#friday night lights 5x05

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Maria watches friday night lights (#28)

5x05 here we go!

click below for all my nonsense:

“It’s the path to salvation, gentlemen.” Lol love me an Eric Taylor-ism!

Eric is...grilling meat in his office..???... while talking to Vince about his parents and TMU tryna recruit illegally?! What is the south 🤷🏻‍♀️

Holy shit, they have to play a team 250 miles away? Wild. We love an away game episode. Omg Buddy Jr.’s style....such a douchey time sartorially.

“Play Taylor Ball wooooo!” OMFG this dude is WILD, I know he’s been a coach for awhile but damn.

Ooooh Jess and Vince flirting before they get on the bus!!! Cuties.

Awww Tami keeps trying to call Julie, so sad. My heart! she just misses her daughter.

Awww is Tami making a friend? Girls’ weekend! Yes she deserves it

Lol the freestyling on the bus, amazing (with an extra lol @ Eric trying time sleep while they’re rhyming)

Omg and now of course the bus is pulled over on the side of the road! Classic!

“Triple A is for women. We’re men we don’t ask for directions and we fix our own cars.” EW BILLY toxic masculinity express

I know Jess asked for this job but like ew ten dudes peeing on the side of the road and you’re the only vagina owner around for miles? Help!

Ew Julie this romance is an awful decision, and why is this fully grown man flirting with her at a poetry reading and trying to get her to leave to get...fry bread with him? Ew.

Oh wow they’re literally going to Kingdom, Texas. Welcome East Dillon Loins. Lol Eric told the front desk to look into it 😂

Omg Eric is so confused by the hotel’s key cards 😭 I’m dying! this is so funny with the team being typical teenage boys in the background.

Billy as a coach is too much. “Get pissed!!!!!” “Tomorrow night I will be given satisfaction. Is that understood?” “Coach.” “Yeah?” “This is supposed to be a walk through.” “We’re done.” Stop it😂

lol the detail of the one woman with kids fleeing the hotel pool as soon as the thirty teenage boys jump in? so good and accurate.

I feel like this deal with Vince and his dad and Eric isn’t gonna work out...

I hate this TA! “oh I’m so *quirky* with my fry bread place I found by ‘getting lost’.” Yeah Buddy you also stalked a freshman girl to a poetry reading and whisked her away from her studies. Smh!

Oh wow I love how they show that Eric can hear Tinker, Vince, and Luke like right away, standing outside the hotel.

“It’s too damn quiet. I miss my cop cars and crackheads.” Me when I’m out of the city for too long lol

This is a wholesome talk, reminds me of the riggins-saracen field talks before big games.

Omg Tinker took mini bar shit and watched porn? Dying 😂 “My roommate’s in there having a film festival rn so let me tell him to stop.”

Wow these kingdom assholes are talking so much shit!! And the refs aren’t doing anything!!

Did someone just say “go back to Africa?” to them?!?! Jesus Christ mask off huh? Fuck these racists!

Oh gr8, Karl from TMU in Vince’s dad’s ear, I’m sure that’ll end well.

Yesss East Dillon!!! Take it back!

“I’m glad you won your game, but I need you to calm it down.” Knew this front desk guy would show up again.

Aw poor Jess got pussyblocked by the team. Boooo

Ew Julie’s still driving around in the car with this douchebag who’s “showing her how to get lost” and has now said the line “I can’t stay out much longer, I need to work on my thesis” two times??? Get out of here, this dude is a corny creep!

Ew now creepy Derek is talking about him and his wife Alison who “like each other but don’t love each other” or “the other way around.”

But at least julie’s mentioned Matt now...he is not just a guy in Chicago! Ew this is gross.

“Quit getting grease on the cards.” Lol Buddy is too much.

Where did Hastings take them lol

“All the way to State,” Vince and Luke in the trailer. Awww.

Aw, Tami having her girls’ night! “I’ve been drinking.” “I’m with laurel, and we’ve been drinking.” “What are y’all wearing?” “Okay I gotta go now.” LMAOOO

“This man called me his brother and last year he punched me in the face.” Lol Luke and Vince really have come so far.

Drunk Luke is so funny omfggg and damn! Buddy Jr. managed to make out with someone? I’m impressed.

“I would walk through fire for you guys.” “That’s love.” Omg no Hastings looking at the actual bonfire and saying “you would?” Don’t make him prove it!!

“Is one of you Julie Taylor?” OMG IS THIS THE WIFE???

“No no no. You’re not special, you’re not the first.” Damn Alison, you’re yelling “Julie Taylor is a slut” all through the library but also like why are you still married to this guy who preys on 18 year olds? once a cheater always a cheater I am just AH!

Omg what! are they branding Luke?? Ew

“Doesn’t look that fun actually.” Same buddy jr, same!

“Idiots.” Correct response, Jess. Poor girl. Didn’t even get laid and now she has to bandage up these hungover teenage boys.

Gracie is soooo cute

Oh nooooo did Julie just come home bc of the TA thing.....oh no....

“Coach, this is my team, I ride home with my team.” Okay Vince 🥺 my heart

Did they almost leave Buddy Jr. behind while he was leaving the “how about that second coming kingdom” thing on the sign?? Ah round of applause when he boards the bus! They’ve all accepted him now! Nice.

“Coach are we home yet?” “Nope but we’re getting there; slowly but surely we’re getting there.” Beautiful. What a show!

#maria watches friday night lights #mine #friday night lights 5x05

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Tag - Killer Frost

Season 1

1x01 - PILOT

1x02 - FASTEST MAN ALIVE

1x03 - THINGS YOU CAN'T OUTRUN

1x04 - GOING ROGUE

1x05  - PLASTIQUE

1x06 - THE FLASH IS BORN

1x07 - POWER OUTAGE

1x08 - FLASH VS. ARROW

1x09 - THE MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT

1x10 - REVENGE OF THE ROGUES

1x11 - THE SOUND AND THE FURY

1x12 - CRAZY FOR YOU

1x13 - THE NUCLEAR MAN

1x14 - FALLOUT

1x15 - OUT OF TIME

1x16 - ROGUE TIME

1x17 - TRICKSTERS

1x18 - ALL STAR TEAM UP

1x19 - WHO IS HARRISON WELLS?

1x20 - THE TRAP

1x21 - GRODD LIVES

1x22 - ROGUE AIR 1x23 - FAST ENOUGH

Season 2

2x01 - THE MAN WHO SAVED CENTRAL CITY

2x02 - FLASH OF TWO WORLDS   

2x03 - FAMILY OF ROGUES

2x04 - THE FURY OF FIRESTORM

2x05 - THE DARKNESS AND THE LIGHT

2x06 - ENTER ZOOM

2x07 - GORILLA WARFARE

2x08 - LEGENDS OF TODAY

2x09 - RUNNING TO STAND STILL

2x10 - POTENTIAL ENERGY

2x11 - THE REVERSE-FLASH RETURNS

2x12 - FAST LANE

2x13 - WELCOME TO EARTH-2

2x14 - ESCAPE FROM EARTH-2 

2x15 - KING SHARK

2x16 - TRAJECTORY

2x17 - FLASH BACK

2x18 - VERSUS ZOOM

2x19 - BACK TO NORMAL   

2x20 - RUPTURE

2x21 - THE RUNAWAY DINOSAUR

2x22 - INVINCIBLE

2x23 - THE RACE OF HIS LIFE

Season 3

3x01 – FLASHPOINT

3x02 – PARADOX

3x03 – MAGENTA

3x04 – THE NEW ROGUES

3x05 – MONSTER

3x06 – SHADE

3x07 – KILLER FROST

3x08 – INVASION

3x09 – THE PRESENT

3x10 – BORROWING PROBLEMS FROM THE FUTURE

3x11 – DEAD OR ALIVE

3x12 – UNTOUCHABLE

3x13 – ATTACK ON GORILLA CITY

3x14 – ATTACK ON CENTRAL CITY

3x15 – THE WRATH OF SAVITAR

3x16 – INTO THE SPEED FORCE

3x17 – DUET

3x18 – ABRA KADABRA

3x19 – THE ONCE AND FUTURE FLASH

3x20 – I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

3x21 – CAUSE AND EFFECT

3x22 – INFANTINO STREET

3x23 – FINISH LINE

Season 4

4x01 - THE FLASH REBORN

4x02 - MIXED SIGNALS

4x03 - LUCK BE A LADY

4x04 - ELONGATED JOURNEY INTO NIGHT

4x05 - GIRLS NIGHT OUT

4x06 - WHEN HARRY MET HARRY…

4x07 - THEREFORE I AM

4x08 - CRISIS ON EARTH X

4x09 - DON'T RUN

4x10 - THE TRIAL OF THE FLASH

4x11 - THE ELONGATED KNIGHT RISES

4x12 - HONEY, I SHRUNK TEAM FLASH

4x13 - TRUE COLORS

4x14 - SUBJECT 9

4x15 - ENTER FLASHTIME

4x16 - RUN IRIS, RUN

4x17 - NULL AND ANNOYED

4x18 - LOSE YOURSELF

4x19 - FURY ROGUE

4x20 - THEREFORE SHE IS

4x21 - HARRY AND THE HARRISONS

4x22 - THINK FAST

4x23 - WE ARE THE FLASH

Season 5

5x01 - NORA

5x02 - BLOCKED

5x03 - THE DEATH OF VIBE

5x04 - NEWS FLASH

5x05 - ALL DOLL'D UP

5x06 - THE ICICLE COMETH

5x07 O COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL 

5x08 - WHAT'S PAST IS PROLOGUE

5x09 - ELSEWORLDS

5x10 - THE FLASH & THE FURIOUS

5x11 - SEEING RED

5x12 MEMORABILIA

5x13 GOLDFACED 

5x14 CAUSE AND XS

5x15 - KING SHARK VS. GORILLA GRODD

5x16 FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN

5x17 - TIME BOMB

5x18 GODSPEES 

5x19 SNOW PACK 

5x20 - GONE ROGUE

5x21 - THE GIRL WITH THE RED LIGHTNING

5x22 - LEGACY

Season 6

6x01 INTO THE VOID

6x02  A FLASH OF THE LIGHTNING

6x03  DEAD MAN RUNNING

6x04 - THERE WILL BE BLOOD

6x05 - KISS KISS BREACH BREACH

6x06 - LICENSE TO ELONGATE

6x07 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRY ALLEN, PT. 1

6x08 - THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BARRY ALLEN, PT. 2

6x09 - CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS

Movies/TV Shows

MR. BROOKS (2007)

FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)

GIRLS AGAINST BOYS (2012)

CHRISTMAS JOY (2018)

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Maria watches friday night lights (#26)

5x03 here we are, Julie’s bad decisions are piling up! (I watched 5x04+5x05 too, just gotta edit all my ramblings into coherency.)

under the cut:

Wow the level of Lions pride there now is is truly amazing. It’s wild that Buddy now owns this East Dillon watering hole! Weirdly like...growth? Given how many different types of people are gathered to celebrate this team that was revitalized only a year ago? Wild.

Uh oh, why does Vince’s father getting out of prison seem like a bad thing. God things were finally going well for him!

Also love how I was equally as disturbed as Vince was by his mom cleaning, knew something was up!

Omg the video with Maura went viral! 2,000 hits. That’s like everyone their age right? 😬

“We didn’t do any of this crap when we were kids.” Tami’s look of “yeah right” made me lol

“You think maybe people change? You changed.” I was about to say it but then Vince did: “I don’t know. I ain’t gone to jail.” Bc the problem is — the prison system ensures that people remain in a permanent underclass once paroled, making it nearly impossible to escape the cycle. so unfortunately it seems very unlikely Vince’s dad changed for the better while in a prison, which is an inherently violent and traumatizing place to be, let alone for five years when he already had a track record for treating your mom like trash...oh babe.

Oh nooo Buddy Jr. is smoking weed. West coast, brother! Lol

Yikes this is really sad, Tami is like trying to subtly be like to Maura, ‘sooo did seeing a bunch of guys passing you around while drunk on video like...maybe traumatize you a bit?’ And Maura’s like ‘WE WERE HAVING FUN HAVE YOU EVER PARTIED.’ Hello, internalized misogyny and a need for therapy, plz honey. Seems like her parents are a lot angrier than she is!

“daddy issues.com, I feel you” is literally what I nervously sang out loud at Vince and his father reuniting.

Omg they’re forcing the girls alone to listen to a really boring lecture on alcohol? This just doesn’t seem effective.

Holy shit two of the football players were making fun of the video.....? Disgusting. Rape culture is the fact that people are making fun of a girl being passed around like a rag doll!

The TA giving Julie a C- bc he’s “spent time with her” and “knows she can do better” is super manipulative and creepy and oh boy I hate this harmful dynamic. He’s literally GRADING HER PAPERS. Nope nope nope.

oh god not the ol “weekly salon for promising students the professor just so happens to host” trope! OH GOD

Ooooh making Jess equipment manager??? Tami is the best. Aw Jess is so excited! I’m so glad that within five seasons they included a character like her who is a girl who also grew up with football and loves it more than some of the guys on this show do!

Ooooh they’re doing shirts and ties instead of jerseys on game days and community outreach. Mmhmm ok revive your image

Vince is losing his confidence and motivation as a captain now his dad’s home noooooo

Lol I knew Buddy was gonna blame the weed on “that hippie Kevin.” So predictable.

“You know maybe it’s not about you and it’s not about Pam, it’s about your son, who happens to need you.” YES ERIC TELL HIM

“Nobody said being a dad’s gonna be easy.” OOH OOH Eric give my dad one of these talks next

“Girls in locker rooms are bad ideas.” I can’t. Lol Tami got lil toddler Grace to say “think about it, daddy!!” She doesn’t play nice.

LMAO I have never related to Vince more than in this moment: “did you talk to your dad?” “Yep.” “how did it go?” *sprints away without answering*

Okay here we are, douchey assholes at the ~salon~ and Julie with a glass of champagne and a devious smile looks like she’s on a mission.

“You must be so proud to have such a distinguished wife.” Oh Jesus TA’s wife’s away on a “sabbatical in Boston.” I see where this illicit romance is going and THANKS I HATE IT

Oh geez Vince doesn’t like Jess being equipment manager? She looks so cute and excited!

Oh boy, Maura is clearly going through some shit, she is relishing in being caught. I know that Tami is judging making out in a supply closet as a concept, but it can be hot—however, in this particular case, i have to agree on not romantic.

“Everyone thinks that I’m married but I don’t feel like I am.” Lines men say before they cheat on their wife with an underage student under their tutelage they shouldn’t be pursuing even if they’re single.

“You’re an awesome girl, Julie Taylor.” Key word ‘GIRL.’ Now he’s saying he feels “comfortable with her” and “if it were a different time and a different place.” This is what grooming sounds like.

Ewwwwwww

Oh noooo Julie you’ve been in college for like five minutes and you’ve already fucked a married TA. Oh honey NO.

Poor Vince. So much trauma between his mom and his dad.

Wowwww the transition from Vince fighting with his parents to walking in suit and tie past all the fans with signs 😭

Yes Eric reiterating he’s proud of Vince and so are his teammates after he goes off — I love how he can like tell something is off with him. He shuts the door and gets Vince to explain the home situation in like five mins.

“He never taught me how to better! How am I supposed to be better?” Omg yessss I feel you babe 😭

Oh god is Vince’s dad showing up gonna cost them this game

NOPE he just did an INSANE touchdown instead!!! Go Vince! “They call that the Tinker shuffle. They get a flag for excessive celebrating and who can blame them?”

“That was a hell of an effort. That’s character, Vince.” Awwww Eric’s so proud of him. His dad is sad. Welp, no thanks to you.

Omg their 3 and 0 East Side cheer at the bar sounds so much like the cheers our predominantly Black football team would do at our pep rallies I love it. This team has so much more heart and soul than the Panthers.

Omg Buddy Jr. is coming back to town???? Intrigue.

TA apologized and and acknowledged he knew it was wrong for teacher-student reasons! Yikes! Bc you know it’s gonna happen again!

“Only 17 years old and you’re already better than I ever was.” Damn Vince’s dad apologizing for not asking to move in after seeing him shine at the game, #growth

“Tonight for the first time in my life I knew what pride felt like. I mean, boy, that was crazy out there. You the man for real.” OMGGGG VINCE IS CRYING wow 🥺

#maria watches friday night lights #mine #friday night lights 5x03