever he needs to
I have no clue if this dude is a real life football player or not
Hiram really needs to learn how to delegate, this is not the kind of shit a mafia don should be dealing with
Nice to know that Reggie draws the line at injuring children
Sure old man Dreyfus looks crazy but he sounds crazier
Love that clearly photoshopped picture of Betty and Polly
Uh oh looks like Dark! Betty is back (how very American of her to have her ammunition stored with no protections)
Yikes we haven’t seen a gay bashing in Riverdale in quite some time
Betty would honestly be more effective at scaring off these truckers if she just flashed her FBI badge rather than going vigilante 
Oh man are they really trying to pull a Kevin is ashamed of being gay plot now? After all this time? 
Great acting from Casey but this scene really falls flat. For one,  Kevin’s character right from the pilot has pretty much just him being gay and there really never seemed to be any issues he himself had with it, even when we saw characters like Moose or Moose’s father struggling with their sexualities. Secondly, when was the last time we even heard of Kevin’s mom? Back in S2 when it’s revealed that she and Tom were getting divorced? We’ve never met this lady who’s now revealed as homophobic and yet it turns out she’s the root of Kevin’s trauma, which is also just being revealed 85 eps into the series
Again Betty all you need to do is flash your FBI badge, you don’t have to go full Serpico on these truck drivers
Credit where due, this sleepwalking excuse is actually plausible as are his parents being the mole people since they lock him in the basement at night to keep him from hurting himself. A week is a long time to vanish with no memory
So looks like someone or some group is abducting adults and kids over the decades but letting them go while someone else is abducting and murdering women specifically 
This Cheryl performance lacks the usual razzle dazzle
Yasaas Britta get that point
Poor timing Glenn
At least Hiram is getting back into the destroying Riverdale business next week rather than his pissing contests with Archie
Until next week Riverdalers 
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killer-time · 6 years
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Tag - Killer Frost
Season 1
1x01 - PILOT
1x02 - FASTEST MAN ALIVE
1x03 - THINGS YOU CAN'T OUTRUN
1x04 - GOING ROGUE
1x05  - PLASTIQUE
1x06 - THE FLASH IS BORN
1x07 - POWER OUTAGE
1x08 - FLASH VS. ARROW
1x09 - THE MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT
1x10 - REVENGE OF THE ROGUES
1x11 - THE SOUND AND THE FURY
1x12 - CRAZY FOR YOU
1x13 - THE NUCLEAR MAN
1x14 - FALLOUT
1x15 - OUT OF TIME
1x16 - ROGUE TIME
1x17 - TRICKSTERS
1x18 - ALL STAR TEAM UP
1x19 - WHO IS HARRISON WELLS?
1x20 - THE TRAP
1x21 - GRODD LIVES
1x22 - ROGUE AIR 1x23 - FAST ENOUGH
Season 2
2x01 - THE MAN WHO SAVED CENTRAL CITY
2x02 - FLASH OF TWO WORLDS   
2x03 - FAMILY OF ROGUES
2x04 - THE FURY OF FIRESTORM
2x05 - THE DARKNESS AND THE LIGHT
2x06 - ENTER ZOOM
2x07 - GORILLA WARFARE
2x08 - LEGENDS OF TODAY
2x09 - RUNNING TO STAND STILL
2x10 - POTENTIAL ENERGY
2x11 - THE REVERSE-FLASH RETURNS
2x12 - FAST LANE
2x13 - WELCOME TO EARTH-2
2x14 - ESCAPE FROM EARTH-2 
2x15 - KING SHARK
2x16 - TRAJECTORY
2x17 - FLASH BACK
2x18 - VERSUS ZOOM
2x19 - BACK TO NORMAL   
2x20 - RUPTURE
2x21 - THE RUNAWAY DINOSAUR
2x22 - INVINCIBLE
2x23 - THE RACE OF HIS LIFE
Season 3
3x01 – FLASHPOINT
3x02 – PARADOX
3x03 – MAGENTA
3x04 – THE NEW ROGUES
3x05 – MONSTER
3x06 – SHADE
3x07 – KILLER FROST
3x08 – INVASION
3x09 – THE PRESENT
3x10 – BORROWING PROBLEMS FROM THE FUTURE
3x11 – DEAD OR ALIVE
3x12 – UNTOUCHABLE
3x13 – ATTACK ON GORILLA CITY
3x14 – ATTACK ON CENTRAL CITY
3x15 – THE WRATH OF SAVITAR
3x16 – INTO THE SPEED FORCE
3x17 – DUET
3x18 – ABRA KADABRA
3x19 – THE ONCE AND FUTURE FLASH
3x20 – I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
3x21 – CAUSE AND EFFECT
3x22 – INFANTINO STREET
3x23 – FINISH LINE
Season 4
4x01 - THE FLASH REBORN
4x02 - MIXED SIGNALS
4x03 - LUCK BE A LADY
4x04 - ELONGATED JOURNEY INTO NIGHT
4x05 - GIRLS NIGHT OUT
4x06 - WHEN HARRY MET HARRY…
4x07 - THEREFORE I AM
4x08 - CRISIS ON EARTH X
4x09 - DON'T RUN
4x10 - THE TRIAL OF THE FLASH
4x11 - THE ELONGATED KNIGHT RISES
4x12 - HONEY, I SHRUNK TEAM FLASH
4x13 - TRUE COLORS
4x14 - SUBJECT 9
4x15 - ENTER FLASHTIME
4x16 - RUN IRIS, RUN
4x17 - NULL AND ANNOYED
4x18 - LOSE YOURSELF
4x19 - FURY ROGUE
4x20 - THEREFORE SHE IS
4x21 - HARRY AND THE HARRISONS
4x22 - THINK FAST
4x23 - WE ARE THE FLASH
Season 5
5x01 - NORA
5x02 - BLOCKED
5x03 - THE DEATH OF VIBE
5x04 - NEWS FLASH
5x05 - ALL DOLL'D UP
5x06 - THE ICICLE COMETH
5x07 O COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL 
5x08 - WHAT'S PAST IS PROLOGUE
5x09 - ELSEWORLDS
5x10 - THE FLASH & THE FURIOUS
5x11 - SEEING RED
5x12 MEMORABILIA
5x13 GOLDFACED 
5x14 CAUSE AND XS
5x15 - KING SHARK VS. GORILLA GRODD
5x16 FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN
5x17 - TIME BOMB
5x18 GODSPEES 
5x19 SNOW PACK 
5x20 - GONE ROGUE
5x21 - THE GIRL WITH THE RED LIGHTNING
5x22 - LEGACY
Season 6
6x01 INTO THE VOID
6x02  A FLASH OF THE LIGHTNING
6x03  DEAD MAN RUNNING
6x04 - THERE WILL BE BLOOD
6x05 - KISS KISS BREACH BREACH
6x06 - LICENSE TO ELONGATE
6x07 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRY ALLEN, PT. 1
6x08 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRY ALLEN, PT. 2
6x09 - CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS
Movies/TV Shows
MR. BROOKS (2007)
FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
GIRLS AGAINST BOYS (2012)
CHRISTMAS JOY (2018)
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whatsmypogo · 6 years
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I am thankful for television (....among other things ofc)
I made a list of my favorite thanksgiving episodes! Only one ep per series just cause.
•Gilmore Girls 3x09
A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving
•New Girl 2x08 Parents
•Seinfeld 6x08 The Mom and Pop Store
•How I Met Your Mother 3x09 Slapsgiving
•The O.C 1x11 The Homecoming
•Family Ties 1x08 No Nukes Is Good Nukes
•Friday Night Lights 4x13 Thanksgiving
•Brooklyn 99 1x09 Thanksgiving
•Mindy Project 1x06 Thanksgiving
•Bob's Burgers 3x05 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
•Friends 5x08 The One With All The Thanksgivings
•Gossip Girl 1x09 Blair Waldorf Must Pie
•The Simpsons 2x07 Bart vs Thanksgiving
•Will and Grace 3x08 & 3x09 Lows in the Mid-Eighties
•Cheers 5x09 Thanksgiving Orphans
•Master Of None 2x08 Thanksgiving
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austennerdita2533 · 6 years
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More fun GG asks: Do you prefer Lorelai's hair curly or straight? Rory's hair longer or shorter? (I know, these are very deep questions so far!) Even as a Literati/Jess fan, can you name one or two things you like about Rogan/Logan? (I can easily name stuff I like about Jess/Literati too. You know I have a dream of uniting GG fans regardless of who we ship!) What are your three favorite episodes from each of the seven original GG seasons and your one favorite "chapter" of the revival?
Do you prefer Lorelai’s hair curly or straight? 
Curly.
Do you prefer Rory’s hair longer or shorter? 
Longer.
Can you name one or two thing you like about Rogan/Logan? 
There are loads of things to like about Rogan/Logan! Even though Literati is my OTP, I quite enjoy Rory and Logan’s romantic relationship. I think it’s good for them individually in that, for Rory, it affords her the ability to be a little less regimented, to take risks, and to “live in the moment; and for Logan, it allows him to embrace a more mature, responsible, and self-reliant part of himself where he breaks away from Mitchum and the Huntzberger “expectations” a little bit. Plus, together, they share a genuine love, care, and support for one another. I’d argue, even, that it’s the first real adult committed relationship either one of them has had and it’s where they learn how to be there for another person through good times and bad. They truly are cute together, too.
Three Favorite Episodes from the OG series?
Let me preface this by saying how incredibly difficult it is to limit myself to 3!
Season 1: 
-1x05 Rory’s Birthday Parties
-1x10 Forgiveness and Stuff
-1x16 Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
Season 2:
-2x03 Red Light On the Wedding Night
-2x13 A-Tisket, A-Tasket
-2x22 I Can’t Get Started
Season 3:
-3x01 Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days
-3x07 They Shoot Gilmores, Don’t They?
-3x09 A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving
Season 4:
-4x11 In The Clamor and Clangor
-4x21 Last Week Fights, This Week Tights
-4x22 Raincoats and Recipes
Season 5:
-5x03 Written in the Stars
-5x09 Emily Says Hello
-5x13 Wedding Bell Blues
Season 6:
-6x08 Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out
-6x13 Friday Night’s Alright For Fighting
-6x18 The Real Paul Anka
Season 7:
-7x13 I’d Rather Be In Philadelphia
-7x18 Hay Bale Maze
-7x22 Bon Voyage
One Favorite “Chapter” of the revival? 
Fall
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stonerbughead · 4 years
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Maria watches friday night lights (#31)
5x08 (I watched this ep and 5x09 last week and have been busy since but I am in the last arcs here and I never want it to end meh!)
all the recapping and flailing and reacting under the cut:
Aw Vince’s first interview! The quality of the tv they’re all watching!!! it reminds me of childhood omg
Vince’s dad is pulling him away from the teamwork attitude and more about him....yikes this is not cute and Jess is cringing. Same gurl.
“You barely talked about anyone but yourself.” Yepppp you right, Jess! No stop defending him, dad, ughhh
Is Becky too freaked to fuck Luke in his house where the terrifying anti choice mom lives? Bc I feel that. And last time they fucked she had to have an abortion they caused a townwide scandal! Like I get it gurl! do you, go slow!
“Oh how DARE he!” Me when TA Fuckface shows up at the door.
“PUNCH HIM!!!!” Me at Eric
Oh yeah he escorted Derek off the property, yes! Get out of here, you predator fuck!
Oh shit the rest of the team is making fun of Vince’s interview and tryna bring Jess into it lol
“I mean with a face like this how could you not, right?” Oh honey no, yeah that fell as flat as it should.
Oooop Epyck’s fighting again! “I’m on your side here, but you gotta help me.” Oooop and she asked for Tami’s sandwich and there it is—she’s food insecure?
What nonsense is Billy doing?? Showing the defense team a “pre war dance” —definitely culturally appropriation of indigenous culture and cringe af?? Absolutely not lol
Aw Buddy Jr. got hurt!
Omfg now TA is showing up at Tami’s office????? enough!
Talking to her is not the way to make this right, fuckface! You resigned? Cool now fuck off and out of Julie’s life!
Lol MAMA MINDY TIME with all her friends encouraging Becky to enter a beauty pageant I love it
Ew these illicit recruitment lunches with Vince and his dad and old creepy white dudes make my skin crawl
I’m sorry, so—they’re bringing two conventionally attractive women to tour Vince around? Yikes—college rally girls?
“I should have gone to college” says Vince’s creepy dad as he stares at 19 year old girls GROSS
AW Becky didn’t tell Luke about the pageant?
“When we win you have to sneak into your boyfriend’s room with only a tiara.” Lol I love all the girls hyping Becky up.
Oh shit they didn’t know about the previous abortion? Aw she’s crying and opening up to Mindy and her friends, my heart!
“I lost my virginity in the back of a truck I mean who does that” and they’re all like UH ME?? Lol Texas
Oooh Vince blew off practice for recruitment and didn’t tell Jess? Or is she covering for his ass?
Is there someone taking a photo of Vince on the field or am I crazy
Ew all this talking in Vince’s direction to be overheard on purpose so they don’t *technically* break the rules is so scummy!
Omg Tami found Epyck fighting on the street and was like, get in my car! Hilarious.
“You know what, I’m gonna feed you right now, is what I’m gonna do.” Are you sensing a pattern?
Ugh Epyck talking about how there isn’t a lot of food to go around at her foster home, my heart!
Aw she doesn’t want Tami to call social services bc she’s finally doing ok with the help of Tami WOW
Eeeek Vince talking about the visit is yikes! Jess telling ar him that it’s against the rules, ugh this is so rough
“There won’t be so many distractions.” You mean teenage girls to prey on, Derek??
Stop telling Julie she’s gonna realize y’all had a “rare” connection she’ll later look back on as she gets older! First of all, as she gets older she’ll realize even more how predatory and not okay you pursuing her was, and second of all, she HAS experienced rare connection but not with you, sir, with Matt Saracen! Amen.
Now Julie, go off on TA Derek in this restaurant like he deserves. Rip him a new one, punch him, you know
Lol really, ARE you getting a divorce? Wild
Ew don’t give her your address in Tennessee after telling her to go back to school!
Ewwww their hands touching on the piece of paper with the address. Gross gross gross please let this be the end.
Lol Eric and Tami shoving at each other fighting over who’s morning it is to get Gracie, classic.
Yay Julie’s going back to school?! I love how she apologized and Tami was all yay I’m so proud and Eric was like can you make some coffee 😂
How dare he! Omg Vince is blaming the recruitment visit on his mom’s addiction???? Does Eric know he’s lying?
Epyck lied about her foster home sitch, ah
Aw the little ones love Epyck? Her backstory with parents who died from AIDS and living on the street oh poor babe
YESSS I was right about the photographer on campus! They did get a photo of Vince at Oklahoma Tech!!! Aghhh
Damn Vince’s dad has really drilled this very individualistic mindset in and it’s not cute.
Omg Mindy and her fellow Landing Strip workers getting ready for the beauty pageant! Love it?
“I actually like you. No, look at me: you’re strong and you’re smart and you’re feisty. I believe you have a future.” OMG TAMIIIII I love you, I love that Dillons girls like Epyck have her looking out for them.
Yesssss Becky having the loudest, most raucous cheering section at this pageant is so adorable!
Lol all of them booing when Becky got second runner up I’m dying
“I think you should take a hard look at the company you keep.” Fuck off, old white lady, they’re way cooler than you’ll ever be!
“You don’t hit my quarterback when you have that red shirt on.” Oh shit Luke is pressing Vince about Oklahoma...yeah everyone else on the team has had it with Vince at this point.
Aw Julie is really leaving to go back to school now?!
Eewww Derek called Julie “to get her back,” not to go back to school??? What a douche! “That’s what I thought,” she says then turns around??? Plz tell me this means she’s leaving Derek behind for good!
Oh god it’s gonna be another showdown between Eric Taylor and Vince’s dad huh? “I won’t have any one player bigger than my team. He misses practice again and I’ll bench him.”
Oh god his dad knows Eric is being called by the colleges too??? Well fuck!
Aw Becky leaving a lil sharpie note on Luke’s car windshield? Cute.
Lol Billy is getting in a fight with the old school coach! This team is falling apart!
Oh god a classic team fighting as they’re supposed to be coming out at a pep rally shot! What a trope!
Aw Buddy jr. on his crutches in his jersey
Everyone’s faking it, everyone’s uneasy, and the music is playing as they show everyone—
“I want to introduce the man who taught us to have pride in East Dillon again: Coach Taylor.” And then the camera flashes to Vince’s dad watching him well DAMN
YESSSSSS JULIE’S IN CHICAGO??? Omg so I was right; TA Derek’s thing about special connections totally made her think of Matt!! He looks so GOOD and delighted to see her!!!
Ok I’m going straight into the next one now xo xo
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